BILL BURR - Some People Need Lotion (REACTION!!!)
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I'm white, and I learned about lotion from Bill Burr.
DaWest yup
I don't think I've ever used lotion in my life.
Never did until I watched that special
Also white.. also learned from bill burr. Shits real as hell lol
Same here, but still not using lotion
first time i saw this bit i thought "damn i gotta start using lotion"
a year later i watch this and think "damn i gotta start using lotion"
Madison Mosley haha same here man 😂
Hahha my guy. Just dunked myself in a oilbarrel after that
Protip: After a bath/shower, just slather yourself in lotion after you've towel-dried but are still damp. You'll lock in more moisture and you can get it everywhere easily super quickly because the water makes it easy to slick around. Then just air-dry for a few mins. This tip is actually super helpful for really dry skin, the extra water really makes a huuuuge difference in how your skin feels a few hours later. Side note: am white but female and my grandma lectured me on taking care of my skin really early, and also my childhood bestfriend is black and I actually can still recall the memory of him explaining the importance of lotion for black skin (in his typical comical way) as we was lotioning up before we ran off to do whatever.
@@itzspiffy6305 what kind of lotion do you use?
yup. and here i am reading this comment a year after you posted it, and i'm in the same boat.
"it's your boy, it's your homie, it's your" FRIEND. You my friend brother.
I like this! Or “It cha boy, it cha homie, it’s No Life Shaq coming at cha with another video”
Cause homie means your friend!
...pahtnar!!! Share lots of laughs Shaq with you.
Brother
It cha' boy....skinny penis
White people can't finish that because he's stopping right before itcha' nigga
''we missed it like black people miss the register your weapon summit'' LMAO
That’s not the punchline though
@@russpark9128 ? still funny lol
Bill burr- population control, one of the funniest bill burr skits ever.
it really is
Destry Wilson 💯👍👍
sink those fucking cruise ships boys
Shaq would lose it. He should watch this for his next bill burr reaction.
great suggestion, shaq would laugh his ass off
We NEED a reaction to Bill Burr's - Black Friends, Clothes, and Harlem. Get on it Coach!!!!!
Bryce Potts he probably won’t
He's not ready for it haha
This is so much facts
You are absolutely correct sir
Please shaq
100% accurate. I have a black friend who was adopted by a white family as a baby and we learned about being ashy at the same time in 4th grade when another kid called him out and threw him a bottle of lotion.
Buy that man a beer.
Buy him an eight pack.
Bro i lotion up every day. Bill never lied be friends with everyone. Black friends teach you fashion, mexican friends potentially have access to homemade tamales
LMAO with the Mexican friends! The only reason I miss my ex-girlfriend.
Facts. Before I moved to Florida my fit game was WACK!! The brothers in Broward helped lace me up tho.
mexicans will teach you what real food is 🤣
too good hahaha
Ummm, home made tamales, ummm
I'm 24, white, and learned about lotion from my black homies in military school at age 17. Never seen an ashy day in my life since
No smoke and pastry flakes coming off you I see!!!! Aye, just remember that that watered down crap doesn't work. Your lotion has to be thick.
Now, when you ready to step your lotion game up check out Shea (pronounced SHAY) Butter. Lotion will lose every time. Shea Butter, a little goes a long way.
Lol I got that coco butter but I'll definitely have to check that shit out for sure💯
Appreciate the advice!!
I wash properally and do laundry daily and im white never ashey maybe its because im 100 percent. Cicilian maybe hygene is the issue
David Sobotka ash doesn’t show up as much against white skin bro you’re probably ashy as fuck with your ghost skin
Hah,same,,,,,Pruitt military academy in the middle of the pruitt Igo projects 🤷♂️
I am 52 and white, and I just learned about lotion from Bill Burr.
You need to react to Bill Burr / the helicopter story.
Fucking epic
Helicopter story is epic
Yes, Please!
I work with the guy who was piloting the helicopter in that story. Crazy shit.
Rooster, it's the truth! Even just standard Cocoa butter will make a huge difference, man. I'm 32 and have been a cigar smoker for years, but have used coconut oil on my face and beard for years and it made me *years* younger. I learned about it from Bill Burr too!
"Your feet looks like prehistoric riverbed" lol
Bill Burr makes me laugh, and you, watching Bill and laughing, makes me laugh even more. I appreciate you, Sir!!
Rocking that Dunder Mifflin swag... Shout out to Scranton, PA!
Only people from PA call it PA
“SWAaaaaaaG. Stuff We All Get.”
@@3nvyrelav3nt When the world is in a rush 4 syllables is just way too f*ing many
You will absolutely love George Carlin. He was a comedic genius.
Grant dumas #facts just mentioned him in another comment 👌
The Carlin skit about flying on the airlines is gold.
One of the best.
Carlin is THE frfr 💯🐐! No doubt!
Volac Naga 😂😂😂
Man, whenever I’m having a down day, I just toss on one of your videos and I immediately start laughing. You are the best man! 😂
This dude has so much fun, he makes me laugh again even though I know the clip.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. -Mitch Hedberg
Did not expect someone to mention mitch here....rip
I asked him to react to Mitch months ago we need him to see this
I don't drink anymore, but I don't drink any less either
We had a teacher in high school with that name 😂
Killer!
36-yo white dude here, never heard of Lotion before Bill Burr o.o
React to Bill Burr Helicopter story!
The video starts with no context, got NLS mad confused 😂😂 his face tho 😂😂
What i find funny is when someone will say he is racist without doing any homework on him
Somebody on Twitter called Bill a racist and said his wife Nia is Bill's house slave. Nia got on Twitter and tore him up
@@davidcoutellier5586 and then the dummies say he's racist for being married to a black woman, like it's a fetish or something, you can't win with "progressive's" (the woke) cuz they always have to progress, it never stops
This man is 1 million subscribers worthy. We need to get this man there.
hello there hell he broke 800k like a week ago and hes already halfway to 900k
Go promote the man.
He's gonna get there. He's gotten like 150k in the past month!
Damn he there, that amazing
And now he there, DATS TUFF
I’m a 25 year old white male and never heard about lotion till you reacted to this bill burr video
Haha wtf
I’m white been using lotion since I was a kid! One of the few who made the seminar 🤣
Conah Dalton - Progressive Livity Does that mean your guns aren’t registered? 😂
@@83gemm Human lifetimes are short, you can't be at every seminar, choose wisely
I went 59 years without using lotion. Now I've got a huge damn pump bottle. Smells good too.
Patrice o'neal - elephant in the room
Legendary stand up.
Ain't that better? Or Women tell horrible stories. Two great bits from a legend - RIP Patrice
@@killroy23 wtf he's dead!!!! Oh ffs there's goes my day.
@@drapesdrapper3465 sorry man, but yeah diabetes caused a stroke, caught up with him. I would recommend checking out Opie and Anthony remembering Patrice O'neal on CZcams, all his friends tell stories about him and mourn the loss. Couple good fan-made documentaries on there too.
Patrice is the best
It's a God damn shame if he doesn't know who patrice o'neal is
I'm white, only use lotion in the winter when I get itchy. This had me dieing laughing.😂😂
Yep only in the winter, that cold dry air makes my legs itch, I scratched the side of my leg once to the point of bleeding and had to find a solution
I’m white and Hell yes I use lotion!!! Been using it for years! Love you, Shaq! 😘
🙏🏾🙏🏾
I’m thinking it’s more white men, cause I’ve always used lotion and my white friends and family do too. I had to tell my brother to start using it more though! Lol!
Honey the females know better it's us men who missed the memo lol
Josh Blair To be Fair, there’s plenty of black guys who need to butter up too!! Lol!!
I’ve never met a woman who doesn’t use any type of lotion...
Your joy is contagious man. Keep sharing that.
Shaq: check out Bill Burr helicopter story or George Carlin capital punishment
George is hilarious bruh
You should come out with some "That's Tough" merch!
He hasn’t? Needs to frfr
You're wearing a Dunder Mifflin SHIRT?!?!?!? Maaaaan I love you even more now
You seem like a really good man. It’s cool to watch you enjoy life
Shaq, I see you with that Dunder Mifflin/The Office shirt!
Ron White: "I got thrown out of a bar".😎👍🍻
💪🃏SATISFACTORY!!!
His voice makes it so much better bill legit crazy man
I never heard of Lotion till I saw this video. Your reactions are freaking hilarious, keep up the good work.
Man U seem like a dude who would be fun to hang out with. Always enjoy ur vids
I've put lotion on a few times but I never knew that's why I was itchy in the winter lol
Whitey here. Started putting on lotion because of a Nigerian friend. Other than that, I was like Bill. Had never even considered it haha.
Great bit. You are loved No Life Shaq. Never question that truth. Whitey here and I put lotion on in the winter and a SPF 15 lotion on my face daily 12 months /year and people can’t believe I’m 45 years old. Black folks have a natural defense against the aging process. To a point, obviously. Keep on livin’ bro. Subscribed.
Love it! Ya gotta listen to Tom Segura First 48 😁
Should clarify Tom's a comedian 😉
Yes! Tom is funny as shit!
THAT'S CRICKET RIGHT THERE!!!
BIKES
HE WAS LOOKING FOR SOME SMOKE!
Bring some Dave Chappelle, please. This guy is a living legend!
😁💯
Im white and almost never use lotion. Im itching during the Winter too😂
I just use it in the winter or I end up scratching the hell outta my legs
Lol “All my guns…”! How many do you need??? 😂
I am white and I never put on lotion! Lmao! But I might start! 🤣
I'm a white guy, never lotion. Bill taught me some real shit. There's a million stand-up clips out there, you should be able to do one a week easy. Love your work man, keep climbing!
Shea butter, cocoa butter or olive oil on the daily. When I was younger I became close friends with a black coworker & she introduced me to palmer’s cocoa butter lotion & I have loved it for years.
This is wisdom. You do need friends from every race and background. That’s why we are so prone to being divided by the damn politicians, because we tend to hang out with too many people like ourselves. Truth people, make friends with everybody and the world will make more sense.
Yes, this white woman uses lotion. Ashiness, in the name of Aveeno, I rebuke you!
lololol
Preach 😂
Gotta check out some Mitch Hedberg Shaq!!!
Ryugo7 7 YES!!!!
He HAS TO
I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg tell jokes. I still do, but I used to to.
He died on April Fool's Day...dats tuff!!! RIP a legend
Rip Mitch, great comedian!
"All my guns are registered"👍😂😂😂😂😂 You are a gem instantly lifts my mood anytime watching you ♥️
I appreciate you so much your energy is tough! You are undefeated!
It’s hard not to watch hours of Bills comedy. You’re correct he keeps it very real.
George Carlin - Euphemisms, one of the best stand-up routines ever.
I'm white, and I've never used lotion, and never plan to...I can't stand the texture of that stuff. I guess I'll just be ashy 😅
Bryan Sproles - WTF kinda lotion have you used that had a texture? That just kinda creeped me out.
Lotion is greasy feeling I hate it
This cat is a riot had me falling out of my chair laughing. Buzzing while listen
New subscriber here, long time watcher. Love the reviews. Don't mind the ads. Get yo money. Keep up the good work, man!
LMAO you are cracking me up Shaq... I was raised around blacks so even though I am white, I always put lotion all over my body. Cuz that what I was taught to do. Yes alot of my other white friends, seriously though I was losing it... They we're sooooooooooooo Ashy and didn't know what that meant... LMAO
This video was priceless... Keep it up Shaq...
Wow your beautiful and sexy 😘😍
@@jkorn320 Thank you I appreciate your kind gesture, truly it was nice of you to say.
@@dennacrotwell6225 my pleasure cutie 😘😍😄
Irish Canadian. The only time I ever use lotion on my body is when I get a sunburn. Also, I get itchy in the winter.
But this is important information. I'm going to start using lotion!
Dude, 100%, best Katt Williams line ... "Let lil esse walk then!!"
I learned about lotion by being called ashy by a black friend! True story! Love what you are doing! So glad I found your channel. I’m a 47 year old white woman and I love everyone! Keep doing what you do, it is refreshing!
4:51 the way he said “bruh” 😂
Brooo I’ve been waiting for this BB reaction ✊🏼✊🏼 thanks coach!
Never used lotion before I married my husband almost 20 years ago, I can’t go a day without lotioning up after the shower lol…I don’t care if I’m in a rush…it’s just part of the daily routine…Bill Burr is hilarious!! And just comes with straight facts…love watching ur reactions!! 😂😍
I'm liking your simple and sincere attitude; no bull and just a cool guy who can hang with anyone. Keep it up Shaq. I'm subbing
ITS YOUR FRIEND!!!! My guy i shout that everytime! Peace n luv from the Netherlands.
Your reactions are the best, you have a good sense of humor.
I love that you love Bill! That's how I discovered your channel. You seem like a sweet, upbeat guy.
P. S. My black friends taught me about lotion too!
I love laughing with you man! And I did not know about the lotion HAHAHA!
Much love from KC! I appreciate you man, your videos make my day better!
I'm damn near 50 and I swear I the only time I bought lotion was for my first tattoo. I'm apparently an ashy mofo lol
I agree, old billy is hilarious. And, the smile on your face is priceless. And that is what comedy is all about.
Love you channel.
Finish that man.....
I'm a 65 y/o "whitey" and I never used lotion until I started dating a black woman this year. And you are right, Bill Burr keeps it 100% real. He's married to a black woman, Nia ,who is an actress and I believe, a comedian.
Bill Burr is gold, and a genius comedian. you can react to almost all his stuff doesn't matter. I've been a massive fan of his since mid 00's. BTW white and I haven't used lotion yet but maybe I should? haha!
love the vids and I'm a metal head but grew up on 2pac and biggie, cube, from Houston, so dj screw too and Houston scene. etc in the 90's shows my age.
"Its ya boy, Its ya homie, Its ya coach."
This is awesome, this dude is so real. Love it man.
This should be required viewing.
Educational
Whitey here, Shaq we need more people in the world like you, please keep doing what you are doing!
Bill is hella funny, I like his population control idea, gotta look that one up Shaq
My boy sportin the Dunder Mifflin INC! Haha The Office is good bro. It’s ya multicultural icon!
I absolutely love your channel. For so many reasons. I’m always smiling watching your stuff. Keep doing it. I haven’t watched all your stuff yet, but I’m working on it.
Always leave em wanting more. Bill undefeated bro. Let’s get it
I never knew about lotion until a few years ago. I thought the same thing. I thought it was from old towels.
Shaq my guy you're the first reactor I've gotten into and you're the shit man fr. Realest dude on youtube you're dope af
(Also I almost never use lotion but I don't itch in the winter. Ion even know lmao)
I be lovin’ the lotion. I need it up here in Canada. It is winter six months of the year. We have spring, summer, fall and lotion season. If I holiday in Mexico over the Christmas break, the minute I get off the plane I am leaving a cloud of flakes as I walk up the airplane bridge. Actually Christmas wouldn’t be right without a Costco size bottle of lotion in your stocking. With all the white folks up here in Canada, myself included, only half of what you see on the ground is considered snow in the winter. It be ashy. Thanks Shaq great stuff as usual.
It’s my Bright Spot Of The Day!! Love you and your fam and your reactions!! Thank You for what you do Shaq!
I am white, and I never use lotion...I do have some dry ass skin, Bill might be onto something lol
Hi, there white and YES, I have stock in bath & body works and the body shop! Facts. Growing up in a culturally diverse life is a blessing! 👍
I'm white dude that grew up near Severn, MD. I never got called ashy but I remember black kids absolutely tearing each other apart of being ashy. That's when I learned about lotion.
Love you, dawg. BEST reactions ever!!
Mitch Hedberg: “Acid Opened Up My Mind”
If you did a whole Mitch Hedberg set reaction cuz they only have a couple it would go millions
shaq how tf you knew I always do your part with the whole FINISH THAT thing and almost never actually finished it
lmao im dead, u know ur audience too well 🤣
O man I love watching bill with you.I laughed so hard last time my stomach was hurting.it was great.
I rarely used lotion until I was roommate with a black girl in college. Wasn’t long until I started slathering myself in coco butter and checking my elbows to make sure they weren’t dried out.
Definitely react to more comedy! Thanks for bringing so much joy to the world. 💪🏼😊 * and lotion is life... smooth skin is importanto.
You like Eminem and the office omg I love you !!❤️
Dude im glad i started listening to you. Great way to start the day.
I only use lotion on the one part of the body Mr. Burr mentioned. But I hang around a lot of black folks so I already knew about ashing up and lotion.
Do some George Carlin. He's funny while at the same time telling how messed up the world is.
I've use lotion my whole life. I have extremely dry skin.
Yes George Carlin....all time greatest thinkers. Too observant lol
Allison Jae #facts George was like the white Katt Williams 😂
Carlin was king. I liked him best in his later years.
@@growthdevelopement9237 I see the similarities. They're both great comedians.
Lololol
Coach lovin these stand up reactions, keep em comin!
And yes I'm white and without lotion I get ashey af in the winter, lol.
Shaq you’re triple OG bruh. That’s all the way from Doncaster England 🙏🏾💪🏾 Finish that men👊🏾
Bill burrs specials are the best