I rewatched the archery girlboss movie
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
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I rewatched the archery girlboss movie (The Hunger Games) - Zábava
“Is the bar that low?” Miss girl, she’s literally poor and starving of course she wants a daddy who can throw bread at her
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ya didn't peeta get the shit kicked out of him for that? pretty high bar given that he basically didn't know her
evolution at its finest
Bread Daddy
@@izabellarylance5208 Gluten Father
his master's degree was obviously in pop cultural references
lit rally it’s like a mile a minute
heard him talk about mirrors?! O_o
it’s the way peeta mellark pulled the ‘if it weren’t for the baby’ card outta nowhere, plunging the entire capitol into chaos with nothing but his wits, he really was THAT bitch
peeta literally went from if it weren’t for the fact the girl I like is with me- to ugh if it weren’t for the baby- like mans knew what he was doing
He did THAT
they all were hardcore shippers lmao
@@graysonaldermaster manipulator
The drama of it all was everything to me as a 12 year old
whoever taught Mike the word 'girlboss' needs to be held accountable
Mood.
I think they should get an award and a pat on the back like well done
I agree. They should be given a raise and a medal.
“I’m going to put everyone in breakout groups.” The WORST SENTENCE.
the TRAUMA
I literally felt my heart jump
anxiety
ugh i just got out of a zoom lecture too... gave me a heart attack
I know, I was like why would you say that to us king
"she's not like other girls. she sings, she threatens the cat, she sneaks through the fence, she's a barb, she's does it all." 😭
BARB VBHHGFF-
please I thought he said "she threatens the cap" like the capitol 😂
CALLING ALL BARBZ 🔊🚨
Omg of course. She liked gale because he gave her bread, but Pita literally is a bread.... it all makes so much sense.
lmfao
Why pick the man who gave you one piece of bread, when Peeta can bake you soooo much bread AND his name is bread
also get this: the country they live is called what? Yes, indeed, PANEM, latin (or smth bish idk i dont do math) for BREAD. the set-up, the conspiracy. Let's ask the audience amirite
@@gentlemenne hunger games? More like hunger for bread.. what is the obsession with bread?? 🍞
I mean, bread is fire.
the way that mike so casually references a million different things in each sentence.... i am in awe.
Sometimes I’m only picking up on 60% of the references but I’m still here for it
@@molliee5183 same
When you have to replay a 5 second segment 5 times because the jokes are too funny but you wanna actually hear the plot too 🤣🤣😅
I swear "girlboss" is the new "cultural reset" for Michaelini Microphoni.
I'm cackling at the Michaelini Microphoni. If this is has been used before and I'm out of the loop so be it. I'm old.
I see you Michaelini Microphoni and raise you a Michaelangelo Microscópico
don't forget bestiexx
michaelini microphoni 💀😭
Iconic
Mike: I can’t stand anyone under the age of 15
Also Mike: Rue IS the main character, go girlboss slay
For reallll
I mean period
he’s so versatile 💞🍄🌸
If you think about it, Rue really is the ultimate girlboss.
she upgraded some years when she indirectly K worded that girl from the KND evil group
"your name is gale. worry about that."
gale has been found with third degree burns all over his body after this
Literally season 2 when he gets whipped in front of everyone
Bestie Gale here giving 18th Century slave behavior 😩💅
I’m just gonna stay quiet
@@galesk344 hi wind
Just like he gave prim 🤪
Fetch some snow, stat.
I saw a theory that since foxface was shown to know so much about plants, she probably knew that the berries were poison and deliberately chose to kill herself. It's so sad when u remember how she bumped into katniss day one and didn't try to kill her, she was probably a very kind soul outside of the games.
Yeah it was a little weird that specifically her, who was shown knowing like all the plants by heart in the beginning, died from eating the wrong plant
Thats not a theory that's a head canon. Sis said enough and went out on her own accord. If that's not girl boss energy i dont know what is
@@connoisseurdumbass1863 the way this channel's fans talk is so freaking funny. I'm here for it. I shall also adopt it soon
@@ggundercover3681 can't wait for you to become one of us slay queen
That would only be canon in the movies though since she and Katniss didn’t cross paths directly in the books, not did she have the plant identification scene.
Katniss walked so all the dystopian girl bosses could run 👁👄👁
katniss ran so the dystopian girl employees could drag their feet more like
@Depressed Gay Wizard IN WHAT WORLD IS TWILIGHT DYSTOPIAN
@@raahimas2776 RIGHT???
Rue carried so katniss could watch her die and take the spotlight 😘🥰🤩
like god damn...
This has overwhelming “popular girl unexpectedly really got into the assigned novel and has been asked to present a book report to the class” energy.
Honestly she did that though, she got the A and it’s what she deserves.
Oddly specific but fr tho
how have i met that girl. like you REALLY wouldn't think she'd care about that novel but she just does
I was trying to articulate why this reminded me of something and scrolled down and you nailed it lmao
This comment greatly increased my enjoyment of the video thanks
backstage in untucked after the ceremony 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 plssss
OMGGGG HAIIII
I ONLY JUST GOT THIS *FJJFJDJRKDJD*
His commentary is so funny I feel bad for people that don’t get the references😭
LEVIIIII X
Catching Fire literally is just Hunger Games: All Stars
You know if Tyra Banks could have made the girls k-word each other in the arena for that Next Model Management contract she would have tho
omg
yup!
when mike said “imma put you guys in breakout rooms” I shot out of bed. That triggered my fight of flight
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS EXACT THOUGHT OH MY GODDDD
i straight up leave the meeting period ❤️
@@MiskaKero SAME LMFAO
what does that mean, exactly? sorry I'm from outer space
@@everly1425 its when your on a video chat with your teacher and class your teacher can put you in private rooms/smaller groups or even with 1 person from your class to "discuss" you have to turn on your camera and mic and its awkward as fuck so we just peace out lmao
Peeta in the arena just whipping out a watercolur set and painting himself into a tree while everyone else is killing eachother
I’m sorry but I just cannot with the mental image of him painting himself with watercolor. Bestie that paint is so thin he would be dyeing his arms like Easter eggs😭
how an art major survive hunger game apparently
Tbh if I was in the Capitol, I'd send him all the craft supplies I can afford.
Bob Ross would be so proud
Sitting in front of a drone doing a chit chat get ready with me
“Peeta’s annoying me.... but so is Katniss” finally I can relate to someone
I’m surprised more people aren’t saying that! So true!
"maybe the girl bosses downstairs would've been fine if they stanned loona... But they didn't so they weren't." i lost it bestie
bestie I am begging you to do this for the divergent movies, I know it would be the pinnacle of comedy
AH YES PLS
PLEASE
bestie is not lying mr microphone I wanna see this
Yes!!!!
FIRST THING LOVE UR PFP SECOND OMFGGG THAT SERIES IS SO CURSED LMAO
katniss is a triple threat, as in she's constantly being threatened by at least three other people at any given time
I-
can we talk about how he doesn’t like bread... i literally trusted u
This has exactly the vibes of a capitol influencer reviewing the games themselves, which I find terrifying! Congrats mike's mic, we slip closer to dystopia every day
If The Hunger Games is ever remade Mike should play Caesar Flickerman.
mike could literally sit and stare at the camera for an hour and I’d still be entertained lol
Right? I feel like his cheeks would get more red as it went on and that would keep me entertained
I wouldn't be suprised if that was one of his upcoming videos lmao
you comment that on everyone’s video huh
Can he talk about tvd already like it's time
You literally commented that on every video Iv seen you at
Katniss was literally the blueprint for all the dystopian girlbosses and Peeta is her dramatic trophy hubby like “if it wasn’t for the baby” in Catching Fire was 👌🏻
Yeeessss!!
you mean the pinkprint?
He’s serving us DRAMA, he’s serving us GOALS, he has truly EARNED his Skillshare sponsorship.
I still think he needs to exfoliate and spf after all that watercolour ok honeyyy
“If it weren’t for the baby” remains one of the most iconic lines in a YA dystopian movie the power it holds he had everyone stop in their tracks making people in the CAPITOL calling the games off yeah Peeta was THAT girl right there
“It’s Owen Wilson but it’s *not* Owen Wilson.” 😂 Best description of Woody Harrelson I’ve ever heard.
Why am I just now realizing that every young adult book adaptation movie’s main character is not like other girls
To be fair, THG was the one that made that trend extremely popular.
@@FerBaide Nah twilight did.
@@KDbelieves Twilight wishes it had the impact of the hunger games
@@callumsinclair2562 Nah. Twilight is what started it all. Doesn't mean it was better than Hunger Games, but it was the OG of that teen era.
in defence of katniss, she was kinda accidentally not like the other girls. like, her sister and best friend (in the books) were pretty much the other girls and she's more than fine with them. she held disdain (kinda?) for the d1 and d2 girls but ig it's more bc their districts were favoured highly compared to d12.
honestly katniss never deliberately distanced herself from other girls it's just that she was too preoccupied trying to keep her family alive. the canon never really looked down on other girls as well. (at least as far as i remember.)
i have concluded that peeta does not look like charlie puth. he is simply: a white man
Yes
Was about to come disagree cause they looked alike but ur right lmao def just a generic white boy
lmao yeah youre right
the fact that primrose ends up dying anyway is such anti-girlboss energy its shocking
@I’m actually dead irl no but why was this also my reaction as someone who has both read the books and seen the movies lmao
Suzanne lost her girlboss title when she made that happen
the ultimate betrayel tbh, miss suzanne probably thought she was doing something but lady, no, you literally did everything you SHOULDNT HAVE DONE bye.
@@meghanmccrary9317 no the real reason she lost it was because she killed off best boy supreme finnick odair. prim was basically the cherry on top.
No but Suzanne Collins has said that was always the point of the books!! That there are no happy endings after war, just brutal sacrifices. And I think it taught that lesson really well even though (because) it all felt so pointless
Please don't ever delete your videos, people can reference this golden commentary full of clever 2020 humor for academic purposes in the future
Fun fact: In the first book, those CGI monstocities that were the "beast things" - actually had the dead contestant's faces on them.
Rare aesthetic:✨A little bit trucker and a little bit Niki ninja Stan✨
✨Easy by Troye Sivan ft. Kacey Musgraves energy✨
This is making me realise all the hunger games tributes were basically twitch streamers and I don’t know how to process that information 🏃🏾♀️
WOAH
WAITTTTTTT?
Thanks, i hate it
It was Big Brother doing a collab with Twitch 💀💀
a cornucopia is a ‘horn of plenty’ in Greco-Roman mythology it was associated with the goddess of agriculture and fertility Demeter/Ceres. it was a horn filled with fruit and grain, thus making sense for the place in the games where all of the supplies needed for survival are. and linking into the themes of bread and agriculture. in conclusion susanne collins is a bread obsessed classicist and i love her for that
“Katniss volunteered for the clout”, I just keep laughing every 2 seconds watching this.
"Owen Wilson but not Owen Wilson", "she's continuing her twitch journey" "your name is Gale - worry about that"
also "katana and wind are having a little dnm" i canttt
@@eva.mia. what does dnm actually stand for?
@@anbu1325 deep and meaningful I believe
When you accidently say "kill" after sayin k-word the whole time
give bestie a break
“now in her burnt era” LMFAOOO
"Foxface" actually k worded herself with those poison berries:( in the training sequence before the games it was shown that one of her specialities was knowing all berries, mushrooms and things in nature. Which means she would've known those were poison berries.
This is incorrect, but interesting
bestie you can’t post this without doing one for the rest of the hunger games franchise
And Twilight
i never watched them so yes I want them spelled out to me like this
@@rooditooti4388 ive seen this series so many times and honestly he hit the nail on the head
exactly ✋🙄
like the audacity
Its come to my attention that hunger games is just a rupauls drag race spin off and Im living for it
Katniss to Snow: "Is there something on my face"
Katniss to rue: "hows ur head"
Rue: X👄X
Katniss and Peeta’s double crowning was what AS4 wishes it could have been
12 way lipsync and 12 way elimination the first episode og drag race could never
"she's not like other girls. she sings, she threatens the cat" SENT ME
mike will be happy to hear he changed my vocabulary
because now i actively say “girl boss” “colapsed” and “ *blank* is giving me *blank* ”
im watching his videos for like three days and im already not the same person anymore
i just read mike as milk and now i feel like i’ve sinned😀
"your name is Gale, worry about that" IM DECEASED YOU REALLY WENT IN
Lol literally, my aunt’s real name is Gail but as soon as she arrived at college, sis snapped and decided to go by her middle name Signe
@@Whatsayoutuber how is signe pronounced? like Sydney? Or rhymes with wine? spill bestie
@@hayleyb467 in danish, its like scene-eh. very normal name here.
hi i dont get it, what's up with the name 'Gale'? ;-;
@@AnnePigendk that is beautiful ♡
"katniss is spiralling, what's new" u just summarized the entire series
esp Mockingjay lol
"5 girlbosses of force" and "suzanne its on sight" were it for me
If Rue didn't die she would have been the main character. She has a back story with her mum, two special skills/tricks (climbing trees well and figuring out if people are close by). Shes kind, she can think on her feet and shes much younger than most of the people there. She's much more interesting than Katniss and she should have been the main character. Also I doubt a child has ever won the games so it would have been interesting to people in the movie as well as to us the viewers.
Petition to remake the hunger games where Rue is the main character and lives.
Fucking signed dude all I want in life are fics where Rue lives (instead of Peeta as a bonus)
"Katniss is walking around trying to find a new tree to bullet journal in" SENT ME
i died laughing cuz i'm literally bullet journaling while watching this video (not in a tree tho)
Stanley Tucci actually studied Chris Harrison on the bachelor for his role ☠️
and graham Norton!
Love the Tucc
The severe lack of twilight content on this channel is upsetting me and my homegirls. We NEED a twilight video
“maybe the girlbosses downstairs would have been fine if they stanned loona” sir im losing my mind
Seneca Crane's facial hair gets a yes from my breakout group. Proper villain vibes 💅
I was in this group and I can agree
Uh yeah, our group talked about that too, but the other group covered everything we talked about
Shitty villain, ngl
agreed HOWEVER if i saw someone irl with that facial hair unironically, i would vomit..
yeah that's kinda like what we said but we also said it was lowkey *a decision* and we stan mr crane for it innovative bestie
"I'm gonna put you all in breakout rooms" anxiety: 📈
i feel old for not understanding this reference
@@thisisjustaflashback same
@@thisisjustaflashback this is totally a reference for us old flops though...
@@Becausing really? Maybe I am just a double flop for not understanding
@@thisisjustaflashback breakout rooms are a thing for online school where 3-4 students are put in a video meet together to work on assignments. The groups are usually random so people get anxiety when teachers say they’re doing breakout rooms because no one will know who they’re with. Hope that helped lol
"your name is Gale- worry about that." WHEN I TELL U I SPAT OUT MY DRINK-
Actually the girl that ate the poison, I think it was trying to imply that she killed herself like willingly b/c earlier when they were all like working on their skills. She was identifying all of the nature/leaves/berries correctly like it was her thing. So sis knew what she was eating and ate anyway.
Exactly!
i was looking for this comment. in the book i don't remember that being implied but for sure i believe in that implication
she said: all this killing and shit isnt for me im out
OR : I like this catpiss girl im gonna die so she knows these berries are toxic by britney spears
I thought I remembered her thinking the berries were safe bc they had already picked them and she was like “well they wouldn’t eat poison berries so these must be legit” but now I’m thinking miss thing really just decided to peace out which honestly considering everything that happened later was definitely the move
ohh character development!
"she gets a gift from her sponsor skillshare" you love to see it
When the girls get their skillshare sponsorship 😌💅
I love how you brushed over what happened with Rue. We do not have space for emotional damage on this channel, even if it's an important motivator for the rest of the series
"Any being under the age of 15 years old is giving me a base level frustration"
yes
i swear if he doesn't do this for all the hunger games sequels there will be hell to pay
bestie please spare Michael microphone 😭😭
Very true
“oscar de la renta 2005” just orbited me into space. i am now a satellite.
not the 2005😭✋
time stamp?
tim pls
@@lsnqkcnqkpnkpsnqpjcbpq 2:38
pretty sure it should be 2002
the facial hair is 100% a yes, no questions asked. he ATE that look more than katniss and peeta ate the poison berries and I KNOW THATS A LOW BAR, but still, my point stands.
7:57 - it never occurred to me that people outside America might be less familiar with cornucopias. It’s a Greek concept, literally means “horn of plenty,” but it’s commonly used in America as a symbol for Thanksgiving Day. It’s basically a wicker basket with a bunch of food spilling out.
“I dOnT lIkE bReAd”
Weren’t you the one wanting to eat the whole stick of butter miss? And then proceeded to put said butter on the three pieces of bread you ate?
What’s the real story?!!
Wasn't he sayin the whole time that he didn't want the bread he just did it cause he knew eating the butter on its own would be weird? Foreshadowing clearly
@@bebecranney8740 you got me there haha...
Bread is just a vehicle to get butter. Bread on its own is just meh. But put some butter and garlic on it, or some kind of dipping sauce, or put a bunch of junk between two slices and call it a sandwich, it's the best thing ever. I don't eat cheesesticks for the crusty bread on the outside, I eat it for the cheese on the inside and whatever dip I have.
Skill Share: The official sponsor of BaddieArrow GirlbossTingz
“skillshare sends her some fugly ointment” has been repeating in my head all day 😭
"Maybe the girbosses downstairs would have been fine if they stanned Loona, but they didn't"
Mike: “Maybe the girlbosses downstairs would’ve been fine if they’d stanned Loona”
Me: “what did he sayyyy???”
Don’t k-word my vibe that’s a no no
the panic i felt when he said “I’m going to put you into breakout rooms” was all too real
That Haymitch could be magically replaced with Owen Wilson at any moment and literally none of us would notice
I will never get over the fact that you did not even acknowledge the scene in which the guy with the weird facial hair looks at the glass bowl filled with berries. A travesty
I understood 96% of the words in this video and I've never felt more connected to pop culture in my life.
"any being under the age of 15 gives me a base level of frustration" j*mes ch*rles can’t relate
YOU DID NOT-
To soon
@@polarized1214 right on time
Oop
FRRR
STOP 💀💀💀 i love you just throwing up pop references every 3 words
You can’t convince me that you didn’t somehow enter my mind, detect my exact sense of humor, and create this video specifically to itch my brain in all the right ways.
PLEASE this video will be INDECIPHERABLE in years to come. i’m utterly obsessed
It’s gonna be like reading Shakespeare
katniss' skillshare sponsorship sjkekdkr straight up took me out, please do twilight 😭
If I'm being honest, the energy that I'm trying to radiate at all times is a femme fatale Mike's Mic.
every single sentence in this video is a literary masterpiece
i love catching fire so much but it always pissed me off how we had to watch katniss and peta's sloppy kisses but they moved the camera away as soon as finnick gave peta mouth to mouth to LITERALLY save his life
R.I.P Finnick 😩😩
@@nash6472 his death still makes me furious
@@electric.nachos it was so sudden and quick
It’s been so long since I’ve seen the moving but you are so right now I’m angry
Finnick was literally my ride or die
“And she gets a gift from her sponsor Skillshare.” The way I SNORTED ✋🏼💀💀
my sister convinced our parents to buy a mahogany table for our kitchen bcuz of that line. effies influence ✨
We read the book for english in year 7 as like a “fun treat” for the students and for literally no reason some guy in my class convinced my english teacher that cato’s name was actually “Cato Reckts” and I’ll never forget it
"maybe the girl bosses downstairs would've been fine if they stanned loona, but they didn't, so they won't"
KSJSHSUAOAOALAJG I SCREAMED-
jinsoul could've stopped it. I just know she could.
But like, I feel like we could trick the next generation into reading the Hunger Games if we renamed it archery girlboss
“Any being under 15 years old gives me a base level frustration” I relate
it annoys me that they cut Madge out of the movie, it makes so much more sense to acquire the badge from her; it gives the mockingjay more meaning too
the way that michael microphone has his own language and the fact that we understand it
Yes, Peeta and Charlie Puth look similar - they share the same eyes and mouth shape, but their facial structure is completely different (word count: 22)
"Gift from her sponsor Skillshare" had me DYING. Love you Mike 😂
Not me only now realizing how funny it is that a man named Peeta makes bread 🤣
"unfortunately i don't really like bread" your honor she's LYING!!! i watched you eat a whole baguette once
THANK YOU
@@killdestroy69 Heathenry
strictly a vehicle
mike's mic: the capitol's leading hunger games commentator since caesar flickerman disappeared in The Incident
Caesar Flickerman??? I think you got the name all wrong. It's Blue Lawrence Chaney
@@JDfromTBC i think you’ll find it’s actually ✨ james corden
we don't speak of .... .. the Incident
"I could do a little bit of like a plot recap situation. Not a new concept, but a new concept for me." And so Mike's Mic was reborn.
“It’s game day. Finally. The kids are about to k word each other.” 😭
I’m only going to call katniss and gale, “katana and wind” from now on
We would NOT be able to handle the impact, if girlboss Rue had more screentime
4:40 Rewatching in the background in 2023, and let me tell you the twitch I felt when I heard I was getting put into a breakout room…
omg bestie i loved this, the accuracy in giving the real facts with everybody's names and true plot while completely giving us t h a t narrative was stunning and my favourite thing i've ever watched i would like to now request twilight bby go wild x
"a man appears and ruins everything." SPEAK ON THAT