Trump Bucks | Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 1. 06. 2023
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    CLIP from Episode 737 - Money 4 Sale (6/1/23)
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Komentáře • 128

  • @Z10ZeeTen
    @Z10ZeeTen Před rokem +36

    "Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set once I've kidnapped their queen."

  • @Dawt_Calm
    @Dawt_Calm Před rokem +67

    Has anyone seen the "God, Felix is so unfunny" guy? He's usually here within an hour of a Chapo video being posted. I'm a little worried.

  • @calebharris292
    @calebharris292 Před rokem +15

    Iraqi Dinar segment is a certified classic. So glad there's a sequel

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Před rokem +27

    Trump’s face should be on the 99 cent bill

  • @fokii9880
    @fokii9880 Před rokem +27

    I had a dream that I was listening to a new episode where Virgil was back but he only had one line and the hosts didn’t reference or acknowledge it
    Then I woke up and killed myself for having dreams about listening to podcasts

    • @MrJohndoakes
      @MrJohndoakes Před rokem +3

      So do they make you wear a sheet with eyeholes if you are a ghost, or do you drift around in the ghostly image of clothes you died in?

    • @stefanoalves8862
      @stefanoalves8862 Před 8 měsíci

      I had the same dream once a while ago, but I have a thing where I keep "waking up" while still dreaming and I get trapped in this loop.
      So it was like 5 times "damn they actually put him in the show again for no reason", until I actually woke up.

  • @zheega2184
    @zheega2184 Před rokem +16

    Makes me want to relisten to the "Thanksgiving Dinar" episode.

    • @BigSith2011
      @BigSith2011 Před rokem +8

      Do you think they ever succeeded in fusing the two nephews?

    • @AmericanSuit
      @AmericanSuit Před rokem +5

      Top 5 Chapo episode

    • @BigSith2011
      @BigSith2011 Před rokem +1

      @@AmericanSuit the two i always go back to are Clay Higgins going to Auschwitz, and the range 15 movie review.

  • @DIABETOR
    @DIABETOR Před 10 měsíci +18

    I think the ending statement about trump not even liking elon is interesting. I used to work at a supermarket, which was owned by a total scumbag who grew up rich and inherited the business from his dad. Anyone who ever met him knew that they should just avoid him at all costs because he was just a complete and utter douchebag. So one day we get a new hire in my department, and I’m showing him around and training him. He’s a kid about 18 years old, and he says something to the effect of, “Yeah I really wanna meet the owner. He clearly knows what he’s doing and that’s why he’s rich, because he’s a great businessman! I want to learn from him.” And I was kinda shocked by how naive he was. I explained to him that the owner is possibly the most unpleasant person in the world, and how he did nothing to earn or build this business. The new guy just kinda shrugged it off, as if the owners success was evidence of his greatness.
    So anyway, a couple days later I’m on my break in the backroom when the new guy comes in from the sales floor, visibly pissed off about something. I asked him what’s up and he says, “I saw the owner so I went to talk to him and he threatened to fire me for bothering him while he was shopping.” And I said, yeah, the fuck else did you expect? Rich old people are assholes, and he literally sees you as only slightly more valuable to him than an actual cockroach.
    Point is, these fuckin people see a persons wealth and I guess it’s just monke brain or something that makes them think, “He have shiny. He EARN shiny!” And that’s why they can doublethink the trump/musk relationship.

  • @richardsawicki8521
    @richardsawicki8521 Před rokem +16

    I invested BIGLY( ! ) in Trump-bucks back when they were worth NOTHING and NOW they are worth MANY TIMES that! ("Some say" even MULTIPLES!)

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath Před rokem +1

      smart move. as we all know, many times nothing is something

    • @richardsawicki8521
      @richardsawicki8521 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@ChannelMath "Something" ELSE ! "Nothing quite like it"! An "empty suit"? "All hat and no cattle"? The "null set", the "sounds of silence" or "screaming in space"? What there was before there was a what to be? ( pre-"Big Bang" ) "Not this, not that"? "None of the above"? NO, NO, NO ! I REALLY don't know! "Words fail me"...

  • @SinclairPoppins
    @SinclairPoppins Před rokem +52

    No further evidence is needed that capitalism is a false proxy for human talent, then that some men have any money at all. ~ Drunk Karl Marx

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo Před rokem +21

    Damn all that lead paint & leaded gasoline really did wreck the brains of an entire generation

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Před rokem +5

      Remember riding in the back of dad's pickup truck, enclosed in a GemTop, smelling the leaded gas fumes leaking in. That I cam remember it at all is kinda amazing.

    • @richardsawicki8521
      @richardsawicki8521 Před rokem

      ​@@freakyzed8467The only way you could POSSIBLY have "remembered" it is if it NEVER "happened"!

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi Před rokem +15

    this is the final nail in the petrodollar coffin

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 Před rokem +20

    I find it hard to even be mad at the scam artists. Because at this point, anyone woth enough disposable income to buy this crap is probably too old to live long enough to spend it.

    • @MrJohndoakes
      @MrJohndoakes Před rokem +1

      I hate scam artists because it's a weird form of bullying, especially the Indian telephone scammers who browbeat the elderly. That said, the Trump scammers should be thanked for screwing up his cult, right before they are guillotined.

  • @screamingphoenix8113
    @screamingphoenix8113 Před rokem +14

    These are the people in the replies of all my tweets, telling me I need to learn basic economics.

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Před rokem +14

    I had the perfect grind planned, until the bank told me Monopoly Money isn't legal tender
    Now I'm just stuck here with 50 Monopoly boxes, this sucks

  • @biometronome7010
    @biometronome7010 Před rokem +22

    I recently bought a boardgame and luckily the box was full of cash, lots of 500 dollar bills, but no store or bank would accept them, wtf

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog Před rokem +8

    As soon as I saw the title on this, I automatically knew they would bring up the Iraqi Dinar scam. 😂

  • @ozymandias___868
    @ozymandias___868 Před rokem +26

    Folks trump bucks are very good folks, the best. Many are saying this.

    • @DamTheKid
      @DamTheKid Před rokem +1

      I just heard this, i was just saying this. No better bucks out there folks!

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo Před rokem +1

      You know it, I know it, everyone knows it

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant Před rokem +1

      not many people know this, but everyone knows this

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath Před rokem

      @@ince55ant no, they are SAYING it, but they dont know it

  • @slr4456
    @slr4456 Před rokem +7

    Holy crap! I didn't knew they made a sequel to Iraqi dinar "investments" :o

  • @ince55ant
    @ince55ant Před rokem +22

    HOW MANY TRUMP BUCKS CAN I GET FOR 1 MIL IRAQI DINAR????

    • @quester09
      @quester09 Před 11 měsíci +4

      infinity, plus a Wonka bar

  • @nickadt
    @nickadt Před rokem +11

    3:55 Legal Tindr is the app Virgil should have been allowed access to for dating.

  • @steelersguy74
    @steelersguy74 Před rokem +16

    Wait I thought Trump Bucks was like a year and a half ago. Or was that a completely different scam? It’s so hard to keep up anymore.

    • @emmy8526
      @emmy8526 Před rokem +8

      I think that was Trump NFTs

    • @emmy8526
      @emmy8526 Před rokem +10

      Oh no wait that was the trading cards... Personally I bought the steaks back in the 90s and hope to trade them in for fiat at my local bank come the apocalypse.

    • @steelersguy74
      @steelersguy74 Před rokem +2

      @@emmy8526 maybe I’m thinking of the “Gold Card”?

    • @richarcher499
      @richarcher499 Před 8 měsíci

      Don't forget the Iraqi dinar scam!

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath Před rokem +9

    Here's a grift:
    exchange Trump buck to/from something equally worthless, but change a small fee in real dollars

  • @Dawt_Calm
    @Dawt_Calm Před rokem +9

    I have a vision of starting with one Trump Buck and through guile and an almost Ferengi sense of business I'll trade up to owning Berkley Jensen.

  • @moasto02
    @moasto02 Před rokem +3

    A truly astounding number of Simpsons references in one clip!

  • @itsallfunandgames723
    @itsallfunandgames723 Před rokem +10

    These people could have been buying fake Digimon from Jake Paul with all that money. But now it's wasted.

  • @dangerousd1312
    @dangerousd1312 Před rokem +10

    much like the kids who got scammed by andrew tate or jake paul, i have no sympathy for these people and they don’t deserve the money they had

  • @josephjuncaj5784
    @josephjuncaj5784 Před rokem +5

    Id buy that for a dollar

  • @w__a__l__e
    @w__a__l__e Před rokem +6

    atleast there isnt a fucking crypto coin

    • @Fluxquark
      @Fluxquark Před rokem +7

      Of course there are multiple Trump crypto coins lmao

    • @w__a__l__e
      @w__a__l__e Před rokem +4

      @@Fluxquark lol wonderful..

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 Před 10 měsíci +2

    years ago i converted my camel cash into bearer bonds.

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 Před rokem +8

    Billy Beer was a better investment.

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Před rokem +3

    I'm getting to zone 8. B'haaa prissdimee!

    • @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
      @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 Před rokem +2

      : CIA PSY-OPERATIVE ALERT - nobody ever got to Plane 8, let alone zone 8 - you clearly don't know anything about turkeyman

    • @richardsawicki8521
      @richardsawicki8521 Před rokem

      As the "blessed" Sheik Yah Bhutee ( Hollow Be His Name !) once (or twice) intoned : "Inshallah fo' a dime, Inshallah fo' a dollah !

  • @Mark-nd7bb
    @Mark-nd7bb Před rokem +5

    "Amero"? Now that's a blast from the past?

    • @richarcher499
      @richarcher499 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Alex was harping on that in like '05 or so, right?

    • @Mark-nd7bb
      @Mark-nd7bb Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@richarcher499 yes, and it was a John Birch Society thing too.

  • @ianking7511
    @ianking7511 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Did you know it's not actually illegal to claim to be a patriot, even if you aren't one?!

  • @Alex-od7nl
    @Alex-od7nl Před rokem +3

    Can you buy beer with trump bucks. If so, they are a real currency.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Před rokem +13

      Only Bud Light. Irony!

    • @Alex-od7nl
      @Alex-od7nl Před rokem +5

      @@freakyzed8467 that would probably cause their heads to explode.

    • @emmy8526
      @emmy8526 Před rokem +2

      You can’t even buy Trump merch with the Trump bucks

    • @richardsawicki8521
      @richardsawicki8521 Před rokem +1

      Maybe a can or two of "Billy Beer" or the "inflation beer" in the brandless generic blue and white cans that simply said "BEER" on them from the late 1970s but ONLY IF 1-"Trump-bucks became as RARE AS "HEN'S TEETH" and/or 2- The holders of the aforementioned historic novelties were as "senile as Biden" on a bad day at the time of the attempted exchange!

  • @robelkton7800
    @robelkton7800 Před rokem +1

    Bringing back Poyais dollars

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar Před rokem +2

    Doesn’t France do something similar with its former colonies ?

  • @bennash7392
    @bennash7392 Před rokem +1

    Why do I just hear ‘TCH Vape System’

  • @lemonoreo5762
    @lemonoreo5762 Před rokem +1

    So he made his own Bison dollar

  • @wendigo2442
    @wendigo2442 Před rokem +6

    Buy my money

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Před rokem +4

    God, Felix is still unfunny

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 Před rokem +29

      “Say the line Bart!”

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Před rokem +4

      I like how Felix is so unprepared and ignorant, he tries to claim early on that Trump cant distance himself from the scam cuz he was in the "commercial", only for Will to continue reading the article and revealing all the "celebrity" sponsors were AI generated voices.
      Imagine taking in 20k a month to show up and get everything wrong and derail the seriousness of every issue with relentless failed cringey attempts at humor. Talk about privilege.

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA Před rokem +32

      @@Louie_The_Dago oh holy shit you’re serious - I thought this was a bit haha
      but yeah you’re def right. felix isn’t treating the “trump bucks turn out to be flagrant scam” story with the seriousness it deserves.

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Před rokem +2

      @@AwesometownUSA scam companies are using AI to scam everyone. The elderly, college debtors, etc. Thats serious.
      But I was referring to literally every single chapo episode where the speech impeded hack who sounds like hes going through puberty still rambles on like the writing room for Dennis Miller and doesnt read a thing.
      Dudes a grifter. Never even read any theory.

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago Před rokem +2

      @@AwesometownUSA 5:24
      Pure cringe