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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 20. 09. 2020
- r/Maliciouscompliance Here's a tip for you. If you're ever at a fast food restaurant and a cashier is handling your food and money, don't give the cashier attitude! They're doing their best to help you, and they don't deserve your negativity. This entitled customer decides that he's too important for basic manners, and snaps at OP. It's a mistake that he comes to regret immediately! If you like this content, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0
âI was a shy, quiet 15 year old (...) then I encountered the general publicâ this sums up me before and then after I started working retail XD
Yep, same. I was super shy until I started working at my University Dining Hall Freshman year. Them b*tches.
AshesSakura so Iâm turning 14 in 2 years so Iâll be able to work legally, whatâs a good starting job?
Lillprincessgir :-: I would recommend a normal job stocking shelves because unlike cashiers you wonât be getting the brunt of customers attitude and it just requires you to know a basic idea of where things are in the store. Did this help? Also do you mind if I ask, where do you live where the legal age of working is 14? Iâm in the UK were itâs 16 (or 18 if youâre handling tobacco/alcohol), you donât have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable though
AshesSakura I live in the us North Dakota
AshesSakura also thanks!
a rule that everyone should follow : do NOT mess with the people who handle your food.
yea and ive have my fair share of my Malicious compliance with ppl ordering shit wrong and shit
That's literally just a new way of saying "Don't bite the hand that feeds you"
Yeah if thereâs really something wrong the food served I just donât eat it and give them an honest review online
Iâm always impressed by good graphic artists.
@Amy Sternheim
Chaotic evil-
Maliciouscompliance is the epitome of *Be careful what you wish for*
I hadn't put that together, but that is the perfect analogy đđ
@ALEXA 21 [f.u.Ń.Đș ĐŒe] ĐąĐĐ 0N ĐY Đ ROFILE no
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I kind of had my own little form of âmalicious complianceâ. Our teacher decided we should have a show and tell/ talent show. So I showed off the talent Iâm most proud of: Iâm double-jointed. So, on a Zoom meeting of about 30 people, I bent the top knuckle of my pinky into a 90 degree angle. And the thing about when I do this- itâs VERY easy for me to do. It doesnât hurt and I donât struggle- it just bends backwards like a bendy straw. Needless to say, many of my classmates and even my teacher blocked their eyes from disgust. One kid even made a cross with their fingers! Iâd never been so proud of myself.
I knew a kid who circle her arms from her back to front with her hands folded. And I can curl up in a ball. I thought I'd lose that, but despite how long my legs are, I'm about five seven, I can still do it.
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I had classmates, not bullies but just a little unruly. They've tried to intimidate me by introducing their big friend from another class.
They're four, two are big. There I was, alone, outsized and outnumbered, but I'm not worried. Just a little tensed for the outcome.
Their friend cracks his knuckles as if they're gonna beat me up (but I know they're just joking). In my response, I cracked up my knuckles as well.... and some more....
I cracked my elbows, my knees, my spine, and my neck. They're stunned and wide-eyed for a moment. Then they burst out laughing. I waved goodbye, and so did they.
They're not bullies, just some class clowns pretending to be bullies from time to time as a their kind of joking around. They're good people.
i can bend my wrist to touch my thumb to my forearm. my wright arm its barely uncomfortable and almost no pain, less so for my left arm but still doable without being too bad. just not as easy. i can also cross my eyes and wiggle my ears. :D im much less talented in the double jointed department and other similar stuff but still proud of what i can do. :)
I know this comment os from like, 2 years ago but I want to share. I can bend my thumb in a way that the bottom of the proximal falange bone of my thumb can touch the proximal falange bone of my pinky. It looks freaky, like I broke a bone
Rslash: âWelcome to malicious complianceâ
Me: **happiness noises**
I cannot get enough of this channel.. I cannot find ANY other reddit reader that is a great as this channel.. Robot voices or too much of them talking about themselves etc.. Love this darn channel! I'll go back and rewatch from years ago.. He's definitely come a long way.. đ„°đ„°
Rslash:posts video
Me:*super happy noises*
áŠSwnsasyአ_ Look at Redditor. Donât know if heâs better then Rslash but heâs still pretty good
Nickolas Trowell Hehe my too. I'm 43yrs old and squeak like a kid đđ
JJavk Oh perfect thank you so much love!! Going now
âWorse then a devils bum after a strong curryâ LOL đ
r/rareinsults making a cameo appearance
Lol Iâm using this insult
YEET
Best insult in the universe
Is it bad that I did not expect this many likes? đ
MASTER YODA-
We should call entitled daughters âKarenettesâ
Or KITs for Karen-in trainings
Ss sS K?
Man, woman, young, old, eastern or western or a different color.....
A Karen is a Karen is a Karen.
"Karen" is conduct and attitudes - not genitals or age.
P.S. if you are wondering why this matters to some people - it is because this sort of stupidity only feeds into right wing lies about "Karen is racist" and "Karen is sexist!"
i cant like since it is the perfect number LOL
I work as a cashier in a grocery store part time while at school, and that 4th story is absolutely true. In my state, I need to ID everyone who comes in with the person paying for the alcohol (unless it's obviously the person's kid). Most of the people who get angry at me are guys who come in with their girlfriends/wives and look under 30. If one of the two is missing the ID, the woman will always go silent while the man tries to "reason" with me. Reasons like "but we're married!" or "but you saw her ID!" These people are dumb enough to think their marital status or spouse's age is proof they're 21. Seriously, anyone can slip a ring on their hand or date out of their age range, that doesn't mean it's proof.
There was one asshole in particular who came in with his wife and VERY young son. While unlikely, either one of them could be under 21. I saw the wife's ID and she was only 25. I asked for the husband's and he started yelling that no one else in my store ever asked to see his ID after seeing her's (which I highly doubt cuz I had some coworkers who were pretty strict on alcohol sales). I told him that it was the law for me to see both and he starts scoffing that I'm wasting his time as he goes to his car to get it. When he comes back, he keeps complaining that I'm wasting what approximates to two minutes of his time and saying stuff like "I can't believe you need to see mine too!" At one point he got so pissed that he yelled sarcastically at me "What, do you need to see his (his son's) ID too?!" Now, I don't believe in being nice to rude customers because they deserve to be put in their place and shown how rude they're being, but I didn't want to lose my job. I just looked at him and reiterated all I was doing was following the law. At that point, I could have refused the sale of the alcohol altogether because I reserve the right to not sell it to someone, regardless of age, if I feel uncomfortable doing so. My reasoning was that if he gets this angry over small things while sober, who knows how bad he is drunk. I just didn't want a dumpster fire in the store, so I sold it.
Seriously people, it's not that hard to bring your IDs with you to the store when you're buying alcohol. Don't blame me if you're stupid enough to leave it behind.
Who seriously makes a big deal over 4 pennies? đđđ
You'd be surprised i had a guy leave the store and come back claiming i forgot to give him 5 cents
My friend was yelled at over 1 penny đ€ŠđŒââïž
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@@jennifert8542
(( Just a somwhat related random though:))
I happen to be a kind of a person who might come back to a store while noticing a missing discount of few euros
(especially during the last-moment -60%-sales on perishable-items),
But I also say that in those cases the missed discounts would more important for the inventory-keeping of the store itself.
As in having better records what items were being sold fresh and which were sold at "last-day" in order to balance out how many items they would order next time to make more profit, alongside seeing whether or not the product in question is more lucrative in it's more "fresh"-state or if the sale price-tag is too high normally.
(( And of course, there is a somewhat of an "entitlement" since I am also a "client-owner" in a local retailing-cooperative, thus this kind of makes me want to make sure the stores are in "tiptop"-shape in general and I might be needy of extra customer-service on some cases. ))
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I was called useless to a teacher bc I 2 cents short for the food at a party
I had money smacked out of my hand for three, so... yeah. đ Be specific in how you want your change if you pay in cash. And NO the cashier CANNOT give you more change than what you get
As a former teacher...I would have actually LOVED that malicious compliance. I would have been more than happy to answer questions with a notebook pretending to be annoyed JUST to keep him going.
I was 15 when I got my first paycheck job (worked under the table before then) at a Roy Rogers. We had a semi-regular who was the worst. Always had to complain about something, and never wanted salt on his đ. That meant if you were on the fry station you needed to drop some new fries when he walked it. The fry process worked where once they were done, you dump them in the fry bin, then salt all at once. For his though, you needed to hold the fry container (large in his case) and pour very hot đ into the container over the fry bin so no salt got on them. One day I was on fries, and a friendly co-worker was on the roast beef slicer (have to be 18 to use it). Guy walks in (I drop đ), co-worker comments here we go again. Orders his usual Roast beef sandwich with large fries. Order goes out without a hitch. Several minutes later, guy is back at the counter complaining about the slice on his roast beef. The slicer, once dialed in, is not adjusted, so his was sliced like the other 20 ordered at lunch rush. He had eaten more than half of his sandwich at this time, and the manager put in for a new one to shut him up. I make a comment (albeit a little loud) to my co-worker that he should come slice it himself. Twenty minutes go by and I get sent to empty the trash. As I'm back at the dumpster, this faded blue POS ford escort looking car pulls dangerously close to me. 40 something year old no salt fry guy starts yelling at me and how the customer is always right, and that he is going to kick my a$$ (he definitely heard my comment). I yell back, what the hell, I'm only 15. He says I don't care, I would still knock your teeth out, then proceeded to speed out the parking lot. I go back inside, tell my co-workers who have a good laugh and tell the manager. I get put on break, and am told he isn't welcome back in the restaurant. I was there a couple more weeks before summer ended and I quit. Never saw him again after that day đ„ł.
Fun fact: Yugo is also a popular car in the Balkans
Also a character in a show called wakfu
Doggies name is Hugo.
Yugo's are fun to drive, ez to fix.
Never seen Wakfu!
Damn things are bloody indestructible!
*Lada Boys Have Joined*
Well in denmark it just sounds like a trol
I feel everyone should work at least 3 years in retail and dealing with the general public before they start their career or continue education. Then maybe everyone would learn manners and kindness
....
It's
Literally
FOUR
cents.
Four.
Itâs the principle of the matter
Even if it is 1cent you cam still ask for it so OP had to give
@@kaliyous3130 of course. But OP didn't have to make it easy ;) :P
The last story reminds me of one of my high school English classes, I had this class after p.e. and would take a quick nap every day. A friend would wake me up every time there was a test or quiz so I was passing but the teacher one day decided that was not acceptable anymore so he asked me to stay awake in class so I did for one day. I talked so much that the next day he waited for me outside of class and told me I could go back to sleep
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Rslash to bouncer: Do you really want to mess with a man who studies Karenâs for a living?
jezuz christ you are right!
Bouncer to rslash - *punches him in the face* YES NOW BEAT IT B*TCH
Lol
In any case, with the ID one, just because the person was old enough last time, doesn't automatically mean they are old enough this time...
errr...
wait...
Your logic is sound
Lol, though I had a cousin actually get fired for not checking ID's. At a place she was making almost $25 an hour at because she had worked there for a good while and built it up. She then turned into a crackhead bc she had some minor medical issues but now had to work on minimum wage, if she could even keep a job for long after that, for her and her many kids. As far as I understand she wasn't even getting anything from the person she had sold the cigarettes to multiple times that apparently looked about 15. She was living in my parents home while they finished paying it off and getting it fully fixed up. She and her shit goblins trashed the place and they think had a meth lab set up in the garage, she had to be taken to court to get kicked out. They never did get any of the money they were supposed to get from her as she refused to pay and died about a year later from exacerbated issues from her medical problems that the drugs likely didn't help. Good riddance.
But here's the thing, just because another employee sold him the cigarettes doesn't necessarily mean he was old enough. Because OP hadn't seen the id herself she had no proof that the customer was old enough; and trust me, the penalties for not asking for id are NOT worth it. Loss of job, possible jail time, a possibility of a fine ($1000 in my state), and the business could lose their tobacco or alcohol license. Which is why my company requires us to id everyone, regardless of age.
Heck, in some states, if the appropriate state agency is checking on businesses they suspect of not checking ID, they will bust the business even if they don't ID a 94 year old in a wheelchair. IMO all businesses should operate like this. If an ID is required for a purchase, whether they look old enough or not doesn't matter. Especially with the quality of some makeup artists these days.
@@hollyw9177 Yup. I got a manager fired bc I wouldn't sell without ID o someone she knew (and I didn't) while Corporate was in town. She made the sale while I was on camera refusing to do so.
My residency isn't worth someones' $10 pack of smokes
My favorite subreddits covered are AITA, Tree Law, Malicious compliance, petty revenge, pro revenge, entitled parents
So all of them?
The Aze Not exactly.
That's basically all of them
Tree law?
What's with all these fucking bots with their spam? This a new form of hijacking?
"We waited."
**ads play**
Perfect Timing.
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The last one reminded me of when I had shoulder surgery in hs. I was on pretty strong painkillers and I remember asking a question in my English class. I don't remember what I asked, but I remember my teachers response, "are you on your pain pills?"
"Yes" I replied
"Okay, they stop talking"
I don't know what i asked, but this teacher was one of the really cool and calm ones so it had to be pretty bad for her to shut me down like that.
I swear Iâve heard these exact stories before...not complaining tho
Tbh i havent heard these in previous videos, maybe it was another channel?
because these stories are from reddit
I read insaneparents not long back and when he did a video on it I got so confused because I'd already read them and thought I was watching a old vid
Other channels have covered these stories before. Itâs nice to hear a different take on it being read and the different reactions different readers have.
C Mo I know the feeling.
The last guy really thought he had the last joke.... how amusing. lol.
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I keep hearing âPenny Guyâ like âTimmaayâ (Timmy) from South Park.
I'm kenny:)
"Livinalie! TIMMAY!"
I heard Pennywise at first lmao
Malicious compliance and relationship advice stories are my favorite on this channel
Well shit guess who showed up...first time Iâve seen the bots first hand. Anyway, mine are malicious compliance and entitled parents.
I love Malicious Compliance and Pro Revenge the most
mine are entitled parents and malicious compliance
Me entitledparents and AITA
I don't work here lady, and AITA
I have a serious suspicion that the web design one was my work place. I'm going to check with our designer in the morning.
Keep us posted :P
Let us know what they say! đ
So what happened?
Update?
You good?
I like how the teacher in the last story went with it. They knew what the kid was doing and knew it was their own fault. Too many teachers that I know would have blew up at the kid for being a "smart one".
The collar one reminded me when I went to a fancy restaurant and got turned away for not having a tie. I was with a date so I was obviously embarrassed. I told her to wait just inside the place and I'll go out to my car. I was sure I had something that would work. I dug and searched but couldn't find anything. Then I got the bright idea to use my jumper cables. So, I tied them around my neck and proudly strolled back in. The host saw me and gave me a look. I said, "Well, it's a tie, isn't it?" He said, "O.K. I'll let you in, but don't try to start anything." Buddum tss!
GM: "You can't take that Coke into the theatre!"
The family: "We're gonna do what's called a malicious compliance move."
What's is with all the "I WANT SEX" comments? It's getting very annoying. STOP IT.
@@dracko158 agreed
9:42 "Is Karen Sleeping with Bob or something?" That's exactly what I was thinking throughout the story :)
"Penny guy"
Me: *vietnam flashbacks*
This is the pinacle of QUALITY!!.
Iâve worked needing to check IDs before, and it irritates the shit out of me when people pitch a fit over showing their ID, even now as a customer instead it makes me mad.
And when Managers do stuff like check them out anyway, it makes it even worse because they feel vindicated when they are 100% in the wrong.
If you donât have an ID, you shouldnât even be DRIVING. It is always the CUSTOMERS responsibility to provide a Valid. Government. Photo. ID.
And if you cuss out the register person for doing their job when youâre the dumbass who forgot your ID, I hope the cops pull you over and you get caught driving without one.
Maliciouscompliance has to be the best kind of videos he does.
Poe is best
I agree
All videos he does is the best. Right?
I think pro revenge first and this second
Yes
My son introduced me to Malicious Compliance. These stories are awesome!!
Hey folks Iâm early, and Iâm here to say I just had my first D&D session yesterday.
We are ordinary(ish) people on a job, our wagon got ambushed by goblins, they stole our driver, and now weâre getting him back. Thanks.
Make sure it doesnât end with the whole party dead with the one alive and becoming king of the underworld with a strange fascination for avocados
The spam bots be commenting on your comment because you play dnd đ
Yep I noticed.
Lost Mines of Phandelver! Thatâs a super fun module, I hope you and your party enjoy it!!
Welcome to the massive party of players and DMs hope you enjoy it
Rslash is the only guy I'd respect for the, "do you know who I am?" Because the mans is actually really respectful and funny
@Lily ! y.o I WANT SĐĐĐ„ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Ma'am, this is an olive garden.
Where's my tree law malicious compliance đđ Did this dude really stand there for 4 lousy pennies?! You cannot be that dense.. Never mind, it's R/Slash reddit! Lol
I had a similar incident. Last year, I had a guy who loves to steal from my shop. He came in the second time that day for cigarettes. Newports. I was the one who diligently ask for id. The guy yells at me saying he doesn't have id and I shouldn't have asked. The truth was he does this when I'm there. He was salty that he could win against someone who's been there for a long time
That ID story, I hope that Karen was walking or getting the bus to the store, otherwise that means she was probably driving a car WITHOUT ID.
âWe waited...â
*AD STARTS*
Listening to these are the highlight of my day. Even though others are putting these on CZcams, they just don't have your excellent delivery. Love them! Keep up the great work.
The haters got the notification bell on oml only 6 minutes and already a dislike
Probably pressed dislike instead of like lol
The haters are subscribed, so he doesn't really care đ
Rslash's entitled guy voice kinda sounds like Grant George
The pennies thing is real. One of my favorite stories to tell is this lady who came back 10 minutes after she left, slammed all the change I had given her on the counter (about 55 cents) and shoved her receipt at me and snarled, "You owe me two cents!!!!" I was out of pennies at the time. I have many,many more stories but that was my first encounter like that and it sticks out to me. Fast food and retail are hellish wastelands of insanity.
LOL Last time I got IDed I thanked the young lady. I'm 57 and this was 2 years ago
Iâm so glad you exist my dude what would I do every morning when Iâm getting ready for school
Iâve heard all of these on other channels.. still listened to the whole thing aha
Pretty sure "sbhoohaha" is short for "Shark Bait, hoo ha ha!"
Lol, that guy with the napkin collar reminds me of the time I forgot my tie, which was compulsory at the college I attended. So just before classes started, I dashed to the toilets, rolled off a long piece of toilet paper, folded it double a couple of times lengthwise, and then just tied it around my neck like a normal tie. It worked amazingly well, and from a distance even looked like a regular normal tie!!
Up to that point students would get sent home all the time to go get a tie if they forgot to wear one. From that day forward, anybody that forgot their ties, would just do the same thing, because it worked so well. One guy even refused to wear a real tie, he would just make one every morning before class, and chuck it in the bin after his last class. One guy even made one at home, and wrote some answers on the back of it for an exam. He obviously got caught, because you could see some of the ink seeping through on the front of his "tie".
"Does that look like spit to you?"
"Yeah"
"Eh, fxxk it"
Burger Punk!
Like, when you KNOW the store is gonna ask for your ID, cuz they've asked every single time you've gone in for MONTHS...Why would you not just bring your ID...?
rslash- "I used the 'do you know who I am' line and the lady let me in"
rslash is an entitled person CONFIRMED!!!
Why do I feel like Rslash sits and laughs at these idiotic people online-
Kat Bready cause he does
Don't we all
1# RULE
*Never talk crap to those who handle your food.*
There are so many bots in these comments. Watch out, report every bot!
There's no bots he has a clean channel
Edit:you are just jealous
@@moyai9251 I dont mean Rslash. I love him. There is a lot of Bots commenting under other comments with names like "Click my pic" making self Promotion. They only comment with some Emojis. You understand? I am not Jealous just pissed
@@captainb4 Oh, In that case I'm pissed too
I have so much respect for napkin collar guy. Also, not malicious compliance but funny story. In college one of my classes decided to mirror-image it's seating for a class. There wasn't any assigned seating, but people get into a routine and all that. It completely threw the professor off all that class. Didn't know where to look, fumbled words, etc. Arguably the greatest harmless prank I've ever pulled.
"don't you know who I am" is basically the everyday version of "I am the manager"
The ID one makes me wonder how many people are driving to the store without their license on them. It's wild.
Not sure how true the penny one was cause I work at McDonaldâs and can 100% guarantee that the donation box is collected by a 3rd party once a month and not a single McDonaldâs employee has keys so...
Not even the franchise store owners have keys to it
To clarify a customer had dropped their card into one by accident and had to wait 14 days for the collection company to come collect it and give it back.
They never said it was a McDonaldâs
Mcdonalds isnt the only fast food place with a donation box
loved the guy with the Napkin collar. He decided to take a risk that only spent his time and it paid off.
I would say âyou are completely right sir! The principle that you should get every penny you are owned is very important. For instance, if you sell something for $2.71, you should get $2.71 and not round it off to $2.70. Iâm glad you are teaching everyone the principle that every penny is important and you should never round up.â
If penny guy wanted $0.30 so bad, he should have scrounged around on the ground for a penny to pay op, smh
They only let rSlash into the party because he knows Yugo
I hope that last kid has since gone back to visit that teacher just to give them a handshake and a smile without saying a word for a minute or two. I'm sure the teacher would get a kick out of it.
Yeah it's my first year teaching how hard could it be?
Kid... Hold my dew. Lol
As much as I love your videos and stories and know it takes time to make puppy bloopers are my favourite part
I felt that gas station story in my soul.... Used to work the same type of job. I feel their pain... & Have had much worse encounters then unruly customers.
The last story about not saying a word. I did that in my 7th period math class. Funniest part of it my teacher sometimes forget I was even in class đ. Some of the other students (even the ones directly near me) didn't realize till I did any action. I was doing amazing in that class. I at one point got a 90% on a test.... I was the ONLY one đ€. Silence can be rewarding, but also a curse. Use wisely
@10:50 I guess the "job" at which she was "highly experienced" had nothing to do with the business! LOL
By this guy's logic, companies can charge you $5 for something that costs $4.99. "I don't understand why customers can't just round up. iT'S tHe pRiNCipLe oF tHe tHiNg!"
7:45 What was so difficult for OP to understand? Customer is always right. Just get Karen to sign a statement that she has ordered OP's team to do exactly as she wants and to copy her design as it is. Take the full amount in advance.
DO they want Karen as a repeat customer?
to be honest it is a pretty scummy practice. I went to a restaurant once and they refused to give me my change saying "we don't give change" I explained to them what theft was and they happily gave me my change. the place got shut down and the managers arrested a few months later from all the complaints
The first time I found this channel I thought all the stories he read was his stories
Oh, Karen was absolutely sleeping with Bob. And itâs my understanding that Karens are mind blowing in bed, the crazy ones usually are.
@Paul Crosley fair point.
After my 40th birthday when someone asked for my ID when I was buying alcohol or tobacco, I thanked them for making my day better.
The gas station I used to work at had this company policy where if a group of people came in you had to look at all of their ID's (if it wasn't obvious it was a parent with their kid). I had a guy pull a knife on me when I asked for an ID from one of his friends. When they said she was underage, I denied the sale. He pulled the knife out and said "I feel like stabbing this mother fucker right here."
I had this confidence that only being high on drugs gives you so I told him to put it away. He looked at me with my "I am so high I have no fear" face and put it away. They all left... to the bus stop right in front where they waited for 15 minutes for the next bus.
3 things happened after that. 1)one of the girls came in and asked for my managers phone number to complain as if they had done nothing at all.
2)I told my coworker what happened and she decided we needed to call the cops because while I wasn't scared she was, so I called.
3) they waited long enough at the bus stop that the cops were able to come arrest him.
For months after we got letters from the court telling us about the progress of his hearings. One day we got a letter that said "plea acceptance hearing". A couple weeks later another one that said "continuance."
Turns out his plea agreement had been rescinded because he got trouble again. The day he pulled a knife on me he was with 2 girls one of them was under age as I said. The town we lived in had a well known prostitution strip. The 3 of them came up with a plan to get money. They went to the prostitution street, and the under age girl made a deal with a guy to have sex for money. They went to an alley to complete the tranaaction. When the guy got into the alley, they all 3 beat him up and robbed him. Once again these criminal geniuses stuck around close enough to be arrested. They were found walking around the area 20 minutes later.
Hahahahaha I did the same thing in the 8th grade. Except I stayed quiet for only a week. The surprise the next week when I answered a question everyone thought I wasn't going to answer is a good memory.
referring to the post with Bob and "Karen" - I had a phrase hanging in the office of my business until I had to retire due to disability - "10 percent of your clients will cause 90 percent of your problems."
*GM takes the teen's drink away*
*Teen comes out periodically and causes a disturbance*
Teen: You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting.
I don't understand how people think it is acceptable to be rude to the people preparing food. They literally have unrestricted access to something you are about to ingest.
Rslash: Do you know who I am?!? I died lmao
When my brother and I were in our early teens we each snuck a Subway footlong into the movie theatre. And we thought movie concessions were expensive back then đ€Łđ€Ł
Going out to take a sip and go back in is a smart move, here where I live, some places just throw it in the trash (unless it's a re-usable bottle)
6:02 - I think the intern was right, wouldn't bet against Bob playing 'hide the sausage' with Karen.
Love these r/maliciouscompliance videos!
11minutes, 113 comments, video length 15 minutes. Now either there are a lot of people watching at 2x speed, or people are commenting before watching the whole video
Where had that man every been where they ROUNDED UP on change??? You canât just give someone EXTRA money no matter how hard they yell đ Iâd be surprised if I hadnât worked for a clothing company and OFTEN dealt with customers thinking they deserved literal money for inconveniences.
We have a guy that comes in our store and doesn't want pennies. He's always polite and quiet. 29 cents in change, just give him a quarter and he's happy. đ€·ââïž
Iâm surprised that one person who was 16 and had to ask ids could scan alcohol and cigarettes. Iâm 17 and my job doesnât let me scan alcohol until Iâm 18
My job let me when I was 14, I'm not sure there's a law, it was probably just your work's policy
Zarzee probably đ€·ââïž
@@madysonjuers1831 also different places have different laws đ€·ââïž
The ending to that bar story feels just like the answer to a puzzle in a point & click adventure game
Relating to the last story: In sixth grade I had a kid in some of my classes who never talked. Like, he NEVER talked. I didn't hear him speak until the next year after his friend had gotten him to talk finally
Bob was definitely snaking Karen's drain.
Where I live it's the law that you have to check an ID from everybody looking under 30 if they buy alcohol or cigarettes. My store's main customer base is 35-45-year-olds and they're all surprised, amused and flattered when I ask to check their age. I'm just doing my job but it's great to see how happy it makes people.
âDo you know who I am?â
Slashy himself did it and succeeded. Dang.
I can't believe people still need to be told not to F with the people handling your food.
I love the 2nd story. This is also my favorite Subreddit
Has anyone ever noticed how often RSlash flexes on us that he's a famous CZcamsr/influencer? I, for one, cannot get enough!
The last guy should have learned ASL
OMG, I used to work at a UPS store as a Design & Print Specialist. This meant that as well as normal store associate tasks, I was in charge of any graphic design jobs that came through the store. I had this lady come quite a few times throughout the year. she owned or co-owned this "Paletorian" "PAntheon"(?), /FANCY/ sounding CrossFit gym. She'd bring in her own designs on a flash drive, and she'd want us to print them for her. I'd set them up for printing, but they always came out terribly, odd pixel shadowing behind lettering, pixelated images, weird coloring, "invisible borders", etc. The policy is to print one, show it to the customer, and have them proof it. I showed it to her voicing some of my concerns. (you know the obvious aesthetic problems with it) and she goes "are you sure it's not YOUR printer?".
"yes ma'am, we just had it serviced this week. *pointing to various issues* these arent usually caused by printer malfunction, this is an issue with the document."
she asks if she can watch me set it up to see what I'm doing
ok? She follows me to the back, and watches over my shoulder, where she sees I make NO changes to the file itself, I just set it up for print, hit print that's it. she's going on and ON about how she self-taught off youtube yada, yada, yada. NO HATE FOR THOSE WHO TEACH THEMSELVES, KUDOS TO YOU GUYS WHO CAN MANAGE THAT. MAD RESPECT. But a little background on me, I went to school for graphic design. I spent 3 years on acquiring the knowledge I have. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, don't go to people who have certifications to do their specific jobs and tell them they're wrong when you learned to do something on youtube. just... oof. I show her what could be causing the problem on her file, ask her if she has higher quality images at home, and how she can better the quality. (after attempting, and failing to offer to do it for her.) "She goes on this whole tirade about how she did everything right, it's my fault cause I'm not setting it up right, its the printers fault, etc. MY MANAGER WHO IS VERY AWARE OF MY QUALIFICATIONS ASKS ME IF IM SURE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING. YESSS. Finally, the lady goes home to "tRy aND fiGurE OuT WhaTs gOiNg oN".
She disappears for a few hours, comes back, and explains that "I had to (insert everything I told her above, here)". BRUH. I printed her stuff as quick as possible, to get her outta there. Do NOT miss that aspect of the job. Happened all the time.
Translating Penny Guy to grandma, and I realize the dude was going for a one cent profit.
Which makes this dude pettier than originally thought.