Carl Gets His Taxes Done

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  • čas přidán 21. 02. 2021
  • Nail Color: Carl's not wearing any nail polish today.
    It's tax time again! Carl got creative last year, so this year, he's seeking professional help. Maybe not the kind he truly needs, but whatever.
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Komentáře • 197

  • @melliemac5617
    @melliemac5617 Před 3 lety +289

    I cannot get enough of Carl. He is your masterpiece.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +76

      Thank you! I really love him. He's quickly becoming my favorite. 😍

    • @charliedays
      @charliedays Před 3 lety +2

      @@SouthernASMRSounds I don't even know how you come up with all that personality... Is it based on personal experience back when you worked in retail customer service? Just insane!😂

    • @koalaqueen5947
      @koalaqueen5947 Před rokem

      hi

  • @alicexhinatarme
    @alicexhinatarme Před 3 lety +107

    “She lives with me at her house” 😂

  • @mooniemoons
    @mooniemoons Před 3 lety +153

    Mary when you get into the Carl character I completely forget that it's you, I get so invested because you channel Carl so well. 😅

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +13

      Thank you!

    • @bmb36lta
      @bmb36lta Před 3 lety +13

      I honestly forget that Mary is Carl too!

    • @charliedays
      @charliedays Před 3 lety +2

      On top of that, the ending killed me... So HE DIDN'T GET HIS TAXES DONE as opposed to what the title suggests because he was trying to pay with coupons!... Just what? Cringing very badly.💀🤦‍♂️

  • @Janay23
    @Janay23 Před 3 lety +155

    *refreshes youtube*
    Me: CAARRLLL!!
    *dives in my bed*

  • @rantcasey4326
    @rantcasey4326 Před 3 lety +57

    I’d love to see Carl taking us out on a date. I feel like he’d take us somewhere high class and sophisticated....like a Denny’s or a Hooters

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +47

      I'm thinking Wendy's is about as far as he'd be willing to go, and even then, only if he had coupons.

    • @rantcasey4326
      @rantcasey4326 Před 3 lety +10

      @@SouthernASMRSounds when I posted this, I was only 20 minutes in and didn’t even get to the part of him offering to take us to Arby’s or Burger King. 💀 I’m dying. Carl is a classy guy. Tho the idea of him “trying” to be romantic and just being awful like using a raggedy cloth he found in a dumpster as a table cloth or like dead or dying dandelions in a Burger King cup as a flower centerpiece while trying to pass off fast food or gas station hot dogs as fine dining kills me. especially with him trying to mansplain everything to us. He’s truly a superior character and I can’t wait to see more from him. Love all your vids!!

    • @hotwasabi1085
      @hotwasabi1085 Před 3 lety +10

      Maybe once he has dated you for two years and is ready to propose he would splurge for Applebee’s (with coupons)

  • @becausehiddles
    @becausehiddles Před 3 lety +45

    Carl always creeps me out and cracks me up in equal measure 😂😂

  • @HaleyBWheeler
    @HaleyBWheeler Před 3 lety +45

    Plot twist: Carl’s mother is Arlene from the Gossipy Lady videos and she is still talking to her brother every day about her foot fungus and that’s why Carl is the way that he is.

  • @abbierose92
    @abbierose92 Před 3 lety +62

    H&R Rectangle 🤣🤣

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +21

      I wanted to do H&R Parallelogram, but I couldn't fit in on the paper.

    • @ocbusfan
      @ocbusfan Před 3 lety +1

      @@SouthernASMRSounds or how about H&R Square?

  • @emmawolfx7018
    @emmawolfx7018 Před 3 lety +74

    I have been rewatching all of your shady roleplays and carl roleplays. Could you do a new shady roleplay where it seems super shady but we are actually buying cookies or cupcakes lol

  • @DKThaGAWD
    @DKThaGAWD Před 3 lety +53

    I would LOVE to see a video featuring Carl’s mom one of these days 😂😂

    • @SpeedyJanet
      @SpeedyJanet Před 3 lety +4

      I'd love to know what his mom thinks about the dollar store gifts.

    • @DKThaGAWD
      @DKThaGAWD Před 3 lety

      @@SpeedyJanet omg I know 🤣

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +32

      I keep meaning to do that! Her per turtle has been sitting in my room for weeks!

    • @PussnBoot2516
      @PussnBoot2516 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too! that'd be awesome

  • @muffinsangria1
    @muffinsangria1 Před 3 lety +18

    “My mother lives with me....at her house.” 😂

  • @thehypocrisy
    @thehypocrisy Před 3 lety +9

    When Carl said he about near had to crawl on the side of the road because of night blindness I fell completely out 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mary is a comedic genius I swear

  • @lpschick7237
    @lpschick7237 Před 3 lety +18

    “My Mother lives with me at her house” 🤣🤣. OMG every time you say that I LOL. Where in the ever loving God do you come up with some of Carl’s lines? Love it Mary!!!

  • @Sarah_Pratt
    @Sarah_Pratt Před 3 lety +15

    Carl is my favorite. You are a genius. He’s both endearing and yet creepy at the same time.

  • @fattwat1
    @fattwat1 Před 3 lety +17

    This is why I think Mary is a cut above the rest in the Asmr world amazing characters and shop walkabouts and shopping haul videos and cooking videos and many more plus it's always great to see a beautiful woman doing what she does best like making us all feel good

  • @tinaardila2269
    @tinaardila2269 Před 3 lety +14

    Im not even watching this to fall asleep at this point I’m here for the plot 😌✌️

  • @naecon2923
    @naecon2923 Před 3 lety +10

    And to think this all started when you tried to buy a fridge 😂😄

  • @Monsicorn
    @Monsicorn Před 3 lety +23

    Thank you Mary. I was feeling super depressed due to an upcoming operation, but you saved my night with laughter! Truly you are the ASMR Queen we all need!

    • @MM_asmrColorTests
      @MM_asmrColorTests Před 3 lety +2

      Good luck with the operation. It's scary now, but afterwards I bet you'll feel much better. I send you well wishes. ❤️

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +7

      I hope the operation goes OK and isn't too bad for you! ❤️

    • @laurel953
      @laurel953 Před 3 lety

      Sending you love! I hope it goes well for you! 💗

  • @adamlenhart1961
    @adamlenhart1961 Před 3 lety +7

    Someone: Make yourself comfortable!
    Carl: No thank you... I'm never comfortable : )

  • @asmrpianotingles9550
    @asmrpianotingles9550 Před 3 lety +9

    I would like to see how carl would react to being catfished

  • @kimbee9736
    @kimbee9736 Před 3 lety +7

    "She lives with me..In her house"😂

  • @marissasimas9258
    @marissasimas9258 Před 3 lety +2

    Carl is absolutely my favorite character. You're the best, Mary ❤ You've given us years of entertainment, advice, laughs, and relaxation. Thank you!

  • @hammiebobammie
    @hammiebobammie Před 3 lety +9

    “Are you all allowed to use calculators?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @malloryelsinger6376
    @malloryelsinger6376 Před 3 lety +8

    The “H&R Rectangle” had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂
    Love your creativity & sense of humor!

  • @harajukugirlforever
    @harajukugirlforever Před 3 lety +2

    “I’m almost out of minutes”
    Lol omg

  • @k9tattoo948
    @k9tattoo948 Před 3 lety +1

    Brilliant Mary, always so happy to see Carl. He truly brightens up my day❤️

  • @buttermilk7938
    @buttermilk7938 Před 3 lety +9

    Carl: You don't have a ring on your finger either, we have that in common.
    Me: That's because I'm 16... lmao

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +16

      I had an engagement ring on my finger at 16. Not that I recommend that.

    • @buttermilk7938
      @buttermilk7938 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SouthernASMRSounds ahahahha I'll be sure to take your advice

  • @getoutofhere1234
    @getoutofhere1234 Před 3 lety +7

    U have the best timing i was just scrolling through your channel to see if u posted a new video

  • @reginaphalange4081
    @reginaphalange4081 Před 3 lety +1

    I just saw the comments on your COOKING VIDEO. As you’ve experienced people can be super terrible ESPECIALLY behind a keyboard. Keep up the great amazing work you do!!! I would say majority of us definitely appreciate you!!!!! Xoxo

  • @idalily06
    @idalily06 Před 3 lety

    We love and appreciate you, Mary! Thank you for so generously giving us so much of your talent and time 💛

  • @bmb36lta
    @bmb36lta Před 3 lety +6

    I really needed this! I’m struggling to get to sleep! Thanks Mary!

    • @elliea5088
      @elliea5088 Před 3 lety +1

      same i've been having nightmares since fall , wishing you get some sleep soon

  • @AmyCat71
    @AmyCat71 Před 3 lety +1

    Mary.... thank you for the light, peace and laughter you bring into the world.... especially mine! Love me some Carl....

  • @DominiqueFox9821
    @DominiqueFox9821 Před 3 lety +1

    Carl is definitely one of my favorites! Relaxing and still manages to crack me up, absolute perfection

  • @sarahmayization
    @sarahmayization Před 3 lety +2

    Just in time for bed!! Nothing like a Carl video to end a busy Monday 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Emptynestasmr
    @Emptynestasmr Před 3 lety +5

    *round of applause* How do you do this with a straight face? deez nuts 😂

  • @lisak6321
    @lisak6321 Před 5 měsíci

    I love the fact that Carl is supposed to represent creepy people in our lives but has a following of us fans who adore him. I too get lost in the character and forget it's you. Thank you for all the laughs.

  • @MM_asmrColorTests
    @MM_asmrColorTests Před 3 lety +4

    I burst out laughing when he said "hello mam". You just KNEW it was going to be a lady! I haven't finished watching this yet but I can imagine Carl getting put under house arrest and trapped with Mother--with absolutely no escape--every single day! He could be talking to an FBI agent who arrived after the alarm on his leg monitor went off because he tried to escape! 😂

    • @MM_asmrColorTests
      @MM_asmrColorTests Před 3 lety

      So, I just finished it and now all I can envision is Carl being beaten with a fly swatter. I'll never look at one of those things the same way ever again!

  • @mandysims6837
    @mandysims6837 Před 3 lety

    I’ve been having one of the worst weeks in my life and I just got up and saw you posted and it made my day already

  • @sammyjoyyy
    @sammyjoyyy Před 3 lety +3

    This role-play is life! Thanks Mary you are the best ☺

  • @morganmiller5413
    @morganmiller5413 Před 3 lety +2

    Honestly I want to hang out with Carl's Mother and her friends, they sound like a lovely group lol

  • @MistyBlueLights
    @MistyBlueLights Před 3 lety

    Omg I had just clicked on an old Carl video and then I got a notification for this! I'm so excited to watch!

  • @arianaquick3080
    @arianaquick3080 Před 3 lety +3

    Perfect timing! time to sleep! I cracked up about walgreens so bright . I was like so true no matter where you live lol.

  • @lissanguinan
    @lissanguinan Před 3 lety +32

    "Carl, shes a Lesbian..."

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +19

      Honestly, I don't think it'd dissuade him one bit. 🤣

    • @thehypocrisy
      @thehypocrisy Před 3 lety +2

      @@jseymour8826 🤣 he absolutely would say that

    • @thehypocrisy
      @thehypocrisy Před 3 lety +3

      The chap snat 😂

    • @hotwasabi1085
      @hotwasabi1085 Před 3 lety

      @@jseymour8826 omg that’s literally exactly what he would say

  • @juliebeth6799
    @juliebeth6799 Před 3 lety

    "I'm just plain ol' Carl."
    I love Carl so much! Thanks, Mary💜

  • @Chris-gd8xe
    @Chris-gd8xe Před 3 lety

    I think the funniest thing would be for Carl to stumble upon these videos himself. 😂

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 Před 3 lety +9

    "I'm happy with my status as it is"
    Oh man, Carl must be talking to my cousin Nicole!
    You have met your match, boy, you'd better just put your W-2s on the table now.
    I once witnessed her interrupt a "Carl" in a club to say "you can stop talking to me now" and turn away. She values her time, she's just going to cut you off at the half hour mark, charge you for the appointment, and send you on your way to file with someone else.

    • @Chanel_babee
      @Chanel_babee Před 3 lety

      She sounds like me lol

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  Před 3 lety +11

      I'm always happy to say "No thank you," turn on my heel, and move on with my day. I no longer suffer these kinds of men.

    • @Chanel_babee
      @Chanel_babee Před 3 lety +3

      @@SouthernASMRSounds haha you’re the best Mary. I love your videos! You should be an actress.

  • @emilyfellows408
    @emilyfellows408 Před 3 lety

    Half way through and this is hands down the funniest Carl video yet 😭 Mary I don’t know how you come up with it all but thank you 😅

  • @glintzy
    @glintzy Před 3 lety +2

    Thrilled to see Carl! Would love to see his mom sometime.

  • @ZhaneelPoet
    @ZhaneelPoet Před 3 lety +2

    Ok .. first.. h&r rectangle.. gold!
    Second.. I need carl outtakes

  • @MohaAsmr
    @MohaAsmr Před 3 lety +1

    You did not just post a Carl video right now. I’ve been up 30 hours can’t sleep. Thank you. Maryyyyy.

  • @greta1115
    @greta1115 Před 3 lety +1

    this is my third time trying to watch this to see what karl is up to, but everytime i fall asleep!

  • @kristinebrauer2292
    @kristinebrauer2292 Před rokem

    Vanilla folder!😄 Love Carl, he and the gossipy lady are my favorites. Mary you are so talented.

  • @Lorna.Bowman
    @Lorna.Bowman Před 2 lety

    Crazy good! I keep commenting because I can’t get over how good you are!

  • @blueestarr16
    @blueestarr16 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh my God...Carl is getting all sanctimonious...Has he been pursing a certain crunchy sanctimommy???

  • @amysusanna214
    @amysusanna214 Před 3 lety +2

    Brilliant as always!

  • @alexandrashine7490
    @alexandrashine7490 Před 3 lety

    Carl is amazing - both for entertainment and ASMR. Love this Mary; thank you! I love having your videos on in the background when I'm studying especially Carl (is that weird...?); problem is I get so invested in the story!!! Thanks for the creativity and something different!

  • @gerguil
    @gerguil Před 3 lety +1

    h and r rectangle ? !!!!! lolol love it

  • @GothAmaterasu
    @GothAmaterasu Před 3 lety

    How did I miss this for 2 weeks, late but love Carl as usual!

  • @emmasesgmandamillionothert8008

    Carl is so cute flirting with the tax lady!!💜

  • @jesscaroline2105
    @jesscaroline2105 Před 3 lety +1

    I got a TurboTax ad before this video LOL

  • @GetAwesome2042197
    @GetAwesome2042197 Před 3 lety

    I haven't stopped laughing this entire roleplay- this whole thing is perfect!

  • @jessi330
    @jessi330 Před 3 lety

    Masterpiece. Love this character. Love the paper sounds

  • @Papayacat1
    @Papayacat1 Před 3 lety

    Sometimes a Carl is what you need to get through the day. 🤣

  • @susanp.4781
    @susanp.4781 Před 3 lety +2

    I am always amazed how I forget it’s you Mary as I listen to or watch the video.

  • @ruthanncaldwell5705
    @ruthanncaldwell5705 Před 3 lety +1

    Another ABSOLUTELY AWESOME video

  • @denny837
    @denny837 Před 3 lety +2

    Lol h&r rectangle🤣😎 shes so funny! Thanks doll!❤

  • @conniebradley9307
    @conniebradley9307 Před 3 lety +1

    My.Carl strikes again!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
    Vanilla folder !! I guess he would call a brown folder a chocolate folder!!!
    Lol. 🤣😂🤣
    TFS Mary!! You made my night for sure!! 💕💕💕

  • @Partyzj
    @Partyzj Před 3 lety

    “ my mother lives with me at her house” lmao - love it !

  • @frostybaby13
    @frostybaby13 Před 3 lety

    H & R Rectangle, that's so funny!!! :D Thanks for the video!

  • @NathalieASMR
    @NathalieASMR Před 3 lety +1

    I love that he just started eating a cupcake 😂

  • @ericdm7654
    @ericdm7654 Před 3 lety

    Love your characters! Carl is amusing and the ramblings help with sleep some how for me. Miss the librarian, love those dust jackets. First time long time viewer, thoughts on doing a qvc theme, that channel puts me to sleep when they run the the colors, qtys and sizes. Thanks for your time and videos from Topsail :)

  • @Hmm-pn2xx
    @Hmm-pn2xx Před 3 lety

    I am actually laughing out loud every few minutes 😂

  • @christys5522
    @christys5522 Před 3 lety +2

    Great video particularly love the characterization and the outfit LOL

  • @sleepynikkiasmr672
    @sleepynikkiasmr672 Před 2 lety +1

    Tree nuts, peanuts and deez nuts 😭😂 I love you so much Mary you just made my day!!!

  • @PleaseBeJoking
    @PleaseBeJoking Před 3 lety

    I love Carl. I can’t watch him before bed though, I giggle and can’t fall asleep. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @claricea8631
    @claricea8631 Před 3 lety +1

    Carl is one of my favorites! 🥰

  • @zoehansen_
    @zoehansen_ Před 3 lety

    This is brilliant!!! She’s such a great actress!💙🌹

  • @karlaerazo469
    @karlaerazo469 Před 3 lety +2

    I really love your Carl context a lot it always makes me go to sleep thank you🤍🤍🤍

  • @MylisaC99
    @MylisaC99 Před 3 lety

    Your role plays never fail to make me laugh 😂

  • @freedomtosing2212
    @freedomtosing2212 Před 3 lety

    I cannot stop laughing 😂 I love Carl such an original character, I love it 🥰

  • @ChatEtMoineau
    @ChatEtMoineau Před 3 lety

    H&R RECTANGLE!!! Thank you Mary for more bedtime comedy gold

  • @heatherlllynde
    @heatherlllynde Před 3 lety

    Mary!! I am screaming laughing. This guy is priceless. I love Charity, but Carl is a close second. 😂😂😂

  • @thehypocrisy
    @thehypocrisy Před 3 lety +1

    I love your signs 🤣

  • @KarlieMildraed
    @KarlieMildraed Před 3 lety +2

    Harlot Tart? That's a new one. Have a great day/night Mary.

  • @ThatAwkwardFish
    @ThatAwkwardFish Před 3 lety

    Gonna watch this one tomorrow after class, carl is too funny to sleep to 😆

  • @TheRogueDM
    @TheRogueDM Před rokem +1

    I love how Carl always has a different BS reason for not wearing a mask. And that's a great touch with how Carl's mother is apparently obsessed with gluten and then later she says it's of the devil and refuses to let Carl bring gluten anywhere near the house. 🤣

  • @mothermoon3936
    @mothermoon3936 Před 3 lety +1

    H&R rectangle 😂😂 that's great!

  • @PleaseBeJoking
    @PleaseBeJoking Před 3 lety

    Vanilla folder... nooooo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Imma go ahead and relate on that night blindness though. I feel ya, Carl. 🚘

  • @lilpanda1217
    @lilpanda1217 Před 3 lety +1

    Good luck Carl, I feel like you’re going to need it 😂

  • @ghibli801
    @ghibli801 Před 3 lety +3

    I've never been this early to a video lol anyway thank u for another Carl video Mary!! ♡

  • @erinseacue6050
    @erinseacue6050 Před 3 lety +1

    The way my face lit up when I saw this 🥰🥰

  • @kaybee2921
    @kaybee2921 Před 3 lety

    Most underrated comedian 🙌🏽😆 so creative

  • @zoezo4
    @zoezo4 Před 3 lety

    My mother lives with me, at her house. 😂 classic Carl.

  • @KatrinkaNoir
    @KatrinkaNoir Před 3 lety

    My soul, where did you get that phone 😂😂😂😂!

  • @PussnBoot2516
    @PussnBoot2516 Před 3 lety

    How did I miss this??? And I was just thinking about Carl hoping there'd be a new Carl video. I love Carl and Lynette.
    Chatsnap and FaceTube lol

  • @zonataylor2898
    @zonataylor2898 Před 3 lety +1

    I liked before I looked LOL😆😂👍⚘💓🌹Thanks Mary!

  • @RegNEl2010
    @RegNEl2010 Před 3 lety

    Carl had me at MANILLA 😂👏🏼

  • @novastar136
    @novastar136 Před 3 lety

    Carl is missing some W2s ( in Canada they are T4s) let's see I remember he worked at Flowes, and Slappys tires, and the bug exterminators I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. Amazing video Mary!! Carl is my favorite.❤ will he ever find love?

  • @susanwillmore2820
    @susanwillmore2820 Před 3 lety

    Vanilla folder, oh Carl you crack me up 😂