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  • čas přidán 19. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 873

  • @Mr.PepeSilvia
    @Mr.PepeSilvia Před 4 měsíci +514

    American Riveira Orchard is the most pretentious nonsensical name possible. You know a whole team of overpaid fake job conartists had multiple meetings and fake charts just for this. Probably took months😂

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Před 4 měsíci +19

      Or it's AI generated.

    • @janetshemaryahu5529
      @janetshemaryahu5529 Před 4 měsíci +30

      Or more Meghan Markle word salad.

    • @MrBrachiatingApe
      @MrBrachiatingApe Před 4 měsíci +31

      American Riviera might make sense as an ironic title for, I dunno, the Jersey Shore. But adding Orchard is like White Man Can't Jump "Vista View Apartments"
      What a crock of shite.

    • @atagora3304
      @atagora3304 Před 4 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lordlemond1350
      @lordlemond1350 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Focus group of 12 white women 😂😂😂😂

  • @StretchLikeACat
    @StretchLikeACat Před 4 měsíci +141

    She left the Royal family because she realised she’d always remain an ensemble player and never be the lead - the Queen. She’d spend her days trailing behind Catherine and looking at the back of her head. She left because the family wouldn’t capitulate to her demands. She doesn’t really want to improve the world. She just wants money and status. She also doesn’t understand what it is to be high-end and her confused brand reflects that - from the name to the wide range of bland products. They carry a big price tag that suggests high end but without a trustworthy, honest, clean profile. She’ll buy cheap toxic stuff at wholesale prices and sell to people who want to be high-end.

  • @PolitiCatPodcast
    @PolitiCatPodcast Před 4 měsíci +330

    No one is going to buy her crap. lol.

    • @sarasays...850
      @sarasays...850 Před 4 měsíci +26

      Her company doesn’t even have a CEO. Which shows how long they expect the business to last lol

    • @Sandi-zh2wx
      @Sandi-zh2wx Před 4 měsíci +3

      We haven't so far 😂

    • @Sandi-zh2wx
      @Sandi-zh2wx Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@sarasays...850do they even have products 😂

    • @user-fl1pl4qw1t
      @user-fl1pl4qw1t Před 4 měsíci +5

      Yep. I don't suppose there's much demand for ramekins in the spambot community.

    • @Mikha_el
      @Mikha_el Před 4 měsíci +1

      Apart from Sussex Squad

  • @withazcooper1464
    @withazcooper1464 Před 4 měsíci +240

    Markle was white until it was convenient not to be.

    • @jadesingleton4110
      @jadesingleton4110 Před 4 měsíci +2

      No she wasn’t. Disproven over and over and over again. She has Always shared her mother and showed her mother and addressed the black women in her life. All. Her. Damn. Life.

    • @the7A7dude
      @the7A7dude Před 4 měsíci

      Cap ​@@jadesingleton4110

    • @jackyleblanc6460
      @jackyleblanc6460 Před 4 měsíci +2

      yup

    • @maryhanks8391
      @maryhanks8391 Před 4 měsíci +13

      ⁠@@jadesingleton4110Her statement is satire and humor, clearly it went flying over your head…or maybe we’ve got Meagan checking in 😂😂😂
      If so … Go roast a chicken

    • @Georgie14
      @Georgie14 Před 4 měsíci +10

      She was very white at her wedding and she put “ white” on her resume for acting.

  • @symon3304
    @symon3304 Před 4 měsíci +232

    She just doesn't have any talent or original ideas.

  • @jamikatechaos9972
    @jamikatechaos9972 Před 4 měsíci +109

    Markle didn't turn her back on acting. She had Deal or No Deal, a minor role on a Canadian cable show, and....am I forgetting something? Hollywood never wanted her.

    • @333pinkitty
      @333pinkitty Před 4 měsíci +7

      You forgot the act she performed on a guy in an episode of 90210 I think it was 😅

    • @jamikatechaos9972
      @jamikatechaos9972 Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@333pinkitty How could I forget? Lol All of 3 roles, and that was with her father's connections.

  • @user-ox8ze4qu6c
    @user-ox8ze4qu6c Před 4 měsíci +193

    No one wants to buy her crap. She should try to sell it in dollar tree

  • @falconeddie4109
    @falconeddie4109 Před 4 měsíci +384

    Since most women despise Markle, the only people who do believe her BS are those ‘Sugars’, and the Sugars aren’t going to spend their hard earned cash on crappy Meghan jams and olive oil.
    When Meghan left the UK & Royal Family, she left her big meal ticket behind permanently. She mistakenly thought all she had to do in the US was just ‘exist’ to make millions year after year. She never realized that in America, being infamous doesn’t pay the bills, she will need either talent or a lot of luck -but she has neither of those things.

    • @nancyamaral5620
      @nancyamaral5620 Před 4 měsíci +49

      The Sugars are teenagers living in Nigeria without the capital to buy what she is hustling except she is 43 percent Nigeria She will end up as a Amazon Warehouse

    • @DragonToothless2517
      @DragonToothless2517 Před 4 měsíci +24

      Mattress had luck to marry Hairless. He’s unlucky tho🤣

    • @helleosborne7168
      @helleosborne7168 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Well said! 💯

    • @Kareena1988
      @Kareena1988 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Kardashian live in the US

    • @detrafranks9325
      @detrafranks9325 Před 4 měsíci

      Mmm I’d say she does have SOME luck at least bc she has done A LOT of f*cked up sh*t and said even MORE f*cked up sh*t and has never paid a single consequence for any of it. She lied in court more than once and got caught and bc of who she’s married to all she had to do was say oops I forgot I did that oh yeah oops 😬 yea she definitely has had some luck along the way. Especially for a no talent no class no dignity D list actress.

  • @oliver0656
    @oliver0656 Před 4 měsíci +287

    MM is the Kmart knockoff of Martha Stewart.

    • @stellaallbright4750
      @stellaallbright4750 Před 4 měsíci +24

      Don't insult Kmart like that.

    • @thingsnexttome
      @thingsnexttome Před 4 měsíci

      That’s great. She’s such a cyunt

    • @izzy4575
      @izzy4575 Před 4 měsíci +17

      Walmart Wallis

    • @bellavida8846
      @bellavida8846 Před 4 měsíci +13

      She’s Dollar Store Quality

    • @jimbo6059
      @jimbo6059 Před 4 měsíci +13

      We call her Wal-Mart Wallis, and him the Poundland prince, get my drift.

  • @copyrightcharacter1166
    @copyrightcharacter1166 Před 4 měsíci +562

    She left the royal family because she realised how mundane their job is. Travelling up and down Rainy Britain numerous times a week to visit old people in hospital, old people in homes, the sick, the poor, the children. She'd rather have the title and be on Oprah.

    • @lollipopsfordays3610
      @lollipopsfordays3610 Před 4 měsíci

      Exactly. But mostly she wanted to be on stage and on camera running her mouth because she thinks she dazzles everyone with her ‘true authentic voice’ and ‘wants real conversation’ and to use her ‘seat at the table’. Then she learned the royals are seen and not heard and never complain never explain and don’t express social political opinions and stay neutral. She had to blather her woke beliefs.

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 Před 4 měsíci +88

      But castles, motorcades, state dinners, fancy cars, jewelry, travel, staff, money, world attention….everything she wanted but didn’t have what it takes to stay the course.

    • @copyrightcharacter1166
      @copyrightcharacter1166 Před 4 měsíci +44

      @@arribaficationwineho32Yeah but that's great when it's Hollywood hills and beaches, and red carpets. Not so fancy when you're in a nice car driving up the British grey motorways daily. You get lots of attention and events and riches but she realised they are only moments that come a few times a year. The Royals go to the James Bond premieres, and Church events...not the Oscars, not Beyonce's Grammy party etc

    • @CarolOwen-cj4sq
      @CarolOwen-cj4sq Před 4 měsíci +21

      You are absolutely correct. I am so glad someone said what I knew but no one figured that out!!!!!

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 Před 4 měsíci +53

      @@copyrightcharacter1166 but the Harkles are not included in the Hollywood glamor scene. She gave up a seat at the most glamorous table in the world. She said abt her hopes for success in Hollywood that she “wanted a seat at the table”. She HAD that but was too naive and unsophisticated to value where she was.

  • @KaraMcnulty-nh6lx
    @KaraMcnulty-nh6lx Před 4 měsíci +222

    Dollar Store Duchess

  • @_deadeye
    @_deadeye Před 5 měsíci +190

    She's not shrewd enough to be a "girl boss". She needs someone smarter than both her and Harry in order to make them money.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck Před 4 měsíci +466

    You can’t convince me that Megan Markle and Dylan Mulvaney aren’t the same person.

  • @MyNameIsRed111
    @MyNameIsRed111 Před 4 měsíci +80

    Best takedown of MM and the state of our country. Bravo!

  • @ivandragomiloff2356
    @ivandragomiloff2356 Před 4 měsíci +94

    Her sister in law disappears, her father in law is ill…I blame Meghan as a bad omen.

    • @QTpatootie95
      @QTpatootie95 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Bro 😭 that family has blood on its hands, can't blame it all on Megan

    • @ivandragomiloff2356
      @ivandragomiloff2356 Před 4 měsíci

      @@QTpatootie95 She is the evil one. She is Lady Macbeth incarnate

    • @ivandragomiloff2356
      @ivandragomiloff2356 Před 4 měsíci +12

      @@QTpatootie95 Meghan is like Lady Macbeth

    • @janetshemaryahu5529
      @janetshemaryahu5529 Před 4 měsíci

      People living with narcs and their effects really do suffer more physical illness, and serious illness. Not a laughing matter.

    • @ashleighhogan941
      @ashleighhogan941 Před 4 měsíci +8

      ​@@QTpatootie95What blood?

  • @bencooke7960
    @bencooke7960 Před 4 měsíci +92

    Meghan's integrity is going down like the Hindenburg

  • @CarolOwen-cj4sq
    @CarolOwen-cj4sq Před 4 měsíci +69

    She only can copy. Lately I heard that even the TIG was a copy of a guy two years prior to her opening it.

    • @billchristie2120
      @billchristie2120 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Tiggy was the name of William and Harry's nanny. Coincidence?

  • @lordlemond1350
    @lordlemond1350 Před 4 měsíci +95

    I guess the alternative is selling bbq sauce to black people. 😂😂

    • @buyimncube2588
      @buyimncube2588 Před 4 měsíci +11

      Will pass 😂

    • @Mikha_el
      @Mikha_el Před 4 měsíci +6

      And Vegan chicken batter!

    • @jadesingleton4110
      @jadesingleton4110 Před 4 měsíci

      Hahahaah maybe look at what we actually buy you fool

    • @32446
      @32446 Před 4 měsíci

      She hates people of colour. Look how she treats them.

  • @carolinaxavier-walsh2330
    @carolinaxavier-walsh2330 Před 4 měsíci +188

    I love his rants about Meghan Markle 😂

  • @Tomtaylor7337
    @Tomtaylor7337 Před 4 měsíci +48

    Meghan went from Royalty to selling pots and pans, and Dog treats 😂 how the girl failed 😂

  • @brighidbrennan3168
    @brighidbrennan3168 Před 5 měsíci +100

    ...and pot & pans , jims & jams...all drop shipped from China

  • @drummerlovesbookworm9738
    @drummerlovesbookworm9738 Před 4 měsíci +131

    A Montecito Temu

    • @HPB1776
      @HPB1776 Před 4 měsíci +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HPB1776
      @HPB1776 Před 4 měsíci

      Manufactured in the same sweatshops by child slaves!

    • @june1420
      @june1420 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Ha ha very true.

    • @ositoguy
      @ositoguy Před 4 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chailavender7997
      @chailavender7997 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Good stuff!👌🤣

  • @mycatsnameiskaren8253
    @mycatsnameiskaren8253 Před 4 měsíci +58

    She met with The Flaming Estate and stole their product ideas. She has no creativity and she steals everything.

  • @benjamindover4337
    @benjamindover4337 Před 5 měsíci +334

    She should go all-in and call the company "Let them eat cake Incorporated"

    • @MartinaMcDonagh
      @MartinaMcDonagh Před 5 měsíci +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tiredgeek
      @Tiredgeek Před 4 měsíci +5

      Nice callback

    • @amandacollyer645
      @amandacollyer645 Před 4 měsíci +5

      You win, sir.

    • @eskay2012
      @eskay2012 Před 4 měsíci

      Meghan’s video clip remind me of a witch roaming at a mansion on a woods waiting for Gretel & Hansel. Then the next scene was she she is boiling something in her kitchen. Play the video clip to a suitable misic background, you will get it.

    • @etch-a-sketch
      @etch-a-sketch Před 4 měsíci +2

      Perfect

  • @_example
    @_example Před 4 měsíci +124

    💯 sociopath

    • @FP65
      @FP65 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Definitely!

    • @thomasinavolkman4456
      @thomasinavolkman4456 Před 4 měsíci

      Harry too, but he has an excuse he is Dumb.

    • @N0N4M30
      @N0N4M30 Před 4 měsíci +1

      She’s not a sociopath but a narcissist lol

    • @JoyJoy-sc1ov
      @JoyJoy-sc1ov Před 4 měsíci +3

      Agree. She has no conscience. She uses other people’s pain to promote herself

  • @Donut_Sprinkle
    @Donut_Sprinkle Před 4 měsíci +48

    “Three words that don’t even make sense together”😂😂😂

  • @BrigCommander
    @BrigCommander Před 5 měsíci +152

    hahaha "three words that don't even make sense together"

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Před 4 měsíci +1

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

    • @ericaouimette162
      @ericaouimette162 Před 4 měsíci +4

      My thoughts exactly 😂

    • @sonamagrawal12
      @sonamagrawal12 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Truest words ever spoken

    • @Mrs.Highland
      @Mrs.Highland Před 4 měsíci +6

      She’s plagiarised the name of one of King Charles charities “Community Orchard Project” and used it for her own nefarious means.

    • @KarklinPumpkin
      @KarklinPumpkin Před 4 měsíci

      ​@Mrs.Highland you probably need to look up what plagiarism means

  • @AnissaMaries_CupofTea
    @AnissaMaries_CupofTea Před 4 měsíci +156

    American riveria orchard….wtf does that mean hahahaha

    • @FP65
      @FP65 Před 4 měsíci +34

      Sounds like an old folks home. Or an asylum. She can check into the asylum.

    • @thomasinavolkman4456
      @thomasinavolkman4456 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Another Rip Off by the Duchess of Suck ARO

    • @MeanLaQueefa
      @MeanLaQueefa Před 4 měsíci +7

      I believe the French Riviera is similar to Southern California, climate wise. Then add an orchard on the end, and bang. You got a horrible name for a brand. Drop the Orchard and its not too bad.

    • @fatzmybug
      @fatzmybug Před 4 měsíci +15

      A Royal Outcast

    • @SydMountaineer
      @SydMountaineer Před 4 měsíci +14

      It’s her copy of Flamingo Estate, another ‘lifestyle company’ that Meghan pretended to be interested in as a partner, then stole their ideas after they’d given her an inside look at the company, then declined her as a partner.

  • @RossBetsy
    @RossBetsy Před 4 měsíci +55

    Yep lol the name says it all. She’s such a damn fake. I feel bad for those kids being around her. Because you know she’s gonna put herself before them any day.

    • @stellaallbright4750
      @stellaallbright4750 Před 4 měsíci +12

      What kids?

    • @janetshemaryahu5529
      @janetshemaryahu5529 Před 4 měsíci +11

      Meghan was one of the first to understand that virtual reality is, er, virtual. So I can say I have kids. I can even get Royal titles for ‘kids’. I can put out a ‘photo’ once in a while. Ultimate optical illusion.

    • @Sandi-zh2wx
      @Sandi-zh2wx Před 4 měsíci +2

      No worries, no kids

  • @Lol-ao1979
    @Lol-ao1979 Před 4 měsíci +55

    Just a simple gal barefoot and in ripped jeans.😂

    • @lisakatz7887
      @lisakatz7887 Před 4 měsíci +20

      She's a hugger, you know. 👍😙

    • @casey044
      @casey044 Před 4 měsíci +5

      🤮

    • @detrafranks9325
      @detrafranks9325 Před 4 měsíci

      Just wanting to hug hug hug her new in laws and getting slapped away by that mean ol b*tch “Kate” 😂😂😂

    • @CatsMeow2.0-gr8gr
      @CatsMeow2.0-gr8gr Před 4 měsíci +4

      Hardly a girl, you mean middle, aged woman; pushing 50🎉😂

  • @LordScreech
    @LordScreech Před 4 měsíci +71

    The woman really did go with an AI-generated brand name

  • @hwholmes9683
    @hwholmes9683 Před 5 měsíci +127

    American Riviera Orchard is a lot like buying into Stratton Oakmont.

  • @britishroyalfamilyvideos
    @britishroyalfamilyvideos Před 5 měsíci +122

    She launched it early because she thought she would garner more support with everything thats going on with kate. Yet her instagram is still empty. Nothing going on. Why launch when its not ready?

    • @adrimcandrew-jj8qi
      @adrimcandrew-jj8qi Před 4 měsíci +10

      I can't decide who has a worse PR team, her or the actual Royal Family

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@adrimcandrew-jj8qiHer, hands down her.

    • @blakesleyk.7166
      @blakesleyk.7166 Před 4 měsíci

      Why? Because she’s a sociopathic opportunist. That is her 1 & Only talent. Just like the Kartrashians

    • @gforce9596
      @gforce9596 Před 4 měsíci +24

      Because she's not a very bright person

    • @zachmoyer1849
      @zachmoyer1849 Před 4 měsíci +3

      seems like they are just taking investor money and not following through who knows maybe this will come to fruition.

  • @Andy-im3kj
    @Andy-im3kj Před 5 měsíci +248

    It really is all about selling sh1t in Target 😂😂😂😂

    • @IanMacias
      @IanMacias Před 5 měsíci +16

      I can’t wait to buy American Riviera Orchard, Martha Stewart Living, and American Aviation Gin at Target 💀

  • @TyJStern
    @TyJStern Před 4 měsíci +68

    Why the fuck is the podcast censored now? What adult wants to listen to constant beeps like it’s on prime time tv or some shit.

    • @BruceLee-rc2dr
      @BruceLee-rc2dr Před 4 měsíci +4

      YT demonotizes all videos now with curse words.

    • @TyJStern
      @TyJStern Před 4 měsíci

      None of the other channels I watch on youtube are doing this. Only Tim.@@BruceLee-rc2dr

  • @user-by9hw3hp2n
    @user-by9hw3hp2n Před 4 měsíci +26

    Do we really need another celebrity trying to sell their brand .

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 Před 4 měsíci +4

      No, we don’t but she needs to sell the brand to any fool that will buy it

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Před 5 měsíci +658

    Meghan Markle is the white Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • @Wodenson5150
      @Wodenson5150 Před 5 měsíci +47

      Holy shit that's funny.

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion Před 5 měsíci +30

      🎯💯 Same dislikeability! 👍

    • @anonstills
      @anonstills Před 5 měsíci +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gwills9337
      @gwills9337 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Lmao

    • @Fruitdrink2000
      @Fruitdrink2000 Před 5 měsíci +11

      Brilliant 😂

  • @SkandalouzStyle
    @SkandalouzStyle Před 4 měsíci +31

    Barack Obama and his Orchard...
    Immigrants can't go to the Orchard?
    Meghan Markle starting her own Orchard...
    what is it with Americans and Orchards?

    • @MeanLaQueefa
      @MeanLaQueefa Před 4 měsíci +3

      We do love a nice orchard. I have one. Really

    • @jerikogenie
      @jerikogenie Před 4 měsíci +1

      I think she wants it to sound like "Martha's Vineyard" where all the mansions are. And ofc she's tryna associate herself with Caroline Bessett who she also copies constantly.

  • @kyliespilios9623
    @kyliespilios9623 Před 4 měsíci +180

    Princess Diana died due to getting in a car with a drunk driver and not wearing a seat belt

    • @Keekonuts
      @Keekonuts Před 4 měsíci +24

      That is the truth!

    • @katestephens8848
      @katestephens8848 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Yes sure 😂

    • @ACS402010
      @ACS402010 Před 4 měsíci +17

      @@katestephens8848 So you think the driver only pretended to crash the car? You don't sound very bright.

    • @mellowmoods8393
      @mellowmoods8393 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Period, end of story!

    • @mellowmoods8393
      @mellowmoods8393 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@ACS402010 Uhh, maybe he really crashed the car because he was drunk?

  • @JoshuaMaschmeyer
    @JoshuaMaschmeyer Před 4 měsíci +57

    Tim is the greatest social commentator of our time.

  • @pp-cb8db
    @pp-cb8db Před 4 měsíci +15

    No the recent she left was because she could not get her own way. She thought she could tell the Royal Family what to do, she does not realise it that it sounds like a plantation! Please bring Putin on its gotta be better than what's going on now! Plus what's going on with Harry's charity in Africa! Please mention that!

    • @Sandi-zh2wx
      @Sandi-zh2wx Před 4 měsíci

      Nope, the queen kicked her out and Just Sparry followed. When he says he wants the RF to apologize that's what he's referring to 😂

  • @SydMountaineer
    @SydMountaineer Před 4 měsíci +21

    Tim- HG Tudor (Knowing the Narcissist : Ultra) spoke about you & your podcast about Meghan today, as it was reported on in the Spectator magazine by Damian Riley. 👏👏👏

  • @El_Spicolio
    @El_Spicolio Před 5 měsíci +335

    This is how I feel about you when the Patreon is late

    • @oleyullah
      @oleyullah Před 5 měsíci +49

      You remember you are talking to a CEO of Fake Business, right?

    • @IamNiggler
      @IamNiggler Před 5 měsíci +23

      FAKE BUSINESS BUT HE REALLY TAKES YOUR MONEY

    • @goncalolazaro5211
      @goncalolazaro5211 Před 5 měsíci +15

      "FAKE BUSINESS DOESN'T ALWAYS TURN OUT THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO", our Dear Leader.
      Apologies for the all-caps, I was trying to capture Tim's enthusiasm with mere written words.

    • @Kmc9
      @Kmc9 Před 5 měsíci +2

      And then it just ends up being another Kump episode...

    • @oleyullah
      @oleyullah Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@goncalolazaro5211 apology accepted

  • @nmk5003
    @nmk5003 Před 4 měsíci +10

    My only issue is the idea that anyone actually cares or ever really cared about Megan Markle.

  • @Sunnydreamer1470
    @Sunnydreamer1470 Před 4 měsíci +23

    How is this the first time the algorithm introduced me to you? I love the Royal family l, I appreciate their role and what they do but can’t stand Meghan and Harry now!

  • @MegaParrotMan
    @MegaParrotMan Před 4 měsíci +11

    You give her too much credit, Meghan wakes up with an idea and gets bored when it’s too much work and then stumbles into another idea.

  • @kevinblue1976
    @kevinblue1976 Před 5 měsíci +637

    Tim is just jealous Meghan Markle is better than him at fake business

    • @IamNiggler
      @IamNiggler Před 5 měsíci +95

      SHE'S A FAKE BUSINESS LEGEND

    • @growinglifeorganic940
      @growinglifeorganic940 Před 5 měsíci

      Females, the fakest of fakes no surprise here.

    • @irishprik
      @irishprik Před 5 měsíci +36

      she was born to wear a lizards skin@@IamNiggler

    • @shiftyjedi3417
      @shiftyjedi3417 Před 5 měsíci +17

      That’s why he wants to have lunch with her.

    • @thiagoschreiner4601
      @thiagoschreiner4601 Před 5 měsíci +11

      FAKE BUSINESS INC., Chief Executive Officer (CEO)

  • @capitaltheorist
    @capitaltheorist Před 5 měsíci +52

    This is the peak of contemporary American art.

  • @nonnayourbsns1001
    @nonnayourbsns1001 Před 4 měsíci +22

    there was no racism, but she needed some reason to get her Elephant away from his family

    • @svenskanorsk
      @svenskanorsk Před měsícem

      That’s what sociopaths do…isolate the target, alienate them from friends and family

  • @jillruben8924
    @jillruben8924 Před 4 měsíci +14

    HG Tudor dedicated a video on this video.
    You’re freaking hysterical 😂😂😂

  • @OutloudfortheClass
    @OutloudfortheClass Před 4 měsíci +35

    “NATO is Target for weapons.” 😂

  • @catherinegriessel56
    @catherinegriessel56 Před 4 měsíci +11

    She is soo EMPTY

  • @joerobinson1672
    @joerobinson1672 Před 4 měsíci +11

    American Ravioli Fruitcake is a great lifestyle choice for all aspirational feminist role models- go for it girls.. Yahh!

  • @ging-a-roo2429
    @ging-a-roo2429 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Meg is grasping because she has no more awards to buy. Also, buy all the awards you want they don’t bring you $$$$

  • @christoffer5875
    @christoffer5875 Před 4 měsíci +32

    American riviera what the fuck does that mean and is Meghan Markle pronounced with an italian accent?

  • @jamesj9537
    @jamesj9537 Před 5 měsíci +43

    I always want to use Tim Dillon’s rants with my friends and act like I came up with them 😂

    • @At76812
      @At76812 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Go for it man!

  • @theorangegoodness
    @theorangegoodness Před 4 měsíci +92

    QVC in 6 months

    • @cliftonfurney5083
      @cliftonfurney5083 Před 4 měsíci

      And if they don't sell her products they're racist

    • @tomeikabaker3713
      @tomeikabaker3713 Před 4 měsíci +3

      omg Yessss😂

    • @aktgunit
      @aktgunit Před 4 měsíci +8

      Nicer than me…I was thinking going to discount or thrift stores 😮

    • @LorraineFoord
      @LorraineFoord Před 4 měsíci +8

      I'm thinking parking lot, out of the back of a van with a folding table.

    • @trencianskababa4469
      @trencianskababa4469 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Penny market haha😂

  • @Princesspetty32
    @Princesspetty32 Před 4 měsíci +8

    She has left the Tig and now she is going back to lower than the Tig because she can't get a million followers

  • @shertheunlimited777
    @shertheunlimited777 Před 4 měsíci +54

    ARO - A Rancid Odour from Montecito

  • @FlowerGirl8
    @FlowerGirl8 Před 4 měsíci +14

    She is a joke

  • @bettysmith9466
    @bettysmith9466 Před 4 měsíci +5

    No one was buying the Clvr coffee that she invested in. They sold it to Target.

  • @jaimlawson
    @jaimlawson Před 5 měsíci +44

    Honestly, I thought she was tan or of a darker complexion. Her life sounds so rough .

    • @kevinblue1976
      @kevinblue1976 Před 5 měsíci +22

      She’s a victim get over it

    • @Austin-sv6io
      @Austin-sv6io Před 5 měsíci +10

      Life's harder for tanned people now? 😅

    • @danieljacot3083
      @danieljacot3083 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Austin-sv6iolife is set up to be much easier for black people actually. Not anyone else’s fault that they don’t all take advantage of their immense privilege

    • @larl-earson
      @larl-earson Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@Austin-sv6io Ever heard of the paper bag test?

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 Před 5 měsíci

      Ive never heard someone make fun of tan people, only jealousy. Pale people, yes. But maybe mixed race people have complexes because they never want to identify as white or mixed race, but the brown people dont accept them.

  • @MsLouisVee
    @MsLouisVee Před 4 měsíci +5

    Temu Markle. Megan GO SEE YOUR FATHER. HE’S HAD A STROKE AND A HEART ATTACK

  • @patriciaduncan9454
    @patriciaduncan9454 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Meg selling her stuff at Target is so possible now that Target plans to become a dollar store. For real.

  • @emv1237
    @emv1237 Před 4 měsíci +10

    She's saving the world, one ramekin at a time

  • @agnesematisane9242
    @agnesematisane9242 Před 4 měsíci +7

    So glad to find your channel ❤listening all the true listening about Meghan Markle I subscribed your channel ❤❤❤❤❤you just the best 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @jennymason-sm1bk
    @jennymason-sm1bk Před 4 měsíci +8

    I definitely think Oprah is going to get some of Nutmeg's products to use as giveaways to the audience. Oh no wait Oprah will have to pay for it 😭😭 but she could still rely on the celebrities who attended the fairy tale wedding

  • @gracejenson
    @gracejenson Před 5 měsíci +27

    This is exactly why the Princess Diana bear is worth more.

  • @nicolasaguilar1258
    @nicolasaguilar1258 Před 5 měsíci +25

    Tim, the words you choose are magical. The background you have there also awesome.

    • @showtime951
      @showtime951 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Top or bottom?
      I'm not gay, but I find you intriguing in a dangerous way. Or maybe, dangerous in a gay way. Perhaps gay, in an intriguing way. Let me get back to you.

  • @noorj2190
    @noorj2190 Před 5 měsíci +17

    I love Tim’s honesty 😂 laying it all out 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @alans1870
      @alans1870 Před 4 měsíci

      This rant is brilliant!

  • @elwin4983
    @elwin4983 Před 4 měsíci +3

    She wanted out before she even got in the castle. She wasn't paid and lived in a small cottage. The writing was on the wall when soap Oprah Winfrey laughed at their home

    • @user-em5cp5px9v
      @user-em5cp5px9v Před 4 měsíci +3

      Originally had 10 bedrooms, after being redone by the Harkles has 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 5,000 sq ft on 33 acres of private gardens. Not small at all.

  • @atagora3304
    @atagora3304 Před 4 měsíci +5

    This was so funny and spot on,
    Love from the UK🤣🫡🇬🇧💙

  • @thedevilizer6669
    @thedevilizer6669 Před 5 měsíci +13

    Who in the world is Megan Markle?

    • @SamanthaSudar
      @SamanthaSudar Před 4 měsíci +1

      Omfg I love you, she’s nobody, just a race baiter

    • @eileengale9839
      @eileengale9839 Před 4 měsíci +1

      The harlot most famous for turning a real life Prince…into a TOAD 🐸

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower Před 5 měsíci +15

    thank you editor.. for making it 60 frames per second.. if you are a rich guy in Austin with a big tv you can notice 💯

  • @fireduprabbit7525
    @fireduprabbit7525 Před 5 měsíci +20

    What's with all the bleeping of words? It kills the moment.

    • @ajones5683
      @ajones5683 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Kills the ad revenue 🤗

    • @GatsbyMyself
      @GatsbyMyself Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@ajones5683He could always not curse knowing it’s going to be bleeped. Win win.

    • @himynameiscorey
      @himynameiscorey Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@GatsbyMyselfwhere’s the fun in that

  • @robertgultig906
    @robertgultig906 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Imagine she started selling pillows

  • @RahhSalahh
    @RahhSalahh Před 5 měsíci +73

    Pale Lizards 😂

  • @YouSnoozeYouNooze
    @YouSnoozeYouNooze Před 5 měsíci +108

    That's such a clunky name
    She married into a family that heads a Giant Colonial Empire then acts surprised they could racially insensitive at times. Her values are: chase clout. The perfect Hollywood Princess

    • @danieljacot3083
      @danieljacot3083 Před 5 měsíci

      Evidence of the racism?

    • @GUITARTIME2024
      @GUITARTIME2024 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Not much of an empire. UK lost almost all of it.

    • @FrenchCanadianGuy
      @FrenchCanadianGuy Před 5 měsíci +16

      ​@@GUITARTIME2024the Bank of The City of London laughs in silence at your comment

    • @VB-bs6wm
      @VB-bs6wm Před 5 měsíci

      you have poor people IQ@@GUITARTIME2024

    • @Oughut88
      @Oughut88 Před 5 měsíci +38

      Strange though that a racist family spent $38 million on her wedding - not to mention giving Harry their blessing to marry her.

  • @colleenpitkin2366
    @colleenpitkin2366 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I have never watched you before, but I like your correct observation of what is blatantly obvious to the world. But how can they be stopped. Everybody has tried but haven't succeeded!!! Can your wit do it. You would be a hero to the world if you can. Everyone will thank you forever.

  • @AsafMarom
    @AsafMarom Před 5 měsíci +20

    Wait. When did tim’s show started to BEEP every curse word??

  • @shaneterry2594
    @shaneterry2594 Před 4 měsíci +5

    That’s what the UN is: Target for weapons
    Ukraine: do not confuse a global lifestyle brand with a enduring relationship with this country
    God damn! Dillon really does nail it sometimes

  • @Unanythang
    @Unanythang Před 5 měsíci +25

    I somehow just now realized Tim dyed his hair piss yellow like Jared Leto in fight club.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg Před 4 měsíci

      That's how you know he's gay.

  • @leowildwolf9044
    @leowildwolf9044 Před 5 měsíci +10

    My mom knows more about this Megan lady than she knows about me.
    She scrolls Facebook and clicks links to this lady while I'm telling her about my day.
    She'll tell everyone about how I'm a failure and how she wishes I was successful like Leonardo DiCaprio.
    This sounds insane, but that's the truth.
    Sad sad truth. The boomers.

  • @tarahbury1099
    @tarahbury1099 Před 4 měsíci +3

    You’ve proven to me that you are a real human being mentioning children of GAZA love you lots 💐🙏🇵🇸

  • @TrumpTown
    @TrumpTown Před 5 měsíci +50

    Stop bleeping the cuss words.

    • @creepyglow
      @creepyglow Před 4 měsíci +5

      Forreal. He never use to do that.

    • @EnockAlex
      @EnockAlex Před 4 měsíci +1

      when you want more money you follow YT rules @@creepyglow

    • @randbarrett8706
      @randbarrett8706 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Is for CZcams monetization I think

    • @TrumpTown
      @TrumpTown Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@randbarrett8706 still don’t care really. He’s already rich

    • @ManChewingGum
      @ManChewingGum Před 4 měsíci +7

      Seriously, it ruins if for me

  • @dianemartinez8126
    @dianemartinez8126 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Absolutely 💯 true!!!

  • @riakanaya
    @riakanaya Před 4 měsíci +2

    American Riviera Orchard Montecito sounds most white as possible 😂

  • @user-ce3op6yl3n
    @user-ce3op6yl3n Před 4 měsíci +2

    What does arranging flowers and wearing a ball gown got to do with selling DOG FOOD.😂😂😂

  • @rahuljena5763
    @rahuljena5763 Před 5 měsíci +10

    That was fantastic! Dying laughing here
    Stay amazing Tim

  • @jewishlifenow8852
    @jewishlifenow8852 Před 4 měsíci +3

    You are so spot on

  • @avalonsunday
    @avalonsunday Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thomas Pynchon called it best with his actor who played a lawyer who become a lawyer or was it the lawyer who became an actor playing a lawyer.

  • @user-by7su8fp4h
    @user-by7su8fp4h Před 4 měsíci +1

    yes, she is taking the world for a ride. Nobody is stopping her, nobody is ghosting her - yet, she is doing it to everybody else.

  • @joeroganreviewexperience9964
    @joeroganreviewexperience9964 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Sounds like ai made up name for a brand

  • @pamelawood3655
    @pamelawood3655 Před 4 měsíci +2

    In my opinion. I disagree, Megan wanna be Markle will not settle for selling products for long, she’s after global power. She’s taking step by step moves setting herself up with the public, ( to be relatable) Buy awards to boost importance, she’s made it in the political clique being a woman of some color when self tanner is nearby, her long word salad crap preaching at people for recognition. She’s cuddled up with the Bidens, Obama’s, so I watched her maneuver from the yacht days. The narcissist that’s mentally out of control.

  • @fahimhuq2768
    @fahimhuq2768 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Briefcase # 2 for the win as Briefcase 1 goes missing in the tunnel !

  • @Bubbleslynn
    @Bubbleslynn Před 4 měsíci +1

    You are so spot on about Meghan!!!!!! 🎯

  • @takohamoolsen2486
    @takohamoolsen2486 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Maybe Meghaphone should get into the arms race. You'd never go broke selling nuclear weapons!!

  • @sciencewins8798
    @sciencewins8798 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You are so right about the Palestine/Israel conflict...

  • @debrasmith4644
    @debrasmith4644 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Now she only works for 16 seconds😂😂😂

  • @zampone
    @zampone Před 5 měsíci +20

    waiting for Tim to dig into the story of the Italian royal descendant who attacked another guy and chopped his leg with a machete