Meghan Markle Is Another Sociopath With A Logo
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- čas přidán 21. 03. 2024
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She left the royal family because she realised how mundane their job is. Travelling up and down Rainy Britain numerous times a week to visit old people in hospital, old people in homes, the sick, the poor, the children. She'd rather have the title and be on Oprah.
Exactly. But mostly she wanted to be on stage and on camera running her mouth because she thinks she dazzles everyone with her ‘true authentic voice’ and ‘wants real conversation’ and to use her ‘seat at the table’. Then she learned the royals are seen and not heard and never complain never explain and don’t express social political opinions and stay neutral. She had to blather her woke beliefs.
But castles, motorcades, state dinners, fancy cars, jewelry, travel, staff, money, world attention….everything she wanted but didn’t have what it takes to stay the course.
@@arribaficationwineho32Yeah but that's great when it's Hollywood hills and beaches, and red carpets. Not so fancy when you're in a nice car driving up the British grey motorways daily. You get lots of attention and events and riches but she realised they are only moments that come a few times a year. The Royals go to the James Bond premieres, and Church events...not the Oscars, not Beyonce's Grammy party etc
You are absolutely correct. I am so glad someone said what I knew but no one figured that out!!!!!
@@copyrightcharacter1166 but the Harkles are not included in the Hollywood glamor scene. She gave up a seat at the most glamorous table in the world. She said abt her hopes for success in Hollywood that she “wanted a seat at the table”. She HAD that but was too naive and unsophisticated to value where she was.
American Riveira Orchard is the most pretentious nonsensical name possible. You know a whole team of overpaid fake job conartists had multiple meetings and fake charts just for this. Probably took months😂
Or it's AI generated.
Or more Meghan Markle word salad.
American Riviera might make sense as an ironic title for, I dunno, the Jersey Shore. But adding Orchard is like White Man Can't Jump "Vista View Apartments"
What a crock of shite.
😂😂😂😂
Focus group of 12 white women 😂😂😂😂
She just doesn't have any talent or original ideas.
plus the malevolent thing.
…she used to make hair scrunchies and sell them. 😂😂😂
No one is going to buy her crap. lol.
Her company doesn’t even have a CEO. Which shows how long they expect the business to last lol
We haven't so far 😂
@@sarasays...850do they even have products 😂
Yep. I don't suppose there's much demand for ramekins in the spambot community.
Apart from Sussex Squad
Dollar Store Duchess
Plus she’s Sloppy
Markle was white until it was convenient not to be.
No she wasn’t. Disproven over and over and over again. She has Always shared her mother and showed her mother and addressed the black women in her life. All. Her. Damn. Life.
Cap @@jadesingleton4110
yup
@@jadesingleton4110Her statement is satire and humor, clearly it went flying over your head…or maybe we’ve got Meagan checking in 😂😂😂
If so … Go roast a chicken
She was very white at her wedding and she put “ white” on her resume for acting.
MM is the Kmart knockoff of Martha Stewart.
Don't insult Kmart like that.
That’s great. She’s such a cyunt
Walmart Wallis
She’s Dollar Store Quality
We call her Wal-Mart Wallis, and him the Poundland prince, get my drift.
Since most women despise Markle, the only people who do believe her BS are those ‘Sugars’, and the Sugars aren’t going to spend their hard earned cash on crappy Meghan jams and olive oil.
When Meghan left the UK & Royal Family, she left her big meal ticket behind permanently. She mistakenly thought all she had to do in the US was just ‘exist’ to make millions year after year. She never realized that in America, being infamous doesn’t pay the bills, she will need either talent or a lot of luck -but she has neither of those things.
The Sugars are teenagers living in Nigeria without the capital to buy what she is hustling except she is 43 percent Nigeria She will end up as a Amazon Warehouse
Mattress had luck to marry Hairless. He’s unlucky tho🤣
Well said! 💯
Kardashian live in the US
Mmm I’d say she does have SOME luck at least bc she has done A LOT of f*cked up sh*t and said even MORE f*cked up sh*t and has never paid a single consequence for any of it. She lied in court more than once and got caught and bc of who she’s married to all she had to do was say oops I forgot I did that oh yeah oops 😬 yea she definitely has had some luck along the way. Especially for a no talent no class no dignity D list actress.
Markle didn't turn her back on acting. She had Deal or No Deal, a minor role on a Canadian cable show, and....am I forgetting something? Hollywood never wanted her.
You forgot the act she performed on a guy in an episode of 90210 I think it was 😅
@@333pinkitty How could I forget? Lol All of 3 roles, and that was with her father's connections.
You can’t convince me that Megan Markle and Dylan Mulvaney aren’t the same person.
😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
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That’s silly but funny 😂
She left the Royal family because she realised she’d always remain an ensemble player and never be the lead - the Queen. She’d spend her days trailing behind Catherine and looking at the back of her head. She left because the family wouldn’t capitulate to her demands. She doesn’t really want to improve the world. She just wants money and status. She also doesn’t understand what it is to be high-end and her confused brand reflects that - from the name to the wide range of bland products. They carry a big price tag that suggests high end but without a trustworthy, honest, clean profile. She’ll buy cheap toxic stuff at wholesale prices and sell to people who want to be high-end.
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Toxic is correct.
@@andrealejandra4105❤🎉
No one wants to buy her crap. She should try to sell it in dollar tree
Dollar Tree, hah hah
Meghan Markle is the white Gwyneth Paltrow.
Holy shit that's funny.
🎯💯 Same dislikeability! 👍
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Lmao
Brilliant 😂
💯 sociopath
Definitely!
Harry too, but he has an excuse he is Dumb.
She’s not a sociopath but a narcissist lol
Agree. She has no conscience. She uses other people’s pain to promote herself
Meghan's integrity is going down like the Hindenburg
Pretty sure she never had any to begin with right?
What integrity?
I love his rants about Meghan Markle 😂
Me too 😅😂❤
Princess Diana died due to getting in a car with a drunk driver and not wearing a seat belt
That is the truth!
Yes sure 😂
@@katestephens8848 So you think the driver only pretended to crash the car? You don't sound very bright.
Period, end of story!
@@ACS402010 Uhh, maybe he really crashed the car because he was drunk?
I guess the alternative is selling bbq sauce to black people. 😂😂
Will pass 😂
And Vegan chicken batter!
Hahahaah maybe look at what we actually buy you fool
She hates people of colour. Look how she treats them.
Meghan went from Royalty to selling pots and pans, and Dog treats 😂 how the girl failed 😂
And she won't succeed at that cause she's a lazy f-n grifter
Users
A Montecito Temu
😂😂😂😂😂
Manufactured in the same sweatshops by child slaves!
Ha ha very true.
😂😂😂😂
Good stuff!👌🤣
She's not shrewd enough to be a "girl boss". She needs someone smarter than both her and Harry in order to make them money.
And she’s LAZY
but she can't stand that.
But..... but she's the smart one not the pretty one, haven't you heard?
American riveria orchard….wtf does that mean hahahaha
Sounds like an old folks home. Or an asylum. She can check into the asylum.
Another Rip Off by the Duchess of Suck ARO
I believe the French Riviera is similar to Southern California, climate wise. Then add an orchard on the end, and bang. You got a horrible name for a brand. Drop the Orchard and its not too bad.
A Royal Outcast
It’s her copy of Flamingo Estate, another ‘lifestyle company’ that Meghan pretended to be interested in as a partner, then stole their ideas after they’d given her an inside look at the company, then declined her as a partner.
She only can copy. Lately I heard that even the TIG was a copy of a guy two years prior to her opening it.
Tiggy was the name of William and Harry's nanny. Coincidence?
Best takedown of MM and the state of our country. Bravo!
She should go all-in and call the company "Let them eat cake Incorporated"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice callback
You win, sir.
Meghan’s video clip remind me of a witch roaming at a mansion on a woods waiting for Gretel & Hansel. Then the next scene was she she is boiling something in her kitchen. Play the video clip to a suitable misic background, you will get it.
Perfect
Her sister in law disappears, her father in law is ill…I blame Meghan as a bad omen.
Bro 😭 that family has blood on its hands, can't blame it all on Megan
@@QTpatootie95 She is the evil one. She is Lady Macbeth incarnate
@@QTpatootie95 Meghan is like Lady Macbeth
People living with narcs and their effects really do suffer more physical illness, and serious illness. Not a laughing matter.
@@QTpatootie95What blood?
She met with The Flaming Estate and stole their product ideas. She has no creativity and she steals everything.
It’s Flamingo Estate
...and pot & pans , jims & jams...all drop shipped from China
she makes arrangements with Chinese sugars to sell in China.
Temu
Megu 😂
It really is all about selling sh1t in Target 😂😂😂😂
I can’t wait to buy American Riviera Orchard, Martha Stewart Living, and American Aviation Gin at Target 💀
hahaha "three words that don't even make sense together"
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
My thoughts exactly 😂
Truest words ever spoken
She’s plagiarised the name of one of King Charles charities “Community Orchard Project” and used it for her own nefarious means.
@Mrs.Highland you probably need to look up what plagiarism means
Just a simple gal barefoot and in ripped jeans.😂
She's a hugger, you know. 👍😙
🤮
Just wanting to hug hug hug her new in laws and getting slapped away by that mean ol b*tch “Kate” 😂😂😂
Hardly a girl, you mean middle, aged woman; pushing 50🎉😂
“Three words that don’t even make sense together”😂😂😂
The woman really did go with an AI-generated brand name
Wu Tang name generator
Yep lol the name says it all. She’s such a damn fake. I feel bad for those kids being around her. Because you know she’s gonna put herself before them any day.
What kids?
Meghan was one of the first to understand that virtual reality is, er, virtual. So I can say I have kids. I can even get Royal titles for ‘kids’. I can put out a ‘photo’ once in a while. Ultimate optical illusion.
No worries, no kids
This is how I feel about you when the Patreon is late
You remember you are talking to a CEO of Fake Business, right?
FAKE BUSINESS BUT HE REALLY TAKES YOUR MONEY
"FAKE BUSINESS DOESN'T ALWAYS TURN OUT THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO", our Dear Leader.
Apologies for the all-caps, I was trying to capture Tim's enthusiasm with mere written words.
And then it just ends up being another Kump episode...
@@goncalolazaro5211 apology accepted
American Riviera Orchard is a lot like buying into Stratton Oakmont.
Sell me this ramekin
Nice reference 👍
Incredible reference
Sssttteeeevvveee Maaaaddddeennnnn
Oakmont Seneca
She launched it early because she thought she would garner more support with everything thats going on with kate. Yet her instagram is still empty. Nothing going on. Why launch when its not ready?
I can't decide who has a worse PR team, her or the actual Royal Family
@@adrimcandrew-jj8qiHer, hands down her.
Why? Because she’s a sociopathic opportunist. That is her 1 & Only talent. Just like the Kartrashians
Because she's not a very bright person
seems like they are just taking investor money and not following through who knows maybe this will come to fruition.
Tim is the greatest social commentator of our time.
Do we really need another celebrity trying to sell their brand .
No, we don’t but she needs to sell the brand to any fool that will buy it
You give her too much credit, Meghan wakes up with an idea and gets bored when it’s too much work and then stumbles into another idea.
Why the fuck is the podcast censored now? What adult wants to listen to constant beeps like it’s on prime time tv or some shit.
YT demonotizes all videos now with curse words.
None of the other channels I watch on youtube are doing this. Only Tim.@@BruceLee-rc2dr
HG Tudor dedicated a video on this video.
You’re freaking hysterical 😂😂😂
Tim- HG Tudor (Knowing the Narcissist : Ultra) spoke about you & your podcast about Meghan today, as it was reported on in the Spectator magazine by Damian Riley. 👏👏👏
My only issue is the idea that anyone actually cares or ever really cared about Megan Markle.
She is soo EMPTY
“NATO is Target for weapons.” 😂
Barack Obama and his Orchard...
Immigrants can't go to the Orchard?
Meghan Markle starting her own Orchard...
what is it with Americans and Orchards?
We do love a nice orchard. I have one. Really
I think she wants it to sound like "Martha's Vineyard" where all the mansions are. And ofc she's tryna associate herself with Caroline Bessett who she also copies constantly.
No the recent she left was because she could not get her own way. She thought she could tell the Royal Family what to do, she does not realise it that it sounds like a plantation! Please bring Putin on its gotta be better than what's going on now! Plus what's going on with Harry's charity in Africa! Please mention that!
Nope, the queen kicked her out and Just Sparry followed. When he says he wants the RF to apologize that's what he's referring to 😂
QVC in 6 months
And if they don't sell her products they're racist
omg Yessss😂
Nicer than me…I was thinking going to discount or thrift stores 😮
I'm thinking parking lot, out of the back of a van with a folding table.
Penny market haha😂
there was no racism, but she needed some reason to get her Elephant away from his family
That’s what sociopaths do…isolate the target, alienate them from friends and family
This is the peak of contemporary American art.
How is this the first time the algorithm introduced me to you? I love the Royal family l, I appreciate their role and what they do but can’t stand Meghan and Harry now!
Me too, before I woke up to their corruption.
Meg is grasping because she has no more awards to buy. Also, buy all the awards you want they don’t bring you $$$$
ARO - A Rancid Odour from Montecito
*A Royal Outcast!* 😂😂
😂😂
American riviera what the fuck does that mean and is Meghan Markle pronounced with an italian accent?
Meg selling her stuff at Target is so possible now that Target plans to become a dollar store. For real.
She has left the Tig and now she is going back to lower than the Tig because she can't get a million followers
Temu Markle. Megan GO SEE YOUR FATHER. HE’S HAD A STROKE AND A HEART ATTACK
She is a joke
Tim is just jealous Meghan Markle is better than him at fake business
SHE'S A FAKE BUSINESS LEGEND
Females, the fakest of fakes no surprise here.
she was born to wear a lizards skin@@MiggerPlease
That’s why he wants to have lunch with her.
FAKE BUSINESS INC., Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
I always want to use Tim Dillon’s rants with my friends and act like I came up with them 😂
Go for it man!
American Ravioli Fruitcake is a great lifestyle choice for all aspirational feminist role models- go for it girls.. Yahh!
You forgot to mention the word salads.
And if you pay her $2k she'll even toss that salad for you!! 😂
No one was buying the Clvr coffee that she invested in. They sold it to Target.
So glad to find your channel ❤listening all the true listening about Meghan Markle I subscribed your channel ❤❤❤❤❤you just the best 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
She's saving the world, one ramekin at a time
Honestly, I thought she was tan or of a darker complexion. Her life sounds so rough .
She’s a victim get over it
Life's harder for tanned people now? 😅
@@Austin-sv6iolife is set up to be much easier for black people actually. Not anyone else’s fault that they don’t all take advantage of their immense privilege
@@Austin-sv6io Ever heard of the paper bag test?
Ive never heard someone make fun of tan people, only jealousy. Pale people, yes. But maybe mixed race people have complexes because they never want to identify as white or mixed race, but the brown people dont accept them.
Pale Lizards 😂
This was so funny and spot on,
Love from the UK🤣🫡🇬🇧💙
I definitely think Oprah is going to get some of Nutmeg's products to use as giveaways to the audience. Oh no wait Oprah will have to pay for it 😭😭 but she could still rely on the celebrities who attended the fairy tale wedding
This is exactly why the Princess Diana bear is worth more.
Imagine she started selling pillows
She wanted out before she even got in the castle. She wasn't paid and lived in a small cottage. The writing was on the wall when soap Oprah Winfrey laughed at their home
Originally had 10 bedrooms, after being redone by the Harkles has 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 5,000 sq ft on 33 acres of private gardens. Not small at all.
I love Tim’s honesty 😂 laying it all out 👏🏻👏🏻
This rant is brilliant!
Tim, the words you choose are magical. The background you have there also awesome.
Top or bottom?
I'm not gay, but I find you intriguing in a dangerous way. Or maybe, dangerous in a gay way. Perhaps gay, in an intriguing way. Let me get back to you.
Wait. When did tim’s show started to BEEP every curse word??
Who in the world is Megan Markle?
Omfg I love you, she’s nobody, just a race baiter
The harlot most famous for turning a real life Prince…into a TOAD 🐸
Absolutely 💯 true!!!
I somehow just now realized Tim dyed his hair piss yellow like Jared Leto in fight club.
That's how you know he's gay.
thank you editor.. for making it 60 frames per second.. if you are a rich guy in Austin with a big tv you can notice 💯
Editor 😎👍
What's with all the bleeping of words? It kills the moment.
Kills the ad revenue 🤗
@@ajones5683He could always not curse knowing it’s going to be bleeped. Win win.
@@GatsbyMyselfwhere’s the fun in that
You are so spot on
That was fantastic! Dying laughing here
Stay amazing Tim
That's such a clunky name
She married into a family that heads a Giant Colonial Empire then acts surprised they could racially insensitive at times. Her values are: chase clout. The perfect Hollywood Princess
Evidence of the racism?
Not much of an empire. UK lost almost all of it.
@@GUITARTIME2024the Bank of The City of London laughs in silence at your comment
you have poor people IQ@@GUITARTIME2024
Strange though that a racist family spent $38 million on her wedding - not to mention giving Harry their blessing to marry her.
yes, she is taking the world for a ride. Nobody is stopping her, nobody is ghosting her - yet, she is doing it to everybody else.
American Riviera Orchard Montecito sounds most white as possible 😂
I have never watched you before, but I like your correct observation of what is blatantly obvious to the world. But how can they be stopped. Everybody has tried but haven't succeeded!!! Can your wit do it. You would be a hero to the world if you can. Everyone will thank you forever.
What does arranging flowers and wearing a ball gown got to do with selling DOG FOOD.😂😂😂
You’ve proven to me that you are a real human being mentioning children of GAZA love you lots 💐🙏🇵🇸
Yes! ❤
"and your daughter doesn't hate you" ---- btw that Diana's impression was Amazing.
Thomas Pynchon called it best with his actor who played a lawyer who become a lawyer or was it the lawyer who became an actor playing a lawyer.
Briefcase # 2 for the win as Briefcase 1 goes missing in the tunnel !
Omg this is amazing 😂😂😂
I am falling in love with Tim's rants
This was a hilarious bit!!! ❤😂😂
My mom knows more about this Megan lady than she knows about me.
She scrolls Facebook and clicks links to this lady while I'm telling her about my day.
She'll tell everyone about how I'm a failure and how she wishes I was successful like Leonardo DiCaprio.
This sounds insane, but that's the truth.
Sad sad truth. The boomers.
We have the same boomer mom
Well why aren’t you successful like Leo?
Lady? Woman is plenty
Sounds like ai made up name for a brand
That’s what the UN is: Target for weapons
Ukraine: do not confuse a global lifestyle brand with a enduring relationship with this country
God damn! Dillon really does nail it sometimes
You are so spot on about Meghan!!!!!! 🎯
Perfect British accent 😂❤