I feel for you teachers. Frfr. Yall put up with so many kids and Still manage to make what u do look easy. I tried homeschooling 2 years ago...and OMG... Worst thing I have EVER done.🤦🤦🤦 The amount of focus I could get my kids to use? 0%. MAAAAYBE on really raaare occasions...2%.🤦🤦🤦 Props to all teachers out there.
How did you keep your composure? My parents would never tolerate the slightest behavior that wasn’t adult-like. I know this is a comedy show, but sometimes I wonder how people manage!
H Sunset same. I don't tolerate misbehaving either. Lol. Im a mom of 3 and I'm like...how?🤣😂 They get on my NERVES with the testing. Mostly cuz I KNOW they know the rules. I've asked them what they are before. They've told me word for word. I made sure they understand them and everything... Theyre just some testing sonsofguns!
My grandmother broke a wooden spoon over my backside. Ten years later, we were cooking something at her house and she pulls out this taped-up wooden spoon and says, "Remember this?" Big ole grin on her face. Yes, grandma, I remember.
My mom would only spank us in the bathroom so that when she went in public she could just say "do we need to go to the bathroom?" So there wouldn't be another parent accusing her of child abuse. I dont actually remember her spanking us cuz she only did it on rare occasions.
How funny. My trick is similiar. I spank my children in the room after we talk about the problematic behavior. So when we're out I say "we'll talk in the room or we'll talk when we get home" haha I very rarely have to actually spank them.
My Mom would slowly turn her head without turning her eyes like something out of a horror movie... It scared the sh*t out of me and my brother but it got the job done. We hardly ever misbehaved. My Mom never used violence. The look of fear on our faces let her know she did a good job 😂😂😂
Omg I do ALL of these in succession. Mostly because I have 3 kids...they like to *test compete* as I call it. "Who can make mom snap the most?" Or "how far does this rope she gave me(metaphorically)REEEEALLY stretch?"
Omg! How hilarious!! 😂 my mom would absolutely LOVE this! She raised 5 kids & taught elementary school for over 40 years, so i know she would be laughing so hard & nodding all the way thru if she were still with us. 😇 it made me happy to be able to recall my mom's beautiful face enjoying something truly funny! Thank you Eric for that memory as well!
For me it was a belt and it was my dad. Thankfully it was more of my older brothers than my sisters. My brothers would test my dad like there was no tomorrow. This comedian is awesome and brilliant!! Thanks for uploading. ❤️❤️
We got the belt or a switch. I learned about the wooden spoon when I became a mom and later got saved, then learned of the "wooden spoon" with the sad face on it! The toy surprise is "a piece of glass", oh my stars, hilarious!
5:01 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah I know a kid like that, he's my nephew...and I love him too much even though he's testing my patience 1000 times a day... 😂😂😂😂😂 So very relatable!
Hahaha...my mom had a wooden spoon....she was always threaten to hit me with it...but the last time I saw her hit my Sis....I Stole that spoon went out side in my dads car and Dropped it down in between the window in the car door...in my dads old capricious... And every time when my family and I would drive in the car it would Rattle around.....and both my mom and dad had no clue what the sound was...I prayed they wouldn't look or find it.....my mom never Got a new spoon ...lol
@@chamomiletea5424 thanks but this is how I felt about this comedian. You don't like him? FINE! I do. I think he is great and I frankly haven't heard another comic like him. I will say I don't troll comedy bars and nightclubs listening to every comic this side of the Mississippi, but from the many I've heard it's different to me. So gimme a break! Geez!
THIS is the MOST ACCURATE THING I have ever SEEN or HEARD in my life.🤦😥🤣😂☠️ As a parent... My kids test me. ...mostly daily. Until I've swatted their behinds. They don't like it when I go quiet either. They stop misbehaving then too. U know how some moms or whatever yell when their KIND of bothered,and then go deathly quiet voiced when the kids overstepping? Yaaa... Im one of those moms.😬🤣😂
ERIC HERE! Thank you everybody! Your words and support mean more than you know! I have a new book out on Amazon which is an inspiring memoir that will, without a doubt, change your life and help you see the “bigger picture!” It’s quite personal, vulnerable and written with the reader in mind! You won’t regret it! And it’s my of saying “thank you!” (The title is a play on words) Go just go to AMAZON BOOKS AND SEARCH ERIC O’SHEA! ❤️
There are levels, my mom is black and latina so the levels are quick. There is the look that states into you soul, the low whisper that could scare the devil, then there is the slipper that can be thrown with such accuracy she could hit a fly off the wall. Good thing I learn fast.😂 Love you Mom.
Omg yes! People love my kids because I take time to disipline them . I worked at a Dollar tree and these broke a** "queens" w/ like 4 kids a piece came in let their kids eat stuff in the store and you could hear them in the loudest voice possible on one end of the store while the kids were little hellians on the other. My boss on the intercom said please watch your kids or they could get kidnapped (true story it had happened in some stores.) It's like ops baby____got snatched.🤷 I'll just make another.
He reminds me of two of my other fave comedians...as if Sebastian Maniscalco and Adam Ferrara made a son...also, his little kid voice sounds like Stewart from Mad TV 😄
Why is he so accurate?!
Kyskie Bolton Sanders This was the way it was
YASSSSS!!!!
Incredible memory, or has kids.
Because he is very observant and a people person.
He's good at every type of impression.
I have been teaching young kids for 13 years and this is dead on. Love it.
Shannan Goff Welsh My preschool teacher slapped my wrist. Just hide it
Truth. Those little buggers test me on a daily basis.
I feel for you teachers. Frfr.
Yall put up with so many kids and Still manage to make what u do look easy.
I tried homeschooling 2 years ago...and OMG... Worst thing I have EVER done.🤦🤦🤦
The amount of focus I could get my kids to use? 0%. MAAAAYBE on really raaare occasions...2%.🤦🤦🤦
Props to all teachers out there.
This guy is all 4 of my kids at once... so hilarious 😂😂
How did you keep your composure? My parents would never tolerate the slightest behavior that wasn’t adult-like.
I know this is a comedy show, but sometimes I wonder how people manage!
H Sunset same. I don't tolerate misbehaving either. Lol. Im a mom of 3 and I'm like...how?🤣😂
They get on my NERVES with the testing. Mostly cuz I KNOW they know the rules. I've asked them what they are before. They've told me word for word. I made sure they understand them and everything... Theyre just some testing sonsofguns!
Bruhhhhh. Lemme buy you a drink.
My mom took me to the store so I could pick out my own wooden spoon. I even had to name it. 😂😂
“Goliath”
I don't know weather to laugh or feel bad for you!
@@MeOw-tw8ey You could laugh, i know I am.
that is legendary ahahahaha wasn't funny then but funny now, and thanks for sharing!! ahahaha (p.s. sorry buddy lol)
Parenting with humor. 👍🏼😂🤣😂🤣😂. LOVE IT!! I bet your mom and her girlfriends had a ball 🤣😂 sharing each others’ tips on discipline.
Amazing re-creation of childhood behaviour 💕
My grandmother broke a wooden spoon over my backside. Ten years later, we were cooking something at her house and she pulls out this taped-up wooden spoon and says, "Remember this?" Big ole grin on her face. Yes, grandma, I remember.
omg the stalling part had me in tears 😂😂😂
Same😂😂😭
Wooden spoon surviver
Kathleen zuzio hahah same! My mum broke a wooden spoon on my butt.
We should start a club. LOL WSS...
Me too
Same, with the flip flop too
Wooden spoon, belt, switch, random rock, whatever else my mom or dad could get a hold of surviver lol!
OMG, this is EXACTLY how little kids are. Captured perfectly.
Haven't laughed this hard in a while. So accurate
Flip flops are the weapon of choice for mums in my part of the world
Fear la chancla.
Bata ya red 🔥🔥🔥
the *bottom* of the flip-flops?? where by it touches the ground?? oh, no! 😱
@@roxanneworld11 yes
@@denisZsuave yikes!! ok, then...but i guess that's motivation for kids to behave...sometimes...maybe. 😯
My mom would only spank us in the bathroom so that when she went in public she could just say "do we need to go to the bathroom?" So there wouldn't be another parent accusing her of child abuse. I dont actually remember her spanking us cuz she only did it on rare occasions.
I did exactly the same thing. Only took one whoopass and they never acted up in public again. Learned from a mother of five.
Oml. That's smart af dude...but also problematic as kids may misinterpret it when she's legit asking if they need to go potty...
How funny. My trick is similiar. I spank my children in the room after we talk about the problematic behavior. So when we're out I say "we'll talk in the room or we'll talk when we get home" haha I very rarely have to actually spank them.
I love this guy. What he said made cry while laughing. Havnt laught this hard since the America's Got Talent Season ended.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My Mom would slowly turn her head without turning her eyes like something out of a horror movie... It scared the sh*t out of me and my brother but it got the job done. We hardly ever misbehaved. My Mom never used violence. The look of fear on our faces let her know she did a good job 😂😂😂
LoLoLoL I always do that to my nephew 😂 I call it the zombie anger, very effective!
I prefer the don't-turn-head-just-glare move...but I think I'll try _that_ one.
My daughter knows she’s in trouble when my eyes get all wide and bugged out after she does something.
Omg I do ALL of these in succession. Mostly because I have 3 kids...they like to *test compete* as I call it. "Who can make mom snap the most?" Or "how far does this rope she gave me(metaphorically)REEEEALLY stretch?"
Fear! Oh how cool!
Omg! How hilarious!! 😂 my mom would absolutely LOVE this! She raised 5 kids & taught elementary school for over 40 years, so i know she would be laughing so hard & nodding all the way thru if she were still with us. 😇 it made me happy to be able to recall my mom's beautiful face enjoying something truly funny! Thank you Eric for that memory as well!
"Mom, what is this?" mom: "CHEAPER, put it in the cart!"😂😂😂
Why is he so accurate with the how the kids act?! He is brilliant! The "O-Heck-nos" killed me.
I like it when people name their kids after vehicles it's like they named their kid after the dream they're giving up
I know a girl named Tahiti, after the island because her parents always wanted to go there
You sir are a mirror of my brother.
For me it was a belt and it was my dad. Thankfully it was more of my older brothers than my sisters. My brothers would test my dad like there was no tomorrow. This comedian is awesome and brilliant!! Thanks for uploading. ❤️❤️
He has kids down pat! 🤣😂
OMG that was one of the funniest Dry Bar clips yet! Sharing!
When he did the stalling bit my eye started Twitching lol too on point
We got the belt or a switch. I learned about the wooden spoon when I became a mom and later got saved, then learned of the "wooden spoon" with the sad face on it!
The toy surprise is "a piece of glass", oh my stars, hilarious!
I used to get that big eyed look from my mom when I was in school. It doesn't matter how old you are, that look will stay with you forever. 😆🤣🤣
"Can't the wind just blow some times?.. Can't it?..
Mom?.. Can't the wind just blow some times?"
Oh my god.. That is my next to youngest child to a T!
He is very very funny. Those are very creative and accurate behaviors of a lot of us children back in the day.
This guy has it down! Laughed so hard
This is hysterical! I am a middle school teacher, and the pouting and stalling are things I deal with almost every day. 😂
"That's my new walk!" 😂😂
His imitation of kids reminds me I’d Stuart from Mad TV. 😂
Lmao the accuracy of the handmovements the back chat and testing boundaries is way too real lol
He sounds like Stewart
Kinda a rip off tbh
YES I was thinking the same!!!
I can do iiiiiit
Same
I'm so glad I'm not the only who thought that lol
Lol yep "look what I can do" 🤣🤣
Where has this guy been! I was dying watching all his clips! So funny
I haven't laughed so much in weeks! Great imitation of children!
Showed this to my mom and she had to pause it, cause she was laughing so hard. XD this is a childhood I could realate too.
I thoroughly enjoyed that
My oldest son and I had almost verbatim the microphone conversation a week before I saw this! Hand jestures and all!! 😂😂😂
I can't breathe I was laughing so hard!
I watched the whole special on Dry Bar. He made me laugh out loud so many times!
His bratty kid act reminds me of Stuart from Mad TV.
I said HELLO!😁😄
Just saying hellooo hahaha
La chancla is my mother's weapon of choice
Captured kids completely!
My southern mom just had to give us that look in the store and we knew
Soooo real! I couldn't pick between laughing my head off or throwing something at him.
5:01 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah I know a kid like that, he's my nephew...and I love him too much even though he's testing my patience 1000 times a day... 😂😂😂😂😂 So very relatable!
Ridiculously underrated and over talented. He needs some specials on netflix, comedy central, hbo, and everywhere else
This guy is mad funny! 🤣
I'm pretty sure this guy is a kid himself because he caught ALL the intricacies of the dramatic stall tactic.
When he did the stalling bit, it reminded me of Michael McDonald when he played that kid on Mad TV
God this is so accurate!!! 😂
Jordan Peterson already doing comedy?
*I'm in.*
That's so my teenage daughter 😂🤣😂🤣 Hilarious cheap brands. I do the same thing. Great impersonations of moms and kids
This was excellent!
I know! There's Ps'ghetti on my Head!!!
Bwah ha hah HaH!!!
Hahaha...my mom had a wooden spoon....she was always threaten to hit me with it...but the last time I saw her hit my Sis....I Stole that spoon went out side in my dads car and Dropped it down in between the window in the car door...in my dads old capricious... And every time when my family and I would drive in the car it would Rattle around.....and both my mom and dad had no clue what the sound was...I prayed they wouldn't look or find it.....my mom never Got a new spoon ...lol
Very funny one of the best comics on here
This guy is FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! OMG!! He just KILLS me!! :D He HAS to be FAMOUS!! :D
@@chamomiletea5424 thanks but this is how I felt about this comedian. You don't like him? FINE! I do. I think he is great and I frankly haven't heard another comic like him. I will say I don't troll comedy bars and nightclubs listening to every comic this side of the Mississippi, but from the many I've heard it's different to me. So gimme a break! Geez!
Ooooo, I was mentally grabbing my wooden spoon, lol.
This guy would do an excellent Stewart impression
He nailed it!! Love this guy!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Didn’t happen often but my parents weapon of choice was a yardstick.
right on time. 👍👍
so funny! and true!..thanks for making me laugh, it was very much needed. 🤣😃😄😊
My grandma has her "spoon" on a wall as decoration. When people ask why she says "oh it's just a vintage spoon that I like". Where I know the truth.
Best comedian on Dry Bar by far. Love his expressions.
OMG!! I absolutely LOVE THIS !!!
Lol my mother was the wooden spoon queen. She broke many on my back side.
Denischa Briddell Grew up with this wisdom
Tupperware orange salad spoon...my grown kids found it and hysterically reminisced.
and that's okay in your opinion?
You nailed it!
I LOVE HIM!!😂😂😂😂😂
That was sooooo bloody good! Dude's spot on!
You forgot when they get sooo mad that they talk without moving their teeth.
😂😂😂😂
💀
Omgosh...laughed so hard at what you wrote...
Love u. U r hysterical - awesome depiction of a child I could totally see you as a five-year-old. Rock on
THIS is the MOST ACCURATE THING I have ever SEEN or HEARD in my life.🤦😥🤣😂☠️
As a parent... My kids test me. ...mostly daily. Until I've swatted their behinds.
They don't like it when I go quiet either. They stop misbehaving then too.
U know how some moms or whatever yell when their KIND of bothered,and then go deathly quiet voiced when the kids overstepping?
Yaaa... Im one of those moms.😬🤣😂
Italian joke:
What's an Italian with a speech impediment?
Sara Bunting A broken hand.
lol this is so true. My mom used to make me go out and cut my own switch. Great comedy and keeps it clean.
On point.
Mom and Granny's choice was the switch. Lol.
Boy, it stung!
The shirt lift...real life...oh my gosh
That mom face tho :P
Push the cart, please......that image of him as a tiny tot pushing the shopping cart floored me.
this. was. brilliant.
Honey Nut Toastios are better than Honey Nut Cheerios
ERIC HERE! Thank you everybody! Your words and support mean more than you know! I have a new book out on Amazon which is an inspiring memoir that will, without a doubt, change your life and help you see the “bigger picture!” It’s quite personal, vulnerable and written with the reader in mind! You won’t regret it! And it’s my of saying “thank you!” (The title is a play on words)
Go just go to AMAZON BOOKS AND SEARCH ERIC O’SHEA! ❤️
You sir are hilarious. Thank you
When I see kids acting up in the mal, I tell them:.."Don't make your mom crazy when you go out."
"Hey" haha 😂
There are levels, my mom is black and latina so the levels are quick. There is the look that states into you soul, the low whisper that could scare the devil, then there is the slipper that can be thrown with such accuracy she could hit a fly off the wall. Good thing I learn fast.😂 Love you Mom.
Yep all this sounds so familiar
Get up the stairs!! I broke my leg!! Bahahaha
*Finger ring around pole*
“I’M JUST PRETENDING MOM”
Half his act was “stewart” from mad tv
Omg yes! People love my kids because I take time to disipline them . I worked at a Dollar tree and these broke a** "queens" w/ like 4 kids a piece came in let their kids eat stuff in the store and you could hear them in the loudest voice possible on one end of the store while the kids were little hellians on the other. My boss on the intercom said please watch your kids or they could get kidnapped (true story it had happened in some stores.) It's like ops baby____got snatched.🤷 I'll just make another.
Amanda H lol
Started off like eh, ended like 😂
Hilarious and sooo true!
he had the best time on that stage.
You are so flippin funny!!!!
This guy is really funny! !
He reminds me of two of my other fave comedians...as if Sebastian Maniscalco and Adam Ferrara made a son...also, his little kid voice sounds like Stewart from Mad TV 😄
He is hilarious 😂
Pretty sure he was a pretty cute kid, LoLoLoL 😂😂😂