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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • The final episode of The Acolyte is here. What is the purpose of the twins? Who will survive? What does this mean for Star Wars and Disney Lucasfilm? Does anyone even care? Join me for my review.
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  • @Scottdg93
    @Scottdg93 Před měsícem +13616

    Turns out the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise was him being put into the Acolyte.

    • @leomulholland3
      @leomulholland3 Před měsícem +224

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 Před měsícem +380

      Is it possible to learn this power?
      "Not from a Jedi..."
      Thank God! For a second I was actually considering joining you! Jedi it is!

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 Před měsícem +159

      For the last time, this show never happened!

    • @ipostthings4996
      @ipostthings4996 Před měsícem +37

      Best comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholasmurray7505
      @nicholasmurray7505 Před měsícem

      They destroyed the EU and the entire Plagueis Novel which is my favorite book of all time to put him in this piece of shit. FUCK OFF. For what so now he can no longer be the wise and powerful sith he was originally but now instead got his idea to create life from witches and threads great love to see it.

  • @StriderAnarchy99
    @StriderAnarchy99 Před měsícem +3615

    Don’t smile because it’s over, cry because it happened.

  • @hydraulichydra8363
    @hydraulichydra8363 Před měsícem +313

    The furry's betrayal made the least sense. He literally risked his life to stop her in the previous episode and had absolutely no reason to switch sides.

    • @Yoppy..
      @Yoppy.. Před měsícem +19

      they got their episode count slashed so they had to tie up all loose ends, no matter how poorly, due to the ending episode.

    • @goldenhaze6880
      @goldenhaze6880 Před měsícem +2

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 Před měsícem

      It realized, as a Furry, that it could get some discount Twin Puss.
      Isn't that why anyone works with Amanblah?

    • @Duomaxwell02M
      @Duomaxwell02M Před měsícem +3

      @hydraulichydra8363 Any way he's related to General Hux?

    • @williamflowers9435
      @williamflowers9435 Před měsícem

      The best explanation I can come up with is Bazil was trying to prevent Sol from shooting Mae down

  • @Mr._Anderpson
    @Mr._Anderpson Před měsícem +506

    Seeing the lightsaber change colors like a fucking mood ring makes me happy I didn't waste a minute watching this show.

    • @user-ot3rn8pu7t
      @user-ot3rn8pu7t Před měsícem +57

      I was laughing so hard when I saw that. It's great how technology just does whatever you want it to, and then never does it again.

    • @BotFisherman
      @BotFisherman Před měsícem +34

      The fuck does Mace Windu's saber mean in this context then lmao

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson Před měsícem +42

      @@BotFisherman Reach in that bag & hand me my lightsaber.
      Which one is yours?
      Its the one that says 'Bad Mutha Fucka".

    • @ericgoen6154
      @ericgoen6154 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@BotFisherman😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got dam point there..

    • @r1sing_prod1gy84
      @r1sing_prod1gy84 Před měsícem +45

      Which is dumb because with that logic, anakins lightsaber would’ve changed colour
      A. When he killed the Tuskan Raiders
      B. When he attacked the Jedi temple
      C. When he fought obi-wan on mustafar
      Yet, somehow, it remained blue through all of that. Hmmm.

  • @mikewaterfield3599
    @mikewaterfield3599 Před měsícem +16250

    The stupidity of one, the arrogance of two, the hubris of Disney!

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 Před měsícem +12538

    A moment of silence for all the brain cells we lost from watching this show

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 Před měsícem

      If you watched this show without the excuse of it being your job you clearly didn't have many brain cells at play in the first place.

    • @GSal6
      @GSal6 Před měsícem +752

      People actually watched that garbage?

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem +11

      Part II
      czcams.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/video.html

    • @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234
      @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234 Před měsícem +267

      Not many if you chose to watch this in the first place.

    • @MOH_AL_K
      @MOH_AL_K Před měsícem

      @@chemoboy-dannypheleps9234exactly 💯

  • @MarioB87
    @MarioB87 Před měsícem +121

    Squid game guy in my opinion, delivered the best acting out of the whole cast. And he had to learn English to play the role😂

  • @What_do_I_Think
    @What_do_I_Think Před měsícem +163

    The point of this show was to destroy Good and uplift evil.
    The opposite what Star Wars was.

  • @TheLeadElite
    @TheLeadElite Před měsícem +6599

    Millions of dollars down the drain all to satisfy the ego of a rich man’s daughter who wanted her own propaganda fanfiction flick.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 Před měsícem +544

      as well as a Lesbian version Harvey Weinstein

    • @martindenham2207
      @martindenham2207 Před měsícem +136

      I haven't watched the show but what you said is the impression I got from the criticism of it.

    • @SunnyLovetts
      @SunnyLovetts Před měsícem +50

      Accurate.

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 Před měsícem +130

      Almost like LeBron telling his son he can play at a level he clearly can't. Bronny & Leslie Blockhead need to go back to school or some minor league places, because they aren't ready for the pros, no matter HOW rich their daddies are!!

    • @Will21st
      @Will21st Před měsícem

      excuse me LH is the member of an oppressed minority, don't you know....

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 Před měsícem +2705

    Asian Ezra Miller went from discount to premium. _That’s_ character growth.

    • @GiftSolomonTDI
      @GiftSolomonTDI Před měsícem +35

      Damn! Beat me to it. 😂😂😂☠️

    • @MajinLordVegeta
      @MajinLordVegeta Před měsícem +209

      Crazy thing is, if this show was about him, it might have actually been better, maybe not good, but better than this shit.

    • @csmith4892
      @csmith4892 Před měsícem +61

      @@MajinLordVegeta he was good in the good place, best part of that too tbh

    • @NazarusGG
      @NazarusGG Před měsícem +29

      the only character growth in this series

    • @danielbroome5690
      @danielbroome5690 Před měsícem +92

      Smilo Ren was legitimately a better character than Kylo Ren

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck Před měsícem +66

    Palpy: "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Star Wars the Entertaining?"
    Ani: "No."
    Palpy: "I thought not. It's not a story that Disney would tell you."

  • @westfield90
    @westfield90 Před měsícem +41

    It’s so hard to believe people actually wrote this script, got paid and they actually filmed it.

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 Před měsícem +4

      Actually, I'm not entirely convinced people did write it; the whole thing feels like something vomited up by some mindless AI trained on literary tropes with literally no idea what it's saying, let alone how those tropes must be restricted by things like physics or causality, particularly the stuff like stone buildings burning down, people travelling half-way across the galaxy and back as casually as if they were just walking into an adjoining room, and literally motiveless grand betrayals.

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides Před 4 dny +2

      @@tommcewan7936
      It's true. I asked Microsoft Copilot to "create a woke film script in the style of Star Wars" and it printed out stuff that's indistinguishable from Disney Star Wars. Everyone should try. We can laugh at the results here. My favourite part of the script I got out of Copilot was:
      "Ayla and her team return to the Galactic Alliance, where they are honored for their bravery. The film ends with a hopeful message about the power of diversity and unity in overcoming challenges." I also liked: "Ayla confronts Darth Vex, emphasizing the importance of unity and understanding."

  • @andrewhaywood531
    @andrewhaywood531 Před měsícem +3815

    Both Maye and Osha are flippant, gullible traitors who switch sides based on their own selfish needs. The most unlikeable "protagonists" ever.

    • @LOCATION_REDACTED
      @LOCATION_REDACTED Před měsícem +263

      Strong women, every decision they make is right.

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine Před měsícem +110

      @@LOCATION_REDACTED Right.... for themselves. 🙂

    • @Captain0Newman
      @Captain0Newman Před měsícem +121

      Sounds about like every woman Ive ever known hahahaha. Points for realism, Leslie

    • @Shooopdawooooop
      @Shooopdawooooop Před měsícem +135

      Not to mention the actor in laying their characters doesn’t have a single ounce of talent to differentiate between the two. God she was dreadful I found myself laughing at her tears and rolling my eyes when she does/says anything serious. Talentless doesn’t begin to describe It.

    • @FrancSchiphorst
      @FrancSchiphorst Před měsícem +19

      Xtagonists?

  • @BD-iu1wh
    @BD-iu1wh Před měsícem +2048

    “What was the point?” C’mon Drinker, there were 3:
    - ruin Jedi. ✅
    - ruin Anakin. ✅
    - launder $$$. ✅

    • @fitz3691
      @fitz3691 Před měsícem +111

      I think you missed some…make the force female/gay…use they/them pronouns and force dei instead of good story telling/acting

    • @graphixkillzzz
      @graphixkillzzz Před měsícem +17

      huh... in that case, it's a success 🤔🤷‍♂️🤣👉

    • @M53614
      @M53614 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@fitz3691 lmao what. None of that is accurate. How has the force been made gay?

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz Před měsícem +18

      I also no longer like diversity in real life. Thanks Disney!

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 Před měsícem +23

      Mostly launder. Because the first two are already done years before.

  • @allenchance3200
    @allenchance3200 Před měsícem +25

    "Whomever had a hand in writing this show should not be allowed within a nautical mile of a writer's room for the rest of their natural life." That's BIG facts right there!

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides Před 4 dny +1

      Microsoft Copilot will never work in Hollywood again!

  • @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500
    @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500 Před měsícem +25

    Why is Plagueis peeking out the cave like a shy anime girl? 😭

    • @theepicdude0002
      @theepicdude0002 Před měsícem +3

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Peeping Tom

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Před měsícem +8964

    I don’t even go watch Star Wars products anymore I just watch CZcams videos on it.

  • @magnaesca165
    @magnaesca165 Před měsícem +609

    when you re a good guy, your lightsaber turns blue, when you re evil it turns red, when you re hungry, it turns yellow, when you re constipated it turns purple

    • @GuiltlessGear
      @GuiltlessGear Před měsícem +95

      damn, mace had it real bad huh

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade Před měsícem +51

      So that's why Samuel L Jackson was walking funny all the time in those movies.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 Před měsícem +9

      If You just wan to go Home it turns Yellow, too.

    • @MrJackWorse
      @MrJackWorse Před měsícem +4

      hey mine is brown. what does that mean?

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean Před měsícem +18

      that's why Padme said there was still good in Anakin. because his lightsaber didn't turn red. oh wait no that's stupid.

  • @Ryushaori
    @Ryushaori Před měsícem +33

    It's fascinating how people say that prequels graphics didn't age well and 24 years later Coruscant (and everything) looks worse in a multimilion dollar TV show...

  • @ZWWWzww
    @ZWWWzww Před měsícem +33

    The local cable company has now dropped “The Acolyte” from its Disney+ advertising including only “Shogun” & “The Bear” as “now streaming!”

    • @bernardr7182
      @bernardr7182 Před 27 dny

      Shogun is an absolute disgrace. I literally threw my remote at episode 7 and stopped I couldn't take it anymore.

    • @tytrull8818
      @tytrull8818 Před 11 dny

      @@bernardr7182 did you read the books? 🤔

    • @bernardr7182
      @bernardr7182 Před 11 dny +1

      @@tytrull8818 Yes. I've read Shogun like 6 times. It's my favorite book of all time.

    • @tytrull8818
      @tytrull8818 Před 11 dny

      @@bernardr7182 I felt like it was faithful to the concept of what the book storyline was, within reason.

  • @HeathenSWolf
    @HeathenSWolf Před měsícem +1928

    I'm so sorry for the Squid Games guy. He didn't deserve starring in it.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic Před měsícem +322

      Indeed, he put in the effort to learn a new language, and seems to be a decent actor compared to the lumps of wood he was alongside.

    • @fruitloops2058
      @fruitloops2058 Před měsícem +50

      I knew I recognised his face... he was great in Squid Game too... (Hope S2 is good.)

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 Před měsícem +153

      Lee Jung-jae is a good actor. He was the only decent actor in this stupid show.

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen Před měsícem +130

      I feel so bad for him, imagine learning a whole language just to have his first experience with the language being a giant dumpster fire like the Acolyte

    • @segalliongaming8925
      @segalliongaming8925 Před měsícem +33

      @@nasis18 Exactly. I'm sure Lee Jung-jae's international career isn't over just yet, as the professional reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes are still very positive on this series.

  • @kingDowahs
    @kingDowahs Před měsícem +1589

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
    Anakin: What that Homeless Guy who lived in a cave?

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 Před měsícem +130

      who apparently is like smeagle because he just awkwardly leans against rocks, touching them as he peers at people.
      i thought he was supposed to a powerful intelligent being. they have him acting like a cave troll.

    • @Dansgretski
      @Dansgretski Před měsícem +70

      @@ge2719 you just about said it, Plagueis would be intelligent and it would take an intelligent writer to do it properly, so they chose Smeagol

    • @streamsofarrogance4167
      @streamsofarrogance4167 Před měsícem +2

      😂

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 Před měsícem +5

      hey Gollum the Amazon sound stage is over there!

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Před měsícem +4

      He could even influence the a TV show to create...
      ...'memberberries.

  • @LurgsHowToGuides
    @LurgsHowToGuides Před měsícem +7

    I was lucky enough to be a kid when the original Star Wars movies came out, no Internet, just went to the Cinema and was blown away. This seems a million miles away from those days!

  • @PrometheanKitchen96
    @PrometheanKitchen96 Před měsícem +14

    I'm glad I just decided to watch your reviews for it instead of actually having to suffer through it

  • @ereini0n
    @ereini0n Před měsícem +5074

    Maybe the real Acolyte is the braincells we lost along the way

    • @elliottthurlow954
      @elliottthurlow954 Před měsícem

      It was the BIGotry that we made that lost our brain cells along this is the way

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 Před měsícem +62

      ​@@TullyFCircusWhat does it even mean?

    • @theomnidegenerate5236
      @theomnidegenerate5236 Před měsícem

      @@TullyFCircus 😂 because no one could ever dislike a piece of media without being (insert bad name here)
      God, you people have the logic of a literal child. pathetic

    • @Re-PhantomZero
      @Re-PhantomZero Před měsícem +31

      Lol i left the same comment 😂.
      We are all dumber after this show even those who didn't watch it.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei Před měsícem +32

      ​@@vespenegas261Apparently someone still thinks that term is anywhere near as damaging socially as "Disney Show Writer" skip interacting with grass let's start with them getting sunlight and fresh air...

  • @spleenm
    @spleenm Před měsícem +636

    Darth Plagueis became The Wise by briefly observing the shiteshowe and wisely staying in the shadows.

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material Před měsícem +49

      he was taking notes from the shadows on what not to do lol

    • @DREADEYE_KNIGHT
      @DREADEYE_KNIGHT Před měsícem +1

      How exactly do we know that was plaguies?

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX Před měsícem +5

      ​@@DREADEYE_KNIGHTbecause of lysley headland saying if she could make a second season it would have plaqueis and palpatine. Also disney does dumb shit like this all the time so it wouldn't be surprising.

  • @youngupgradebodybuilding6445
    @youngupgradebodybuilding6445 Před měsícem +13

    moment of silence for Darth Plagueis's aura being absolutely obliterated by him being put into this show

  • @defiction0001
    @defiction0001 Před měsícem +10

    This is the only Star Wars installment where you somehow can just choke a Jedi Knight

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory Před měsícem +2628

    Thank the maker it's finally over

    • @sunmaw108
      @sunmaw108 Před měsícem +46

      Hi Theory

    • @TrashCanBananas
      @TrashCanBananas Před měsícem +90

      I need to re-watch the prequels to cleanse my palate

    • @Guldrimand
      @Guldrimand Před měsícem +37

      100% they force a second season

    • @Technotroni
      @Technotroni Před měsícem +24

      I pretend its a fan made series, and thats it.

    • @markgeorge2200
      @markgeorge2200 Před měsícem +5

      You gotta do a video on how this messed up star wars lore even more!

  • @josephmoore5949
    @josephmoore5949 Před měsícem +953

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Anakin: What happened to him?
    Palpatine: He appeared in the Acolyte

  • @mrben6573
    @mrben6573 Před měsícem +6

    I think this show is coming from a specific socio-philosophical point of view. When a cop tells a guy "Stop reaching for your pants" fifteen times, and then shoots the guy when he reaches for his pants, there's a certain segment of the population that view the cop as the villain of the story. This show was written by people that think if a lesbian space witch turns into smoke monster and starts vaporizing her daughter, and is then killed, that this killing is a completely unjustifiable action. Except normal people look at this sequence of events and go "Yep, I would have put her down as well." The writers of this show fundamentally don't understand the nature of perceived threats and their logical consequences.

  • @andyheydt
    @andyheydt Před 9 dny +6

    Is anyone here after finding out that The Acolyte has been officially canceled?

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Před 8 dny +1

      Me lmao. Good, because it was fucking terrible 😂

  • @chocolaterain5097
    @chocolaterain5097 Před měsícem +1310

    Jeremy Jahns said it best. Disney buying Star Wars is like the Joker in the museum in the Keaton Batman. You've got this beautiful gallery full of lore and you just have your sticky paint covered hands of insanity all over the place.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Před měsícem +26

      It's like putting a fox in the chicken coop.

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 Před měsícem +29

      I'm honestly surprised by how much damage they managed to do in just the final episode alone.
      Like after the first seven I thought my expectations were rock bottom but they bought a drill and took me on a trip to the center of the earth with this one....

    • @some_random_guy_mk2
      @some_random_guy_mk2 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Lonovavir while the foxhound is asleep apparently... 😮‍💨

    • @BearPawSwipe
      @BearPawSwipe Před měsícem +5

      That song slaps so hard though!

    • @PotatoePC
      @PotatoePC Před měsícem +1

      Nice analogy. I get this one!!!

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 Před měsícem +1272

    "A woman throwing other people under the bus to avoid accountability for her shocking personal failures. Write what you know, eh Hedley?"
    🤣

    • @Omega_Mark
      @Omega_Mark Před měsícem +29

      ...and to get promoted.

    • @TheDivotking1
      @TheDivotking1 Před měsícem +5

      You must be a fellow Canadian eh?

    • @alejandroalday7938
      @alejandroalday7938 Před měsícem +4

      Sounds like the Secret Service 😂

    • @N1ght_walk
      @N1ght_walk Před měsícem

      Oh, I get it. Critical Drinker is making a baseless accusation about Leslye Headland. He’s telling us how he feels about her politically. Hahahahaha

    • @AdenoidHynkelThe2nd
      @AdenoidHynkelThe2nd Před měsícem +46

      @@N1ght_walk "Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant is a good girl, she did nothing wrong" sure, ok

  • @AbsurdistAsian
    @AbsurdistAsian Před měsícem +9

    0:56 Star Wars now has Steven Seagal quality of writing; introduces something out of the blue, and abandons it. As Space Ice puts it: "And it is never mentioned again!"

  • @joshh4402
    @joshh4402 Před měsícem +3

    Thanks for enduring this show so others don't have to. You're an unsung hero.

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile Před měsícem +1049

    Her lightsaber turning red while activated is so stupid. So, at that moment, she "bled" her kyber crystal by using anger and the dark side which turned it from blue to red.
    If that's how it works, then why did Anakin's lightsaber stay blue the entire time he was fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar? I'd say he was even angrier and in much more despair, so much so that he lost control and choked the one thing he loved the most and tried to save and tried to kill his mentor and father figure immediately after.
    This is another reason that Disney's bleeding the crystal BS is stupid and I dislike it so much.

    • @rachalc3092
      @rachalc3092 Před měsícem

      They have no idea how anything in star wars works. They just keep making up crap. I'm glad this travesty has brought us all back together as a fandom though.

    • @zzzzzzzzzz_me
      @zzzzzzzzzz_me Před měsícem +36

      Pretty sure that's some Filoni BS though

    • @frizen9328
      @frizen9328 Před měsícem +8

      Probably because the crystal was exposed. That's all I got.

    • @takuid
      @takuid Před měsícem

      @@zzzzzzzzzz_me Filoni Star Wars is not real Star Wars. Helicopter lightsabers, force teleportation and invisibility, "bleeding" crystals that choose the wizard, I mean the Jedi, time travel in Star Wars and many other travesties are all from the mind of that hack.

    • @kraptastic333
      @kraptastic333 Před měsícem +33

      I made a much less articulate comment regarding this, thanks for using the lore accurate words and citing an event like Anakin on Mustafar. Totally grossed me out seeing that reach. That was the best way to visualize internal struggle? Looking through the whole IP we find loads of lessons of how to demonstrate a character's inner conflicts. Sad

  • @jimberjamber8540
    @jimberjamber8540 Před měsícem +442

    Osha: Kills one Jedi and her lightsaber turns red
    Anakin: Slaughters an entire temple of Jedi and his lightsaber is still blue
    Checks out.

    • @magnaesca165
      @magnaesca165 Před měsícem +33

      it s because his heart was in the right place while he did those things

    • @mizorenight3851
      @mizorenight3851 Před měsícem +47

      maybe younglings don't count

    • @dxdxdxdxdxd7125
      @dxdxdxdxdxd7125 Před měsícem +35

      kids count as 1/10 of a Jedi

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 Před měsícem +28

      Yeah... 'bleeding crystals' weren't canon back then.

    • @Vykerocha
      @Vykerocha Před měsícem +9

      ​@@dxdxdxdxdxd7125he killed about 100 of these. so, 10 jedis?

  • @Durzo1259
    @Durzo1259 Před měsícem +6

    I went into this saying "screw any reviews, I'll decide for myself, enjoy the good, ignore the bad."
    I came out of the season end with nothing but a feeling of utter mediocrity at best.

  • @tranminhnhat7645
    @tranminhnhat7645 Před měsícem +4

    Star Wars fan base: Triggered and angered.
    The Acolyte production team: We have massive social media coverage!

  • @TheGreatPooyah
    @TheGreatPooyah Před měsícem +1951

    To prevent brain damage, I just watch the Drinker review instead of watching the show

    • @fred6907
      @fred6907 Před měsícem +21

      My brain could only handle 2 episodes. Was more entertaining watching the reviews instead after that.

    • @MsSwthrt102
      @MsSwthrt102 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@fred6907same, Heaven knows the recovery needed 😂

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 Před měsícem +5

      But secondary brain damage is almost just as worse

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@toolegittoquit_001Seriously how can I feel like I just woke up from being black out drunk and I wasn't even directly exposed.

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 Před měsícem

      more ambitious to watch the attack of the killer tomatoes on an oll vhs

  • @The_Brickster
    @The_Brickster Před měsícem +1385

    “Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Gollum the Creeper? I thought not, it’s not a story they would’ve taught you at Hogwarts.”
    - Sauron talking to Galadriel

    • @Saufs0ldat
      @Saufs0ldat Před měsícem +131

      That's my favorite Star Trek quote.

    • @killercodgaming
      @killercodgaming Před měsícem +41

      @@Saufs0ldat So say we all - Dr Who

    • @streetridersss8360
      @streetridersss8360 Před měsícem +24

      Feel the helmet of Voldemort, Osha! "Gandalf the gray"

    • @JoshuaHeald
      @JoshuaHeald Před měsícem +11

      Now *that* is the story even J.R.R. Tolkien could not tell!

    • @andrewlowden322
      @andrewlowden322 Před měsícem +22

      "Do you know why Darth Gollum sinks and Pennywise floats...?"

  • @schinkrio5575
    @schinkrio5575 Před měsícem +6

    Kind of ironic: Disney is the biggest promoter of the Expanded Universe by now, and it isn't even intentional - it's just that everything they make pales in comparison to what came before them.

  • @Mark-qt8fs
    @Mark-qt8fs Před 8 dny +5

    Watching this after it got cancelled.

  • @HungryHaskins54
    @HungryHaskins54 Před měsícem +934

    They really made the two black fatherless female children turn to the dark side, nice message.

    • @Stefan-he8cf
      @Stefan-he8cf Před měsícem +91

      Well, at least some sense of reality in a big cluster fuxx.

    • @kenjohnston1257
      @kenjohnston1257 Před měsícem +64

      The real message is shame on the patriarchy for forcing black fatherless female children into unspeakable vices

    • @danicorvin
      @danicorvin Před měsícem +66

      It ain't really dark anymore. It's fluid now. Like Disney genders.

    • @TheStDaniels
      @TheStDaniels Před měsícem

      Dont forget about lesbian space witches cult with no idea, how to handle fire hazzards

    • @cityboychad
      @cityboychad Před měsícem +4

      @@HungryHaskins54 😅

  • @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102
    @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102 Před měsícem +833

    They really killed Sol, possibly the best performance in this total disaster of a show, AND they blame him for EVERYTHING. Man, fuck this show.

    • @aleksander8497
      @aleksander8497 Před měsícem +167

      The only semi-interesting character. Condemned for being male.

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 Před měsícem +78

      I was mad enough to SPIT. I wasted hours of my life for this utter betrayal of the only decent character on this show. The twins are ... I have NO words for these 2 characters that switch motivations and characters at the drop of a hat. No, I'm wrong. They HAVE no characters.

    • @DramaticPizza
      @DramaticPizza Před měsícem

      you seriously believe he was the best pfffffff they were all dogshit xD

    • @fullinventoryproductions
      @fullinventoryproductions Před měsícem +6

      @@aleksander8497 I don't think he was condemned for being male, I personally think the show would be a lot better if Sol apologized for his mistakes and Osha still killed him. That would make a more interesting story, that Osha was so angry that she couldn't accept forgiveness. Idk tho.

    • @CrowRobo-Z
      @CrowRobo-Z Před měsícem +5

      But it was hinted that he was a PDF file so they gave that as an excuse to kill him off.

  • @robharper2078
    @robharper2078 Před měsícem +8

    Season two will be in production soon. The MESSAGE needs to continue to be heard!

  • @senaheartsong8066
    @senaheartsong8066 Před měsícem +2

    I love that you said "Intellectually exhausting" because that's exactly it. I find the entire thing exhausting. Even when I was trying to watch it in the beginning, I'd end up exhausted and irritated. Eventually, in the middle of episode 6 I simply turned it off and literally went to clean off my deck. THAT was more entertaining.

  • @ignaciomoreno9655
    @ignaciomoreno9655 Před měsícem +820

    09:35:
    I can explain it:
    LH: I have an idea for Star Wars.
    KK: Ok, tell me.
    LH: Jedis bad, Sith good, man useless, woman the best evar.
    KK: Take this 180 millions.

    • @joshuasoobra2562
      @joshuasoobra2562 Před měsícem

      Put a chic in it and make her gay!

    • @ThePsychoAnon
      @ThePsychoAnon Před měsícem +19

      Per episode 😂😂😂

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Před měsícem +9

      I'm happy I saw the first three Star Warseses, then called it a day.

    • @romandaniels2415
      @romandaniels2415 Před měsícem +15

      LH: Thanks! I’ll pocket about half of it, and use the rest for the show!

    • @funnybunnyh8303
      @funnybunnyh8303 Před měsícem +15

      Responsible authorities should investigate the entire production team, this has to be some kind of money-laundering scheme.

  • @Katetengen
    @Katetengen Před měsícem +401

    I honestly feel bad for Lee, as he was apparently a Star Wars fan as well. Even though English isn’t his first language he manages to be one of the best actors in the show, despite the awful script. I hope this project doesn’t ruin any future opportunities for him.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 Před měsícem +26

      nah it wont hopefully plus he always far more on his game when he is acting in Koran movies and show than Hollywood abominations like acolyte

    • @richardphilpott1013
      @richardphilpott1013 Před měsícem +44

      I pray he distances himself from this as much as possible and goes on to bigger and better things. Like, the Acolyte doesn't even get a mention on his CV. Lee just dusts himself off and carries on with life like nothing happened.

    • @roudkaross
      @roudkaross Před měsícem +30

      good for him his character got deleted, no chance he has to come back for season 2 and can cut his losses.

    • @anthonycurby4606
      @anthonycurby4606 Před měsícem +5

      It would only take season 2 of squid game and theyd all be back in board.

    • @hex11144
      @hex11144 Před měsícem +23

      Lee Jungjae is already very well established in Korea. He has no shortage of roles or money and he probably just did this for fun and/or to try and break into the western market. Either way he will be fine lol

  • @user-yp7xb8bx6z
    @user-yp7xb8bx6z Před měsícem +3

    Can’t wait for season 2. Not because I wanna watch it, but because I wanna watch drinker’s review of each episode. Thank you for your job, good sir!

  • @drunkkeymaster
    @drunkkeymaster Před 26 dny +1

    I never thought it'd be possible for a star wars product to be worse than the christmas special. Disney sure did do the impossible

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 Před měsícem +496

    So he wasn’t able to say “your mother turned into a black smoke and I fought back in self defence”?

    • @Tancred73
      @Tancred73 Před měsícem +111

      To be fair, those are some tricky English words to pronounce..

    • @coolcat23
      @coolcat23 Před měsícem +40

      I wonder whether she confronted him by saying "Well, my mother told you she would have let me go, didn't she?", to which he replied "How do you know?" and she said "Well, that episode already aired, didn't it? I watched it, duh!".

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed Před měsícem +3

      @@Tancred73 I guess they didn't understand him lol

    • @peugas13
      @peugas13 Před měsícem +73

      ​@@Tancred73His English was getting progressively worse, it was so noticeable in this last episode. I wonder if he stopped giving a shit considering the garbage he ended up in 😂

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 Před měsícem +24

      "yower moddah turund inahtuuuur a crowd ofuh brackuh smok anduh iu stabahur in der chess" - sor

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 Před měsícem +627

    I think the most interesting part of this was watching the number of people defending the show gradually go down with each episode.

    • @kbahrami346
      @kbahrami346 Před měsícem +57

      Yet there are still a number of folks defending it and it seems to focus on the people like us that don't like it all being "sexist". I know I am not sexist. I just am frustrated by the poor storytelling and bad cinematic characteristics. It is like arguing against a wall so I just don't bother. I am quietly going to move on. Healthiest thing one can do.
      To the "Drinker": thank you for giving us insightful yet very entertaining reviews. That was the "best" part of watching "The Acolyte": looking forward to your reviews!

    • @devanov3103
      @devanov3103 Před měsícem +14

      @@kbahrami346 I feel the same about game of thrones: "How dare you imply that I am not smart by stating the fact that the writing of seasons 6, 7 an 8, which I enjoyed so much, was frustratingly bad ?!"

    • @chriskni2821
      @chriskni2821 Před měsícem +22

      People defended this show???

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 Před měsícem +1

      @@chriskni2821 Thought the same. 😂

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 Před měsícem

      @@kbahrami346 If you need a new Sci-Fi story/IP to be proud of and fascinated by, try "The Expanse".
      Best-s**t-ever in my book.

  • @Shad0wShin0bi-00
    @Shad0wShin0bi-00 Před měsícem +11

    Another horrible part about this is that no matter what happens if this show somehow continues it all has to end up with the Jedi seemingly eliminating the Sith to the point of believing that they are gone all the way up to the events of Phantom Menace. AKA, None of this even matters because we know the real future that actually matters. This is just extra spice at best, and it's the dumbest, most atrocious shit around.

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault Před měsícem +303

    I can explain for the morally confusing character like this:
    They wanted them to be “morally gray,” but have no idea how to write such a character outside of making them do bad thing, then good thing.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 Před měsícem +18

      So many examples of great anti-heroes that they could have taken inspiration from, and yet they still totally fucked it up.

    • @markdevlin150
      @markdevlin150 Před měsícem +3

      I don't think anyone knows that morally gray is.

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 Před měsícem

      ​@@markdevlin150you realize grey/gray are same thing right? You also realize ALL words are made up? Spelled, pronounced, and used completely differently by region, race, creed, etc etc etc. So if you understand whats said WHY would it matter how its written? It doesnt, humans are just fools who fall 4 societies lies. Instead of realizing they are on a rock going 64k mph

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 Před měsícem

      @@markdevlin150 It means you serve yourself and fuck anyone else. Youll rescue a village and then exploit the tenants for protection money until something more lucrative comes up and then you'll leave without a word. You'll take mercenary work for an evil Baron to stamp out a rebellion and then once your contact is complete you'll kill him because you disagree with him selling the captured rebels into slavery. You'll pick a mans pocket or break a kids fingers for trying to pick yours, but also give the money you stole to a downtrodden veteran begging money for food.
      You serve your own moral compass and don't much fret over the damage done or the lives lost in pursuit of your own goals.
      Deadpool is a good example.
      Gignomai from The Hammer.

    • @devilsadvocate1975
      @devilsadvocate1975 Před měsícem +3

      @@markdevlin150 The Punisher, Rick Grimes, Cassian Andor

  • @AJ-ev3hj
    @AJ-ev3hj Před měsícem +416

    The US Army will now be playing the Acolyte instead of waterboarding.

    • @danielbrown9368
      @danielbrown9368 Před měsícem +23

      We're going to arrest you for suggesting that, but yes.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Před měsícem +29

      Hilarious fact: the Marines guarding Saddam Hussein used to play South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut as his daily television entertainment.
      For anyone who doesn't know, Saddam is a character in the movie and is Satan's gay lover.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Před měsícem +13

      They should just use She hulk.
      That'll break em fast!

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 Před měsícem +5

      @@mablesfatalfable6021Have you heard of Canada? Nice people. Until they’re not.

    • @indrapratama7668
      @indrapratama7668 Před měsícem +6

      The Acolyte is now a staple menu in Guantanamo.

  • @24AntDad
    @24AntDad Před 15 dny +1

    The fuckin gerbils random ass betrayel was just "wtf?!?! Why...?!?" Lmao

  • @PCPAyLOAD
    @PCPAyLOAD Před měsícem +4

    Disney Star Wars.. The K-Mart of the entertainment industry. Every shoppers last choice for quality.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 Před měsícem +2481

    To the “fans” that think they treated Rian Johnson & TLJ too harshly after Acolyte…no it’s still awful

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem +4

      Part II
      czcams.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/video.html

    • @lightningleopard8877
      @lightningleopard8877 Před měsícem +19

      No no he’s got a point. TLJ looks like a masterpiece compared to this😅😂

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 Před měsícem +103

      ​@@lightningleopard8877never

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp Před měsícem

      Mark Hamill didn’t even have to act in it. He’s a miserable deranged hermit who thinks of Trump 24/7. Star Wars is more cooked than Vader on Mustafar.🔥🗑️🌋

    • @thenaturalpeoplesbureau
      @thenaturalpeoplesbureau Před měsícem +64

      TLJ is not an inch better now. It is just that these kinda trauma cause the
      basal ganglia to fire more diffusely. It slips into subconsciousness but if
      you rewatch it, you will again feel that sting in the heart when characters make no sense.

  • @SplendidSuperman122
    @SplendidSuperman122 Před měsícem +2731

    Seeing Plagueis brought in for a cameo made me shout out loud, “OH COME THE F_CK ON!” It just ruins canon more and makes Anakin’s birth even less special.

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem +2

      Part 2
      czcams.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/video.html

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 Před měsícem +134

      My reaction was "NOPE! NO! NO! UH UH NO WAY! F**K THIS!" Like why was he there?!

    • @CHIEFLUKE101
      @CHIEFLUKE101 Před měsícem +73

      That was the whole point

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 Před měsícem +154

      But this isn't canon to me cause legends(1977-2014) is the true canon.

    • @SplendidSuperman122
      @SplendidSuperman122 Před měsícem +276

      @@LunarSpiral1127They probably are gonna say he got the idea to create Anakin from the lesbian space witches to further desecrate George’s story.

  • @Pelerin985
    @Pelerin985 Před 16 dny +1

    2:32 "Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @ellebelle03
    @ellebelle03 Před měsícem +1

    There's people on tiktok that are like "REYLO FANS WE FINALLY WON LOOK STRONG FEMALE PROTAG IS NOW EVILLLLL AND IS WITH HOT MALE VILLAIN"
    ... This is what Star Wars has become. As a female fan, it makes me sad. What even is this???

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 Před měsícem +423

    "Wait, lemme get this straight. You can anticipate enough to block laser blasts with a lightsaber, but you can't anticipate enough to prevent someone poking you with a taser?"

    • @rogerodle8750
      @rogerodle8750 Před měsícem +35

      Plot hole #1689. Add it to the list.

    • @handsomedashingrogue5502
      @handsomedashingrogue5502 Před měsícem +32

      I have a type 36 fully automatic plasma ray gun!
      Jedi “i have jedi training, the force, a lightsaber, and reflexes like you couldn’t believe….”
      Did i mention i have a taser?
      Jedi “Fuck”

    • @jdstudios1912
      @jdstudios1912 Před měsícem +8

      Don't ask questions! It's not the Disney star wars fan way. Just applaud the content say how amazing and brave it was then rinse and repeat.

    • @russianinvader3207
      @russianinvader3207 Před měsícem

      @@jdstudios1912 XD

    • @Ballerboithaone1
      @Ballerboithaone1 Před měsícem +4

      “Jedi Master”

  • @kenpeters3744
    @kenpeters3744 Před měsícem +693

    Look how it rates on R.T: 80% from the critics vs 15% from the audience. Disney clearly ownes most of the "critics" these days.

    • @JustBob-sw4rf
      @JustBob-sw4rf Před měsícem

      Or they all went to the same Woke Marxist schools.

    • @Dybicus
      @Dybicus Před měsícem +65

      I guess that's where some of those 180 Million bucks went.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea Před měsícem +48

      It's not so much that Disney owns them than that critics depend on being invited to events, given access to content and being part of the professional circles to work. To do that, they need to stay the heck away from sensitive talking points because the far left famously loves eating their own for even the slightest misstep.
      So once a show has been deemed "progressive", they can't afford to be critical until the tide turns. They have to wait for general sentiment to signal that it is okay to dislike the show before they can actually level criticism.
      Until then it's stunning and brave because anything else means they lose their job.
      If they hop in too soon, they get excluded. No more invites, no access, no quotes and links. Might even get removed from the list entirely so that their ratings no longer appear on rotten tomatoes to begin with.
      Not defending them, mind, caving to this nonsense means that their output is essentially worthless for the intended purpose of telling people if a show is worth watching, but there are reasons other than blatant bribery that they all tend to follow the same notes.

    • @henrikaugustsson4041
      @henrikaugustsson4041 Před měsícem +4

      I wouldn’t say it’s THAT bad when it comes to production, but it’s really bad when it comes to writing and lore. They just put in Yoda and Plagueis and Ki Adi Mundi to give themselves any connection to Star Wars. So many small, annoying errors like saying mekneks are doing the jobs that R2 units are for, when it’s any kind of astromech droids, not just specifically R2’s. That’s how stupid these people are, they just write down things they have no understanding of, and since R2 is the only droid they’ve ever seen, must be that…

    • @mathieus.1851
      @mathieus.1851 Před měsícem +3

      @@AndragonLea If it's not bribery then it's blackmail

  • @SeaOfTides
    @SeaOfTides Před 4 dny +1

    I asked Microsoft Copilot to "create a woke film script in the style of Star Wars" and it printed out Disney Acolyte's script word for word. Talk about plagiarism!

  • @Funfan24
    @Funfan24 Před 17 dny +1

    My reaction to the Acolyte. "Wow that was shit!"

  • @Osprey850
    @Osprey850 Před měsícem +387

    I like how, previously, Bazil was suspicious of Mae, even attacked her and seemingly told Sol so that he could stun her. Then, as soon as she woke up and she escaped, Bazil sabotaged the ship so that she could get away. So, he was responsible for both her capture and her escape, all seemingly only hours apart.

    • @theluckynumberis7
      @theluckynumberis7 Před měsícem +40

      They can't write consistent characters.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Před měsícem +25

      Does the space gerbil even talk? Do we have any idea of his motivations? Was there some scene where Mae Jedi mind tricked him?
      Or is it just complete utter bullshit writing?

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 Před měsícem +17

      ​@@franciscodanconia4324possibly the second

    • @parbonmadhu9766
      @parbonmadhu9766 Před měsícem

      that rabbit fucker has some split personality discorder

    • @OskarErikssoon
      @OskarErikssoon Před měsícem +7

      It's like they forgot what happened the last episode, or even the last 10 minutes...

  • @mattdamutt5681
    @mattdamutt5681 Před měsícem +285

    If this gets another season, that's my confirmation that $180 million budget was an embezzlement scheme.
    There's no other way they could afford repeating this disaster.

    • @axlsaurio
      @axlsaurio Před měsícem +16

      No doubt they were washing money with this shit

    • @antoniopineda5780
      @antoniopineda5780 Před měsícem +19

      @@axlsauriothis shit costs 20mill at most. Someone is pocketing those extra 160

    • @Highly-grounded
      @Highly-grounded Před měsícem +1

      Money laundering or something

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube Před měsícem

      @@antoniopineda5780 Hey, those weekly, lesbian-preferred, me-too, the-force-is-female, fully catered, luxury Hollywood mansion, 24h, all-the-wine-and-coke-you-want, free massage and hot-tub parties don't pay for themselves you know! 🙎‍♀ (Male stripper and Limo provided)

  • @Ratmus1
    @Ratmus1 Před měsícem +2

    There was so much wrong with this shows writing. What bugged me the most for some reason was how they kept saying Torbin was murdered. That moron willingly drank poison. Sure it was given to him, but dude made the choice to go out that way.

  • @MatiPryjomko
    @MatiPryjomko Před měsícem +390

    "Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he spent all his time on a desolate island in a dark damp cave spying on a diverse couple..."

    • @henkman00
      @henkman00 Před měsícem +14

      “Where can one learn this power?”

    • @ereini0n
      @ereini0n Před měsícem +21

      Harvey Weinstein on vacation be like

    • @smb2735
      @smb2735 Před měsícem +2

      No lie though, that is pretty dark

    • @MatiPryjomko
      @MatiPryjomko Před měsícem

      ​@@smb2735 Don't forget powerful and wise

  • @TastyScotch
    @TastyScotch Před měsícem +291

    Darth Plagueis watching from the shadows: “Is it over yet?”

    • @Idontcare5225
      @Idontcare5225 Před měsícem +31

      "Is it safe to come out yet? Or are we still doing this nonsense?"

    • @martinricardo4503
      @martinricardo4503 Před měsícem +7

      I hope I was not seen by anyone..

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 Před měsícem +4

      Andy Serkis wandered onto the wrong set ...

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz Před měsícem +3

      In Disney's mind, he is watching and that is how he learns to create life - from Osha

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX Před měsícem

      ​@@GorbzThey are trying to infect all of the OT and PT because they just aren't satisfied until they ruin all of SW

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage Před měsícem +2

    I wouldn't watch the show but I'll listen to the drinker talk about the show. This is my choice.

  • @baasmans
    @baasmans Před měsícem +626

    I’m a primary school teacher. This “what’s the point of all these meaningless interactions?!” kind of story writing is exactly what I see from 3rd grade girls.

    • @tyborg314
      @tyborg314 Před měsícem +57

      I was trying to explain the writing to my mom and compared it to first year creative writing in college, but even that was too generous, so I eventually compared it to my sisters pointless, meandering stories she'd write in middle school.

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 Před měsícem +23

      @@tyborg314 & then she woke up. It was all a dream.

    • @elta6241
      @elta6241 Před měsícem +8

      Now you know how this series was written.

    • @mentalmandolorian5723
      @mentalmandolorian5723 Před měsícem

      with any luck, your 3rd grade girls will be taught to do better than this 30-40 something entitled muppets since you witnessed and learned from their 180 billion dollar mistake

    • @melhawk1352
      @melhawk1352 Před měsícem +2

      @@ph8077 🤣

  • @imbored7678
    @imbored7678 Před měsícem +304

    I genuinely believe that reviews of this show have been viewed more than the actual show itself.

    • @radiologer
      @radiologer Před měsícem +23

      Ive seen every review video but not the show itself.

    • @jeffreyr4560
      @jeffreyr4560 Před měsícem +6

      Given in about a half an hour this video has 71,000 views and the show’s 4 most recent episodes have a fraction of the reviews I would assume this is true. I realize not everyone reviews it but still.

    • @paulholmes8398
      @paulholmes8398 Před měsícem +7

      Your not wrong my disney subscription was cancelled years ago but I didn't miss one of drinkers analysis of this shitshow..

    • @therondayview7684
      @therondayview7684 Před měsícem

      @@radiologer Positive ones too?

    • @etcher6841
      @etcher6841 Před měsícem

      I hope so

  • @Vejita12
    @Vejita12 Před měsícem +2

    We know from Yoda, episode 5, that Jedi Knights can dream/see glimpses of the future, so yes, it's a valid "script tool".

  • @noahdiff3770
    @noahdiff3770 Před 4 dny +1

    "I don't care if he's Muhammad, I'm hard, Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters"

  • @jowilltellthetruth5525
    @jowilltellthetruth5525 Před měsícem +284

    I'm proud to say I've not seen a single episode of this, a moment of silence for our brave soldier, The Critical Drinker, for taking one for the team! Salute to you good sir!

    • @oildalejones567
      @oildalejones567 Před měsícem +12

      The Drinker suffers so we don't have to.

    • @jowilltellthetruth5525
      @jowilltellthetruth5525 Před měsícem +13

      @@oildalejones567 not all heroes wear capes, some drink copious amounts required for their service!

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před měsícem +2

      Same, I'm boycotting Disney and loving it!

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood Před měsícem +431

    She chopped her hair with a lightsabre yet it's still absolutely perfect and matches her sister exactly....

    • @vardamir0397
      @vardamir0397 Před měsícem +54

      its great all these years they had the same eating habits, training regimen and no added distinctive signs like long lasting injuries or quirks...very convenient.

    • @Deskunderthebed
      @Deskunderthebed Před měsícem +20

      Just another example of this show making no f*cking sense

    • @blacktalon1597
      @blacktalon1597 Před měsícem +6

      Ahh yes, but you fail to realize how fast hair grows in space.

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 Před měsícem +7

      "Hey sis..... why do you smell like burnt hair?"
      😂

    • @kellyrestiaux9846
      @kellyrestiaux9846 Před měsícem +21

      ACTUALLY, Kyber crystals have been known since ~2300 BBY to possess conditioning and volumizing properties for all hair types. This was described in the 1995 SW novel "Lore of the Mos Eisley Day Spa" as discovered by the book's protagonist, the Wookiee stylist Pantennne.

  • @peekay120
    @peekay120 Před měsícem +3

    Hold up, did i see a lightsaber change colour? I uh... Didnt think they could do that

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 Před měsícem +272

    Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

    • @dalic24
      @dalic24 Před měsícem +1

      Disney subs have grown by 4 million in the last quarter it is right now at 153 million it goes up and down from 158 million to 149 million all the time. I know thise youtubers tell you the subs are going down but they are not. If you were a smart person witch you clearly are not you would fact tjek the youtubers living on spreading rumours. So no the subs are not going down no matter how mich garbage disney makes. The same youtubers who are constantly saying star war's is dead are the one's that watch every episode only to talk about the same garbage for weeks. CZcamsrs like drinker liv of laying to people and making up rumours. Soon the usal kk is getting fired video's are gonna start coming.
      Now stop believing evrey thing you se on the Internet. No matter how bad shows Disney makes nothing is changing

    • @NordRheinWestfale
      @NordRheinWestfale Před měsícem +11

      @@dalic24 Deep breaths, my friend, it is just a comment of someone who wanted to make a joke.

    • @DWLiam09
      @DWLiam09 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@dalic24He´s just talking about star wars fans tho? The new subscriptions can be for different movies/shows, kind of funny you shot on him while talking about something completely else.

    • @DWLiam09
      @DWLiam09 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@dalic24and star wars is indead not dead, but now people mostly watch it because it is bad, so saying "star wars is dead" us indead false, but they lost their core audience. Also funny how you say he´s dumb while you cant even see the text you´re typing, even me, a non-english speaker can type better than you.

    • @dalic24
      @dalic24 Před měsícem

      @@DWLiam09 i am not an English speaker either. Plus I don't give a f about my spelling you understand evrey thing I say.
      I knownthe truth hurts and I know i go after your favourite youtubers you being gramma police i can't use for anything.
      So wheb you have something about Disney losing subs come back and talk notna second before.

  • @apaolomusic
    @apaolomusic Před měsícem +304

    Apparently Osha can find it in her heart to understand and forgive the Sith that murdered multiple innocent Jedi just doing their jobs, including an old friend of hers and one that she was starting to develop a bond with…
    But the second her old master, that cared for her for much of her life, turned out to be responsible for her mother’s justified death over a decade ago, suddenly she wants to force choke him to death.
    Makes sense.

    • @guardianprime437
      @guardianprime437 Před měsícem +3

      i'm still trying to understand things. How was it justified? What was she doing when she turned it a dark mist?

    • @abdieljove2011
      @abdieljove2011 Před měsícem +67

      @@guardianprime437From his perspective, she was transforming into some sort of monster and apparently draining her daughter who was starting to evaporate too. And he was already on the mistaken assumption the witches were planning to sacrifice the girls because this plot is contrived as shit. But no, apparently she was "turning into the Force", whatever that means and taking Mae with her. What does that even mean? Can it be undone? Were they escaping? Dying? No idea. So he stabs the witch and she goes "b-but I was gonna let Osha go…" instead of starting with that instead of acting hostile then turning into fog Baphomet while her other daughter is burning in a room.
      This show is unhinged.

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher Před měsícem +17

      @@abdieljove2011 in other words, the females of the story make no sense and only make things more confusing as time goes on. Just think, this is set during the High Republic, a time when the Jedi were at their peak, supposedly.

    • @jasondcerny3646
      @jasondcerny3646 Před měsícem +10

      Can't repeat this enough, the writing...... was absolute shit!

    • @navyhmhudson
      @navyhmhudson Před měsícem +3

      She was overwhelmed with emotion. I am blown away how idiotic people sound when they can’t understand the simple things in a script.

  • @zacariasfangueiro4073

    07:27 as our dear Leslie said: "This is not about good and evil, but about POWER!!!" 🤣😜

  • @The13thRonin
    @The13thRonin Před měsícem +1

    This is what happens when you refuse to defend your culture.

  • @paulmd7747
    @paulmd7747 Před měsícem +226

    "What was the point?" - There wasn't one. Modern writers are so terrible they don't even have a point. They don't know that they are supposed to use the fictional events to convey a message of some kind. They are just inexperienced kids with no life experience howling into a void of pointlessness. Pathetic.

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers Před měsícem +6

      Not every story needs a point, but if it's going to be just for entertainment, it needs to be ENTERTAINING. Nothing about this is.

    • @greebj
      @greebj Před měsícem +3

      It's manufactured "plot twist!" drama that is superficial and just there to fek with the viewer who they know will be so bored and uninvested in a moment they'll be wandering off trying to pick what comes next.
      Unfortunately writing plot and characters who change things up but who still think and act like actual people is hard, and the best they can do is emotionally crippled morons who change their motivations in (at times psychopathically) short time frames

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 Před měsícem +13

      "They are just inexperienced kids with no life experience" I think this is a key point. Hollywood writers used to be adults. People with spouses, wartime service, and full lives. Now they're manufactured, disposable drones churned out of leftwing factories (universities) and dumped into a machine where they sit on committees with other people just like them. They write what they know, which is nothing. It's pathetic.

    • @freewheeler8924
      @freewheeler8924 Před měsícem +4

      Inspirational messages are symptomatic of patriarchal oppression.

    • @davorzdralo8000
      @davorzdralo8000 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@dawnfire82I always find it funny how Americans classify this shit as "left".

  • @bruce0816
    @bruce0816 Před měsícem +524

    The fact that osha couldn't forgive Sol for "killing" their mother while protecting them but forgot all about her sister burning the whole fortress down and killing dozens was absolutely killing me

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před měsícem +56

      And she can forgive Ezra for killing her friends too.
      But nah...

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal Před měsícem +18

      The same vibes as Bo-Tox-Karen being made the yass slaaay mad queen of Mandalore by Ahsoka, the person who witnessed her terr0-rizing innocent villagers and burning their homes, who was se*ually harassed by her and almost killed by her + some other terr0rists of the space ISIS/Na*i group.

    • @bruce0816
      @bruce0816 Před měsícem

      @@hassathunter2464 faaaaaacts

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 Před měsícem +28

      @@bruce0816Mae didn’t actually kill anyone. All of the witches died because Indara disconnected her Wookiee friend from their spell and that was it for some reason… they just fell over and died like a bunch of idiots. God, this show was bad

    • @druken.hyper.snyper6201
      @druken.hyper.snyper6201 Před měsícem +2

      I think you missed the episode where Trinity nerfed all the witches when she expelled them from controlling bargain brand Chewbacca. Stay woke.

  • @Snowstrider0001
    @Snowstrider0001 Před měsícem +2

    Come to think of it, wouldn't the green lady's testimony be called into question the moment another Jedi (or anyone, really) interrogates Bazil?
    He was around for just about everything in the last half. Not to mention that if the force can wipe memories, it stands to reason that it can also bring them back; so a detailed debrief by a Jedi should have discovered tampering in Mae's memories as well. The whole ending doesn't even work unless green lady also had Mae and Bazil eliminated.

  • @MateoRojo-g4v
    @MateoRojo-g4v Před měsícem +5

    When Osha said, "the force is female" before kicking Sol in the nuts, I felt that🗣🗣

  • @NoWacko
    @NoWacko Před měsícem +225

    A good name for "Charisma vacuum" would be "Strong female directors lesbian lover who definetly didn´t just get the job because she´s scissoring the director"

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD Před měsícem +14

      Damn I just searched that up, talk about moving up in Hollywood…

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 Před měsícem +6

      Hey she’s not just scissoring her: they’re married!

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD Před měsícem +7

      @@zizoumonk10 yeah ik that’s the point

    • @anon17472
      @anon17472 Před měsícem +5

      'Hey how should I play this character?'
      "I dunno, you're green, just pretend to be Nebula from Guardians, that should do"

    • @StormWaltz73
      @StormWaltz73 Před měsícem +1

      And you have to say the whole thing... every time. Like "A Pimp Named Slickback."

  • @treybaker5440
    @treybaker5440 Před měsícem +603

    All Sol had to say was "You mother was going to kill you and your sister. I did what I did to protect you."
    And they couldn't do this, because the writers knew it would have gone some way to justify Sol's actions. But the Jedi MUST be sacrificed on the altar of moral relativism.

    • @rains00the
      @rains00the Před měsícem +8

      by the time i refreshed my browser, this jumped from 69 likes to 71. Just so everyone knows, it wasn't me. You just don't do that, man!

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal Před měsícem

      This is not moral relativism anymore, it´s open glorification of evil.

    • @attila0323
      @attila0323 Před měsícem +1

      I never thought about "her mother was going to kill her", I'm surprised that people bringing that up in videos. Squid Game Guy killing the mother made me hate him more (even re-watching that scene I don't see why he thought the mother wants to kill her daughter), so the only good thing in this show for me was when they finally got rid of him.

    • @rains00the
      @rains00the Před měsícem +32

      ​@@attila0323 if someone slowly de-materializes into black dust particles in front of your eyes with no heads up, you think it's a safe situation to be in, mister Darwin?

    • @treybaker5440
      @treybaker5440 Před měsícem +2

      @@rains00the There's still the 420 mark to aim for ;)

  • @helgestegemoen73
    @helgestegemoen73 Před měsícem +1

    I'll give Dart Plaguis some credit. It seems like he understands the concept of stealth, unlike other characters in the show.

  • @SamB782
    @SamB782 Před měsícem +3

    Well, at least it can't get any worse
    (Really hope that doesn't age poorly)

  • @zachcurtis1283
    @zachcurtis1283 Před měsícem +170

    So...the "protagonist" kills her master and turns evil, and we're supposed to feel good about this?

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm Před měsícem +54

      Harvey Weinstein's assistant giving you glimpses into her mind.

    • @zachcurtis1283
      @zachcurtis1283 Před měsícem +7

      @@Kyle-sr6jm pretty much.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 Před měsícem +22

      It’s because she’s a strong female character, you’re just supposed to love her and not question her moral compass. Geez have you learned nothing?

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@jackmeeks2294keep up people, bad is good now

    • @unarmored9973
      @unarmored9973 Před měsícem +6

      The sith are just misunderstood man, you should really give them a chance ya know? Hatred, anger, greed - I mean it's not like the WORST qualities you can find in people or anything.

  • @hughmongus6959
    @hughmongus6959 Před měsícem +233

    "Fuck off Bazel" 😂😂😂 that delivery was flawless

    • @edwardvaughan9648
      @edwardvaughan9648 Před měsícem +3

      And then Bazel goes back to help the Jedi find them 😂

    • @beingsshepherd
      @beingsshepherd Před měsícem

      That's its real name??? I thought The Drinker was nicknaming it _Basil Brush._

    • @hughmongus6959
      @hughmongus6959 Před měsícem +1

      @@beingsshepherd Unsure, that's just what I heard. I play Monster Hunter so I thought of Bazelguese

    • @beingsshepherd
      @beingsshepherd Před měsícem +2

      Just looked it up, _Bazil_ indeed 🦊"Boom boom!"

  • @efthymis
    @efthymis Před měsícem

    "The people who used to bully you for liking Star Wars are now the ones in control of it."

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 Před 10 hodinami

    Lets pray that this lot never work in media again.

  • @user-rt3pl5hh3m
    @user-rt3pl5hh3m Před měsícem +122

    So let me get this straight. The main character kills her father figure who loved her unconditionally and whose only flaw was that he desperately wanted connection. She then puts all her trust in a man she has known for a couple days who was previously with her twin sister, convinces her that she is sooo much more special than her, kills multiple people in front of her in cold blood while mocking their deaths, and whose LEAST concerning flaw among the litany of them is that he also desperately wants connection. He then proceeds to completely sever all her ties with her biological family by erasing their memories of her so they can run away together. Did I just witness literal abuse?

    • @pedrovargas2181
      @pedrovargas2181 Před měsícem +7

      Darksiders 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @disalazarg
      @disalazarg Před měsícem

      @@user-rt3pl5hh3m well, the writer is a woman, so little wonder.

    • @viktorpagels7569
      @viktorpagels7569 Před měsícem

      You witnessed headlands rape fantasies. Yes.

    • @Ayy_Nanners
      @Ayy_Nanners Před měsícem +29

      Leslye Headland decided to write what she knew I guess! lol

    • @Schmuselord1510
      @Schmuselord1510 Před měsícem +5

      Well, Smylo Ren is a chad... That should explain it to you

  • @ActuallyKnuckles
    @ActuallyKnuckles Před měsícem +172

    That final "go away now" sounded like someone finally done with a long and terrible journey, forever scarred with anger and despair.

  • @RipperJack666
    @RipperJack666 Před měsícem +2

    Why couldn’t the Sith Guy not train both sisters instead of wiping the memory of Mae? Both ended up hating the Jedis.. maybe not enough room in the ship!

  • @TheHilltopPillbox
    @TheHilltopPillbox Před 23 dny

    "Write what ya' know, Leslie!" No doubt that this entire project was her wet dream of what she figures her life should be like.