*Be me, a Central American Native. We have heard reports throughout the smaller tribes that the Aztec Empire has been destroying tribes one by one, killing the men and enslaving the women and children. There is even talk that the Aztecs take their prisoners and sacrifice them on a stone alter, ripping out their hearts. Our scout comes in out of breath, reporting that our tribe is next. We have no hope. We can't run away. Suddenly, a group of pale men in great metal armor appears before our village. They come bearing metal and wooden spears that shoot fire, and ships than can carry hundreds at a time. One of them approaches me, offers me one of the great fire sticks and says to me: 0:00
@@azriharu3608 you're part of a cult Then a gain I'm Mormon so I guess we suck together In all seriousness tho were not all Chick-fil-A-eating homophobes who want to classify coffee as a illicit substance and the book of Mormon will change your life
@@wackycreature9465 just because even though I don't care about anyone who judges people for their fetishes while unironically having a fetishes themselves i just wanna inform them that it doesn't matter
My roommates dead iPhone 4s plays this over and over randomly between 3am and 6am it's scary cuz the phones bin dead for years like wtf how is this possible
One time my brother and I were walking back home from a store and spotted two Jehovah's Witnesses in front of us. One of them sprinted towards us to talk about Jesus. It was kinda scary.
My roommates dead iPhone 4s keeps playing this over and over randomly between 3 am and 6 am it scares us cuz the phone has bin dead for years sitting in a closet does anybody got an explanation?
@@Silverwind87 Actually I'm fine with weebs but I just find the fact that some 40 years old men still watch a show made to sell toys to little girls creepy af.
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When some one asks what's so good about Mexican sweet bread
What's so good about mexican sweet bread?
@@yeetinoofer2605 HAVE YOU HEQRD OF JESUS
Why is every Jontron quote can be used as forum weapon?
He’s a living meme
HAVE YOU HEARD OF JESUS
*Be me, a Central American Native. We have heard reports throughout the smaller tribes that the Aztec Empire has been destroying tribes one by one, killing the men and enslaving the women and children. There is even talk that the Aztecs take their prisoners and sacrifice them on a stone alter, ripping out their hearts. Our scout comes in out of breath, reporting that our tribe is next. We have no hope. We can't run away.
Suddenly, a group of pale men in great metal armor appears before our village. They come bearing metal and wooden spears that shoot fire, and ships than can carry hundreds at a time. One of them approaches me, offers me one of the great fire sticks and says to me: 0:00
Accurate.
*When someone asks "How can I fix my crippling depression?"*
*and someone responds with "have you heard of jesus"*
@EverlastingLegos sorry I was a fool back two years ago
Wholesome ending.
@ZoomerTube why?
me when i dont believe in jesus
When Spain met the Mayans.
When the Spanish arrived in the Philippines.
Spain in all of South America
Actually they met the Mexicas/Aztecs. But it’s okay!
When you haven't heard of Jesus.
r/antimeme
Momoko in the original Ghost Stories: *fearless, independent, smart, tranquil*
Momoko in the English dub:
cultured
europe : Hi we have come to trade
Japan : okay, as long as that is it.
Europe :
Apparently Christianity did take root in Japan for awhile... until they started killing Christians. There’s at least a small
amount in Japan today.
When someone asks me for directions to the furry convention.
I swear if this is because you hate furries for a very obvious reason I'm going to report you anyway who cares hahahahahahahahaha
@@sirlundythetoonbint2247 stroke.exe
@@canadianbacon2693 wot?
@@sirlundythetoonbint2247 stroke.exe
When someone hates Furries simply because they exist and have no other reason to hate them:
*Insert Jehovah's Witness Joke*
*insert bass-boosted meme song and the caption ORIGINAL JOKE*
As a jehovahs witness, I approve.
@@azriharu3608 you're part of a cult
Then a gain I'm Mormon so I guess we suck together
In all seriousness tho were not all Chick-fil-A-eating homophobes who want to classify coffee as a illicit substance and the book of Mormon will change your life
I'm just a run-of-the-mill norse pagan
Imma just let y'all vibe
So araki you’ve just finished part six and have ended the joestar universe, what’s next for jojos bizzare adventure?
Araki:
*No one during the 1000s:*
*The Catholic church:* *HAVE YA HEARD OF JESUS?!?!*
It’s the real JonTron, *PRAISE JESUS!*
*walks up to the creator of Boku no Piko and says this*
he was the same dude who directed FMA ,let that sink in
When you walk into a Muslim church.
Isn’t it mosque
Idk man, it's smell HARAM.
PS5: *gets announced
Rule 34 artists: *make porn out of it
Me:
HECH YA HEARD ABOUT JEESAS?!
Joining a party of furries
Me:
That's me when I walk into a furry fetish party
@@sirlundythetoonbint2247 but why would you walk in, in the first place?
@@wackycreature9465 just because even though I don't care about anyone who judges people for their fetishes while unironically having a fetishes themselves i just wanna inform them that it doesn't matter
The Portuguese: We're here to trade
Also The Portuguese 5 minutes later:
lolicon: *exists*
me:
I am happy to not know. What that. Is
Yep! He's on his way too! Get ready!!!
amen brother
Praise Jesus
Me: opens front door
Guy at my door:
Me whenever I try to convert my atheist friends.
Wanna reclaim the holy land?
What I woke up to at 3 a.m. after answering the door
My roommates dead iPhone 4s plays this over and over randomly between 3am and 6am it's scary cuz the phones bin dead for years like wtf how is this possible
i mighta heard a thing or two along the grape vine
When you come across someone with a hentai profile picture.
No one:
Lupizvules “apologie” :
*when people say the word cannabis in any context*
Thank you you beautiful man
Me 0.00002 seconds after going on r/noahggettheboat
Indian Sentinal Native: **Protecting the island**
That Guy With A Bible:
Scp cthulu whenever his cultists begin to do wierd rituals to him
People when religion was happening
We can make a religion out of this.
anime: exists
me:
Well, even HE couldn't do as much as Flex Tape, apparently!
When you stumble upon a fetish/kink you never knew was even a thing:
I always thought he said "Ever hearda Jedus?" For some reason lol
Nobody:
The cracked out guy on the side of the road:
*knock knock*
Me: Who's there?
The two Jehovah's Witnesses at my door:
One time my brother and I were walking back home from a store and spotted two Jehovah's Witnesses in front of us. One of them sprinted towards us to talk about Jesus. It was kinda scary.
no one:
jehova's witnesses: 0:00
Yes.
sane people to the people who made and defend cuties
When someone asks: "Have you heard of [insert weird fetish/religion]?"
Reply with: 0:00
I mean all religions arent weird but some of them are really. Weird especially the Indian's
@@Rustycube88 yikes
KIRBO 22 marx apparently, cows there have more rights than women.
@@davidlapiz9869 wow.. thats BS
KIRBO 22 marx ikr...
Me when someone says MAPs are valid (they ain't)
Me when my parents are watching 365 days on Netflix.
You know it
YES LADS 😆
When you ask your dad if he's heard of your gay friend (who is actually you)
Did you have a stroke
HAVE YOU HEARD OF MOHAMMED?!
Ali?
That's Proper Mohammer PUBG to you, infant.
when you ask someone if they've heard of Jesus
Yes. I know my father.
*NO...I NEVER HEARD OF JESUS*
Three Dog when the alone Wanderer has high karma
Me to any degenerate with a morally questionable kink
Christians at your door trying to make you religious:
Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book-
My roommates dead iPhone 4s keeps playing this over and over randomly between 3 am and 6 am it scares us cuz the phone has bin dead for years sitting in a closet does anybody got an explanation?
Have you heard of Jesus???
When you see someone that supports Gamers Nation
Nice like number
Preechers be like
Europeans to native americans:
Basically every Jehovah’s Witness when they come to your house
The Spanish: We're just here to trade
Also the Spanish:
Bruh moment
(Furry 1: uwu can i touch u on the spot?)
(Furry 2 walks to furry 1)
(Furry 2 0:00)
No, I have not
no i haven't
My fucking sides
Gacha heater: like to be my master~ 😜🥴🥵
Anyone with a brain:
Europeans when they colonize anything:
Christians be like
Jesus disliked this.
Spanish Empire after invading a small indigenous tribe in the pacific
Me an atheist when I see a Karen arguing about something
Jehovah's witnesses in a nutshell.
nobody:
europeans:
When you move to a Catholic school:
European traders in a foreign country:
Who?
When I tell someone I'm homosexual
Me when I see cringe roblox players talking about CONCERNING things:
0:00
wow thanks man this vid is so long and tyat timestamp helped me get 2 my fav part
Your Welcome my dude
Europeans colonizing other countries like...
Oooh imma gonna place these links over the most disturbing, discusting videos, and clickbaiters too.
Me when someone asks me were they can download H-Doom:
When I accidentally discovered the furry fandom
Hi, I live in the Roman Empire and I was just wondering:
*Is loving Jesus legal yet?*
No
Jehovahs witnesses be like:
Spanish Colonialism
No and i dont
*_Jehovah’s Witnesses Be Like_*
no
When someone posts cropped smut no one asked for
No
To all the Weeaboos And Bronies
*to all the cringy hater trolls*
Albert Nave To you, that one guy defending errors of nature
Young Fox 2 to you, the guy who things hobbies are errors of nature
@@Silverwind87 Actually I'm fine with weebs but I just find the fact that some 40 years old men still watch a show made to sell toys to little girls creepy af.
It's because the writing is good.
Person: Is depressed, attempted suicide, has psychosis, is an orphan and has been bullied.
People who know absolutely nothing about mental health:
*no i haven't*
no