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Tim Recaps Biden's State Of The Union Address
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- čas přidán 18. 08. 2024
- Tim breaks down Biden's State Of The Union address and thinks Biden performs better with props and visual aids like Gallagher.
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The next day he apologized for calling the murderer an illegal
We wish him well.
We wish him well
We wish him well. 🏌️♂️
@@oakinson1585😅
Salut
They had bro in the E.T. tent before the speech.
ELLIOOOOOOOT
IM 💀 bro
He said Lincoln and her name is Laken….Couldn’t even say the name right and it was printed on the pin. smh
I honestly think that was just his pronunciation. I've witnessed him pronounce other similar words like that.
And then MTG did the same thing, and she was WEARING the pin. It's almost like none of them give a fuck about this girl, and are using her death for craven political purposes.
Nah, couldn't be.
@@sthubbins4038mtg said laken
I don't like Biden, but come the fck on, Laken isn't a real name. It's some sht her parents just made up.
@@sthubbins4038mtg said the name correctly
I took a shot every time Harris stood up and clapped like a walrus
She’s so annoying. She’s like a dumb child trying to emulate an adult professional. It’s so annoying and it was enraging seeing her so that.
How are you still alive?
@@mfo7611 Obamacare
@@jrose3064 😂
Lmfao 😂❤
I felt like Joe was reading a eulogy to the millennials.
Oh 8000 bucks they pay. Makes you think. Legally they have 0 chance
Lol right
The eulogy is 16 years too late, that was 2008.
Looking at the Fentanyl deaths, they're already all gone.
Dems pander to millenials and gen z, repubs to boomers and gen x... yawn.
@@ZebraKatzWhereItsAtit’s not really that cut and dry
There is NO WAY they're gonna let Biden debate! No way in smoking hell!
Oh, this Hell is definitely on fire now 🤣
Hello from a few months into the future. "They" definitely let him debate and it went exactly how one might expect. "They" also made an attempt on Trumps life and handed him the best photo opportunity in the history of U.S. presidents. Hopefully someone shows up in another 6 months and gives an update.
This was the top Walter Reed medical shit you can get, I bet we haven’t even heard of some of the drugs. They put this guy on for that night.
That's awesome! Why not? Athletes and musicians take PEDs, why not the president?
Not convinced Tim isn't just a bit by adult Eric Cartman
Damn you nailed it
Holy shit I've never realized. Even him sitting behind the desk with shades!
I mean yeah USC was disappointing last year but I didn’t think they’d actually murder Lincoln Riley for it
Bravo, sir...😂😂
i know this will go over 90% of this clips viewers but in an alternate universe where Tim isnt gay, and hes a huge sports fan too....He riffs about Caleb Williams perfect tranz pussy after he cried
lol I was waiting for someone else to point that out
It can’t be a good sign when everyone is hyping the fact he was coherent during the sotu lol
“The puppet is self aware!”
When Tim said prop bag of wacky gadgets, I swear to God, I lost it 😂
Yet another sentence we never thought we'd hear: "Joe Biden" and "exciting" in the same sentence
“I know my decisions lead to the loss of your child, but trust me I understand how it feels, I also lost a child one time”
"I just forgot when"
Did he for real say that?
"die in a political way , become a souvenir! " t-shirts are a must. still wishing you all well
Biden even said her name wrong. Laken riley
Lincoln Reily is the head coach at USC 😂
Hey at least he can remember his wife's name. Can't say that about everyone running for president 😂
@@billwilson9602 dude biden has referred to three dead heads of state in the last three months alone while physically standing next to the actual living heads of state....just....just stop, okay? just stop. we understand the scary orange man has broken your mind but just go lay down while the adults have a conversation.
The Lazarus drug is crazy 😂
Say what you want. Give Biden credit. He did very well for him and mediocre to bad for a normal human. The moments he pauses and scrambles, I get so embarrassed and afraid it’s going to fall completely off the rails. Very hard to watch and an embarrassment to the United States
I agree. It's almost as bad as Trump trying to talk jive as a debate strategy with personal insults and seeing a silver spoon whitebread NY socialite pander to religious and blue collar working class America as if he gives a single sh*t about their woes/way of life/livelyhoods. Then blatantly grifting and bilking millions out of "supporters" that are floating his 100% exaggerated illusion of extreme wealth. Selling merch to lowbrows that act like a president is their favorite SEC team. It's all pretty sad and embarrassing. They both such so bad they make Robert Kennedy Jr look good
Credit for getting high before addressing the union?
I'm more surprised his heart hasn't collapsed on itself considering how many stimulants he must be on to get through these.
Credit?? This is the bar we have to accept for the goddamn POTUS?? WHY??
And more-so- you’ve literally seen your government work against you in EVERY single way for the last 50 years and we should be happy that some dementia-riddled geriatric POS who’s tasked with tanking the coning and selling us to globalism made it through a pre written speech with only a few dozen slurs while hopped up on who knows how much medication??
No screw that. The people of this country should be ENRAGED by the SOTU pantomime.
@@NotAlegre he didn’t look or sound high at all. Nice try with the hate though.
Wait...the teleprompter told him to get the pin... which means the MTG outburst was apart of the script.
Apart’d
Yes, it did look planned, didn't it
MTG is such a LARP. Anybody who watches wrestling would know an "enhancement talent".
Politics is like WWE. They all have beers together after the show.
As a non-American, this shit beyond hillarious to me 😂😂😂😂 No matter which side will win, the other one will riot 😅😅😅
Nah the Biden supports wont riot because they know they're wrong. They'll pull their own hair out and drive themselves crazy instead because they can't have their delusions
I've only ever seen one side "riot"
@@badlaamaurukehuDemocrats.
ur right if they steal this one there well be
But did we?
It looks like someone was yelling in his ear piece. Wrong name... don't say illegal
You might be experiencing schizophrenia
We need more props
More cowbell
He was way more coherent than ever before, amphetamines are the best.
How many times was it rehearsed putting mtg right in that seat and all
Weekend At Bernie's
Still amazed I haven’t seen a Biden/Weekend at Bernie’s spoof yet.
Will someone please pay my mortgage?
ok
Biden wants to pay your mortgage, all your bills, and personal expenses at no cost to yourself(all while ruining the country and our economy in the process)
How good are you with a sock muppet?
CZcams removing any comment talking bad about Biden is hilarious😂 this censorship isn't gonna work at the ballot box
CZcams is so funny😂
If he could hold a cigarette like Bette Davis I think it would help
I copyrighted “anyway” just prior to Joe assuming office in 2021. About to purchase the Bahamas in its entirety with the royalties.
Yea Biden only had like 100 gaffs in that speech which is wild that we are used to it so we act like it don’t matter!! Bush also talked weird but it wasn’t because he was so old and also losing his mind
You’re confused if you believe Biden is anywhere near as sharp or intelligent as George W
haha you explained it perfectly when how you felt while watching it.
1:27
*How I
Didn’t watch state of the Union but I’d rather get my news from here. 😂
man almost like youre literally the problem? youre taking the words of an overweight culture war comedian as news. truly pathetic behavior that as a grown man i wouldnt go out advertising.
What's with the beeping?
Lets have him for 4 more years please 👏
Yes, I wanna see what kind of an Overton Window shift it will do to Trump's base. How hard can you double-down on being a lukewarm alternative, really.
LOL prop bag of wacky gadgets killed me.
MTG: SAY HER NAME!
Biden: I summon Blue Eyes White Nursing Student!
Empty G got dressed for the speech at Spirit Halloween.
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From Paris France
Why aren’t these posted to the Clips channel?
Pins for the fetus 😂 straight savage
Dementia SHitler or Genocide Joey?
I'm a fan of Dementia shitler. Clever.
RFK baby!
@@Android-Zen he’s dead
@@Android-Zen oh RFK’s baby… no he’s a Zionist
I mean the dude produced 3 Hiesmans ofc they wanted to kill him
I see whatcha did there, Coach! Lol
Waiting for the day that Tim Dillon is giving the state of the union .
They gave him what they gave Logan Roy at the end of season 1 when he had to make the address to the shareholders
It was largely the same speech as the last two so it should be mostly coherent.
When is Tim Dillon going to talk about out Mayor Tiffany Henyard?
among your finest work, lad
Lincoln Riley probably got a lot of questions this week....College football for those who don't know
Listen Jack, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for Biden or Trump, then you ain’t gay! Should a sister sailor get keen to a vote red, why a mollywop to never forget is most assured, and that's no joke. I'm not Joshin' ya, you can't make a splash dipping your tip at the docks if you don't vote blue.
Lmaoo Tim is so funny this is funny . Give him props 🤣
It's the same exciting anticipation that makes people watch extreme sports.
Is it about to crash? Will his helmet withstand the impact against the concrete and will he recover from neurological damage? Will they be able to reattach his lost leg?
Not my first choice for excitement.
Tims commentary over Joe’s speech had me rolling
4:03 He's on the same drug that Trump is on... It's called Provigil.
Modafinil? I doubt that is all Biden's on. They cycle him on/off with various things I'm sure. And where's the sauce that Trump is on it other than like, your opinion, man?
Provigil isn't even close to being a strong enough drug to awaken Biden to this degree
You best believe if Tim becomes a “knick knack”. I want my paddy whack and bone😂❤
He promised transparency with his leadership, but no one thought he just meant his skin!
he was on amphentamines, im 100% sure
Probably some testosterone too. Classic hitler blend. 😅
Re-upload?
3:51 the Lazarus drug 😂😂
Watch the face of the guy to the right of Biden 😂
OMG the pins! what a fuckin' riot!!
If thats looking good i hate to see him without the jucie he's on proping him up. There has to be a limit to how much they can give him without his body giving out or just tweaking off to aneurism land. We probably wont see him for a week or two while his body recovers from that speech.
They cycle him up/down. Can be done if properly managed but it inevitably takes a toll.
thank u tim
Nice recap
this episode was a hoot man 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Tim Dillon ain’t gay
And you ain't Harry 😂
Tim is secretly straight
@@trevorz459 you’re right. I wish.
This one was sooo funny 😂 good one Tim
Tim, when we see your face on a keychain down in palm beach, we will wish you well.
I fucking love Tim Dillon
Its a real knife fight out there
Tim looks Good!!!!
It's a real knife fight out there in DC. *shrugs* Life in the big city.
He’s 97 let’s face it 😂
this is just .... beyond .
im sliding for Tim Dillon Now
"It's not about him, it's about me, I'd be a winner, not really." POTUS
Why are we bleeping stuff?? What the hell is going on
The SOTU is reality TV
I go to UGA, and miss marge and other GA politicians using this tragedy for a political campaign ab illegal immigrants is so ignorant and embarrassing
As a yuge Trump supporter ill say "not bad for a corpse" as well lol
They hate that he forgets to lie and says "illegals"
My pleasure
“The thing”
Let me say this clear. Hm hm hm we need to help . Oh. Wait where was I … oh yeah print money… oh um yeah you know the deal. Come on
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m so fucking weak
"fool me once......"
A fooled man can't get fooled again.
Biden literally ended up using Tim’s pin idea “regulate guns not women!”
Good pills
GTA VI radio station talk show please
After a year of seeing this shit, I throw up in my mouth every time I see it now. Hurrdurrmeme.jpg
Biden could use MTG as a pin holder to remind himself where to go next . I feel this could potentially bring the 2 parties together
This is gold
Actually saying Joe Biden did anything good is crazy
He still hasn’t “said her name!”
President should never have a good day every once in a while.
Tim Dillon for president
4:00. On the best drugs government money can buy.
We wish him well..
@4:20 You can call the land by its name Tim. Its okay. Hollywood might cancel you, but the decent people of the world won't.
So what are you doing about the people who are injusticed?
Bobble head doll, obviously.