Not So Sexy Lifeguard
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
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"Well obviously you're not doing a good job supervising me because, look at this. Look at what you did!"" This is the quote I will make that gets me fired.
Jundas lol
I'm still laughing about it and it's been 2 minutes
and when Steve Harvey showed up in cant
*im moving to Canada*
hu tyyyo look l
“How does a 5’9 man drown in 4ft pool? Explain!” This part had me dead 😂
Lol
It’s a good point though, like, YOU’RE 5’9…how you gonna drown in a pool when you’re almost two feet taller than the surface level of the water
Dad wakes up in hospital: "Daughter.... Who won?"
Daughter: me dad cause you drowned
Not funny bro not funny
“You, dad...”
I don't get it
@@manekain9831 did you watch the video
This is like your second upload this year. You're on a roll, man!
No hate, jk. Noice quick uploads.
Not That Difficult True😂😂😂
ROTFLOL! I'm spoiling you guys right??!!
Not That Difficult lol chill bitch
Badass over here I just made a joke dumbass
Swoozie was really nonchalant about a possible drowning on his lifegaurd watch. I would have freaked out.
I would have been in that water faster than Donald Trump on a 22 year old Lithuanian super model.
*doesn't undwerstand what happened between Donald Trump and a Lithuainian model because they're English but is way too happy about a single mention of Lithuainia.*
Wtf if he was blue I woulda ran up but I wouldn't understand how a 5'9 man can drown in a 4ft pool with his family just looking at him...
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Lol why text so many AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i bet your white nigga
Beautiful
@@speedyspeed8178 since you said the n* your black lol
There was a six foot man who drowned in a three foot pool so I believe that a five foot man drowning in a four foot pool is possible
It's possible to drown in like a decimetre of water, it's just not very common lol
@@sillywetmeow you just got to be extra special
@@blazekev2524 no im just sayin, from experience lol. i almost driwned at a few months old bcs a breathed in water whikst bathing in like a few cm water
venus that’s a few months old though, it’s different. babies choke very easily and are very sensitive to everything. they can choke on their on mucus and die, so it’s not the same as a grown man
That view behind him tho...
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That Dad must've been trying too hard to win against his daughter...
he dry drowned m9
TheIronIcecream mnine?
@@CatCreamYT 4 years late but I think you meant m8
@@bryanscoffin_ lmfao thanks ive never noticed
@@CatCreamYT no problem m8
I remember once when I almost drowned and when my friend helped me up I just saw the lifeguards(2 teenage girls) just staring at me, like wtf
I have a very vivid memory of being in a wave pool when I was 5 and I was on a float with my dad
The lifeguards watched me go underwater
they're obviously brainless tbh
One time my moms friend pushed me into the deep end i was 4. I struggled for about a minute plus 1 and this bitch is just laughing and i continue struggling and her niece helped me out. I hated that women ever since
ok but like same happened twice to me the first time i was like 3 at a wave pool and my grandma had to save me because the lifeguards were on their fucking phones 2nd time my cousin jumped on me in a pert of the pool that i couldn't walk in because i was 6 so i almost died twice both times the lifeguards did nothing
His lips looked like pokemon jynx, I died and went all the way to heaven, lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You mean hell for all of the emojis you used
Squigglerrr in youtube bahaha
Yeah, he should've made a joke about it ha
Yous right
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dang i love these kind of videos, who else?
Infamous Swoosh Swoosh, you watch Swoozie? And yes, these videos are cool.
of course i watch Swoozie, i mean who doesn't?
Infamous Swoosh :) BTW I love your videos! They're great.
The thumbnail looks like a penis just sayin 😂
Whats an infamous swoosh?
Why the fuck didn't the family get him out if the water? If they were right there
I thought the same thing. And if not get him out themselves, start screaming for help or something.
Daughter: "Daddy, let's see who can hold their breath the longest!"
Dad: *goes under*
Daughter: *stares at father's body*
*3 minutes pass*
Daughter: *stares at father's body*
Avery LeFor ikr
Just causally admitting that he let someone die and didn’t feel guilty
edit: lol why did i comment this? did i not watch the whole video, i was stupid a year ago
He wasn't dead
Even though he just said the dad lived? But okay and along with thinking he was doing what other kids do alk the time in the pool because it's a common thing. So chill
No kidding this dude sucks.
r/wooooooooooooooooosh
@@kek3645 your mad
Drowning from fluid in the lungs that occurs not during submersion in water, but up to 24 hours after swimming or bathing, defines secondary drowning," says Dr. Fisher. "If someone inhales water into the lungs, the vocal cords can spasm. The drowning is defined 'dry' because it occurs out of the water.
Most drowning is dry drowning, it's just suffocation as your body refuses to let water in to your lungs so you suffocate
Christ-Jan Wijtmans No theres liquid involved smart ass
As opposed to breathing in water and not being able to breath in air, you stop breathing; so your lungs don't actually get filled with water, which is what "drowning" technically is
"How does a five foot nine man drown in a four foot pool? EXPLAIN IT!" 😂 Lol
Ryna Beena it’s not explain it its ‘splain it
No it's "splane it"
Ryna Beena SPLAIN' IT!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!
Stop freaking argiung it aint matter
He keeps his head underwater
The dad: *wakes up*
A doctor: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”
It's called *dry* drowning because it occurs out of the water.
*Isla 0v0 wait a minute
But he was in the water...What the fuck did happen?
Flames Of Chaos I’m not 100% sure, but excess water in the lungs is dry drowning
Shahan Mohammad isn’t that... normal drowning?
Mr. Biscuit I worded that badly, when out of water and you have excess water that’s dry drowning
That woman, lmao 'omg ur eyes' Swoozie: THERE ACTUALLY BLACK MAN CMON
@Chip its been 7 months lol
Dude should have known Swoozie had ladies to talk to
itsAlexClark ikr
Good to see you here Alex :)
itsAlexClark was so surprised there was no likes on a CZcamsrs comment, I had to like it first 😂
ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol Alex 😂😂😂
"Dry drowning is when a small amount of water goes up his or her nose or mouth and it causes spasm in airway causing it to close up". Found it on Google i looked it up after u said u still didn't know what it mean't.
dry drowning is when you hold your breath to not inhale the water wet drowning is when you swallow to much of the water and it closes your airways
Moral of the story: don't talk to a girl with a blue hate while life Gaurding.
What is it with ladies flirting with you at pools?
Elena R swoozie doesn't even look that handsome, he is strong but not model looking. Prob just wanted to distract him.
Elena R
ikr
+Omid Nasser nah hes pretty handsome. idk what you talking about
Elena R I don't know they never stop
He does have abs.
*"Obviously your not doing a good job supervising me cause look at this, look at what you did!"*
Sour Dough lmfao
A friend of mine SLEPT at a meeting and he was fired the next day.
First in my head I had the image of a big meeting, in a huge table, but no, it was a 5 person meeting.
My friend complained "I don´t know, if I am the boss I would try to motivate my employees more so they don´t sleep in a meeting, I don´t think it was correct".
@@wimpow lmao🤣🤣🤣
Sour Dough I read that just in time 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Dry drowning's definition is; "Dry Drowning is when your lungs become unable to extract often from the air".
“Lookin like jinx with them good ol lips”😂😂😂 I’m crying
What if that lady was trying to distract you and she wanted the dad to drown??😳😳😳
Steven B you right
1:49 It says that at the top left corner
excuse me language but JESUS FUCK
it REALLY looks like that. fucked up
it says it in the video at 1:48 in the top left corner
jokes on you, 60 percent is a pass in Canada.
its a pass at my school
That's a pass at my school....
that's passing in mine..
Abdullah Morrison so is 50
Abdullah Morrison it's a pass here in America too (59 isn't) idk what he was talking about
girl what the actual heck was the daughter doing letting her dad sit there drowning
Dry drowning is when you I think almost drown or something and when you sleeep you drown when yo dry idk I forgot
soooo, basically you almost let a dude die....
John Baker dry drown
yeah and really could care less it seems. gross attitude
What was he supposed to do? The dude consensually went under water with his daughter and by the time anyone, even his family right there, knew anything was wrong he was already unconscious
Demetri J still.. he didn't get sued?
No he wouldn't get sued because the fact that the father "dry-drowned" was due to his own stupidity. To sue a hotel company for neglect, it'd have to if a circumstance prevented the dad from getting out of water, and he would need actual outside assistance to help him. The dad let his own ego drown him since apparently losing to his daughter at 8am where there's rarely anyone at the pool would hurt his street cred. But like I said, there's no grounds for suing when the dad endangered himself.
Wtf y'all saying 60 is a C or a D, that shits an F, a D is like 70 wtf are y'all talking about. If you could pass school with a 60 that's upsetting
This ignorance is upsetting.
clearly the grading system is different for everyone
everybody chill
SpearofDuty438 - lol ikr
Haris Ali yytt
Pastelbits that's what my school has, jeez
Mom: HEY DO SOMETHING!
You: How in the hell did he drown???
Lol
Dry drowned means that when water gets stuck in you, and you start to vomit, get really sick, and eventually die(in rare cases) so it wasnt swoozies fault.
The part where he says the Grim Reaper shows up and helps LOL
He must have felt like that happened in that moment.
Dricka Alexander
"Drowning from fluid in the lungs that occurs not during submersion in water, but up to 24 hours after swimming or bathing, defines secondary drowning," says Dr. Fisher. "If the child inhales water into the lungs, the vocal cords can spasm. The drowning is defined 'dry' because it occurs out of the water."
Are u sure it's dry drowning, I'm a life guard too, but even I can tell from the definition above, that doesn't sound right, huh, maybe I don't know what I'm talking about though
Amber Powell dry drowning is basically when someone can't get oxygen into their system from the air, not necessarily having to do with inhalation of water. A good example is a gas like methane that could displace the oxygen. Or, as in this case the holding of breath lead to hypoxia im assuming?
what you explained sounds a lot like pneumonia
+Mikey That's suffocation. Not drowning.
Amber Powell
Um.........No one cares
Swooz dry drowning is when you drown but your lungs don't fill up with water
Dry drowning in kinda like when you hold your breath for too long you pass out, and since he’s underwater, water probably got into his lungs cause him to ‘drown’
If I were a lifeguard there that man wouldn't have drowned. Not because I'm that good, just because nobody would distract me telling me how handsome I am.
nejckra lmao so true . WATCH trendyviews reactions
Are his animations true stories?
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Dry drouning is u still have water in your lungs after coming out of the water
Go back to English class
@@luism597 ''you're spelling''
@@dan8615 okay ✨ 10 year old✨
1:25 i choked of laughter
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Am I a bad person because of the fact I can't stop laughing? I love Swoozie.
I laughed too
Pickle Rick ژباتفبررال
majid shabakhsh wattt
Idk about bad person but it’s shitty to laugh. He failed to do his job. If it were a prank, wouldn’t have hurt to check. It’s peoples lives he’s put in charge of, had that man died I don’t think swoozie would be the same person.
@@taurus7911 cool but he didn’t die so point invalid
I wouldn't have done anything either. Like in 4ft of water would the family be able to pull him up or something? I would be so confused.
ActuallyI'mNotReallySureYet, Nigga its your job!!
The fact that he still sat in the guard tower is what's the best thing. If the paramedics showed up and seen him sitting there that's the hardest "IDGAF" flex I've seen in a while.
60 percent is actually a D
40% is a D
Depends on the school
in my school lower than 65% is an F
C
My school had to have 69% or higher to get a D
dat nergo dead anyone see that in the subtitles
lawyer morty I did
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I did
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Swoop why would you not go and help a guy face down and blue
Your a life guard not watching a jaws movie
Do you really wanna be caught touching the ''Dead looking guy'' I sure don't xD
He's a fucking lifeguard, they don't pay him to sit on a high ass chair, they pay him to save lives.
fool he was scared
Freddy Gaming Does he look scared to you?
“If your here giving things 60% its still an efff”
BRUH REALLY!!! If I’ve watched your vids sooner. Maybe instead of going to Cabana Bay I would have stayed at this hotel in 2016. Big OOF for me
Don’t rely on him to rescue you.
Dry drowning is when you take in too much of a liquid while breathing air and you inhale water overlaying the air meaning you're pretty much drowning.
Thanks for explaining
So you basically swallow the air with some water
Doesn’t the same thing happen when you dive but why is it called just drowning instead of dry drowning?
How does an adult drown during a breath-holding contest?
He probably meditates and has an inhuman amount of endurance and will power and then lost consciousness. Deprivation of oxygen is serious and can lead to permanent brain damage or death.
Dunno diabetes?
ztslovebird He could have blacked out from a lack of oxygen to the brain.
Dry drowning is basically when a person’s vocal cords close up so you can’t breathe. I searched that up btw lol
Dry drowning is when water is in your lungs but does not drown you yet so within a day you can still randomly drown even on land doing anything
that shit happens as a life guard though, the first week you are really nervous and are ready to jump in every ten seconds, then after a while you see something maybe you SHOULD jump in but you see something, kids floating a little while, you see a kid really struggling to make it to the wall after jumping off a board and you should be like ITS GO TIME buttttttt you see the situation and your like.......I'll wait.
Dry drowning is when you drown in a about a foot of water or less. A good example of this is a person passing out, and landing face first in like their pet's water dish...or even a puddle. It can also occur if you like dip under the water in your bath tub, and then you come up thinking everything is fine...then the second you do something intense like weight lifting or extensive exercising, you know anything that can cause fatigue... the bath water that you breathed in earlier that day or night will then suffocate you. Now that second one you might have to find the '1000 ways to die' episode to get a better description of that version of dry drowning, but what I wrote is about as simplified as I can make it.
We didn’t need a book
But still thanks
its not a book, they simplified it as much as they could.
hj
and if u like r in a pool and u like breath in A LOT of water then u cand drowned in ur sleep from all of the water in ur lungs
This was hilarious 😂😂😂
I feel this whole lady talking to swoozie was planned.
Why didn't the family pull him out of the water... I know you're hot and all, but the family does't have to stare at you when the dad is dying.
TheHappyFox Yes i thought it too family just letting the dad drown did they even say anything??
Yeah I know, I’d be yelling for help but definitely at least holding his face out of the water. Dead weight is heavy but if it’s 4 feet, you can stand up! It’s not like floating and not touching the bottom and holding him up is pushing you down. So they shouldn’t have been just sitting there and he should have jumped in and lectured him if he had been joking. Better safe than sued.
Because people in this world created cupcake vending machines
TheHappyFox stop
I guess the family either was in the mood to sue someone or they wanted him to
DIE
ps I am an underwater performer and do free diving which is where we hold our breath a long time. Anyone, even someone trained like me, can pass out underwater without any warning from holding their breath. Dry drowning is when you get water in your lungs and drown from it- later. But underwater blackouts are what happen from repeated breath holding. your body has the least amount of oxygen in it for 20 full seconds after you come up for air. So that's probably what happened. Glad he lived!
Raina Mermaid i
Actually - dry drowning is when water sends a trigger to your brain to spasm and contract your airways so it trys to prevent water get through. You dont even get water near your lungs when dry drowning. Your explanation is secondary drowning.
I thought you said underwear performer for a minute XD
Dry drowning is from what I have learned is that when the body feels like he has pressure on it and you stop breathing you can't keep breath or either move because the body is in shock
Your Jawline...
*head is circle*
Phone 40% ~ swoozie
Checks phone ~40%
**plays law and order music**
Drake Lance my phones on 90%
Holy shit my iPad is at 40%
Mine is at 19%
My iPad is on 41
Holt f my iPad is 40% too
If I ever see u in person I'd be showering you with compliments too lmaooo 😍😋
same thing when I see you
Well that escalated quickly...
Badass over here sadly u dont get any😇
Melany Camila I'm lesbian but nice try though
Bouta call catfish 😂
You should come to China and see the zombie people crossing roads while looking at their phone and getting crushed by vehicles....Classy China
Don't half ass 2 things, whole ass 1 thing. - Ron Swanson
Dry drowning is secondary drowning and occurs when one is unable to breathe due to build up of fluid in the lungs. But This usually occurs within 24 hours after swimming,which is why it's called dry downing.
Jokes on you 60% is a pass in my school
same it's an c for me
Le best anything below 69 is an f at my school
same
65 was passing in my school. I really don't get why this isn't standard. Are you guys from the U.S.?
Le best my school is mastery level so a 75 is passing for freshmans, and for the others it's 80 percent
For everybody wondering what dry drowning is this is the definition
: Dry drowning occurs when a child inhales water through the nose or mouth, causing a spasm in the airway and difficulty breathing. ... Secondary or “delayed” drowning happens when a child inhales water into his or her lungs, causing inflammation or edema (swelling).
Swoozie please tell how to get all dem girls
dry drowning means not getting any air on you Lungs for a long period of time. So Now You Know sWooZie
Ma3et i u dont have to say sWooZie like that u could just sag swoozie . but do u
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sWooZie should know. sWooZie deserves to know. We must not censor this information from sWooZie. It is imperative that sWooZie see this. @sWooZie.
I like that “insane level” logo from geometry dash fam
Actually im a bit late but it means when you get out of the water and get little drops of water in your breathing canal
You have struggle to breath
"Survey SAYS?!" I lost it...lmfao
You can actually drown with a teaspoon of water so a 5ft 9 man drowning in 4feet of water is plausible.
My friend:
Well, the girl in the thumbnail is just a sexy !
Me:
Yeah, sure..
Black/Brown eyes are SO pretty what are you talking about?! 👀
I agree! I can't help myself staring when somebody with shiny n watery black/dark brown eyes talking to me 😍😳
ThatSmolRainbowSparkleyPotato lol I have brown eyes
Alexandria Dingman same
ThatSmolRainbowSparkleyPotato lol my friend looks soulless because of his black eyes
My eyes are black xD
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@@skittleman1999 Haha, I made it 225
Imagine drowning in a kids pool 😂
I have dark brown eyes and this girl said "That guy over there is not so hot " I mean like wth
YOU ARE SO HANDSOME.
Swoozie back again with another dope video. Big props to Swoozie, the only big CZcamsr who actually replied to my email with actual advise that's helped my channel grow. Swoozie, you are the man!!
Wow, Swoozie is a genuine person
Funniest animated youtuber out there
That's amazing man, just subbed to you btw, you are talented
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Dry drowning is when you breathe in water
This is soooo relatable...
At the YMCA, they aren't allowed to hold their breath for longer than 10 seconds.
Bitch watch me, i'll walk into the YMCA holdin my breath. what they GONNA DO
RiverKayakExplorer It's only because a year ago someone passed out in the water and drowned because he tried to push himself. I'm a total hypocrite though. Lol.
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Dry drowning is when you have water in your lungs after you have left the water
Dry drowning is when you get water in your body, but it stays there. A couple hours later, you “dry drown” because the water went from your vocal cords to the lungs.
Dry drowning is basically when you've breathed in a lot of water (regular drowning first) and it comes up. The residual water left over can still damage your lungs and fill them with enough moisture for drowning to occur, hence "dry drowning" since it usually happens when a person is out of the water. What probably happened was he drowned initially from the contest (probably was too slow coming up and breathed in water), he managed to get it out, and then the leftover water made him drown again. My mother was a lifeguard and explained it to me after we went to a natural spring where a kid nearly drowned, she saved him, and had to convince his mother to take him to the hospital since he could still dry drown while he was asleep. Yes, you read that correctly. *She had to convince a mother to take her child to the hospital after he nearly drowned and died.*
once i was just holding my breath in the water at the pool and since i can hold it for over a minute people thought i drowned and when i got up i got banned from the pool for a month because they thought i tried to pull a death prank on them
hOi pEopLez tem
hOi pEopLez wow.
hOi pEopLez Liar u can’t hold ur breath for longer than a minute
yea try telling that to seals
Jaiden Castillo Yes you can....
“How does a five foot nine man drown in a four foot pool? EXPLAIN IT”
Excellent question
My guess is that he blacked out when he and the daughter were playing the breath-holding game. It’s been known to kill people.
Dad wakes up in the hospital “Daughter...........who won?”
I just found your channel through Domics and I'm in LOVE with your channel😍 #newsubscriber 🙌🏼
I found Domics through swoozie😂
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Monsieur Blain But everyone knows that.
Pizza Man same lol
hyuneeEats OMG me too
thought it was cynide and happiness at first until I read it
When he dry drown water gets in your lungs so he might have forgotten to hold his breath
Dry drown: when you have water in your lounges after drowning and waking up (he might have died)
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LOL this kind of reminds me of high school homework. Like your incident the times you stay committed and actually complete your homework the teacher doesn't do anything. But the one time you take your eye off homework for a split second, your teacher is out there checking for completion, assigning tests. The heck she's even throwing a last minute exam at you xD
Prolly not the hottest idea to just sit up there and continue watching the situation play out as paramedics are tryna revive bro lmao but i get it. Learning moment for everyone involved.
Hearing him say when you wanna do something, be focused at 💯 percent really moved me and I've been applying for a while now.