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Hey there, fam! Get ready to have your minds blown with a brand new video on my channel! Join me, Charlotte Dobre, as we dive headfirst into the world of TikToks that are an absolute NOPE! 💥🙅♀️
In this electrifying compilation, we've scoured the depths of TikTok to find the most cringe-worthy, mind-boggling, and downright bizarre videos that will leave you questioning humanity's sanity. From questionable dance moves to jaw-dropping pranks gone wrong, this collection is the epitome of "what were they thinking?!"
Prepare to laugh, gasp, and maybe even cringe behind your hands as we explore the dark corners of TikTok's wild and wacky universe. Brace yourself for epic fails, epic wardrobe malfunctions, and epic levels of secondhand embarrassment that will have you saying, "I can't even!"
We've got it all, folks! Watch as wannabe influencers attempt to break the internet with their questionable talents, but end up breaking our funny bones instead. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as we witness cringeworthy lip-syncing battles, absurd challenges, and enough face-palm moments to last a lifetime.
But hey, it's not all doom and gloom! We'll also be highlighting the occasional gem that manages to shine through the TikTok madness. These moments of brilliance will make you believe in the power of creativity and remind you that amidst the chaos, there are still some true TikTok geniuses out there.
So, grab your popcorn, take a deep breath, and join me on this epic adventure through the TikTok abyss. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and maybe even learn a thing or two about what NOT to do on this addictive platform.
Remember, my lovelies, we're all in this together. So let's sit back, relax, and embark on this hilarious journey of TikToks that are an absolute NOPE! Don't forget to hit that subscribe button, smash that like button, and ring that notification bell to join our awesome squad and never miss out on the latest viral adventures!
Until then, stay cringy, stay classy, and I'll catch you in the next one! 💃🤳🎉
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Hi, I'm Charlotte Dobre. I'm an actor, reactor, singer and sometimes (not really) comedian. On this channel I do reactions, commentary and occasionally I make a joke or two. I love poking fun at social media, weddings, entitled people, tiktok and OF COURSE petty people. I upload daily, usually 7 days a week, unless life gets crazy or I get lazy. Come hang out, it's a good time.
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I recently had the Swiftie experience in Atlanta. I was out for dinner and kept seeing flocks of young women in the sparkliest clothes! Someone told me Taylor was in town. It was a great feeling to see all those girls having such a good time in their glittery garments.
My local Starbucks got infiltrated by them one morning on their way to the show lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I didn’t even realize there was a show nearby until they all came in. Lol.
I'll be one of those Swifties in Minnesota! Sorry y'all, we're invading!!! 😅😂🎉
this too was Atlanta on the MARTA train lol
Hey Atlien! I'm a server and served so many Swifties that weekend! It was a money maker for our city and fun to see! Would have gone if tickets weren't 2k 😂
Flock of young women 😂
When my husband and I first got together, I had a cat that I had raised from a tiny jellybean and I used to take her with me to my chemo treatments, tucked into my bra. 😆 (It was safe for her, we made sure with the drs and nurses before I brought her. I did this because she was bottle fed and I couldn't leave her alone for days at a time.) She was really protective of me and hated almost everyone but my brother when she grew up. She would wiggle in between my husband and I in the middle of the night and press her whole body against me, then stretch out her legs, claws out, and dig into my husband's back, stomach, whatever was facing me, and would fall asleep like that. LOL My husband was a really heavy sleeper so he just woke up wondering why he had new claw marks on him! She was really the sweetest, she just didn't like men very much. 😂 RIP Moira! 💜💜💜
I read that as jellyfish and was so scared and confused for a second
I love how your medical team were complicit in your fluff-smuggling! Did they get to visit with and pet Moira when she accompanied you? And I've heard of heavy sleepers, but wow!
@haplessasshole9615 Yes! They'd take her for me sometimes so I could shower, etc. She had a little nest of warm towels and baby blankets I brought from home that she would sleep in beside me on the bed. They'd keep her in there at the nurses' station when I couldn't watch her. It was a highlight of my days in the hospital, watching them fawn over her, bringing her little plushies to snuggle with. She was so spoiled! LOL And fluff-smuggling is now my favorite word LOL
My mom sent me an article on my honeymoon about a kidnapped woman my age in our honeymoon location. I retaliated by sending her an article about a woman her age dying alone in their house after their daughter cut them off. Count your days mom.
😂 Nicely done!!
Wow
😂 brutal
As a mother of a 21yo, I approve haha
😂my kind of level of parental petty retaliation.
I really like how the fiancé handled that, respectful, nice, but setting that boundary, and good on the worker for immediately recognizing the appropriate thing to do, applause all around ❤️ 7:15
@Mona Lisa Vito Oh for crying out loud! Maybe she wasnt? Some people are very shy, have social anxiety, want to say yes to please others even if it makes them uncomfortable, some people are on the spectrum of autism... We're glad you can, really. Don't speak for her though, she looked happy about it.
It wasn't a worker. It's Salt Bae. He has 22 restaurants and charges $1000 for a steak. I can't imagine spending that much on food.🤯
My parents moved into a mid class neighborhood that mainly had retirees in it. My friend who was 18 at the time and had cerebral palsy stopped by for a visit. Her mother freaked out and told her she shouldn't be off on her own. She was perfectly capable of walking and making her own decisions without medical devices or supervision. She told her mother "what are they going to do? Throw their teeth at me?" I laughed so hard at her comeback.
I can't keep out of my head the image of elderly people running around throwing their dentures at any younger people.😂 Thanks for the laugh! You made my day.
@@daphneebrisson7449 🤣🤣 get off my lawn!
I can't stop laughing at this 😂😂 thank you
@@tiffanym1108 In my head, it was even more unhidges. They were throwing their dentures just because! 🤣
@@daphneebrisson7449 🤣🤣🤣 it's now in my head and it's hilarious!
My brother went to Africa (I forget which country) on business through a mining company. He didn't tell anyone he was going for the exact reason in this video. He was kidnapped along with all his co-workers and ransomed to the company. Apparently this happens almost EVERY SINGLE TIME and the company has contingencies and a well-known plan in place for these regularly occurring kidnappings. He said he could not stop thinking of his family the whole time as he really thought he was going to die. The mining company NEVER tells their employees who go to Africa that this will probably happen to them btw.
Which country in Africa if y cn remember,cos it's a continent? Generally happens in Uganda
I spent a semester in Namibia and South Africa, had a lot of folks give me a litany of things to be careful about before I left. While I was there, there were about a dozen US mass shootings that made the local news, and everyone from my internship asked how I could ever feel safe living in the US. There are dangers everywhere, and you get accustomed to whatever is most frequent around you.
@@randomlyswatching9481 I forget which country. Tbh, he had a hard time telling me. I could see he was telling me through vivid memories. I felt too sad for him to ask questions and just let him unburden in his own time. My brother is over 6ft and built. It broke my heart to see him in such a vulnerable state.
Wow
@@inspirationfollows9692 I agree, my son's father is american and he (my son) will probably never venture there. Sad to say but many people have the same view of america that your Namibian friend had. I am from Oz myself and it has a reputation for the deadliest animals. I hear all the time on CZcams, that some people will never visit Oz despite that fact that most Aussies will never see one of these animals in their entire life.
Went on a cruise with my family and BFF to Bermuda at 17. We met hot guys, got on their motorbikes, went to a local party, made out a little, swam in the ocean, and when we weren't back at 5 a.m. they woke up the ship captain and called police. Great time other than arriving back! The next week a teenager was murdered doing the EXACT same thing. It's 25 years later and my mom still mentions that murdered girls NAME every time I go on a trip.
😂😂😂
mother knows best........
The foot on the Sammy was the lady who documents the lovely meals for her hubby who cheats on her and because she was raised to respect her hubby and never question him, her food preparation videos are to amazing
She went to the extent to incorporate a pair of someone’s undies she’s found into a sandwich or some sort of wrap 😂
Is she the same woman who took something out of the toilet tank (or however it went)? I coulda sworn she pulled a jar out of there.
So she has no self respect? Leave the man wh0re
The Swifties getting on the subway was like watching a scene from a zombie movie. I love it. Also, my mom ALWAYS does that "did you read about the thing that happened in the town you live in now?"no mom. No I didn't. I rarely read the news because of this EXACT REASON because it happens all the time, ok? I'm already anxious enough
I’m now that mom 🤦♀️
@@Mama_Bear524 I understand, and I appreciate mothers looking out for and care for their kids as they should. However, always talking about every negative thing that happens wherever their child is really isn't going to be appreciated after a while. I'm 25, and I understand that my mom cares, but it almost feels demeaning when she talks to me as if I'm a child who needs constant supervision, as well as increasing the anxiety about the world that I already have. Again, I get it, and I applaud and appreciate parents caring, but it does become too much at some point 🙈
@@Hinata8778I’m 26 and my mom’s the same way but it’s not even always specific to things around where I am. We’ll be chatting about a basic subject, like walking my dog just outside my building, and she’ll bring up every possible threat and what-if scenario around it. I appreciate that she cares but it has definitely made me realize that her concerns make my already awful anxiety even worse 😅
I'm so down for "absolutely not" merch! You're amazing and I love your videos!!
I'd pay guap for an absolutely not sweater 😩
Seconded!
Yesssssssssss
I believe the correct answer to do you want new merch is, "Absolutely Not!" 😂 *Ba dum tiss.*
I agree with all of this ❤
The way that bear kicks off that wood had me cry laughing! That's HIS house now. 😂😂😂😂
For the first one, I was in Amsterdam to a concert of The Offspring which ended at the same time as the Post Malone concert. So from both concerts people had to get in the train. The other stations we would pass were Utrecht and Den Bosch. In Utrecht a lot of people left the train BUT 2x more people entered the train, they all came from a huge techno party so they were all also high on "substances". The train was so extremely overcrowded😂
Tbh respect to the man that said “no sir” to his girl getting fed. Weird as hell to ask a woman to put herself in a sexualized situation like that in public. As a woman I would be so thankful if my husband drew that boundary so I wouldnt have to feel uncomfortable. Like ask the man at the table to take a bite like that
I’d be grossed out if he tried to feed me. It’s weird, because they only feed the woman and it’s kinda sexual I think. He seems like the kinda guy who in high school always insisted that the girls give him a hug.
I love this channel, Charlotte! Only found it last week.
My favourite part, in one video, was when you burped, then stared at me, then you excused yourself with such a high-pitched tone to all watching!
And any dolphins.❤
@@Cynophileandavianenthusiast as you should queen👑💖, but it also makes this dumbasses see what a true men is and to respect women even if a guy isn't around. Imo.
@@Cynophileandavianenthusiast okay, I am happy that you feel comfortable doing so. But others, including myself, would not feel comfortable in that situation and appreciate our partners recognizing that it is inappropriate of this man to ask this and stepping in to help alleviate the anxiety such a situation would give us. I am normally a very independent and outspoken person, but sometimes, like a crowded restaurant with a psuedocelebrity in front of me, cameras filming me, would make me uncomfortable enough that I probably wouldnt say anything until later in private.
Again, Im happy that you can handle yourself in all situations and dont need support from your partner ever, but the rest of us mere mortals appreciate the help our partners can give us when they notice that we arent going to speak up for ourselves.
@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis exactly the vibe I got too
From the moms POV - reading any article about tragedy happening to someone who remotely reminds her of you, it 100% becomes you in her mind. Damn straight that “be careful” is pure terror on her part.
OMG yes!! my daughters are 18 and 20. Every time i hear a story about some young girl going missing or attacked i get sooooo anxious 😢😢
Yes I have a 3 year old but the amount of so called mom and dad's and family menebers who harm them has traumatized me I never let my baby out of my sight for longer than a couple hours and when then I can't enjoy myself because I'm thinking of her safety the whole time. And that's even when the people I do trust all 3 of them lol
@@Stepharoni_and_Clean sadly they didn’t give us moms an “off” switch. LoL
@@ladyp3531 - Which is what I've explained to my much-beloved Son and DiL (she's adorable, seriously)...I can't help worrying when they tell me about their 'spur of the moment getaway'.
There are mean, crazy people in this world, and my bebes are too kind-hearted. So, yes, I worry (whether I want to or not). 😅
My daughter's roommate took a huge trip after graduation around the world we ALL including her parents wished her the best and let her be free. Fast forward, she had a wonderful time and made it back safe. Have faith it will all work out ❤
My Mom (God rest her soul, it will be 9 years soon) when I moved to the city she always called or sent me information about things that happened in areas of the city I didn't go to nor would I ever go to and always thought the incidences happened to me and was like "answer your phone, are you d-@d??" Not even kidding. For years I go these messages and phone calls. Loved that woman, even when she drove me nuts. RIP Mama.
Oh god I think I might be this person without kids. I’m always sending my friends clips and articles of crimes that happened near them. It’s because I’m worried sick all the time haha.
My FIL is like that about weather. We live in central Florida and he will call us about a hurricane threat in Miami 😂. We know dad, but its sunny here.
@@thaloblue Lol, too funny !! ❤
I do this with my friend who lives in Florida, I send her every Florida man story I can find.
@@ugaladh Well that's a must. Always a good chuckle.
That foot sandwich reminds me......
Rules for attending work/church potlucks from someone who has been attending these for almost 40 years:
1. Pack a concealed snack in advance.
2. Get in that ridiculously slow line and make awkward small talk.
3. Kindly take a small scoop of each cat hair infested jello surprise (don't get me started on what cats walk through before running across kitching counters 🤮) and virus thriving environmental secret casserole.
4. Act too thirsty to take a bite.....yet.
5. Never take a bite!!!!!!
6. Get distracted from your plate. (Small cute kids or a fake phone call work great)
7. Eat the snack you brought with you in the bathroom.
8. Return later to help with cleanup and pretend that was someone else's abandoned plate.
You're welcome!
PS- this goes for school bake sales too. Buy that stuff to support the school and then toss it. My daughter's school district recently implemented a "no breast milk in the ingredients" rule. 🤮
I love how much thought you’ve put into this 😂😂😂❤❤❤
At potlucks I mostly make sure to bring a dish too (if I want to eat otherwise I just don't 🤷🏼♀️). So I know there is something I eat and how it was made. I actually didn't know it is a thing not to eat at other peoples houses (German and grew up there) but I'm a weird person who was always kinda suspicious of how other people make their food and most of the time I don't eat the 'usuals' anyway.
Guess that makes me lucky 😂
I may have an explanation for the foot thing.
Amongst mostly Southern black folks, there's an expression "to put your foot in the food" (as in "I put my foot in it") that means "to cook with extra love and care".
In African American culture, this is a high compliment to the cook. Like when someone says that something good is "bad". If you "put your foot in the food" or you're "cooking with your feet," then you're putting your whole self into the food you've prepared.
I learned about this from Wanda Sykes' stand up. I love her!
That sandwich looked good, but the maker should understand that it's an _expression_ and she's not supposed to actually stick her nasty foot in the food! 🤢
@@LazyIRanch I'm suspicious! 🧐 I feel like I'm going to take your words for it and get in trouble with African Americans and my African mother.
I always bring something so I know there's something I can eat. Also everyone always asks what I brought and it's always the first thing gone 😂
Once my baby mamma and I got into a fight over something stupid years ago. She was all like "I am going to stay at my mom and dad's for a few days" and I was like, "oh....no.... please stop."
And after she left I went to a movie ALL BY MYSELF to see something cool and for the first time ever I also stayed after and "snuck" (literally just walked) into another theater and watched another movie. I was such a rebel that night. Probably even got fast food for one on the way home too. Of course, she came back in a day and the fun ended but wow did I live it up for like 24 hours.
I want an Absolutely Not shirt! That was my first thought when my brain read the title in Charlotte voice! 😂 Iconic. You’re like Professor Farnsworth now with, “Good news, everyone!”
Shirt would be super cute if you use the pink and blue colors and font that are being used in Retro style. It could be a cool idea for a limited edition shirt.
💯 all of your suggestions
Her nervous laughter makes me feel better about laughing anytime there's an uncomfortable situation 😅😅😅
I noticed a few days ago that I’ve started laughing just like her (and I love it, it’s so funny) 😂
Yea my nervous laugh has gotten me into a lot of trouble bc of ppl thinking I'm an ah. Also ppl thinking I'm insane bc instead of screaming when something's going wrong I start laughing hysterically!
@@renatagibson445 same! I thought it was just me, cause I have a habit of subconsciously mimicking people I watch / hang out with a lot 😅
@@zuzzziedSame. I’ve “caught” people’s laughs all my life, and I hear Charlotte so distinctly these days. 😂
10:11
most dogs see when people (humans) start snuggling and think it's the same as when puppies play fight. so the protective ones will try and intervene and 'separate' you both... it's like a parent pulling two kids apart that are 'fighting'...
Charlotte whenever she sees a bear:
"OH!" -gasp.- "IT'S A BEAR! IT'S A BEAR!"
i love it // i really need more of these bear vines.
1. The first concert I ever went to was a Taylor Swift concert. My mom paid for 3 tickets-me, my BFF, and her. Seeing all these fans has brought back a lot of good memories.
2. This is the same mother who had to be convinced that I wouldn’t be abducted/shot/taken hostage on the annual church youth mission to Mexico (we literally work with the same local churches every year. In the 10 years before they hadn’t lost anyone, and they still have a perfect record to this day). On the upside, she later became treasurer for our church’s Missionary Coordination organization so I guess my coming home alive was encouraging to her 😂
The gentleman at 7:35, we need more people like him in this world just to stop some of the crazy stuff that is going on before it starts. "No the hell you're not!"
I would totally wear a t-shirt that says, "Absolutely not". I already have a "Respectfully, no" one. Give me ALL the "No" shirts. 😂😂😂
I need an "Oh HELL no!" and/or even an "F no!"
I have a sassy one that says: “First of all, no. Second of all, no.” 😂
I have a black shirt that just says 'meh.' on it. It's my favorite shirt to wear if I have a test. I know a similar one that says 'no.' exists and I really want it for the same purpose
Same.
Yes to all the no's!
So this is funny: sketchiest thing that happened when we went to Mexico. My mom was 8 mths pregnant with my little sister (had her 2 weeks later) , and it was her 4th pregnancy so she was HUGE. Two male lifeguards in their early twenties came up to her and without warning, started rubbing her stomach and asking her about the baby 😂. Luckily she spoke enough Spanish to understand and respond. It was super funny at the time, and we still laugh about it.
Things we love about Charlotte
1. The laugh
2. The singing
3. ABSOLUTELY NOOOOT!! 😂
Absolutely correct 🤣
4. DEE AUDEHSSITY
absolutely yaaaassssss!!!
She is so upbeat it's a pleasure to wake up to her every morning. Sometimes when I wake in the night, if it's past 12, I check to see if she has posted and watch as quietly as possible before I get back in bed. Sometimes it can be hard to tell if people are genuine on CZcams but I see no deceit in her videos at all. She is simply bright and shiny and puts her best foot forward each and every day. Even when she is down and lets us know, Charlotte is a pleasure on my eyes and a song in my ear. It is easy to see why she has done so well on this platform. She has the attributes of star and it serves her well. Also, how hard is it to not call her 'Char'? Am I right?
Ohhh dont forget when she uses her mic reverb thingy lol
That girl who stops running from the bear has zero survival skills 😂
I've started saying "Absolutely Not" and "Holy Cannoli" because of you Charlotte 😆
Same!!!
and now...delulu
So I’m not the only one who says “Absolutely Not”
I just this minute realized I say both Holy Canolli & absolutely not all the time now!
I've started saying "shut the front door" because of Charlotte lol 😂😂😂😂
Love how he left her behind. " I don't have to be faster than the bear. I just have to be faster than you"😊
😂
he was telling her to run, she was laughing and stopping, it's her own fault
@@kalucadont be so serious
Love that movie!
The Swifties reminded of the time I went to a P!NK concert with my family, and once it was done we all left all at once. One of the reasons was because the concert used smoke and didn’t open the roof, so there was a giant cloud of smoke. I have severe asthma and I was coughing and wheezing while we left. We ended up next to a family with a young girl who also had asthma and she was crying and freaking out because she couldn’t breathe, I felt really bad for her
I can relate to the guy who received articles from his mom of someone dying at his vacation spot. Before I lost 120 LBs, my mom (a nurse) would call me crying everytime someone died from a fat related problem. I had to tell her stop.
1:00 That Swiftie moment reminds me of when I was alone on a night bus, and a literal hundred kids fresh from a rave jammed on. The driver called the police and cruisers accompanied us all the way to the terminus, which was an hour away. And yes, it was the worst night of my life.
Were they being bad?
Good Morning Petty Potatoes! ❤
Morning!
Hey there tater twins! Greetings from 🌵🌞Tucson
Good Afternoon from Scotland 🏴
Good morning/evening/afternoon/night Petty Potatoes! ❤
Good afternoon 🇬🇧
I think the guy in the last video is just mad the dog ate the last of his stash, lil pupper looks absolutely zooted & living his best life 😂
My mom always did this, and I would call it “my daily dose of fear.” Thanks Mom.
CHARLOTTE, LMAO!!! The way you opened your mouth and eyes when you seen the Bear. .. THERE’S A BEAR IN THERE!!! Your face edits get me every flipping time!!! 👑💕😆🤣🙆🏽♀️👏🏽🤣🐻
Looked like a pretty small bear, I wonder where the momma is?
The bear🐻 punching its way out has me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
While not as shocking as a bear in your basement, having a bat fly around your head as a child is pretty terrifying. The joys of growing up in rural Alberta.
As a mom of an adult daughter, I was guilty of texting her every couple hours when she took a trip to Boston by herself the first time. She had to tell me to relax and trust. It wasnt her I didnt trust, it was others, but I got the point and backed off. Lol
You sound like a good mom. You worry but know you have to give them space. I know the point was it was not your daughter but actions of others. But still you heard her.
I actually made an “ABSOLUTELY NOT” tshirt that I wore to work on casual Friday. It was great. But I’m also the reason why no one can wear shirt with printing on them.
😂😂😂😂
"Not ALL of us like to keep our bears in the basement, OKAY? SOME of us like to keep them in the back yard." As a Canadian, I feel _attacked._ LOL!
9:29 I was wondering what the dog did wrong, then I realised there were 2 dogs 😂
The way bear girl laughs while running away and STOPS while a bear is chasing them😭✌️
every time my mom sends me something about someone dying at a location I am heading to, I send her all the articles of the crimes right in her own neighborhood. she doesn't do it as often anymore.
The bear reminds me of a short I saw before this video. There were people sitting on a picnic table with a black bear.
One guy was snapping in the bears face to get the bear to look for a selfie. Another guy was getting bread to make the bear a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
He literally held his pointer finger up while grabbing bread like telling the bear to hold on. Then the lady behind the camera is yelling and behind loud.
I was thinking the exact thing from this video, ABSOLUTELY NOT! 🤣🐻
I saw that too! Such morons
I moved to another country for an internship and my mom sent me an article about two girls from my country who died there. I was like "Chill out Mom, they died due to negligence of the company they worked for"... Well, it turned out that that was the same company I worked for. Ehrm, oops.
ok but that girl stopping to laugh and almost getting MERKED by that bear was kind of a highlight
Peanut/Groundnut stew is a popular west African dish that is absolutely to die for. I made it a few times in my tiny NYC dorm room and not only did I potato peel my thumb when peeling the sweet potato, but I also somehow managed to make it taste burnt, and all my clothes and sheets in my room smelled like peanut butter for wayy too long afterwards. It was still worth it for me to do this to myself more than once.
However I never came close to doing what 7:30 did. That shit looks atrocious. Its hard to fuck up such an easy dish but damn if she aint do it
I make chicken Tikka, which is South Asian, and is peanut based... but it is NOT spreading peanut butter on raw chicken...
Absolutely Not!
🤦🏼♀️
Peanut butter chicken? In India there's satay (grilled meat) which has peanut butter. taste awesome, cant stop eating before since there was an indian resto near the office
I've been on the other side of the Swiftie train situation before... it was like midnight and the Sabaton concert just let out... 11,000 metalheads all piling onto the trains to get out of London. I'm so sorry to anyone who just wanted to go home lmao
Omg! I have supported my daughter traveling to New York, Philadelphia, and Africa when she had the chances and she was safe. Got sooo much shit from family as they are the type that live in ‘Merca and never see anything but their home town. She’s AMAZING! Loves to travel now!!!No regrets!!!❤
I took my grandson age 10 to see the Grudge and when it ended you could hear a pin drop, that's when I said " That Sucked", I didn't realize everyone in place could hear me. Everyone busted out laughing, pretty sure they thought the same thing lololol
I love that these videos are uploaded around 2-3am for Australia, gives me company while I work, you'd fit in so well over here love the energy ❤
Ayyy also Aussie but just can’t sleep 😂
@@chevaryan2082haha that used to be me thats why I started working night 😂
My 10-15 year plan is to move to Australia. I absolutely hate being an American. And you right. Australians rule and Charlotte would very much fit in there.
@@erikarussell1142well I can't wait till you can join our beautiful country! America has some beautiful places too though but I don't think its somewhere I could live, she would though, I just know she'd be a legend down the pub 😂
12am Perth time 😊
I was visiting the UK in 2017 when the Manchester Arena attack happened, but I was in Leeds (an hour away). A bunch of people reached out to me, including my mom, not realizing the two cities weren't close to each other. I appreciate that they were concerned!
My daughters have just learned not to tell me they are going on a vacation until they are already home 😂 This is a solution that works for all of us
Wow thanks for much for reacting to my video. You’re awesome!
The Story of Murphy reminded me of my Moms Cat, Amadeus. 😂
That Cat, a persian, had a rich family tree and a legit royal lastname. And he knew that.
And one boyfriend of my mom he really didn't like.
At night he waitet till the boyfriend was asleep for 20 minutes, then he took one of his claws and ripped once over the underside of the boyfriends foot. Not enough to draw blood, but enough to hurt and to wake the man up. The boyfriend jumped in bed, awake and confused, looked around and lay back. The cat waitet half a hour and did it again. And again, and again, and again.
And if Amadeus had no interest in the feeds anymore, he climbed my moms pillow and startet assaulting the mans face. Pat the Face, stick a paw under the nose - not enough to stop breathing but enough so that the cathair was disrupting the sleep oh and if the man sleept with an open mouth, well the tail of persian cats are very fluffy...
That Cat gaslighted, gatekeeped and girlbossed the boyfriend out of my moms life.
And he wasn't a mean cat - only aware of the facto that he was royalty - because he didn't tortured my dad. Amadeus tolorated him.
Only once did he tried to bite my dad, but my dad just laughed and very offended ignored the cat himmfor two weeks after that. And my Dad laught because at the age of 23 years, the cat had only two teeth left. 😂
This episode was gold, I'm still cackling for the peanut butter chicken and the bear 🤣
Anywhere I go, my mother finds a way to tell me about people who have died in the same location I'm traveling to literally always. Lmao
This thing about warning kids of danger in the world. My grandmother was a master at it. " are you going swimming? You will drown for sure." "Biking? You will get hit by a truck", "building a snowman? You will get pneumonia and die"
Thank you for being there and making us laugh! 💕
Honestly gives us joy! 😄💕🌻
The chihuahua was so trusting like she felt he was rocking her to sleep.
that would have been a horrible betrayal of trust if he really planned on throwing her in.
@@mariondesousa7718 OMG, I would have reported that video if he had. I think he never intended to, it was just a funny video. Right? RIGHT?
@@deemariedubois4916 I don't know cuz the tone of voice of the dad, kinda like he knows the kid tends to do stupid stuff. I worked many years in animal shelters and worked with the stressed / maladjusted dogs . Sometimes I wondered what the previous owner did to these poor dogs.
@@mariondesousa7718 I know that so true from rescues my husband and I have adopted.
how anyone could look at her sweet little face and wish her harm 😢
My 2 older sisters bullied and made fun of me relentless for basically everything, one being when I would laugh so hard that no sound would come out - but now that I see Charlotte do it I feel cool and validated.
You'll understand when you're a parent. It's pure instinct to protect your kids no matter how old they are.
That girl standing there laughing while just witnessing a bear would totally be me 😂😂 .. my Aunts from Canada and she said the bears just burst into the homes and they all have constant Neighbor alerts to tell each other
Satay/Sambal Kecang (aka Peanut sauce) with grilled meats is a very traditional component of Indonesian cuisine. Also seen in many other regions of SE Asia and I have stuff like that a lot when visiting family there. Also Maafe is a West African Peanut soup. Can confirm very tasty if you're a person that likes both peanuts and spicy food.
Right, but this is a wonderbread woman smothering her chicken in Jif chunks
@@thaloblue Sorry for my ignorance but I have no idea what a wonderbread woman is. Is that an American or Canadian thing? Is Jif not like regular peanut butter? It's not a brand I've ever had over here. Either way, I can't speak for the person in the video and I don't know what their dish would have tasted like but all I can go on is my own experiences with peanut/meat dishes in SE Asian counties and parts of Africa and I like it as a combination :) Peanut and chicken is a winner for me :)
@@PaintedBothways Wonder bread is a brand of white sliced bread in the US, I think they mean “white woman” in this instance. Jif is a peanut butter brand. What we find weird isn’t the peanut butter and chicken combination because we know peanut sauce exists. That’s why Charlotte was like “Oooh a peanut sauce!” when looking up recipes. That makes way more sense than straight up rubbing pure peanut butter on raw chicken to us.
@@LittleAmyHe Ahhh, ok I get you. I was assuming other things were added to that person's dish but solely peanut butter rubbed on chicken is quite a bland choice haha. I think I just assume people flavour their food though lol
I make satay, and also tikka... both peanut based, but these dishes are NOT rubbing peanut butter on raw, skin on, chicken...
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You most def have to spill on what hair products you use, Girl!!! You are killing it!
My aunt lives pretty close to a recent Taylor concert. So, my family just had to meticulously plan a birthday dinner so that the restaurant we went to was the right direction and distance from this aunt that she could avoid traffic as nicely as possible.
This title relates to me whenever charlotte releases a video:
Should I watch this video later and do my work: ABSOLUTELT NOT! WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!! AVOID ALL ADULT RESPONSIBILITIES
love you Charlotte ❤
I'm a swiftie, but even I would find the first vid a nightmare. It's one thing being part of the crowd going in, it's another to be bombarded by a crowd when you are enjoying a comfortably empty train. ABSOLUTELY NOT from me too.😂
That’s how trains in Stuttgart, Germany, during Wasen/Frühlingsfest (basically another two Oktoberfests) feel. But not just one day, it’s going for weeks. Feels like hell. 🫠
I remember going to a smaller scale convention downtown once. It lasted a few days and each day the train rides were pretty empty, so it was a nice easygoing experience. That is, until the last day, which also happened to be St Patrick’s Day. The downtown train station wasn’t too far from the streets with the most popular bars so it was hellish trying to get home 😅
@T.C. Grey I live in Germany (though in Schleswig-Holstein), but l think trains always get this full during all major festivals. Or during the 9€ ticket period after Corona. I hated trains during that time.😑
It's the little pup's expresion to being thrown to the pool, already resigned to his fate 😅
That little girl queen, that boy was absolutely about to spill that on her and she was like bro wtf ever lol. Set them boundaries girl!!!
Adore the dad at the end. That poor puppy just wanted to snuggle.
Felt so bad for that poor puppy!! So glad he spoke up!
Not to mention, it was a chihuahua! That dog would have been rescued from the pool, and then tore a chunk out of the son - they invented small but vicious for chihuahuas!
Love the dad's accent 😄
The comment about the long website for the peanut butter chicken is ON POINT! Why are those recipe websites always set up like a huge blog post?! I just want to know how to make fried rice for crying out loud!
I totally know what you mean. The blogs and stories aren't interesting to me especially when I'm just looking for the recipe. The two sites or apps I use the most is Allrecipes and Betty Crocker. They don't include story time and they get right to the point for their recipes. Some will include helpful tips.
That dad is a legend. He really said you better not throw that dog.
I'm from Atlanta. That night had Taylor Swift and Janet Jackson concerts on the SAME NIGHT! NEXT TO EACH OTHER !!! Going near downtown Atlanta was an ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I went to Puerto Vallarta with the company I work for, I won it through a contest and I was going with 150 other people that won it as well including the head people of the company. We were staying at a beautiful crazy expensive private resort, like we were told before going that we were not allowed to leave the resort at anytime. I’m going with work I’m clearly not going to be going off alone or doing anything crazy but best believe my mom sent me every horror story she could find that ever happened within a 100 mile radius of where I was staying 😂🤦🏻♀️
Not to be intrusive, did your mother want you to enjoy yourself or was she being a concerned mother?
Hope you had a blast btw! 😊🙌🏼
@@AimeeAimee444 I’m this person without kids. I just get paranoid that they’ll get scooped up in something that, if they had heard about it in advance, they wouldn’t have socially indulged. Like
@@thaloblue Gotcha! 👍🏼🧡
@@AimeeAimee444 lol oh I understood her concern it was my first time out of the country, and especially since the travel part of the trip was by myself she just wanted to make sure I was safe!! She’s the best mom and I love her for her concern no matter how old I am ❤️ and I did have a blast thank you 🥰🥰
@@chelseylin6724 YaY! So happy to hear! ❤️🙌🏼😊💕🥳
Charlotte not being traumatized by Team America and her current penchant for fart and poop jokes suddenly make sense
Yes Gurl! I want a petty "Absolutely Not!" shirt and coffee mug set to wear to work. 😂
I have to say, I found your channel about a month ago and I'm infinitely more happy that I did. Lol I LOVE watching all of these clips and content with you. 😆
As a mom I can say that Making our children More aware of what's going on around them is not a bad thing, Yall just need to be careful out there !! We love our kids and we worry like you wouldn't believe. And believer or not pirates still exist, They may not look like the ones and movies but they're still out there.
🎉🎉♥️♥️Charlotte!!! I hope you're doing ok with all the fires happening there! It's always good to see your videos! Stay safe, petty potato queen!!
Potatoes UNITE!!!! 🥔 🥔 🥔 🥔
I thought Charlotte was here in Toronto?
@Calamity Kitten do you guys have a lot of smoke?
@@kairebaire1994 even though the wildfires are >3000km away, I have seen reports the smoke is drifting our way. I have not noticed it here though.
@Calamity Kitten that's good! I'm in Colorado and there's smoke and haze all over here. We've even had ozone alert days for those with breathing problems. Although I've heard regularly from the news that Colorado typically gets smoke when fires break out no matter where they are.
Charlottes live in Toronto, which is in the province of Ontario. The wild fires are in Alberta…a 5 hour plane ride to the west away. She will be just fine 😊, but sweet to be concerned about our Potato Queen!
From a fellow (near Toronto) Canadian 🇨🇦
BRO the part about moms getting worried about their ADULT kids going somewhere LITERALLY GOT ME! I’m 24 years old and I met up with this guy I met online in a VERY PUBLIC place by my apartment and got an ear full when I got home even though I took all precautions before and during our hangout like I’m a grown ass woman who can take care of herself.
The Canadian in her really came out in this video. Normally we can’t tell off the bat but the “Ay?” In this one was too good to miss 🥹
It’s the opposite with me and my kid. She’s reached the age she’s going out with friends but is highly anxious. Highly anxious isn’t even the correct term. More like pathologically anxious. She’s also petite while most of her female friends and family are literal amazons, all over 5,7. She has this deep insecurity about being able to defend herself from anything (but she’s to anxious to go to self defense class). So I don’t need to tell her to be safe bc she’s already hyper vigilant & I’d only make her less likely to go and experience the world outside our house. So instead she worries about my safety. Ever since she was little she’s been terrified if I go somewhere alone. I swear to god when she was a toddler she’s yell “don’t forget to watch out for the big bad wolf” anytime someone she loved left. Now she texts me multiple times to make sure I’m ok & if she leaves, she texts me not to unlock the front door. I’m 100% she’s tell me to not unlock the back door if we didn’t have a senior dog with diabetes who needs to pee a lot. Yeah so I got her a therapist bc this poor kid.
awwww poor baby 😢 I'm glad you got her a therapist
You always make my day Charlotte, thank you so much for making us smile. You are so amazing and keep up your amazing work, love you and your videos! ❤
I need "Absolutely Not!" and "How are you not embarrassed?!" merch IMMEDIATELY.
Whoever made the creative choice to insert that Quentin Tarantino joke....🏆🙌🏾❤😗🤌🏽(chefs kiss)
Yes yes and yes to the "Absolutely Not" merch! Also let me put in a vote for the line you use in some of your entitled/influencers vids
"This is your friendly reminder that the world don't owe you sh***" 😁
Content creator Elyse Myers has been selling “Absolutely Not” merch for a while now-like a year or so (I have some!)
I'm sad today. I've been wanting a puppy and finally realized we just can't afford one right now. So I'm stuffing my sad little face with chicken fried rice while watching Charlotte to make me feel better. Thanks for distracting me and being a bright part of my day.
If you are interested in a specific breed, google that breed and the word "rescue". Every AKC dog breed has a rescue society associated with it and most have branches across the country. Contact them and inquire about adopting a dog that needs a home. And check out your local metropolitan shelters for low-cost adoption days/events. The county that borders mine just had a Star Wars adoption event and lowered fees to $4 for 3 days! So contact everybody and you could be rescuing your next best friend. Good luck.
@@k.s.k.7721 But then there are the vet expenses...
Here is a closely connected idea, though: Why don't you volunteer in a shelter? More often than not, they are understaffed and will welcome any helping hand. Not the same as having your own pet but close enough - and you will be helping more than one precious soul in there...
I love Charlotte of course! She’s soo funny and entertaining, though I have to give it to the editors, they always make me chuckle with the little inserts, like the guy off breaking bad with the dog nose! 🤣
ROFL 😂. Canadian chiming in. I remember a phone call from my girlfriend. She was home late after a shift delivering food. "Help! I'm trying to park the car and there's a bear in the garage. Come chase it away!"
Reply. "Ummm, if your bear sized car isn't doing the job, then what do you expect my skinny ass to do? Do some laps, it will leave sooner or later.
ROFL 😂. The damn thing spent the night. After several calls to come chase it away, she spent the night at her parents house. I was in the doghouse for the better part of a week, but I'm not dead. I'm sure she would have found the hospital visits and lack of income more annoying than a different bed for one night .
I love you Charlotte!! I say "Absolutely Not" all the time because of watching your videos ❤ stay amazing ❤❤❤❤
Same lol!
That last one, poor doggy was all warm and dozing so I was prepared to screech like it was right in front of me. Good job to that dad! Nice. The Swiftie horde reminded me of my convention days.
"You're going back to live with your mother" terrified him.
That bear was running for his life and not chasing those people. LOL!
I love the “absolutely not” idea! I’ve been saying that phase for years and love that when you say!
You know you've watched charlotte for to long when you read the tittle in her voice🤣
Thank you for all you do Charlotte!! We all love ya!! ❤️
I have a phobia of crowded places and get really anxious in busy places. The train with all the Swifies would be my worst nightmare
Out of all your videos, my 2 favorite things to hear are on this video.....the "be safe, BE SAFE" in the whiney mom voice. Second- the realization from the bear video and you yelling " oh its bear! ITS AN ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!"
Also ..yes we need absolutely not merch