My First Kiss

😗Originally this was the 6th video I uploaded to youtube when I first started. Before HD or even widescreen lol; This time for the remix I included some details that I left out of the first version (like the fact that I worked at the hotel this all happened at)
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🎨First 2 mins of animation by: BlackSen
The from 2:10 mark on animation by:
ITSALEXCLARK STUDIOS
Animators: Chris + Alex
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🎧 Outro song: "Twerk for Master" by BDP: / twerk-for-master

[@mitchlowe9722]

Dad: why didn't you kiss my daughter last night?
Me: WhY DidnT YOu KisS My dAUgHteR LaST NiGht?

[@DrDabYT]

Hmm...Well I'm guessing that you must be drunk to ask someone that...

[@espirireis8396]

Best father in the world I guess :D

[@phiphicupcake5754]

I just thought of the SpongeBob meme XD

[@botgamingthebad]

Phiphi Cupcake the mocking one

[@joesock2849]

Mitch lowe s

[@turbosaiyan93]

Dad: Why *didn't* you kiss my daughter last night?
Swoozie: _This is beyond science._

[@alextheconfuddled8983]

I don’t want to like your comment because it’s at 69

[@farida.]

👁👄👁

[@alextheconfuddled8983]

Aw sh*t it’s at 206 well might as well like it now

[@arianaljeskovica6889]

I dont know just like her

[@erditt9801]

Top 10 things science can’t understand

[@mandygray1643]

“I know people, that know people.” Is probably the most quotable thing that I’ve ever heard

[@Kattoo666]

Lol goes well with Tobuscus's song where they go "I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows..." or something like that. I know somebody who knows the lyrics.

[@mandygray1643]

I don’t know that song but any tobuscus reference is a great one

[@Kattoo666]

It is "whistle while I work it" or something like that xD
But I totally agree. It is always good.

[@Elias._06]

i have been watching this for years.. i’m happy to say i finally got my first kiss. the way it went down, i wish swoozie could hear about it. he’d be proud.
been watching for 10 years, almost an adult now. much love man

[@matzr3000]

🤗

[@fatherpucci3395]

i’ve yet to have mine ☹️

[@Crazyhaha]

@@fatherpucci3395 ur a priest go marry someone first

[@Luke-ok9dh]

That’s amazing man

[@legoC97]

When I heard your original version of the story, I had yet to have my first kiss. But when I finally DID, no joke, my FIRST thought after the kiss was: "Dang, Swoozie was right. That was just like a Krispy Kreme donut!"

[@skie6282]

Caleb Guice me to!! lips like that omg! what a coincidence

[@MyLonewolf25]

Caleb Guice it's like
The perfect description

[@KingdomCome257]

Lol, same here XD

[@NernadetteForever]

Haha my exact thoughts. Nothing like Krispy Kreme lips

[@KVNHDLUM]

exactly

[@1ronWinged]

I thought the dad said “Why did you kiss my daughter”
it’s “Why didn’t you”

[@nah9466]

Same

[@edward4091]

OMG Same!? 😂😄🤢🤮🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@wizoix6910]

Can u add me and give me some robux my name is lasha_gggg

[@AbsoluteDani-gy7dj]

Same

[@lumy6153]

Same

[@brunopietrzyk1298]

Swoozie: *kiss a girl*
Also Swoozie: "so anyway, I started animating"

[@nikolasbananaguyy]

AlexClark did the animation.

[@SkiIz9989]

It was Alex Clark who animated.

[@saschagordon6922]

Why girls go to the bathroom alone:
Hermione got attacked by a troll
Ginny got abducted
Mertle died
and Katie got cursed

[@korvexus9922]

Now I know why my Teacher said girls go in groups of 2 but the guys go by themselves

[@hoodiefreak9206]

Lol

[@miime8652]

@@korvexus9922 no i think your teacher is just sexist

[@jamesonwinans1433]

bruh stolen comment

[@Eyestosee888]

Yeah if someone try to assault you, your friends can help you. Think She’s the Man

[@xdizzle_savage6644]

I just realized this is a remake from an old video

[@AyoS.T.]

xDizzle _Savage I was wondering why this was so familiar!

[@IBlackSanta]

xDizzle _Savage yeah i was assuming it was new.. until i got to the dad part its pretty hard to forget that

[@sterkar99]

What is the old video?

[@kerryhelton8760]

I remember swoozie acting out the kiss with simpsons dolls 😂

[@hesdelayin6770]

xDizzle _Savage ikr buddy

[@itsalexclark]

DUDE! I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS YOUR FIRST KISS! so cool getting to animate this for you :)

[@benclintonosei-poku9868]

lol

[@luvsadeplz]

itsAlexClark I love this animation 😂😂😂 The facial expressions are amazing

[@elipetrov5237]

itsAlexClark Notice me ;_;
Please I'm lonely and bored

[@AchHadda]

oh it was you Clark !!!! xD hahahahaha and i was surprised by the animation quality !!

[@itsalexclark]

thanks @blacksen killed it with the first half too

[@simphiwebling9092]

"and mom ain't trina help me..." - that's when I realized I need to subscribe.

[@fruitsnacksvr08]

I remembering watching this video as a kid, and just recently got too enjoy my first kiss… he was soooo right about the Krispy Kreme feeling

[@thebigcheeseslice]

brooo! my dumbass got really lucky a week ago and BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! description has never been so accurate!

[@Guizoc]

4:15 I have no clue how he made that sound but it made my day

[@AdventuresHATWC]

0:13 of course she's black

[@AlwaysDr3aming]

Guizoc high key sounds like stitch 🤔😂😂

[@rileytomeldan2422]

@@AdventuresHATWC What?

[@story-1-timexd588]

Lelsjejsrsjjd

[@livindeadghoul]

@@AdventuresHATWC What was that?

[@ripetoad]

Only swoozie would compare kissing a girl to eating a donut.

[@mrfoxman4802]

cuz it's like an everyday routine.

[@sierra-jt3ss]

99TH LIKEEE X0

[@eleb5494]

Riptide yeeeepppppp...

[@kennedicullen2227]

Riptide 😂

[@tdcookiescream4355]

Riptide I prefer donut
(though I am not a lesbian soo)
DONUT IT IS

[@dusttale305]

this video is WAY to nostalgic

[@popsiclestand1718]

I can clearly see Alex’s old art this was so great of a story and animation

[@liamedias]

Dad: Why didn't you kiss my daughter last night?
Me: bRUH

[@shinigamikira9564]

Just a Fangirl same reaction XDDD

[@krisxo8412]

Just a Fangirl I would've been like what the actual fuck

[@keltoumlaghjibi4662]

KksruqonjweJust a Fangirl hhkmjjjjwjkekjkkomkwwmwkw

[@kaiwolfie7828]

what dad actually says this?

[@dariusventouras]

Me: Oh well if you want me to the we gotts to go to cine n dinner
Dad: *cancels flight* Deal

[@alextheconfuddled8983]

“The dad is going to kill me if I don’t make out with his daughter”

[@bork7984]

Evil

[@JamaelJunior]

Ye

[@lily_gachayesss8708]

My boyfriend will die if he no make out whith me!!!!!!

[@janeywaney]

Helpful dad, got him his first kiss

[@majorfisthurricane5574]

@@lily_gachayesss8708 I'm trying to make out with Bernice because she fell in love with me but I don't want her dad to kill me

[@irishbananamafia9728]

Alex Clark animated some of this? I had no idea till now let’s go AC!

[@caleighknight6125]

The reason those girls went to the bathroom together was to vent to each other. Most of the time it's to have company, which sounds weird but normally we just talk in front of the sinks then leave unless someone actually has to use the restroom

[@ONE_shot_GURL]

Lol i can't believe her dad.. i'm glad you remade this vid Swoozie! Loved it!

[@sirmel11]

oh

[@Mia-qt8on]

ONE_shot_GURL Ayyyy y u here? 😂

[@asiar8472]

OMG HEY!!!!!!!!

[@Alex-fe5wt]

ONE_shot_GURL i love ur streams!!!

[@mikey6086]

ONE_shot_GURL ayyyyye you in

[@LobsterLawyer]

Real fans know this an old story he added on to another a while back, but he just gave a lot more details. WE KNOW THE TRUTH

[@danielc.5724]

Adam Konieczny IKR! I was thinking, I thought is saw this

[@HarveyDentalfloss]

where is the original?

[@lostandneverfound6287]

Adam Konieczny ...

[@suttontwins1]

Adam Konieczny i

[@meouishlycat]

Adam Konieczny is this real

[@lrknbeastboy1430]

"wheres that boi bring me my shotgon"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The1John86]

Just binge watching your videos and damn you are a great story teller

[@gravyace140]

He stabbed himself
From the back
He fell on the knife
47 times
He’s a clumsy dude

[@hoffa.6198]

clumsy ass dude

[@aliboy3848]

I know right

[@Celsmith]

We All saw the fucking video

[@antisociallightskin6245]

Jacob Smith / TheGamingishJacob7 r/wooooooooosh

[@melanieallen5814]

+Hoffa. *ass*

[@hannahchase9579]

'Pssshh he's a clumsy dude i dunno" Lmao

[@jenny-amvs-tata2540]

Hannah ChaseXD lol

[@ifuzegaming]

Hannah Chase
I wouldn't wanna mess with the people SwooZie has contacts w/

[@F0restcall]

It’s hard to believe this came out 3 years ago, it feels like decades

[@SmokingToilet007]

My (at the time) girlfriend was who I had my first kiss with and I was like "damn, swoozy damn right about the fresh out the factory glazed donuts"

[@aourielle7615]

why aren't my parents like that

[@lucassurgeon4122]

NINJA ASSASSIN IKR!!!

[@Antigank_]

Free WiFi in my van what?

[@abenak.abayomi-rogers4826]

Free WiFi in my van that's really fuckin werid

[@FPix5]

iam wondering too XD

[@mZStarCraft]

+Free WiFi in my van AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand why haven't you done it yet?
Rhetorical question! There's no excuse. Get on it!

[@draftsjade]

What dad does this
-any weird parent
-psycho
-shy dad

[@1farin]

A made up dad

[@1thebestgachatuber114]

My dad is anti-social/shy 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕚 𝕒𝕞

[@Frances_Network_Production]

@@1thebestgachatuber114 lo

[@fisheboy_lover7150]

*Y O U B E T T E R K I S S H E R*

[@yes.2913]

SWEET jj lee shy

[@pokemonlover.o5624]

When he said "He fell on a knife" and the Cop said "There are 47 stabs"....I would have said "He fell on 47 knifes dawg"

[@TheFerretofEarth]

Or he fell on 17 forks

[@gassedup]

@@TheFerretofEarth 17?

[@Asurcity]

0:50 when mom understands that you don’t do your homework.

[@evahorta1518]

"Dads gonna kill me if I don't make out with his daughter"
Me: my dad won't even let me get close to my friends brother

[@nikolasbananaguyy]

thats all dads, also gl getting to 69 likes

[@honestlyjustlua]

Sigh, for a good reason.

[@PreciseMark]

I read this comment right as he said that

[@hmglilbdamenace4215]

Nobody:
CZcams Algorithm after 3 years: Yep now’s the time

[@GoldMoufP]

HMG LilB Da Menace facts lol I’m like why I’m just now seeing this or even discovering dude fr

[@jessicathrufhggvhthcubcvbf8292]

Nicky is soooooo so hot

[@someoned5796]

HMG LilB Da Menace yessir 😁🤣

[@ndtcantstfu]

Yep

[@zuzia_ismentallyunstable428]

This comment is so close to 1k likes

[@paramorewhore]

5 years, and i still highly enjoy this video 🤌🏻

[@gos_707]

And the music is awesome at the end!

[@paramorewhore]

@@gos_707 for real!!

[@kevingonzalez-james6421]

I would be in the dad’s shoes, he would never hear the end of it from his daughter. Plus, you seemed like a good kid

[@electroverse.]

Who else remembers the original back in the day? I guess you can say this is a "remastered" version

[@hassanes3360]

ElectroverseGames yea I remember

[@mergersuccessful8244]

The original story places him on vacation with his family, this places him at hard rock hotel. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty certain.

[@stillwaiting4peace]

YO, i knew this story sounded familiar

[@swatteam93]

ElectroverseGames What was the original video called?

[@sick0fthis]

Yeah I member. Especially the part where the dad asks why he didn't kiss his daughter

[@ashleestewart7555]

Girls go to the bathroom together because, Hermionie, went by herself, got attacked by a troll. Ginny, went by herself, got abducted. Myrtile, went by herself, was murdered. Katie, got cursed, when she went by herself. Don't. Don't ever go to the bathroom alone.

[@blackbeltbap]

you have a point :D

[@xero0015]

Its dangerous to go alone take this!

[@lrba5524]

Ashlee Stewart How did harry Potter get down the hill? walking
JK Rolling.

[@eggsandbacon5686]

Ashlee Stewart. That's fine and all, but that's not how you use commas. This is why school exists.

[@koalaboiandsealgaming2169]

Ashlee Stewart that's true

[@Bge119]

This was the first video I watched from your channel and never watched anything else from your channel ever again probably for 4-5 in a half years then finally randomly found your channel again and subscribed to your channel. (also I don't know why I stop watch after only one video I watched, and still don't know why)

[@kenzieallen009]

This is literally the funniest thing I have watched.

[@afoxwithaplaystation9982]

Dad: “YOU BETTER KISS HER”
Swoozie: ok

[@mmahmed2931]

u have so many likes but no com

[@afoxwithaplaystation9982]

OMG SO MANY LIKES THANK YOU!

[@williamfloetemeier9477]

Man I wish I meet a dad like that one day

[@afoxwithaplaystation9982]

@@williamfloetemeier9477 I wish you would too never give up your dreams

[@jonathancastillo4167]

Lol

[@erinselvig8765]

4:17 OMG IM DYING PLZ HELP ME THOSE SOUDS KEPT ME AWAKE LAUGHING FOR LIKE 3 HOURS I SWEAR

[@BurntBalls]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nabeelhakeem3593]

Making out I front of them I doubt that loool

[@Rb_Seven]

This was the firist video ever I watched from you! Subbed with notifications on! Ur awesome and Alex Clark too! (doe I watched Alex a long time ago-)

[@kennethharrison5064]

This is the first swoozie video I ever watched

[@ianaispink]

Dad: why didn’t u kiss my Daughter last night Swoozie: wait wait wait x1000000000

[@zaeand7401]

u sure u got that spelling right?
its daughter

[@YAGLMS6083]

@Plasticide it's

[@YAGLMS6083]

@@zaeand7401 it's

[@ArchAngelDracul1]

my first kiss went a little like this.

[@fatherpurity3461]

Archangeldracul the smooch sound and twist😃 sorry...I love that song

[@JP-rf8rr]

when I was in high school I fell asleep to that song and had the weirdest yet most remember able dream ever

[@lilyschenck7161]

Archangeldracul YESSSSS

[@prettylittlesparkals1029]

Archangeldracul ME WHEN I CLICKED ON THE VIDEO

[@Skaboom1]

Archangeldracul nope your first kiss is your profile picture

[@zZapsZz443]

These animations are so great, I love your vids

[@ninjaeatsnoodlez2482]

This video is so much detailed like bruh it's so dynamic, to be honest!

[@spicycamels7950]

Girls have good reason to go in groups to the bathroom.
-Ginny got possessed.
-Hermione got attacked by a troll.
-Katie got cursed.
-Myrtle died.

[@trollydolly1174]

fucking nerd

[@mrpotat680]

trolly dolly Says the one that is subscribed to a channel that is about cameras.

[@tyler0292]

When you copy one of the top comments for likes and attention.

[@ellie-ld1uc]

Bruce Wilson And RC planes

[@spicycamels7950]

tyler0292
Didn't notice the other one,but it's a well known Harry-potter meme. Glad to see other Harry Potter fans though!

[@laurenfrank6576]

Why girls go to the bathroom in groups:
Hermione goes to the bathroom by herself and gets attacked by a troll.
Myrtle goes to the bathroom and gets killed.
Ginny got taken over by Riddle.
And Katie Bell got cursed.

[@grace4618]

Lauren Frank 😂😂👌🏼yass

[@talonbatt959]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@patriciaweber6367]

we have it solved ladies and gentlemen

[@BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein]

wait Myrtle from the Great Gatsby? I dont think thats how she died

[@patriciaweber6367]

Bobby Lichtenstein harry potter

[@bananagaming2070]

LMAO my man. Watching this at 3 AM man. I'm so dead inside bruh

[@randomnoobontheinternet794]

I... I am suprises that this is his first kiss I am happy for you dude and stay safe my guy :)

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Dude you straight up adorable with this pencil animation

[@XOmar.]

Yesika Narvaez thats my boi swoozie

[@reneemakope9760]

^ and blacksen

[@ilubkimbum]

Yesika Narvaez p

[@sketchycat6223]

Lmaoo they went to the bathroom so Nikki could talk about you for not kissing her 😭😂

[@BenDover-kg8gv]

Lol

[@fatbgmanbg975]

K

[@victoriatennyson2705]

The part where the general manager walks by and it’s darth Vader legit killed me I haven’t stopped laughing 😂

[@darkslayer1161]

Girl talk. That's why swoozie. Always be planning

[@thelifeofkev_19]

Who is still watching this in 2019 buh 4:17 had me weak af 😂😂😂💀

[@fursuitsup2399]

😂😂😂

[@oply7644]

This is my first time watching okay??!!

[@HarryPotter-ck2en]

It’s 2019 !

[@leviackermansothereye51]

Me

[@marifelsumampong4789]

Wtf dude hahaha

[@isaacdawson7045]

0:50
Cop: there’s 47 stab wounds
Swoozie: phhhh what can I say, he’s a clumsy guy

[@manostsompanakis8562]

I like how us swoozie fans still whatch these vidss

[@sebastiancamacho1624]

Yea same i watched the video too

[@lxcke9848]

DailyDose OfFortnite ik

[@jaylenagain]

100th like

[@drewpetersen3683]

OMG I must have seen this video when it first came out. I vaguely remember this from a long time ago and I didn't even know the channel. I must have just seen it randomly. Kinda crazy. And it's only been 3.5 years I guess but wow seems like it's been a long time.

[@Draxthe_protogen]

Good for you dude the end of this gives me chills cause this because its that good

[@cristalh6605]

I never had my first kiss

[@zehnko7377]

So, your telling me you never kissed your mom and dad?

[@theboi5346]

Sythey lol

[@photonenplayer]

comon yall know this doesnt count

[@SquallNN]

I don't remember my first kiss

[@gangsta2011ize]

Hahaha. I too. I'm lonely. ;-;

[@Cp6Z]

Swoozie was thristy asf.

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

0:41 does anyone know what this is a reference to? i feel like i’ve seen that thing on his head somewhere before.

[@Creepermeme3]

Lately been 4 years, and I still remember this due to my memory and nostalgia I remember

[@wydapro8974]

*plot twist* he was really kissing a donut

[@Blaxi131]

😂 Im dead bruh

[@bendyboris6212]

XD

[@merpdrawsthings]

😂 lol

[@TheJoshiePoshie]

GamingWitApro_TV ! Lol

[@jojojumper1506]

GamingWitApro_TV lol

[@ThatGoldGun]

"Swoozie: Remastered" is now a thing... I approve.

bro you tell the coolest stories

[@ATM_The_Original]

I’m over here celebrating for u rn bro 😂

[@haroldswanson8840]

My first actual kiss was when i was fighting this dude who tried to body slam me and his Mouth went in mine

[@tdcookiescream4355]

Harold Swanson OMG what were u like

[@haroldswanson8840]

TD CookiesCream for a min we just stared at each other and then this dude screamed and ran

[@lazarkulovic6613]

dude sameeee

[@invvsanity105]

Harold Swanson (Wheeze)

[@OriginalGanstaEnt]

sounds like naruto and sasuke

[@malikbrantley6499]

1:43 that noise

[@ElihuNavon]

4:15

[@katlinimvu1462]

Some card bee noise

[@middoessomething7805]

Malik Brantley skkkrksk

[@irenerivera4827]

4:16

[@smolpanda6909]

Malik Brantley now you have me replaying that moment 10000000000000000099 times xD

[@greengoblin6292]

The Sound effects of Danny and dee kissing is hilarious lol

[@AirFoxxProductions]

I love all the kissing animations in videos! 🤣

[@thechriscooper]

Who likes the new stick figures cause I do!

[@miclazy-5m]

why he lets other peoppe animate, he always did it himself

[@artsygal112]

miclazy he likes to give other creators a shoutout. He uses them from time to time so they get a bit of exposures for their channels.

[@jamiesharp5031]

Persy Paris Part was Itsalexclark

[@APerson-qo2jm]

Chrisc15 Where do you stick pictures at cause mee too

[@toxicdrawings2325]

Chrisc15 I do! They so cute

[@a6ngy]

My first kiss was in preschool and I still feel like a gangster

[@foxtrix7862]

My too

[@josephrockos5299]

Same

[@kelleneckhardt4832]

Twitch MADMAXISMLG123 same here I was practically having sex in preschool

[@user-vs9rx8gx3s]

Same

[@mattperez_0648]

Same bro I had like 3 girls

[@immysterious4956]

1:31 bruh really went at it

[@toonmares]

what is the backround music?

[@makaylaschannel6180]

They go to the bathroom to talk about gossip lol

[@maceyharper1133]

Some times not even that bro!!

[@iamaraven8657]

@@maceyharper1133 k

[@iamaraven8657]

@Yann cedric Totsingan jesus, why tho

[@midnight_wolf-zr3wh]

Also we just generally travel in groups.

[@justanglea]

Binge watching all swoozies videos

[@etbarekhabte5550]

Anglea Pretty Literaly what I'm doing XDD

[@kh2ri]

Anglea Pretty same

[@banded4686]

Bruh this video is so good. Watched this video 3 years ago

[@OctoRuler]

Back at it again with that krispy kreme

[@aryy777]

"But there are 47 stabs on his back"
"Yeah......What a clumsy dude....."

[@droneguy4750]

Queen A LOL XD

[@avasanders3918]

Queen A lol 😂

[@puppokg2340]

Does that remind anyone else of "llamas in hats?"

[@omgdontstealvids123]

I fucking wish every bathroom was an escape room. That sounds sick as shit.

[@zelljones4216]

omgdontstealvids123 same

[@Wolffman-gs9so]

I see what you did there

[@ShotgunLlama]

"One toilet has the key out, but it's under a fresh turd. Are you willing to retrieve it?"

[@SjanaWilgani]

More like.... slick as shit.

[@sethcoalson3591]

omgdontstealvids123 I DIFERENT REASON TO *"SH¡T IN YOUR PANTS"!*

[@Spiggybigotladdy]

I like how the dad is basically holding him at mental gunpoint just to kiss his daughter

[@laroselcouth8522]

The bathroom comment LOL!!!! Exactly how I feel when my sister goes into the bathroom...

[@GamerAdrian75]

My first kiss was a stolen kiss, i was the thief, it was first grade, that was 12 years ago, 2 years ago i find out shes lesbian now

[@greatmallard9318]

At least you can say your first kiss was with a lesbian

[@limelimon4978]

CrazyDutchguy You're not funny.

[@redav7146]

CrazyDutchguy lmao

[@TheGallingIce]

*Hey Loser* I'll have to disagree, I'm dying as we speak.

[@Flamestrike4]

So you Dio Brando'd someone?

[@JMoleka]

Does anyone else remember him telling this story already?

[@JMoleka]

Still love it tho😍😍😂

[@Ameer-yu2qi]

PerpetuallyJennifer SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

[@rachelholden6156]

Yea does anyone know what video it is?

[@rogames1435]

DJsprinkle14 its related to my first hickey

[@justantonius747]

thought I was tripping

[@Tactical_ninja]

I’ve being looking for this video for hours

[@daanboots2886]

This keeps getting in my recomened
For the idk how many times but i still like it

[@zachofalltrades1870]

My first kiss was also in kindergarten. I’m there, and about five minutes after I arrive a girl walks up and kisses me on the cheek saying I’m cute. I just sit there bewildered. About 12 years later she’s now lesbian. Rip the ship.

[@luisliz2589]

That's tuff

[@kaitlynstar2100]

That's sad 😢 but hilarious, 🤣

[@Luka-ty4qr]

Oof

[@adthornton239]

Oof that’s just oof

[@Bubbasourasrex]

omg me too I was in kindergarten and my "boyfriend" came up to me and kissed me on the slide; but I don't really count that time because I was 6. So my first real time i made out with someone I was in the 8th grade.

[@sophiasung2670]

Person: *Why do girls always go to the bathroom together?*
Me: *Because Hermine went to the bathroom by herself and she nearly got killed by a FREAKIN TROLL.*

[@Viharamahadevi111]

XDDDDDD

[@jijiae9000]

You forgot that *Katie got cursed, Ginny was abducted and Myrtle DIED!!!*

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

LMAO

[@compilationboss2437]

people are so smart about jokes XD.

[@lolidontcare2967]

sophia sung that’s me everyday

[@courtneyharrold9248]

PLEASE POST MORE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS IM HAVING TO REWATCH OLD VIDS

[@AdamWarIock]

Yo when the vader GM walked by breathing I burst out laughing.

[@NormanGobin]

Oh come on Swooze, you mean to tell me THIS actually HAPPENED? pfffft! Too good to be true.

[@swoozie]

Norman Alexander - hand to God, on my mom and everything I love this is true and all happened. (same for every story on my channel). Dad saying what he said and they way it went down.

[@NormanGobin]

Dude you officially win the award for most exciting, life hands down!

[@softfie]

Is that the Lemon guy from Adventure Time?

[@tyne2656]

LemonGrab is his correct name

[@ellie-ld1uc]

SwalshyBunny Lemongrab*

[@miloplaysthings1820]

Its "the earl of lemongrab"

[@TLAO777]

SwalshyBunny indeed it is lemongrab.

[@ririx7990]

Lemongrab!

[@benjaminvides9080]

You’re a player

[@gachagirl1138]

I’m happy for you good jod funniest part was when dad is going to get angry if you don’t kiss her

[@GummySlayer]

Cop: There's 47 stab wounds in his back, tho.
Swoozie: Pshhhh he's a clumsy dude, Idk... 😂😂😂
I lost it there! Swear I couldn't stop laughing for like 5min straight. 😂😂😂

[@khylertherobloxboy2942]

Pfft hes a clumsy dude LMAO

[@soup3620]

47 STAB WOUNDS
DIDN’T WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE, H U H?

[@SCP-os6hk]

"Yeah, he got up and fell on the knife 47 times."

[@d4deadly]

Why you always lying? *MM* why you always lying stop F CKING LYING always lying to me (why) you lying to me Jk but is this true

[@cerberuskane5061]

@the icecream spy I highly doubt that

[@movedaccounts4194]

Us girls go to the bathroom together so we can spill tea 😂

[@suckonmytoestheyarecold9586]

PinkWolf 😂😂😂😂

[@joegomez5503]

??? Ima boy

[@b2k_killa.306]

I think its for another reason😂😂

[@pooop-bg5zp]

@@b2k_killa.306 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😭😚😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@noemi3519]

@@b2k_killa.306 it's really not lol...most of me and my friends go to the bathroom to skip class SOMETIMES but most part it *is* to spill tea

[@calula7873]

“Here’s the THING.” Bro I started laughing my head off