I Found The Worst Knock-Off Anime Merch
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- I Found The Worst Anime Knock-Off Merch, from Demon Slayer, My Hero Academia, One Piece, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and more! Don't buy this terrible Anime, Manga and Figures Merch.
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Which item was the best? 😏
no
Sannnnsss!!
CDawgVA I think we all enjoyed the boxers,
Obviously all the jojo merch, the tanjiro mousepad is a good runner-up tho...
All of them,,,
Conner: "Look how blurry, you can't see anything on this shirt"
*Camera isn't in focus*
blur^2
Blurception
I mean, it’s still gonna be blurry
Well it’s a camera and a good one would cost 2000+ $ and nobody’s gonna use that much on a camera
But jenna marbles probably would
@@KL96012 You're talking about the guy that just spent $400 on tiddy mouse pads
Connor with 15-year-old Tanjiro: "DAMN HE PACKIN'!"
Connor with 16-year-old Deku: "HE'S LIKE 12!"
Tanjiro is a lot older by the end of demon slayer lol
@@itsyuuki and MHA is a flashback 😂
Cosmic Sweets wait wh a t
😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James Syrette omfg I never realized- ;-;
I love how he used the FNaF 1 security system at the start
Same
I honestly think that fnaf 2 is better
Same
@@knoxxishq same-
Same.
i love how there was absolutely no time where the camera focused on the anime merch and i think that was a great artistic and directional choice by Connor to represent how truly bad they are
Skeletons: * Don't have tiddies *
That person who made that cursed mouse pad: *skeleton tiddies*
Not just that person but r34 artists too
i agree
Yup
Science: skeletons don’t have tiddies
The creator of that mouse pad: *im gonna ignore that*
I AM NOW SANS UNDERTALE - A famous egg person.
ah nothing better than Connor spending his money on anime merch.
Until he puts on the anime cosplays...
Ah yes my favorite anime
Undertale
Omg my favorite anime!!!
RedDenzTNT has
Nothing better than Connor spending money in general
“Who would buy this?!”
Crazy sans fangirls: …..
Facts
(Crazy) Sans fangirls: Ahem.... about that....🙃
8:44 I see that Riyo’s Gudako, the Grand Berzerker is there too, mistaken for Umaru though lol. Strangely enough, thats the vibe the character can have, not too inaccurate there
She is what happens when Umaru and Satan Fused
umaru but addicted to gacha and eggplants
*Smacks Tanjiro and squeezes Midoriya*
FBI: We got him boi's.
Coffin boys start walking
Deku's sleep paralysis demon- sees those bAdOnCkaloNgAs, just hoNkers
*FBI OPEN UP* 😂😂
I would do what CDawg is doing with tanjiro im sorry- but i speak truths-
@@iixxxanime.goddessxxxii2883 FBI, open up!
@@greyiveson IT IS ANIMATED DRAWINGS! also nice FBI meme cat!
"the worst anime products"
"tequila joseph mousepad"
That's quite contradictory
I Kinda want it tbh
I could have never fathomed that a tequila Joseph mousepad is even a thing but now that i know it exists *i need it*
I NEED IT
I need a tequila joseph mousepad right now or else i will commit several war crimes against humanity
And the Tanjiro mousepad.
The tanjiro thumbnail scar me for life and then the deku one i have no words...
Connor: “WTF HE’S LIKE TWELVE”
Connor less than 5 minutes ago: *smacks Tanjiro’s cake aggressively*
😭
Every time Connor yells “why did you make this?” I yell back “why did you buy it???”
Cause yes
Same.
Content
Simple....because hes being nice...why you ask?? Also simple he's getting the fbi eyes all on him while the rest of us can book it.
Tanjiro: I’m trying to sneak around but I’m D U M M Y T H I C C and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the demons
LMFAO
XD
DEAD-
PFFT-
Nezuko: 👁️👄👁️
Zenitsu: 👁️👄👁️
Inosuke:👁️👄👁️
The Hashira:👁️👄👁️
Muzan:👁️👄👁️
Mr.Urokodaki:👁️👄👁️
The twelve kizuki:👁️👄👁️
Kagaya: 🕳️👄🕳️
the fact that when connor says german guards it sounds like gods makes everything 10 times better than it was before
joseph dressed up as a woman to entice the german gods
Time stamp
4:03 for the JoJo seduce his way to victory.
That Tanjiro Mousepad makes me want to claw my eyes out with a spoon.
“Isn’t Sans like, ten?”
Me: Ah, yes. He is ten. *He is a ten year old who needs to catch up with his bills and taxes.*
The imagery of this comment is outstanding
*littletale megalovania intensifies*
Albi Frost Arts & Nixie, hEeHeE
@s o f t e g i r l w h a t ?
Frisk’s like 10, I feel like snazz is around 15 to 20
Fun Fact: My mom actually owned the patent (in the United States) for those glove sleeve things in the 90's. She originally meant for them to go over children's gloves and coat sleeves to prevent snow from getting in there while they where playing. She called them "Glove Mates." I guess someone in the early to mid 2000's bought the rights when the patent expired (I remember renewing it was really expensive and she was struggling with her health and had a lot of medical debt at the time) and made them accessories for edgy scene kids.
Sakura Stardust wow that’s really interesting, I had wondered about the gloves origins when they are in the stores.
Whoa!
Thats really interesting
It actually pretty cute fingerless gloves for girls. I remember my cousin wearing it for going out at night, now that kind of gloves has become a get go for fashion styles with gloves on.
That's a real cool fact
“just a reminder that no matter how good you do people will always end up making a shitty version of you” 😂🤣
I just bought the Joseph tequila mousepad and honestly its so fantastic. LOL Non JJBA fans have literally no clue what it is and I have to explain it, but for Jojo fans, its god tier merch.
Me: “Wow, this can’t end well.”
**three seconds in**
*”I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!”*
noice pfp
LMAOSODKDODKKD UR PFPPPPPP
I'm ashamed to say this: But yeah.
Connor’s reaction when he realized the body pillow was Rin is nothing less than amazing
Ikr 😂
💀💀💀😭😭😭
"is there a demand for this?"
unfortunately yes, they're called sAns WiFe aNd GiRLfRieNd aka toxic sans fangirls
'we stan kiribaku' THIS BOI JUST EARNED MY RESPECT AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY OMG
tanjiro being an actual child, and he's worried about the fricken skeleton lmaooo
Tanjiro is around 18.
@@CertifiedGhxsty isnt he like 16?
@@CertifiedGhxsty Tanjiro is 15 years old
Are we talking anime or current age in the manga
That's his age in the anime, and I don't remember his age in the manga...
Connor: "Who tf buys these things?"
_30 seconds later_
Connor: "I spent 30 bucks on this"
Damn 2k likes,2 comments.
E
@@teafullys make that 3
@@kainopsycho make that 4
Conner: *referring to sans* “Isn’t he like...ten?”
Me: I mean more like 21-25 but close enough
He knows when you reset and remembers everything afterwards so probably 50-70
Fun fact: some random person made an Emma (from TPN) body pillow, she was also naked
Yes I’m know it’s disgusting I’ve seen it
@@Overthetopsimp yeah
Conner: "Damn Deku, Damn"
Also Conner: "I'm on 5 FBI watchlists right now"
... I wonder why...
Yes lol
your opinion is gay .
@@isabelaguilar9691 stfu lol
Connor: "WTF HE'S LIKE 12"
Deku: *is actually 16*
Also Connor: "Isn't Sans like 10?"
Sans: *is in his 20s*
Tanjiro being 13
nothing changes the fact he now has a body pillow of Ren when he was like 10
@@smallstars1732 he's 15
Ophelia T Oh i didn’t know that everybody keeps saying he’s 13
SmallStars hes 13 at the start of the anime and then 15 after his 2 year training
As an artist, the All Might one mildly infuriated me
All might:WHY THIS FIGURE IS EXIST?!
When I saw that first JoJo painting I started crying
Imagine the FBI breaking down Connors door to see him in JOJO underwear and a Sans body pillow
Thats would be something lolol
@@TheGreenHeagOne The FBJ then.
@@arubinojr5670 Ah yes, exchange the investigation for japan 😂
@@xelspeth the Federal bureau of Japan
@@goggles8691 That ain't how it works
connor: "DEKU'S LIKE TWELVE"
also connor: worships the tanjiro mousepad
@@migzzz831 don't click the link guys it's earrape moan
@@edgecrow5492 thank u king
im so glad you said that hdhhshs
@@edgecrow5492 whoops wrong video
@@edgecrow5492 give me the link
"We stan kiribaku"
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
8:52 She's Gudako from Fate Grand Order
Connor: questions sans age. also Conner doesn’t question Tanjiro the literal child
420 likes.
he's like 16 or 17 lmao
I mean, he's only 15
Tanjiro: I'm trying to avenge my family! But the loud clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alarming the demons!
... I have no words except for these
....same....
I laughed HARDER than I should've
nezuko: I try to not bite anyone but my cuteness keeps alerting the weebs.
😭😭😭😭I’m CRYING
“No better how good in life someone’s always gunna make a shitty version of you”
So inspirational Connor ☺️
Conner, you always find a way to make me laugh
congrats
you are now my favorite youtuber
Honestly the tequila Joseph mousepad was the best out of all of the products
fax
My friend is gonna buy one for my birhtday (for me)
yeah lmao i’d actually buy it
Take my money
I'd buy it
Connor: "If you slap someone in the face with this, they'll be concussed"
Also Connor: *Proceeds to slap himself with the mousepad*
He'd seen enough
I would've done the same
Discombobulate
Maiz_ Kolbe yeh after seeing that umaru body pillow I was disturbed too
(Realizeing how sarcastic that sounded)
I’m not being sarcastic
XD
rewatching these videos 2 years later and they still slap
6:37 the baby looking chibby doll is actually a pose doll for anime artist in japan, they make the pose with the doll and draw it digitally or handwritten for me as a beginner artist I actually want to have one of those buy a taller one.
Is no one going to talk about the whole, “Do you want a CDawgVA tiddy mouse pad?”
Dude you haven't met my friends they have a whole stock of titty mouse pads
I want a butt mousepad👀
@@kizuna6216 Yaaaaasss XD
But it has to be a female version
@@zitrox7361 I wouldn't mind either way 🤣
Connor: *touching Luffy figure* "feels a little rubbery."
Me: Well yeah
That's his thing.
I'm pretty sure Tanjiro is 15-17 years old-
conner after hitting tanjiros ass, "do i hear boss music?"
@@gggamer141 "Are those police sirens?"
Your reactions, best part of the video, just, the shock on your face. Lol
The tequila Joseph mousepad is high-quality. The bumps don’t feel like balloons or anything!
Oh ok then
Don't forget the underwear
@Joanna Linnapuomi Same problem here, even tho I'm 19 but shit, still😂
Cultured pfp
* i need it*
Another title could be “reasons why Connor is on a fbi watchlist“
The FBI watches these cause they are hilarious
*FBI OPEN UP*
Oh shi-
CDawg for this specific video you earned my sub
your welcome
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE STAN KIRIBAKU PART?!? NO ONE?
Luffy figure. Him: “It feels a little rubbery...” Me: “Isn’t that the point?”
this made me wheeze harder than i should have.
I love how Connor is just like. “I don’t care if my viewers see me in my underwear!”
Damn now even youtubers are going for the fanservice
I mean we've all seen it before
Haha jokes on him if he found out most of us are 12-17 girls
@@EmmaPie13 Yeah we are girls... of course girl... why would a guy watch him in underwear reviewing tanjiros ass... pff nk guy would watch that....
(time to run)
@@EmmaPie13 So fucking right lmao
Thank you, Connor! This kept me awake during my shift when I really wanted to go to sleep, but couldn't. XD
The Joseph mouse pad was the best thing🤣
Not only was that a screenshot from an anime streaming service, it's a screenshot from an anime streaming service THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.
Siilan rip
I edited the comments so the comment section doesn't make sense
why are there no replies
The quality is so bad that he don't want to waste his time to edit in the footage of the camera focused.
The merch is so horrible the camera doesn't want to focus
Tur
Hi
"This isn't gonna teach deku it's dekus sleep paralysis demon"
Well now...
All might(true form):aa...hallo! How about this?!💢
Oh i saw you on yt once and now i see you with your changle anways it was a video where i saw you in with a video thst was called yarichin on crack, i was a scene where toono and yaguchi went to sleep and you said something like "oh we know whats gonna happen now" it was pretty funny.. OH WHOA they also put i piece in it from you saying "oh wow.. Well thats...slightly disturbing" its pretty epic
“This is the worst Luffy figure, it feels rubbery”
...isn’t that the point tho?
Oh, big brain
Oh, big brain
Oh, big brain
Oh, big brain
Oh, big brain
Connor: *Shows an item to the camera*
The camera: *Immediately unfocuses*
PeppermintSpider420 cut the camera
Camera: oh to see without my eyes
This series of bootleg anime crap vids is cursed af, and I love it 🤣🤣
I love the saitama “Got you” thing
Conner: “that feels nice and plump“
My neighbors walking their dog looking at me with no earbuds:
👁⚫️👁
I-
Thicc tanjiro isnt real. He cant hurt you.
*Thicc tanjiro* :
He cant hurt me but im certainly gonna hurt him if you know what i mean.
SomeOne 😂😭😭😭😭😭
SomeOne NOO 🙏😭
@@SomePersonOnCZcams we gonna am him cry tonight hehe, he's also tough so you gonna need some help hehe, call me whenever you're ready :)
I'm seriously so existed to have fun with him :)
Please, the Tanjiro mouse pad was the best investment Connor ever made 😂😩🙌
Now the total commitment are not a even number
Connor: Look at this and how bad it is!
Camera: Doesn’t focus so we can’t see the quality, lol
the camera : ho hellll no i 'm gonna blur this trash up or everybody gonna go blind !
I think that's the point lol
A sad profile picture.
@@mysteryhaze5080 agreed.
@@lydiaisstillstrangeoh dio
You should order Anime merch from WISH. We need to know.
Y E S
Do it!
The people NEED TO KNOW
@@m1lk93 Yes! We need to know if IT'S REAL! I mean if we go by wish standards, probably not
9:28 never been such a relatable quote lol
Ohmygosh I laughed so hard at that body pillow with the long body!!! I’ve never seen a dushhound person.
“Why would anyone buy this??”
Sans fangirls: *Heavy breathing*
Lmao me in the past.
Lmaaaaaooo 😂
Quite surprised there wasn’t a Kermit mouse pad
Edit- wow didn’t realize I would get this many likes!
that should be the merch
Nocturnal Elk07 oh yeah! It totally should!
but that wouldn't be bad or weird merch, it would just be good
Kermit streching his ass mouse pad lol
12:12 I did not think it was another JoJo wall thingy with pesci face sticker onto each person in passion
"It feels a little rubbery"
I mean...
it's Luffy..
Connor: "getting my own merch like this"
The fandom, knowing connor is dummy thicc: 🌝🌝🌝
🌚🌚🌚🌚👏👏👏💦
Yes
Therapist: Dummy Thicc Tanjiro isn't real, he cant hurt you
Dummy Thicc Tanjiro: 13:40
i am YELLING KSJSJSJS AND LAUGHFIND
@@xenajen2236 ha...
I wish I was Himejima rn
Bro I'm crying, that tanjiro
A yaoi wet dream for women.
7:48 It looks like Homelander from The Boys got into My Hero t try and connect with a younger audience and cosplayed All Might then someone printed a fan art tshirt of it then China made figure of that t-shirt...Can't wait to see The Deep get into Gundam...lol
Yeah..love the awareness Connor
Ok if anyone’s confused by the baby movable doll thing. It’s a posing doll for anime artists like me to learn how to draw different poses
Someone said it was a nendroid doll and that he was lucky he got one for free, now i wish i had one of those :(
That little doll reminded me of those "smart dolls" and they're expensive af
I was actually going to comment this, but then saw you did! I’m glad I’m not the only one who knows! :)
That tequila joseph mouse pad is literally the one I have and use I-
A man of culture 👀
I need one!
I would own one but my parents would throw me into the shadow realm
Put it in a jar
I *N E E D* in my life but don't have a computer 😭
How Connor likely makes these videos.
Goes shopping for items screaming
“Why am I buying these?!”
Opens them.
“Why did I buy this?!”
This is the first vid of I watch of u and I’m already dying😂😂
The “baby” thing Connor got is actually for artists and they are used for posing that’s the chibi ver
(Edit:thx so much for the likes!)
And it's a bootleg. As an artist, I don't recommend getting that one because the parts can fall off so fast that they won't pose long enough for you to take it as a reference
Yeah they take the nendoroid heads and place them in the body :v
Mari Akutsu true
And a rip-off of the official reference figures by Good Smile no less!
honestly i thought it was made by someone with a Shota fetish (male Loli)
As a Swede I can confirm that the JoJo poster is authentic Nordic style. All of our homes are filled with cursed JoJo art to please the Viking spirits of the land
Ok??
I have a scroll poster that’s the original pic of the jojo oil painting. Lol
13:25 THE LITTLE YAWN PART SENT ME😭😭😭
Connor: WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME SOMETHING THAT BROKE IMMEDIATLY-
also Connor 10 seconds before: *aggressively finger-slapping the breakable part of glasses*
lmao i love your pfp glooommmm
Lol your pfp I love Kassie too
The dummy thicc Sans pillow is why Toby Fox isn't going to finish Deltarune
I don’t blame him. Those products were cursed.
As a jojo fan I immediately saw the jojo pics and maybe a jojolion and the fnaf reference
That all might figure looks like it was made by a very skilled five year old
“Isn’t sans like, 10?”
He has a job-
Multiple
Several, actually
A lot of them skk
He’s 25
H-he’s 21
Conner: "wtf who would buy this?"
also conner: "i want merch like this"
when i saw the tanjiro mouse i went SLUMPBER, THAT BROTHER GONE
12:42 they are now a mixture of Pesci and the Pasione gang
Connor: *realises it’s child rin* AUGEH- *thouroughly scared*
Also Connor: *groping midoriya and smacking tanjirous ass*
Gimme the timestamp pls
@@BushuTheBush 11:07 is the rin body pillow
13:37 is the tanjiro mouse pad
And 16:41 is the Deku one
isnt deku like 15 or 16 depening on what season doe
@@holytemplar2424 also, Tanjiro is literally the same age.
I would have done the same thing too tho the tanjiro was mighty thicc tho😂😂😫
The tanjirou mouse pad makes me feel so many levels of uncomfortable
Imagine how Muzan feels
@@darrylferguson3622 "Imma 'bout to eat that boi's ass"
@@arthurluna6189 Jesus Christ, douse him with holy water holy crap
Akaza gave up during their fight because he knew that he couldnt defeat someone so DUMMY THICC
I want it
The pose baby thing was my fav cause you can make a little doll as diy