@@hiloskyrealistically, the military would handle it pretty fast. If they can fend off intelligent armed enemies, they'd surely kill all those rotten creatures that can't even walk straight.
Somehow I think your arm will wear off before conservative guys run out of ammo😂 Last estimate is that we have a trillion rounds. That means rural America has 126 rounds for every person on earth and just under 500 million guns to shoot that ammo out of and that number is just sales since we started counting in 1994. That is why in the zombie movies cities are overrun by flesh eating brain dead Democrats while the rural farmer is drinking a beer with his friends and going zombie hunting. Cities are filled with terrified screams, rural areas have “What a wonderful world,” playing from pickup trucks that are filled from our farm fuel tanks. Cities, even non zombies are resorting to cannibalism. Rural is kicking back eating fried chicken and corn bread. Cities are drinking their urine. Rural are complaining we had to reinstall the hand pump on the well but at least we get to tell our beautiful wives that we were right to hang onto all that stuff she called junk. Zombies in rural areas can’t hardly make it past the bear traps and barbed wire let alone Cletus who has been dropping deer at 500 yards since he was in pull-ups.
Imagine surviving months, barely getting by, you lost your group, food’s low, water’s even worse. One day you hear a commotion, you run to see this man in perfect clean clothing with loafers and glasses on, absolutely crushing a horde with that hand-in-pocket stance
This sounds a lot like the whole "Fear an old man in a profession where men die young" or...I forget the quote, but the whole Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy thing about the towel. Something to the general effect of "Many people can get through crazy situations, but if a man can do that with a bathtowel, and kept the bathtowel clean - that is NOT a man you want to mess with."
He's convinced that he's holding the best zombie defense weapon that has been or will ever be thought of. I admire the dedication he has to the cause. As you can see...this man spared no words or effort in his quest to drive this apocalypse prep-changing point home. His biggest surprise, however, will be on Z-Day when he rips his clothes off to expose the cape and the big "S" on his chest he's been hiding from everyone at the Daily Planet all this time.
What I don’t understand about most zombie movies and games is how every military on planet earth has somehow been defeated but teenagers and people with 0 combat training somehow survive the longest
Exactly my thoughts. I think the idea is that the zombies were just too plentiful, but if you've ever seen a heavy machine gun at work you'd know that those hordes would be hamburger pretty quick.
@@Billy-js6mv but there’s a higher density of civilians than there are military personnel and with all that weaponry and armour it makes no sense for every single military on earth to be defeated but for civilians with 0 training to somehow survive the longest the military has tanks machine guns nukes etc etc
@@jeesperflipson8138 well unless you actually see them blow up/get incinerated, they can always come back for example in an episode of Smallvile Chloe’s (fun fact her actress was involved in a human trafficking case/scandal.) safe-house blows up after she enters it, but she shows up several episodes later completely or at the very least mostly unharmed (it’s been a while since I last watched the show). This is only possible since they never showed a death scene. Also even if you see a body they can still live via shenanigans, an example being Jason Todd who depending on the iteration was revived when Superboy Prime punched reality, via the Lazarus Pit or some mix of the two.
Well to be honest with you you could do much better then sticking with him as he is going to need help and protection from Real Men. He will not last long because he is nothing but a paper shuffler, soft hands probably never done A Hard Day's labor in his life. You would be much better off hooking up with a smart Tradesmen, someone who knows how to work hard all day long and can take it because the truth is most men aren't built like real men anymore. Lots of soy boys out there, soft as babyshit LOL PS I don't mean anything personal I'm just speaking in hypothetical and general terms. Peace out😊
@@christianwoods7749 I was under the impression that the Bec had a hammer with a flat face. The detail of three or four prongs belonged to the Lucerne Hammer. And yes it was terrifyingly efficient!
@@cosmicsans3997 IDK, I kinda feel that he got on the bad side of that random ass rich guy named Bruce Wayne and the dude just black listed him from the industry.
The condition of any such weapons found in a museum is questionable at best; I suppose it depends on what type of museum it is, but I don't think many would have anything as useful or robust as what you'd need.
@@D.H.1082 this i have so many stupid weapon like things I have welded up when it is slow at work and I am bored that I bring home. Just need to make some handles for them lol
It's more accurately a "Bec de Corbin (crows beak)," a variation of the polehammer. It was used in medieval France (as the name suggests), and it consists of a pick or claw on one side to peirce and peel away enemy platemail and a hammer to crush an enemy inside thier platemail.
Idk not to be that guy but a pole axe feels like a bad choice, it would get stuck on things fairly easy. Pretty sure pole axes are also made to puncher or strike armor, you could use a durable sword or mace with better results considering the zombies would be unarmored 🤓 This reinforced my distrust in lawyers if anything
For a second I thought you were talking about What Remains of Edith Finch and not htkam, and I was fully prepared to accept that one of the family members was just a nerd (affectionate)
Would you also want your hand gripping the end of the weapon that is in covered with decomposing humans bits and blood. Even the handle part would be kind of gross let alone the smashing end
i dont know.. i think piercing weapons are some of the worst weapons to have in a zoombie apocalypse. cuz 1. they dont feel pain. 2. they can get stuck. 3. you would have to aim for the head which is a skull and its highly likely it can get stuck. 1v1 "might" not be a problem. add to that if you miss now your wide open and it will take sometime to reset. i really think the baseball bat is probably the best tool. or other blunt objects.
@@dnegel9546 ofc this entirely depends on what kind of zombie we're dealing with. Not every lore allows for death at a head strike or has that as the sole weakness
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 yeah and also we dont know of its transmitted through blood. so getting blood on you could also be a factor in the type of weapon used.
People underestimate the value of a good sharp stick. Everyone’s like “Let’s use a sword for a melee weapon ” when a long sharp stick is significantly better.
@@ricardorascon88 A katana is a single utility weapon. It's a sword, and that's it - you can't use it as anything else. It's also limited and all but useless in close melee situations. The polearm in the video makes more sense.
Bro is def that one guy in a zombie movie/show that appears in the first episode, vanishes, and then reappears several seasons later being a vet at slaying zombies whilst everyone thought he was dead
@Slater Blanchard I think Robin would largely agree with your sentiment. They're not something most people need day to day. But that wasn't the application in question here
I think this weapon is a very poor choice. when you swing it towards a zombies head, it's going to get embedded into the skull. larger blunt weapons make more sense because you can keep swinging without ever getting stuck. sledgehammers, baseball bats, the classics.
@Lostpockets 222 sledgehammers are too heavy for protracted use, a warhmmer like this has a Blunt head on one side, which is historically was used when wanting to prevent the problem you mention
Can you imagine this dude swinging this around while one guy is staring evaluating whether or not he should buy one in case of zombie apocalypse? Lol. I know I’d probably buy one if that was the sales pitch.
@@yagami87 i couldn't help but laugh at the juxtaposition of office attire and medieval melee weaponry. But once i catch my breath I'd have to ask why would i buy one if I got a scrappy little Arc-Welder and all the bits and bobs to make a ghetto-version of this contraption myself, in my basement ... IF that was a sales pitch, which i obviously ain't. It just got that Vibe ^^P And let's be honest. Whatever a door-to door salesman in the Zombie apocalypse would be offering, would also be worth listenening to,.'Cuz there wouldn't be many of his kind left out there. And still doin that job speaks volume sabout how much he believes in his product. ;-D
It has driven me crazy for years that TWD's characters are primarily armed with knives. Even after the time skip, when Eugene had 6 years to teach them the Phalanx, and they still resort to shanking as the primary anti-Z method
@Dilbot Using a spear with reach is a much lower risk than using a knife lol How much stabbing experience do you have with a knife that you’d feel more comfortable being inches from something trying to eat you than feet away with a knife at the end of a stick?
@@phillipalexander7862 At the end of the day the best weapon is the one you feel comfortable actually using. They certainly have a bunch of theoretical disadvantages to overcome but the apocalypse at the current point in the show has been going for YEARS. It's hard to undo years of preferences that were good enough to keep you alive up to that point. plus I mean, its a show and knife fighting the zombies adds more tension for the viewers for basically free
@@DontBeMad911 The guy looks like a very rich yet very fucking strong and badass character, and by the choice of his weapon, i can tell you that he'd use the weirdest shit and make a whole deal out of it
If he was in a zombie movie/game, he looks like he would be a mild-mannered lawyer or businessman who is not about to let some zombies ruin his day or his new suit 😅
Now that journalism has pretty much died as a career, Clark Kent turned to CZcams to make money and keep up the appearance of being a Normal Human who had a Normal Human Job.
![Low quality memes i stole from discord but the memes get progressively better [V5]](/img/n.gif)
“And if you need to gain access to a building, well…”
Neighbor: “honey he’s right outside the window again”
I'm alerting the town guard, you ruffian!
🤣🤣🤣
nice sunless seas pfp
Nice
"Stop spying on Mr. Kent, Dorothy. He's a good boy. Remember him from Smallville."
It's so crazy that we've mastered protecting ourselves against zombies when they don't even exist
Yet.
It’s bound to happen one day some scientist will experiment and bring the plague maybe not in our days but I bet someone stupid enough will start it
preparedness is key. havent you watched any zombie shows? the old redneck guy is always the one who survives, and thats because hes armed asf
@@hilosky I was just gonna say this lol
@@hiloskyrealistically, the military would handle it pretty fast. If they can fend off intelligent armed enemies, they'd surely kill all those rotten creatures that can't even walk straight.
Pointy Stick +
-No ammo required
-Really cool
Somehow I think your arm will wear off before conservative guys run out of ammo😂
Last estimate is that we have a trillion rounds. That means rural America has 126 rounds for every person on earth and just under 500 million guns to shoot that ammo out of and that number is just sales since we started counting in 1994.
That is why in the zombie movies cities are overrun by flesh eating brain dead Democrats while the rural farmer is drinking a beer with his friends and going zombie hunting.
Cities are filled with terrified screams, rural areas have “What a wonderful world,” playing from pickup trucks that are filled from our farm fuel tanks.
Cities, even non zombies are resorting to cannibalism. Rural is kicking back eating fried chicken and corn bread.
Cities are drinking their urine. Rural are complaining we had to reinstall the hand pump on the well but at least we get to tell our beautiful wives that we were right to hang onto all that stuff she called junk.
Zombies in rural areas can’t hardly make it past the bear traps and barbed wire let alone Cletus who has been dropping deer at 500 yards since he was in pull-ups.
Quiet
@@SeudXeno
@@blacksabbath5300 i thinkhe means "quiet" as in "and it is quiet too"
Ah yes the weapon merchant found late in the game. He has all the high tier weapons and teaches all the high tier skills.
I can see that
Definitely LVL 75+
Ah yes the loser found in the CZcams comment section. He has no life experience and relates everything he sees to a video game.
In Okami, you could pay a million yen to gain the "piss on enemies" move, and two million for "shit mine"
What a distinguished zombie annihilating gentleman
Yes very distiguished yes 🧐
@@betteroywoth2445 Ah, hoh hoh hoh hoh!
@niggbalz6910yes I can too see the easily accessible displayed statistics that anyone can figure out with a glance and not use your reply at all.
He might have a bulletproof, hud having umbrella taser gun.
My man bringing corporate warfare to a new level.
Imagine surviving months, barely getting by, you lost your group, food’s low, water’s even worse. One day you hear a commotion, you run to see this man in perfect clean clothing with loafers and glasses on, absolutely crushing a horde with that hand-in-pocket stance
That would be soul crushing. But the world is a big place.
@@dazzlemasseur in a zombie apocalypse it prolly seems a lot smaller tho
That's a super hero origin story if I've ever heard one lol 🤣🤣
I would run..
This sounds a lot like the whole "Fear an old man in a profession where men die young" or...I forget the quote, but the whole Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy thing about the towel. Something to the general effect of "Many people can get through crazy situations, but if a man can do that with a bathtowel, and kept the bathtowel clean - that is NOT a man you want to mess with."
Now I see how supermans disguise works
Just like Tony Hawk!
"Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru"
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣
When your accountant goes off on a wild tangent
Made me genuinely laugh out loud. I needed that laugh, thanks.
Lmao you got me
Sir I need an audit on my business accounts, not how this weapon would work
na he got that 🤓 look
So... How's my investments looking this quarter Jack?
Jack: If you put enough thrust, you can crack clean through their skull
Imagine it's a zombie apocalypse and this man just becomes a door to door sales man
I would buy one
if you don't let him in he can still gain access to your building.
Imagine he gets a tv channel back up where he just sells weapons or utilities
@Dont_click_this_profilee Alright, I won't :)
I would use my good ol' machete😂
He's convinced that he's holding the best zombie defense weapon that has been or will ever be thought of. I admire the dedication he has to the cause. As you can see...this man spared no words or effort in his quest to drive this apocalypse prep-changing point home. His biggest surprise, however, will be on Z-Day when he rips his clothes off to expose the cape and the big "S" on his chest he's been hiding from everyone at the Daily Planet all this time.
So nice of Clark Kent to teach us about this tip
This is the guy in the office who is very passionate about one specific thing.
RL Dwight
That's called a special interest, they are likely autistic, possibly ADHD
- What do you like?
- Middle age weapons.
- Ok... What can you provide to our business?
- Middle age weapons.
- Damn you're in.
This comment is gold
I’ve been saying this ever sence I’ve seen the walking dead
You know we're in trouble when Clark Kent starts giving zombie apocolypse advice...
Krytonite zombies
@@robosing225 is it the pink kind?
@@gasstovegaming4023 They be eating a different kind of meat
@@aprettydumbperson ** clapping sounds intensifies**
@@morning5tarr ahh~ hnnng~~ b-batmmman! nnnh - superman
This is the most convincing pitch I've ever heard
Honestly, never thought I'd see a weapons demonstration from a man wearing a collared shirt and tie but here we are.
I didn’t know I needed a man in suspenders to tell me the ideal weapon for a zombie apocalypse but this is a good vibe
I agree. I dig it.
@@mattjack3983 same
@@mattjack3983 same
bro got a dumpy
He's ripped as hell, dont let the suspenders fool you.
I would love to see him as a post-apocalyptic merchant who acts like a door-to-door salesman in the most urgent situation.
There is a video called "shamwow guy in jail" by college humor that is very similair to what you are describing.
@@PhoenixGameMovies just checked it, basically that, but he's fighting the hoard while doing it.
I'd pay to watch that.
I'll smoke and watch that
It'll be years after the bombs dropped, and he'll still be wearing that sweet tie/suspender combo
"The perfect weapon doesn´t exist."
The perfect weapon:
What I don’t understand about most zombie movies and games is how every military on planet earth has somehow been defeated but teenagers and people with 0 combat training somehow survive the longest
Exactly my thoughts. I think the idea is that the zombies were just too plentiful, but if you've ever seen a heavy machine gun at work you'd know that those hordes would be hamburger pretty quick.
@@king_z0g exactly
@@king_z0gNot exactly
The military had to go straight to the battle and get overrun while regular people were able to keep going
@@Billy-js6mv but there’s a higher density of civilians than there are military personnel and with all that weaponry and armour it makes no sense for every single military on earth to be defeated but for civilians with 0 training to somehow survive the longest the military has tanks machine guns nukes etc etc
I love the visual of this guy calmly fighting zombies with a medieval pole hammer
Someone needs to animate digital Zombies being slaughtered as he does those moves in this video lol
In a suit.
@@Brandon_Renegade hahaha yes
i like hes in a half suit and suspenders swinging a medieval weapon
crowd control proffesional
he's the guy who reappears 7 seasons after his "death" as a legendary killer of zombies
If you never see their dead body, they never actually died, now this doesn’t actually apple if they are incinerated, say in a giant explosion…
I was literally saying he looks like the guy the protagonist (s) underestimate in the beginning before getting absolutely bodied by him.
@@jeesperflipson8138 well unless you actually see them blow up/get incinerated, they can always come back for example in an episode of Smallvile Chloe’s (fun fact her actress was involved in a human trafficking case/scandal.) safe-house blows up after she enters it, but she shows up several episodes later completely or at the very least mostly unharmed (it’s been a while since I last watched the show). This is only possible since they never showed a death scene.
Also even if you see a body they can still live via shenanigans, an example being Jason Todd who depending on the iteration was revived when Superboy Prime punched reality, via the Lazarus Pit or some mix of the two.
@@J-Amadaeus I know
No he seems like the one to hide the fact that hes been bitten
A man in formal overalls using a melee weapon, did not ever expect to cross that one off my bucket list
This would be my last idea, but dude made so many good points that I want 3 now
Only a true gentleman understands the importance of a well pressed suit and a medieval pole arm during a zombie apocalypse.
🤮
Just like a true kingsman!
Reminds me of my fallout character when I’m hunting ghouls
Nice....impressive....now let's see paul allen's pole arm
Yes
Bros rocking the Clark kent fit and giving us zombie advice
Looks like Clark Kent, and moves like Abraham Lincoln in the "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" movie 😂
Definitely rocking it.
Clark Kent in mom loafers educates us on how to strategically defend ourselves from the undead. Seems pretty reasonable
Bro even has a tie clip to hold it all together
That's what i thought too! He's writing for the daily planet about zombies! 😅🤣👍🏻 like bro, you're superman, you're gonna be fine!
The pointy stick guy can show you all the ways to use a pointy stick..
He looks like the world’s strongest dad that will defend us from the Zombie Apocalypse.
Just fell asleep to this and it must have played about 600 times. No problem.
real mens asmr
i wont blame you. his voice is really calming
@@Anton_Kankkunenyeah i dont know what it is. He just sounds very comforting and kind even tho he's talking about killing people with a pole axe XD
I bet you had some interesting dreams
Did some math it will take about 7.7 hours so checks out
If I see this well dressed man with a Crows Beak in the apocalypse, I’m gunna stick by him. That’s the main character.
Zombie: grabs the weapon
I believe it is a short Lucerne Hammer. I could be wrong though!
@@agissamarakis2685its called a Bec De Corbin - "Crows Beak" one of the most versatile medieval weapons ever made.
Well to be honest with you you could do much better then sticking with him as he is going to need help and protection from Real Men. He will not last long because he is nothing but a paper shuffler, soft hands probably never done A Hard Day's labor in his life. You would be much better off hooking up with a smart Tradesmen, someone who knows how to work hard all day long and can take it because the truth is most men aren't built like real men anymore. Lots of soy boys out there, soft as babyshit LOL
PS I don't mean anything personal I'm just speaking in hypothetical and general terms. Peace out😊
@@christianwoods7749 I was under the impression that the Bec had a hammer with a flat face. The detail of three or four prongs belonged to the Lucerne Hammer. And yes it was terrifyingly efficient!
Glad he could get away from his John Grisham novel cosplay convention to film this clip.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse youlle be seeing me in those dog training suits
This the kinda financial advisor I need
@Dont_click_this_profileetrolling?
bro does look like a financial advisor 😂
@Dont_click_this_profilee dont worry we wont
@@Nightshroud142 yeah
Why is Clark Kent lecturing me about zombie survival?
Yooo fr😂
Because he cares.
The real Question is why arent you getting a Poleaxe, when Clark Kent just warned you about the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
His dad's a zombie 😔
Maybe you're really on Krypton but in it's zombie apocalypse instead of the core explosion apoc.
I was thinking the same thing you well-established gentleman.
robinswords has really mastered this format of content and these are the musings I've needed to share since I was a wee lad
It's so nice for Clark Kent to teach us about self defense in the Zombie Apocalypse, such a kind person.
This what happened after he got fired in the daily planet.
@@cosmicsans3997 ya covid was rough on the print industry.
Clark Kent so kind
He doesn't have that much to do in this timeline
@@cosmicsans3997 IDK, I kinda feel that he got on the bad side of that random ass rich guy named Bruce Wayne and the dude just black listed him from the industry.
The solution for the project zomboid, spear, axe, crowbar, hammer debate!
I can't see anything but those suspenders.
I think I love this man...
nah, just the suspenders.
Having this character in your party will grant you + 7 in weaponry and + 10 in finance management
m&b bannerlord be like 💀
and + 2 persuasion
bros playing project zomboid irl
Well, we know darn well that the half orc barbarian isn’t going to be the one who is managing the group’s finances.
@@JakeSafetyMan 💀
Basically, if there is a zombie apocalypse, don't raid the nearest army base or police station. Look for your nearest museum.
Even better if you know a friend who's into welding/smithing.
Chances are, they've already got a zombie plan.
The condition of any such weapons found in a museum is questionable at best; I suppose it depends on what type of museum it is, but I don't think many would have anything as useful or robust as what you'd need.
Don't try to raid nearest army base in any circumstances. It won't work.
@@D.H.1082 this i have so many stupid weapon like things I have welded up when it is slow at work and I am bored that I bring home. Just need to make some handles for them lol
@@RampageRich My brother is the same way, only worse, lmao. He couldn't get a job as a welder, so he just bought a couple for the house.
I have to imagine in a zombie apocalypse a guy like this might fare better in the long run than firearms guys once ammo supplies started running low.
Dude I like your style.
I never would’ve thought I’d see Clark Kent teaching me that a pole axe would be great in a zombie apocalypse
He looks like the love child of Clark Kent and Patrick Bateman.
It's more accurately a "Bec de Corbin (crows beak)," a variation of the polehammer. It was used in medieval France (as the name suggests), and it consists of a pick or claw on one side to peirce and peel away enemy platemail and a hammer to crush an enemy inside thier platemail.
That’s interesting trivia, thank you
I swear when nerds go outside they be thinking of dumbshit🤣
@@gyro2846”Let’s see Paul Allen’s weapon of choice”
Man I never thought my lawyer would be this helpful in the apocalypse
Better call Saul, for anything
When did Aticus finch get buff
@@qeryuu800 I'm sure he always was besides Aticus build is on gun fu
Lawyer? Here was my dumb ass thinking it was my accountant....
Idk not to be that guy but a pole axe feels like a bad choice, it would get stuck on things fairly easy. Pretty sure pole axes are also made to puncher or strike armor, you could use a durable sword or mace with better results considering the zombies would be unarmored 🤓 This reinforced my distrust in lawyers if anything
Impressive. Now let's see Paul Allen's favourite zombie apocalypse weapon of choice.
There is some special charm in seeing him swinging meele weapons while being dressed like a true gentleman
Can you imagine looking out your window and seeing Clark Kent swinging around a weapon
I was thinking young Larry King myself lol
CClark Kent
"supertwinkman"
Dude, I was about to say that he looked like Nerdy Henry Cavill.
@@Squirrelanditsnutz a) henry cavill is already nerdy b) that's why he was cast as superman/clark kent. perfect fit
;)
""And if you need to gain access to a building, well, this video's budget wasn't high enough to cover a window replacement. "
Underrated Comment 😂😂😂
I never thought about clark kent teaching us how to fight zombies. Cool.
Never thought Atticus Finch would teach me how to survive a zombie attack
Underrated comment alert!
The long awaited sequel "To Kill A Mocking Zombie"
@@PikaCheeks "we need to hit it with the Moon."
To kill the same mockingbird…again
For a second I thought you were talking about What Remains of Edith Finch and not htkam, and I was fully prepared to accept that one of the family members was just a nerd (affectionate)
Everybody's a gangsta until Rob pulls up wit the poleaxe.
It’s a military war hammer! Not a pole axe!
The Plaxe
@@kinzieconrad105 it’s actually a Polearm.
@@kinzieconrad105 it's a bec de Corbin, or raven's beak
*Clark* not rob
i've been obsessed with these particular weapons for a while now, they're very cool & very underrepresented
Ur arguments made realy sense i now want one of these
“You can use it as a walking stick”
*Slips and falls with head onto the spear”
Uhhhhh, OOPS!
At least you can't become a walker then.
Another moment
Would you also want your hand gripping the end of the weapon that is in covered with decomposing humans bits and blood. Even the handle part would be kind of gross let alone the smashing end
Phew, could thing I brought a spare
Damn. This guy just singlehandedly changed zombie warfare. Blacksmiths are going to have so many orders for waist height pole axes.
Until someone remembers what prions are...
i dont know.. i think piercing weapons are some of the worst weapons to have in a zoombie apocalypse. cuz
1. they dont feel pain.
2. they can get stuck.
3. you would have to aim for the head which is a skull and its highly likely it can get stuck.
1v1 "might" not be a problem.
add to that if you miss now your wide open and it will take sometime to reset.
i really think the baseball bat is probably the best tool. or other blunt objects.
@@dnegel9546 ofc this entirely depends on what kind of zombie we're dealing with. Not every lore allows for death at a head strike or has that as the sole weakness
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 yeah and also we dont know of its transmitted through blood. so getting blood on you could also be a factor in the type of weapon used.
@@dnegel9546 Tho in any situation of walking corpses I imagine getting rotting blood on or in your person would be a most unpleasant experience
People underestimate the value of a good sharp stick. Everyone’s like “Let’s use a sword for a melee weapon ” when a long sharp stick is significantly better.
Sledgehammer’s and bats would also be good, for a cheaper weapon to get, but you also have to fight other humans
"You can use it as a walking stick."
Damn, I'm sold
just don't trip forward
@@NimbleSnekfree trip to heaven or free trip to the ground. I prefer my polehammer
Would rather use katana like michone in walking dead
Okay calm down there Mr Clark Kent. We all know you don't need no "PoLe AxE" when you literally got heat ray vision
@@ricardorascon88 A katana is a single utility weapon. It's a sword, and that's it - you can't use it as anything else. It's also limited and all but useless in close melee situations. The polearm in the video makes more sense.
He's the type of guy in the movie who hands the ideal weapon to the person who doesn't freeze when shit goes down.
Yeah, this guy would definitely be an ideal member of any group because you know he would absolutely do what he can and not lie about his abilities.
Ayep, the MVP supporting char that sets the protagonist on the right path.
@@DinnerForkTongue but also the first to die because he's too useful
@@arthitjohn7125
That's right, rule of drama and all. Survival is not drama with a dude like this around the protags.
Or dies completely and immediately, in a convenient location for a main character to find his shit before a big fight.
the teacher gave the wrong pills to her pet😂
NGL i think it's actually the best weapon with many uses and no worries of running out of ammunition
Bro is def that one guy in a zombie movie/show that appears in the first episode, vanishes, and then reappears several seasons later being a vet at slaying zombies whilst everyone thought he was dead
Hey yo that’s morgan from twd
@@christopheriberdy5166 Morgan is a certified badass
@@christopheriberdy5166 Morgan and Merle
Such a shame how they ruined that show
@@DylanHart8 I’m on season 6 rn it’s pretty good so far
Never thought I’d be taught zombie apocalypse survival by Clark Kent
OMG I SEE IT
He is Clark Cent
Lmao
Also looks like a younger Ralph Caspers. Equal amount of greatness
Plot twist: you were prepping for zombies but got ghouls instead
ZGB already confirmed that this is one of the most OP weapons for zombies.
When you gotta win that case at 3pm, but fight off zombies at 5pm.
This is a template I've never seen in 10 years 🤣
i respect it 🔥
Mf just got out of church and decided to tell everyone the most effective zombie fighting weapon 💀
I mean people who look like this are actually more dangerous than a gangster because they are virtuest
😂😂
@Dont_click_this_profile_didn't ask
'When Jesus Christ said he would resurrect the dead, I thought he meant something else' Hershel Greene
@@maverickcrow6252 i mean yeah he would ressurect the dead a perfect resurrection not the evil scienctist kind
- Give your weapons.
- Oh please, you wouldn't take away an old man's walking stick with some weird tips ;)
Now I just want to see a TWD character who's a huge weapons nerd, and just strolls around with a poleaxe wearing a shirt with a tie and suspenders.
The message I get from this vid is...
When there's a zombie apocalypse, always go MEDIEVAL on their asses.
"pretty fucking far from ok"
I mean all medieval stuff is designed for heavy melee combat, amma takes up room
Prep the ballista
@@greyngo Zed's dead, baby.
@@robot4268 prep the catapult
Dude the clothes make this video, your wardrobe, ugh 🤌 perfect
Clark Kent if he wasn't Superman, but a Poleax Enthusiast
I love to see a well dressed chap well armed
Excellent choice of weapon as well, need to add it to my Code Z armory
Yes very well armed, until somebody shoots him in the face for pulling a sword out. Weapons of the past are cool but they aren’t practical.
@Slater Blanchard I think Robin would largely agree with your sentiment. They're not something most people need day to day. But that wasn't the application in question here
I love this comment
I think this weapon is a very poor choice. when you swing it towards a zombies head, it's going to get embedded into the skull. larger blunt weapons make more sense because you can keep swinging without ever getting stuck.
sledgehammers, baseball bats, the classics.
@Lostpockets 222 sledgehammers are too heavy for protracted use, a warhmmer like this has a Blunt head on one side, which is historically was used when wanting to prevent the problem you mention
You know in the actual apocalypse these kinda guys are gonna be handing out missions.
Facts
And the weapon is definitely the reward.
Yup. I'll die on one of those missions. But I'll do my best
Its also a must have weapon if you plan on becoming the greatest general in the middle kingdom
Initially I thought "what about through a fence" but that spike is more than enough length
Mr. Rogers grandson be slayin zombies in penny loafers wielding a medieval weapon. What a time to be alive.
I’m dying fucking mr. Rogers 🤣
@@ARCONLEY Necrophilia is a crime, also a pretty weird way to go out.
@@J-Amadaeus doesn’t matter if I’m dying😈🤷🏻♂️😭🤣, clever comeback! I should edit it but ima keep it like that
lol
@@J-Amadaeus this is why punctuation is important.
Wouldn't mind having a bec de corbin, warhammers don't get enough love.
Bro is Clark Kent with the “assets” of Superman
He went HARD on the 2 handed example 😂
This man has gone hard on every LARP he ever played. Show some respect.
I went a little hard
Second place at the lightsaber tournament against other loser nerds
@@darknihilist1024 Well that is just not a nice thing to say.
@@michaelweise6702 blow me
This man comes home from being a lawyer and immediately becomes a survival expert
You have the right to survive the apocalypse.
reject law. embrace zombie appocalypse!
Could be the plot of an anime
"Free it up with a sling"
"Oh cool that cloud looks like a-"
*Maury's execution scene from goodfellas*
If Brandon Routh didn't audition for Superman, you would've been an incredible option
this guy has got to be the weirdest door-to-door salesman you'll ever meet
Can you imagine this dude swinging this around while one guy is staring evaluating whether or not he should buy one in case of zombie apocalypse? Lol. I know I’d probably buy one if that was the sales pitch.
@@yagami87 i couldn't help but laugh at the juxtaposition of office attire and medieval melee weaponry.
But once i catch my breath I'd have to ask why would i buy one if I got a scrappy little Arc-Welder and all the bits and bobs to make a ghetto-version of this contraption myself, in my basement ...
IF that was a sales pitch, which i obviously ain't. It just got that Vibe ^^P
And let's be honest. Whatever a door-to door salesman in the Zombie apocalypse would be offering, would also be worth listenening to,.'Cuz there wouldn't be many of his kind left out there. And still doin that job speaks volume sabout how much he believes in his product. ;-D
Literally a 🤓
True but I bought three of them off him. Door sign now says “No Soliciting except girls scouts and polearm dealers”
Weird, but EFFECTIVE.
I didn't even know I Needed a poleax, but I'm now certain that I Must HAVE one, as quickly as possible!
And with a weapon that has that sort of length, you my good sir won’t have to worry about getting blood on your suit
Blood can splatter pretty far away, especially when you apply strong force
Spy approves
We’ve already been through the zombie apocalypse, folks, during COVID and _we were the zombies._
Bros ready for the apocalypse
Dudes literally dressed like the zombies JUST appeared, and he's the nerdy well-dressed MC with a heart of gold that dies at the end.
Marlton from Cod Zombies
@@pedrojesusfigueroacovagome6968 frr
YES
We need a short film produced with just this guys flinging his hammer axe around killing zombies like a professional
Killing zombies like a professional homeowner, using a pole axe from the U.S. Forest Service.
Yeah, he doesn’t look like a professional zombie killer, just a professional. Like, an accountant or something. 😂
Grocery store clerk.
Yes, and he wears this suit for the whole movie xD
great suggestion dude
The funniest thing is that old folk here uses walking sticks from wood that have the exact shape of a war axe
When zombie apocalypse break in
Me and my bro going on a trip in museum
It has driven me crazy for years that TWD's characters are primarily armed with knives. Even after the time skip, when Eugene had 6 years to teach them the Phalanx, and they still resort to shanking as the primary anti-Z method
They were British.
Tbf, they already experienced using knives and light/medium melee weapon.
@@hafirenggayudayou don't need much skill to stab with a pointy stick. And it's a lot safer
@Dilbot Using a spear with reach is a much lower risk than using a knife lol How much stabbing experience do you have with a knife that you’d feel more comfortable being inches from something trying to eat you than feet away with a knife at the end of a stick?
@@phillipalexander7862 At the end of the day the best weapon is the one you feel comfortable actually using. They certainly have a bunch of theoretical disadvantages to overcome but the apocalypse at the current point in the show has been going for YEARS. It's hard to undo years of preferences that were good enough to keep you alive up to that point.
plus I mean, its a show and knife fighting the zombies adds more tension for the viewers for basically free
Ok you've convinced me. Reject gun, embrace pole axe
Iv always been a pole axe Stan. Never thought about it for post apocalyptic scenarios. This blew my mind.
Gun too loud and ammo limited
i know that thing hes wielding isnt the best zombie weapon but if we read what title says it way superior than pistol or riffle
@@smoothmusicful get a silencer or attach a knife to your gun, problem solved. Don't thank me
You'd still want to keep a gun around to take care of the bad humans.
Wait he didn't demonstrate how to break a window with it. Now I can't know for sure if it will
Saving this video for when zombies come out
This dude would be a cool zombie movie character.
How?
@@DontBeMad911 his style
@@DontBeMad911 The guy looks like a very rich yet very fucking strong and badass character, and by the choice of his weapon, i can tell you that he'd use the weirdest shit and make a whole deal out of it
Gay clark kent
If he was in a zombie movie/game, he looks like he would be a mild-mannered lawyer or businessman who is not about to let some zombies ruin his day or his new suit 😅
That outfit gives him +1 CHR and honestly it's the apocalypse, you're gonna need that charisma.
Nah man, just get perception and you'll be able to see everything before everything sees you
@@TnD_BigJax you won't see any discounts at venders either 😅
@@DM-jd7sz The becomes free whenever you want because you get to know whether the shopkeep is looking at you or not.
He looks Goofy AF
He's like Scotty Kilmers grandson who's just into medieval stuff instead
Now that journalism has pretty much died as a career, Clark Kent turned to CZcams to make money and keep up the appearance of being a Normal Human who had a Normal Human Job.