The Gym - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 10

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  • čas přidán 7. 02. 2024
  • This week's topic is The Gym!
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Komentáře • 419

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 Před 2 měsíci +501

    Nick, whole heartedly sitting there saying he hasn’t worked out a day in his life. Now that’s class. 😂 also must be nice having the metabolism of a hummingbird.

    • @denialwrong
      @denialwrong Před 2 měsíci +42

      He's super tall and only drinks coffee.

    • @alexanderluna4598
      @alexanderluna4598 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Not everyone eats like s bear

    • @slowdownbuddy
      @slowdownbuddy Před 2 měsíci +13

      I call lies we've seen him and Matteo work out together lol

    • @kal1543
      @kal1543 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@alexanderluna4598get over yourself

    • @VS666
      @VS666 Před 2 měsíci

      aids will do that to you

  • @Misscollage
    @Misscollage Před 2 měsíci +131

    Nick’s perspective is incredible to me. “I don’t go to the gym because I like how my body looks.” Said no one ever, until this moment 😂

    • @EnidWellness
      @EnidWellness Před měsícem

      I use to say that. Then I had kids. Womp.

    • @tristancarter4324
      @tristancarter4324 Před měsícem +1

      Nah very true thing to say u go to the gym to improve ur body if u don't feel need to IMPROVE it why u go, to get sweaty? see don't make sense. Also he's in a chair for his job all day so all the gym would do is cosmetic outside of health. He obvi not the sporty type.

  • @revwillyg6450
    @revwillyg6450 Před 2 měsíci +343

    One subject, the gym...less than 5 minutes in, muppets Christmas and Cher😂🤦‍♂️

  • @yvettebennett6170
    @yvettebennett6170 Před 2 měsíci +198

    Nick: "What are you working towards?"
    Matteo: "I don't think I have an answer to that question."
    😂😂

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Před 2 měsíci +2

      legit my question for anyone who works out but already has a good body. but i guess people like it? like some people like cleaning?

  • @thelmeena9371
    @thelmeena9371 Před 2 měsíci +98

    “I don’t want to be pepped up. I don’t want to be ra ra shish kumba” -Nick
    This quote should be on every wall in every gym and every pillow in every Homegoods in a America 😂😂😂

  • @brookesargent8249
    @brookesargent8249 Před 2 měsíci +53

    "A stiff breeze in the winter time takes it out of me." OMFG NICK 😂💀

  • @karo84
    @karo84 Před 2 měsíci +59

    "why are you fat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm deceased.

    • @GiselleKlara
      @GiselleKlara Před 2 měsíci +1

      the best. also that quizzical look makes you feel it was a TRUE legit question....

  • @swingAE86
    @swingAE86 Před 2 měsíci +81

    "I could play pickleball except we don't like pickles." That is such a childens joke and I laughed my head off." 🤣🤣

    • @Alovar13
      @Alovar13 Před 2 měsíci +2

      So it IS pickleball. I was wondering if I was misunderstanding 😂

    • @user-fo9xb8nv2q
      @user-fo9xb8nv2q Před 2 měsíci

      They both like pickles.

  • @flagthiscensors
    @flagthiscensors Před 2 měsíci +85

    Matteo and Nick are definitely Statler and Waldorf

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Thank you! I couldn't think of those names at all. Yes, they are

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Yo, now I want to see these two Muppet-fied

    • @user-fo9xb8nv2q
      @user-fo9xb8nv2q Před 2 měsíci

      Exactly!!

  • @cameronbrown8384
    @cameronbrown8384 Před 2 měsíci +155

    For those of us with short attention spans, these episodes are perfecttttt! Y’all are the best. ❤

  • @spynstours1710
    @spynstours1710 Před 2 měsíci +21

    14:30 Matteo: "I think you know what happened to Tae Bo. It went out with Borders." Classic.

    • @samantha4484
      @samantha4484 Před 2 měsíci

      With Borders!! I thought he said with horders!! 😆

  • @lilaznhoneybee
    @lilaznhoneybee Před 2 měsíci +16

    It’s my moment to shine, pickleball was explained to me as “ little tennis, big ping-pong” 🤣🎾🏓

  • @mollywoolsey7677
    @mollywoolsey7677 Před 2 měsíci +19

    I feel the same way about exercising as Nick. I always say, if you see me running, call the cops cause someone’s chasing me😊

    • @CaduceusErin
      @CaduceusErin Před 2 měsíci +1

      Lmao, I say something similar. If I'm running, you probably should, too. 😂

  • @lindsaytoles2023
    @lindsaytoles2023 Před 2 měsíci +36

    "Ra Ra Shisk Kabob!" is the best cheer ever. 😂

  • @jayneeleenarrido5038
    @jayneeleenarrido5038 Před 2 měsíci +56

    You two are so Ernie and Bert, I love it!

    • @rn4l62
      @rn4l62 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Omg they are😂😂😂

    • @adhdhamster
      @adhdhamster Před 2 měsíci +2

      Exactly what I was thinking! Lol

    • @Marvelous0ne
      @Marvelous0ne Před 2 měsíci +1

      Except Nick would be terrified of pigeons.

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Bert and Bert

    • @jlshel42
      @jlshel42 Před 6 dny

      Less sexual tension though

  • @asantepauwels
    @asantepauwels Před 2 měsíci +54

    If I'm ever sad and need a laugh, I watch the vid of Mateo and Nick at the gym. I've laughed so much at something, and it still hits the same everytime I watch it

    • @folkedangel35
      @folkedangel35 Před 2 měsíci +7

      That and the Olive Garden. They were both hilarious with their reactions to all the noise. 😁😂

  • @musics4me
    @musics4me Před 2 měsíci +19

    2:14 The evil smile from Nick who finally stumped Matteo is delicious

  • @irogt
    @irogt Před 2 měsíci +57

    The tangents on this podcast are like serotonin for my ADHD addled brain.

  • @jamesmanley9427
    @jamesmanley9427 Před 2 měsíci +15

    “Why are you fat?” NICK - 😂😂

  • @rene7065
    @rene7065 Před 2 měsíci +12

    "I think you know what happened to tae bo" - that line delivery sent meeeee.

  • @peachesaupear8455
    @peachesaupear8455 Před 2 měsíci +21

    Nick is so right. I don't go to the gym bc being active makes me happy. I go to the gym bc looking attractive makes me happy.

    • @troykm
      @troykm Před 2 měsíci

      That's very shallow

  • @sd1660
    @sd1660 Před 2 měsíci +23

    PICKLEBALL ❤🎉😂 Oh I would love to see that episode

  • @227des
    @227des Před 2 měsíci +40

    these podcasts are the only thing that make me enjoy thursdays

  • @celowein
    @celowein Před 2 měsíci +8

    Nick going "well Tennis bounces" in the perfect tone of self-doubt. Lmao.

  • @variouscoast
    @variouscoast Před 2 měsíci +2

    That Cher impression truly shifts plane and dimension

  • @royal_b
    @royal_b Před 2 měsíci +15

    Nick's main job is voicing squidward. 😂😂😂 Start a gay fight club. ☠️☠️☠️

  • @ResidenceSkater
    @ResidenceSkater Před 2 měsíci +25

    Stadler and Waldorf and Ms Garrett. Lol 😂

    • @caseystrapp281
      @caseystrapp281 Před 2 měsíci +3

      red hair, the four girls...thank you for solving that one! 😄

  • @pandapanda5738
    @pandapanda5738 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Nick is an icon
    He’s an unhealthy skinny person and I’m here for it

  • @K10House
    @K10House Před 2 měsíci +9

    I'm savoring the blemish on the sweatshirt moment. I find people who manage to go around all the time looking fresh and new and clean all the time, and Geezus, their clean cars, to be like exotic creatures. Not human.

  • @witchingbrew3
    @witchingbrew3 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The last time I got sick my Dr ask what my routine was. As soon as I mentioned the gym, she was like there ya go. She straight up said I got a cold from the gym and I believe her. So now I really wipe down everything

  • @shutitdown1026
    @shutitdown1026 Před 2 měsíci +8

    THE FACTS OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!
    Mrs Garrett ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @rn4l62
      @rn4l62 Před 2 měsíci

      Thank you, I was going crazy trying to think of this!

  • @amym1126
    @amym1126 Před 2 měsíci +8

    That is so true about being thin...it's still body shaming! I am 67 and my doctor bugs me every time about how thin I am! It drives me crazy. I'm actually in good shape and health for my age. People should just mind their business 😊❤

    • @radicalmallard
      @radicalmallard Před 2 měsíci +2

      For some time I was overweight and ppl would constantly comment on it and now I'm pretty thin and ppl still comment on it 🙃

    • @amym1126
      @amym1126 Před 2 měsíci

      @@radicalmallard we just can't win!! As long as we are happy with ourselves! 😊

  • @mp-iw6kx
    @mp-iw6kx Před 2 měsíci +8

    I was in a gay bowling league.. So much Fun!.. Cute guys and a lot of Beer 🍻.. 🤣

  • @cme5176
    @cme5176 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Just simply..."THANK YOU Nick & Mateo!" 😂

  • @user-TheDotteKCK
    @user-TheDotteKCK Před 2 měsíci +6

    🤌Matteo's Cher impression was absolute Gold🤣😂😭

  • @trac6009
    @trac6009 Před 2 měsíci +8

    😂 Love all your podcasts...Id pay money to be in a spin class with these 2 micd up monologing and relentlessly roasting everyone

  • @malini2027
    @malini2027 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "That really narrowed it down... Ashley Tisdale, from Clipped?" actually made me laugh out loud

  • @yeecanuck
    @yeecanuck Před 2 měsíci +7

    I go to the gym but I totally 💯 empathize with Nick about the gym ! 😂 “what are you working towards?” A HIIT instructor literally tried to tell me to be more “into” the workout ….🙄

  • @marvinraphaelmonfort8289
    @marvinraphaelmonfort8289 Před 2 měsíci +10

    now matteo is the one who's dressed like grandma in that sweater. so cute! nick's top is sporty but not overly so, still has an edge

  • @hellosaysandrew
    @hellosaysandrew Před 2 měsíci +7

    I adore these two together! My day instantly perks right up when there’s a new episode. ❤

    • @mariaMartinez-bp3cd
      @mariaMartinez-bp3cd Před 2 měsíci +1

      I did a HAPPY DANCE when I saw there was a new episode today... 😊

  • @rn4l62
    @rn4l62 Před 2 měsíci +11

    "It's...refreshing.. " luv Matteo 😂😂😂

  • @Ruth_Styles
    @Ruth_Styles Před 2 měsíci +8

    Lmao @ that delivery! "I think you know what happened to tae Bo"... That eye squint.. I'm ded 😂

  • @SuaveLlaveBlog
    @SuaveLlaveBlog Před 2 měsíci +24

    Both voices bring me comfort for some reason

  • @paunitka7
    @paunitka7 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Long walks is the absolutely healthiest activity. Keep up the good habits, Nick. 👍

  • @unabashedlybashful
    @unabashedlybashful Před 2 měsíci +9

    Angela Lansbury has a workout video that Nick might appreciate...

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv Před 2 měsíci +6

    one brussel sprout and a half box of mac and cheese and your done.............hysterical!

  • @slowdownbuddy
    @slowdownbuddy Před 2 měsíci +4

    I am going to start saying "thats refreshing " towards very unhinged opinions 😂

  • @deptofcarstereorepair
    @deptofcarstereorepair Před 2 měsíci +4

    The Cher stuff was hilarious and my favorite. Nick going to the gym would be a waste of time and money. All he needs is a couple 4lb dumbbells to start with, and the rest is up to Jesus.

  • @jonathanrio6587
    @jonathanrio6587 Před 2 měsíci +3

    TOTALLY here for Nick to play pickleball!!!! PLEASE DO THIS!!!!

  • @0justBETHANY
    @0justBETHANY Před 2 měsíci +7

    I would love a pickleball video!!

  • @krissantos5170
    @krissantos5170 Před 2 měsíci +4

    the show was Facts of Life 📺 & the red head was Mrs. Garrett

  • @amandaclement4296
    @amandaclement4296 Před 2 měsíci +1

    They crack me up 😂I love their friend dynamic 🫶🏼💕

  • @binneyhamilton6941
    @binneyhamilton6941 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Love you both so much, I can’t even!! Ok, so.. I have to say badminton should be one of your episodes. I’m afraid one of you will get hurt even in pickle ball ( or hurt each other!). I have same issue as Nick, I’m just not as tall.. And no Peleton, Nick! Can’t wait to see next episodes ✨

    • @mhtothee
      @mhtothee Před 2 měsíci

      Jfc Nick shouldn't be anywhere near one 😂

  • @grillinman84
    @grillinman84 Před 2 měsíci +2

    My absolute most favorite podcast these days. Matteo's Nick impression kills me every time.

  • @macrinanewhouse
    @macrinanewhouse Před 2 měsíci +2

    “shish koom bah” and “Cher doesn’t mix words” - ur both amazing

  • @Kelabete
    @Kelabete Před 2 měsíci +2

    Listening to them try to figure out what Pickle ball is was the highlight lmao!

  • @Misscollage
    @Misscollage Před 2 měsíci +2

    Matteo’s gasp at the stain on his new sweater 😂❤️

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar Před 2 měsíci +13

    Thank you for the morning gym motivation. It's cold and rainy here in Utah

  • @Taramushi
    @Taramushi Před 2 měsíci +3

    14:37 Nick be out here asking the REAL questions!

  • @ptboy18
    @ptboy18 Před měsícem

    4:35 his Cher is too accurate. I kept laughing hysterically " Sonny...you sunuvabech" 😅😂

  • @jerrywood4508
    @jerrywood4508 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I loved it when Matteo qualified that he'd never been in a steam room 'in a gym.'

  • @waterking19
    @waterking19 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Matao’s hot take on the Muppets Christmas Carol left me flabbergasted. I hope muppets get their own episode

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 Před 2 měsíci

      Yo, like it's such an incredible movie 😂, to write it off so hard is wild

  • @CajonesandCannolis
    @CajonesandCannolis Před 2 měsíci +2

    omggg i watch their gym episode at LEAST once a week 😂and i always end up in tears laughing 🤣🤣🤣 if they did a pickle ball episode im sure it’d be comedic gold 😅😂🤣

  • @makaylacomas8628
    @makaylacomas8628 Před 2 měsíci +4

    PLEASE do an episode on the Twilight Saga 😂

  • @darkcrystal2198
    @darkcrystal2198 Před 2 měsíci +4

    My favorite podcast! "That really narrowed it down"

  • @ID7501
    @ID7501 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I always look forward to these. Thanks guys for the consistency!!

  • @friedmorel
    @friedmorel Před měsícem

    “Pickle ball I want to try”
    “No”
    LMAO

  • @alllliya
    @alllliya Před 2 měsíci +1

    can we see a longer version of this amazing podcast? I would listen this two gems for hours❤

  • @ajeykul
    @ajeykul Před 2 měsíci +2

    The moment M announced the topic, N has to go offtrack with passive aggressive tone about liking the shirt and mentioning the stain .... 😅😅😅

  • @HotDamn85
    @HotDamn85 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Hell ya Hockey!! Come play with the Madison Gay Hockey Association!

  • @amyscott6702
    @amyscott6702 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This saved me today… thank you both ❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂

  • @soloseraphimheartsong3710
    @soloseraphimheartsong3710 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Mrs. Garrett from Facts of Life.

  • @meb1982
    @meb1982 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The muppets ghost of Christmas past is not cgi.

    • @thepeterhallin
      @thepeterhallin Před 2 měsíci +2

      Thank you. Scrolled down here to say this. How dare they! She is a puppet submerged in water!

  • @stacithomas8925
    @stacithomas8925 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Nick should get a Wii fit

    • @aliciaspears7847
      @aliciaspears7847 Před 2 měsíci

      Sadly, Wii related injuries happen all too often. Tore my rotator cuff playing the Wii sports bowling game

  • @jaredleemease
    @jaredleemease Před 2 měsíci

    Fantastic, thank you guys! 🏜🕺🏻🐕🏖

  • @hilaryl1050
    @hilaryl1050 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Yasssss! Please play pickleball! Nick will have me in tears from laughter I guarantee it! 😂

  • @AbellA666
    @AbellA666 Před 2 měsíci

    Man, I love your Podcast!! You always make my day 😊😊😊

  • @mysteryd2065
    @mysteryd2065 Před 2 měsíci

    You guys make my day
    Thank u for the great content❤

  • @georgiakuchinsky
    @georgiakuchinsky Před 2 měsíci +2

    I need a Cher showdown with Matteo and Trixie

  • @phillip7645
    @phillip7645 Před 2 měsíci

    "well.. Not soon enough." was the funniest thing I've ever heard Nick say 😂

  • @skylynnwhite6587
    @skylynnwhite6587 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Ms. Garrett from Facts of Life? Is that who Nick meant? 😂

  • @williambryant7686
    @williambryant7686 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Would love to see a Pickle-Ball adventure!

  • @findingpebble8615
    @findingpebble8615 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Red hair 4 girls… Mean Girls?? 6:57

  • @Marvelous0ne
    @Marvelous0ne Před 2 měsíci +1

    Girls, girls, girls! The show The Facts of Life and Ms.Garrett!

  • @sarahchristine546
    @sarahchristine546 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Yesssss, Matteo & Nick play pickleball. Can’t wait!

  • @christianhadsell8915
    @christianhadsell8915 Před 2 měsíci

    Look tiny Mateo!! You leave Nicks shoes alone!!!😂❤

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums Před 2 měsíci

    Fantastic episode as always! 💯

  • @melissamyers9441
    @melissamyers9441 Před 2 měsíci

    Nick is everything!!! " a stiff breeze in the wintertime" lol that took me out #deceased

  • @lucilleyoung4744
    @lucilleyoung4744 Před 2 měsíci

    You two are so honest--that's why the show is so popular. I agree with you two. I work out but only for myself. I don't do classes either. I have had surgery and know my body.

  • @dziobak101
    @dziobak101 Před 2 měsíci

    THE WALL THING!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mdeliacloherty
    @mdeliacloherty Před 2 měsíci

    Best one yet ✌🏻

  • @lkf8799
    @lkf8799 Před 2 měsíci

    LOL that reminds me of the scene in Anyone But You where they're swimming and the buff guy can barely swim and the girl is all disgusted and tells him 'Oh my God, you're hot girl fit!' 😂😂😂

  • @Feyd_TV
    @Feyd_TV Před měsícem

    "A podcast where we talk about 1 thing for 15 mins - today: The gym..... Sooo tell me about this CGI Renesmee Ghost of Christmas Past"
    😂

  • @belatedly
    @belatedly Před 2 měsíci

    15:11 "well tennis bounces..." Nick, you slay me

  • @SS-mj8zq
    @SS-mj8zq Před 2 měsíci

    They are so Marley and Marley!!! Truer words have never been spoken❤😂

  • @leslieedwards7329
    @leslieedwards7329 Před 2 měsíci

    “Well, not soon enough.” 😂😂

  • @caleblow1456
    @caleblow1456 Před 2 měsíci

    I live for these podcasts

  • @ariadnaligorria4582
    @ariadnaligorria4582 Před 2 měsíci

    I love this two so much❤❤❤

  • @kellygreen119
    @kellygreen119 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love love love you two

  • @kellyinCT09
    @kellyinCT09 Před 2 měsíci +1

    My only critique is that I want more than 15 minutes of you two❤