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  • The Good | The Shy | And The Smart Arse Salesman |
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    Today I was just having a look around a car sales showroom and came across three types of people.
    The first security guard was brilliant, he was funny and liked a laugh.
    The second security guard was feeling very shy and intimidated, which is the wrong thing for a security guard to be.
    The third was a salesman that's supposed to be able to talk to people and make them feel relaxed, not be a smart arse and make themselves look a fool.
    So, I hope you enjoy the video.
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Komentáře • 399

  • @phillipsharpe6459
    @phillipsharpe6459 Před 3 lety +78

    He's a good advert for the company, what a prat, 😂😂😂👍

    • @rosemarydudley9954
      @rosemarydudley9954 Před rokem

      Slippery as an eel that last one. He'd better watch out or he'll disappear up his own aR$e hole ... ha ha ha
      Again, well done PJ.

  • @oldseadogcb3130
    @oldseadogcb3130 Před 3 lety +66

    A very "pleasant" security guy, followed by a very "paranoid" security guy, and finally, followed by a very "POMPOUS" junior management salesman who NO ONE in their right mind would EVER buy a vehicle off!!! Silly Billy Crazy Dealer!!! Fine interaction all round PJ

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +18

      Thanks my friend, it was very amusing to make this video, I like snotty nosed kids that think they know everything, then shooting them down. Very enjoyable 😂😂👍

    • @oldseadogcb3130
      @oldseadogcb3130 Před 3 lety +12

      @@PJAudits You always do it with grace and professionalism PJ 👍👍

  • @staceyblain6757
    @staceyblain6757 Před 3 lety +85

    What a Pompous so and so .. well done pj 👏 always polite and respectful

  • @simondamsell5508
    @simondamsell5508 Před 3 lety +97

    the salesman said the security guard was uncomfortable being filmed but i bet he is comfortable watching people on C.C.TV without their knowledge of him watching

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +20

      He's in the wrong job if he's uncomfortable 😂

    • @simondamsell5508
      @simondamsell5508 Před 3 lety +8

      @@PJAudits 100% agree
      love your audits and what you audit especially the way you present excellent work

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +7

      @@simondamsell5508 thanks 👍👍

    • @barryabell5410
      @barryabell5410 Před 3 lety +6

      Probably not a legal employee 🤣🤣

    • @misssparky5574
      @misssparky5574 Před 3 lety +5

      @@PJAudits if he,s uncomfortable with dealing with the public, you should have told that passive aggressive insulting arrogant person who told you that, tell him there's a perfect job for him in a lighthouse lol. 🤡🤣😜

  • @kevintraynor4508
    @kevintraynor4508 Před 3 lety +43

    You have better skills at talking to people than the car sales person.

  • @petermoto409
    @petermoto409 Před 3 lety +33

    Hold on. The security guard called an employee because he felt unsafe??? WTF?

  • @danablack9723
    @danablack9723 Před 3 lety +18

    "Have you got a spare brollie mate" creased 😂😂

  • @karlhawkes
    @karlhawkes Před 3 lety +54

    security guards who panic about being filmed, seem very suspicious from my point of view.

    • @nigelmurray2532
      @nigelmurray2532 Před 2 lety +6

      Yes. It's to do with claiming benefits. Whoops!

    • @karlhawkes
      @karlhawkes Před 2 lety +4

      @@nigelmurray2532 and maybe not declaring criminal convictions to their employer for thuggery.

    • @Glasgowcrime
      @Glasgowcrime Před 2 lety +2

      On the social probs on casual 5.50phr

    • @grimaldus1967
      @grimaldus1967 Před 2 lety

      @@karlhawkes or Maybe they just don't want to be filmed and uploaded to YT by pathetic Oldman that wastes his life filming industrial estates.

    • @karlhawkes
      @karlhawkes Před 2 lety +1

      @@grimaldus1967 he ain't pathetic

  • @lint8391
    @lint8391 Před 3 lety +17

    Visited that car dealer site a couple of times years ago. When they were called something else. The pricing of their cars was so stupidly high for what they were that we never got within 1000 miles of buying anything from them.

    • @lint8391
      @lint8391 Před 2 lety +4

      @@lunchtimelunatic2536 Learning experiences are not wastes of time.

  • @jamesmack157
    @jamesmack157 Před 2 lety +6

    It must be a shock to the system when these guys suddenly realize how impotent they truly are in such encounters.

  • @paulwatling5400
    @paulwatling5400 Před 3 lety +42

    It always makes me laugh when the bellends warn you about standing in the road whilst doing the same thing

  • @mrgreen8654
    @mrgreen8654 Před 3 lety +25

    Can the security guy not stick up for himself then?? He must be in the wrong job 😂

    • @simonwebber
      @simonwebber Před 3 lety +2

      … another Dover migrant.

    • @mrgreen8654
      @mrgreen8654 Před 3 lety +2

      @@simonwebber 🤫🤫 You're not allowed to say that... We're supposed to be welcoming with open arms so the government can make its people trafficking money 😂🤣

    • @Stewart.T
      @Stewart.T Před rokem

      Pay peanuts you get ..........

    • @mrgreen8654
      @mrgreen8654 Před rokem

      @@Stewart.T "... A useless cunt"?

  • @andrewmacintosh3129
    @andrewmacintosh3129 Před 3 lety +43

    That teenager has a massive chip on his shoulder. Snowflake generation.

    • @zenex1741
      @zenex1741 Před 3 lety +3

      Boomers are the snowflake generation, get your facts straight. This lad was just a bit of a pompous prick.

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 Před 3 lety +2

      Come on guys people don't fundamentally change their are snowflakes in every generation 🙄

    • @Zooumberg
      @Zooumberg Před 3 lety

      I would have asked if he was getting paid for his work experience.

    • @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24
      @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 Před 2 lety

      Alot of the current gen need to run away to a special "safe space" if they encounter so much as a different opinion. Some even call the police if they get offended by something. Truly a snowflake generation

  • @zenex1741
    @zenex1741 Před 3 lety +14

    I can only imagine his phone call to the police... "Yes well there's a man here and I told him I'd appreciate it if he wasn't here, and he told me no... Yes please, bring all of the officers immediately."

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +5

      What a numpty he is 🤣🤣

  • @barryabell5410
    @barryabell5410 Před 3 lety +45

    If a security guard feels threatened by asking for a brolly then he's doing the wrong job 🙄🙄🤣🤣

  • @Ubique2927
    @Ubique2927 Před 3 lety +28

    You should tell them that telling you to move on has just put another hour onto your staying there.

  • @Nilzipan
    @Nilzipan Před 3 lety +26

    The fragility of the human ego.

  • @davetourle4250
    @davetourle4250 Před 3 lety +8

    You are the best auditers on CZcams PJ... Always polite with the right amount of sarcasm, enough to make them feel silly). You don't bite when they are trying to insult or bully you with there ego. Good work my friend.

  • @josh_bfc_2769
    @josh_bfc_2769 Před 3 lety +47

    I certainly won't be shopping there for a vehicle

    • @blimeyboris8856
      @blimeyboris8856 Před 3 lety +2

      You couldn’t afford one ☝🏻 😂

    • @royhardy407
      @royhardy407 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blimeyboris8856 Exactly A cheap banger down BCA would be the best bet for this one.

    • @blimeyboris8856
      @blimeyboris8856 Před 3 lety +1

      @Steven Parker none. I’m Ryan DONAGHEY aka Bum Chin Buzztex audit !

  • @noreenmcgick2355
    @noreenmcgick2355 Před 3 lety +12

    If the security guard considers a request for an umbrella as hostile behaviour then I dread to think how he'd react if I asked him the time.

  • @rjp666
    @rjp666 Před 3 lety +14

    This is just like a good day fishing, chuck out a line and real them in one by one.
    Great job👍

  • @grimprawn902
    @grimprawn902 Před 3 lety +12

    Darren appreciates the WALK OF SHAME.

  • @martinkehoe4034
    @martinkehoe4034 Před 3 lety +58

    Why is the security uncomfortable is he working illegally.

  • @MartiBlagborough
    @MartiBlagborough Před 3 lety +48

    Brilliant video as always PJ. Respect
    The salesman just wanted you to obey him commands lol. Jig on Mr sales jockey

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +3

      Cheers matey 👍👍😉

    • @user-pf5xq3lq8i
      @user-pf5xq3lq8i Před 3 lety +8

      On a powertrip that one, looks straight out of comedy series "The Office".

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 Před 2 lety +4

      Britain, where the new national pastime is Dunning - Kruger syndrome.................

    • @jasonvoorhees5640
      @jasonvoorhees5640 Před rokem +2

      @@thewomble1509 😂

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 Před 3 lety +16

    First security guy was perfect in his interaction with you, the other 2 need training to that guys standards ;-)

  • @carcrash666
    @carcrash666 Před 3 lety +36

    1st security nice chap,2nd needs a different occupation. Salesman needs to mind his own and get back to work. Nice one PJ 👍

  • @garethblake3941
    @garethblake3941 Před 3 lety +13

    Maybe they should be thanking you for the free advertising you gave them now you have highlighted their business and now they might get some customers!! Keep up the good work and stay safe.

  • @chrisleon7312
    @chrisleon7312 Před 3 lety +12

    Pedestrians always have right of way, even on the road, with the obvious exception of motorways and dual carriage ways.

  • @ryandonagheylovescash4710
    @ryandonagheylovescash4710 Před 3 lety +26

    It’s Arthur Dailey
    Where’s Terry when you need him

  • @johncooper3392
    @johncooper3392 Před 3 lety +11

    manager was a real prat

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 Před 3 lety +2

      He wasn't a manager . Just a low rank employee who thinks the company love him 🤣

  • @electrifyingbeatz598
    @electrifyingbeatz598 Před 3 lety +10

    Bet he doesn't feel uncomfortable selling the extortionate Sulaguard paint protection.

  • @sergeyastov6353
    @sergeyastov6353 Před 3 lety +53

    I wonder what they're hiding.
    They need to be investigated could be a chop shop.

  • @t5jerry
    @t5jerry Před 3 lety +11

    i enjoyed that, he thought you`d be a walkover when he came out, as you pointed out, most people would have ignored you standing at the gate, but as you said , he was attracting attention maybe you should try that other auditors fav saying...........🤐🤐🤐......."ZIP IT" !

  • @martinsmusic2223
    @martinsmusic2223 Před 3 lety +12

    Needs a mass audit at that second gate. Ever get the feeling someone needs the short sharp shock that they've yet to receive?

  • @carparkcampers8407
    @carparkcampers8407 Před 3 lety +9

    He was a nice down to earth security guard the salesman was a knob 😂

  • @brian.7966
    @brian.7966 Před rokem +1

    running away with his tail between his legs. love it just love it.

  • @ChrisPrice1977
    @ChrisPrice1977 Před 3 lety +15

    Cameras don't lie. And that security guard now look rather stupid for saying you were hostile towards him.

  • @allenperdue7723
    @allenperdue7723 Před 3 lety +3

    Typical shady car salesman. Quite passive aggressive! Keep up the good work P.J!

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad Před 2 lety +1

    "Its just the attention you like is it?" Says the man who came to stand in front of the camera.

  • @chosenone8454
    @chosenone8454 Před 3 lety +12

    Car salesman not the brightest prospect needs to get over himself their cars can remain available

  • @orly9246
    @orly9246 Před 3 lety +13

    I do like the way you respond to people asking what your doing. Seen a few that instantly go on the offensive and it’s abit harsh sometimes. Stay polite buddy.

  • @benjijack22
    @benjijack22 Před 3 lety +4

    Silly little man on a MASSIVE EGO TRIP! - My Staff, My Customers MY This, My That ----------- JOG ON a youtube STAR!!

  • @russbeardsley8655
    @russbeardsley8655 Před 3 lety +2

    Security guard "you're not in public", followed by a green public footpath sign 😂

  • @nightjar9021
    @nightjar9021 Před 3 lety +4

    'what so you need sir'? I need you to leave me alone while I perform a perfectly lawful activity....

  • @ericanderson8556
    @ericanderson8556 Před 3 lety +1

    Finally a guard who had some common decency. 👍

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 Před 3 lety +22

    Another one fresh off the boat who thinks he knows the law. Why are there so many ignorant immigrant security staff ? I suspect security is the only employment they can find that does not require intelligence and they believe implicitly any old twaddle their employer tells them.

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 Před 3 lety

      Exactly that!
      Also they like to employ controllable drone like characters with low IQ's.

    • @zenex1741
      @zenex1741 Před 3 lety +2

      tbf there's a lot of old white English people working security, and they're just as thick. Let's not make ignorance of the law a race thing.

    • @topsunnn
      @topsunnn Před 3 lety

      @@zenex1741 because they sometimes employ retarded people for the security cabin. I think there is a law or something that makes businesses employ people like them

    • @declanokeeffe84
      @declanokeeffe84 Před 2 lety

      This comment has got 20 thumbs up and counting. Just shows what a shower of ignorant Xenophobic pricks now inhabit good old blighty.

  • @silverstreetmoto1458
    @silverstreetmoto1458 Před 3 lety +5

    Hmm,folk might be tempted to go visit this salesman and spend a long time wasting his.😉nice one pj👍

  • @lbl8ke
    @lbl8ke Před rokem +1

    There was a Public Footpath direction sign running past the fence.🤣

  • @johnnosiennek7066
    @johnnosiennek7066 Před 3 lety +3

    So the salesman says it's the attention you seek ,yet he is there for the attention he seeks in front of the camera !

  • @kevinsancto1574
    @kevinsancto1574 Před rokem

    The manager was very rude sarcastic and unprofessional great job representing your company. What a complete tool he was I think the director should have words with him.

  • @johnbratley6926
    @johnbratley6926 Před 3 lety +8

    In gauging public trust I believe car sales persons (PC version) rank 343rd just one up from politicians.

  • @alancooper4783
    @alancooper4783 Před 3 lety +2

    Well that guy just wasted his time to enable us to enjoy another great audit.

  • @17thghost42
    @17thghost42 Před 3 lety +4

    These are call legs haha gotta love PJ

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +2

      I can be a bit of a smart arse myself when I want to be 😂😂😂😂👍

  • @andyfoster1917
    @andyfoster1917 Před 2 lety +2

    The sales and security company’s got free Advertising 😂

  • @superskier2
    @superskier2 Před 3 lety +5

    If they don't want their customers to be seen and their security are uncomfortable being visible from public land then its up to them to create the privacy.

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +3

      I didn't video their customers, he was just being a smart arse 😂👍

    • @superskier2
      @superskier2 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PJAudits Typical car salesman...lol.

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 Před 2 lety

      @@PJAudits He couldn't be a smart arse with any competence!

  • @gary8306
    @gary8306 Před 3 lety +1

    Oh no, he's going to make a phone call😲

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 Před 3 lety +2

    That salesman thinks he more important than he is.

    • @alcoyne3333333333333
      @alcoyne3333333333333 Před 3 lety

      Yeah and he thinks the company love's him 🤣 he's just a number to them. 🤣

  • @MrClockworkbanana
    @MrClockworkbanana Před rokem +1

    I need to phone the ambulance for my security guards ego

  • @Gypsyauditor
    @Gypsyauditor Před 3 lety +11

    Haha keep up the great work 💪💪

  • @Showtime6192009
    @Showtime6192009 Před 3 lety +11

    i love watching your vids not for the business but for ur interactions with all the brainless wonders who think they know the law when they don't lol

  • @miket9227
    @miket9227 Před 3 lety +4

    Second hand car sales man couldnt make in a main dealer franchise so ends up at the lowest end of the market - ignore, he is lower than a snakes undercarriage and much more slimey.

  • @collinw1353
    @collinw1353 Před 3 lety +5

    Sidewalks are an uncomfortable thing.

  • @stephenbrown5844
    @stephenbrown5844 Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @andyfoster1917
    @andyfoster1917 Před 2 lety +1

    Well the security company got free advertising 😂

  • @nigelramkissoonraja6916
    @nigelramkissoonraja6916 Před 3 lety +3

    Maximum respect from Trinidad and Tobago Caribbean 🇹🇹✨❤️ Viva Cuba 💯 big up PJ Audits ✨

    • @maureenkidd6629
      @maureenkidd6629 Před 3 lety +1

      How're you going Raja?

    • @nigelramkissoonraja6916
      @nigelramkissoonraja6916 Před 3 lety

      @@maureenkidd6629 I'm okay thanks 😊 gtsy always ❤️feel free to request me Raja Nigel on messenger ✨

  • @letslaugh100
    @letslaugh100 Před 3 lety +1

    Let the complaints commence. Head office should see this 😆🤣

  • @sh-dy2pb
    @sh-dy2pb Před 2 lety

    World class service 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @sirtinley-knot2944
    @sirtinley-knot2944 Před 2 lety

    The big security guard was a lovely guy bless him

  • @lynnault1814
    @lynnault1814 Před 2 lety +1

    Just love this video it made my day brilliant

  • @mickmcloughlin5816
    @mickmcloughlin5816 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm going to make phone call I reckon he's calling his mum

  • @peterlongwood9933
    @peterlongwood9933 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ll make a phonecall 😂😂 calling the ghostbusters are ya pal

  • @doncumberbatch6416
    @doncumberbatch6416 Před 2 lety +1

    If I put one foot in front of the other I can get out of the way fairly easily ‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @nemo6686
    @nemo6686 Před 3 lety +1

    Pay security so they can hide while you go outside yourself and protect their feelz!

  • @paulbarrow2497
    @paulbarrow2497 Před 3 lety +5

    Uncomfortable for aman with a camera outside premises. Can you imagine if it kicked off or they got robbed? Joke security guard

  • @plumberman4u
    @plumberman4u Před 2 lety +1

    Hmmm, I think I'll go elsewhere if I need a car.
    That paranoid bell end of a salesman put me off dealing with this company.
    Security guy was COOL.

  • @Son_Of_Scotland
    @Son_Of_Scotland Před 3 lety +2

    I'm really enjoying your videos. You have a great demeanor and unique style.

  • @nigelmurray2532
    @nigelmurray2532 Před 2 lety +4

    Some security guards don't like being filmed because some security guards are claiming benefits they are not entitled to receive. I know of two. They can be very naughty at times. Bad boys!

  • @ericanderson8556
    @ericanderson8556 Před 3 lety +5

    This will be a sad world if we have to cater to anyone feeling “Uncomfortable”. SMH

  • @bikerdazboybikerdazboy9226

    Keep doing the videos,
    brilliant

  • @alcoyne3333333333333
    @alcoyne3333333333333 Před 3 lety +1

    First guy was awesome 👍

  • @handyjayes1
    @handyjayes1 Před 2 lety

    Shirt and tie man trying his very best to do an impression of a policeman 😆🤪

  • @Rainbow-16492
    @Rainbow-16492 Před 2 lety +1

    Another great video 🙌

  • @davidp4043
    @davidp4043 Před 2 lety +1

    Put one in front of another
    Classic brilliance 😅

  • @katem58785
    @katem58785 Před 2 lety

    Hi from Australia, just found your channel great I usually watch to plod or not to plod, may I say love your dream's. Happy New Year 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌻🌻

  • @moonshotxrp9860
    @moonshotxrp9860 Před 3 lety +1

    100 percent report them to the SIA

  • @peterwelden2448
    @peterwelden2448 Před 2 lety

    i like your videos .very interesting keep it up . thanks

  • @allanthomas6238
    @allanthomas6238 Před 2 lety

    The passive aggressive salesman was just a silly little boy

  • @KendalMike
    @KendalMike Před 2 lety +1

    The salesman reminds me of Owen Jones!

  • @bigboy0625
    @bigboy0625 Před rokem +1

    Should lie when they ask tell them "your looking what to steal when dark falls with"

  • @thewomble1509
    @thewomble1509 Před 2 lety +1

    Security guard working and signing on................

  • @andybigchief
    @andybigchief Před 2 lety

    He’s in his cabinet hahaha

  • @DameEdna42
    @DameEdna42 Před 3 lety +5

    What is he hiding or wanting to keep secret? His he and the security guards claiming state benefits?

  • @sebulreath7401
    @sebulreath7401 Před 2 lety +1

    Amazing that employee sells any vehicle with such a narrow perspective of reality.

  • @nigelfarley814
    @nigelfarley814 Před 3 lety +4

    If people didn’t buy new cars there wouldn’t be any secondhand ones

  • @timothyfitz1010
    @timothyfitz1010 Před 3 lety +4

    Before the internet, people used Walkman/personal music devices, books, magazines, and newspapers to entertain ourselves while killing time in public.

    • @technojoe4079
      @technojoe4079 Před 3 lety +2

      I'd take back those years anyday.

    • @PJAudits
      @PJAudits  Před 3 lety +1

      I'd like to be 18 again 😉😉

    • @timothyfitz1010
      @timothyfitz1010 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PJAudits don't know why, but being 19 is very memorable to me. My recollection of that age is abundantly clear.

    • @timothyfitz1010
      @timothyfitz1010 Před 3 lety

      @@technojoe4079 they were much different times.

  • @redviking4174
    @redviking4174 Před 2 lety

    Bless. He tried to pretend to be the police. Probably went home a little sore today.

  • @just4laughs142
    @just4laughs142 Před 2 lety +1

    Bloody hell I almost thought he had sold you a car for a minute then 😆

  • @King786_
    @King786_ Před 3 lety +2

    Great vlog !!!

  • @garycumberland5922
    @garycumberland5922 Před 3 lety +2

    perfect title

  • @nanjipatel
    @nanjipatel Před 3 lety +4

    The security guy feels uncomfortable by being videoed. Is he in the right job.