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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2023
- everybodyyyyyyyyy
shake your bodyyyyyyyy
ahhhhhh YEAH
right this is the 4th upload cos YT keeps blocking it FOR CHIRST
I think it was cos I called crofty the c word
and obvs cos yt are a butch of yanky cucks thats UnAcCEpTaBLe
so I cut the c bomb and then it was summit else
who knows
maybe it was because my bars where so fire
people have been saying that I should get signed to a label
drop a rap album, go on tour, become an international superstar...etc
but I am committed to my F1 investigative journalism
right I cba to edit this again so if this one get demonetised ill just send it m8
I would like to thank all the Mohawk Sympathisers on the Patreon cos I literally wouldn't be able to keep doing this with the way YT have been lately so cheers my dudes and dudettes
uncensored versions of the videos and the nerve podcast here if you wanna m8:
patreon.com/RPMF1?...
k luv u bye xxx - Komedie
If F1 doesn't let you perform that rap before a race then the SYSTEM IS RIGGED
#F1xed
And racist. I dare them to not let perform a strong independent asian woman at the beginning of a grand prix.
Saw this before the video, I was not disappointed
I love this so much. They're so racist and sexist if they don't let a proud Asian American perform this dope beat
He was going to perform it before imola. But it rained out
Thank god for the internet. If not for it, this fucking genius would be holed up in a factory somewhere pushing a button for 8 hours a day instead of producing this fucking comedic GOLD for mass distribution to the hundreds of hundreds of ppl who can appreciate this style of humor
No. He lived in mom's basement but now lives in Covent Garden in a Bungalow.
@@ferrari0323 *Mum's (God save teh King etc.)
I cant wait for the album to drop.
😂
well said
best rapper on the planet... no contest
High bois comments are unfound goldmines
What the hell, High Boi watches F1 and RPM?????
I am pleasantly surprised love both y’all’s content
HIGH BOI?!
ayo who's here
"Nyck De Vries paid tribute to Nicholas Latifi... by fucking it into the wall"
Oh lawd, laughed so hard at that line. Nice one bud, really enjoyed this one.
I've only noticed this joke when I watched it the 4th time
“Then Charles Leclerc remembered who the fuck he is and got pole”
“Then Charles Leclerc remembered who the fuck he is and fucked it into the wall”
That was a good one. Hahaha. I have a co-worker that hates Nick DeVries so much. Any time he crashes I get a message that DeVries is out
Jos Verstappen intensifies
3:44
Thank God. With Imola cancelled, this was looking like a very grim weekend.
There‘s always the N24 to tune into!
You had to be the bearer of bad news...for me at least 😢
Indy 500 though
Nurburgring 24hr
@@giddie6862 thats next week
That rap was unironically fantastic. Best F1 song since SimDane retired
Is he ever coming back or is he gone for good?
Has Slim Dane really retired ?
I have no idea if he'll come back btw, but it's been months since he last posted. Please don't take "retired" too literally as I do not know the guy personally :)
Not gonna lie you got greedy and started prioritizing patrion even though you had the chance to continue the crazy exponential growth rather than just stop uploading and instantly stop gaining subs.
@@akshay831 I thought he made a video saying he was getting mental health treatment? It had nothing to do with Kirby or subs
This man needs to be protected at all costs.
I have a feeling he might end up having a car accident in a Paris tunnel
@@illbeVits the CIA
But more than that, what the fuck is his outro music?????
Who’s here after Perez got cucked by Verstappen at 2023 Monaco GP by getting lapped TWICE
Yup that seals the championship in his name
Miami qualifying>Perez GONNA LEAD THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Miami race> Nevermind... but he's good at Monaco, keep the faith!!!!
Monaco Q1> Ahhh fuck
Monaco race(800 pit stops later)> I wanna die.
bruh..
Checo gonna be divorced soon
@@sevachthat people actually talked him into a contender at ANY POINT in time is just one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in f1
copium from the very get go
We live in a world where “Charles Leclerc remembers who the fuck he is” could mean anything
i’m hoping it’s version one in Monaco
@@whatever16jb17 It's version 1.5 . That's the one that looks like version one but ends the weekend in disaster.
@@QuimFreecss At what point does that just become the default version?
It’s Leclerc? Always has been
Lil Mohawk killed that beat 😂👏
He put the nerve on these lil fake rappers. I swear on me nans grave
SOME DAMN FAT BARS!!
Straight up better than most “ lil “ rappers
we need a full version
Rocket*
4:01 'Jos Verstappen intensifies.'
I'm dead. That's so true. Jos cares more about the races than Max does. Remember like 3-4 years ago when Max was about to get his 1st ever pole position and Danny Boy pipped him to it and celebrated like an Aussie? Jos took that personally.
Jos aint a nice guy theres a reason Max Verstappen his baxing name would be Jos Verstappen...
@@shepherdrm8486 WTF is a baxing name??
@@JDYTChe means his boxing name
"Pipped him to it"???? Care to speak english?? 😂😂
@@xXJerry202Xxit's an expression "pipped at the post" probably a British one at a guess just from the word pipped😂 basically he means he just beat verstappen to pole in Q3
"Everyone can go home"
*And so at Imola everyone did go home, as the flooding cancelled the event*
Rap Lyrics:
Here we go...
Ladies and Gentlemen, lil' Rocket, rappresenting Sheffield
Let's rip!... (Let's rip!...)
This is the Formula
LL Cool J and William conducting the orchestra
waving that little stick, like it's his dick
wearing those shades makes you look like a fucking prick.
Who's this? Logan Sargeant
First out the gate
big shoes to fill because the king he replaced
Nyck de Vries is a disease
Infectious, reckless
Driving like he's on wine and cheese:
Cheddar, Mozzarella, Cambembert.
Fourth on the grid in a Haas?
That's absurd.
Sainz in third, that's nice but where's Leclerc?
Oh right! That's right, he shit the bed like Amber Heard
*Camenburg
@@PiousMoltar im dyslexic*
@@Rocketpoweredmohawkfantastic!
Absolutely diabolical. 😈
@@Rocketpoweredmohawkdon't impersonate me
That rap had no business going this fucking hard
That rap was fkn amazing.. This needs to be done every week.
No thanks.
Sorry, I thought you were talking about the one they did at the race.
As a fellow commonwealth swine from Canada, those bars slapped harder than Charlie slappin that old leather boot on coronation night
This man didn't give us videos for 2 races and now he comes when Formula 1 fails to provide.
That's absolutely diabolical
SEND HIM TO JAIL!
@@brewcrewbill MEE MOO MEE MOO BONK YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO MR. MOHORNY JAIL
he did them on patreon
@@speedbird00_13 I will not conform to capitalist systems
@@FromTheDeck code for "I'm too broke for a single cup of coffee"
Needed him asap. And he delivers
PHAT BARRZZZ
Fuck this is the most entertaining thing I've watched in a long time. You are a legend. Your bars are actually fire 🙌🏿
The logan sargeant one didn't quite rhmye, but the rest is SUPA HAWT FIRAHHHH
I mainly avoid any F1 channels that aren't technical engineering or non-clickbaity-drama-so-called-news to spare myself the petty BS and drama, but this video has been the best F1 video I have ever watched.
How come you’re never pregnant but you always deliver?
just fully dilated
🤔🤔🤔
Yes! A video to hold us over because of the canceled lasagna GP
you mean the twisted bottle Gp IMAO
lol That's funny.
Your ability at comedy tying it into F1 is unmatched. I had to rewind some bits i was laughing so hard 😂
Petition for RPM to make a full version of the rap
that rap actually kinda slaps, the fact that its acually relevant to F1 makes it better than this is the formula
That rap was actually fire ngl
I swear this is becoming my favorite CZcams channel I fucking love you man 😂😂
This the only F1 commentary ever needed ever again!
Don't stop ever
Hearing RPM rap is something I never knew I needed on my life lmao
Absolute legend
I've never read this type of comment before
@@Bale4Bond yep! I’m definitely super original
That rap was wicked mate and the piss take of big ears Charles was hilarious mate, thank you for uploading another brilliant F1 video on a very disappointing weekend for the sport itself
big ears? MAKE WAY FOR NODDY
I got nasal surgery this past weekend and you just made my stitches rip open ☠️ 🔥
Phattest bars oTc
I use my likes as a CZcams music playlist, it always cracks me up when I'm playing music and an entire RPM episode starts playing in between the songs
Gotta feel for Kyvet, both his ex and his daughter are calling the guy who took his job daddy.
Your videos are the only reason I wake up in the morning
That is a sad reality mate...
@@EGMAX says the one with tits for a profile pic 😂
Cheer up ! The Earth is Flat and God loves you.
Pathetic.
Please tell me you're not serious......
Dude you are a fucking legend! Hilarious, factual and entertaining, that's genius. I haven't been entertained like that for a very long time. Perhaps the fact that I watched it while high played a role or not 😂
The line about the king at the end nearly killed me. Holy shit that was all hilarious
Fighting Charles leclerc in the music industry with that rap
Legit watched this on the patreon like five times for the fire bars. Lil rocket gotta put that rap on Apple Music 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hey man, i really really love your show! It's so original and goes all around the F1 areas. Thank you for making me laugh a lot for even the smallest jokes you make. Really appreciate it and anytime you pass through Germany, beer is on me!
Im I the only one who jumped put of my seat when he finished 🤯 damnit the world dose not deserve a full version but we need it!!!!
Bars are immaculate 😂😂
The rap increased my lifetime by 100 years
Here after De Vries got CUCKED!!
The funniest thing about these videos is that they're actually pretty informative.
This is the best fucking F1 channel, spitting bars and revealing dark truths 🙏🏻 bismillah lil rocket
It's not only related to f1 but it's a world news as well.
Best F1 videos out there! I laugh all the way through...Max is a machine! Restored my interest in the sport!
And as an American, I apologize for the entire Miami GP. I have to agree, might as well keep the rest of the cars in the trailers for this year.
This is the best F1 coverage on CZcams. I can’t believe this is the first time seeing anything from this channel. Bro you are a fucking legend! 😂
"Driving like he's on wine and cheese, cheddar, mozzarella, camembert" You don't just switch your rhyme scheme like that with no experience. This guy definitely raps behind closed doors for fun lmao
That rap was better than anything I heard from the rappers he named
Why does this shit always slap harder than Jos Verstappen when it has no right to 😂
Daaaaaaaaaaamn
You gotta update this in light of the De Vries news
Honestly RPM could drop an entire album about F1, charge the deluxe price $15 USD, and still do numbers, I would pay for that album without a second thought, in addition, since there's no merch, it would give fans a timeless piece of work from the man himself to hear on the go, to go alongside the golden status that is this YT channel.
Didn't know rpm could spit bars like that
Next time out, he might actually drive the car Brad Pitt is supposed to drive from Silverstone onwards
They should add atlantis to the horific name of the ImolaGP
Dude really rapped to the I Thlammed My Penith in the Car Door beat. This is the hero F1 needs.
G.O.A.T. Commentator right here on this channel.
redbull is looking fucking unstoppable
WHERE'S Ross Braun ???
Mercedes should have thrown more money at Adrian
@Ice Cream Studios yes they should have poached him. Im sure he'd love to fix that shitbox
@@Lastname6955 AM took one guy room RB!!
They are doing well!
@@Lastname6955 Adrian said he would have stayed at RB anyway bc it feels like ‘home’.
If F1 is about the marriage between a perfect driver with a perfect car, RBR nailed it. Max has grown up to be a Godzilla and the world’s circuits are his Tokyos.
Maybe Lawrence will understand this now that they have a competitive car and will finally get a competitive second driver alongside Alonso? I mean….I love my kid too, but if I was in his position I would buy him Williams or something and get him out of the way.
9:44 WE MAKIN'IT OUTTA THE PIT LANE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
WE ARE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
Certified unsafe release.
Stealer of wife and children 4:30…..thank god finally someone said this loud…bless you sir
Great script. Genuinely funny and well paced. Really nice work. First time viewer btw. Now subbed.
“Fourth on the grid in a Hass that’s absurd, Sainz in third that’s nice But where’s Leclerc? oh right he shit the bed like Amber Heard” 🔥🔥🔥
Last time I came this early my girlfriend had to finish by herself
Don't worry, next time Verstappen will be there to help her.
And here cums Max Verstappen!!!
@@TheXshot don’t worry, Danny can still stand in the closet and watch.
Either Danny.
@@TheXshotgot damn boy
This is even more relevant now
"Lil Rocket"
I don't think you thought this through mate...
as an American (and i hate having to say that) the miami grand prix is the dumbest racing event in the entire U.S. we dont get these dumb things in series outside F1 like if IMSA or Indy do laguna seca or Long Beach. and as a Vegas local it makes me even more scared for how bad the Las Vegas GP is going to be
Don’t worry. At least the US GP at COTA is actually good.
Yeah that shit is cheesy, (as a fellow American). So stupid especially the random celebrities on the grid who know nothing about any type of racing.
Did the europeans pick you yet
@@BrizzyST tf does that mean
Coming into it this year I was like "OK be good to see something different where they had the fake water with the boats on the inside of the corner" because it got panned by everyone. Nope, still there this year, so out of touch
After the two previous not so spicy videos this is an absolute gem
Sir those bars had no business going that hard
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Quality stuff.
Missed opportunity for ASAP Rocket but i guess we all have to face adversity...
Shout-out to your family
ASAP ROCKET IS GENIUS 🚀
My guy - funny as this video was, the BEST bit was right at then when I noticed PDR with his hat saying PUAL - I'm fucking dying here.....
Haven't watched in a while but tuned back in and the production value has really increased. Sick one dud
why was that freestyle actually so hard
You should win an Emmy and a Grammy for this upload. Comedic Class!
This is the best vid you’ve made in a while, had me in tears 😂
Mate. Found you from the F1 comments... thank you. Thank you for absolutely smashing. Hysterics. Big up Sheffield too 💪
0:12 For Kyvat, this is especially true
9:43 holy shit this was actually good. Lil Rocket fuckin killed it haha
Bro Eminem could never...😎😎😎😜😜😜👍👍👍
Simply lovely
Be seeing you
Hot damn Max really did assert his dominance over Kvyat there 😳🤯 farout haha 😂
I love these videos! Thanx for the entertaining content RPM!
That rap was lit!
Saving everyone's F1 for the week. Loved the video, the rap, the editing. 😂🥳
I'd actually love to listen to a full Lil (Out of pocket) Rocket version of the Miami rap.
I love it RPM! Nice to see you back! KEEP HIM SHEFFIELD! YOU WON'T DO BETTER THAN HIM!
Omfg when stroll popped up in the chair I lost it
Objectively speaking...max is killing it raising his kid....
Lil Rose Depp wishes she came up with that Amber Heard line
OSAMA BIN RUSSEL......BA HA HA HA! Man made me choke on my food on that one. Good call bruv, good call! Gotta say that Rap was dope!
Over a YEAR later, still relevant. That tells you RPM>all other jOrNaLiStM☑️
9:45 bro is the next big rapper
Dropped right on time,thank you for giving us this dime
That’s a fucking number 1 single if I’ve ever seen one, Lil (R€D) Rocket.
This random influx of F1 commentary channels popping up on my YT feed, each creator with a boat load of personality. Discovered the ladder guy a couple days ago and now this, lmao.
If RPM had used ether for the track he woulda blown the rap game apart
You uploaded this ~an hour before my lunch break at work started. Perfect timing. Great video per usual, and that rap at the end was gold
What a way to start the day.
RPM delivers, and I got the shivers,
But it aint from the bleeding cold.
You think rocket is old, maybe he's been sold you told.
No way, these bars are ripping.
Bro the PHATEST BARS 😂😂
such a true English patriot rocket is
never missed a chance to pay his respects to his majesty and his completely normal family of normal people
That man delivers every single time. I watched it twice, it was that good.
That rap was 🔥. Proud to have you representing Sheffield
" ...in a petrol station bathroom, for a bag of..."
Jesus christ I belong here
I rewatch your videos multiple times, love the amazing content