I can tell you what I don't believe. I don't believe men walked on the moon. I don't believe 19 men with box cutters did 9/11. I don't believe that it's normal for the entire world to act like they have one single mind.
Ok I can't hide it any longer, I was paid by the same people who pay Joe Rogan to shill round-earth to make this video. I'm sorry for letting you all down.
A conspiracy theorist is just a term that was given to the sheep to be able to dismiss what people say that is not following the narrative. But don't worry. It's not like they actually have so much mind control over people that people will start murdering each other in the streets or something.
Yeah, that's a legit phenomenon. Basically, if you're gullible enough to believe one of them, you're vulnerable to any/all of them. "Vulnerable" being a key word, here... Also, ever notice how most (though not all) of them are religious? And I mean like Young Earth Creationist religious.
“Correlation does not equal causation” “I do not understand those sheep words”. Every online conversation I’ve ever had...Well add in “I have black friends” and it’s accurate.
Right, its not as if 0.1% of the world owns all of the resources and land and is making life more expensive for everyone else constantly. they arent out to get individuals, they are out to get everything. its a huge game of monopoly and the bank always wins
Fr like thinking everyone’s out to get, you should be classified as another form of narcissism. The amount of people like this I know is crazy. I’m not going to say you don’t matter because everyone matters but you do not matter so much that everyone is spending the time and effort to hurt you😂
"omg they must have put up a new cell tower" is way too real lol There was a delivery driver at my work that quit his job because he said the 5G towers were giving him migraines while driving around the city.
@Bronze Spectre Not _any._ The sun and x-rays are examples of harmful radiation. But radio, celltowers, even ELF stations--those do diddly according to years of scientific reports trying to suss them out. Maybe if you're a bird I guess? It's a wild thought, that there might be a mindwashing beacon in every big broadcast station you see. It's like how totem poles are depicted in videogames, magically altering their surroundings. Cool af.
Those "chemtrails" aren't exhaust they are caused by moving through really cold air. Planes taking off in very cold areas will have them right next to the ground.
@@Gorgeoustweaker in Dubai iodide is sprayed in the sky for rain to occur. It is a normal thing and not conspiracy. Also for spraying iodide special vehicles are employed.
Bruh this fool does so many vids wit trav cherd ryan ect. He is just as funny if not funnier than all of em and has only like 20 k subs. Makes no sense that people arent subscribing. Blows my mind. Bro you are hilarious and deserve atleastttt a mil. I hope you keep doin what u doin either way tho cuz we love your videos!
I seriously think he is easily the funniest. They all are funny but like he takes into this weird level of art or like skill lol. He takes to another stage, where I don’t know how he does it
I have a coworker who believes at least half of the theories in this video. I had a conversation with him that was like the one at the end and I eventually just told him this isn't even worth talking about and hung up. Dude's like 60 and he always calls me on my personal phone so he can't be tracked by his job
I actually have encountered and had to deal with this exact persona. This isnt even a joke anymore he's just demonstrating how these people ACTUALLY think and function in real life LMMMAAOOO
The government tells us to be afraid of sodium chloride and that it causes high blood pressure. They eat over 10 grams per day in Japan and have lower rates of high blood pressure. High blood pressure is caused be being fat. Each pound of fat adds 7 miles of vessels. Since your heart can't increase in size as a pump to move blood through more vessels pressure has to increase.
It's not a conspiracy that bill gates said vaccines are a good form of population control! "If we do a great job on vaccines and reproductive health services, we can reduce that number by 10 it even 15%" -Gates Ted talk in reference to world population
"an eye for an eye makes the world go blind" - Gandhi, talking about how he wanted the entire world to go blind so that he can shapeshift without anyone seeing
What conspiracy theory do you actually believe in and why are you wrong?
My conspiracy theory is that you are not funny and I am wrong because I laughed just like all the other sheep.
I can tell you what I don't believe. I don't believe men walked on the moon. I don't believe 19 men with box cutters did 9/11. I don't believe that it's normal for the entire world to act like they have one single mind.
Bush orcastrated 9/11.
9/11 and I'm not wrong!! I was there! Not really though.
@@AlexVerbruggen women walked on the moon...
Ok I can't hide it any longer, I was paid by the same people who pay Joe Rogan to shill round-earth to make this video. I'm sorry for letting you all down.
Did they also give you 100 million? I mean it's not the worst price for selling your soul.
i'm disappointed in you
Makes sense. I watch a few Rogan vids & suddenly the algorithm is recommending red pills & Cer Spence.
Did you just like your own comment?
I was wondering why my joe rogan comment got deleted.
even though this content is incredible im not gunna subscribe because thats what sheep do
Holy shit it's skycorp
I love you guys' videos
Preach it, brother
Just have your subscribed friends notify you using the new Swatchphone(TM)
Welcome #walkaway #fakenews
Those dark bags added under his eyes 😂 attention to detail 👌
They weren't added, bud. They're natural, he lives this character irl.
It's pretty sad, tbh. He's melting away mentally and those emojis are pretty tone-deaf and insensitive.
Added?
@@marvinuhilarious nah wait forreal?
@@jasperrose4906 yea
Does anyone ever see conspiracy theorists DISAGREE with ANY conspiracies? It seems like they’re the real sheep.
Fr
A conspiracy theorist is just a term that was given to the sheep to be able to dismiss what people say that is not following the narrative. But don't worry. It's not like they actually have so much mind control over people that people will start murdering each other in the streets or something.
OVER THE LINE! Unironic conspiracy theorist
That sounds like a conspiracy.
Yeah, that's a legit phenomenon. Basically, if you're gullible enough to believe one of them, you're vulnerable to any/all of them. "Vulnerable" being a key word, here...
Also, ever notice how most (though not all) of them are religious? And I mean like Young Earth Creationist religious.
“You look like a Pokémon trainer”
That's been out on the piss for a week.
@@Elbowbanditest2003 i fucking love your username cause im a fan of neil breen hahahahaha
Best line
Tha-that hurt man. That actually hurt.
“Correlation does not equal causation”
“I do not understand those sheep words”.
Every online conversation I’ve ever had...Well add in “I have black friends” and it’s accurate.
This video is the government throwing us off thinking he's crazy....
Stay woke😔🤙
Yep
Now imagine a combination of this guy + a Karen and you would get my mom. Every day is pain.
Sounds like our moms would be good friends.
to me that is the opposite of a problem , treasure your mom you only get one per life.
SON THATS NOT NICE APOLOGIZE OR I WILL ZAP YOU WITH ILLUMINATI WAVES + REPTILIAN LAZER EYEBALLS PEW PEW
I'm very sorry for you
Omg you poor child 😢
Only DragonSlayer92 can uncover the truth
Spence and Ryan and are so fucking great at playing their characters.
Agreed, they should make a full-scale Hollywood production. They would be insane in the movie industry.
I love how he couldn't keep it together right at the end lol
"what's the bill gates virus?" *breathes through nose*
im gonna start using "you look like a pokemon trainer" as an insult now
My dream is to look like a Pokémon trainer check mate sheeple
Its crazy that people think that the world revolves around them so much that they think that everything is out to get them
maybe that's why they do that. To fill out their mundane life to make it as if they matter to this world.
Right, its not as if 0.1% of the world owns all of the resources and land and is making life more expensive for everyone else constantly. they arent out to get individuals, they are out to get everything. its a huge game of monopoly and the bank always wins
Fr like thinking everyone’s out to get, you should be classified as another form of narcissism. The amount of people like this I know is crazy. I’m not going to say you don’t matter because everyone matters but you do not matter so much that everyone is spending the time and effort to hurt you😂
I ran out of aluminium foil, what should I do, I can't risk going outside for more...
I was gonna say order it online but you don't want to give the government your info....
@@nickhero6329 that’s hilarious bro did you know aluminum is in your fucking food and causing you brain damage
Wait until you can't see any chemtrails
"omg they must have put up a new cell tower" is way too real lol
There was a delivery driver at my work that quit his job because he said the 5G towers were giving him migraines while driving around the city.
He MUST be stupid...
@Bronze Spectre Not _any._ The sun and x-rays are examples of harmful radiation. But radio, celltowers, even ELF stations--those do diddly according to years of scientific reports trying to suss them out. Maybe if you're a bird I guess?
It's a wild thought, that there might be a mindwashing beacon in every big broadcast station you see. It's like how totem poles are depicted in videogames, magically altering their surroundings. Cool af.
@Bronze Spectre What are you talking about? You're bombarded with radiation constantly
it’s non-ionizing radiation. Doesn’t do anything
@@domoroboto8752 nnEMF buddy
Funniest of the Cherdley crew
Those "chemtrails" aren't exhaust they are caused by moving through really cold air. Planes taking off in very cold areas will have them right next to the ground.
it’s literally documented that they spray chemicals in the sky buddy, “to control climate” it’s no longer a theory
@@Gorgeoustweaker in Dubai iodide is sprayed in the sky for rain to occur. It is a normal thing and not conspiracy. Also for spraying iodide special vehicles are employed.
The CFR admitted that they have been spraying heavy metals in the air for years, their excuse was to modify and control weather patterns
I thought they were pesticides.
“Am I in a fucking farm right now” had me 💀
"suncuck" made me laugh so hard
The reaction to the pet store logic was 100% accurate
This reminds me of a gta5 strangers and freaks character
Bruh this fool does so many vids wit trav cherd ryan ect. He is just as funny if not funnier than all of em and has only like 20 k subs. Makes no sense that people arent subscribing. Blows my mind. Bro you are hilarious and deserve atleastttt a mil. I hope you keep doin what u doin either way tho cuz we love your videos!
He’s getting subs. I subbed at under 5k
I subbed at under 1k
I seriously think he is easily the funniest. They all are funny but like he takes into this weird level of art or like skill lol. He takes to another stage, where I don’t know how he does it
@@gian3008 liar, your account was made in 2020.
really appreciate that dangling, unconnected mic looped around a light stand used as a boom
Gotta respect how much effort the guy put in holding the boom mic that is not even connected
I feel like he posted this video showing that he knows the truth,but disguised it as a parody
Straight up.
Only a real OG conspiracy theorist would say the stuff he did about LA.
desensitize
This is the baby of Eric Andre and Tim Heidecker
Most underrated entertainment alive.
spence deserves more recognition this is gold
I die every time they break character for a second
“Am i on a fucking farm right now?” That is honest to god my most favorite line ever
Another embodiment of Alex Jones
Wake up sheeple
When you take so much alpha brain you can think in parallel dimensions.
"If the government was monitoring any of us, I promise to god its not you."
More people need to watch the JUNIOR video, it’s gotta be one of if not your best video.
How has this channel not blown up yet, love your comedy mate
He was at only 8k a week ago I’m so happy he’s finally blowing up it pissed me off not enough people saw the Joker video when it came out
Cuz its not that funny 🤷♂️
@@garfxeo4469 I think ryan and cherdleys have really helped put him on the map, I found out about him from their simp videos
He's so funny
Anyone else here that also believes in Atlantis or am I just nuts
Odd comment on this video lol but I think there may be some validity to it's existence.
How has this channel not blown up yet
I have a coworker who believes at least half of the theories in this video. I had a conversation with him that was like the one at the end and I eventually just told him this isn't even worth talking about and hung up. Dude's like 60 and he always calls me on my personal phone so he can't be tracked by his job
I actually have encountered and had to deal with this exact persona. This isnt even a joke anymore he's just demonstrating how these people ACTUALLY think and function in real life LMMMAAOOO
The FOCKING iguanas! YOOOOOO! that was good
god it took me so long to remeber what sodium chloride is keep up the good fight the truth is out there
Cer is a national treasure. Protect him at all cost. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"the iguanas!!!"
"correlation does not equal causation" this on phrase is feared by millions of conspiracy theorists all over the world
I love these videos they always make me laugh lmao
“The fucking iguanas! Yooo!”
"Yeah baby ones to if you gotta take a little poopy"
One of your best videos Spencer good shit
I’m dying bro this is one of your best😂😂
His eyes actually say "i really believe this shit".
I come back to this video once every few days to see the new titles
As a "medical" "proffesional" that "graduated" from a high end "college" this made me genuinely mad.
Something must've gone wrong with your brainwashing at college then
@@swagcandy2576 no I went to "college"
I didn't.Its a joke about plague doctors not actually being doctors.
The government tells us to be afraid of sodium chloride and that it causes high blood pressure.
They eat over 10 grams per day in Japan and have lower rates of high blood pressure.
High blood pressure is caused be being fat. Each pound of fat adds 7 miles of vessels. Since your heart can't increase in size as a pump to move blood through more vessels pressure has to increase.
Lots of hilarious content lately. I love the videos like this even without all the trippy effects. Keep it up.
By letting your plumbing work you're at risk of the government replacing you with an subservient replica!
“Am i in a fucking farm right now”😂😂
“Started doing lsd, DMT and reading David Icke-covers video monitor and speaks in code”
2:51 is one of the best things I've ever seen
CEO of conspiracy theorist will be good title
pouring tap water into a cup and throwing it in the trash is the pinnacle of a fucking crazy
“You look like a Pokémon trainer.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️😭
Cer Spence looks like Eric Andre a bit in this
Spence is actually a great actor
My favorite conspiracy right now is that all books written by Dean Koontz are in fact written by his golden retriever.
That’s is so incredibly specific😂
I add Sodium Chloride to a lot of food, it’s delicious
“PET STORES?! THE FUCKING IGUANAS!!”
what about fluoride and chlorine in the water supply
This aged well
This aged kind of poorly given the idea that COVID 19 came out of a lab has been considered by health authorities in the US among other nations
My CZcams quit when I tried to watch this. They don’t want us to see this
I think my grandma's a reptillian
God blessed me on this day with a cer spence video. Bless the Lord and chicken wangs and also the NFL
It's perfect how the conspiracy person's hair style look like Giorgio A. Tsoukalos from Ancient Aliens
All I heard was “BAAAAAHH BAAAAH” and only one person was speaking im going to put on my tin foil hat right now they added a new tower
The frogs are turning gay!
There is truth to that.
@@thebarnyard5633 *some* truth, truth is the frogs change gender when their environment becomes unsuitable, nothing about any frogs "turning gay"
The government added sodium chloride 😆
he is sooo woke, truly inspiring...
Big mcthanksies from mcspanksies
spence is pretty underrated
spence disappears after making this video imagine
I’M JUST TRYNA WAKE U UP
that 1 millisecond laugh at the end lmao
*glass loudly shatters on the floor*
"I still don't believe in gravity"
Looks like a digimon master over here
the Jim hAlpert looks to the camera killed this sketch
Lmao this unplugged XLR Cable is sending me😂😂😂😂
I think i'd be more afraid of unsalted rice.
He's trying so hard to open their eyes 😭 and yet they won't.
he does know the truth but in indirect way
such an underrated channel
When you’ve played Deus ex for too long
We say that laugh at the end dont you fucking hide it 🤣
Me when I hit a laced cart
It's not a conspiracy that bill gates said vaccines are a good form of population control! "If we do a great job on vaccines and reproductive health services, we can reduce that number by 10 it even 15%" -Gates Ted talk in reference to world population
"an eye for an eye makes the world go blind" - Gandhi, talking about how he wanted the entire world to go blind so that he can shapeshift without anyone seeing
Sodium and sugar are what makes fast food addictive
The real issue is dihydrogren-monoxide in our water
Sodium chloride? You mean...salt? 🧂
Triggered by the attempt to explain trails left by planes.
Dad?
Videos like this brings out all the crazies haha
Spence is one of the best satirists on this platform