Everybody's talking about the breakdancing but is nobody gonna point out that the dude in the first clip definitely bashed his face off the fucking floor
Meher Zubair exactly. I understand bing is not up to the mark like google but it provides quite decent search result imo. People nowadays just like to make fun of things without reason
I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Yesterday I was talking with my driver about getting a house in Japan and how there are some things about Japanese culture most Americans could never understand, now this video 😂 perfect I do think we should take a vote on which apology was most sincere. I would instinctively want to rate the most painful headbut apologies as the most genuine but upon further inspection of these men's apologies I must give the award for most sincere apology to the break dancer who then flips into a soft and revenant bow. That was real. I felt his pain wishing he could take back whatever it was he did so everything and everyone could again be at peace. I don't even know what Breakin Bro did but I forgive him with all my heart 😢
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How to apologise
Google: “Say sorry”
Bing:
LMAO
Underrated
im switching to bing
This comment will have thousands likes after a few days.
dude how the hell can you not spell "apologize" it's in the fucking title
Japanese dude:
**commits a crime**
Police: "you are under arrest!"
Also japanese dude: **breakdances his apologizing**
Also police: "I forgive you"
The police after realize he caught wrong man: * proceed to breakdance back *
@Miyuki Enomoto *the babies when they are born in Japan start breakdancing*
If only Logan Paul could've done this...
u don't need to write "also" to make a script funny
Not the police in america
Train in Japan is late by 4.3 seconds.
The conductors:
😂😂
Train in germany is late by 8 hours "Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste bitte ficken Sie sich ins Knie, danke!"
the japanese are a very (some might say excessively) polite people
😭😭
@@kaphizmey6229 yeah after ww2
Japanese humour is on a complete different level. 😂
Not really, it simply EXIST, you guys in the US don't HAVE any humour anymore since the 80's.
@@ignacio6454 I’m german so we have even less humour than the americans 😅😅
@@ignacio6454Tru. Blame the multi color haired alphabet community for taking away jokes.
@ignacio6454 just because someone comments in English he/she must be American? You're American urself then lol
@@ignacio6454They have.
They just must apologize for it pretty much in the same fashion as the guys in this video.
"Sorry babe, truth is I've been cheating on you for over 6 months."
Breakdances
😂😂😂
FUCK THIS COMMENT IS SENDING MY WHERES THE @topcommentgod
It will definitely work a 100% succession rate.
try 10+ years and u get my dad
THIS IS SENDING ME TO ORBIT
Everybody's talking about the breakdancing but is nobody gonna point out that the dude in the first clip definitely bashed his face off the fucking floor
0:04 Timestamp to keep repeating the second-hand pain I felt from this
No actually he perfectly dampen his fall and did not touch the flor with his face
@@3r1nlyn99 or you could keep pressing it to make it look like he’s flying
It's a form of apology in Japan
Ikr I felt that ngl- 😬
Best apology video ever
No ukulele. Apology not accepted.
No dance course needed
最後の3人で協力系めっちゃ好きwwwwww
other country: "i'm sorry"
japan: *freestyle*
😂😂😂 jokes aside these kinds of apologies are so sad and funny at the same time
Police: You're under arrest for murdering someone.
Me: *GROVELS AND SLAMS HEAD 999 TIMES ON THE FLOOR*
Japanese:Jump like a frog while apologizing
lol
Exactly, like this!
: "No, I'm not sorry"
*starts breakdancing*
: "I'm *very* sorry"
@a lonely person because.
Imagine if Itachi did this with Sasuke.
@@midloran the moves were fire bro, no need to hold a grudge after that
that is the exact video that I've been looking for for years
Same!
Canadians: WE'RE THE MOST APOLOGETIC PEOPLE EVER!!
Japan: Hold my chopsticks ..
Me: "How's your dad?"
Her: "He's dead."
Me:"Oh I'm sorry for your loss"
**starts breakdancing**
The bow only comes from problems they personally created not sympathetic bows
@@mxsayian "I'm sorry I ran over your father"
@@Ballsdeep-xs5ls There it is.
PLEASEEE IM WHEEZING
Thank you for my laughter
"he's probably out talking to other girls"
*me at home practising my apology for something I didn't do yet*
yet
@@stoicfloor yes,
Y E T
Women never forget.
Men never remember.
I thought extreme Japanese apologizing involved using a ceremonial knife, and having a second with a sword?
@@scottcantdance804 yo-
こんなに爽やかな「春がきた」は久しぶりに聴いた😊
"Anime is exaggerated"
Real life:
Imagine expecting a "Sorry" and the man just starts breakdancing
Lolololololollll😂😂😂
then I would instantly forgive him
🤣🤣
I wouldn’t be mad for long
Yakuza 0
Robber: "Sorry bro we robbed your home"
*turns into a pyramid*
I would kinda forgive if they did that (OuO)
Your name was confusing enough for my sleepy eyes 😲
Owner: I am sorry my home tempted you to commit a crime
*turns into Gundam RX-78-2*
@@elainad6728 now I know what house to rob
@@lyrisio Please no unless u turning pyramid
The third one was just breakdancing. The fifth one is probably my favorite one. They all went “TEAM FORMATION: APOLOGIZER”
Wow! I never knew level 3 apologies can come in different forms. I will use some of these in my next shareholder meeting.
This isn't even apologizing anymore it's art
When it comes to Japan, everything is art 😔🙏
*starts breakdancing*
"I'm sorry"
@@meowjustme6865 LMAO
U simp
@@wokezj1701 Jesus loves you turn to him before it’s too late! Please don’t cuss:)
Americans when they apologize: “My bad, my bad.”
Japanese people when they apologize: *breakdances somberly*
*gently breakdances while sobbing*
*uses bold because bold*
breaks face into ground
*sounds of me doing wannabe dance*
Americans apologize? Dats news 2 me my man
なるほど・・・大人になってからの上司などへの土下座はこうやったら許されるのか・・・勉強になりました！
0:19 ここ土下座時に「ｼﾞｬｯ!」って音がするんじゃなくて「ｽﾁｬｯ」って静かに決まってから感覚が土下座になる感じすごい
"What about your parents?"
"They... passed away."
"Oh!"
*Starts heavy breakdancing*
Undereated comment😂
69 likes, make a wish!
🤣🤣🤣
Got me laughing my ass off for a good five minutes 😂
Men wtf fr tho?!😂😂😂
the most sincere way to apologize to someone: *break dance on the floor*
LOL
Anime protagonist be like
Nice pfp
They will 101% forgive you
the most sincere way to apologize to someone: *break face on the floor*
"Um this is not my order"
the boss and the waiters: 0:22
私は土下座を見るのが大好きなので大変満足しました😊
"I've been cheating on you for about a year now, please forgive me"
*starts breakdancing*
Guy: And... I'm gay
🤸♂️🤸♂️ speed of break dancing *intensifies*
0:19
Lol!
I think this comment made me laugh so hard, my stitches came off, bravo. Now I'm bleeding-
The teacher: "I caught you all cheating on that exam!"
*Whole class starts breakdancing*
@Juan Silva same I also imagined the scene, now I can't stop laughing 🤣
@Juan Silva I'm dying thinking about it istg 😭
I need to see a video of this 😭😭😭
本当に感動した
This is why I enjoy browsing through the internet at 3 AM; I love this!!
Dad: “I’m home from getting milk son”
Son: “It’s been 13 years dad”
Dad: Breakdances
I love you Dad
He was at a breakdancing tournament
LMFAOO 💀
He was training all those years for this moment
😂😂😂
Imagine your japanese friend made a slight mistake then he/she started breakdancing in front of you
LMFAO 🤣 DUDE
Lmfaoo
Im so jealous of that face i turned green
@@cait356
no.
The media : Japanese people are dangerous, not only they're going extinct, but they're becoming far right fascists !
Japanese people :
The only good youtube apology video
"I'm filing for divorce"
*starts breakdancing*
Imagine a funeral where people breakdance instead of saying sorry for your loss
WHEEZE
That would be one lit funeral
And dances along Astronomia
@Renzo Alarcón IM SCREAMING
best thing ever.
Me: "You killed my parents, I could never forgive you!"
The Murderer:
Me: _"Well, actually..."_
This is the one and only exception you get...
"If me and you were to somehow ya know,you're pretty cut even though you just murdered my family in front of me 😏."*
Understandable. Have a nice day
how to defeat batman:
😂
His apology was so complex he had to "break it down for her"
狂おしいほど好き
Mom “did he make it?”
Doctor “ no..”
Doctor: breakdance
Underrated comment🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought a doc dabbing on someone death was insane... but now i think about breakdancing.. lool
LMAOO
I thought you were going to make the mom breakdance. That would’ve been more darker
😂😂😂
“Words can not express how sorry I am.”
**starts breakdancing**
'but my moves can'
*Removes hat**
*720 breakdance spinning on the floor**
LMAOSJEJWOJD STOP I CANT TODAY
*Logan Paul should've thought of this...*
If you watch the first apology bow in slow motion, you can see him hitting his forehead on the ground lol
Me: *Goes to a japanese airport, my plane is running late*
The airport staff:
Brb guys, Imma practice this for my court hearing on next Tuesday.
did it work?
"I'm so sorry ma'am. Your son and husband have passed away fighting in the war. Their service won't be forgotten."
0:23
This apology stance is used when people apologise for something they did
which means those three men murdered her husband and son in vietnam
@@moddable6921 I-
@@moddable6921 I-
Should I feel awful for laughing so loudly 😂😂😂✋🏻
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
"you call that an apology?"
Japanese: "Hold my sake"
Breakdancing apology :D
Damnnnn SAKE, you had me bro xd
Horudu my biiru
You mean snake.
@@IBleedTiranga Sake(さけ、酒/pronounced sākeh) literally means "liquor" in japanese. Sake is a type of japanese liquor.
Thats the best apology tips thank you😊
Canadians: Finally, a worthy opponent, our apologies will be legendary.
Mom: You two should apologize to each other
Me and my sister: **starts breakdancing**
Mom remember she also took responsibility of making a functional family: * turn into a beyblade *
EPIC BREAKDANCE BATTLE
Literally just has a Breaker Battle with your sister
Onii chan daisuki
@@yucaoximi665 BHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Everyone talking about the breakdancing but no ones talking about what you did was so bad you gotta get the boys together to apologize for you.
Prolly cheated on all his girls
Man... Now that u mentioned it, he must've fucked up on all levels possible
😂😂
🤣
Not for you, *with* you.
I swear we Japanese be doing the most goofiest thing in the most serious manner 😂
I watch this once a week. I love it 😂❤
why cant youtubers' apology videos be like this
I agree😂🤣
because those douchebags are untalented
"Hey guys-"
*cue breakdance*
*Video ends*
Finally, a genuine apology 🤣
Alright, im gonna run an olympic class specifically for youtubers who needs to apologize
cuz theyre not actually apologetic
"I'm deeply sorry, your son died in the war."
0:23
KM GASPING THIS IS SO FUNNY
I AM CRYING LMFAO
💀💀💀
0:09
PLEASEEE
Training for the apology Olympics I see.
Smart move, Canada won’t be easy to beat.
“Apologizer” sounds surprisingly like a legit job.
She looks so unimpressed like
"You're still on dish duty for the next 2 months."
Pfp fits comment
@@Jay-nj1oz yup😂
Lmao
When you need to apologize but you really want to show your hidden talent:
simplest?
*simpest
@@noname-du9oi auto correct i guess it should be simp
More like if you want to smash floor and head while greeting amd showing your talent
I literally got this vid after watching nijisanji en CEO apology.
This is just unreal.
It's been 9 years and now CZcams decided to recommend me this video again
**random japanese person spilled my coffee**
me : ah, its not a big deal
him : "no"
**Start breakdancing**
Imagine 😭
Lol
Thanks for the idea. Now I’m gonna do that when they received bad grades from my friends after I share them homework to my friends.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:19
“I’m afraid he only has three days left”
0:14
HELP LMFAOAOOO
I imagine everyone clapping because the performance but just balling their eyes out at the same time.
LMAFJFJDFKFJ
LMFAOOO
@@onilamb845 im just imagining a guy breakdancing while sobbing uncontrollably
I'd like to see a sport that involves people trying their hardest to make the other accept their apology
“My grandmother just died, I miss her so much😢”
Me: “Oh I’m so sorry to hear that” **starts breakdancing**
That breakdancing isn't an apology, it's art.
How bout both
Artpology
@@hound-1323 lol
@@hound-1323 Good one and as a easy definition of Artpology: The Art of an Apology
Feel Free to come up with a better definition than this
@@greenguardian5845 Maybe it could be: An apology presented in an extremely artful way.
Level 5 simp: “I’m sorry my queen, here’s $100!”
Level 100 simp: *Smashes own face on floor*
Level 999 hacker simp : 0:10
@@fikrithekaneko4613 lol he learned breaker style for apologize
@@user-ij7ru6tu8x Yakuza fans I see
@@user-ij7ru6tu8x he's not a simp anymore he is a badass
Sike! _slides_
Marcille breakdancing makes more sense now 😂
Japan never stop finding advanced ways to do EVERYTHING
“I murdered someone”
Proceeds to make a pyramid
I CAN'T BREATHE
you're forgiven
lmfao 😂😂😂
You're showing distraction while asking for forgiveness
@@stokevsky just take fresh air
Hahahaha thank you for your video!!! Are you from Osaka? Hahaha thank you and have a good one!
You earned that chuckle.
Girl: ALL I WANT IS YOUR APOLOGIES WHY YOU KEEP DANCING
Guy: wait babe I'm not done yet💃💃💃
Lmao
JAJAKAJA
Lmao 😭😭😭
Hi ma
"Can't you wait? Jeez now I gotta start over.."
これぞ！これこそがジャパニーズの独特なるブレイクダンス！世界一の最強反省技はこの開催のおかげで発祥！（黙ります。これを読んで痛かったですね（笑）苦しめ！）
the cold and unimpressed look by the women really sell how serious extreme apology is.
Ah yes a simping competition
I was only looking at her seeing as she wasn't impressed
*Me. Minding my damn business:*
Every man romantically interested in me in my life: I apologize for the inconvenience, you can now step. 🛐
*boom boom*
My man at the beggining just smacked his face against the floor, that was an extreme apology
why is nobody talking about how dude literally smashed his face in the first one
Fr that looked horrible
also took off his shoes in the process
omg i never realized
the man probably got a concussion
He's that sorry 🥺
He’s breaking it down on how to apologize
Me: "Huh...that's not my order"
Waiter starts to move table for the breakdance apology.
Forgets to say sorry to the person I bumped into
**Starts to break dance in church**
LMFAOOO
Christian drill intensifies
@@harlem8015 LMFAOOOOO💀💀
Lol xd
Yeah.. this guys getting possessed by some cool demon
"How to apologize to a girl?"
Google: Be sincere and ask for forgiveness
Bing:
No
@@almacarrillo7661 haha *YES*
Meher Zubair exactly. I understand bing is not up to the mark like google but it provides quite decent search result imo. People nowadays just like to make fun of things without reason
@@zayedzihan6594 Why use an inferior search engine if you don't have too? Wait, do you use Internet explorer...
@@Davethawave1999 you are such a nerd. But not even a smart nerd
The slide was impressive
this should be the least we expect from youtuber apologies
HAHAHAHA fr
I wouldn’t even be mad anymore if someone apologized to me like this
Even if the person cheats on you?
@@aerohk no they can kts for cheating on the baddest bitch
@@k.j.305 maybe
Hi cyyyyroooo
Yea, you'd be like "Whoa dude! Nice moves! Where the f**k did you learned that??"
That lady is a good actor for standing still without bursting a laughter
That's what I was thinking
I'm pretty sure I can see a little giggle in the last one
No, I looked again and I think it's just a small jolt in movement, but it really looked like a small laugh for a second
is she acting?
did you just assumed they took it only once? they must have took it atleast twice or more.
This is….. beautiful 😭
"So you'll wash the dishes from now on?"
"...no"
0:23 bro what y’all do wrong this time!😭🤣
E
A
Sports
Its in the game
Yes
"Sorry to have killed your son."
*starts breakdancing*
😭😂
Lmao 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You've a flat chest. *Starts breakdancing*
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Dr Wily at the end of every Mega Man game
Ooh that first one sounded painful
Legend has it that this guy only used 0.1% of his apologizing power.
Think of the world when we use apologizing, maximum power
@@neorel165 The multiverse would likely collapse on itself
@@WyvernRex2099 probably
This literally had me wheezing at 2am
*Falls from ten story building*
“I’m sorry for killing your parents”
*starts breakdancing*
“I saw him walking with milk so I had to kill him”
*starts breakdancing*
"Im sorry for killing the president pime minister"
**Starts Breakdancing
"I'm sor.."
*starts breakdancing*
Ayo
I can’t stop laughing 😂
That's level 100 apology
i watched this whole video with my mouth in awe. 😦
The music while they're "apologising" is killing me 😭
Deadass that’s what got me 😂😂😂
Bruh the slow motion made me choke 😭 apologize to me like this
"im sorry for your loss."
*proceeds to breakdance*
Up
"Im sorry for kidnapping your kids and making them watch cringy apology videos"
Proceeds to dance like their in the 80's
I am very sorry if your family died, bro. *Dances for 1 minute*
Lmao
“I’m sorry you mom died bro..” *proceeds to hit the whip*
Wow, this makes so much sense now in the anime.
This is not only just an apologize, this is a talent
If you apologize like this and she still doesn't forgive you, she ain't the one
@T-1000 WizOh'd fair enough lol
@ba da ba ba ba this is not always the case. There are some women out there who aren't willing to forgive some of the simplest things
@ba da ba ba ba bruh
@ba da ba ba ba bruh bruh
@ba da ba ba ba not all men
Me: *Bumps into someone*
Them: “Sorry about that”
Me: *Starts breakdancing*
czcams.com/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/video.html
@@Cu_Ri man I just about got Rick rolled
@@Cu_Ri I was about to get Rick Rolled but there was an ad 😂
Canada
sounds like something mirage would do
I haven't laughed this hard in so long.
Yesterday I was talking with my driver about getting a house in Japan and how there are some things about Japanese culture most Americans could never understand, now this video 😂 perfect
I do think we should take a vote on which apology was most sincere.
I would instinctively want to rate the most painful headbut apologies as the most genuine but upon further inspection of these men's apologies I must give the award for most sincere apology to the break dancer who then flips into a soft and revenant bow. That was real. I felt his pain wishing he could take back whatever it was he did so everything and everyone could again be at peace.
I don't even know what Breakin Bro did but I forgive him with all my heart 😢