Beating Noita in 2 Seconds

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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2023
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Komentáře • 72

  • @Juan_DeSantis
    @Juan_DeSantis Před rokem +1258

    Ah, yes. The "It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit" build.

    • @fox__gun6420
      @fox__gun6420 Před měsícem +10

      I can explain that shit, if you want. If you make some stuff with the egg, but not sure what exactly, you can take it to the new game. So this dude just made an egg that teleports you to the boss, where you take salt, and then to the final room, where you win

  • @MrMinecraftMan990
    @MrMinecraftMan990 Před 7 měsíci +431

    I love how breaking this game’s world is just lore accurate at this point. You gain all the knowledge.

    • @escahfaidhe755
      @escahfaidhe755 Před měsícem +1

      Knowledge is the true key to everything in this world.

    • @theeyeofomnipotent
      @theeyeofomnipotent Před 18 dny +1

      ​​@@escahfaidhe755 knowledge is litterally meta-power lol, so let's make it a metric, the meta index to judge people :), beside emergence, it is one of the foundationals that we know of

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle Před rokem +545

    Noita speedruns are somehow even more incomprehensible than SM64 speedruns, and that's saying something.

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost Před 2 měsíci +2

      It makes as much sense as Legend of Zelda OoT's SRM.

    • @Smoth48
      @Smoth48 Před měsícem +1

      Eh, they're equally incomprehensible. At least in Noita it is technically built into the game engine... Super Mario uses arbitrary code execution.

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost Před měsícem

      @@Smoth48 As far as I know, SM64 doesn't have any speedruns that have ACE. I think the most complicated glitch is parallel worlds, which is more or less TAS only and pretty easy to understand in concept.

  • @MrCinnamonWhale
    @MrCinnamonWhale Před rokem +611

    sigh* intros are always longer than the actual video these days

    • @FuryForged
      @FuryForged  Před rokem +208

      What happens at the very beginning is extremely important. Unless you are being funny, then lul

    • @MrCinnamonWhale
      @MrCinnamonWhale Před rokem +89

      @FuryForged I was attempting to be funny yeah lol

    • @streak_vo1d118
      @streak_vo1d118 Před rokem +7

      nice joke, I'd admit :D

    • @nester7315
      @nester7315 Před rokem +2

      I guess he's about titles.

  • @Palisloth
    @Palisloth Před 5 měsíci +140

    his runs are as long as mine

  • @zacharyhicks6237
    @zacharyhicks6237 Před měsícem +20

    This makes just as much sense to me as all the other Noita videos I've seen.

  • @meksikaldallas
    @meksikaldallas Před rokem +207

    There is some sacred dark magic going on there

  • @MerculiarchSyn
    @MerculiarchSyn Před rokem +149

    The Todd Howard version of Noita. “It just works.”

    • @damisanesu
      @damisanesu Před rokem +5

      It just works, it just works
      Owerprised open worlds

    • @AProblem855
      @AProblem855 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@damisanesulittle lies stunning shows

  • @ryanprc8807
    @ryanprc8807 Před měsícem +11

    Ah, I... see.

  • @dragonaterix
    @dragonaterix Před rokem +117

    I blinked what did i miss?

    • @federicom74
      @federicom74 Před 6 měsíci +9

      Everything....Like me

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Před měsícem +26

      Okay, so this wand fires a hollow egg that contains a hollow egg that contains 53 other spells. There's a weird bit where if you restart without closing the game, Hollow eggs aren't deleted but instead cast. You fire the egg up from the start point, restart, catch the second egg, throw it down. It teleports you down and then over (by swapping you with Deercoys) exactly to Kolmi's Salt thing, then the spell wraps back around and teleports you down and then over again to the Work so you can install it.
      Instead of waiting for the ending cutscene, the second wrap also fires an omega black hole which kills you just slightly slower than you can mash E to complete the work, getting you to the credits that much faster.

  • @Contextallion
    @Contextallion Před rokem +107

    once more: positively amazing

  • @ryank1231998
    @ryank1231998 Před rokem +75

    So like ya... WTF... even knowing this is some sort of egg-trigger restart trick, I have no idea how this is possible

    • @user-mf4uo9ox2y
      @user-mf4uo9ox2y Před 6 měsíci +46

      I know this is 7 months late but just in case your still curious, it works because of 2 main things. 1, hollow eggs will persist between runs. And 2, because the boss chamber is always loaded. Basically if you leave hollow eggs with tellaport bolt in the boss chamber and hollow eggs with a boss one shot and other eggs with a explosive detonater you can imediatly one shot the boss, and also the work is unloaded from the mountan but once you get to the boss arena you load it allowing you to also store eggs there to tellaport after killing the boss, then with somthing to instakill you like a starting flask of acid, that's the end of the game

    • @ryank1231998
      @ryank1231998 Před 6 měsíci

      thank you!
      @@user-mf4uo9ox2y

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Před měsícem +6

      ​​@@user-mf4uo9ox2yActually this version is beyond that. You don't even bother hitting the boss, it just teleports you straight to the Work. And the spell finishes out with an omega black hole which kills you slightly slower than you can mash E to complete the Work.

  • @mr.bubelgum3997
    @mr.bubelgum3997 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The wand places a deer in important places swappes places with the noita then kills boss

  • @Milan_Der_Baum
    @Milan_Der_Baum Před měsícem +2

    Thats craaaaaazy Bro!

  • @brightfox5040
    @brightfox5040 Před rokem +6

    Thanks Fury, this is phenomenal.

  • @gruntonium1669
    @gruntonium1669 Před rokem +13

    "i just threw this together", noby you are a genius and you call this a wand you cobbled up together in a short time, HOW

  • @marcelohomenxmacaco2557
    @marcelohomenxmacaco2557 Před rokem +34

    Wtf just happened?

    • @FuryForged
      @FuryForged  Před rokem +42

      Hehe, here's the full video that explains some things: czcams.com/video/mBrkrUBZVJk/video.html

    • @marcelohomenxmacaco2557
      @marcelohomenxmacaco2557 Před rokem +16

      Thanks I am watching it RN.
      This game is so incredible but so confused some times.

    • @MerculiarchSyn
      @MerculiarchSyn Před rokem +24

      @@FuryForged i just watched that video. It’s things like being able to build that wand, that make me feel like a chimp with a rock trying to open a coconut.

    • @jeezuhskriste5759
      @jeezuhskriste5759 Před rokem +21

      @@MerculiarchSyn I feel more like I have a coconut and I’m trying to open a rock

    • @kac6466
      @kac6466 Před 8 měsíci

      @@jeezuhskriste5759accurate

  • @Usual_User
    @Usual_User Před 4 měsíci +2

    Spell in egg, very cool

  • @user-wx5mz6pz3n
    @user-wx5mz6pz3n Před 4 měsíci +3

    For those who love rougelikes game, I'd recommend Noita! I game that totally wont make you feel like inserting a lead into your skull!

  • @the_eternal_doomslayer
    @the_eternal_doomslayer Před 7 měsíci +2

    Proof that magic +engineers is not something you want to mess with ever

  • @TheHippyhopp
    @TheHippyhopp Před 4 měsíci +1

    He finished noita in a few hundred frames

  • @SuperchargedCoffee
    @SuperchargedCoffee Před rokem +3

    Omelet%

  • @romanatorx3949
    @romanatorx3949 Před rokem +4

    Awesome, but you cannot see much of the text in this format.

  • @Baphelon
    @Baphelon Před 5 měsíci +3

    glad this particular glitch is quarantined to its own category lol, otherwise it'd just ruin the actual interesting to watch runs. Still awesome, though!

  • @extol2247
    @extol2247 Před 4 dny

    Kolmi just chilling: "Hmm I sure hope no one takes this"
    Mina: *teleports in from 20 chunks away* "Hey I'm taking this" *teleports away to their sudden death after completing the work*
    Kolmi: "Bro wtf"

  • @MRProgressor
    @MRProgressor Před 11 měsíci

    I blinked

  • @bread7921
    @bread7921 Před rokem +2

    Tf how

  • @t.k.c1445
    @t.k.c1445 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The fuck just happened ?

  • @surr3ald3sign
    @surr3ald3sign Před 2 měsíci

    If anyone its gonna be noita players that kill actual irl god 😂

  • @vertigo-gc1bu
    @vertigo-gc1bu Před 7 měsíci

    I need this explained, i don't know what happened

  • @TheSound0fLegends
    @TheSound0fLegends Před rokem

    What the....

  • @waaarum
    @waaarum Před rokem +1

    Wait wut o: i am confusion

  • @cx5_
    @cx5_ Před rokem

    Bury delight

  • @LordDarkur
    @LordDarkur Před rokem

    Has this been tested in the latest beta branch yet?

  • @sefus6661
    @sefus6661 Před 10 měsíci

    seed?

  • @bloodlustpma
    @bloodlustpma Před rokem

    Wtf did i witness 😅

  • @headdog9895
    @headdog9895 Před rokem

    Wait what

  • @DaMurph676
    @DaMurph676 Před rokem

    Shhheeeeeesh

  • @melkirich
    @melkirich Před 4 měsíci +1

    Too small and finished too quickly.

    • @FuryForged
      @FuryForged  Před 4 měsíci +1

      Sorry, I just threw this up as a short just to see if it stuck, but I have two more videos on my channel that explain this more, especially this one: czcams.com/video/YYTB5_zBANg/video.html

  • @troelsboesen4325
    @troelsboesen4325 Před 6 měsíci

    Ok

  • @Gamba16374
    @Gamba16374 Před 7 měsíci

    and wtf was happening?😂

  • @BillyHudson1
    @BillyHudson1 Před 5 měsíci

    What is this? A video for ants?

  • @jacobpeacy4003
    @jacobpeacy4003 Před rokem

    wut

  • @steelsamuel129
    @steelsamuel129 Před rokem

    I all hax

    • @cubez9
      @cubez9 Před 7 měsíci +1

      No hax, just hex

  • @CyoNearYou
    @CyoNearYou Před rokem

    tf