Five Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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  • čas přidán 5. 03. 2023
  • enjoy 5 minutes of dad jokes #dadjokes #docktok

Komentáře • 323

  • @simon4043
    @simon4043 Před rokem +569

    The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.

    • @TheLT704
      @TheLT704 Před rokem

      Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding
      That makes them trans-parent...
      Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @knyte8706
      @knyte8706 Před rokem +12

      Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂

    • @jeanneratterman
      @jeanneratterman Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂

    • @KabeeshS
      @KabeeshS Před rokem +4

      I see what you did there

    • @uchennamartin7821
      @uchennamartin7821 Před rokem +2

      @@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍

  • @matthewmiller4747
    @matthewmiller4747 Před rokem +334

    Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one"
    Forgets instantly.

    • @aprilgeneric8027
      @aprilgeneric8027 Před rokem +6

      me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell Před rokem +3

      @@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot Před rokem +2

      @@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂

    • @marvira
      @marvira Před rokem +1

      ​@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅

    • @johnanon658
      @johnanon658 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Ikr😅

  • @simon4043
    @simon4043 Před rokem +142

    Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.

  • @mcalvrd6110
    @mcalvrd6110 Před rokem +227

    These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.

    • @AutumnK
      @AutumnK Před rokem +9

      And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot Před rokem +3

      @@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂

    • @jamiemarr1155
      @jamiemarr1155 Před rokem +3

      The background is priceless!

    • @homoerectus744
      @homoerectus744 Před rokem +1

      ​@@jamiemarr1155thnx!

    • @YeshuasLuVd1two
      @YeshuasLuVd1two Před rokem +1

      Truly 😂

  • @daledoe-baggins
    @daledoe-baggins Před rokem +139

    This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂

  • @HundredSlot
    @HundredSlot Před rokem +52

    Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo
    "Oatmeal"
    "Breakfast"
    More of him pleasee

  • @josie4065
    @josie4065 Před rokem +27

    "At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic

  • @cecew.7050
    @cecew.7050 Před rokem +28

    “Good employees are hard to find”🤣

  • @soclose2her
    @soclose2her Před rokem +70

    Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

  • @PS3DJ09
    @PS3DJ09 Před rokem +24

    I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off

  • @CasperJLT707
    @CasperJLT707 Před rokem +40

    No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Read the mugs

    • @weirdstashcat4437
      @weirdstashcat4437 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.

  • @anthonyrogers24
    @anthonyrogers24 Před rokem +165

    My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot Před rokem +8

      I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch

    • @DeceptiveSS
      @DeceptiveSS Před 9 měsíci +1

      Doesn't matter, had steaks.

    • @morisn
      @morisn Před 3 měsíci +1

      At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒

    • @a-bis-zett
      @a-bis-zett Před 2 měsíci +2

      so you had mis - steaks 😂

    • @vernfoss3534
      @vernfoss3534 Před měsícem +1

      Hey

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Před rokem +14

    The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂

  • @peterpiper831
    @peterpiper831 Před rokem +139

    I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate.
    After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said
    "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian."
    "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all."
    That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."

    • @dragons_red
      @dragons_red Před rokem +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot Před rokem +11

      Oh hell nahh

    • @galevalenti7759
      @galevalenti7759 Před rokem +1

      😂

    • @michawill6599
      @michawill6599 Před rokem +3

      Took me a while 🤣

    • @kippertrace5808
      @kippertrace5808 Před rokem

      I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary''
      I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!''
      She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''

  • @ianblack4889
    @ianblack4889 Před 9 měsíci +10

    The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂

  • @hotrodray6802
    @hotrodray6802 Před 11 měsíci +38

    Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
    Optimist says the glass is half full.
    Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    • @GreatJO
      @GreatJO Před 8 měsíci +3

      Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet

    • @classicalnaustrianeco6270
      @classicalnaustrianeco6270 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Economist says a hose would be more efficient.

  • @ellisonhamilton3322
    @ellisonhamilton3322 Před rokem +27

    That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.

  • @PhilistineTheArtLuvr
    @PhilistineTheArtLuvr Před rokem +15

    Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.

  • @greenclean3917
    @greenclean3917 Před rokem +10

    Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas Před rokem +15

    THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.

  • @shaneh1003
    @shaneh1003 Před rokem +29

    First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change.
    Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....

  • @dillonbrown1123
    @dillonbrown1123 Před rokem +4

    The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.

  • @michelleadamchak1330
    @michelleadamchak1330 Před rokem +19

    Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!

  • @simon4043
    @simon4043 Před rokem +14

    0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 Před rokem

      There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 Před 10 měsíci +5

    What did you operate on mrs smith for?
    Five hundred dollars.
    No, what did she have?
    Five hundred dollars!

  • @felixalmeida481
    @felixalmeida481 Před rokem +27

    You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉

  • @andrewbyrnes6389
    @andrewbyrnes6389 Před rokem +5

    “Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅

  • @jamiemarr1155
    @jamiemarr1155 Před rokem +2

    The gluestick!!! LOLOL

  • @wukilla8ee
    @wukilla8ee Před rokem +5

    I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You

  • @PhoenixTide69
    @PhoenixTide69 Před rokem +8

    Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No?
    That's ok, it's tearable.

  • @gianlucapedone679
    @gianlucapedone679 Před rokem +36

    I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!

    • @nikhils9262
      @nikhils9262 Před rokem +2

      Buh I'm 17😶

    • @ThorstenDrews
      @ThorstenDrews Před rokem +9

      So you're still a faux pa!

    • @gianlucapedone679
      @gianlucapedone679 Před rokem +3

      @@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?

    • @ThorstenDrews
      @ThorstenDrews Před rokem +6

      @@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀

    • @gianlucapedone679
      @gianlucapedone679 Před rokem +3

      @@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊

  • @kelimutscheller1960
    @kelimutscheller1960 Před rokem +2

    Great work with the mugs
    Love all of this

  • @shadowdoomrobotnik
    @shadowdoomrobotnik Před rokem +32

    Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him!
    *Oatmeal rules*

  • @jackgeary6928
    @jackgeary6928 Před rokem +1

    This is pure solid gold. Love it.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red Před rokem +6

    Love the outrageous sunglasses

  • @valkylva
    @valkylva Před rokem +2

    The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @emjaybee9934
    @emjaybee9934 Před 10 měsíci +1

    What do you call a scary bee?
    A BooBee...

  • @ernesthofmeister3054
    @ernesthofmeister3054 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!

  • @ServeMySoul777
    @ServeMySoul777 Před rokem +4

    I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.

  • @ExtremelyRadiant
    @ExtremelyRadiant Před rokem +3

    I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉

  • @oc2phish07
    @oc2phish07 Před 4 měsíci

    These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.

  • @MsTara007
    @MsTara007 Před rokem +7

    I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you

  • @Sharellie
    @Sharellie Před rokem

    I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!

  • @sarajanesmith3892
    @sarajanesmith3892 Před rokem +5

    Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂

  • @Drekon009
    @Drekon009 Před rokem +6

    I laughed at the Bank Balance joke

    • @jessicap2144
      @jessicap2144 Před rokem

      As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol

  • @DiscipleofVenser1992
    @DiscipleofVenser1992 Před 11 měsíci +1

    When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.

  • @clairee4939
    @clairee4939 Před rokem

    Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol

  • @hoomanAdnan
    @hoomanAdnan Před rokem +2

    One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆

  • @arlenewilliams3718
    @arlenewilliams3718 Před rokem +3

    Talent !

  • @jjdwnbyci
    @jjdwnbyci Před rokem +8

    Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 Před rokem +5

    Well done!!!!!

  • @wrecklessdaath
    @wrecklessdaath Před 2 měsíci

    that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤

  • @lynnegoudzwaard6416
    @lynnegoudzwaard6416 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.

  • @adriand2895
    @adriand2895 Před rokem +2

    😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂

  • @RyuHazaki
    @RyuHazaki Před rokem +5

    I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊

  • @alberttang7641
    @alberttang7641 Před rokem +3

    2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.

  • @thearchie358
    @thearchie358 Před rokem +4

    You should write a book.
    Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!

  • @jl8138
    @jl8138 Před 2 měsíci

    The Forrest Gump joke may be the best joke of all time

  • @amegatron07
    @amegatron07 Před rokem

    The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.

  • @scottbaker9200
    @scottbaker9200 Před rokem +1

    Classics! Keep’em commin’

  • @SophiaJordan-cp5np
    @SophiaJordan-cp5np Před 3 měsíci

    Can’t get enough of these men.

  • @tonyvalle2310
    @tonyvalle2310 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!

  • @heidiWava
    @heidiWava Před rokem +1

    So many golden nuggets!

  • @morisn
    @morisn Před 3 měsíci

    Dammed, watching this, I said to myself I was going to keep that deadpan expression but couldn't 'hold' it for a minute.

  • @EFCLARK
    @EFCLARK Před rokem

    Excellent. Just Excellent

  • @thisisnotforalltosee1875
    @thisisnotforalltosee1875 Před 7 měsíci

    The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza Před 7 měsíci

    The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.

  • @kellidinit3725
    @kellidinit3725 Před rokem +1

    Ok, let me add my dad’s favorite. Dad :Knew a guy that bowled 301. Innocent bystander: you can’t bowl a 301. Dad: he bowled 300, and won.

    • @MrTruckerf
      @MrTruckerf Před 10 měsíci +3

      Dad: I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one. Son: He could not have bowled a three hundred and one.
      Dad: You can't bowl a 300 and lose.
      Son: Mom said you aren't my real dad.

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@MrTruckerf 😂😂

  • @dee5274
    @dee5274 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut

    • @JavierPerez-hr5vo
      @JavierPerez-hr5vo Před 5 měsíci

      she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker

  • @peterwuelfing
    @peterwuelfing Před rokem +2

    Thanks

  • @azizscurrim9713
    @azizscurrim9713 Před 3 měsíci

    You guys are just awesome 😂

  • @marcysmith2851
    @marcysmith2851 Před 7 měsíci

    Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂

  • @nickcellino1503
    @nickcellino1503 Před 8 měsíci

    Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.

  • @jonathanwinfield6000
    @jonathanwinfield6000 Před 5 měsíci

    With that goldfish perhaps you could have gotten a waterbed… 🤣

  • @larryperry5696
    @larryperry5696 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)

  • @urex1717
    @urex1717 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow.
    That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.

  • @elleret
    @elleret Před rokem

    😆😆😆 I loved this!!!

  • @richiespinelli5605
    @richiespinelli5605 Před 7 měsíci

    Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅

  • @James-gn6ru
    @James-gn6ru Před 4 měsíci

    A grasshopper hops up on a bar stool. The bartender says " ya know we have a drink named after you". Grasshopper says, "why would you name a drink, Bob".

  • @Imru_gamer
    @Imru_gamer Před rokem +1

    Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜

  • @TeaWithTheAuthor
    @TeaWithTheAuthor Před rokem

    TikTok parodies, I love them.

  • @sneeuwwolf1176
    @sneeuwwolf1176 Před rokem +3

    Probably the best series on TiKTube. All the garbage from gen y and z. This is refreshing

  • @EdgyHedgy05
    @EdgyHedgy05 Před 3 měsíci

    The magician one was unreal

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard5579 Před rokem

    This was great

  • @user-rr6uz5do6x
    @user-rr6uz5do6x Před rokem

    Well, that brought me to tears.

  • @dassyareg7587
    @dassyareg7587 Před rokem +5

    How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 Před 11 měsíci

      You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆

  • @debammann5861
    @debammann5861 Před rokem +2

    Wow, I have a job interview tomorriw & I want to tell the joke anout the employee hiding. Test their sense of humor, because if you can't laugh, not sure I want to be there.😅

  • @benrough94
    @benrough94 Před rokem +2

    Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤

  • @brianreaves7816
    @brianreaves7816 Před 9 měsíci

    Love this best stuff on CZcams..

  • @homoerectus744
    @homoerectus744 Před rokem +2

    Secret writer, Steven Wright?

  • @AndersPuschel
    @AndersPuschel Před 9 měsíci +1

    I wanted to donate my organs, but it turns out most churches already have one.

  • @willg.7775
    @willg.7775 Před rokem +6

    Helarious

  • @TwistedSister1234
    @TwistedSister1234 Před 2 měsíci

    I love the straight faces, the disguises, the WAG jackets, and just now, the awesome smiley faces of Logan and the guy with the red ‘tache, breaking through on that rare occasion. Are Logan and he brothers?

  • @ClauGutierrezY
    @ClauGutierrezY Před 9 měsíci

    This channel makes me happy

  • @andrewbarr8789
    @andrewbarr8789 Před 5 měsíci

    I've got a citrus tree that doesn't fruit. It's a lemon.

  • @user-fx1mc3jv3q
    @user-fx1mc3jv3q Před měsícem

    Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨

  • @paulgreaves3131
    @paulgreaves3131 Před rokem

    Lol 😂😂😂 the way u drink the cup lol 😂

  • @donaldkasper8346
    @donaldkasper8346 Před 7 měsíci

    This set was overall quite good.

  • @fayet8877
    @fayet8877 Před rokem

    Oh man these are hilarious 🤣

  • @temwananinkana3419
    @temwananinkana3419 Před 11 měsíci

    The coat comin out of the closet 😂😂😂😂😂