Making Fun of the Biggest Blockbuster Bombs Ever
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0:00 - BaaM is BACK
0:57 - Cowboys & ... ALIENS??
19:34 - Battleship ... & ALIENS??
27:35 - The Dark Tower ... & no ALIENS??
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i love how dylan absolutely refuses to call the characters by their actual names
Honestly, for me, it makes it easier to know who he's talking about. I'm probably not gonna remember the character's name, but I'll more than likely remember the weird nicknames.
@@taylordavis5398 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Missed the opportunity to call Dylan something else. ("I love how Drew absolutely refuses to call the characters by their actual name")
As then, it would have been you calling him by a different name while refering to the fact that he refuses to call people by their name.
I am always impressed by how smart and dumb Dylan can be, sometimes at the same time 🤠
Love him so much
A true talent
Literally!
He would say some of the smartest things and then BOOM, absolutely the worst sentence ever said from his mouth right after 😭
@@keychains5806 LOL true
Ya sums him up pretty good.
Dylan thanking the veterans for their service and calling them garbage actors in the same sentence is why I still watch his videos lmao
Hahahaha
this made me laugh so much hahaha
it was how fast he said it for me hahhahahha
Dylan is the definition of “ never let them know ur next move “
Lamo this made me ugly laugh
Dylan’s channel is always a surprise bc you never know what you’re gonna get or when you’re gonna get it
Truee
What are you talking about he adhered to a strict schedule. Same time every week, very reliable
@@sambutterfield8960 oh my you’re so right I don’t know what came over me 😰 consider this my formal apology to Dylan for insinuating he doesn’t follow the very strictly set schedule he consistently follows so rigidly I’m very sorry Dylan 😔
@@sambutterfield8960 I don't know how he finds the time to upload every single week AND write his book.
@@sambutterfield8960 that he doesn't follow lmao
Really like this type of series. Can't wait to see what's in the next one in 8 months.
I genuinely thought he stopped doing these man lol
@@chantaljohnson6856 I just know that a FRIENDS analysis is coming, don't know when though. I'm so hyped about it 😭
@@karishmachaudhary9953 I hope he totally destroys Friends
Halfway there!
Lmfao
I worked on The Dark Tower, so I hope you liked the scene where he throws up the moon clips and catches them in his revolvers, because I did my best animating that shit 😅
That looked cool af! It’s not your fault someone thought it was a good idea to make one movie that’s a sequel to an 8 book series while also being mostly based on the first book.
Thank you for your work!
Dylan saying for years that the OC is the best teen drama and his favourite show only to switch it to Friday Night Lights in less than 5 seconds is why I have trust issues
same, I feel betrayed
right! like has he ever even mentioned friday night lights before?? i was so surprised lol
Yeah, he probably just likes being controversial, coz OC is generally regarded as way too pointlessly dramatic. So he likes this show, but he also just wants to fuck with people😅😂
@@asthajindal5275 😅😅
Dylan’s schedule is realy something to strive towards
Couldn't agree more 😂😂😂😂
ong 😭
Definitely
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
ikr how can anyone live up to these standards?
Unpopular opinion: Dylan would lowkey do a great TED talk
"lowkey" babe have we not been watching all those intellectual late night dylan videos its gonna be super highkey
yes... unpopular opinion 🤣🤣
He could do a sequel to the Ted Talk "Do Schools kill creativity" and just blabber on about how his college shut down.
Correction.... He would bomb it magnificently
"Why colleges are scams"
The most disappointing thing about battleship is that no one said "you sank my battleship" probably would have been a box office hit if they had 😂
"The overlap of people who like westerns and people who like sci-fi has to be pretty small"
it's my dad. my dad is the demographic for this movie. Cowboys & Aliens was made for HIM and he LOVES it lol
So few likes for this comment 😂
It's crazy how all these movies have EXTREMELY famous actors in it and yet the movies still managed to fail this bad
Good actors can only do so much for a garbage script.
I remember as a kid I saw the poster and thought it would be a lesser version of that space mountain Disney movie I think the Rock was in. But like with gimmicky aliens and cowboys. It felt try hard to me as a 9/10 yr old.
It's called Race to Witch Mountain I looked it up. Yeah, Dwayne the rock is in it. Alien movie. I remember the posters looking super similar but after I googled it I don't know why I thought that. They don't really look all that similar. They're just blue and the characters are arranged into a triangle. But in RTWM they're just heads and in CvsA is bodies. The vibe was similar I guess.
@@yukikanegawa7470 spot on w this. remember being super excited to see it for annasophia robb when i was younger & even with my child pea brain i felt seriously sad at how underwhelming it was
I see Dylan still has not found an Editor he can tolerate yet. 😂
tbh his own editing is by far the best... its simple, to the point and not overloaded with images, soundeffects and other stuff. 3min into the movie and i had to stop because after nearly every sentence there is a graphic, funny sound or something else. I really love dylan and his videos, but not this "newish" editing style.
@@duxatrox7693 not overloaded with images and sound effects??? Did you watch the video? This is one of the worst edited videos from him I have seen
@@KillerQueenDopamine it’s on purpose tho
@@KillerQueenDopamine every beer and a movie is edited this way. That’s why he has green screen to add visuals, memes and clips. It’s not very similar to his movie commentary videos
@@jimgallager4790 Exactly. The beer and a movie segments always take him a long time to complete as well since he basically creates everything from scratch. So much work gets put into it. I went to film school as well (although I went to a large university that has not closed down, lol), and I personally love his editing style in all of his videos. I appreciate his attention to detail, his creativity, and the amount of work he puts into all of his videos. Very well done, and it's part of why he's my favorite CZcamsr!
the way I was actually startled by Dylan demoting The OC to 2nd place for Friday Night Lights lol. like he's been talking about how much he loves The OC... FOR YEARS.
Now i wonder if his college closed lol like what is truth anymore
who’s gonna tell Dylan that After Ever Happy isn’t the last After movie in the franchise 😂
Okay, that movie title is pretty stupid imo lmao
I read your comment and didn't want to believe it, but I looked it up. Dear god who's still green lighting these sequels?!
@@00juls00 amazon prime ? i don't know i only watch it through Dylan and that's all i need to do
Dylan: *puts out most edited video ever*
Also Dylan: guys I’m looking for an editor
I feel like movie studios should appreciate content like this. It honestly made me want to watch cowboys and aliens cause like wtf?
Tbh you should.
I actually loved that movie when I was younger
That movie is trashy yet underrated imo
just throwing in my two cents here. my dad made me watch this movie with him and it was so painful. i thought the movie was really boring despite the concept lending itself to a lot more
I watched it several times when it came out. I just love it lol
The first movie dissection brings up my biggest pet peeve in terms of movies and TV shows: don't make your character go through trauma if YOU ARENT GOING TO MAKE THEM DEAL WITH IT
The thing about the gold has an even weirder angle to it than just a weirdly primitive alien economy:
If you have mastered interstellar space flight then earth where gold is merely a trace metal is probably one of the least obvious choices for mining - space has plenty of places where it is way easier accessible in much greater abundance, and with less energy and effort required. Coming to earth for gold is essencially like coming to the sahara desert in search of surface water.
Gotta have that cactus watah
i really appreciate you sticking to your schedule every single week 🥰
I always get nervous he’s dead
@@Bigtuna.420 wait... Why😭
@@FIREcrochethairstyles he has some heart problems, he spoke about it in a previous video
@@WeAreInseparable6 ikr I legit don't know if he was joking about the severity
dylan posting every monday for years truly shows dedication
this 20 year old is someone everybody should look up to for inspiration
i know you probably know this and it’s probably a joke coz of his nose ring but just in case you’re not joking he’s 30
@@glugglug6179 lol ik
but ty for the explanation
and its fun
and like lets face it
he is 20, theres no escaping it
“how old are you?”
“20 years old”
“how long have you been 20 years old?”
“a while”
Dylan: Knows big words
Also Dylan: Thinks electricity was invented(!) in 1962
Shut up nerd! Ya big nerd! Sit there and be quiet! 😤
I don't think Dylan realises how huge the fan base for western crossed with scifi truly is - Firefly and Cowboy Bebop (original).
I have nothing more to say.
The Mandalorian as well
Both of those are pretty niche but their small fanbases are very passionate
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat True! Really all of Star Wars is essentially western/sci fi
Don't forget cowboy bebop it's more space themed western but still good
Wild Wild West, Legend (the one with Richard Dean Anderson and John DeLancie), Brisco County Jnr
Dylan, there’s going to be a FIFTH “After” movie called “After Everything.” And I’m not even joking. I’m sorry.
Oh no
I feel like they're going to make a "After the zombie apocalypse" movie at some point.
@@krahvata honestly that would probably be the most entertaining ngl
The last movie is titled “After Death” and it’s them both being toxic in hell
@@okokoklalala844 how bout "After Life"?
just when we needed him most.... he came back
On the dark tower movie, when you said "these people probably hated this movie more than i do", you hit the nail on the head. As a huge fan of the dark tower books, me and 3 friends (also fans of the books) watched this movie in the theater. After the movie, we all walked out and didn't even say anything for about 10 minutes. We were just shocked how they could possibly do this so bad.
No...that's sounds so disappointing. Are the books good? I'm tempted to read them
@@jtm881 I loved the books, but it really depends on what genre you like. It's a long story. I would recommend just reading the first one, and see if it peaks your interest. The books are filled with nods to other King books, since the dark tower series is the pillar in the centre of all his books.
Imho the first 4-5 books are incredible, but some of the later ones fall a bit flat. Still great reads, but just kind of a tempo change.
It's hard to explain. But i would say if you're into reading fantasy, you should def. give it a go :)
What’re the bigger problems of the movie as an adaptation?
The biggest problem is they tried to put too much material in 90 minutes. The dark tower series is 4250 pages long. That's a thousand pages more than the harry potter series. Not even including all of Kings other work, that is referenced in this series. You can't cram that into one movie. Imagine if there was only one harry potter movie, with all the books squished in there.
My second biggest issue was that they portrayed Roland as this "giving up" type. And Jake had to get him back on track. Not how it went at all. Roland lives and breathes for the destruction of the tower. There is no stopping him. And he would sacrifice anyone or anything in it's path. Trying really hard to write this without spoilers for the would be readers, so i'll leave it at that.
But yeah, this was a clusterfuck.
This was Dylan’s most chaotic video to date…just start to finish chaos and the transition into the Ad for NordVPN, genius 😂😂
Dylan’s video editing has become unhinged and I’m here for it
The combination of cow boys and aliens can make sense because even though the styles are very different The main concept of exploring and surviving in the unknown is the same. firefly is an example of that working really well.
🤷♀️ I figured it was an analogy for Europeans invading the Americas looking for gold and carrying advanced weapons.
Cowboy bebop as well
Firefly is so fucking good
pretty sure i've heard somewhere that star wars was supposed to be a space westeren aswell lol
Prey was pretty good recently too i thought
Some of Dylan's most chaotic and unhinged editing yet and I'm here for it
Sadly Taylor Kitsch wasn't just in 1 box office bomb, not just 2, no the man was the LEAD in 3 box office bombs that release IN THE SAME YEAR. John Carter, Battleship, and Savages. They each released 2 months apart from each other. The kid was nuclear after that. He was cast in Lone Survivor prior to the release of the the 3 bombs. But he's only played supporting roles since in movies.
Of his 14 movies he's been a lead/supporting character in only 2 would be considered successful. Lone Survivor and John Tucker Must Die.
I think he, as an actor, just works better in longer format productions like TV shows.
Dylan really said "I need a new editor. So now let's show of what I want - exactly, all of the editing!"
the college sham is always present, im always waiting for it. it's not a real dylan video without it
the thought of Dylan taking the time to get a custom made Hardin mug is the funniest shit ever
this unearthed memories of seeing cowboysbin aliens with my dad in theaters when i was like 11. the romance plot made way more sense to me then bc i thought the wife and oliva wilde were the same person 💀
That is legitimately a much better plot X'D X'D X'D
The kid in C&A was also Aang in The Last Airbender released the year prior, and those are the only two things that child actor ever did… Sort of feel bad for him, he was a bit doomed from the start!
That's actually kind of sad. I hope he stopped acting more out of disinterest than discouragement. But he also had a suspiciously strong start
picard's face popping up when Dylan mentioned Star Wars was perfect
choked at that one lol
It was my favorite part of the video 😂
Finding out half way through the movie that 007 stole from himself is probably one of the best plot twists of all time
The editing in this. Top tier work Dylan. A+ literally made me cry
i love how much fun dylan has with the green screen😭
Ah yes. Dylan floating on the TED talk stage. Perfect intro
ngl at first glance I thought I clicked on the wrong video 😭
Dylan. I am so serious right now. I absolutely love the editing of this video, okay? I was laughing so much! Don't hire someone else. I need the whimsy.
the way dylan simultaneously brought up REGINA SPEKTOR and a bible story took me back to my childhood and im so surprised rn LMAO
"Final After movie thats coming out" Someone tell him💀
not it 💀
What news? WHAT NEWS? Oh no... Please tell me this news.
@@kolosjonoka9283 yes we do😚
there’s another one? 👁👄👁
Beer and a movie is the most underrated Dylan content lol, it's so fun! I hope he's able to find an editor that can match his vibe/sense of humour, he deserves to have less of a workload all on himself
The editing in this series is a feast, I can rewind and watch every second thrice
genuinely laughed out loud at the “alright alright alright” joke
This editing is supreme, the whole 40 minutes is so entertaining, you always have something to look at
Not gonna lie, wasn’t expecting to hear the words “daddy riddler” this much on a Dylan video.
Dylan has got to be the only person who’s equally smart and dumb yet I love him for it lol
best ted talk in my opinion. The mug really brings it all together
dylan hating Olivia Wilde is the most relevent thing he has ever done lol
her character, not her
So true
he literally said he's a fan lol
what did Olivia wilde do?
@@Alexcutspie made mad the internet
Dylan I can't even express how good this video is?! PLEASE don't hire anyone else to edit for you because your editing is actually some of the most entertaining and well done stuff I've ever seen. I could gush for hours about the film choices, the green-screen clips, even the ad segue! Instead I'll just leave it at WOW, this was MORE than worth the wait ♥
It probs takes way too long and exhausts him which is why he takes long to update (like he probs doesn’t have the motivation to edit for such long hours) /nm
I loved the editing too
The editing in this goes crazy. I know his usual videos are edited really well also but I feel like this video in particular is top tier.
im not even kidding ive watched every single movie commentary video and honestly dylan has the videos where i can literally watch every one again and again without being bored
The day Dylan stops using his green screen is the day the world burns to the ground
This week I found out the college I went to is closing and immediately thought "Dylan warned me about this.."
The best part of this video is Dylan quickly thanking veteran’s for their service before insulting their acting 😂😂😂
Discovering that Dylan is a Regina Spector fan makes me feel so validated, no one I know knows who she is😭
Dylan: Any guesses on what cowboys and aliens is about?
Me: clearly a horror film.
Dylan may need new editors, but let me tell you this editor is WILD. I love BaaM so much, its my favorite thing Dylan has ever done. This video is everything i want from the editor, just extra wild random ideas that fit Dylan's humour so well. Kudos to them cus this video made my day 💛
I think Dylan edited it but I'm not sure
@@zoemarguerite7150 he used to edit his own videos, but i think he has an editor now. if he doesnt, the editing is simply perfect ✨
Sorry, but this editing sucks. Probably meant for the tiktok generation, but, god-awful.
@@ratatica he said he’s looking for editors because the other one didn’t work out so he edited this one himself
That's very Dylan style video editing wise. I think that's his work
I remember seeing Battleship in theaters when it came out, and absolutely *loving* it. But I remember being confused because the plot was borderline non-existent, but it was just so much fun to watch. Pure spectacle. Now I want to rewatch it as an adult with an adult brain
honestly i still love it even though i know it’s not peak cinema
i love what dylan thinks of as niche.. like the famous books and tv shows/movie... babysitter club. Samson, the biblical story popular in media... literally talked about in one of the most famous songs in the world, "hallelujah:... he just is like "yeah who would know this"
I personally LOVED Battleship. It ranks right up there with Pacific Rim as a super cool dumb movie that I can't help but love. Hot main character, monsters, giant robot machines, and lots of explosions. SO dumb...but a great watch.
SAME!!!!!! I love it so much its so funny!
The amputee an the wimpy geek scenes are so dumb its endearing
an the old dudes walking out to fight once more over old timey hard rock is class
I just love how his chair just floats around in this 😂😤
Dylan's explaning ability is comedy gold. I always understand his commentary/review about movies that I haven't even watched yet
Dylan said “I need an editor” and then fucking proved it for 40 minutes
Ah I love this series because you're really analyzing the movies and connecting them while also making jokes. It makes me looks at them in a completely different way and allows me to laugh at the same moment
i am so sorry to tell you but the one coming out right now is unfortunately not the last after movie - there's at least another two coming apparently
The way everything Dylan said about Dark Tower is actually in the books ( it is my ultimate favourite book series ever that I have about three tattoos from it ), really shows Stephen King's amazing creativity and how much Hollywood ruins his books 🥲
Editing on this is top-tier.
I love how amazing of a youtuber dylan is. I'm subscribed to so many people that dont have a set schedule, but i always know every monday dylan is there. Thank you dylan
Anyone else got some weird Mandela Effect thing going on where they thought the movie was called "Cowboys vs Aliens"?
YEP
omg I thought it was called that 😭
I think it’s cause we think of the title being similar to Monsters Vs Aliens
I always wondered why I struggled to like the same movies as my dad and sit and watch them with him, and I think it's because his taste is literally blockbuster bombs 😭 like he always wants to watch these with me and they end up being movies that I never want to watch again and/or I forget the plot entirely. I feel so bad because that's his way of spending time with people but it's so hard for me to sit through them
No lie, I did a cosplay of Cowboys and Aliens for a highschool costume day. Even cut and burned a metal mug so I could make the wrist thing, which absolutely eviscerated my wrist. As you'd guess, no one knew who the costume was lol
I also bought the movie twice because I lost the first copy I bought 🙃
Dylan: "The overlap of people who like westerns and and Sci-Fi has to be pretty small"
Firefly fans/The Mandalorian fans: are we a joke to you?
Dylan talking about the overlap of military and aliens, totally forgetting Independence Day.
I swear everytime he does the sponsored parts ,i dont expect it and then stare at him like "really ??" DYLAN IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE A SMOOTH TRANSITION LIKE THAT ISTG-
God bless this editor!!! Every phrase, every sentence.. New composite background!! This is green screen compositing to level 300,000!!! Wow! This editor did composition and key frames for LIFE!!! Is there an Emmy for best editing and compositing in a CZcams video? This editor deserves it!!
dylan being seemingly unaware of the fact that people can enjoy multiple genres of movies regardless of age while also having a movie commentary channel where he reviews all genres of movies and enjoys a lot of them is incredibly funny to me
I took a sip of my drink every time Dylan did and I got drunk just as fast as he did... Love that for us
@@maggiemae9099 It should be 😏
Dylan: people who like westerns and people who like sifi has to be pretty small.
The entire Firefly fan base: hello. I’d like to introduce myself.
I was just about to make that comment! Firefly needs more love!
Yes! Also they have the anti-hero trope in common for sure..
Battleship is one of my favorite movies, its a great scifi action flick you can just turn your brain off for a while and enjoy. Plus I love that they had actual veterans involved, the scene where the vets show up to help ready the battleship gives me goosebumps every time. I can see how the movie wouldn't be to everyones tastes, but I really think some just don't give it the chance it deserves, but to each their own I suppose!
Dylan shading Olivia Wilde has got to be my favorite moment
BEER & A MOVIE IS BACK? ARE WE DREAMING?
I appreciate how high pitched his voice gets as he gets more and more drunk.
“If you like Star Wars” *shows a picture of captain Picard* 😂
Fun fact: it’s actually implied that the Dark Tower film is canon to the books, as Roland has the Horn of Eid with him, which he had at the end of the last book when his journey restarted.
dylan you don’t need a new editor, this editing was absolutely flawless.
Dylan a year ago: Guys Beer and a Movie is coming soon.
Me: ah the day has finally arrived.
dylan the transition between the movie and the sponsor was some of your best work
this editing is absolutley wild
Genuinely no clue if he did the: "I'm gonna put a Star Trek character when referring to Star Wars" on purpose or not. I'm concerned and triggered, so congrats Dylan
He absolutely googled “Star Trek character” and slapped Picard up there on purpose
The editing is so chaotic but somehow it works 🤷♀️😂
The fact that Dylan has a man crush on Dylan O'Brien and yet he has not seen the masterpiece that is Dylan O'Brien playing the main villain in the second half of the 3rd season of Teen Wolf is just sad. He missed out on greatness.
REGINA SPEKTOR IS SOOO UNDERRATEEEEEED
Bless you Dylan, this goddess deserves people listening to her
dylan: olivia wilde is in there, i dont wanna say anything bad about her
me: oh pls say as much bad stuff as you want, its funny
Dylan: references a bible story (Samson and Delilah)
Also Dylan: is that too niche?
I missed this format!! Dylan just laying into the more critical movie talk in a different way to his movie commentaries...like his movie commentaries are roasts that sometimes make way for more critical commentary (which are always a pleasant addition)...these ones feel more casual but he gets to flex his film knowledge in a more in-depth way..
31:00
Omg that's how they taught us to confront bullies at school! Super effective!