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  • @Balong.
    @Balong. Před rokem +65691

    Leichter panzerspähwagen!!

    • @haha
      @haha  Před rokem +5832

      I planted them too close together plus it's been a dry summer 🤣

    • @zynxcrane8196
      @zynxcrane8196 Před rokem +338

      @@haha ummm 4th time I've seen you reply to comments

    • @KFC431
      @KFC431 Před rokem +296

      @@zynxcrane8196 ain't a bad thing tho

    • @zynxcrane8196
      @zynxcrane8196 Před rokem +73

      @@KFC431 nope just 4th time

    • @zynxcrane8196
      @zynxcrane8196 Před rokem +78

      @@KFC431 rare to see lol

  • @hansooyoung00
    @hansooyoung00 Před rokem +8112

    Wife: “Honey can you cook some dinner?”
    Him: “The centrifuge was broken”
    Wife: “Then use the stove-“
    Him: “NO”

  • @jasmine4035
    @jasmine4035 Před 7 měsíci +364

    The song in headphones: ➡️⬅️➡️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⬅️

  • @mahahassan369
    @mahahassan369 Před 10 měsíci +931

    His wife is soooooo patient 😂 I can’t handle this man.

    • @chandanprasanna9755
      @chandanprasanna9755 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Don't worry u don't get such husband

    • @animelaber255
      @animelaber255 Před 10 měsíci +8

      not ur level ey.

    • @anantverma3428
      @anantverma3428 Před 9 měsíci +16

      See the videos he made caring for her 😂 you'll get jealous then

    • @elnino1405
      @elnino1405 Před 7 měsíci +7

      You're so funny that there's a haha in your name

    • @EcIendo
      @EcIendo Před 6 měsíci +4

      w comments ngl

  • @eliasujashvili7113
    @eliasujashvili7113 Před rokem +5500

    "Honey Where Is The Carrot That I Asked For?"
    "It's Being Centrifuged Darling!"

  • @BekfastBeast24
    @BekfastBeast24 Před rokem +14196

    "He is a scientist and his whole family eats something blended or centrifuged."

    • @therandomguy7429
      @therandomguy7429 Před rokem +187

      Sometimes both

    • @Emmanuel23445
      @Emmanuel23445 Před rokem +42

      1.4k likes and 1 comment? I got you bro

    • @s.dskott6634
      @s.dskott6634 Před rokem

      @@Emmanuel23445 lol

    • @Boss-30
      @Boss-30 Před rokem +9

      1.8k likes and 3 comments? I got you bro

    • @prakharsharma9168
      @prakharsharma9168 Před rokem +30

      i meannn!! he's not wrongg there! more absorption of nutrients!! you know that's what doctors do to kids or sicks!

  • @robertspangler4237
    @robertspangler4237 Před 10 měsíci +130

    You are also a VERY unique individual.......

  • @OmoshiroiEdit
    @OmoshiroiEdit Před 10 měsíci +22

    "That is not natural that is nature" - Stephen Hawking

  • @atmac2162
    @atmac2162 Před rokem +8407

    I like how at the end she just looks at it like “what the heck is this?”

    • @SonicGleb
      @SonicGleb Před rokem +136

      "I wonder, if it's edible?"

    • @danielong1011
      @danielong1011 Před rokem +18

      @@SonicGleb looks like its not but he says it is

    • @SonicGleb
      @SonicGleb Před rokem +5

      @@danielong1011 hmmm 🤔

    • @samirsaidtop
      @samirsaidtop Před rokem

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    • @flashy...mohit_
      @flashy...mohit_ Před 11 měsíci +2

      4.6k likes n 5 comments
      I'll fix that 😙

  • @luckbeintheairtonight1873
    @luckbeintheairtonight1873 Před rokem +3960

    Imagining how the smol carrot must've felt being buried in the shredded remains of his relatives 💀

  • @luna1993
    @luna1993 Před 10 měsíci +31

    That nee-chan caught me off guard 😂

  • @justbassdonthate5908
    @justbassdonthate5908 Před 10 měsíci +79

    I love the way he loves his wife. Your video’s put a smile on my face

  • @duckduckduckduckduckduckduckkk

    That look at the end of "Jesus christ what has he brought me now"

  • @aclim1217
    @aclim1217 Před rokem +4411

    "Aw.. It's so small and cute"
    "It's average 😔"

  • @roldanvillaflores3235
    @roldanvillaflores3235 Před 11 měsíci +15

    "TF is that" said the wife 😂

  • @lovelessgamer2947
    @lovelessgamer2947 Před 10 měsíci +8

    " And this is how son, your mom turned into a mutant "

  • @queenquarters5807
    @queenquarters5807 Před rokem +6961

    "honey can we get a divorce?"
    "I am a scientist and this is how I make divorce papers for my wife"

  • @Your_Doggo
    @Your_Doggo Před rokem +1662

    "growing carrot out of carrot"
    "that seems not illegal at all"

    • @Byaah191
      @Byaah191 Před rokem

      ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑When dumbasses have nothing to say but they vomit something out of their keyboard anyway...

    • @rowantheasexualdisaster1943
      @rowantheasexualdisaster1943 Před rokem +9

      Yep sounds like a pregnancy to me

    • @RaiyuChaos
      @RaiyuChaos Před rokem

      That's how they are farmed so you are half right

    • @RaiyuChaos
      @RaiyuChaos Před rokem

      Well there are seeds too but you can just cut half carrot and plant it

    • @Grimjr7
      @Grimjr7 Před rokem

      He's not growing carrots out of carrots. The dirt was chocolate if you remember. So basically the dirt and soil are food and the carrot sticking out of the top is for decoration.

  • @mahendrakumartiwari8827
    @mahendrakumartiwari8827 Před 10 měsíci +13

    Being an Indian
    I miss my GaJaR Ka HaLwA!!🥺✨

  • @kikikiki8381
    @kikikiki8381 Před 11 měsíci +21

    Those carrots must have great personality ❤

  • @jeffman3
    @jeffman3 Před 11 měsíci +2078

    This dude just made the world's most scientifically accurate carrot cheesecake.

  • @InoGamerz
    @InoGamerz Před rokem +1852

    "Next Day"
    "I'm a scientist and this is how i got divorce"

  • @mumtazcameron6436
    @mumtazcameron6436 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love how he’s a scientist and he’s serious upon his work but doesn’t let it affect his self in other times

  • @bipracharansahu4701
    @bipracharansahu4701 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Even a scientist wouldn't cook like this😂😂

  • @spectralroom4162
    @spectralroom4162 Před rokem +1978

    "Oh you got me a plant?"
    "No, eat it"

  • @Yehawww
    @Yehawww Před rokem +1181

    "can I have something normal toda-"
    "nope"

  • @plant3508
    @plant3508 Před 10 měsíci +4

    You are an awesome human being❤

  • @leokazoki2406
    @leokazoki2406 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I was paying attention the whole video and had to watch it twice to grasp how it came out like this

  • @agentindev
    @agentindev Před rokem +4519

    Wife : Can I have carrot ?
    Him : Okay let me 6 hours👌

  • @raccoonmushroomed8278
    @raccoonmushroomed8278 Před rokem +2964

    “Honey I want a divorce”
    “Why’s that?”
    “YOU TAKE 2 HOURS TO GIVE ME A GROWING CARROT!”

  • @anurobin4491
    @anurobin4491 Před 10 měsíci +1

    When you wanted to become a chef....
    But accidentally you became a scientist 😅😅😅

  • @exclusivelyforyou
    @exclusivelyforyou Před 10 měsíci +6

    that's carrot paneer my friend. good job 👏

  • @acast669
    @acast669 Před rokem +1293

    “I’m a biologist, and this is how I create carrots for my wife”
    *madly plants carrots in the dirt”

    • @ozzy9410
      @ozzy9410 Před rokem +11

      botanist

    • @danitoosick9138
      @danitoosick9138 Před rokem +2

      as a biologist you do something different with your carrot for your wife..

    • @AayushPatel-gc3fw
      @AayushPatel-gc3fw Před rokem +2

      😂😂😂

    • @DarthDre
      @DarthDre Před rokem +1

      I'm assuming he's using his wifes body as fertilizer for the carrots that he's planting above her 👀

    • @acast669
      @acast669 Před rokem

      @@DarthDre ayo???

  • @quilerian9315
    @quilerian9315 Před rokem +2074

    Her reaction is like: "The fk is this ?" 🤨

    • @kevinbender1498
      @kevinbender1498 Před rokem +52

      Or “did you just give me a plant for dessert?

    • @yayay5751
      @yayay5751 Před rokem +33

      Or, "i wanted dessert, not dirt with a growing carrot"

    • @ilovegot7754
      @ilovegot7754 Před rokem +15

      I loved her reaction 🤣

    • @azharcassim2795
      @azharcassim2795 Před rokem +4

      Exactly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ariestoon
      @ariestoon Před rokem +3

      Exactly what im about to say. HAHAHAH..

  • @BhavyeGupta7
    @BhavyeGupta7 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Her Face Was Priceless 😂❤

  • @Icebearded
    @Icebearded Před 11 měsíci +1

    those carrots has some great personalities

  • @iniadalahaku2087
    @iniadalahaku2087 Před rokem +432

    "Honey, I'm starving"
    Him: "Let's grow some carrot first"

  • @lemonyz420
    @lemonyz420 Před rokem +311

    "Hey honey, may I have some slices of carrots?"
    *"Sure sure, they are going to be ready in about half an hour."*

    • @chifully4862
      @chifully4862 Před rokem

      The joke about the time is in every video

    • @gahnamohana1588
      @gahnamohana1588 Před rokem

      Actually this process normally takes 5-10inutes after practice for long enough

    • @samirsaidtop
      @samirsaidtop Před rokem

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  • @assertive415
    @assertive415 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I bet after he stopped recording she was like “wtf is this” 🤣

  • @riawoods7760
    @riawoods7760 Před 10 měsíci +2

    It's definitely nature-like 😂😂❤ nice dessert.

  • @roddasriramana7626
    @roddasriramana7626 Před 11 měsíci +1934

    I really "can't take it anymore" 😂😂😂😂

    • @tapsiyume4266
      @tapsiyume4266 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Tht line lol.. i too felt tht😂

    • @a.r.4462
      @a.r.4462 Před 10 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-ruleno
      @user-ruleno Před 10 měsíci +3

      For me also it's too much for me today😅😅😅

    • @Anelewx3gl
      @Anelewx3gl Před 10 měsíci

      Whats the song

    • @GSS_94
      @GSS_94 Před 10 měsíci

      Felt this one 😁

  • @Crimsusy
    @Crimsusy Před rokem +188

    As someone who has never planted carrots i can confirm, those are some sad looking carrots

    • @carsonross4459
      @carsonross4459 Před rokem +8

      I think that’s pretty average

    • @YamiLunaria
      @YamiLunaria Před rokem +3

      @@carsonross4459 wdym? It's huge

    • @Es-zb8vu
      @Es-zb8vu Před rokem +2

      @@YamiLunaria bro it's gigantic

    • @YamiLunaria
      @YamiLunaria Před rokem +2

      @@Es-zb8vu no I think it's the size of the Andromeda galaxy

    • @the-khujain
      @the-khujain Před rokem

      @@YamiLunaria nah bro it's bigger than his mom. jk

  • @stellaluuk2713
    @stellaluuk2713 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Lol, this guy needs to open a science themed restaurant.

  • @MrPilotStunts
    @MrPilotStunts Před 5 měsíci

    I love how every time he brings her something, she sits there looking at it in pure confusion

  • @datu
    @datu Před 11 měsíci +984

    A classic example of "Never let them know your next move"

    • @LlLeoAraby
      @LlLeoAraby Před 8 měsíci

      171 Likes and no comments??
      Let me fix that

    • @EK...1904
      @EK...1904 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@LlLeoArabyNo.

    • @LlLeoAraby
      @LlLeoAraby Před 6 měsíci

      @@EK...1904 why

  • @brendanmcdonald9900
    @brendanmcdonald9900 Před rokem +3036

    I like how she always looks so confused whenever you bring her something like this lmao

  • @faraarbilli6215
    @faraarbilli6215 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Now i know why my mom tells me not to marry a scientist

  • @gyomei9014
    @gyomei9014 Před 10 měsíci +1

    him: brings dessert to his wife
    wife: */visible confusion

  • @w1nt_er
    @w1nt_er Před rokem +676

    "why is it taking so long? Well, atleast it will taste good right?"
    "Wait what the fu-"

    • @not..A..channel
      @not..A..channel Před rokem +2

      no, that's some serious ill-person's food.

    • @w1nt_er
      @w1nt_er Před rokem +2

      @@not..A..channel its a joke

    • @samirsaidtop
      @samirsaidtop Před rokem

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  • @lhaineursula5146
    @lhaineursula5146 Před rokem +425

    The music really fits in the video I can’t take it anymore !! Lol 😂

  • @phalguni_sarkar
    @phalguni_sarkar Před 5 měsíci +1

    I felt shivers in my spine bcz of that song going left n ryt.. 😂

  • @mazeedaazwer9147
    @mazeedaazwer9147 Před 3 měsíci

    "I am a scientist"
    "what kind of scientist"
    "haha"

  • @Oofed.
    @Oofed. Před rokem +492

    "Can you cook me a vegetable honey"
    "Proceeds to give her a planted small carrot"

  • @m0thman777
    @m0thman777 Před rokem +1934

    The mini potted carrot at the end reminds me of making those dirt pie pudding cup things 🤣

    • @haha
      @haha  Před rokem +294

      Next time I'll add a worm gummy 🐛🤣

    • @Svfenn
      @Svfenn Před rokem +46

      @@haha ultimate idea.

    • @cringe937
      @cringe937 Před rokem

      Ay that carrot is above average. What are you together with an elephant or something?

    • @germanyhasbeeninvaded
      @germanyhasbeeninvaded Před rokem +22

      Wdym mini? It's average😶

    • @food.7086
      @food.7086 Před rokem +7

      Bro wdym that is some big carrots

  • @vin1701
    @vin1701 Před 11 měsíci

    “I am a scientist” and I don’t have time for my wife’s shenanigans.

  • @Hasibaalikhan
    @Hasibaalikhan Před 10 měsíci +1

    His wife: I’m not a vegetarian 💀

  • @chocolatelavacake7962
    @chocolatelavacake7962 Před rokem +117

    “Can I have a dessert”
    *brings dessert*
    “Is this the new house plant?”

  • @Rogsterr
    @Rogsterr Před rokem +233

    “Can you cook me some carrots” “yeah just give me 2 days”

  • @harlene3150
    @harlene3150 Před 10 měsíci

    The way your wife look that small glass in her table Lol I'm dying to laugh 🤣

  • @djflipsoul7432
    @djflipsoul7432 Před 10 měsíci

    This song takes me back to 2020 when we all were Quarantine

  • @3Xotics
    @3Xotics Před rokem +316

    Her:“Honey I want carrots “
    Also her:”wtf honey this isn’t what I asked for”

    • @mohdfaraazyawarbari6486
      @mohdfaraazyawarbari6486 Před rokem +9

      "Honey that's too small i wish it was bigger"

    • @3Xotics
      @3Xotics Před rokem +2

      @@mohdfaraazyawarbari6486 😂

    • @nrreno
      @nrreno Před rokem

      @@mohdfaraazyawarbari6486 "I thought that was average.. 😕"

    • @gustavofring7260
      @gustavofring7260 Před rokem +1

      @@nrreno Wdym average bro? That's ginormous. Women should be happy with the big carrots we're giving em 😤

    • @therez1345
      @therez1345 Před rokem +1

      @@gustavofring7260 my carrot is 17cm is it good?

  • @Hona_
    @Hona_ Před rokem +497

    When you see the container, all you can do is wait for the “oni chan”.

    • @Monkey_Luffy01
      @Monkey_Luffy01 Před rokem +11

      Where's my oni-chan~???
      There isn't

    • @thesaucesupplier3593
      @thesaucesupplier3593 Před rokem +10

      @@Monkey_Luffy01 it got covered by the beat of the song i heard the oni but chan got covered under the song.

    • @thegreatnacho5822
      @thegreatnacho5822 Před rokem +4

      @@Monkey_Luffy01 there is listen closely

    • @Monkey_Luffy01
      @Monkey_Luffy01 Před rokem +1

      @@thegreatnacho5822 oh, yeah.
      I hear it now.

    • @Pretzles
      @Pretzles Před rokem

      @Sans. yass

  • @prathuldsouza830
    @prathuldsouza830 Před 10 měsíci +1

    My ears enjoyed the effect 🥲

  • @ritaconklin9664
    @ritaconklin9664 Před 10 měsíci +2

    This just took me yo a totally new dimensional level!!🔆

  • @HenWithATie
    @HenWithATie Před 11 měsíci +715

    My left and right ear enjoyed this periodically

  • @aestheticallyqt
    @aestheticallyqt Před rokem +26

    i love his centrifuge that says ~onichan~ everytime he turns it on😭❤️

  • @the_lilcat
    @the_lilcat Před 6 měsíci

    waitt with headphones the audio is literally AMAZING

  • @gyul6380
    @gyul6380 Před 10 měsíci

    "Here's your desert"
    "Honey, It's been 3 weeks..."

  • @kavithams5969
    @kavithams5969 Před rokem +380

    “Honey can I have some dessert?”
    “Sure, here is a plant instead” :p

  • @kristineangeldotado6224
    @kristineangeldotado6224 Před rokem +120

    The wife looked at the dessert like "Is this edible?!?!"
    😂😂😂

    • @lt5336
      @lt5336 Před rokem +1

      It looks like a plant pot to me 🤣🤣

  • @PumpkinEater6699
    @PumpkinEater6699 Před 10 měsíci

    Those carrots have a good personality 😌

  • @Fude33
    @Fude33 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Only headphone users know: the music is ✨Majestically 3D✨

  • @MWhotmic
    @MWhotmic Před rokem +86

    “This is how i cook carrots for my wife” *proceeds to make a desert*

  • @ebrahimmahmoudi1068
    @ebrahimmahmoudi1068 Před rokem +49

    Next
    I am a scientist and this is how I breathe;
    "Centrifuges AIR".

  • @ReadyForSure
    @ReadyForSure Před 11 měsíci

    The song sounds so good!!

  • @NafisAhmed-in3cv
    @NafisAhmed-in3cv Před dnem

    Him : I am a scientist and this is how I make carrots for my wife.
    His wife : I am a lawyer and this is how you get a divorce.

  • @stupidgenius42
    @stupidgenius42 Před rokem +57

    Wife: “Could you make me some carrots please”
    Him: *Gives her flower pot with growing carrot*

  • @birudejour
    @birudejour Před 10 měsíci

    This is the first time I've ever seen a centrifuge be used for cooking. Cool!

  • @thankmelater2322
    @thankmelater2322 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Now that's what I call a good size carrot 😂

  • @daisy3444
    @daisy3444 Před rokem +257

    This song came through my ear buds… I was not expecting this!! CHILLS!!!

  • @mortusmetallium
    @mortusmetallium Před rokem +24

    “onii-chan!”
    10 minutes of constant spinning

  • @nimk1718
    @nimk1718 Před 10 měsíci

    You are not just a scientist but also an artist

  • @HighMojo
    @HighMojo Před 11 měsíci

    Never knew that my kitchen is missing a centrifuge.

  • @birenpatra4670
    @birenpatra4670 Před rokem +268

    Centrifugation is so permanent in his videos🌝
    Right Oni Chan!!!

  • @zainoabdullah5176
    @zainoabdullah5176 Před rokem +87

    “Honey can you bring me some dessert”
    Literally gives her sand

  • @jar9153
    @jar9153 Před 10 měsíci

    "Just put the plant on the table"
    Wife: "proceeds to water it"

  • @huntergaming1337
    @huntergaming1337 Před 7 měsíci

    i didnt know plants could comit cannabalism but i'm here for it

  • @cosmicbeing348
    @cosmicbeing348 Před rokem +2912

    Him: I am a scientist.
    Me: what’s your profession in science?
    Him: Home cook.
    Ty all for the likes🫶🏻

    • @messymatch6952
      @messymatch6952 Před rokem +28

      Home science 😅

    • @sitdown_iq
      @sitdown_iq Před rokem +4

      @@messymatch6952
      I wish that was an actual profession

    • @cosmicbeing348
      @cosmicbeing348 Před rokem +1

      @@messymatch6952 😂😂

    • @messymatch6952
      @messymatch6952 Před rokem +2

      @@sitdown_iq actually It is a real school subject here.In that subject you can learn stuff like cooking and sawing.😁

    • @cosmicbeing348
      @cosmicbeing348 Před rokem +3

      @@sitdown_iq in our country there’s this Home science subject which you can study as a profession in college😂

  • @livingcancer5772
    @livingcancer5772 Před rokem +76

    The "oniichan~!" kills me every time

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou Před 10 měsíci

    Dude must absolutely love that damn song

  • @izzinator5124
    @izzinator5124 Před 10 měsíci

    Dude the music on this is something that should be heard with headphones

  • @grantteodosio6874
    @grantteodosio6874 Před rokem +25

    "Honey, can you get me a carrot?"
    *brings potted plant*

  • @FishinGeezer46
    @FishinGeezer46 Před rokem +76

    "Daddy, can i have some carrots?"
    Him: "No, we have carrots at home"
    The carrots at home:

  • @malikakacangkedelai6052
    @malikakacangkedelai6052 Před 10 měsíci

    the way she inspect it like "what the fuck is it this time?"

  • @architpagare7e344
    @architpagare7e344 Před 11 měsíci

    It gave me goosebumps when rhe music was playing in one ear

  • @shaminrahman5942
    @shaminrahman5942 Před rokem +67

    The "onii-chan" gets me every time

    • @FractalParadox
      @FractalParadox Před rokem

      I was the 69th like. also the onii chan gets me too.

  • @animesenpai135
    @animesenpai135 Před rokem +27

    The look on his wife when she saw it was like *"What the fuck is this-"*

  • @unknown-ht7fq
    @unknown-ht7fq Před 5 dny

    My asian mom literally said this when he put the carrots inside the blender "There still dirt there! Oh how nice the taste is, he eat them with dirt. It's not clean enough. He really is a scientist--" and kept on blabbering 😭

  • @DEVNLY
    @DEVNLY Před 10 měsíci

    Worlds Most Accurate Scientist😂😂😂😍🤣🤣

  • @haydenbritt1237
    @haydenbritt1237 Před rokem +81

    Her reaction was like “what the heck” 😂