Carl Shops the Grocery Clearance Aisle
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- čas přidán 16. 03. 2021
- Nail Color: Today, Carl is sporting Sally Hansen Color Therapy, "Soak At Sunset," one coat, and one coat of "Out The Door" shiny top coat.
Carl has come to Flowe's Foods to do a little bit of sensible grocery shopping on the clearance aisle. Let's see what he found! :)
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i think we can all agree, the teenage mutant ninja turtles hat is what makes this roleplay incredibly immersive.
Derek Kothman it’s called ✨improv✨
Was awesome!!!
@paige i
“I’ve been going to the gym....well I’ve been thinking about going to the gym...”
Me like all the time
Expectations vs. Reality 🤣🤣🤣
So true
Me too!
Me too, I like that one machine, you know that one you put money in and sweets come out!
I love the idea that Carl always has immaculate nails but never talks about it. It's just part of The Look
If I just listen I forget it’s Mary and her beautiful nails.
I’ve never even thought of this but I’m definitely going to acknowledge it now and it makes it even funnier 🤣🤣
Carl and his nails are a joy to me☺
“It’s kinda like going to Hardee’s. Nobody sets out to go to Hardee’s, ya just end up there.” Carl spouts wisdom.
Your character study of Carl is amazing. You have developed his voice incredibly well. I adore watching your unique roleplays.
Wow, thank you!
You are awesome, Mary!!! My goodness!
Am I the only one who LOVES it when Carl quotes his mother?
Yes! It’s Hilarious! I want to see a roleplay where she is actually Carl’s mother.
@@morganmiller7428 you got your wish
"If you could just pretend to touch me." Classic Carl. How do I love a fictional character so much when in reality I would run so far so fast?
So fast
Carl, desperate for human touch, purposefully going out NOT wearing green on on St. Patty’s day is a 2021 MOOD 🥲
When some innocent person tries to save the cashier from Carl "Ma'am with all due respect you mind your business" - dying! Too funny!
“I said...Muuither”. ♥️ 🤣 Carl is my favorite character.
i literally forget this is mary. best actor ever. the transition she makes to carl, the on the spot thinking of what to say, the outfits... mary ur kinda sketchin me out!!! how do u do it so perfectly ???
"If you could just pretend to touch me" Is somehow both the saddest and creepiest thing I have heard for some time.
I’m from Japan and I actually have been learned southern American English from here because of my American boyfriend’s family lives in south. I really love your voice and how you talk😍😍😍😍
You mean Accent Cuz it is the English Language at the end of the day (No offence :) )
LOL Carl is especially thirsty this evening.
"I haven't been pinched all day, and I been to 5 stores... I'm a bit dejected right now" Ahhh carl
If I met a Carl in real life I would probably get really uncomfortable but this Carl makes me want to sit and talk to him for hours.
OMG can we see a conversation between harvest and carl
This would be the ultimate cross over 😂
OMG I would LOVE to see that!! talking about the environmental impact of different kinds of bags 😂😂
They met already when she gave him a woo-woo stick for a Valentines gift 😂 and he got amorous with the raccoon
Carl has to be one of my favorite character of yours
I’ve never known someone who wanted to be punched so bad 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fr watching these makes me physically aggressive but it’s fine
Lol I was thinking the same thing. Carl is hilarious and punchable at the same time
Well thank goodness Carl isn’t real! Lol… But what if there was a person like this, would you risk being sued and going to jail?
@@theclownsystem9429 So you would actually punch someone if this was a real person in front of you? Maybe that person might be mentally ill or has Asperger syndrome or autistic. Then would you punch that person? Good choice of title name you picked btw, it fits you. 🤦🏻♀️
"Mother has acquired a cat. I think she stole it."
The queen never disappoints ✨
Mary, seriously, you are one of the most talented ASMR artists I have ever seen! Bravo!
This is my first Carl video and I'm dead. 🤣🤣💀
Welcome to the Carl fandom!
You're gonna love em! They're all of our favorites. A community of Carl fans, really.
Omg you've gotta see the first one
@@alyseb5730 I was just coming here to say this 🤣
Carl people at work are the absolute worst to deal with. I'd rather yell at a Karen then have to entertain a Carl for an hour
I actually somehow love Carls, they crack me up
Ain’t Karen’s the ones who do the yelling?
🤣
"I've been to the gym...I looked at a gym...well, I drove past one..."
Her characters are so perfect, I can perfectly see the looks Carl gets, when he spews his nonsense.
“THE FLOOR IS WET OVER HERE!” omg 🤣🤣
I swear, Mary, when I watch these Carl videos I 100% forget that it's really you😂
Carl is truly a whole different entity🤣
I got so excited and said, "Oh, good, it's Carl!" out loud with delight. Thanks, Mary.
I had a Carl on the phone at work today... For 56 minutes.. yes I remembered the exact time. I literally had the phone on speaker for most of it while I ate lunch and just threw in a "mmmhmm" every now and again
Your ability to do improv is amazing 👏🏼
"I've been going to the gym, well I've been thinking of going to they gym." And with that I laughed so hard I dropped my phone on my face.
And then he goes “...Well I drove past one on the way here.”
Like that’s gonna get you back in shape, Carl? 😂😂😂
Having worked in a bookshop for years the "does that mean it's free" line really got me 😂 people think they're hilarious.
Literally! I hear it at least 6 times at Macy’s
How does a fictional character make you so aggravated lol. Ugh I deal with “Carl’s” all day long as I’m sure you did as well working retail before. But “his” nails are fabulous 😂
I cannot be the only screaming at Carl when he complains about not having all the ingredients or liking the taste of something, “THEN WHY ARE YOU BUYING IT!!??” 😜
From my experience, customers do that a lot! I always had people coming through my lines in the grocery store who complained about the things they were buying. It blows my mind!
@@SouthernASMRSounds lol oh from working in retail I remember! But this is exactly what I wanted to say to them at the time, hehe. 😆
Not carl asking to be 'pinched'😂😂
I'm 90% sure this is healing those of us who were retail workers harassed by people like this. Laughter is truly the best medicine 💖
I’ve never been this early to an upload of one of your videos Mary. This is already such a fun video, I’m cracking up already and I’m only five minutes in.😂If you see this, I wish you and your family nothing but the best always.💕Thank you so much for your wonderful and creative videos Mary! Thank you thank you thank you for what you do.❤️
Yay! Another Carl Video! We need another Lynette video too
I'd love to hear from Barole Caskin with Joe Exotic in the news again at the moment.
My night just got better! Yay Carl! I still think him and the creepy HR rep would be a good couple😂
How about we don’t and say we did? To couple them together would mean explosive and chaotic actions. I don’t think we could take that right now after what 2020 did to us.
@@Skylar.d I'm sorry you took me literal that was a joke. Hence the 😂 emoji
Or the killer exterminator lady
OMG 😂 I actually used to work at Flowe’s in my 20s and there were soooo many Carls 😒😂😜
This character is spot-on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always love me some Carl!!!! He’s such a blessing in these days now!!! He’s getting more and more adorable each time he is on here!!
Thank you Mary for sharing Carl!!!
Love ya Mary! 💕💕💕
Boy do I need Carl today! I participate so much in uni online classes, my colleagues have been telling each other I never shut up for a second :( this came just in time to cheer me up
Omg thank u ms mary i work for a grocery store in WORCESTER mass and i so needed this thank u always for your wonderful videos
Carls math skills are amazing. 😂
I love Carl's impressions of his mother! wonder if we'll ever get to meet the lady?
Yay! My jerk cat woke me up at 3 am, I am cranky. Time to relax with my man Carl! ❤️
The best character actress of our time!!! ❤
I'm so glad I stayed up late packing omg. Can't wait to fall asleep to this
I've only just introduced myself to Carl, I met him at my other job at the bank. Couldn't wait to see him at my cashier job today he keeps things interesting
This is my 3rd Carl video today... I like to binge Carl videos every now and again. Thank you, Mary, for blessing us with Carl💗💙💗
Carl should be on SNL could see Katrina McKinnon doing this character! Lol empath not like something you walk on...hilarious!
still can’t get over Carl’s hilarious joke “mothers, am i right?” 😂😂
I got an ASMR ad before this and it just brought even more happiness to me, on top of the happiness this video brought me
Oh I am ready for this after seeing the show & tell😁
I lost it at "mother says..." 😂😂😂
"I just decided I don't need any of this now" sent me back to working retail and I could've backhanded all the people who did that because then I got to go put 20 things back out on the floor. Great vid tho Mary, Carl is such a funny character who's a little too real 🤣💕
I love your roleplays so much, I’ve been rewatching my favorite ones this past week so good timing!
Carl gets better every video ... great job ..
Greetings from Sydney, Australia
Starting my day off with Carl! Yes!!! 💝 You did amazing as always, Mary.
Am I the only one that would absolutely love to go on a tour with Carl? I can only imagine. 😂 I’d probably have some stories to tell after that lol
Yay! I was waiting for another Carl video! You are amazing, Mary! Thank you for everything you do!
Lots of love from Romania!
That cannot be easy to improv and stay in multiple characters for almost an hour. Amazing!
This is actually incredible
Edit: the more I watch the better it gets and I'm so genuinely excited for the next thing Carl says 😂
Carl whoooaaa, I thought I was looking at vin diesel with hair.
Cinematic, made me shed a tear, love to see this great work
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING 😂 the first minute has me in tears 😭 😂
Oh god she is so good at it 😂, I'm from Italy and it cracked me up the way she talks 😂😂😂
Probably your most eclectic subscriber here..... Carl and your Library RP videos are my absolute favorites! Thank you for all the relaxing joy you bring into the world!
Yay, thank you!
Carl should try out Home Depot! Employees can give up to a $50 discount to ensure customer satisfaction without manager approval
I laughed out loud at Carl getting locked in a Shoe Show, I don't know why it being that store was so funny but it was. The ending was great too! I also have always really loved mother's voice!
Could you imagine if the real Carl ever finds these videos and realizes it's him !
No Carl would ever see himself in this person. They'd say that they hate people like that.
@@SouthernASMRSounds OMG I know several people like that. If you are talking to them and they say something disrespectful and you go, “I feel disrespected when people do (what they just did)”
And they go “What a small world, I also hate it when people do that!”
Aaaaaaand that went right over their heads. 😅
Oh my word...did Carl just suggest that some "lovely lady" should take a peek at his underwear?! He's getting worse....and I love it! 😂
It’s my birthday today Mary, and Carl just makes my day! Thank you for this piece of comedy heaven 😂😂
Omg hysterical!! You’re so good at this. What’s scary is that there are people like this.
This is hilarious and brilliant! Love it.
Absolutely ridiculously incredible! 🎁
Perfect timing, I am feeling very very nervous/anxious about the storm and severe weather coming into the Carolinas (which I’m sure you know about) my area “south of Charlotte” is supposed to get it the worst and I DO NOT do storms, plus I’m only home with my boyfriend this week. I just really need a good laugh so thank you, thank you!!
I hope you and your loved ones stay safe Madison!💕
@@xcrunner3291 Thank you!!
@@madisonlovings You’re welcome!
I want that hat!! 🐢 🐢🐢🐢😆 Carl is one of my favourite characters, you should have your own sketch show Mary! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💗
So excited for a new Carl video
Yasss I was waiting for this video after u mentioned it in ur last vid!!
The “Hippo Laws” and “night blindness” make me laugh. Next time I hear about HIPPA at work, I’ll most likely think about Carl being convinced it’s HIPPO.
Oh my goodness you are AMAZING at playing this character!! I hate him and love him at the same time! Hahaha love your videos ❤️
Mary, you are the best CZcams I swear ❤ amazing content!
Imagine watching this video without any context 😂
Carl is getting kinda buff 🤭
That ending is priceless🤣😜🤪🤣
This is amazing!
I needed this today!!! 😂
I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN BC OF THE CLEARANCE HALL YOU DID...woah i just got way too excited love your videos tho especially your aldi hauls😂💙
Carl is Someone I think we all wish we knew in real life... The outfit pieces are well thought out Mary. Complete.. complete.. success!! Loved it! Flowe's Foods is my next stopping shop 😁
Best roleplays in ASMR Mary never disappointments
Carl is my absolute favorite! 😂😂
Oh my god carl!!! This is hilarious mary---tooo accurate. The hulk thing is just the kind of crazy retail employees have to deal with all the time. I feel seen. 😂
Your voices are awesome! 👏
I didn't even try to go to bed until 3am, if I had know there was a CARL waiting on me - I'd have hopped in bed right at 10pm! Thanks Mary!
thank you mary , these videos help me relax and ground . carl is perfect combo of sweet and creepy . please make more carl adventures . kind regards !!
In real life, Carl would creep me the hell out but watching role play video is entertaining lmao.
@0:28 I am already laughing out loud. You are a comedy genius, Mary!
A true cinematic masterpiece 😂
Haha I love this character.