Make Sure You Don't Drown During Your Baptism. Mutzie

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • Make sure you don't drown during your baptism, or at least thats the advice that Mutzie would give in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Mutzie starts off by doing some crowd work which ultimately leads to him telling the story of when he got baptized. Whether you're someone looking to be saved, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mutzie is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 138

  • @prodigalsun1069
    @prodigalsun1069 Před rokem +36

    I never heard of him, but definitely looking for more.. his mind is quick with his crowd work.. glad I ran into this.. thanks for posting..

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem +1

      Thanks my friend I appreciate it.

  • @nedley25
    @nedley25 Před rokem +10

    "My Lord and Savior does not need corrective lenses." 😂😂

  • @sterlingroses
    @sterlingroses Před 17 dny +2

    Rest in Peace, Mutzie
    You're journey to you Mom is now complete💜🌹💜🌹💜🌹

    • @ap.3679
      @ap.3679 Před 14 dny

      He was a perfect rep for NOLA.

  • @KathyBGood
    @KathyBGood Před rokem +14

    for real, right before my pastor baptized me, I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "Don't you drown me!" He was my pastor, but I knew him in his sinful flesh didn't like me! This Mutzie is VERY funny man!

  • @saltygenes
    @saltygenes Před rokem +11

    Crowd work is great 😂

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem +1

      Thanks buddy I appreciate it.

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 Před rokem +25

    He is hilarious! I was listening only with my phone turned down, and I swore he was black before he said something bahahah! That New Orleans accent gets me every single time!

    • @mbyrd6713
      @mbyrd6713 Před rokem +3

      I thought he was black too 😂

    • @Piquarius
      @Piquarius Před rokem +2

      ​@@mbyrd6713 He might want to check his ancestry 😂

    • @whitneysimon6828
      @whitneysimon6828 Před rokem +2

      I was watching him but swore he was just a pasty black. Lol he's hilarious... he deff got some black in him that soul don't lie

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem +5

      Hahaha I’m from New Orleans so I’m sure there’s some black in my family history. Thanks for your kind words.

    • @mbyrd6713
      @mbyrd6713 Před rokem +1

      @@Mutzie Hey there, thanks for such a great show. Praying for much success in your future ❤️

  • @simonnixon2483
    @simonnixon2483 Před rokem +2

    That boy so southern he has me reaching for a bowl of collied greens and some sweet potato pie
    Damm I wish we had those thing in the uk

  • @Vinaluv
    @Vinaluv Před rokem +46

    I thought he was black, but he's from New Orleans. That explains a lot.

  • @Seancar4
    @Seancar4 Před rokem +5

    He funny asf.

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem +1

      Thanks my friend.

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy Před rokem +8

    Omg what a burn lol, we're in Utah😂

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 Před rokem +8

    He is funny. 😂

  • @allthingsnu4673
    @allthingsnu4673 Před rokem +8

    My parents are both from Louisiana and I love hearing the accent. Mutzie is very funny!

  • @cynthiarl7000
    @cynthiarl7000 Před rokem +9

    This is my first time hearing this man and I LOVE his jokes. Coming to New Jersey anytime soon?

  • @theartistjodievans
    @theartistjodievans Před rokem +5

    🤣🤣🤣 I did not expect this to be so funny

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem

      Haha thanks my friend.

  • @ozrob8726
    @ozrob8726 Před 5 dny

    "This is my real head"
    The title of his show cracked me up before he even started.

  • @sajitorio5731
    @sajitorio5731 Před 11 měsíci

    I was with several clubs on a weekend retreat and the organizers brought this guy in for a night. Never heard of him before but he is crazy funny.

  • @renstal7638
    @renstal7638 Před rokem +1

    This guy has me in tears!

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Před rokem +1

    Before I was baptized, my pastor joked “don’t worry, nobody slipped me a $20 to hold you under or anything” lmao

  • @blegendary2322
    @blegendary2322 Před 8 měsíci

    He just became my new fav comedian

  • @h.v.davidson4507
    @h.v.davidson4507 Před rokem +1

    I love this guy .................

  • @Girlitsdaveo
    @Girlitsdaveo Před 10 měsíci

    This my first time watching him I like him already laughing hard 😂😂

  • @217deadinsidesquad7
    @217deadinsidesquad7 Před rokem +2

    We need more stand up of him

  • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
    @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před rokem +5

    Good to see a woman pastor!
    Greetings from a Christian from Sweden!
    I've always wondered, why do we always go to foreign contries to help instead of starting in out own country, it's the same here in Sweden too!.
    I don't mind helping foreign countries, it's just that instead of doing both we tend to help abroad instead of at home!

    • @peacefulwife5199
      @peacefulwife5199 Před rokem +2

      The GREAT COMMISSION is to take the Gospel to the ends of the Earth. There should be a balance in both. Here and everywhere else. 😊

    • @jackyack7850
      @jackyack7850 Před rokem

      No, it’s really not. Electing a female pastor is the first step to destruction of most churches. Women always want to reinterpret God’s law so they don’t hurt any feelings.. Also, when is the last time you heard a woman freely apologize and admit a mistake?

    • @gottmituns6628
      @gottmituns6628 Před rokem

      God bless you! You are so right!

    • @KeepTheKitLow
      @KeepTheKitLow Před rokem +1

      1 Timothy 2:12-14
      “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.”
      While it might sound a little harsh, it is explicitly clear. Women are not to be pastors.
      If you throw some of the Bible out selectively, might as well ignore the whole thing.
      Edit: wrong word lol

    • @gottmituns6628
      @gottmituns6628 Před rokem

      @@KeepTheKitLow there’s differences in testaments but honestly, I don’t care about being a hypocrite.

  • @wantsanewvehicle
    @wantsanewvehicle Před rokem +3

    hahaha!

  • @daylenagel9952
    @daylenagel9952 Před rokem +6

    Love the accent and his comedy!

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem

      Thanks my friend I appreciate it.

    • @shanazblacksun7201
      @shanazblacksun7201 Před 11 měsíci

      U know he from neworleans, because that's the way we talk.

  • @terrysanders5109
    @terrysanders5109 Před rokem +1

    This guy is funny af

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy Před rokem +4

    I didnt get the last joke but the beginning was funny.

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem +1

      Thanks my friend.

  • @kleindavis550
    @kleindavis550 Před rokem +1

    he dope!!!

  • @Assyrianmikey
    @Assyrianmikey Před rokem +3

    Hes probably creole, lots of creole people in New Orleans and they are africsn descent with light skin.

    • @Mutzie
      @Mutzie Před rokem

      We are all mixed my friend.

  • @seedsoflove7684
    @seedsoflove7684 Před rokem +5

    Only in Utah😮

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer Před rokem +1

    Hahahaha

  • @keithwillis8595
    @keithwillis8595 Před 14 dny

    R I p mutzie

  • @KC-ql6dd
    @KC-ql6dd Před rokem +1

    Best comic out of dry bar in a very long time. I really enjoy your quick witted flavor brother. God bless you.

  • @ablestationfoxtrot8037
    @ablestationfoxtrot8037 Před rokem +4

    Lololol

  • @carolfraz588
    @carolfraz588 Před 13 dny

    RIP 😞

  • @jhop1655
    @jhop1655 Před rokem +3

    😂😂😂

  • @tiffanyanne7342
    @tiffanyanne7342 Před rokem +1

    Happy burfday to yeww

  • @kleindavis550
    @kleindavis550 Před rokem +1

    thats true about catholic churches

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Před rokem +3

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar Před rokem

    Getting baptized in either, a Baptist church or a Pentecostal curch, you'd best be believing in speaking in tongues.
    Now, don't get me wrong. I do believe things could happen. But,.. yeai.. I am still incredulous. I feel very emotional when I attend a service my tears want to pop outta nowhere. It makes me feel very awkward. I love the feeling but I can't let them emotions get the best of me. But, it does help to cry ones in a while
    Let's just put it this way, I do not like crying infront of people who later that day I will have to talk to.

  • @alex16cole
    @alex16cole Před rokem

    Gebius

  • @robmc120
    @robmc120 Před rokem +4

    That woman is NOT a pastor, she is deceived & not reading God's word in spirit & truth.

    • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
      @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt Před rokem +4

      Like you would know anything about spirit and Truth.

    • @billstetler6769
      @billstetler6769 Před rokem +2

      You are correct. Those who say you are wrong do not know Gods word

    • @peacefulwife5199
      @peacefulwife5199 Před rokem +2

      ​@@billstetler6769 You forget she could be a Children's Pastor or a Women's Pastor. She didn't say which kind. You judged based on one word. Pastor means Shepherd. So yes, biblically she can Shepherd (watch over and teach women and children).
      Y'all are so quick to judge and point fingers. Remember when you point 👉 at someone..three fingers re pointing back at yourself. 😊

    • @peacefulwife5199
      @peacefulwife5199 Před rokem +1

      @Rob Mc How do you know.?
      She could be a Children's Pastor a Pastor for a Women's group. Ohh my do you have your judgement gown on. Tsk Tsk.

    • @robmc120
      @robmc120 Před rokem

      @@peacefulwife5199 There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english dictionary, ~40k of them in a avg persons vocabulary, she couldve clarified by using a more accurate word(s), your assumption is not likely.

  • @mattdonalds9996
    @mattdonalds9996 Před rokem +9

    How is there such a thing as a woman pastor when the Bible clearly states in multiple places that women are not permitted to speak in church?

    • @peacefulwife5199
      @peacefulwife5199 Před rokem +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mattdonalds9996
      @mattdonalds9996 Před rokem +1

      @@peacefulwife5199 1st Timothy 2: 11-14. As well as 1st Corinthians 11: 8-9 and 14: 34-35, Proverbs 21:9 and Ephesians 5: 22-24, and several other places. Get your husband to read it to you. It was understood as the norm for thousands of years and the reason why you women didn't have any rights until the 1960's. So keep laughing illiterate, because all you're doing is making a fool of yourself. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattdonalds9996
      @mattdonalds9996 Před rokem +3

      @@peacefulwife5199 what do you have to say to that? 😂😂😂
      Don't worry, I, a man, grant you permission to speak this once to reply to me, as long as you thank me for it. 🙏

    • @KathyBGood
      @KathyBGood Před rokem +3

      She just "identifies" as a pastor. Seems to work well these days 🙃

    • @peacefulwife5199
      @peacefulwife5199 Před rokem +1

      @@mattdonalds9996 Medically speaking of course I suggest you take a nice strong laxative.....you're full of it. Constipation of the brain.
      I'm sure you can find a excellent counselor/psychologist and some medication for your narcissistic, misogynistic tendencies. Have a nice day. 👍

  • @kevinr3533
    @kevinr3533 Před rokem

    OK I need to know what kind of pastor that lady is because if she’s following Jesus Christ, she shouldn’t be wearing a mask because people who follow Jesus Christ they’re not living in fear your timelines already written

    • @ellemueller
      @ellemueller Před 11 měsíci

      Let me guess: you don't wash your hands after going №2 because you don't live in fear but the spirit.
      Don't be a fool: there's no fear. She could be sick and not infecting others, or she could have a compromised immune system and need to wear one to not become ill.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před rokem

    Too much religion…I’m bailing

  • @sajitorio5731
    @sajitorio5731 Před 11 měsíci

    I was with several clubs on a weekend retreat and the organizers brought this guy in for a night. Never heard of him before but he is crazy funny.