Carl Works The Express Lane On Mother's Day
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2021
- Nail Color: Carl's not sporting any nail polish today.
It's Mother's Day! You stopped by Flowe's Foods on your way to your mom's house to pick up a few things. Thank goodness they have an express lane!
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Carl: “People come to me to check out fast”
Also Carl: Talks to “me” for 45 mins” 😂
I DIED when Carl said “we don’t believe in spices”😭
The thumbs down are the customers in line at the store 👎🏼😂
“I’d love to check you out and I’ll ring up your groceries too” 😂😂😂
Wooaah my profiles an "L" too and we both love this channel.... 👍🏽Nice
Carl explains everything so thoroughly, what a guy
Mansplaining 🥶
Me and one of my friends watch Carl together at least 3 times a week
What a random but wholesome activity to do with a friend 🤣 tbf it is like a whole one man show
@@rinkyasmr1361 yeah but we both find it both entertaining and relaxing, I told him a new one dropped and he got mega excited
That is so cute!
Well damn, now I wanna see “Carl goes to the strip club asmr” and see him explain what a dollar is
Contactless checkout 👀
@@xobritt9248 Yes, and the entire time he's terrified Mother will find out somehow and voices what she would say!
Why is Carl SO CREEPY & LOVABLE at the same time?? "You can look but you can't feel 'em..." grin
I’m surprised the world’s best mother didn’t make an appearance today on Mother’s Day to tell all the other mothers that they’re doing their job wrong, even though they’re doing their best! She was probably too busy crafting on her loom! At any rate, when Harvest’s away, Carl saves the day! 😂
Another great video I’m sure! Thanks Mary, I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!
I must be tired because Carl is starting to look cute. 😂
In the next Carl video... Carl appears in court on stalking charges
Could you imagine the library lady after dealing with Carl & his Mom?!🤣🤣🤣
That would be hilarious! 😂
"A toilet brush and an apple" now that's a shopping list!
I'm grateful for the internet, because where else would this display of genius be possible?
EXACTLY! Mary is brilliant...
“I’d love to check you out”
*awkward silence*
“That was a joke...” 😂😂
"Are you an actor? You should be, cause you're real good at it." 😂
"...exacerbates my night blindness." 😂😂
I feel like the odd one out cause I be watching Mary for a good laugh not even to sleep 🤣🤣
Omg a Carl’s video on Mother’s Day?! THANK YOU! Happy Mother’s Day to you too! ❤️
Nothing like being patronised and creeped out before bedtime 😌
Hopefully Carl never goes full Norman Bates because I feel like there is potential.
Well, in one video he said that he sometimes thinks about baseball bats when it comes to his mother.
He was talking to an fiiinnne woman in an expensive cosmetic store & his mother called him nonstop.
But I'm rooting for him as well. 😂
*scrolls through subscriptions feed*
Me: New Carl video! 😁
*plays immediately*
PS - Happy Mother's Day!
Idk why but when you said you send the wasps to glory, I lost it. Carl is my favorite, hands down!
I’m feeling my BP rise waiting in this express checkout line lol 😂
Carl videos are everything to me. I LOVE him. And I love you and your brilliant brain, Mary.
Perfect timing!! It’s after 4am and I’m still awake 😩 thank you mama Mary 💗 happy Mother’s Day 💐 love from Ireland xx
I was looking for one of your videos to sleep! Happy Mother’s Day Mary ☺️
Omg Carl... I laugh too much when I watch these. Mary, you’re such a gem
What's more disturbing, Carl or me adoring Carl? I don't care just asking. Any chance you could get Carl on a coffee mug? Thanks for the stress reliever Mary, you're the best!
Yes, carl on a coffee mug!!!!! I would buy it.
“i’d stick a dollar in your g string” I- OH MY GODDDS AMDNSJABBA 🤣🤣🤣
This series is a comedy tv show to me at this point. I love it so much 😂❤️
Ha, one of these days we really need Mother to make an appearance to tell her side of all these stories! 😂
Ha HA HA!! For SURE!
In real life if a man talked that slowly to me and mansplained everything I would get so mad but when Carl does it it's okay. He's truly a gentleman.
When I see his videos I get super excited because 😴😴😴😴 but in real life I just walk away lol
Are we just gonna sleep on how great Mary's arms are? You look like you could help me move my couch but also give good hugs
"well maybe i wanna speak to your manager, ever thought about that ?" looooooooool
Express tills are becoming a relic of the past. My local asda doesn't even have any, they just have the self service tills, including ones that have a belt for bigger orders.
I appreciate that Carl is concerned for my safety though 🤣
Who else loves Carl??? 🤩🤩
He and Lynette are my favorites
I’ve missed Carl! Thank you, Mary. Happy Mother’s Day! ❤️
✨y e s✨ I’ve been dying for a new Carl video ty sm
This is my first time experiencing Carl! Love it! You are so talented!!! Thank you for your hard work!
Your carl videos are my favorite. This is exactly what i needed after today.thank you for all your hard work.
This is like my 5th Carl video I've watched and I love them so much!
Thank you for a Carl video!!! Happy Mother's day Mary!!!
What a treat! Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!! 💐
this is so, so good. you’re such a great actress 💕 love your videos so much!
I got so excited when I saw Carl was back last night! BUT I have yet to make it thru the video cuz I fell asleep - your voice in any form is so soothing!
Great Mother’s Day gift to hear Carl! I hope you had a great Mother’s Day Mary 💓💐
Happy Mother's Day Mary! 💐😃💛
Of all the people to be working on the express lane🤣🤣🤣 thanks Mary this is just what I needed
Oh Mary this is your best Carl video yet! Laughed so much, you’re amazing 🤩
This reminded me of an uncomfortably-similar express checkout I endured recently. Dude was creepy inappropriate and had a comment for every single item I bought. Carls are apparently everywhere! 😅
😂 I just love Carl! I really needed this today!
As soon as Carl mentioned him and his mother jumping and exercising, I knew Richard Simmons had something to do with it 😆
“They come to my register if they wanna get outta here quickly”…ok Carl
Yessssss I’m so excited for thisss
Happy Mothers Day Mary!! I can't wait to watch this tonight.
I worked my grocery store cashier job yesterday on Mother’s Day. I did tell a few people “we have a self check out” 😂
I live for these Carl videos.. He's so inappropriate lol
Woop!!!! Thanks a bunch Mary for this brilliant Carl video full of clever funny hilarious moments💕
Mary 😂it's amazing how entertaining yet relaxing you are
We all know and love this guy.
Ahahah, fuzzy top shortage in town!!! :D Love Carl, Mary is hysterical!!!!
Funny video 😂 I hope you had a great Mother’s Day!
Carl at the club for cantaloupes. Now I really have heard everything
Happy Mother’s Day, Mary!
We love Carl
New Carl!!! So excited
Happy mothers day another absoulutly beautiful video
Today I was thinking I really need a role play from Mary, and she delivers 😊
Love the humor of your role plays girl!!! XoXo, Aly
He is a little Gem!!! Mary you are a Superstar 💕💕
Hoochies Dollar Store. 😂 I wonder how many other people caught that reference. Love that movie!
Hi Mary!!! This woman here has been missing my Carl!!! His explanation of anyone and everything is just so detailed and hilarious!!!!!
You have me rolling in laughs over all the questions he asked!!!!
Love him more and more each time!!
You’re a definite one of a kind Mary, my dear friend!!!
Hope you had a very awesome Mother’s Day!!! Love ya hon!! 😉🌸
Carl's back! Hope you've been doing well Mary, and happy mother's day c,:
Best use of my lunch break ever
happy Mothers Day Mary!!! ❤️
Happy mother's day Mary I hope your day went well
Carl+mother’s day, I have to watch this
really sad mary didn’t tape an ‘f’ in front of lowes on the shirt lol 😂
My favorite part. Paprika ? you cook with it ? why ? lol lol
Mary, you need to win an Emmy for this 😂😂
A double date with our moms. Great stuff
Carl makes life easier. I love Carl.
Happy mother’s day Mary 💕💕💞💕💕
Carl on mother's day was a very good present haha
😂😂😂 Carl is so funny lol
Now I know how to kill a "wast" lol
Can you somehow do a jewelry counter video. I always get tingles at jewelry counters in TJ max. Especially if someone is humming and looking.
I like Carl’s dance moves.
“Where is the problem up above or down below”. 🤣.
Omg I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Carl… you a mess lol 😝
I am too stoned for this. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Oh I’m late but Happy Mama Day!!💝
Can we please get a Mother roleplay?!💜😍🤩🥳
Dish soap the ticket to moms heart. lol. I thought this was gonna be a quick grocery trip.
Carl reminds me of my childhood friend’s dad, he used to be “best friends” with me and explained everything 💀
carl let’s get mcdonald’s lol 😂
Carl is so funny I absolutely love watching him...but this is my 3rd attempt due falling asleep after being smacked in the face by ASMR 😂😴
yeah those bananas sound like something I would buy. I always go for the sad looking fruit and vegetables worried no-one else will buy them 😔
I used to do a Sweating to the Oldies tape when I was a little kid lol
OMG I JUST LOVE YOU 😂😂😂💕✨