Narrated D&D Story: Goblins Use A Human Suit To Sneak Into A Human Town For A Better Life
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Goblins. 25+ minute story. Wholesome af. Give me one reason to not like this story 😏 Also share all your wholesome stories, I need to get rid of my sad face.
@AllThingsDnD-- no reasons at all my friend, not a single reason....
I could give you one if there was a love button.
I mean... in the words of a murderous dragon born paladin... "goblins are evil." :p jk jk. This was a cute story.
Any word on the "dad's daughters, and dnd" story arc? I think your last video of that one left off somewhere after she fell down a cavern inside a cave and meeting the druid healer?
This story was nothing, but delightful.
I have a reason.. because you were a day late... DUDE I am totes addicted to your stories, but like I said it was worth the wait. ANYTHING I can do to help just let me know. And btw, that was a reason for to not like, is one also ONE if the reasons I love it and your channel. 🙃😁
Spoilers:
I love how it just sounds like the Barmaid and Bert just really thought the goblins were adorable and decided to tell the whole town to roll with it.
I'm so happy they had a good life!
perhaps it's simply because she could see they were trying to fit in and not cause a scene and looking to work and had skills the town needed and when the huge guy with stomach pains could say for sure they got good skills it was decided for sure no harm in letting them be but didnt wanna spook em so made sure to tell people to play along and then later when they finally stopped using the suit i love to imagine Bert just shopping sees someone draw a sword just frowns at them and is like "mate put ya fucking sword away unless you wanna get hurt, they make good potions and dont want trouble so leave em be"
I mean...itd be pretty hilarious to behold, I doubt anyone good aligned wouldnt play along even just for fun.
@@NeoIsrafil "Good" is how you behave, not defined in your DNA.
I love this story. Especially how everyone knows but just plays along.
It's so wholesome, isnt it?
It's great
"It's a gob..."
"Shut the hell up. They're the best potion makers we've had in this town."
I concur. :3
Yeah and wholsome too
Obvious, but spoilers man!
When I heard how the shop lady was roleplayed, I realized "She knows" and later when the big fellow nodded to the shop lady I realized "They all know don't they?" My question was proved right when I heard that a man who cried "Gob!" was gagged, an excellent story!
That's my favorite part, I just wish they would have realized right then that everyone knew and didn't care. And loved them anyways.. makes me look at goblins and kobolds and lizardfolk and all the "bad evil garbage" races in a very different light, you know what they say "an exception to every rule"
🙃
@@kristinadelfierro1320 Lizardfolk aren't evil. They're true neutral, and (at least in the Forgotten Realms) have a culture that's anti-intellect. They'd probably be flat earthers/anti-vaxxers.
@@kristinadelfierro1320 my favorite thing about kobolds, besides their crafty intelligent nature, is that they're generally really chill. Unless a clan is ruled by an Urd (one with wings) kobolds are friendly, if they get enough to eat and tinker with.
Some clans will build sewer systems under towns and cities, and in exchange locate the warren in an off shoot tunnel from the sewer, where they'll trade tinkered nick nacks and inventions for scrap and food.
It's a great way to intro kobolds to a campaign, showing this.
@@perpetualcowlick5678 I would like to think that is how some goblin families start living the civilized life. They find some niche, build their whole little clan around it, and eventually you just have goblins living in the town too.
One thing two things for sure, is NEVER EVER assume you know them by their background i.e. race, age, general apierance, demeanor etc etc etc
This was a funny one.
The entire village is all like "We know"
The three are all like "WWWWHHAAAAAATTT?"
I mean, Goblins int score is usualy a few points below human so... Seems ligit.
3 goblins in a suit is a player character class.
!!! Where's the thi mg on that?!?! I'm gonna have to use it as my next char!!
Race: Three Goblins in a Trenchcoat
Here's hoping that three goblins in a trenchcoat makes it into Tasha's Cauldron of Everything. It would be my new go-to race.
"Hey, did Malkot seem extra weird to you last night?"
"Well he's three goblins in a trenchcoat, so...no."
I can just imagine them bumping into a "two kid in trenchcoat" fake adult and the bottom goblin whispering "Hello fellow midgets" as they passed by each other.
Suddenly, a Gnome in a Trenchcoat is encountered.
I would totally read a book about The Life and Times of these goblins
hell, me too
I will join this party aswell. its good to just smile sometimes
@@DHGcrimson welcome. Have some cake
@@DHGcrimson ah yes, the cake.
>🎂
This actually got me wanting to write a book with this as the premise lol
This doesn't even sound like a dnd campaign lol
So I'd like for my party to find out the story from some NPC, like the barmaid: so listen, one day I'm running the place like usual when a huge "wooden body" with the head of a goblin comes in and sits at that table over there, asks for 3 plates of soup and offers to make some "medicine" for people, now the three goblins run the potion shop and do some minor repairs around town. Yes I know, goblins are dangerous but these guys seem to be happier helping and living normal lives rather than sacking and stealing.
*Suddenly, a Soldier who looked suspiciously like an old Markus Kruber (Vermintide) arrived*
I love it when monstrous races are welcomed by humans. I once had a tiefling healer who was terrified of humans but when they needed him he came to help. As thanks he got a quaint little cottage on the outskirts of town and an invitation to become apart of the town clergy. He is now a long-running npc that helps new adventurers in my players other games.
Spoiler to the story
I find it funny that they all seemed to know they were goblins but they didn't care it was adorable
Well they weren't attacking anyone and were good alchemists so they had no reason to.
I know right?? I think Dr. King would have been like "Yeah!! And THAT'S how it's done son!!"
"Don't be rude Morty. They're goblins."
What episode was that?
@@dubuyajay9964 Rick and Morty Bushworld. It's not a proper episode, but a side bit done by one of the artists. You can watch it on CZcams, it's hilarious.
Morale of the story: Never assume that all humans(or goblins or trolls or other monsters) seek to end your life. Yeah, those three goblins did what they did to get away from their own kind and since the only experience they had with humans were human adventurers who kill goblins for EXP, it makes sense that they would be paranoid and try to hide their faces, but let's face it: Goblins suck at acting. All it took was a guy to have a stomach ache and need a elixir for it to make a human community accept goblins into their fold.
Once again, never assume a person wants to kill you from what you know about them. This was a really great story and I love stories about humanoid monsters who want to integrate into human society.
This reminds me of a certain ogre with a certain greatsword...
Unless we are talking about Red Dragons, avoid those guys like the plague... unless You live in the Western World in 20202. Apparently, people there forgot how to avoid the plague.
One name Ughee.
So, their shop hasn't been named yet. Taking into consideration that there are 3 of them, and all have operated the suit at 1 time or another, I propose the name of" The 3 headed Goblin" What do you all think??
More than one background loop? These videos just got an upgrade.
No shit!!! I wonder is that why the channel took an extra day? Although I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. And I feel it really added to the atmosphere and hence the story..
what loop, all I hear are townsfolk accepting goblins and making a wholesome story
3CL1PS3 it’s the background IMAGE that is being looped. But now instead of one image , it’s two
"Upgrades people! Upgrades!"
Good "catch" I'd say if it wasn't this obvious and yet, I've failed to notice there being 1 extra background image. I was so immersed in the story I was watching the whole thing unravel in my head. :D
Now, when you say “Human Suit”, do you mean a suit that _looks_ like a human, or a human that has been turned _into_ a suit?
Guess you'll find out 😏
All Things DnD that’s a bit creepy
If it was the later, I imagine it would look something like something Enard from FNAF would make, meaning it would look horrifying. At least with the former, the humans can laugh it off.
what if its a human turned into a suit thats supposed to look like a human?
I honestly thought it was human skin face mask with human skin gloves before i saw the thumbnail xD
"She put down the quill and paper, and turned around for no apparent reason"
These are the interactions you love to see
I absolutely knew that as sudden they went into town probably everyone knews but went with it like "Well, they dont act up, they are nice. Let 'em do" :D Such a heartwarming and awesome story!
Stay crunchy.
To whoever wrote/ submitted the story...
That was really adorable and wholesome, I hope you don't mind but I will definitely be putting these 3 in my campaign as shop owners for my party to interact with,
If you have any roles playing points for me I would love to hear them.
Also if you have an issue with me doing it please let me know.
I said basically the same thing in an earlier post. It's definitely going to be fun to RP them.
This reminds me of my 5 goblins in a dragon suit one-shot XD
I don't know how they did it but I really need to know how it went 😏
@@allthingsdnd It was a one-shot I run for my students every semester (I do in-class tutoring). The players of my most recent run were are a goblin barbarian, a human fighter, a warforged monk and an aasimar cleric. The adventure starts in the mountain village Comida where they meet in the dark mirror inn and bar. After RP-ing a bit, the mayor enters and asks them to investigate when some farm animals go missing, they're tasked with finding them as the ground can't grow crops, so they persist on livestock fed on grass and weeds. After making their way to the farm, and investigating their surroundings, they find that the fence post along a steep slope has been tampered with and there are poorly hidden tracks. They follow those tracks to a cave about an hour away. After entering, they follow the tracks leading to a fork in the path going to the left. There they find a couple Orcs butchering the animals prepping them for a meal, the Cleric tries to stop them, but the Orcs can't understand; when that becomes apparent, the goblin tries to stop them by speaking in Orc, but is simply told, "Wait for dinner, no extra portions!" Realizing they won't get paid if all the animals are butchered, they dispatch the Orcs (with the cleric almost dying to a crit). After a short rest, some looting and securing the animals so they don't run away, the group decides to head down the other path which is covered in some dark liquid they can't discern. The barbarian and fighter fall into a spike trap, but end up fine after a quick touch up from the cleric and the fighter's second wind. They eventually find a large open room and light a wall troph filled with oil. They proceed to give me a collective, "What the hell?!" as I describe the sight of a Green Dragon and I have them roll for initiative. During the fight, I drop hints left and right about how "The cut is so clean, you don't even see blood poor out" or when the monk climbed up it "living creatures are truly a mystery to you as you feel odd bumps and a boney protrusions under its leathery hide." After about 3 rounds or combat, they finally managed to deal about 45 damage to it; and that's when it happened. The leather tore apart and sluffed off its body to reveal 5 goblins in a dragon suit. After a collective laughing fit from the table, the players dispatched the goblins, returned the animals and got their rewards. The lesson here? Always ask your DM if something seems off! XD
@@allthingsdnd please make this your next episode!
That sounds like the fake Bowser from the first Paper Mario. It was 4 koopas dressed as ninja turtles inside a wooden Bowser.
Dude I TOTALLY have GOT to hear this, I'm with Spencer mcdougal on this..
That's why DND exists at all. PLEASE PLEASE spencer mcdougal send in the story, and Mylo PLEASE PLEASE read it... You know I'm a big time dorky nerd but I'm an even bigger fan...
The whole town knew and didn't care about them being goblins
I wish this was a paperback book. I know some nerdlets who would love such a story. Even my grumpy self loves this story.
Now this just sounds like a short story in a fantasy setting instead of a D&D story but still overall is a pretty great story
I think this is backstory for a campaign’s NPCs
What a cute story
sounds just like a goblin thinking they're really sneaky but sssoooo obvious LOL
They got the ending they deserved ❤️
Amazing story I love the three suit idea reminds me of the three kids in a trench coat
The two wobbly figures in trenchcoats meet at dusk, each too concerned with their own disguise to notice the other's. A deal is made. Candy and weapons are exchanged. Tonight will be fun.
It reminds me of One Piece anime, however things turned ugly in OP unlike here.
Sweet, wholesome story. Love the fact that the villagers just rolled with it until the goblins were able to come out as who they were.
The most dificult job in DnD is explaining the Goblins and Kobolds how the economy works.
With Kobolds, it should be gender politics that's trickier. At least according to the lore from Volo's Guide. (Though they probably have a better understanding of the concept of gender fluidity.)
@@seanmcfadden3712 What gender politicts had to do with fantastic economy of platinum, gold, silver and copper? And they change sex and gender when their tribe is near to disapear because genocide that they suffer, not as "Tomorrow im going to be female because my feelings".
Firstly, I was actually thinking of the idea that gender effects how people view you would be tricky for kobolds, since that isn't usually a factor in their tribes, while the value of money is a bit easier to comprehend since they have the draconic need to horde. As for understanding gender fluidity, I didn't mean based on feeling, but understanding that one's gender is not always a static thing.
@@seanmcfadden3712 You know the gender fluidity and economy are 2 diferent topics, right? Dude im started this topic of how to rp economic to tribal monsters and you trying to hijack with another topic that do not have anything in common with economic. If you want to talk your topic that is so very controversial, start your own. Want to be polited and do not want both far-left and far-right fight here.
@@Zeromegas Oops. Sorry. I thought it was about what would be the most difficult thing for them to learn when it comes to interacting with human culture, not specifically economic understanding. For example, if you had said Orcs instead of Kobolds, I would have brought up non violent confrontations, since orcs are naturally highly aggressive, and Lizardfolk would need to learn less literal language skills, since they are very literal minded. Sorry for upsetting you.
This warmed my heart. The story turned perfect though. A perfect story to a perfect race. These are the moments we live for as dnd player's
I love how they all know and just let them live here and play along because they're so nice
Great story I love the subtleties the story really hit on that the villagers knew the whole time, like the person turning around when they signed or the one guard that got caught and gagged before doing anything I think that's what I found so enjoyable and the happy ending!
Human Suit...expected a different, gorish ending xD. happy to be wrong
Love these animations, hope one day our series can reach this level. You have an amazing team here. Keep the amazing work
I have been listening to this story for the past 3 days multiple times - because of how wholesome it is.
it seems like the humans quickly figured out that they're a few goblins but could see that they weren't there to cause trouble and were great at making medicines.
hmm... at first i thought that one of the goblins found a girl but now i can tell that he befriended a few kids.
it's great that they now have a town to protect them.
Wholesome. I'm glad they got to live in the human town
It's funny since i was actually brain storming a goblin character and then i see this...I feel this is a sign that I need to make a goblin character.
That was a true feel good story! Loved it!! I once played a gob thief! Most fun I had! Mung Mung was his name. Got into trouble constantly! Sacrificed himself to save the party paladin. Druid in the party reincarnated him as a human! Had to role play him hitting his head on everything cause he never got used to being that tall!
This is definitely in my top ten favorite stories you guys have done!! Loved that they got a happy ending and finally got to be outside of their suit!!
This story makes me want to make a city with different monsters and such running different shops. Man i wish i could run a game to do that...
You can have hags running the orphanage.
@@cactusman1771 yea.... think that one is a no. Lol.
THE OLDEST SHORTY TRICK IN THE BOOK! I remember doing this happened with two feral children in a mafia rp I Did. And Four gnomes and a secret paranormal organization au! YIRBEL LIVES!
My favourite "three lil' guys in a suit" story is one in which the whole party already knows it's three gnomes in a robe, and they roll with it because they don't have to split the loot further for each gnome
Jesus christ that was one of the best dnd stories i have ever heard
This easily has to be my favorite story so far. It's beautifully wholesome.
Those three little dudes should have an adventure with moon slicer and grog and the Tinker Knight and his trusty half-orc mount
Dont forget the farmer!
Yes the farmer I almost completely forgot about that guy I'm going to have to watch this video again that whole crew would make one heck of an adventuring party
Malkot, Zeng and Ctunk. Another story, never to be forgotten.
Well done!
okay, i think this my favorite even over the necromancer story
This was so cute!! I loved it!! Awww! I hope we’ll hear more stories about the three goblins again! 😄😄😄😄
Notes from a NG Human idiot ;
Greetings from lovely Restenford(had a bit of a cold spat here, but we're used to it being a Costal Town an all ....)!
It's always nice to here how another town or villiage is kind to stranger's(even those of a normally hostile race). It reminds me of something my Combat Instructor named Chan once told me(he'd caught me being cruel to a small animal when i was very young);
"Sometimes it takes only one act of Kindness and Caring to change a Creatures life."
May your pantheon ever favor you(especially in these trying times),
Baron Trevelyan of Restenford
Awww. So cute, and funny, and heartwarming, and beautiful, wholesome, perfect, etc.
Really enjoyed this one.
I am so having this village in the next campaign I run. Not quite sure whether it will be while they're still in the suit or not, but I am putting this location in.
Start the campaign with them in the suit have the players come back later with them out of it.
@@wildhunter939 I like the way you think
Is it the wholesome version of the usual Pinkie & Brain scheme or it's just me?
Well that is that. I'm adopting them and adding the trio to my game.
The new content is great after the schedule change the quality is A LOT better, thanks for the great works guys.
Trench Coats best disguise ever
I absolutely love this! I really want to hear more on Malkot, Ctunk, and Zeng. If a book were to come out on these three i would buy immediately! It’s so nice to hear things like this!
omg this is so funny. I'm 9:39 in and the lady knows XD. I love it even more. 19:05 omg someone is teaching him. beautiful ending
That was awesome. The 3 goblins, that befriend the village.
Reminded me of the old hag in an episode of CR's Might Nein that sold them stuff and was in fact 3 kobolds in a large hooded cloak XD.
I love that the whole town just played along. X3
I keep coming back to this story. It's my happy place and these goblins are my children now!
Good to see a town with kind of the same attitude as most of my D&D characters would have. They usually tend to go by: If it's not trying to kill anyone, then you should just be polite of you need to talk to them, and leave them be otherwise. I figured: If they're on board with Half-Orcs and Tieflings, and even Drow willing to peacefully live in settlements? Then why would they bother slaying a bunch of peaceful monsters? Heck, given my tastes:there's a good chance that they're either a Half-Orc, Tiefling or Drow themselves! Kind of hard to judge yourself for being yourself, right? xD But as adventurers, they'd probably find the non-hostility from a monster refreshing. And if I get the opportunity: that they'll end up chatting with them a little.
I remember that attitude saving my entire party once during my Sorcerer's run-in with the Lizardfolk. So we managed to sort of be captured, and were brought in front of their queen. My Tiefling thought: at least acknowledging her authority was the group's best bet at survival. A bit of bowing and 'your highness'es did save us a rigged trial and inevitable execution, I think. Queen said she'd spare us if we could curry enough favor with her people, and despite a language barrier: we did. Turns out that they were at war with the Sahagin, and they were planning attacking Stormreach because 'it stayed neutral in the war'. But thanks to us, they ended up allying with Stormreach instead.
Moral of the story: don't be a murderhobo, and don't pretend that this D&D is a videogame. It might end up preventing a war and it'll save you a few burned towns.
I love worlds where the typical "Tolkein" racial stereotypes are not enforced, and the norm/acceptance comes from your actions.
I know. In my storyline, I have goodly Orcs and Goblins, treacherous Elves, and an ancient female Red Dragon that runs a daycare center. The children all call her "Grammie". I find that giving free will to NPC'S keeps the party on their toes. Assume nothing, expect anything.
this could be a show and I love it
I'd die from happiness if it becomes an anime
The human being the most cunning in this and kind
It was obvious when the tavern lady asked if they only wanted one room, but it was still a really good story, a nice change of pace for once.
This is right up there with the best stories I've ever heard and I loved every second of it
That was the most adorable DnD story ever!
I love Goblin Merchants. They are more negotiable than other merchants, sometimes friendlier, and while they will usually have junk for sale, they'll have at least one great item the party refuses to not buy before leaving. Gotta love those gobbos.
I want this to be an actual animated series. I need more of these wholesome goblins!
That was an amazing story
I really hope there is a part 2
Breaks my heart to see the story end
Curse youtube for poor notifications. Also, I first thought from the title that they'd made a suit out of a human. Excellent, heart-warming story though.
I’ve been playing/dming for over 40 and absolutely LOVE this story!!! Well done!!!
This was a pretty nice story, and good to hear something from a peaceful life based D&D game.
this was another fabulous story, i absolutely loved it. Especially the part about zeng hanging out with the kids, just brought an ear to ear grin to my face.
Easliy one of the best stories on this channel. Adorable abd wholesome af, I hope some DM's take inspiration from this.
Thank you for sharing this wonderful story. I don't usually get to hear something so cute from dnd, so it's nice to see something nice happen to a bunch of goblins. :3
One of my favorite stories thus far.
Has all the makings to be great film
You were all the head at one point and when you were you’d use your own name 😂😂
A wholesome version of Squee, Spleen, and Spoon as functioning members of society.
Wow. I really liked this story, so heart warming. I played a game once where there was something similar but it was 2 goblins and they were thieves and con artists not potion makers.
Love it. Specially the "be yourself" part. Really needed that wholesome positivity.
Oh, my heart! ❤ This is super sweet. Just the kind of story I needed to start the day on a sunny note. Thank you for sharing.
I always love a good story about being accepted.
The story of Vincent Goblinman.
I need a campaign with these group of goblins in them
I
Need
This
Goblin slayer's world view = SHATTERED.
GS would take one look at them, realize that these aren't the same type of goblin he's about and immediately get bored.
@@Biochemitra He won't. He's obsessed with goblins, so any good info from a goblin will grab his attention.
@@datkhornedog899 He's obsessed with one type of goblin. As far as he's concerned, these guys are a completely different creature, and understanding them is pointless on his quest to eliminate moon-goblins.
@@Biochemitra I won't say one type. If it's only one, then no Hobgoblins, Champions or Lords, since they're evolution and mutations, and thus not the same type of Goblins. He is from D&D.
There's also the part about their potions, which is said to be the village's best.
@@datkhornedog899 That's one type of goblin. Champions, lords and so on are just mutations and metamorphosis of the same creature. They're still invaders from the green moon, they still follow the rules of goblins per the setting, and they're still completely different from the presumably earthborn goblins of D&D.
Goblinslayer isn't *quite* from D&D. In D&D, you're allowed to identify a beholder by name.
This was a great story and im happy to support this great channel and see my name scroll across the bottom at the end was awesome
I’m glad people like how we do shoutouts. Instead of just piling up names when video ends, I wanted to add names while the video is running so viewers can actually see them.
I gotta say, when they finally realize, just warmed my heart
I don't think I've ever been this invested in one of these stories ❤️
I love how everyone knew immediately but played along anyway because they make the best potions. Potions taste NASTY. Making them taste good? That is a special talent.
Three goblins : only want to work
Paladins : Die filthy pests !!!
I honestly would love to explore a town where creatures of all kinds work and live together in peace. I think it'd be lots of fun. Especially if these three little goblins are there.
My heart can't take all this wholesomeness lol
This premise would make for an excellent 3 player Octodad type game.
This is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard that’s related to goblins.
I keep coming back to this story every couple of days :D
I love it so much.
I know its so wholesome
"Hmmm. Interesting. Welp, these little guys are fair and honest, so they can be the mascots."
This was the sweetest story ever. I even have that little tinge of sadness I get when I finish a really good book and realize I can't go back into that world anymore. 💙
Yo, stories like this got me into D&D for the first time 2 weeks ago
This type of story telling is my favorite!
The landlord and the maind know them are gobbing 3 bowl of soups and 3 beds and the landlord turn around too convenient
Yes, it was strongly hinted the entire time that everyone knew immediately...
Kinda fun and neat to have a nice story now and then with goblins...