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  • čas přidán 18. 08. 2024
  • Tim breaks down Biden's State Of The Union address and thinks Biden performs better with props and visual aids like Gallagher.
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Komentáře • 312

  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  Před 5 měsíci +9

    Come see me on tour: bit.ly/4aaN7Lc

  • @brodog5412
    @brodog5412 Před 5 měsíci +68

    The next day he apologized for calling the murderer an illegal

  • @Matthew36959
    @Matthew36959 Před 5 měsíci +132

    We wish him well.

  • @davidianhowe
    @davidianhowe Před 5 měsíci +113

    They had bro in the E.T. tent before the speech.

    • @mfo7611
      @mfo7611 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ELLIOOOOOOOT
      IM 💀 bro

  • @dearally4787
    @dearally4787 Před 5 měsíci +95

    He said Lincoln and her name is Laken….Couldn’t even say the name right and it was printed on the pin. smh

    • @aarronmitchels2934
      @aarronmitchels2934 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I honestly think that was just his pronunciation. I've witnessed him pronounce other similar words like that.

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 Před 5 měsíci +21

      And then MTG did the same thing, and she was WEARING the pin. It's almost like none of them give a fuck about this girl, and are using her death for craven political purposes.
      Nah, couldn't be.

    • @dmannezy
      @dmannezy Před 5 měsíci +12

      @@sthubbins4038mtg said laken

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Před 5 měsíci

      I don't like Biden, but come the fck on, Laken isn't a real name. It's some sht her parents just made up.

    • @raiden6156
      @raiden6156 Před 5 měsíci +13

      ​@@sthubbins4038mtg said the name correctly

  • @jrose3064
    @jrose3064 Před 5 měsíci +265

    I took a shot every time Harris stood up and clapped like a walrus

    • @TheHarryDunne
      @TheHarryDunne Před 5 měsíci

      She’s so annoying. She’s like a dumb child trying to emulate an adult professional. It’s so annoying and it was enraging seeing her so that.

    • @mfo7611
      @mfo7611 Před 5 měsíci +49

      How are you still alive?

    • @jrose3064
      @jrose3064 Před 5 měsíci +61

      @@mfo7611 Obamacare

    • @Sketchylemons
      @Sketchylemons Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@jrose3064 😂

    • @tybronco9563
      @tybronco9563 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Lmfao 😂❤

  • @outdoorloser4340
    @outdoorloser4340 Před 5 měsíci +221

    I felt like Joe was reading a eulogy to the millennials.

    • @D.M.ggww21
      @D.M.ggww21 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Oh 8000 bucks they pay. Makes you think. Legally they have 0 chance

    • @ihunt12903
      @ihunt12903 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Lol right

    • @NGCS-ej4lz
      @NGCS-ej4lz Před 5 měsíci

      The eulogy is 16 years too late, that was 2008.
      Looking at the Fentanyl deaths, they're already all gone.

    • @ZebraKatzWhereItsAt
      @ZebraKatzWhereItsAt Před 5 měsíci +5

      Dems pander to millenials and gen z, repubs to boomers and gen x... yawn.

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 Před 5 měsíci +12

      @@ZebraKatzWhereItsAtit’s not really that cut and dry

  • @christopheranderson2158
    @christopheranderson2158 Před 5 měsíci +16

    There is NO WAY they're gonna let Biden debate! No way in smoking hell!

    • @noahjames1985
      @noahjames1985 Před měsícem +2

      Oh, this Hell is definitely on fire now 🤣

    • @danielbrown2303
      @danielbrown2303 Před 28 dny

      Hello from a few months into the future. "They" definitely let him debate and it went exactly how one might expect. "They" also made an attempt on Trumps life and handed him the best photo opportunity in the history of U.S. presidents. Hopefully someone shows up in another 6 months and gives an update.

  • @mfo7611
    @mfo7611 Před 5 měsíci +40

    This was the top Walter Reed medical shit you can get, I bet we haven’t even heard of some of the drugs. They put this guy on for that night.

    • @Frank_Reynolds__.
      @Frank_Reynolds__. Před 5 měsíci

      That's awesome! Why not? Athletes and musicians take PEDs, why not the president?

  • @das_it_mane
    @das_it_mane Před 5 měsíci +35

    Not convinced Tim isn't just a bit by adult Eric Cartman

    • @oakinson1585
      @oakinson1585 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Damn you nailed it

    • @natevandyke1372
      @natevandyke1372 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Holy shit I've never realized. Even him sitting behind the desk with shades!

  • @michaelrudolph239
    @michaelrudolph239 Před 5 měsíci +37

    I mean yeah USC was disappointing last year but I didn’t think they’d actually murder Lincoln Riley for it

    • @lillagahnavich7700
      @lillagahnavich7700 Před 5 měsíci

      Bravo, sir...😂😂
      i know this will go over 90% of this clips viewers but in an alternate universe where Tim isnt gay, and hes a huge sports fan too....He riffs about Caleb Williams perfect tranz pussy after he cried

    • @mylitcig1116
      @mylitcig1116 Před 5 měsíci +2

      lol I was waiting for someone else to point that out

  • @GeorgeNoory42069
    @GeorgeNoory42069 Před 5 měsíci +15

    It can’t be a good sign when everyone is hyping the fact he was coherent during the sotu lol

  • @razorpig6654
    @razorpig6654 Před 5 měsíci +11

    When Tim said prop bag of wacky gadgets, I swear to God, I lost it 😂

  • @jimc.goodfellas
    @jimc.goodfellas Před 5 měsíci +42

    Yet another sentence we never thought we'd hear: "Joe Biden" and "exciting" in the same sentence

  • @redfurydubstep
    @redfurydubstep Před 5 měsíci +24

    “I know my decisions lead to the loss of your child, but trust me I understand how it feels, I also lost a child one time”

    • @Photik
      @Photik Před 5 měsíci +3

      "I just forgot when"

    • @foxy2208
      @foxy2208 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Did he for real say that?

  • @threefivetwogames2944
    @threefivetwogames2944 Před 5 měsíci +11

    "die in a political way , become a souvenir! " t-shirts are a must. still wishing you all well

  • @BCConcerts
    @BCConcerts Před 5 měsíci +41

    Biden even said her name wrong. Laken riley

    • @Shiny101
      @Shiny101 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Lincoln Reily is the head coach at USC 😂

    • @billwilson9602
      @billwilson9602 Před 5 měsíci

      Hey at least he can remember his wife's name. Can't say that about everyone running for president 😂

    • @saucyrossy3698
      @saucyrossy3698 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@billwilson9602 dude biden has referred to three dead heads of state in the last three months alone while physically standing next to the actual living heads of state....just....just stop, okay? just stop. we understand the scary orange man has broken your mind but just go lay down while the adults have a conversation.

  • @jeromehewitt
    @jeromehewitt Před 5 měsíci +13

    The Lazarus drug is crazy 😂

  • @TheHarryDunne
    @TheHarryDunne Před 5 měsíci +53

    Say what you want. Give Biden credit. He did very well for him and mediocre to bad for a normal human. The moments he pauses and scrambles, I get so embarrassed and afraid it’s going to fall completely off the rails. Very hard to watch and an embarrassment to the United States

    • @williamsealy8781
      @williamsealy8781 Před 5 měsíci

      I agree. It's almost as bad as Trump trying to talk jive as a debate strategy with personal insults and seeing a silver spoon whitebread NY socialite pander to religious and blue collar working class America as if he gives a single sh*t about their woes/way of life/livelyhoods. Then blatantly grifting and bilking millions out of "supporters" that are floating his 100% exaggerated illusion of extreme wealth. Selling merch to lowbrows that act like a president is their favorite SEC team. It's all pretty sad and embarrassing. They both such so bad they make Robert Kennedy Jr look good

    • @NotAlegre
      @NotAlegre Před 5 měsíci +7

      Credit for getting high before addressing the union?

    • @sergiootero5904
      @sergiootero5904 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I'm more surprised his heart hasn't collapsed on itself considering how many stimulants he must be on to get through these.

    • @JoeyAgzBDA
      @JoeyAgzBDA Před 5 měsíci

      Credit?? This is the bar we have to accept for the goddamn POTUS?? WHY??
      And more-so- you’ve literally seen your government work against you in EVERY single way for the last 50 years and we should be happy that some dementia-riddled geriatric POS who’s tasked with tanking the coning and selling us to globalism made it through a pre written speech with only a few dozen slurs while hopped up on who knows how much medication??
      No screw that. The people of this country should be ENRAGED by the SOTU pantomime.

    • @TheHarryDunne
      @TheHarryDunne Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@NotAlegre he didn’t look or sound high at all. Nice try with the hate though.

  • @theonewhowill2323
    @theonewhowill2323 Před 5 měsíci +13

    Wait...the teleprompter told him to get the pin... which means the MTG outburst was apart of the script.

    • @maroonecho
      @maroonecho Před 5 měsíci +1

      Apart’d

    • @KD-rs6xx
      @KD-rs6xx Před 5 měsíci +5

      Yes, it did look planned, didn't it

    • @theonewhowill2323
      @theonewhowill2323 Před 5 měsíci +6

      MTG is such a LARP. Anybody who watches wrestling would know an "enhancement talent".

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen Před 5 měsíci +1

      Politics is like WWE. They all have beers together after the show.

  • @wertzui19871229
    @wertzui19871229 Před 5 měsíci +53

    As a non-American, this shit beyond hillarious to me 😂😂😂😂 No matter which side will win, the other one will riot 😅😅😅

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 Před 5 měsíci

      Nah the Biden supports wont riot because they know they're wrong. They'll pull their own hair out and drive themselves crazy instead because they can't have their delusions

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Před 5 měsíci +29

      I've only ever seen one side "riot"

    • @AP02112
      @AP02112 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​@@badlaamaurukehuDemocrats.

    • @moistmeatsweats747
      @moistmeatsweats747 Před 5 měsíci +3

      ur right if they steal this one there well be

    • @MyAccountIs17YearsOld
      @MyAccountIs17YearsOld Před 5 měsíci +3

      But did we?

  • @modelmark
    @modelmark Před 5 měsíci +13

    It looks like someone was yelling in his ear piece. Wrong name... don't say illegal

  • @codydaigle4354
    @codydaigle4354 Před 5 měsíci +19

    We need more props

  • @Smokiebraah
    @Smokiebraah Před 5 měsíci +9

    He was way more coherent than ever before, amphetamines are the best.

  • @PTracer921
    @PTracer921 Před 5 měsíci +8

    How many times was it rehearsed putting mtg right in that seat and all

  • @fernandez3841
    @fernandez3841 Před 5 měsíci +10

    Weekend At Bernie's

  • @fledglingbodhisatva4821
    @fledglingbodhisatva4821 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Still amazed I haven’t seen a Biden/Weekend at Bernie’s spoof yet.

  • @StigmaX
    @StigmaX Před 5 měsíci +29

    Will someone please pay my mortgage?

    • @yavoyeah
      @yavoyeah Před 5 měsíci +2

      ok

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 Před 5 měsíci

      Biden wants to pay your mortgage, all your bills, and personal expenses at no cost to yourself(all while ruining the country and our economy in the process)

    • @h.l.malazan5782
      @h.l.malazan5782 Před 5 měsíci +4

      How good are you with a sock muppet?

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 Před 5 měsíci +3

      CZcams removing any comment talking bad about Biden is hilarious😂 this censorship isn't gonna work at the ballot box

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 Před 5 měsíci

      CZcams is so funny😂

  • @markmartin2292
    @markmartin2292 Před 5 měsíci +3

    If he could hold a cigarette like Bette Davis I think it would help

  • @Bonddm2002
    @Bonddm2002 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I copyrighted “anyway” just prior to Joe assuming office in 2021. About to purchase the Bahamas in its entirety with the royalties.

  • @jeremyharbin9450
    @jeremyharbin9450 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Yea Biden only had like 100 gaffs in that speech which is wild that we are used to it so we act like it don’t matter!! Bush also talked weird but it wasn’t because he was so old and also losing his mind

  • @Svoboda1234
    @Svoboda1234 Před 5 měsíci +27

    You’re confused if you believe Biden is anywhere near as sharp or intelligent as George W

  • @birdsinthetrap849
    @birdsinthetrap849 Před 5 měsíci +4

    haha you explained it perfectly when how you felt while watching it.

  • @tenorjosh
    @tenorjosh Před 5 měsíci +2

    Didn’t watch state of the Union but I’d rather get my news from here. 😂

    • @TraderGiato
      @TraderGiato Před 5 měsíci

      man almost like youre literally the problem? youre taking the words of an overweight culture war comedian as news. truly pathetic behavior that as a grown man i wouldnt go out advertising.

  • @cze33e
    @cze33e Před 5 měsíci +6

    What's with the beeping?

  • @LunaKaiFloat
    @LunaKaiFloat Před 5 měsíci +7

    Lets have him for 4 more years please 👏

    • @h.l.malazan5782
      @h.l.malazan5782 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yes, I wanna see what kind of an Overton Window shift it will do to Trump's base. How hard can you double-down on being a lukewarm alternative, really.

  • @suplexorcist316
    @suplexorcist316 Před 5 měsíci

    LOL prop bag of wacky gadgets killed me.

  • @windelov1
    @windelov1 Před 5 měsíci +7

    MTG: SAY HER NAME!
    Biden: I summon Blue Eyes White Nursing Student!

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Empty G got dressed for the speech at Spirit Halloween.

  • @anas2228
    @anas2228 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Tim Dillon I love you.
    From Paris France

  • @Euph0rical
    @Euph0rical Před 5 měsíci +3

    Why aren’t these posted to the Clips channel?

  • @gsalad2525
    @gsalad2525 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Pins for the fetus 😂 straight savage

  • @dr.decker8185
    @dr.decker8185 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Dementia SHitler or Genocide Joey?

  • @russellloncon5372
    @russellloncon5372 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I mean the dude produced 3 Hiesmans ofc they wanted to kill him

  • @Sv_vic
    @Sv_vic Před 5 měsíci +1

    Waiting for the day that Tim Dillon is giving the state of the union .

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 Před 5 měsíci +1

    They gave him what they gave Logan Roy at the end of season 1 when he had to make the address to the shareholders

  • @SmokeRingHalo
    @SmokeRingHalo Před 5 měsíci +1

    It was largely the same speech as the last two so it should be mostly coherent.

  • @BigBear81
    @BigBear81 Před 5 měsíci +1

    When is Tim Dillon going to talk about out Mayor Tiffany Henyard?

  • @nickmann1314
    @nickmann1314 Před 5 měsíci

    among your finest work, lad

  • @Tony525_
    @Tony525_ Před 5 měsíci +1

    Lincoln Riley probably got a lot of questions this week....College football for those who don't know

  • @BubbleLandia
    @BubbleLandia Před 5 měsíci +1

    Listen Jack, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for Biden or Trump, then you ain’t gay! Should a sister sailor get keen to a vote red, why a mollywop to never forget is most assured, and that's no joke. I'm not Joshin' ya, you can't make a splash dipping your tip at the docks if you don't vote blue.

  • @amandac7270
    @amandac7270 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Lmaoo Tim is so funny this is funny . Give him props 🤣

  • @carlettoburacco9235
    @carlettoburacco9235 Před 5 měsíci +2

    It's the same exciting anticipation that makes people watch extreme sports.
    Is it about to crash? Will his helmet withstand the impact against the concrete and will he recover from neurological damage? Will they be able to reattach his lost leg?
    Not my first choice for excitement.

  • @bfdavdb
    @bfdavdb Před 5 měsíci

    Tims commentary over Joe’s speech had me rolling

  • @AARONANCE
    @AARONANCE Před 5 měsíci +2

    4:03 He's on the same drug that Trump is on... It's called Provigil.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Před 5 měsíci

      Modafinil? I doubt that is all Biden's on. They cycle him on/off with various things I'm sure. And where's the sauce that Trump is on it other than like, your opinion, man?

    • @Michael-jq5pf
      @Michael-jq5pf Před 5 měsíci

      Provigil isn't even close to being a strong enough drug to awaken Biden to this degree

  • @learnhistoryandeconomics3690

    You best believe if Tim becomes a “knick knack”. I want my paddy whack and bone😂❤

  • @BoycottChinaa
    @BoycottChinaa Před 5 měsíci

    He promised transparency with his leadership, but no one thought he just meant his skin!

  • @SibutramineT
    @SibutramineT Před 5 měsíci +2

    he was on amphentamines, im 100% sure

    • @Android-Zen
      @Android-Zen Před 5 měsíci

      Probably some testosterone too. Classic hitler blend. 😅

  • @blackdynamite_5470
    @blackdynamite_5470 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Re-upload?

  • @salvatoreocello
    @salvatoreocello Před 5 měsíci

    3:51 the Lazarus drug 😂😂

  • @nomadicmarc
    @nomadicmarc Před 5 měsíci

    Watch the face of the guy to the right of Biden 😂

  • @KD-rs6xx
    @KD-rs6xx Před 5 měsíci +1

    OMG the pins! what a fuckin' riot!!

  • @robzombie5928
    @robzombie5928 Před 5 měsíci +1

    If thats looking good i hate to see him without the jucie he's on proping him up. There has to be a limit to how much they can give him without his body giving out or just tweaking off to aneurism land. We probably wont see him for a week or two while his body recovers from that speech.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu Před 5 měsíci

      They cycle him up/down. Can be done if properly managed but it inevitably takes a toll.

  • @bluemonster1906
    @bluemonster1906 Před 5 měsíci

    thank u tim

  • @SurfingBoulder
    @SurfingBoulder Před 5 měsíci +1

    Nice recap

  • @LP1990s
    @LP1990s Před 5 měsíci

    this episode was a hoot man 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @TheHarryDunne
    @TheHarryDunne Před 5 měsíci +3

    Tim Dillon ain’t gay

  • @juanfranciscotorresguerra2483

    This one was sooo funny 😂 good one Tim

  • @brando4698
    @brando4698 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Tim, when we see your face on a keychain down in palm beach, we will wish you well.

  • @madelynweathers3269
    @madelynweathers3269 Před měsícem +1

    I fucking love Tim Dillon

  • @danram0617
    @danram0617 Před 5 měsíci

    Its a real knife fight out there

  • @MadScientistCinema
    @MadScientistCinema Před 5 měsíci +1

    Tim looks Good!!!!

  • @rigfordthebarbarian2895
    @rigfordthebarbarian2895 Před 4 měsíci

    It's a real knife fight out there in DC. *shrugs* Life in the big city.

  • @BarbecueSnowflake
    @BarbecueSnowflake Před 5 měsíci

    He’s 97 let’s face it 😂

  • @xMPGx
    @xMPGx Před 5 měsíci

    this is just .... beyond .

  • @LP1990s
    @LP1990s Před 5 měsíci

    im sliding for Tim Dillon Now

  • @user-ph5fy1nh9j
    @user-ph5fy1nh9j Před měsícem

    "It's not about him, it's about me, I'd be a winner, not really." POTUS

  • @officialshakeymusic
    @officialshakeymusic Před 5 měsíci

    Why are we bleeping stuff?? What the hell is going on

  • @williamthomas1
    @williamthomas1 Před 4 měsíci

    The SOTU is reality TV

  • @sarajpeterson1428
    @sarajpeterson1428 Před 5 měsíci

    I go to UGA, and miss marge and other GA politicians using this tragedy for a political campaign ab illegal immigrants is so ignorant and embarrassing

  • @AboveAverageAvenue
    @AboveAverageAvenue Před 5 měsíci +3

    As a yuge Trump supporter ill say "not bad for a corpse" as well lol

  • @natevandyke1372
    @natevandyke1372 Před 5 měsíci

    They hate that he forgets to lie and says "illegals"

  • @AliveForMusic
    @AliveForMusic Před 5 měsíci

    My pleasure

  • @potatosalad6699
    @potatosalad6699 Před 5 měsíci

    “The thing”

  • @D.M.ggww21
    @D.M.ggww21 Před 5 měsíci

    Let me say this clear. Hm hm hm we need to help . Oh. Wait where was I … oh yeah print money… oh um yeah you know the deal. Come on

  • @ForrestWhitaker-kl4vs
    @ForrestWhitaker-kl4vs Před 5 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m so fucking weak

  • @spudanky
    @spudanky Před 5 měsíci

    "fool me once......"

    • @IntoTheVoid96
      @IntoTheVoid96 Před 5 měsíci +5

      A fooled man can't get fooled again.

  • @user-iw4gz7vh4w
    @user-iw4gz7vh4w Před 5 měsíci

    Biden literally ended up using Tim’s pin idea “regulate guns not women!”

  • @kevinfernandes8527
    @kevinfernandes8527 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Good pills

  • @sam8406
    @sam8406 Před 5 měsíci +1

    GTA VI radio station talk show please

    • @TheeGlocktopus
      @TheeGlocktopus Před 4 měsíci

      After a year of seeing this shit, I throw up in my mouth every time I see it now. Hurrdurrmeme.jpg

  • @randygarry3678
    @randygarry3678 Před 5 měsíci

    Biden could use MTG as a pin holder to remind himself where to go next . I feel this could potentially bring the 2 parties together

  • @yaseenmustafakhan1902
    @yaseenmustafakhan1902 Před 5 měsíci

    This is gold

  • @bassmaster4205
    @bassmaster4205 Před 4 měsíci

    Actually saying Joe Biden did anything good is crazy

  • @yelhsasnave2464
    @yelhsasnave2464 Před 5 měsíci

    He still hasn’t “said her name!”

  • @TheLastResort3113
    @TheLastResort3113 Před 5 měsíci

    President should never have a good day every once in a while.

  • @edward2497
    @edward2497 Před 5 měsíci

    Tim Dillon for president

  • @justinjones5281
    @justinjones5281 Před 5 měsíci

    4:00. On the best drugs government money can buy.

  • @FinkyStingers-fr2jq
    @FinkyStingers-fr2jq Před 5 měsíci

    We wish him well..

  • @emilywood6830
    @emilywood6830 Před 5 měsíci

    @4:20 You can call the land by its name Tim. Its okay. Hollywood might cancel you, but the decent people of the world won't.

  • @williamboone8992
    @williamboone8992 Před 5 měsíci

    So what are you doing about the people who are injusticed?

  • @Noodur1
    @Noodur1 Před 5 měsíci

    Bobble head doll, obviously.