Valentine's Lies
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- čas přidán 13. 02. 2014
- You never can trust a woman... or a man... or anyone.
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Featuring Daniel J Layton ( / danieljlayton )
Dodie Clark ( / doddleoddle )
Kimberley Miller ( / chocaholla )
Damien Slash ( / damienslash )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Co-Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Sammy. - Komedie
he has a VCR and screwdriver but no condoms
Asking the real questions mate.
Oh course!
Of course he does! Doesn't everyone?
Benjamin Harnum Everyone's got a VCR?
seems legit hahahaha
Hey don't be sexist. The girl also had a badge and a paint brush but no condoms.
"Wait, so you're gay?"
Gee, considering he didn't know you were even a woman when the date started
whait, that DOES actually make sense ... kind of
69 likes
Hahah
i’m the thousandth like *B)*
Also isn’t she gay as well as she was a woman and she didn’t know he was disguised as a man!
1:57 It took me more than 5 years to notice that the lamp has glasses on it
Omg
Give this man a cookie
@@WhyIsItSo_Liquidy yeah, I'm pretty sure they knew that
HOLU SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS
It's not a lamp
Plot twist: This wasn't the script. They were actually improvising.
Makes more sense
Honestly sounds accurate! 🤣😅
I wouldn't be surprised
plot twist of the plot twist: this actually happened in someone's bedroom and these are hidden camera footages
@@naresu, PLOT TWIST: The camera wasn't hidden!
WHY ARE EVERYONE SO LIES?
Oh man, your sketches keep getting better and better
Truth is we aren't even viewers. We're just figments of your imagination.
*I don't know what we're yelling about!*
*I love (Dack) lamp!*
Ah damn my stomach hurts. Help me.
"I am the VCR repair man."
"I don't have a VCR."
"I can fix that."
I DIED!
The Cowardly Paladin No you lied
The Cowardly Paladin i dont get it
yeah, i can't fix THAT
1:44
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile in a universe where everyone lies
PARALLEL UNIVERSE* GO DAMMIT HE SAY IT LIKE ONE THOUSANDS TIMES AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT
PARALLEL UNIVERSE* GOD DAMMIT HE SAY IT LIKE ONE THOUSANDS TIMES AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT
that universe seems awfully familiar...
meanwhile, in our universe*
We are in this universe
I’m laughing my ass off over
“I don’t have a vcr”
“I can..fix that”
Been my favourite line in the entire sketch for years.
same I adore it
That line is the baseline for toms humor in scripts and it's so good
but nothing can beat the:
"Can I atleast have a reluctant compromise?"
"Is diet okay?"
"FINE"
Don't bother because I'M ACTUALLY ROBBING THIS PLACE
jack has the best role
thanks
Jacob Topping Zimmerman you mean Dack (look in the 'starring' tab at the end
)
He deserves an Emmy
No it's Tom
I died when he said
"I don't have a VCR!" "I can fix that!"
Squidfest R.I.P.
He was a good man. They say that when the guy said "I don't have a VCR" "I can fix that!" His heart just stopped. But just before he died, he typed the name of his killer out in the comments.
+Uladzislau Paspelau Waitwaitwait...pun?
Uladzislau Paspelau I don't think that was a pun
+Squidfest you lied didn't you
"That right there's my partner!"
*camera points at lamp*
Well there's your ending: Jack's a cop.
Actually, I'm "Jack" pulls of mask-
@@jackrudolf1745 Actually, your Rudolf the red nose reindeer
@@eyeguyninja2233 never heard that one before (sarcastic reply) xd
And I'm under the bed
Please help it's not nice under here
Start -
1 = Male romantically involved with 2
2 = Female romantically involved with 1
3 = Owner of Home
4 = Lamp
End -
1 = Undercover Female Agent
2 = Male Burgular romantically involved with 3
3 = Male Burgular romantically involved with 2
4 = Male
No, it's still lamp.
Jack can be a lamp iff we believes
I had a hugging stroke writing the end off that, tf-
"burgular" lmao
wait....what
I lloveit. Both the video, the comment, and the replies
this isn't actually a comment section I lied
The Girl: I thought you said this would make sense
Tom: I lied
Tom: I LIED ABOUT THAT TOO
this would be better
69th like
G
LuiBluw this actually isn't a reply, ... I lied
Hiffrx Playz This isn't actually a lie... I lied.
ITS A REPLYFYXITDJGZJF
"I don't have a VCR"
"I can fix that!"
brilliant. just brilliant
Niko L I don't get it
Zhung36 He's the VCR repairman. He's "fixing" the fact that the robber doesn't have a VCR.
when she said “Look dan” i thought she said “Look dad” and i got SO SCARED
Same-
I nearly had a heart attack 😓
Why is this part so funny to me?
“You all thought I was a lamp, but I’m actually... not a lamp”
The uncertainty in his voice lmao ha ha ahaha
this is exactly what happened to me on Valentine's Day; watching this is like watching my memories
I find that hard to believe.
I find that bard to believe.
Bobo Badapski
I find that easy to masturbate to
AllMyLettuce The hell is wrong with you.
what? o-o"do explain ._."
"Actually that does make us gay." "Whaaatt?" And is that the script he's checking?
Yeah xP
Yeah.
Yes it is.
Yep
..what else would he be looking at?
1:17 Ah, the rare double catfish
I see you watch sorrow tv
"Sorry, I'm not actually your partner. I'm his."
"No!"
THAT'S WHERE THAT CAME FROM IVE HEARD THAT AUDIO SO MANY TIMES BUT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE TOM'S VOICE
Where’d you hear that audio? Tiktok or something?
THIS TURNED OUT SOOOOOOOOO GOOD
Love you all
You are so awesome.
hi!
When I saw you I was screaming 'omg that's Dodie' 😂
doddleoddle OoF
I'm binge watching videos you're featured in
I'm not actually a man.
DAN DAN HAM
YEESSSSSSS
....I can fix that
YES
REFRENCES
Skatebords
1:59 *That little smooch was everything.* 😂😂🤣👌
Plot twist:
Tom's handwriting was so confusing that they just recorded everything and posted it
WTF IS THIS VIDEO. It went from Dodie saying she was 20, to Jack disguised as a Lamp. ok doe
842 likes and no comments let me fix that
"You thougt that I was a lamp, but i'm actually ..... not a lamp..."
I thought this comment section was gonna make sense?
Moths are disappointed, dead meme tho
What a twist
WHA?!
Am I the only one who has noticed the glasses at 1:57 ?
The whole VCR repairman joke is the single greatest joke that Tom wrote and created. I still laugh at the thought of it 8 years later.
Tom: And I am the VCR repair man
Dude: I don't have a VCR
Tom: ......I can fix that
That VCR line was top notch.
heyyyyy nathan!! good to see you around these parts of youtube!
You are top notch, Nathan.
"I can fix that..."
Ikr XD
Lol
I can't tell if this is brilliant or stupid.
OrionoftheStar it's brilliantly stupid
OrionoftheStar or stupidly brilliant
OrionoftheStar it's a lie
Intentionally stupid to the point that it's brilliant
both
Anyone else ever thought they’d see the day where Tom wore a dress
Yeah me neither
Edit: alright alright I know mrs. Johnson
I struggle to find a video of his where he dosen't.......and I'm being 100% honest and not sarcastic..... I mean it, seriously. how do I make this not sound sarcastic ???
You do bring up a fair point
He wears a dress in all his scenes as Mrs Johnson
He wears a dress as a horse
When she said: "that right there is my partner" the camera panned to the lamp, does that mean Jack was secretly an undercover cop?
well he was under some kind of cover
Where did the script fall? In the hole
**ominous sound**
@Almighty Kermit *screams of the people*
@KingKermit • 18 Years Ago acually the reason the script is so weird is because the script IS the orb
Dorime
@@Wh1teNoise616 Also there is a weird creature in the hole,you guys should get someone for help.
Anyone notice those glasses on the lamp at 1:57?
OMG yes!
Holy Shit
gotta love those little details
***** XD
oh yh
1:44
iM tHE vcR rEpAiR MaN
I don’t have a vcr!
i cAn FiX tHaT!
LMAO
I'm here exactly 7 years later
HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST SEEN THIS
Because you actually had a date 2 weeks ago?
blabbityblah I'm single, what's my excuse? New TomSka videos are gold dust!
I agree, I am annoyed
I only just saw it too!
Have we had sub box problems? How have we all not seen it until now?
-'I'm the VCR repair man
-I don't have a VCR!
- I CAN FIX THAT.
That part killed me, i can't stop laughing at it.
Are you still laughing?
No it killed him
2:12 That must be the lamp for the Pixar sign
absolutely love this T4T energy
AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKING CAUSE DAN AND DODIE ARE KISSING
+adriana raww NOOOO
SAME
FUCKING WRITHING ON THE FLOOR OKAY
+adriana raww Secretly though it was DAN kissing TOM! *DUN DUN DUUUN*
+adriana raww Its Kim kissing Tom, duh
That's why I never trust to lamps
Yep that's the secret of life don't trust the lamps
+Генерал Шторм That's a bright idea
so thats why every time i wake up my lamp is in a diff place!
Actually I think that's ghost....NUKE your house 😎
I identify as a lamp and this offends me
“ I’m the VCR repair man”
“ I don’t have a VCR”
“ I can fix that”
Literally dead 🤣🤣
I think the real magic of this sketch is that "Not my dress" prompts so many questions that are immediately ignored in favour of "not even my house", perfectly transitioning from having a vague understanding of why the lies were made into having no idea why anything is happening as lies are retroactively made just to escalate the current situation more than the previous lie did. It's really quite genius and brilliantly timed.
Who else checked their lamp to see if Jack was there
My dreams were crushed when he wasn't
WTF JACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOU- GET OUT!
+Eve Sav Hi, I'm Jack, and you thoJACK GET OFF MY COMPUTER!
+Eve Sav wtf why tell him to get out. I'd be locking all the doors. IM NOT CREEPY JACK I SWEAR
+Sir
+Yasmine Grace Thats how good of an actor he was
This is like Plots Twists on a whole new level.
I'm exactly 5 years after this was published
0:03 that lamp is gonna see some stuff tonight.
dry your eyes, no tears no cry, don't you know valentines is on fat lie
cool cool
BurritoDez CUZ IT'S VALENTINES DAY AND YOU'RE SINGLE, AND YOU GOT NOBODY WHOM WITH YOU CAN MINGLE (YEAH YEAH) DRY YOUR EYES NO TEARS NO CRY DON'T YOU KNOW VALENTINES IS ONE FAT LIE.
Zaina Soliman NOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHO SAINT VALENTINES WAS, SO THEY GAVE HIM LOTS OF STORIES, JUST BECAUSE SO DRY YOUR EYES NO TEARS NO CRY NOW YOU KNOW VALENTINES IS ONE FAT LIE
BurritoDez OUR ECONOMY DEPENDS ON IT EVERY YEAR, IT'S REALLY LESS ABOUT LOVE MORE RELATED TO FEAR SO DRY YOUR EYES NO TEARS NO CRY.....ok we should stop.
Zaina Soliman naaaaah, WE SPEND 20 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR ON ROSES AND HEART SHAPED SOUVENEARS, SENTIMENTAL ADS TRY TO TUG AT OUR HEART STRINGS, SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER WITH A THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLAR RING
I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS VIDEO IN TWO YEARS AND ITS DODIE????
"Where's the script that makes sense?"
*hole music*
Tom: *does the look that's like "you know where"*
"Tom, where's the script that makes sense?"
Tom: ...
"Tom?"
Tom: The orb changed it to this.
"Oh, I thought you were going to say..."
Tom: and the orbs in the hole.
*hole music intensifies*
"For god's sake!"
wow bro what an original comment
so funny bro you got the whole squad laughing
@@petrifiedpodcaster8216 ?
this remains one of the greatest comedy sketches I’ve ever seen, every time I rewatch it it’s still funny
Damn it Tom,
Why Did You Lie,
We Had So Much In Common,
You and I.
We and you don't have any thing in common.
LOL jk I lied.
omg alternativehistoryhub is herer cool
When I first watched this I didn't know it was dodie!!! DODIE!! AHHH
Ahahah same here
+Monique Iball i just saw this for the first time and was like DODIE DODIEEEE
SAME AAAAAA HOW DID I NOT LOVE HER BACK THEN AGH
Same now she's my favourite
Neither!!!
2:22 WHO EVEN WROTE THIS SKETCH
Him
“And I am the VCR repair man.”
“I don’t have a VCR!”
“I can fix that.”
LOOK AT LAMP HOWARD
The music at the end is really good!
I have a confession to make.... you are actually not reading this comment.... it's all in your head...
holy sh-
You just made me question human existence..
That's a lie!
I feel existential crisis happening...
+Daan van der List You're making question my life choices
I am watching this now so I can officially be lied to on Valentine’s Day
This is one of my favourite TomSka sketches, I will come back and watch this every other month for as long as I live/as long as it stays up on CZcams lmao
British comedy at its best this guy should have his own tv show
i went from binge watching dodie videos to binge watching tom videos and now bOTH ARE HERE AND I'M VERY CONFUSED
Omg! Same
Chick: no... *gets glasses off* wait so you are gay
Me: you two were the opposite gender five minutes ago and went for your original gender and you are barely asking that?
Absolute favourite thing by Tomska ever
I was like "it's dodie. wait it's not dodie. but that IS dodie. wait no. aaaagh"
same!
its def dodie tho
Thought it was dodie turns out it was Tom who knew
'This is a robbery'
TON TON TON
*hangs up the phone and walks away*
‘What a twist!’ Has become my catchphrase.
Always love rewatching tomska content
That air kiss at 2:02 was great.
"I don't have a VCR"
"I can fix that" I died... I just died at that point
no, you didn't.
Simon Vik HOW COULD YOU TE-oh yea
RIP in peace
Me 2 lol
kwizzy902 You know that RIP means Rest in peace... So your reply basically meant Rest in peace in peace....
Jane dressed as a man and was interested in the female mask Tom wearing while he was interested in the man 'costume(?) that Jane was wearing. They both be gay. u-u
@i am not real Yeah, probably
BAHAHAHH
THAT MESSED WITH MY BRAIN CELLS A BIT
I've never laughed this much in my whole life...
Everything about it made me laugh
What u mean?
I dated a lamp for 6 years. She lit up my sky like nobody else.
the sun tho
Was that a fucking pun???
LenAndRen9898 One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
this was just brilliant stuff...defo one the best ones
0:59-1:12 Dan’s face throughout this part is hilarious. From confusion to shock to absolute horror and disgust.
Dan Dan Ham
CJArtz they all look the same to me.
i think this is the wrong sketch
@@roton1011 ... HAM *throws ham at them*
no its dam dan ham-
HOLY CRAP THAT DODIE AND DAN KISS THOUGH
dodieatthedisco I rewound it so many times it's actually embarrassing
This is still one of my favourite videos ever and it's Valentine's (well yesterday) so might as well watch it again.
I love that you can see how much fun this was to make
"I can fix that"
Best joke I have heard in a while. Like seriously, I'm actually kind of blown away with the cleverness here. ^w^
This is one of my favourite sketches of all time.
I actually love it
Let's sum this up then.
Tom is a lying screenwriter posing as the robber's gay partner in crime, who previously was pretending to be a VCR repairman, right after he pretended to be the girl who lied about her age.
Jane was an undercover cop pretending to be a painter right after she pretended to be a guy called Dan.
And Jack's a lamp.
Tom also lied about being the cop's partner
Admit it. You went back to check if the guy wearing a lamp shade was there.....
+Wade Wilson nope
+EmiIyzUnicornz me neither
Yep I kinda did
I wasn't until I saw your comment XD
hahaha at 1:56 - 57, when they pan to where Tom isn't there, you can see they put jacks glasses on the lap xD
It makes perfect sense of you yourself don't make sense.
0:17 I thought she said dad. Holy shit
OOOHHH DANIEL AND DODIE SITTIN IN A TREE L Y I N G
DO YOU THINK THEYRE DATING? COS I DO KIND OF
+MeganIsAPanda YES ! but is daniel gay ......... or am i just assuming NOPE HE IS STRAIGHT IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL THO
+MeganIsAPanda BUT WHAT ABOUT JACK AND HAZELLLLLL THEY ARE PROPER LOVE BIRDS !
+Brooke Baker I'VE ONLY JUST SEEN YOU REPLIED SORRY BUT YESSS I LOVE THEM
MeganIsAPanda THERE ADORABLE BUT IM A NOTIFICATION SLUT LIKE I WILL RESPOND IN LIKE 4 MINS BUT JACK HOWARD AND HAZEL HAYES R D8ING AND ITS CANNON BUT ALL WE NEED IS A DANIEL AND DODIE BLIND DATE
Oh god, the "I can fix that..." line was brilliant.
I love this sketch so much
0:47 Patrick? Is that you?
"Not many girls wanna go out with a guy called Jayne"
I think a lot of firefly fans would disagree...
TomSka:I am the VCR repair man.
Robber:I dont have a VCR.
TomSka:I can fix that.
XD
I stumbled on to this video and I can't believe how much I have missed out on. this guy is hilarious
Jamison Donoho YES,I KNOW
You thought I was a lamp,
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!
i"'m not actually a woman"
"wot"
this actually isn't a video, I lied
"I'm not a natural brunette!"
"I can't even speak French, don't know why I lied about that!"
"I'm not actually a women!"
Where did that one come from? This is really funny.
The hole
*YOUR PFP IS BLESEED*
Ok how did I just hear about this guy, these are the funniest and most creative sketches I've ever seen !
Love what you did with the names in the 'starring' tab at the end
Am I the only person that noticed?
"I am the VCR repairman"
"I don't have a VCR"
"I can fix that"
whats a VCR ????? :)
Alan Foss -_-
Alan Foss Its like a big DVD player but takes large size cassette tapes that were used before mp3 players and players video tapes instead of the record players (big disk thing with an arm which played music via stylus or needle on a turntable) before audio tapes and CD’s were invented.
I am so sorry Ron - my comment was very tongue in cheek! I was 60 YO three weeks ago - I remember the 78 record lol
I am slightly older than you and so was my comment.I thought you might be american.... I used to repair 78 record players when at school. And at a museum a few years back on a 1920's one when they told me it did not work,10 mins one loose spring and were amazed.could not even charge them.. (grin).I worked with some of first IBM xt computers kids cant understand how I can setup their Ipads in seconds without instruction books....