Everything Wrong With Elf In Many Merry Minutes

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  • čas přidán 6. 11. 2019
  • Elf is a new holiday classic for millions. It has heart, humor, and Will Ferrell at his best. But it makes no damn sense. And there are lots of sins.
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  • @renee2746
    @renee2746 Před 4 lety +4049

    Hearing Jeremy call the fat raccoon “chonky” has removed all the sins from my life

    • @brittanyvest5781
      @brittanyvest5781 Před 4 lety +39

      Same here. I instantly got some Kroll/Liz flash backs

    • @ScorpionTamer
      @ScorpionTamer Před 4 lety +22

      Does that make him Jesus

    • @OogaBoogaBooga6969
      @OogaBoogaBooga6969 Před 4 lety +38

      Chonky Bastard is now what I'm going to refer my friends cat as.
      Jeremy is great lol

    • @EternalAnkh
      @EternalAnkh Před 4 lety +12

      Jeremy is Jesus: confirmed

    • @matthewcox69
      @matthewcox69 Před 4 lety +13

      At my school, the racoons are so fat they barely fit in the trashcans

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled Před 4 lety +2264

    Walter: *tells his son to get out of his life*
    Buddy: *leaves*
    Walter: 😧

  • @UnklePeanut
    @UnklePeanut Před 4 lety +2400

    I love how CS implies that he, himself, has squared up against a raccoon. Now that's a video I would like to see.

    • @Karin17S
      @Karin17S Před 4 lety +15

      Yup

    • @klenovyysirop12
      @klenovyysirop12 Před 4 lety +28

      We could sin that movie

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 Před 3 lety +17

      His name is Jeremy, not cinemasins

    • @sourinc9648
      @sourinc9648 Před 3 lety +24

      @Jono Fancett no the channel is named after him, Cinema sins, he’s Jacksfilms older brother, but instead of a real name and something with movies, he got sins because.... do I need to explain?

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 Před 3 lety +7

      @@sourinc9648 I see you chose an apt profile name

  • @dogchickencatboi5910
    @dogchickencatboi5910 Před 4 lety +527

    “ this is the first time that a human has ever set foot in Santa’s workshop”
    Are they implying that Santa is not human?

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 Před 3 lety +39

      He’s a husk for the alien parasite that is the Red Suit

    • @Nolaii_
      @Nolaii_ Před 3 lety +12

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 this ruined my day

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Nolaii_ I apologize and Happy Holidays

    • @Nolaii_
      @Nolaii_ Před 3 lety +9

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 na I'm just kidding. It's just a really weird comment that's all. Happy holidays to you too!

    • @nikjones9219
      @nikjones9219 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh shit

  • @Mikoyo15
    @Mikoyo15 Před 4 lety +1774

    The fact that Buddy who is a human, managed to survive a lifetime on a candy diet

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN Před 4 lety +159

      And not be an obese diabetic nonetheless

    • @stevenporter7065
      @stevenporter7065 Před 4 lety +92

      It's through the power of "Christmas magic" or some bullshit like that

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings Před 4 lety +65

      Don't forget a childhood of constant, hard unpaid work...And bullying by his co-workers/fellow slaves who are all much shorter than him.

    • @Vahktang
      @Vahktang Před 4 lety +55

      Should have added 32 sins, one for each tooth that ought to be missing.
      And add an exponent of sins for wasting Peter Dinklage.

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 Před 4 lety +30

      @@PenheartKings And the fact after having such a shit life, overworked, bullied, poor-diet he is still a very happy extrovert. Most people would end up depressed and withdrawn if they went through all that all their life.

  • @mentally.ill.spooky
    @mentally.ill.spooky Před 4 lety +1482

    The scene where he is roaming around the city before he goes into the elevator was all improvised!!!!!! The cameras just followed him and the only paid actor in that scene was Buddy. Everyone else is an actual pedestrian!!!!!

    • @squiggles7833
      @squiggles7833 Před 4 lety +75

      That's so cool

    • @julie6858
      @julie6858 Před 4 lety +234

      Yeah, he went up to a random person and said "sAnTa?"

    • @Trinitysflicks767
      @Trinitysflicks767 Před 4 lety +28

      THAT IS AWESOME 😂

    • @tattoochef425
      @tattoochef425 Před 4 lety +106

      I don’t believe that. Do you know how many people they would have to run up to to get consent for filming them and putting them in a movie?

    • @katiecreates2526
      @katiecreates2526 Před 4 lety +33

      Skull Rings, Knives, Watches it’s true, you can look it up, the rest of the movie was filmed in Canada on sound stages. That’s the only place they filmed on location

  • @erdoesc
    @erdoesc Před 4 lety +398

    he didn't even mention the fact buddy basically got a job by walking into a store looking the part

    • @staropalis
      @staropalis Před 3 lety +41

      Ever been to target with a red shirt on? It’s not too far fetched...

    • @nicholaswrenn1182
      @nicholaswrenn1182 Před 3 lety +23

      to be fair, especially for temporary christmas positions, that’s really the only thing necessary

    • @MoveWithWoo
      @MoveWithWoo Před 3 lety +8

      Well he did get a seasonal job. Maybe they were so desperate for people it was some kind of walk in type gig *shrugs*

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 Před 3 lety +1

      I'm just gonna say r/wooosh and move on, cos some of you clearly misunderstood what the OP was getting at.

    • @DOSkywalkR
      @DOSkywalkR Před 2 lety

      Also, I'm assuming they need some bank information to get paid and stuff? So he doesn't really have a job, just a place to stay.

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 Před 4 lety +1431

    you forgot 1 sin, buddy tells the girl that he didn't know she was naked in the shower when they have showers in the north pole

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 Před 4 lety +40

      Aeyen The Lobster maybe they showered with clothes on in the North Pole?

    • @tattoochef425
      @tattoochef425 Před 4 lety +68

      Lisa DellaValle they show him showering at one point-he at least has his shirt off. Are we to believe they shower with underwear or shower shorts?

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 Před 4 lety +21

      Skull Rings, Knives, Watches well it’s really cold at the Pole :) Everything possible

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop Před 4 lety +21

      @@Lisey91 Yes, because wearing clothes while getting wet magically makes you less cold. If anything, it just makes you colder and get hypothermia much faster and worse. That's why you're supposed to take your clothes off if you got wet in the cold. The elves must be pretty smelly if they can't even properly wash their bodies.

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 Před 4 lety +11

      Raven M ok, then elves are like medieval Christian and it’s a sin to see yourself completely naked so they shower with their underwear on. Better?

  • @lilyquinn1711
    @lilyquinn1711 Před 4 lety +3994

    Do everything wrong with “The Polar Express.” I dare ya

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 Před 4 lety +183

      Since it’s come down to that, they need sin the rest of the Santa Clause trilogy.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 Před 4 lety +54

      They already did that one.

    • @misshobbity
      @misshobbity Před 4 lety +46

      Creepiest movie ever

    • @lilyquinn1711
      @lilyquinn1711 Před 4 lety +40

      Yoshikarter1 did they? It must have been taken down. Just searched for it and there’s no cinemasins video for it.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 Před 4 lety +37

      @@lilyquinn1711 I suspect as much, as I definitely recall watching it at one point before.

  • @mileshurley7551
    @mileshurley7551 Před 4 lety +765

    Video description: “This movie makes no damn sense.”
    My inner Kronk voice: “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie Před 4 lety +7

      Miles Hurley kronk haha 😆

    • @EBTS-3
      @EBTS-3 Před 4 lety +3

      Hahahaha im going to have an inner Kronk voice from now on

  • @sneezyg1
    @sneezyg1 Před rokem +99

    6:31 the manager was originally intended to be played by Wanda Sykes, and they even had the name tag mad to match, but for some reason, she was unavailable and the actor they hired insisted on wearing the nametag anyway

  • @randomthingsproductions3299
    @randomthingsproductions3299 Před 4 lety +281

    He said chonky. HE SAID CHONKY
    *he said it*

  • @agentj2012
    @agentj2012 Před 4 lety +753

    Not gonna lie, just sounds like he’s sinning all the fun he’s having

  • @elelder5
    @elelder5 Před 4 lety +1040

    I never knew I wanted Cinemasins to refer to a raccoon as a “Chonky bastard” until now... amazing

    • @maniacaldog3268
      @maniacaldog3268 Před 4 lety +6

      Literally only came to the comments after seeing that part to read a comment like this

    • @rileysassafras5766
      @rileysassafras5766 Před 4 lety +4

      I love "chonky bastard" so much

    • @totallyreena
      @totallyreena Před 4 lety +5

      It's like that one National Geographic video about the Honey Badger

    • @angelomc6632
      @angelomc6632 Před 4 lety +1

      I was just about to comment that, he stopped just to mention the chonk boy

    • @thatthinginaplace5709
      @thatthinginaplace5709 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm gonna start calling raccoons that.

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Před 4 lety +250

    Honestly, the raccoon should have been worth at LEAST one sin OFF. He's freaking adorable.

    • @icantthinkofagoodname7992
      @icantthinkofagoodname7992 Před 4 lety +9

      Stephsaguudefan but he’s a chonky bastard

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 Před 3 lety +7

      Raccoons are not adorable. They're vermin. Raccoons and rabbits are pure fucking vermin. One of them tore up my trash and then shit all over my backyard. The other ate my tomatoes and cucumbers and left his little pebbles all over my backyard too. If it were legal, I'd poison them. With something slow-acting, so they suffer.

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 Před 3 lety +3

      @@EndlessSummer888 damn. How soulless are you?

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 Před 3 lety +4

      @@EndlessSummer888 makes sense.

  • @phoenixmcdowell6618
    @phoenixmcdowell6618 Před 3 lety +64

    Fun fact: the part where Buddy was walking around the city for the first time, was with people who weren't actors. So that guy dressed in all red DID go outside like that.

  • @zachmann9996
    @zachmann9996 Před 4 lety +420

    I think the best part about this movie is that if Walter hadn’t started singing a large group of people would have been injured.

  • @BIGhappyG33
    @BIGhappyG33 Před 4 lety +532

    So many Christmas movies have used “nobody believes in Santa anymore” as the crux for their entire plot. In a world where Santa Clause DOES exist, how would it be possible for people to not believe in him?

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 Před 4 lety +152

      That something that bothered me even when I was younger. Where the hell do the adults think those presents come from?

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 Před 4 lety +33

      treehugger0241 it’s also concerning that the elves get no breaks.

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 Před 4 lety +57

      @@jonusaguilar8156 I mean, elves aren't humans; my suspension of disbelief is willing to tolerate the fact that they might not need breaks like humans do, especially since they cheer when told they're gonna continue working right away.
      The real sin is the fact that the human Buddy is OK with this; how hasn't _he_ burnt out?

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII Před 4 lety +21

      @@treehugger0241 Is it possible that he somehow adapted to his new environment and inherited or absorbed some of the Elf's abilities (for lack of better word)?

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 Před 4 lety +15

      @@EchthelionII It's not impossible, but there was so little to indicate that that it's basically wild mass guessing.

  • @blakebarrett1519
    @blakebarrett1519 Před 4 lety +241

    "This movie sits on a throne of lies"
    HmmmmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @HelgaGrace2007
    @HelgaGrace2007 Před 4 lety +56

    The guy in the red running suit WAS just some random guy walking around. Will Ferrell ran up to him, but when he saw the guys reaction, he ran off.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 3 lety +6

      Around December, my dad had kids coming up to him sometimes. He looked a lot like Santa too, including the belly.

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate Před 4 lety +271

    0:30 “ I’d like to talk about why everything is this pinkish off-white hue.”
    Everyone: Grey

    • @delhaney11
      @delhaney11 Před 4 lety +2

      Grey 100%

    • @se7vin77
      @se7vin77 Před 4 lety +5

      greyish-blue

    • @ameliacrisp8482
      @ameliacrisp8482 Před 4 lety +1

      blu-ish lmao

    • @yudiwang625
      @yudiwang625 Před 4 lety +2

      I can actually see where he’s getting the pinkish hue, but it might just be me

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate Před 3 lety

      ​@Isabella Blum I guess I could have done that with asterisks, but no.

  • @seanster440
    @seanster440 Před 4 lety +620

    He was actually scared of the elevator at first. He tries to escape when the doors close 😂

    • @RyanMortonVids
      @RyanMortonVids Před 4 lety +2

      Can you sub to me plz, don't have to if you don't want to

    • @earthhound
      @earthhound Před 4 lety +3

      Can't wait to see this in the Birdman video.

    • @maggiecapetola8007
      @maggiecapetola8007 Před 4 lety +2

      Seanster The Monster this is a great username

    • @aeoniumred3112
      @aeoniumred3112 Před 4 lety +1

      The escalator part also is so funny

    • @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954
      @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954 Před 4 lety +1

      Gordon Ramsay 46 cAn YoU sUb pLEase??????!???? YOu doNt haVE TOO!!!!
      I’m just pulling your chain, no hard feelings. :)

  • @raynenickerson5084
    @raynenickerson5084 Před rokem +28

    I have an easy explanation for the sleeping inconsistencies. You mentioned that elves don't get many breaks, so it's reasonable to assume they work long hours. Maybe even for days on end without sleeping. Even though he's human, it's not entirely out of the realm of the universe to say he could learn to do the same. Then he sleeps in the window without being tucked in, which could've been him finally passing out from exhaustion.

  • @chrisdaughen5257
    @chrisdaughen5257 Před 4 lety +62

    A few things I thought of when watching this movie:
    1. How is Buddy so energetic when his step-father is SO EMOTIONLESS throughout the entire movie? Did he tuck Buddy in at night while he grew up?
    2. 5:55 Does the North Pole have gender neutral bathrooms?
    3. When Buddy buys a "special someone dress," he should know its for a girl right? There's still romance in the North Pole!
    4. When he made a rocking horse, he destroyed his father's furniture to get the wood which is kind of insensitive.
    5. If Buddy was so popular at the North Pole, shouldn't he have recognized that Miles was, at the very least, not a North Pole elf?

  • @jeffcoat1959
    @jeffcoat1959 Před 4 lety +406

    When Buddy pushed every single elevator button, the other guy in the elevator didn't just get out and take another elevator.

    • @kristineilochi4615
      @kristineilochi4615 Před 4 lety +4

      Right? LOL

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake Před 3 lety +18

      I don’t care where I have to be at that time. I would want to hang out with that weirdass, and follow him about just to see what he’d do next. XD

    • @jordanwelch3832
      @jordanwelch3832 Před 3 lety +5

      You’d think in NYC that wouldn’t fly lol but I guess he had nowhere important to be

  • @hadmiar8
    @hadmiar8 Před 4 lety +148

    I was expecting you to sin the line "he must have slipped into your sack at *the* orphanage", as if Santa only visits one orphanage on the entire Earth.

    • @hadmiar8
      @hadmiar8 Před 4 lety +3

      Also, I always thought the movie took place sometime in the 1980s.

  • @AwdryFan-tb6ln
    @AwdryFan-tb6ln Před 4 lety +130

    Fun fact: I was afraid of escalators when I was a kid.

    • @TrueApexMusic
      @TrueApexMusic Před 4 lety +15

      Be too because my mom has told be that if you didn’t get off in time it would rip your feet off

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 Před 4 lety +2

      Same here

    • @deeanna8448
      @deeanna8448 Před 4 lety +2

      Same!🤣

    • @lordflacko8232
      @lordflacko8232 Před 4 lety +2

      I hear you, my mom got her sandal caught as a kid and hearing her mention that always scared the shit out of me lol

    • @Brodie029
      @Brodie029 Před 4 lety +1

      Why tf are you commenting that on a cinemasins video like no one asked

  • @SteamboatWilley
    @SteamboatWilley Před 4 lety +50

    Buddy is aware that gnomes exist, but calls Tyrion Lannister an elf.

    • @Tauramehtar
      @Tauramehtar Před 2 lety +2

      All dwarves are elves in their Buddy's eyes.

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 Před 2 lety +1

      At least he didn’t call him a midget

  • @spacejesus6581
    @spacejesus6581 Před 4 lety +627

    Fun fact during the scene where Buddy eats the weird spaghetti: Will Farrel got a really bad migraine just from having it in his mouth

    • @oliviakilbride5930
      @oliviakilbride5930 Před 4 lety +93

      There's also a 'blooper ' of him throwing up for like 5 min after eating it on the DVD

    • @dentoncrimescene
      @dentoncrimescene Před 4 lety +2

      Fun?

    • @seanster440
      @seanster440 Před 4 lety +9

      *Michael Scott voice* “that’s what she said!”

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 Před 4 lety +15

      Every time my Ma sees that scene, she remarks how she hopes they only had to film it once

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 Před 4 lety +5

      That's repulsive! Poor Will! 🤮

  • @Randomlyrandom20
    @Randomlyrandom20 Před 4 lety +244

    In his defense he’s never drank before so I feel it kind of makes sense that he got wasted that fast

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 3 lety +5

      I know I did when I had my first beer.

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria Před 3 lety

      I was thinking that too

    • @DynamiteChannelist
      @DynamiteChannelist Před 2 lety

      Took me about 4 beers, but yeah. First time it’s super fast.

    • @VitaliyDvorkin
      @VitaliyDvorkin Před 2 lety +9

      I think the sin is that chugging hard liquor on your first try would quickly turn you into a firehose.

    • @neilholmes8200
      @neilholmes8200 Před 2 lety +4

      That and the following sin about it being unrealistic that the whole mail room would join in. I've worked in a few Mail or archive rooms in the past like that. The staff used to take any excuse to goof off lol

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199

    3:44 HE SAID “CHONKY”!!! HE SAID “ *CHONKY* “!!!

  • @TonksRules
    @TonksRules Před 4 lety +39

    If I remember correctly she was showering at work because they shut her hot water off. :o

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 Před 3 lety +5

      Plus she could have bought jug water at the grocery store to make her noodles...

    • @user-sb2tb9oe7d
      @user-sb2tb9oe7d Před 3 lety

      @@tonyabrookes9931 bought jug water?

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 Před 3 lety

      @@user-sb2tb9oe7d I think they’re talking about like those things of water you can buy that you put in water coolers. I would just get a shit load of water bottles

    • @user-sb2tb9oe7d
      @user-sb2tb9oe7d Před 3 lety +1

      Or if I had no money like Zooey Deschanel in this movie i'd just buy one of those big ass water jugs and refill it at a water fountain. But maybe that's what the guy was saying.

  • @KalParkaran
    @KalParkaran Před 4 lety +901

    Ok whoever wrote the “don’t make a religion joke and piss off billions of people” line is now my favorite writer. Audibly laughed out loud!

    • @banks3509
      @banks3509 Před 4 lety +15

      *Billions

    • @7gamex
      @7gamex Před 4 lety +28

      @@banks3509 There might be billions of believers, but only millions would get pissed off.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 Před 4 lety +7

      He said billions.

    • @gaqua2701
      @gaqua2701 Před 4 lety +28

      Ok boomer

    • @westonkraus3340
      @westonkraus3340 Před 4 lety +13

      Pretty bold of him to assume this video will get a billion views

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 Před 4 lety +443

    "He must've crawled into the bag at the orphanage."
    Oh, so since you know exactly where he's from, you can just take him right back, right?

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash Před 4 lety +18

      I always wondered why they didn't just take him back 😂😂

    • @Jbr2005
      @Jbr2005 Před 4 lety +14

      That's simple, Santa only leaves the north pole on Christmas Eve

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette Před 4 lety

      Papa elf wanted to keep him

    • @jrojassengard2586
      @jrojassengard2586 Před 4 lety

      Perhaps

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 Před 4 lety

      but how was he at the orphanage if he had a dad?

  • @aleksdreeve8878
    @aleksdreeve8878 Před 4 lety +19

    The scene where he takes an unexpected running start outside the shot onto the couch and onto the Christmas tree to put a star like Michael Jordan and then falls over WHILE on the tree got me laughing for the rest of the movie the first time I watched it. Still gets me

  • @flashcsrvclips7841
    @flashcsrvclips7841 Před 4 lety +98

    Somebody: Walks
    This guy: SIN

  • @redbones6046
    @redbones6046 Před 4 lety +469

    "I'm 26 years old"
    *Hahahahahahaha*
    My thoughts exactly

    • @ianhall3795
      @ianhall3795 Před 4 lety +14

      He looks 36 or older at best

    • @jacobdrain4492
      @jacobdrain4492 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ianhall3795 Maybe 40

    • @JimmyTheAce89
      @JimmyTheAce89 Před 4 lety +9

      To be fair, he WAS drunk when he said that.

    • @JakeTSnake7
      @JakeTSnake7 Před 4 lety +6

      I think the joke was that the mailroom job accelerated his aging process.

    • @TheVanishing87
      @TheVanishing87 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol Ikr? I'm 32 and I look younger than him.

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria Před 4 lety +2251

    Did you refer to the color of that room as “pinkish”? It’s blue, my dude. It’s like a really pale mint blue.
    ...Cinemasins are you color blind?

    • @SavaFiend
      @SavaFiend Před 4 lety +114

      This is like that what color is the dress or what color are the sneakers crap that was going around a while back. And yeah I didn't see that room as pinkish at all like literally at all.

    • @jayedwards5
      @jayedwards5 Před 4 lety +50

      @@SavaFiend Keep it to yourself or we'll have to go through all that crap again.

    • @AshDub86
      @AshDub86 Před 4 lety +36

      That comment confused me too.

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather Před 4 lety +10

      Nowhere is there blue....

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria Před 4 lety +33

      Spottedfeather man I hope you’re joking haha

  • @elizabethr9712
    @elizabethr9712 Před rokem +15

    At the end your mix of: “Miles Finch, Miles Finch…” “Leopold, Leopold!” Had me dying laughing! Thank you for the memories of that Bugs Bunny moment with this scene! You’re the best.

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 Před 3 lety +12

    10:22 I freaking love when he laughs, it’s contagious.

  • @jgalindezjg
    @jgalindezjg Před 4 lety +112

    He missed the "new yorkers band together in a crisis cliche" when he was busy tearing up about the singing in the park.

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 Před 4 lety +9

      He was probably about to sin that before his feels got the better of him.

  • @mxrazy
    @mxrazy Před 4 lety +246

    "If no one wants you around why dont you just quit." I felt that.

    • @JakeTurbine
      @JakeTurbine Před 4 lety +3

      @@HWEWSWEW Huh? How would it make the world better?

    • @SuperSongbird21
      @SuperSongbird21 Před 4 lety +2

      To be fair, I'm sure Santa just meant there wasn't enough Christmas spirit in New York - an obvious idea given that according to Hollywood all NYC locals are miserable @$$holes.

    • @mxrazy
      @mxrazy Před 4 lety

      @@SuperSongbird21 I'm trying to be depressed!

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette Před 4 lety +1

      SuperSongbird21 yeah that’s probably why the sleigh didn’t go down until he got to New York, makes more sense when you think of it that way

  • @JustCallMeAlec
    @JustCallMeAlec Před 3 lety +8

    "If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all see a statue of Jesus crying" this is like my new favorite line in Cinema Sins.

  • @kylefrance9688
    @kylefrance9688 Před 3 lety +5

    4:27 The funniest thing is apparently that guy wasn’t even an extra 😂.

  • @austinaraniecke9213
    @austinaraniecke9213 Před 4 lety +422

    Us: we want endgame
    Cinemasins: everything wrong with elf

  • @keenandevier8053
    @keenandevier8053 Před 4 lety +61

    Buddy in the classroom being 5x bigger than everyone and he is sitting in the FRONT ROW. Blocking other students, sin.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 Před 4 lety +4

      It's probably because of the forced perspective. He's a lot closer to the camera than the elves to make him seem bigger. Same with the "batteries in the smoke detector" scene.

  • @frankiesmith6805
    @frankiesmith6805 Před 4 lety +25

    "Jets fans"
    Dang, I feel attacked

    • @JCP405
      @JCP405 Před 4 lety +1

      Frankie Smith well u lost to the winless Dolphins and Bengals.

    • @boycotttps211
      @boycotttps211 Před 3 lety +1

      Thanksgiving 2012....

  • @AethyrPrime
    @AethyrPrime Před 4 lety +16

    That moment you realize Tirion Lannister was called an elf in his past life movie career.

  • @enderdas
    @enderdas Před 4 lety +37

    "look at that CHONKY bastard" ~ greatest line from cinema sins ever spoken

  • @gonzotown9438
    @gonzotown9438 Před 4 lety +157

    I feel like if elves unionized they'd just request more work.

    • @logosrule
      @logosrule Před 4 lety +19

      Accurate. They'd probably request they get to sleep at their work stations.

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 Před 4 lety +3

      "Us elvses like work, Harry Potter sir!"

  • @journeyman2404
    @journeyman2404 Před 3 lety +9

    10:23
    There should be a sin off here because Will Farrell did the breakdancing himself.

  • @robd5558
    @robd5558 Před rokem +6

    His name tag says “Wanda” because the part was supposed to be played by Wanda Sykes, but she backed out at the last minute. When that actor filled in he wanted to keep the “Wanda” name tag as a joke.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 Před 4 lety +42

    Elf is one of those movies where, even though it may not be narratively-sound, it still has that nostalgia aspect, that keeps you coming back every year during the holidays.

  • @CharginChuck
    @CharginChuck Před 4 lety +126

    All I could think of during the Strings ad was "This goes on for some time."

  • @sourceow8795
    @sourceow8795 Před 3 lety +3

    1:12
    Jon Favreau in 2020: hold my grogu

  • @colefuemmeler7685
    @colefuemmeler7685 Před 2 lety +4

    Fun fact:all of the scenes of “Buddy” running around NYC were actually just Will Ferrell improvising including the Santa and him getting hit by the car

  • @BigDogRedskin
    @BigDogRedskin Před 4 lety +419

    Missed the part where he “goes through” the Lincoln Tunnel and the actual shots are of the Holland Tunnel

    • @damienholland2k7
      @damienholland2k7 Před 4 lety +3

      @UC-Y9U_uVj-ftvd8kNxBtUFQ
      Fuck off, no one will sub to you just because you beg

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 Před 4 lety +12

      He doesn't actually sin movie mistakes anymore. It's 99% jokes and questions that aren't a sin of the movie.

    • @memorra
      @memorra Před 4 lety +7

      @@robp1519 He actually points out multiple things actually wrong with the movie itself that aren't throwaway jokes. Pay more attention.

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 Před 4 lety +1

      @@memorra if it can be answered by actually watching the film, it's factually a throw away joke.

    • @memorra
      @memorra Před 4 lety +3

      @@robp1519 I'm sorry I just don't care. Fuck off, have a nice day.

  • @teammysticftw5011
    @teammysticftw5011 Před 4 lety +591

    Me: Why does everyone talk about Christmas already it’s not even Thanksgiving
    Cinema Sins: Everything wrong with Elf

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 Před 4 lety +39

      Halloween starts September 1st
      Christmas starts November 1st

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher Před 4 lety +17

      There is no Thanksgiving in my country, I can only count down days to Christmas!

    • @teammysticftw5011
      @teammysticftw5011 Před 4 lety +2

      djmindcrasher that’s nice

    • @nix_
      @nix_ Před 4 lety +21

      Thanksgiving is American the rest of us are just waiting for Christmas

    • @sammorris4722
      @sammorris4722 Před 4 lety +11

      Not everyone does Thanksgiving

  • @fkrkf
    @fkrkf Před rokem +4

    I can't believe it's been 19yrs since this movie came out😳. I had just turned 20 and was working at blockbuster. This movie was our xmas bonus

  • @oilyliver5078
    @oilyliver5078 Před 4 lety +60

    No don’t ruin the best Christmas ever

    • @bando2131
      @bando2131 Před 4 lety +5

      Andrew Clarke uncultured

    • @salt4045
      @salt4045 Před 4 lety +4

      Andrew Clarke How. Fucking. Dare. You

    • @blckberri
      @blckberri Před 4 lety +1

      Andrew Clarke you mustve had a boring childhood

  • @randykruse1289
    @randykruse1289 Před 4 lety +92

    Did anyone notice the elf that said "If he hasn't figured out he's a human by now.....". That's Peter Billingsley. He played Ralphie in A Christmas Story.

    • @abutton117
      @abutton117 Před 4 lety

      WAT

    • @kimsmith8834
      @kimsmith8834 Před 4 lety

      😱

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 4 lety +5

      I knew that, but it's still delightful. There's so many Christmas movie references in this one.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 Před 4 lety

      Yay!

    • @BakuraRy0
      @BakuraRy0 Před 4 lety

      Most of us noticed this when Elf first came out. Sixteen years ago. If there's still people who haven't noticed this, they're either too young to remember A Christmas Story, or they're blind.

  • @savana3272
    @savana3272 Před 4 lety +145

    The reference calling Zooey Deschanel the New Girl is uncanny and deserves more recognition

    • @LucyAnne1
      @LucyAnne1 Před 3 lety +7

      I kind of really wanted a New Girl audio outtake at the end of the video 😅👍🏼

  • @LockwoodTheScientist
    @LockwoodTheScientist Před 3 lety +15

    I love that male elf in the yellow’s reaction to Santa saying that they are preparing for next Christmas. He looks so damb surprised. I would assume you start preparations right after Christmas EVERY year. So, why should THIS year catch you off guard? Did he realize what role in what movie he was getting into right when cameras rolled for that shot?
    Edit: timestamp 1:32

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 Před 3 lety +1

      No, he's just your average procrastinator. He never even considered preparing until Santa brought it up.

    • @CodyFairlessLee
      @CodyFairlessLee Před rokem

      Dude. I never even noticed that until you pointed it out. That’s amazing.

  • @Nillaman
    @Nillaman Před 3 lety +7

    My favorite thing about these is that I feel like I watched the entire movie in less then 10 minutes!!

  • @zachhicks8020
    @zachhicks8020 Před 4 lety +455

    Feel like there should be a Everything Wrong With A Christmas Story.

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 Před 4 lety +10

      Zach Hicks favorite Christmas movie. Would love one of those

    • @RockyRatZZ
      @RockyRatZZ Před 4 lety +6

      Zach Hicks that movie alone (talking about “a Christmas story “ ) is a sin in itself

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 Před 4 lety +11

      Jingle All the Way, The Polar Express, Happy Feet 2, and Arthur Christmas need to be sinned next this month or next month.

    • @mikaylastewart3183
      @mikaylastewart3183 Před 4 lety +16

      Nothing. Nothing is wrong with that movie

    • @brandonhicks9926
      @brandonhicks9926 Před 4 lety +1

      I love the movie, but there are definitely a few sins

  • @happyellf
    @happyellf Před 4 lety +42

    I will never forgive you for NOT removing a sin for "You sit on a throne of lies"

  • @playr4
    @playr4 Před 4 lety +2

    I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that Buddy being 5 times bigger than the rest of his classmates was also sat in the front of the class.

    • @kmaggie924
      @kmaggie924 Před 4 lety +1

      And 30 years older than the rest of the class..

  • @bretthosmer6770
    @bretthosmer6770 Před rokem +2

    I just see "EWW ELF" on the thumbnail. Gave me a chuckle...

  • @atlastheta
    @atlastheta Před 4 lety +40

    The fact that Jeremy said "Chonky" unironically makes me unbelievably happy and I can now die happy

  • @RudeGrouch
    @RudeGrouch Před 4 lety +447

    So who do the parents thinks gives their kids presents if they don’t believe in santa but santa still does it
    It’s the same problem with all Christmas movies including santa

    • @wormbaby8643
      @wormbaby8643 Před 4 lety +10

      EXACTLY

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather Před 4 lety +29

      There was another christmas movie that explains this. Santa only goes to the houses where everyone in the house believes in him. If he went to every house, the parents wouldn't know where the presents came from.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Spottedfeather Do you know the title of the film?

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather Před 4 lety +17

      @@sarah98917 The Christmas Secret. It shows how Santa used to be a viking and explains how he only goes to houses where everyone there believes in him so that he doesn't freak out the parents.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Spottedfeather Okay thank you. I was just curious.

  • @caritahearts2405
    @caritahearts2405 Před 3 lety +5

    When Jermey fucking looses it at an absolute unit of a racoon, just oh my god this guy is a human and even I can relate.

  • @sub2helpGokuchargetheG-Dama

    I can't be the only one that realized that kids were watching news on TV instead of watching cartoons or something.

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero Před 4 lety +205

    I watch this movie every year. Such a classic.

    • @teaisyummy.1854
      @teaisyummy.1854 Před 4 lety +1

      MegaSoulHero How did You hey here 23 hours ago

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero Před 4 lety +4

      Tea is yummy. - Patreon

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 Před 4 lety

      Are you a time traveler???

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Před 4 lety

      Same. Love both the film and Will Farrell's performance.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero Před 4 lety +1

      The Dark Knight - That’s not how time traveling works. Never in any kind of fiction has someone done something in the future that would cause it to appear in the present. Even a 5 year old would know this.

  • @androzani84productions85
    @androzani84productions85 Před 4 lety +163

    As Roger Ebert put it, “Mary Steenburghen proves she is the only woman in America who can take in her husband’s out of wedlock elf and mean it entirely.”

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 Před 4 lety +2

      I legit forgot Mary Steenburgen was in this film. I kept thinking, "Why does that woman look familiar?"

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor Před 4 lety +9

      Thats why she's a national treasure

  • @Will-gq6gn
    @Will-gq6gn Před 3 lety +2

    What's funny is that the guy buddy mistaked for santa was really just a random guy who wasn't acting that Will Ferrel went up to and Cinema Sins just gave it a sin like it was a bad call by the makeup department😂😂😂

  • @fullmetaldovahkiin
    @fullmetaldovahkiin Před rokem +2

    The studio completely missed out not getting Billy Bob Thorton to play the mall santa clause

  • @kaiseremotion854
    @kaiseremotion854 Před 4 lety +9

    objection. no one in their right mind would bully someone 5x BIGGER than them

  • @Megamean09
    @Megamean09 Před 4 lety +105

    When they said "it's time to start preparations for next Christmas!" The sin should've been "Retail."

  • @TheVanishing87
    @TheVanishing87 Před 4 lety +7

    Cinemasins: "Raccoons are vicious!"
    Me: /nods/ "Yeah, especially if their name is Rocket Raccoon."
    Also me: "I apologize for nothing!" /runs off/

  • @rogueatkinson1359
    @rogueatkinson1359 Před 3 lety +3

    Sin 27. When filming this that guy jogging wasn’t an actor. It actually was a guy dressed in all red to look like Santa 😂

  • @AfroCharlieable
    @AfroCharlieable Před 4 lety +128

    Asking why she agrees to date with Buddy like he’s never seen a 6’3 guy with blue eyes, good teeth and a low BMI

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 Před 4 lety +29

      How _are_ his teeth so good if his diet has been 90% sugar all his life?

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 Před 4 lety +15

      I don't care how attractive someone is if they are just a step away from being a sex offender I would not date them.

    • @davidtaylor142
      @davidtaylor142 Před 4 lety +11

      He’s not a bad looking guy, but I don’t think Will Ferrell is attractive enough to outweigh the creep factor.

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 Před 4 lety +3

      @@davidtaylor142 In my book not even someone I have been crushing on for years would outweigh the creep factor.

    • @pauldzim
      @pauldzim Před 4 lety

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 I thought women liked dangerous guys?

  • @human5485
    @human5485 Před 4 lety +231

    Do everything wrong with “Hansel and Gretel: witch hunters”

  • @hearthayleyy
    @hearthayleyy Před 4 lety +3

    i never thought i’d hear you say the word “chonky” and now its my favorite thing

  • @the.abhiram.r
    @the.abhiram.r Před 4 lety +8

    you should've given a sin for "he must have snuck in your bag at the orphanage"

  • @jack_of_alltrades7091
    @jack_of_alltrades7091 Před 4 lety +23

    Since an apple a day keeps the doctor away I've come to the conclusion that Jeremy is in fact a doctor and that's why he hates apples

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 Před 4 lety +114

    2:22 why would Buddy's classmates bully him when he could easily kick their ass because he's 3x bigger than them?!

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx Před 4 lety +9

      Children find a way.
      I believe the correct answer would simply be "Because they're elves"

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings Před 4 lety +2

      Well, you see it's because he was raised since he was barely old enough to say mama to do hard work at a toys factory...That shit is murder, and people kill themselves because of what, 8 hours? This boy had it 24/7 no sleep.
      So that being said, what was going through his mind was...Do one thing wrong and he's gonna get crucified and if they're merciful...They'll all laugh at his expense.
      His body doesn't mean much when his mind is beaten with a whip every second.

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 Před 4 lety +3

      I bet he wears size 13 Nikes

    • @JakeTSnake7
      @JakeTSnake7 Před 4 lety

      It is a collective, social bullying. Not a physical bullying.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 Před 2 lety +1

      Also is he forgetting they're elves? Elves that don't wanna be on the Naughty list?

  • @dr.a006
    @dr.a006 Před 4 lety +15

    “Smoke detectors are the ENTIRE reason the 9-volt battery industry exists at all.”
    Absolutely true and they cost way more than they need to!

  • @koalasandwich567
    @koalasandwich567 Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly, I think the whole shower scene shows how creepy Baby it's Cold Outside, *REALLY IS*

  • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
    @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 Před 4 lety +138

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    CinemaSins: *T H A T I S A F A T F - - - I N G R A C O O N !*
    3:44 😂😂😂

  • @devandeppisch7412
    @devandeppisch7412 Před 4 lety +108

    Elves get married
    Santa: im instituting Prima Nocta

    • @nathanrogers2898
      @nathanrogers2898 Před 4 lety +3

      Arsenal Hawk he’s into some kinky shit, why does he want to get down with elves

  • @KainceeYT
    @KainceeYT Před 2 lety +2

    “Why in the name of Rudolph’s ballsack” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @AgentShields
    @AgentShields Před 3 lety +3

    13:33 this sin killed me 😆

  • @sambroady1551
    @sambroady1551 Před 4 lety +109

    “This is like Lorraine assuming Marty was Calvin in Back to the Future”
    THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE!

  • @GhazMazMSM
    @GhazMazMSM Před 4 lety +20

    The old man buddy mistaken for Santa is not an actor,In fact he didn’t even know he was being filmed.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Před 4 lety +2

      LOL! So apparently someone would go out in that track suit? That's adorable.

  • @tsaebrm3226
    @tsaebrm3226 Před rokem +2

    How is not those people throwing snowballs at them being human miniguns a sin?

  • @generationlife4142
    @generationlife4142 Před 4 lety +21

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with this movie

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 Před 4 lety +221

    I'm giving CinemaSins a sin for not taking a sin off for the mere existence of Peter Dinklage in this movie.
    (Ding)

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 Před 4 lety +6

      Agreed!

    • @Smoothy4doctor26
      @Smoothy4doctor26 Před 4 lety +12

      And how do you go a whole review of Elf without one Game of Thrones reference? I was sure they'd at least throw a Tyrion line in the end

    • @halla1rw
      @halla1rw Před 4 lety +3

      I though he sounded familiar! THANK YOU!!!

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 Před 4 lety +1

      Smoothyesk- I thought that too!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 Před 4 lety

      That was Peter Dinklage!? Mind blown. Guess his hair wasn't as messy back then.

  • @bluebooth5448
    @bluebooth5448 Před 4 lety +57

    I’ve definitely called a real human person a ‘jackweed’ before this movie existed. It’s a real insult I swear.

    • @robertmiller7721
      @robertmiller7721 Před 4 lety +4

      Blue Booth I believe that R Lee Ermey used that very insult in his History Channel Show mail call.

    • @bluebooth5448
      @bluebooth5448 Před 4 lety

      Robert Miller Thanks for backing me up babe 😘

    • @robertmiller7721
      @robertmiller7721 Před 4 lety

      No problem. Ermey also used that insult in his Geico commercial as well.

  • @kathrynmoffett4512
    @kathrynmoffett4512 Před rokem +4

    Will Ferrell does a cute version of Buddy.😅
    He’s the best Buddy.

  • @tlh349
    @tlh349 Před 3 lety +2

    This movie was played in every single christmas lesson Every. Single. Year