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- čas přidán 5. 02. 2015
- A secret agent has to infiltrate a poker game. There's just one problem...
Funded by Comedy Central UK (comedycentral.co.uk)
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
Co-Directed and Edited by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Sound Recording by Olly Newport (olly.fm/)
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by Andrew McMurry ( / andrewmfilms )
Co-Starring Claire Jarvis ( / gnomeoneshome ,
Elliot Gough as Johnny Knives ( / elliotexplicit ,
Mike Trueman as Vladimir Stratosphere ( / fratocrats ,
Chloe Dungate as Krystal ( / scarfdemon ,
and Krystal Smith as HQ Agent ( / ohkrystalmighty )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
"You are original insult" is actually a good insult. He just called him the first ever insult to humanity.
Oh shit yeah
@@Maki-ng4jk
Probably was some Homo erectus signing "You are PIG!" to his mate
HE IS SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF GODS
@@senseispud2197 shut up, you can't even die
@@kyledavies475 You can't even be ugly
When you put all your points into confidence but forget to put any in intelligence
FALLOUT REFERENCE
all yes high charisma and high luck
Thats just most extrovert
Intelligence is a dump stat
High charisma low intelligence type build
Mum: "What are you watching?"
Me: "I don't know"
ITS BEEN 10 MINUTES I STILL CANT TELL IF THIS IS A STATEMENT OR A QUESTION HELP
@@leatherfaze9973 I don't know either
Do you?
@Ichigo Kurosaki Do you?
Do you
Philosophers be like:
“Do you even know who I am?”
“Do you?”
*disappears*
Lol
Only descartes got his way past that one.
Wha no
That Russian is best sad he ded
The ultimate power move: “Do you?”
lol
Do you know what that means?
Do you?
Wha... no.
"No u" is the ultimate power move
"All right wise guy, raise or fold?"
".........yes"
"What?"
"I mean.... Check Mate!"
No you were supposed to say uno
Huh? Uno reverse card.
“King me.”
'raise or fold?'
uh,,, shuffle?
"you don't even know how to make original insults!"
"you are original insults!"
*That's quite a bit of damage*
How do you know?
@@blakethesnake6686 He/she doesn't.
@@krishnapriyasajith4924 Do you?
@@blakethesnake6686 Do you?
@@krishnapriyasajith4924 No...
1:00 i love how crystal just bounces off the table like it's a trampoline
she killed everyone but she didnt kill anyone
interesting
She killed everyone but she doesn't know how she did that
*"Do you?" :D*
Here's a review:
*uno reverse card*
F
That sounds about right
"You don't even know how to drink!"
"You dont know me." **takes sip and dumps drink**
Live footage of me at my friends house
That part killed me
I love Vlad
ok
Same
Same
I laughed way too hard at Vlad trying repeatedly to actually make the revolver shoot.
I like how Big Jimmy is a recurring character in every skit with a criminal.
“You are original insult”
The ultimate burn
Lmao
NO! NOT. ITS A BAD BURN.
@@snakezillam5445 you are bad burn
love ur profile pic!!!
@@Sreeto Bad burn is bad burn
This would be a great opening to a comedy movie.
Yeah.
+Mew omg true
Commander Virus
Yes
Spy Hard, anyone?
Not much where to move the story from tho
I just love the way the Russian guy killed him self in a normal way "Russian rouelte"
as a Russian can approve - this is what we usually do in a Spare time)
Vlad is the funniest
Pretty much this entire video:
“I’m an idiot”
“I’m an idiot”
“I’m dead”
“I’m having an existential crisis also i’m dead”
“I’m dead”
IDIOTS! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!
I love it! 👍
Pretty much this entire channel
And one guy is erased from existence by saying he didn't know who he was.
“No u” is no longer
“Do you” is now the ultimate power attack
YES!
Friendship with no u ended!
I am now best friends with do you!
"u are trash"
"Do you?"
@@Nonexistentbystanderhere do NOT -ENJOY- *THAT* *-SYMBOL-* *-BUDDY-*
@Nywther ah yes, the perfect comeback
"Shut up Vlad, you don't even know how to drink!"
""You don't know me!" *dribbles*
I lose it every time 😂
I lose it on the you don't know how to breath
BONK..
Saucy Jacky Her head is bounces so high...
Just light she is high :/
Yes, indeed 😂
Who is the guy who play vlad?
1:22 only realized that this guy is Johnny Knives from Confession 2
that’s actually a really good detail
And also Big Jimmy from delayed reactions.
I love the idea of a spy game that uses this 0:32 sound effect for when suspicion rise’s
So that girl was able to live without breathing until just now?
Year term memory
Foodie Gena she didn’t even die, she just slammed her head on the table and left
Hm, oh yeah
Foodie Gena yes
She's the world champion for holding her breath the longest.
MEANWHILE in a parallel universe where THEY DON'T KNOW
.O.
._.
I DONT KNOW.
I like trains
😐 🚂🚃🚃🚈🚈🚎🚎🚋🚋
True EnderNinja3.0 Do you ?
“That ain’t even how you play poker”
“Shut up Crystal, you don’t even know how to breath”
“Uh, well don’t tell everyone” (crash then dies)
1:49, "Do you even know who I am?! Do you have any idea?!!"
"Do you?"
"What...no😦"
SCP - ???
[CLASS: EUCLID]
the forget room
Negative Positive I’m stupid, what does Euclid mean?
It's like a more controlled Mr. Forgetful
@@theflaasmomflyr8691 It's a reference to the SCP Foundation. It's a fictional society that contains creatures, objects and concepts that have unusual effects.
There's three main classes; "Safe" means it is safely contained and does not pose a threat to humanity, "Euclid" means they are more difficult to contain, either by being not fully understood or unpredictable, and "Keter" means they are extremely difficult to contain and pose a consistent threat.
I love that I'm not the only one who thought of SCP, because this would actually be a really scary one and I was about to make that comment.
Once you go inside, there is no way back
I don't even-
coucou toi
know
OH MON DIEU!
JE SAIS PAS!!!
***** Nigma hon hon baguette
***** Mamadou Segpa non plus.
me: do you even know how to make a good movie ???
TomSka: do you ?
me: well... no... (dispapear)
TomSka: uh, pathetic
That was the biggest "no u" I've ever seen.
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where no one knows how to do anything
No, there are no more parallel universes. what you meant to say was in an alternate dimension.
The A-Trane I'm in an alternate dimension where the parallel universes weren't destroyed.
Joel Mahon is it in the hole? DUUUUUUUUN
Joset08 i don't know
The A-Trane THAT'S NOT A THING. And if it were, it would be exactly the same thing as a parallel universe.
I'm offensive and i find this russian
Shut up you cant even create a proper sentence :P
Oh so true
Tomek Stefański you are sentence
Tomek Stefański actully, the sentence is right.
it just doesnt make sense :D
lol
"do you know who you are?"
"no"
*implodes*
I realized that when Tom says: "Shut up Vlad, you don't even know how to drink."
And Vlad responds with: "You don't know me." Actually foreshadows Tom not knowing Vlad's name. As Tom proceeds to call Vlad an idiot for playing Russian Roulette. Of course anyone would get the idea to label someone for playing Russian Roulette, but accidentally keeping to the plot would be very golden.
death by existential crisis
Jamie Rawson death by original insults
My life in a Nutshell
Just like real life
" I know game! "
Vlad's last words
" I Know Game!" *Gunshot Then Thud*
At least he didn't use a glock
Vlad said "I know game!" and he died
Wait, he knew something...
I don't know how he would
1:33 at least he knows something
I’m always amazed by the quality of writing of Tomska. Can’t believe it’s free on youtube... i’d pay to see this
"Where did the guy go?" In the hole....
WHAT DOES THAT mean???
watch 'The Hole' by TomSka :3
trade mark
omg yesss bitch
*Dramatic Sting*
U are original insult
you want me to use my knives?
you don't even know how!
yes i!.... oh.
should we play something else?
I know game!
"Did anyone else replay the video as well?"
*"..."*
*"I don't know how, do you?"*
*"..."*
*"No.."*
:0
Do you
do u
1:40 literally me every single time in life
Russian character doesn't know how to drink...
good one
*ding!*
Hes too drunk to drink
Do you ?
He's too drink to drunk.
Hah! I know how to play poker!
Queen to B5.
Oi oi! Don't buy a house on my property! I hate monopoly...
OH MY GOD DAN IS MY SECRET ADMIRER!!!
*slides Monopoly piece* *knocks over pawn* Sorry!
Hey! you're cheating! I see that ace up your sleeve! *takes rook*
***** Ha! You've yet to see the true extend of my Halo prowess, dear Edward~!
Is your character wearing a hat?
Bulbasaur, use Hyper Beam!
"Maybe we should play something else?"
"I KNOW GAME!"
BANG
1:53
the GRAVE realization followed by the sheer terror of not knowing who he is is reflected perfectly on his face
The best part about coming back to these old sketches in 2020 is recognizing all the people from Tom's friend group and seeing how much or little they've changed.
Drinking game: Drink everytime the "EEEEE" sound plays.
Peach Toadstool but I don't know how 😮
Peach Toadstool Go fish
Matthew O'Heron Yes. You go fish.
movecount You are original insult
Peach Toadstool I can't walk in a strait line....
That sound effect every time someone gets called out is gonna kill me before this is over
truly, tom's sketches have withstood the test of time because they still crack me up after all these years 💀🤣
The girl at HQ is basically me in life
You don't know how to type?
Let's keep it one like every year. We're up to one, let's keep it up!
You don't know me *reads book upside down*
Shut up, @@raspberrycrowns9494, you don't even know how to walk.
"Maybe we should play something else."
"I know game!"
*commits suicide*
Priceless.
+Simon Baker This is my favorite comment for some reason.
+Simon Baker an hero game
"God damn it! Why do I even hire you idiots?!"
TomSka + Smosh + Rocket Jump = the best collab of all time
I love these sketches that create these weird little parallel universes with one Very Specific Rule. Like in this one, as soon as you question someone's competency they immediately lose it.
I know how to play poker.
*throws down ace of spades, reverse card, and black pawn* haha, I get the winning touchdown
You actually activated my trap card
Oh but you see, BINGO
UNO
@@LET4M4RU Well I sunk your battleship
@@zaicotec1 That's not possible because you see I rolled 21 wich raised my Fire from 1 to 2 and paralized your pokémon after it tried to go full backgammon
MEANWHILE ! In a parallel universe where everyone is insanely dumb !
Ha! Funny.
You mean this universe?
+MaximeB29 You mean US
I smartier than the youes
+Visovan Iuliu you mean the UK
In this sketch: Tom knows nothing and dies.
In a different sketch: Tom knows everything and become God.
ahhh i love how they set up the final joke in the beginning with the agent basically being let in by johnny
Looks like they're just *Accidentally* traveling between Timelines and Alternate Universes.
happens all the time.
M E A N W H I L E
@@p.atrick. in a parallel universe where no one knows what thay are doing
I don’t know how that works
The prequel to Tell Me Something I Dont Know
i had the same idea!
Actually it’s the prequel to What Happened... both being great SCP ideas
@@Foxy02016 And Russian Roulette, turns out.
NinjaBluefyre well I already have The Gun for What Happened, and this one is The Room Where It Happened, so we still gotta name that one
@@Foxy02016 wait, what if its like a cinematic universe?
0:51 best part
I played poker online with my friends once
I had no idea what I was doing
I won by a *_long_* shot
"You don't even know how to make original insults!"
"You are original insults!"
XD
Do you want me to use my knives
You don't even know how!
YES i... oh
Maybe we should play something else?
I know game
A Russian that doesn't know how to drink? BLASPHEMY!
***** No, I'm pretty sure that's you.
Button Smash I'm pretty sure that was the joke man
This is blasphemy? no! THIS IS MADNESS!
No
THIS IS SPARTA
SilverSlasher
No.
THIS IS PATRICK
They should have ended it with "I don't know how you do it."
This is the Tomska version of Jack and Dean’s “Whatshisface”
0:44 looks like someone has a drinking problem...
"you are original insult" hahaha too good
stickmandaninacan your mom is a original insult. OH. NOW THAT'S A ROAST SON
:|
When she picks up her cards, one is flipped
“Alright wise guy raise or fold”
“Yes..”
I find it funny that the guy with the knives was the one who played Johnny McNeil A.K.A. Knives in the Confession 2.
OMG I've just realised thanks!
Matin Arja freeporn
They are the same guy!
"Shut up Vlad! You don"t even know how to drink!"
"You don't know me!"
I will never not laugh at this video. It honestly is my favourite and even after all this time I come and rewatch it every now and then. Always get a laugh out of it.
That's like the ultimate quirk. The ability to make people forget things they know until eventually they forget that they even exist
“Do you know who I am!?”
“...do you?”
No.....
MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, WHERE PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO THINGS.
Neon Pox nice
1:40 When you're 5 and you get caught stealing snacks out of the pantry
Probably one of your best sketches out there
*"You are Original Insult!"* - Vlad The Russian Guy 2015
I don't know what I just watched. But...
I LOVE IT!!!
Thats my reaction to all Tomska video's
I DONT KNOW EITHER
I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO WATCH IT
Can't say it without the horse mask though
haquinator25991 horse mask ftw.
This is possibly one of the greatest and funniest Tomska sketches of all time.
My last 6 brain cells during a math exam:
And there’s actually six people
Also “where answer
god damn thats a lot
IDontKnowHowToUseTheSpaceBar
Menietherbruh
I c a n ' t s t o p u s i n g t h e s p a c e b a r
everythingiswrong
+Zip Cross Do you even know what a space bar is?
DalekTheSupreme WhatAreYouTalkingAbout?
your videos are always unexpected bro, so glad i subbed.
do you even know how to subscribe?
***** Do you even know how to ask nicely?
Why do I sense self-ads in this comment? I wonder...
LunaWitcher this is not an add its someone saying good video
***** yea i been subbed before his friends.....untimely..uh i dont even wanna say it...was a good animator though.
I just watched the finale to Archer yesterday, and now seeing this, it feels exactly like an episode of Archer. From the overarching theme of espionage and incompetent agents, down to the oblivious self own of "you are original insult". Formula that works.
I sure do love when my enemies have an identity crisis and fade out of existence
“Do you even know how to live?”
“Do you?”
*obnoxious zoom through faces*
*gasps*
*dies*
It's Jonny Knives! In an illegal gambling ring!
holy shit
But... He ded.
Do you know that?
Oh noes, he caught me.
Did I?
"You don't know me"
That guy spilling his own drink right in front of his mouth was me literally last week lol
9 years ago this masterpiece came out, nice work with the timeless classics Tom
*howtobasic bursts in*
Joshua Tice XDDDDDDDD
Btw I'm how to basic
We have a guy who wants attention over here
@@Maxwele1435 who
you duh
0:57
Kristal banged her head on the table and then ran away
She didn't run away whut u mean
Leo Jefferies what do YOU mean? she obviously did
What are YOU talking about she obviously didn’t
Breath well don’t tell everyone
E
This is my favorite of your sketches
This whole skit feel like something you would've seen in adultswim in the middle of the night after drinking 9 beers and doesn't even know if you're tired or not.
Me: Hah I know how to poker
Me: *puts down yellow reverse card*
me:HAH UNO, back to you Jeffery
Jeffery: *forgot how to live*
Me: cmon man hurry up!
@@torque8047 hah!! Now u must fight my charizard! And I'll back it up with an ace club and a reverse card! And thats a bingo for me!
@@nicolaswolf3873 actually you summon a demon
i activate Pot of Greed
[finds Jeffrey's dead body] What happened here?
@@E1craZ4life well you see he took this gun and then he-💥 oh wait that’s not right he simply forgot how to li- *forgets how to live*
*Tom this was brilliant!* Your videos are far above other sketches on CZcams! I've also been enjoying your second channel videos lately as well! Stay awesome!
^^ This was an awesome comment! Tom you're the best! (I subbed to you FarFromFilm)
ACowPretendingToBeAMan Glad you like my videos! Now do you wanna go skateboards?! ;)
My goodness, Tomska is a comedy genius.
Wasn't that established like 10-13 years ago?
I laughed so hard when the guy just ceased to exist because he forgot his own name.
Poker's actually really easy to learn. It just takes ages to master it.
I kept raising until everyone folded, I had the worst hand.
Sam Williams that's a risky way to play
It was a zero-stakes games for squares of paper at a youth hostel in Switzerland, I wouldn't play that stupidly if there was something more valuable on the line.
NO NO NO! no. You're all forgetting about the mini Death star. Not to mention the baby with a gun.
.
Alright, we see a guy shoot himself in the head.
But what happened?
Well, he took the gun, then put it in his head and... 💀💥🔫
tldl59 OMG! WHAT HAPPENED!
I don't know.
It's the russian roulette. There is one bullet in the gun and you pull the trigger until somebody die.
REDxf0x reference
Me when someone asks me how high my axiety is 0:22
bruh you HAVE to make a comedy movie, i will watch the whole thing through one sitting