Percy Jackson, boyemployee
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I just realized that boyemployee is the opposite of girlboss i-
Literally never would’ve realized this if it weren’t for you 😂
thank you for saying this- i was so confused but just kept following along.
I was so confused thx
I'm so glad others were confused too 😆 I'm constantly confused because I hardly get anyone's references ever so I just smile and nod through life and laugh at things that I actually don't even understand
i- ? i- what girlie ? Form sentences, we're listening
Logan Lerman understood the assignment but the assignment didn’t understand him
couldnt have put it better myself
facts
You got it
Same goes for Alexandra Daddario... Heck, even Stanley Tucci and especially Levan Rambin in Sea of Monsters. Really, none of the actors were the problem; they all seemed to put in the effort. The writing and direction were what really had this fail as both standalone and adaptation.
Yess
The Percy of Being A Wallflower.
yeeyot
Noice
This movie's existence is only valid for giving us two things: Logan Lerman (white boy of the month EVERY MONTH since 2010) and also that iconic Lady Gaga scene. They carried.
LITERALLY😭
Logan lerman as Percy Jackson is THE definition of right actor wrong time
It’s so sad
He deadass better be Poseidon in the new TV show
@@raicrush HE BETTER.
yes
Your pfp is CURSED
From now on I’ll use the term “drag queen tall” to describe all of my tall male friends
It's not just bon mot energy, it's bon-delacreme better hadn't motn't dare type energy.
I don't have the friendships or even the personality to be able to pull off saying that about someone haha but I will say it in my mind and love it
Same 😂✨
@@Fauntleroy. Bitch why did you say that and why did I understand it?
I'm mike's mic's mike short
Percy: Annabeth your jeans are wet
Annabeth: You're wet jeans!
Percy: Those are my jeans?
Annabeth: No! You ARE wet jeans!
there are layers to this comment.
I am in awe of this comment
the flavour 💅🏻
I LOVE THIS
the world became a better place because of this comment
Nothing will ever beat Percy beating Medusa with the back of his iPod
The way I almost blacked out and drowned myself when I was 11 because I tried to stay underwater like Percy could
Same-
whAT
BESTIE NO
@@violetscrypt bestie yes 😔🤠
You should've stayed underwater girl, life is crap anyway 💙💦
you and nicole kidman being the same height is peak australian girlboss energy
😂
idk why I thought Miss Mike was a shawtie
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@Ada Marre now this would be peak girlboss besties energy
getting flashbacks from when i practically had an entire breakdown over how bad the movies were in 4th grade and i made sure that my family KNEW that it didn’t do the books justice, it was truly my first girlboss moment
As you should 😌💅🏾
Queen, you rock💅
Me too lol. My uncle knew that I liked the books, and thought it would be a good idea to buy the movies for me. Needless to say, I was not impressed.
Me after watching Mazerunner 😂
Oh I let everyone in the vicinity know how bad that movie was. I had a personal vendetta against Logan Lerman in middle school because of this even though that makes no sense
I remember reading it and Annabeth just started going off on him like “Dude it’s been two weeks since you got here and I’ve waited my literal entire life to go on a quest.” And he was just “Well, sucks to suck.”
flashbacks to me tearing apart this movie in 4th grade to my mom bc it wasn’t like the book
Me!!! I walked out of the movie theater in such anger!!
honestly? good on you
The way I was SOO upset at how they portrayed Hades and Persephone's relationship
MEEEEE AF I WAS SO PRESSED
i remember being a shocked 5th grader when i read the book and when the sea of monsters was announced i was so pressed and stressed lmao
I still haven’t recovered from the fact that Annabeth had brown hair instead of blonde hair😕
then had blonde hair in the second movie☹️
haleigh yet she still never got her gray eyes 😕
Percy and Annabeth looks like siblings in the movie...I am disgusted
Also im all for casting black actors BUT GROVER IS A FUCKIN GINGER!!!!!!
@@brianwagner7357 Grover looks THIRTY
the casino scene is flawless. that’s it. that’s the comment.
so true bestie !!
the only good part of the movie
I’m proud to be your 500th like
mafia in the morning audio in the beginning my heart rate incr*ased
😂😂😂 me too!!! He was really on the ball today!! It’s hardly been out for a day 😂
Gotta KEEP on converting mike into a kpop stan bessies
yeah he’s been on a kpop roll. he’s done bicycle, hi high, and mafia in the morning so far
He also used Pretty Savage a while back and it surprised me when I heard it lol
@@nattt3842 he also used I can't stop me lmao
I've tried to block out most parts of the Percy Jackson movies from my memory but the Poker Face scene was kind of iconic ngl, Lady Gaga carried the movie 😫
IT WAS THOOOOO
same
It was so good tbh. Every time I read the books this is how I imagined it
Every time I hear Poker Face I get taken back
Fr😭
i’m actually very excited about the tv show adaptation of percy jackson, hopefully it will be good this time
is it from Netflix
@@yasminfernandes1884 disney plus i believe
rick riordan is supposed to be more involved so i have high hopes
@@yasminfernandes1884 no it’s meant to be on disney plus and i’m pretty sure this time rick is actually involved with the creative process / writing of it!
@@h4nn.h so no gay stuff probably then. Great...
they really didn’t explain why percy being the son of poseidon was a big deal and why everyone was after him within one day,, the incompetence 💔😔✋
was it not because he stole tha lightning bolt😩😭
@@josierosa6757 no lol i think it was bc poseidon zeus and hades weren’t supposed to have any more kids bc the demigods were too powerful but obv poseidon broke the rules so now percy exists
@@stargirl32102 in the movie they were like “ IM ZEUS AND YOUR SON WHO I HAVE NO EVIDENCE AGAINST STOLE MY LIGHTNING “
@@stargirl32102you're kinda right ... in the books Zeus,Poseidon and hades had so many kids who died during WWII so they make a pact that shouldn't have any kids and also since the 3 three gods are really important in greek mythology they kids by default are powerful so their lives are in danger .
Percy and Anabeth deadass look like brother and sister. I like to think that that is why they gave her that awful dye-job in the sequel lol
I mean, aren't they technically cousins tho
@@lizzyol NO PLEASE
@@lizzyol no I always think about that like, their parent’s are uncle and niece😭???
It was actually because she's blonde in the books and changed it because they got so many complaints 😅
@@soltandvinegar that as well. There were actually a number of complaints about a bunch of stuff cause the peed a lot of folks off
I was today years old when I found that the actor from Maze Runner and the actor from Percy Jackson weren't the same person. Thank you for educating the audience, Micrófono de Miguel.
MICRÓFONO DE MIGUEL I'M HOLLERING
MICROFONO DE MIGUEEELLL??????!!!!!!!!! QUEEE??!!!!!!!! ESCALEEERAAAAAAAA
Micrófono de Miguel killed me💀
yeah idk why i thought dylan o brien played percy jackson too until like four years ago
And ironically Dylan O'brien and Logan are besties
There’s all these Percy Jackson book fans in the comments and I’m living for it
it feels like home
bring us back to those days pls 😭
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT APPLEPHONE. THAT JOKE WAS SO SOLID. fr had me laughing for a whole minute
this!!!
ok but if you’re one of the people who thought persephone was pronounced “purse-phone” are u also someone who thought hermione was pronounced “hermy-won”??? bestie we need answers
Somehow I knew Hermione but Kronos was a no go. Aphrodite? No chance.
I used to mispronounce so many of the Greek names
@@amyturner2034 how do you say Kronos? i say CROnose
Brazilians say Hermione as "Er-mEE-OH-nee"
And Kronos as "CRO-noos"
And Aphrodite as Ah-fro-dEE-tee
I'm Swedish and I read Hermione as her-me-oh-nay. I was fully shook after watching the first movie
in the books they were 12 but grover was like 23 who looked like a high-school senior trying to be a 12 y/o
Satyrs age half as fast as humans. If I remember right he was 28 and looked 14.
@@woodfur00 He looked no where near 14. I totally agree with Lucas Ray.
J Universe I think they meant in the book. In the movie it's really obvious he isn't 14 at all.
@@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace ik, but I think he thought grover was also a child so I was saying that he was actually an adult
in the book, just looked younger (but not as young as Percy)
I had a conspiracy when i was 14 that the bestie/brother of miss Percy Jackson (the cyclops) , and mike wazowski are the same person. I don't know what I was going though 😭
Girl u O k? Love that energy tho💅
No,no,you have a point
WAIT- I wanna hear it
let’s keep that energy girly
my brain filled this in with a scene going “my brother mike- i mean tyson” and now im imagine irl boxer mike tyson as a demigod
A new character in Riverdale (I know I'm a clown but I'm finishing that mess) was named Lerman Logan and I was appalled by the AUDACITY of the writers for that one
HOW DARE THEY
@@roshnigupta9914 it was truly disgusting. And then I still called him Logan Lerman the whole time.
@@strawberryh3ntai995 as you should we do not shit on Logan lerman in this household bestie
are you serious 😐
Just to be clear: the books are good. The author did a really good job writing as a 12 year old, not perplexing things as JK did. Like, it was so good for 12 year olds and as Percy grew up, so the writing involved. The movies just destroyed it.
No literally. I love rick he's just so good. I've loved the books since I was 12, they never get old 🤌
Thinking of the time i wrote dirty percy Jackson fanfic in 8th grade🙈🙈
link pls lol
drop the link.
that’s such a #girlboss move bestie😩😩 Logan Lerman could get it any day of the week🥵
Let me find the wattpad link hold awwn
Also like warning...um percy is not the main character the main people are Nico and Will and like you gotta read the books to know who they are
Never thought I’d be witnessing a showdown between the god of the sea and the god of comedy in my lifetime but here we are
FACTS
HAHAH
“percy finds out his dad is Poseidon and he is like gagatrondra!”
LMAOO thank u Michelangelo Microphonic for making this movie entertaining !
NOT Michelangelo Microphonic LMAO💀💀
THE PERCY JACKSON STANS HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR A LONG TIME BUT WE ARE NOW AWOKEN.
Miss Berstie Jackson really got carried by the Zaddy caboose, Anabeth and Grover whilst pretending not to see his mom’s gas
My mom died?, *Didn't know her*
@@adrianrandom3448 Oh she passed away? Oh, oh. Oh well.
@@fwuffy1546 too distracted by that sweet centaur daddio to focus on his dead mom, happens to all of us 😔
the lack of walls in this YA book-movie adaptation is really grinding my gears, its a staple at this point.
empire state building is like a big wall
for that matter, consider the emotional walls percy put up against annabeth
Magical wall around the camp. Comes up in the second book. Solved.
“do you hear that? that is the low rumble of bad storytelling” I CANT STOP LAUGHING
in the books satyr's like age faster than humans, they're in the museum for a trip for Greek class, Percy is like devastated and super angry about his mom, him and Annabeth are like so awkward but also pretending they hate eachother. also I will litterally never get over the fact that Annabeth is not blonde and that we didn't get the 'you drool when you sleep' scene
can you explain that drool scene ? I’ve never read the book and ur comment made me curious 😔✌🏼
@@Mlo13 on the way into camp the Minotaur gets Sally (Percy's mom) and Grover gets hurt. basically Percy takes out the Minotaur and stumbles over the camp border and passes out. " The last thing I remember is collapsing on a wooden porch, looking up at the ceiling fan circling above me, moth flying around a yellow light and the stern faces of a familiar bearded man and a pretty girl her blonde hair curled like Cinderella's, They both looked down at me and the girls said, 'He's the one. He must be.' 'Silence, Annabeth,' the man said 'He's still conscious, bring him inside' " when Percy finally comes round and is up walking again he goes to talk to Chiron and Mr D. Annabeth is there and is told to go check on his bunk by Chiron. it's like the first proper interaction that Percy and her have. " She glanced at the Minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagine she was going to say, you killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, 'You drool when you sleep.'
Then she sprinted it off down the lawn, her blonde hair flying behind her. " sorry this is so long but I wanted to get it right. also I know you've probably been told it before but dude you should totally read the books.
@@sarah_0530 no need to apologize for it being long, I enjoyed reading your reply and I’m vvv thankful you took the time to write it out and explain , thank you:,)) also, will do ! Thanks again
Bestie your giving me the McDonald’s worker who sings awkwardly and wants to die vibes. ✨✨
#idliketoreportamurder
This is the content, myself a 21 year old woman, needs in her life
I'm 28 and well, let me tell you...same.
Another 21 year old and woman here... I’m assuming you also grew up with these books ... I feel understood here lmao
facts, same
I want to grow up to be you..
Watching this as 21 year old woman
@@bbuuttercupp yes, we are understood
my parents surprised me with this movie when there was a rainy day on our vacation, I don't think I've ever cried so hard as I did at 9 years old. I just remember screaming when annabeth didn't have blonde hair
I love the mental image of your parents being so excited to surprise you, thinking you’re gonna be psyched, feeling so proud of themselves, and the subsequent sadness of you being utterly heartbroken by this wreck of an adaptation. Peak cinema, this movie could never
the fact is logan lerman's laugh in the lotus hotel casino after one bite of that edible almost makes up for the rest of the movies and, to this day, lives in my mind rent free
“Percy is a train name”
so true 🚃💨
Michael's microbiology truly never misses
MICROBIOLOGY IS SENDING ME PLZ😭
LMFAO THE WAY IVE SEEN THIS MOVIE LIKE 293 TIMES BUT I NEVER EVEN NOTICED IT SOUNDS LIKE HES SAYING “no, pussy” BITCH IM ROLLING
these movie's physically pained me when i was a kid because i was a percy jackson STAN
SAME
bestie you were NOT lying about the lighting omg the girlbossery of it all
i will now only be referring to annabeth as the girlboss to end all girlbosses thank you
honestly as a hard core pjo fan it made me so sad how much they changed that never needed to change, like annabeths hair(u find out her being blonde is a insecurity of hers cause "blondes arent smart") and completely changing grovers personality (i liked the change of making his a POC but he still couldve been a shy/nervous person, making him kinda smug and cocky kinda ruined everything his character in the books did)
Girlboss, boyemployee, momager, purse-phone, applé phony, I’m fucking dead
percy: my mom turned into gas :( anyway stan list
I read gas as gays
i cannot believe the book is so golden, the musical an absolute banger, and then there's this... just seein that recap stirred up so many things they did and im just ❤️ no
“Do you hear that 👉🏻👂🏻 that is the low rumble of bad storytelling “ this killed me 😂
7:13 This is my applé phōnee
Omg the casino scene had twelve year old me tripping in the cinema
This man has a whole stable. please. never stop😂
Percy said Robbie from Angus thongs and perfect snogging vibes 💅
The way they said "screw the source material, this is MY timeline" really made this movie flop lmao
Me when my two fave youtubers Joana Ceddia and Mike's Mic upload within one minute of eachother: that's suspicious, that's weeeeird
the collab that would end covid for good tbh
THE WAY YOU USED ITZY FOR YOUR INTRO-
bestie has taste as expected 😔🤚🏻
AND IT CAME OUT TODAY TOO
the whole album was perfect help
@@ozge8262 i hear only truth 🤲
“This is my Applephone” bestie I can’t today
Do not let this series die at the end of April I pray 🙏
You're giving me slight banana vibes with that yellow shirt. It's giving me... Man in the Yellow Hat.
Now serving Curious George Realness
Bestie, your dedication to this series is unmatched ✨
Zeus: Hi sis, hey girlie, someone stole the lightening and I think it was your disgusting flop son.🤮
*Ok but this exactly how Zeus would talk*
the Applephone made me laugh embarrassingly hard 😭
The girlbossery of your background is unmatched
Because I watched this movie I pretended I had dyslexia and had to skip recess every Tuesday and Thursday to practice reading😭😭
LMAO
NOOOOO😭
zOH MY GOD
I kind of wish that they kept the original book plot point where hades wanted nothing to do with a war bc imagine the paperwork. (At least that’s what I remember - it’s been over a decade)
RIGHT I hate that the movie changed Hades the villain bc that’s so Disney cliche and stupid
He really said, 'this does not sound like Percy'- I'm wheezing rn😂
It really doesn't 😂
My man did not come for Perky’s flawless hair...
Younger me had the same do
Besties I have a theory, hear me out:
-Paramore made two songs for the twilight soundtrack
-Taylor Swift made two songs for the Hunger Games soundtrack
Therefore, they should collab and make two songs for the Percy Jackson tv series soundtrack
Let’s all pray to the gods that this happens
cue me listening to taylor's entire discography imagining the songs in pjo scenes
Bestie... are you on crack or?
@@angelacuebasmercado4036 yeah like Taylor Swift has her bag, but she could not keep up with Hayley Williams’ vocals
taylor’s use of storytelling in some of her songs and her beautiful instrumentals yup i can see it already. if you’ve listened to evermore and folklore then you already know bc those albums hit different
a hayley and taylor collab... imagine the collapse
percy really serving that olivia hye energy with the one day of training before debuting
I have blocked this movie out of my mind for years because of how much younger me thought it was a betrayal to the books, but I'm actually crying because why tf was this cast so stacked? why are there so many legit A-listers here? did Sean Bean get bored? did Uma Thurman have some community service hours to fill out? is Pierce Brosnan secretly a horsegirl??? we'll never know
The supreme bestie arrives, so I click.
not me dropping everything when I see this
And for what!?
one of my useless talents is i can still recite Medusa's dialogue in this movie without pause
as a pjo stan recovering from college finals week, I *needed* this
thank you
Mike being a kpop stand is everything to me
Since when? How do u know?
@@idontknow8489 his intros are kpop songs and he has kpop references too in his videos
@@idontknow8489 Because of the intro’s, this one is Itzy’s new song, the maze runner was also an Itzy song. And many other videos of him have kpop song intros as well. 😉
@@idontknow8489 he refences them a lot of kpop groups and song in his videos (Twice, BTS, Itzy, a little bit of Blackpink and sometimes even LOONA)
@@roegieescleva7012 yes! and a lot of red velvet lately:) zimzalabim 🤠
i know you said we aren't discussing the wall, but i need taylor's pic to be within the shot,, move her down king,, also add lorde xoxo
I'm living for description of Annabeth as "the girlboss to end all girlbosses"
Mike doing a video about Percy Jackson is literally everything like those books did so much for me as a reader and person🥺
I wish April lasted forever 😔🤚
Percy Jackson had me simping for Logan lerman and Alexandra daddario 4 realzies 😩✋🏾
my phone is giving me the option to translate this comment into english like goddamn youtube stay with the times
' I can't stand men' girllli preach🙌
THE ITZY INSTRUMENTAL AT THE BEGINNING YEEESS !!!!!
who else here watches Nathan Zed too and is living for the fact he hopped on the ya book-to-movie bandwagon this month as well 🙋🏽♀️
🙋♀️ i was like is this a trend?
@@elizabethnahu3422 I def wouldn't be mad if it was haha
YES! and when nathan zed said "no one else has been talking about these movies" and i was like erm... (great video tho)
Aye
serving very much bowling alley employee today xx
him actually showing the sub count is so funny to me at this point
Honestly I’ve been feeling really sad recently and discovering your channel has really cheered me up so tysm ❤️
not me getting this notification as i am literally reading the lightning thief
4:24 Why do they look so much like siblings?? 😭
Honestly I’ll never forgive them for not making Annabeth blonde
it’s been so long since i’ve watched this film i was not expecting the pierce brosnan as a centaur jumpscare haha
Not you already having Mafia In The Morning as the intro🤣😂
i missed a joana ceddia upload for this bestie
Percy Jackson was legit one of my favorite book series when I was in middle school and they released the movie it was like witnesing a homicide live on air
I'm including boyemployee into my vocabulary this instant
omg in love with ur rina sawayama hat
naur when I tell you I was OBSESSED with this movie when I was younger 😭
I'm just so happy to know someone other than me used to pronounce Persephone as purse-a-phone😭😭
This series was so great, thank you for that whole month