Tom Segura Explains His Dad
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Tom’s dad is a regional treasure
Not national? Understandable
Regional for sure 😂
A man of culture
I…I think I wanna hang out with Toms dad. 🤣
Fr old people give less than zero fucks and it’s amazing 🤩
Source: was raised by my grandma and her sisters.
hey buddy
The timing this man has for his jokes is impeccable...
By the time you see the joke here it has already been told dozens of times and timing has been adjusted over and over. It's not a skill. It's practice.
@@KeepingItKeith you sir are a downer
@@KeepingItKeith Huh?
Practice is how you develop skill.
@@KeepingItKeith thats like saying kobe or jordan weren't skilled because they practiced alot😑
@@KeepingItKeith duuuude I thought he made up a new hour every night. Like Leno!
The punchline is Tom will be just like his Dad in 20 years.
He already is lol go listen to his podcast.
He's been Top Dog for like 37 years
Will be?
Make it 10
Are you Chinese?
There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy.
I mean, I threw grenades into bunkers
With kindness!
Especially when they won’t stop squinting at me
@@WhiteyFord87 Where there people inside??
Yeah, except for not pulling out.
I didn't know how accomplished Tom's dad was, it sucks he passed away, he seemed like such a nice guy.
Top Dog was definitely the man for sure 🤟🏾🤙🏾
RIP Top Dog! 👖
Hey buddy. Top dog here.
I think Tom left a nice legacy for his did with everyone with all those great dad jokes lol
@@patrickcarlson853 just heard today. No better feeling than killing the enemy
I’ve seen these bits so many times but toms delivery makes it so rewatchable 😂
So true😂
Me too!!
Daaaaaaadd!
RIGHT!?!?!? The TLJones one always gets me.
Actual facts. I always think that every rewatch.
Rest in peace Top Dog, a true legend that made us all laugh
El Perro Mejor
@commentor ok nah top dog passed away. His dad was top dog.
@commentor ok hahahaha
I had tears in my eyes about seeing the black people having fun .
Please tell me you’ve seen Tom’s subway story with Colbert
"Pretty sure you can cut hair with a gut"
I'm in awe, I could never even dream of being that savage
What is the meaning of this expression?
@@mrslyslyf Which one?
Tom is a legend
@@Bendesho I guess "cutting hair with a gut"
I'm also not native English speaker and I think there's something very funny there that I'm not fully understanding, I'd be grateful if you could explain it 😂
@@sergiolazaromartinez491 "Cutting hair with a gut" isn't a common expression. Tom is just saying that even if the girl has a large belly due to being pregnant, she could still be a hair stylist.
As a Black dude I can relate
We do party
Lol
Nice man, I’m Asian and I enjoy watching too
I'm an Arab and we just enjoy being there with heavy cologne but not drink anything
@Christopher Smith 😂
@Christopher Smith I'd totally watch that show!
@Christopher Smith I don't know about whites being jealous of Blacks partying, but am "happy go Lucky" in nature, even deep mid winter am still HGL.., the sight of my Black HGL hiney just triggers nerves even b4 I take a sit.
the fact that Tom's dad calls him Buddy when they talk warms my cold dead heart
"Hey buddy"
Rip Top Dog Segura. What an awesome relationship Tom had with his father.
I also love seeing black people have fun! Their joy is highly infectious
Is that why you made them?
Hey God , please call my mom back. She’s misses you
I think he was being sarcastic!
Screen name checks out.
@@frankcarrasquillo6394 No man, I don't think he was. Tom Segura's dad has waaay more than enough money to get on any cruise he wants.
“I like watching black people having fun.” “I mean we all do but….” Oh my lord 😂 Segura is a national treasure
I thought I was the only one.
It’s a nice reminder that they’re human. Like, I know they’re human, but like, I sometimes feel just a little weird around them and it makes me feel bad that other people probably feel the same way.
Seeing them have fun makes me feel less guilty too.
Don’t tell anyone I said that.
@WHALEx3 you think your opinion matters? You're just a poor to him.
@@WHALEx3bro what😭 I won’t tell anyone but that’s a wild statement.
@@grumpymonkeyenterprises6413 yeah man, it’s like, I feel bad that I and other white people feel uncomfortable around them because they don’t deserve that. The fact that so many other white people feel uncomfortable around them most likely hold them back in life. But, if I can see them having fun, it makes me relieved because it’s like they can get by without needing acceptance from us.
Tom Segura has some of the best comedic timing in the business
I was at a Dennys once and this older gent (yes white) told me, "When I was growing up it would have been a bad thing to date a woman like you. Now everyone is mixing with everyone and allowed to date whoever, it's BEAUTIFUL! If I didn't have a bad hip I'd show you a good time and I could make up for lost time". He had this funny little laugh that I still remember. I just said, "Yea that is too bad; enjoy your meal". I can't wait until I get that age.
You should of hit that hahah
@@brettthebest3978 Oh Goodness. Geriatric loving. ☺
Did he look a like good time though… there’s always a cat daddy out there no matter their race😌
😂🤣😅🥲
@@ShamsiaK I could tell that maybe he was good looking in his youth.
Top dog is a legend. Shout out to all the mommys
Don't be stingy
HOME HERE NOW
Hey Buddy
What?
High and tight mommy
Truly a brilliant comedian, a sense of timing and expression that is old school made fresh!
Tom Segura has ultra instinct timing for jokes and sarcasm
Parents are the start of all rumors because we don’t question.. lol
Until she tries to tell you with a straight face that your Uncle Willie's long-time live-in roommate Mr. Peaches is just a friend.
@@thegodblogger3812 Mr. Peaches yeah he's a good man.
I thought I was related to Michael Jackson for years. But to be fair that was my aunt with Dementia and not my mom's fault.
@@viscountrainbows6452 I don't want any context, this is perfect.
Lol really? I question everything that leaves my mom's mouth.
I think Tom's dad and my dad were neighbors.
My cousin and his family came out from back East for a visit and with them was a foreign exchange student. A fifteen year old German girl. My dad was in WWII and I see that he is trying to figure out something to say to this girl in a lull and I'm thinking, oh shit I know that look... and what he comes up with, I shit you not is... "That Hitler was a pretty bad guy."
Because it was the only thing about being German he could come up with.
Your dad was wrong. That austrian painter with funny mustaches had some fantastic ideas.
He was certainly an odd looking duck
@@TheodorTosho right! Some were so good we use them today like the Audi symbol, the Olympics symbol, United Nations symbol, etc…
My mates grandad is czech ,I was over for a wedding he was a different level of saying what he wants, basically the bride was of gypsy decent witch in the rural areas can be an issue if you get my drift, so he starts telling a story about before 2nd World War of this fat gypsy bullying him as a kid and how horrible they where, he paused.... "but then hitler came an cleared it all up" this was in ear shot of the bride different breed saw World wars occupied by the USSR , after his wife nudged him he followed it up with "well there not a problem now,you have been fine " 😂
Rest in Peace Tom Sr. You may have had your odd moments but from everything that I've heard his Son say about him and from those that knew him he sounded like a good dude and a great dad.
Wair, he’s dead?
Damn, r.i.p
Tom's impression of showing a dog a treat and telling it to sit still absolutely kills me every time
Just saw his show last night, and it was fucking hilarious. I honestly didn’t know his dad passed away not too long ago… RIP Papa Segura 🙏
Rip top dog
I love Tom's head-tilt before saying "DUDE" (re: leaving it in), it's like he needs to gain momentum to deliver the line with appropriate emotional charge xD
RIP Top Dog. Truly a diamond in the rough.
What are you talking about? RIP to whom?
@@ndibu toms dad passed away
Oh damn! That's so sad. I didn't know this.
“Hey Buddy!!!” - Top Dog
"Rumors are like news but without the commitment".
Mainstream news media be like
This makes me miss my dad. Didn't know I could cry from pain and amusement at the same time. I'm sure there's a German word for it.
@penis doppelpenis gods bless the Germans and their language.
@@bateman2112 and absolutely nothing else.
It don’t mean what ur implying. Skadeglädje ( in swedish) means the joy u get from somebody else’s pain
Weltscmerz is a feeling of sentimental sadness.
@@foxibot I find Weltschermz to be a beautiful sounding word. Literally translated as "world-pain"
Tom killed it with the last joke about law school students going into the barber business
"Hey Buddy" - RIP Top Dog.
Netflix brilliantly ends this video before Tom says "im not joking" in the full standup lol
tbf cutting right after "i'm not joking" wouln't be totally fair
I relate so hard to just accepting everything your dad says as fact. I’m 30 and he could tell me anything and I’d believe it.
Rest In Peace to his dad. 🤍 Thinking of you, Tom. I didn’t know he had passed away until I saw your show.
His dad recently died...
RIP TOP DOG
"Never a better feeling than killing the enemy"
RIP Top Dog
RIP Top Dog.
This is the kind of content that makes legends. You sir are Funny.
So sad Tom's Dad just died. Loved when he would call in to the Podcast. RIP Top Dog
“Hey buddy how you doing!?” Oh your moms playing bridge.
"Tom mayy, I need a new mac book"
YOOOOO I read the title before clicking and I said that outloud.
Wassup jeans!
R.I.P. TOPDOG
tom segura is easily one of my favorite comedians now. all started with tyson, but his standup is impeccable.
R.I.P. Top Dog. We'll miss you, buddy.
RIP Top Dog. Legends live forever
Dad with a treat had me crying
I've been listening to Tom for over a decade now and I follow him and his wife and everything they do it's a part of my day I'm very thankful
RIP Old Man Segura. Sounds like you had a good run. Semper Fi.
RIP Top Dog. What a guy.
His dad is like my father n' law. Hilarious
Isn’t Tom’s dad the same guy who will stand up and walk away mid conversation because he’s bored? 😆
Tom is the king of delivery. I've seen a hundred amazing stand up comics and he is the best.
R.I.P. Top Dog
RIP TOP DOG
At least his dad isn't like Steven Seagal
Well, he technically is, cause he was telling that story bout TLJ being gay for 47 years. I would not be surprised if his dad also flew Skippy when being in Viet.
R.I.P TOG DOG🥺. “No better feeling than killing the enemy”- top dog❤️
Rip Top Dog 😢 I’ll miss you “hey buddy” response when Timmy called you on the podcast.
RIP Top Dawg! So funny 😂
His reaction to the crowd at the end is great lol
Rest in paradise Top Dog❤️❤️
How many times am I going to listen to this?
R.I.P. Top dog
Rest in peace Top Dog.
The not pulling out bit is true, feels too good if you drop it inside.
Rest in Peace Top Dawg.
Rest in peace TopDog
having seen toms standup before being a mommy and then rewatching after hearing topdog actually talk is a totally different experience. rest in peace top dog.
DaaaaaAAAAD.
Gets me every time
THE LAST BIT HAD ME DEAD… but you leave it in … dude 💀
R.I.P. TOP DOG!! 🤣
R.I.P. Top Dog........ always be a legend
My husbands joy is telling me certain celebrities died that didn’t die 🤷🏻♀️ it’s an odd pastime but in his defense I do usually believe him because I’m gullible
Thats fucking hilarious
Your husband is my spirit animal 😂
Rest In Peace Top Dog ❤️❤️❤️
RIP Top Dawg.
RIP Top Dog 😢
cheering for Tom having a kid bc there’s gonna be some kid jokes in the future
That vid was old.
@@spacebar9733 oops
There already is, plenty of them he’s up to two sons now lol. Check out ballhog on Netflix
RIP Top Dog 💕
RIP Top Dog. Legend.
He absolutely KILLED. That audience was going NUTS. Great set
“Guys I’m joking I’m jokin!” Perfect, im gonna laugh for weeks on that line.
*Applause stops*
Tom: ... I'm Not joking
RIP Top Dog
Kept his jeans high and tight to the very end.
RIP TOP DOGG!!!
Rest in Proto Top Dog
Rip Top dog, condolences go out to Tom.
RIP Top Dawg ✨
RIP TOP DAWG 😭❤️
That way he says DaaaaAAAAaaad after he calls his father is the reason I keep coming back to this vid 😅
His dad was actually First Vice President at a giant company. Super impressive
Top Dog will be missed. RIP.
RIP top dog 😔
This whole video was straight comedic fire! I laughed all the way through!
Lol the woman in the audience at the end was so terrified that she forgot she was at a stand up comedy and Tom had to remind her XD
I love his sarcasm and precision of words!
Rest in Peace Top Dog
RIP Top Dog…
RIP Top Dog. You raised a wonderful son.
Bro that “DaaaaaAAAAAADD” had me dying 🤣
He’s a genuinely funny dude.
Good for him.
Rest in peace, Top Dog
Rest In Piece Top Dog 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
RIP Top Dog 🙏🏽