“As I travel, one extraordinary place at a time” “Seeking stories in every corner of the British Isles” “I discover how traditions are kept alive in the bustling, modern landscape” “Finding the unsung heroes and hidden treasures” “Each place has its own story to tell” Following which: • The presenter will knock on someone’s door and be greeted like an old friend, with the camera crew already be inside the house. • The presenter will reflect on their life choices by staring into a lake • They’ll get “lost” in a local market or trail, only to bump into someone who helps them out • Said local will be conveniently an expert in every topic being discussed, but the presenter will ask lots of questions that imply they already knew the answer • The presenter will ‘stumble across’ a local cultural event, which they will then be invited to play the central role in • They will meet a local artisan who invites them to have a go at crafting something, which will be surprisingly good • They will go on about how things have been “unchanged for centuries” • the presenter will come across an injured animal that needs saving • The presenter will finish by talking about the unbreakable bonds they’ve formed with those they met • They will also leave holding a priceless souvenir
@@boiledelephant James May? Script leads to him randomly bumping into this guy called Jeremy. I just can't imagine clarkson fitting the role of the charming, authentic rustic. "Jeremy is a rather opinionated old soul, who knows a lot about transport machinery. Jeremy invited me to watch him punch a runner for failing to sort out a decent meal, as is tradition. He lost his job for this, and immediately got a better paid one on another channel, as is tradition in these parts."
Our industrial estates are the best. I've seen many a discarded faded skips packet get caught in an updraft in my lifetime, a source of national pride.
Definitely agree with you there. Its uncanny. I knew it was a parody, but I could still feel myself relaxing. It's like morphine. After 20 minutes nobody remembers what the programme is really about. Nobody cares. It's all the chopped editing cutting it into small bite size drizzles of loveliness. Not enough to really get your teeth into and concentrate on and not so superficial you switch over the channels.
This personifies so well how people see Americans and Brits differently. American shows are loud, over the top, have severe ADHD and are cringy. British shows are gentle, well spoken, soothing and are also cringy.
That's my favorite show after _The Crazy Old Lady Detective Whose Appearance at Any Village or Great House Inevitably Means Someone Is About to Be Murdered, Yet No One Ever Avoids Her or Asks Her to Leave._
@@cisium1184 You inspire me Cisium. But I am not sure if inspire is the correct word. LOL or smiley face? I thought your titled spelled something, but it is just good. Your show title is Too Long to fit in the TV Guide
As a TV composer of several hours of factual entertainment, I can confirm the accuracy. I’m incredibly impressed you did this without notes from the execs, commissioner, finance department and two dogs that were shitting outside the offices during the viewing though
The funny thing is sixty or seventy years ago these are the kind of short films which would have been made by the COI for showing (mostly) abroad, presenting a rosy view of Blighty. The difference between then and now is that then the older film would have had a disembodied voice-over, whereas now you have to put up with a celeb and often the show is as much about the presenter as it is the subject; sometimes more so.
Yes they missed the necessary salt-of-the-earth type interaction where he converses with a cab driver or farmer, that’s where they usually get the human laugh in so that we know he’s not like other posh/middle class tophs…bonus if they do some kind of building and they show him doing exactly 30 seconds of it. He turns to the camera and goes “This is harder than it looks!” Dripping in sweat down his period piece tunic.
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@@TedEhioghae Yeah, exactly. Thats obviously the scene where the presenter is having dinner with the wonderful local people he's instantly best friends with and who showed me the real [insert place].
1:03 "this is...stunning" as he ambles across what looks like a scabby Sunday league footie pitch-cum-local-park (a bit of crap field, really) somewhere in the North-East
The celebrity travelogue thing really was kicked off by Michael Palin going round the world in 80 days, and it's amazing how different that was. It was actually about him travelling, as in the actual travel part, and who he happened to meet, and the things that happened while he was doing it. Now they go to other countries, driven from one pre-arranged set-piece to another, no doubt staying in top hotels, with virtually everything scripted.
@@Fernweh1965 It's not. Many places in the world are not more dangerous, and often less dangerous, than they were back then. Nobody going to film in Japan or Korea, for example, needs to be protected. It's because the people who make these shows want guaranteed 'segments' of things they think the viewers will find interesting, which typically involve reinforcing stereotypes or doing something bizarre. They have no interest in showing the country as it is. They just want to show them what they think the viewers expect to see.
@@RevStickleback I can see you've given this some thought but travel with a known person with extremely expensive equipment makes you a target. Certainly the middle east, Africa, South America and the USA are not places you can go without substantial risk. It's a lot different to going there solo or as a couple.
@@Fernweh1965 That is true, but the same, completely contrived set-up, clearly just being bussed in from hotel to location and back, applies anywhere in the world, regardless of the danger in each country. Zero spontaneity, and zero insight, as they just reduce each country to a picturesque cliché.
Very true ,and what’s more the finished program is usually all about THEM , and the amazing places and people they have travelled so far to film are just kept in the background
As a Brit, I'd be offended by this generalisation. But I can't be, because it's so bloody accurate. Scarily accurate. In fact, I'm half expecting it to be a genuine series by September...
The Baby Boomer generation, you mean? Yes, they *are* affectionately known as 'the worst generation'. They'll all be gone soon enough, then humankind can be free!
We watch it because it's comforting. Like a hot pie and chips, it doesn't matter if we've had it a million times, it always makes you feel like the world is good.
As a puertorican who went to Britain one sunny afternoon, it was really exciting to see the gritty dickensian suburbs by train and perfectly manicured country clubs ive seen a million times in media. Also, London is just undeniably gorgeous.
He still hasn't "escaped" the BBC yet as is evidenced by his ethnic self-derision at the end. Organizations such as the BBC smile with satisfaction at a job well done when they see that.
@@awrightmate5818the joke tends to die if you let it linger for long, the jokes actually made me chuckle. I was expecting to see a DrWho commercial coming up next.
Within the first few seconds I was thrust back into my mother’s living room, having dinner after school waiting for this show to end so I could watch Top Gear this is so damn accurate
The fact that the "Cheers!" and laughter comes right after him saying, "And I've also been abroad doing all sorts of expensive things you could never afford to do" is brilliant, like he's really rubbing it in everyone's face.
Always "Cheers!" said to camera after sipping any alcohlic drink, and some childish reference to not getting drunk. When discussing a whiskey business, they always say tongue-in-cheek "I drew the short straw to investigate this terrible story which necessitated me tasting whiskey". The joke has worn thin.
This is so true. You get a 2 minute intro telling you what the series is going to cover followed by another 2 minutes telling you what this episode is going to cover. And then about 5 minutes in the show starts. All too often you're not actually seeing Britain or whatever but the presenter doing various acts or stunts like milking a cow, making pottery or flying a zip wire. Its not about the scenery, its all about how great the presenter is.
And remember to show the tedious sequence of the meeting with the local expert - the approach walk and handshake. "Who Do You Think You Are" classic for this waste of time. Most of the show is footage of hand-shaking with local experts.
Always that emotional moment 2/3 of the way in, “so my great grandfather helped lay a part of this track?! Omg I’m going to need a moment to take this all in”
"Yes... and if we look here on this page....Can you make out the writing? It's very faint. We see that he actually fulfilled his dream of becoming a machinist. It's in german but I will translate: " Johan K. Raut drove trains from west-to-eastern Europe between 1941 and 1945....oh...."
You should ask the BBC to commission a series in which you dig up a bit of broken pottery from your garden and over eight one-hour episodes, you build an entire backstory for civilisation from it based purely on conjecture and hearsay.
I used to watch a lot of those, I really like them! And because I've watched a lot of them, I am now an expert in... Pretty much anything that ends in "ology" (there's an old BT joke there for anyone as old as me!).
information is useful and people like it being presented in the a familiar predictable way. for Americans this is an overly excited man with a deep voice who repeatedly teases what’s to come in the episode, for Brits this is this. I wouldn’t say it’s the same show, just the same package for new information
If you want to watch quality, non-pretentious British docs check out any series with Fred Dibnah from the BBC. Mainly focused on industrial heritage/steam age but great mid 00s nostalgia and well worth a watch.
Lolllll I am screaming. I’m Nigerian but born in America, so we grew up seeing so many of these wildlife reality shows narrated by British people this is so accurate 😂
As an American with admittedly limited exposure to British Television, I can confirm that every Brit docuseries that makes its way over here follows this blueprint for an opening. From the music to the voiceover to the driving to the food-tasting and finally to the tucked-in shirts. Nailed it!
Let me guess, you saw it on a PBS station during pledge drive, and they offered a tote bag with the show's logo on it, or an artistically rendered drawing of the host
I am confused about the tucked-in shirt bit. I always wear shirt stays attached to my shirt and socks when tucking in a shirt and they're brilliant. Oh well.. have to look your best.
Same. I think I've ground my teeth down behind the camera from all the forced cringe I've had to film because the executive insists on limiting the rest of us to their paltry imagination.
You know what would be great. If producers/executive etc listened to the ones behind the cameras. You know the ones that went to college/uni etc to learn the art.. instead of some office dweller. Haha. It's the same in any media company. It's always the higher ups that ruin the art. @@_ayoung
I got a lot of respect for this man because there's no way i could say the line "this might be the best thing I've ever eaten, I'm not joking!" without immediately wanting to punch myself in the face
Travel Man is literally a parody of these kinds of shows, it's supposed to be everything that these shows aren't. Why bring that up rather than anything else?
@@TheKitMurkit What? What's nativeness got to do with it? The emphasis on it being a white middle-aged man is because it's only white middle-aged men that can make a show about nothing just because they want to make a show. It's not really any deeper than that. It's not even about being white, since a show made by a 21 year old white woman is never about travelling Britain under some vague conceit. In short, it's because it emphasises that these shows are cookie-cutter and all the same. And also, they put as much emphasis on being white as they did being middle aged or a man. I don't know why you honed in on race.
Thank you for summing up this, why we gotta watch boring ass people who have been so entrenched in the industry we have to watch their holiday flicks. Vernon Kay was on tv recently and I have no idea why, we need fresh talent soon its so tragic
I was a bit narked at the long list of random "celebs" suddenly going off on free, cushy holidays around the country around the same period of time. I'm surprised they didn't bump into each other.
As an American who is a little too fond of British things, this is perfect, and also I would probably still watch it. Which is also why Philomena Cunk is so brilliant, because she parodies this exact format so perfectly, "It's hard to believe I'm walking through the oldest city in the world. Because I'm not - that's in Iraq, which is fucking dangerous."
As an American, I can confirm that my old parents would definitely stumble across this show at random while channel surfing, be instantly enamored and set up the DVR for the rest of the season.
@@rachelcookie321 I think all those series starring Philomena Cunk in various settings are quite the parody of shows like these, only with a twist: instead of someone knowledgeable, they put an utter moron as host
As an American, I always thought this was just our own stereotype of the British shows that managed to become famous over here. I didn't know many of them really were like this!
@@scooterdooter haha yeah probably. Though also love a good foreign adventure too. Used to watch a lot of BBC’s Simon Reeve who does this exact style but around the world.
Ok. I almost spit out my coffee. Lmao! My stomach hurts I laughed so hard!! I haven't laughed like this in.... a really long time. I'm American -- I LOVE British humour!! Thank you. ☺
Not only British TV but almost every other travelogue show there is. Don't forget the food crawl segment where the host chats with the "local expert" or where the host goes to the local market and taught how to haggle in their native tongue by the locals.
Only Bourdain or Ramsay’s shows ever manage to make those in ways not cringey. Not over the top, feels real, and you’re in the middle of the journey to learn as they do, without the benefit of the Google alternative. Every other show up on Food Network in the 2010s felt off, sometimes the host felt as if they hated the job.
"i'm at the rich. diverse and vibrant market in where rich, diverse and vibrant locals have been doing market stuff for generations. Ooh look, there's a camel"
Don't forget to start each programme showing us where you are going, go in to the break showing us where you went and what is to follow, come out of the break reminding us what we have seen, and finish the programme showing it all again....(repeated on Wednesday....).
That drives me mad. Before the ads, they tell us what's going to happen after the ads, then when we're back from the ads, they spend 10 minutes showing us what they did before the ads. Do they think we have goldfish memories?
Most of the time all you do is watch a middle-aged man or woman potter around while narrating their superficial understanding ponderously. They're mostly only worth watching for the pretty locales and stunning natural landscapes.
I started to feel that the foreign locals were actually milking the producers for every penny and wilfully lying to get it. I don't blame them -- these shows are very 'white saviour' and it's comforting to think about what's actually going through their heads.
Dear god. My dad watches a lot of these travel/cuisine/architecture/whatever documentaries from BBC. This video really catches the essence. I was squirming while watching this.
Yours too, eh??? Lemme guess, he has a sixty inch telly which makes the BBC2 logo induce seizures in the entire village? Because you just know this is BBC2 in a nutshell.
They'll be gone soon enough... the BBC that is. I used to say that we'd be worse off without them, now it's become painfully obvious that we'd all be better off when they're gone... surprised BoJo got rid of them, they are mostly his press-office, seems like a bit of an own goal...
As a Canadian kid, this was pretty much how every wildlife show started. It kinda gave me goosebumps. My brain hasn’t heard this before, but it’s HEARD it before 😮
Except we don't just do this for wildlife documentaries in the UK, it covers so many different genres for no discernible reason! Some of them I wouldn't even call documentaries, they're just minor celebs doing "stuff". It even covers renovation or home improvement programmes or even people looking for a house or people buying / selling other things. So many different programmes I can't even put into a category.
haha.. I actually kinda miss these Brit style docs, now that I've moved back to US after living in the UK for years.. I find American docs are trying SO hard to be SO fast paced and action packed that it feels like even when they're aiming at adults they're treating their audience like 4 year olds with ADHD. UK docs may be lower budget and more slow but at least they talk to you like they expect you to be an adult who doesn't need a jump cut every 5 seconds to stay interested learning stuff.
And the constant need for explosions! If it's a show about America's Toughest Cattle Ranchers, it really doesn't need 800lb of TNT going off for no real reason.
"So, as we covered previously, David, who you don't know, has bought a house and is now living in it, which I think we can all agree is basically a good thing."
That and it's evil twins: 'looking around 3 houses and deciding not to buy any of them' and 'getting 2 designers to do a virtual reality mock up of how they would like to decorate your living room and then taking a few cues from both their ideas and adding a few of your own'.
"Sometimes taking a vacation in Spain is the only way to see the best of Britain"
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you're not far off. it is very british
I'd say you see the worst of Britain, crowds of drunk tourists.
Sometimes *COLONIZING AFRICA* is the only way to see the best of Britain.
Algrave more like
"I'm on a quest to find out the answer to a question the experts knew the answer to years ago..."
"...and one that nobody is asking or cares about."
"Fortunately, we don't trust experts in this country anymore, so I've got a licence to talk shite"
😂
Centuries, usually
"... answers you could probably google in 30 seconds ..."
“As I travel, one extraordinary place at a time”
“Seeking stories in every corner of the British Isles”
“I discover how traditions are kept alive in the bustling, modern landscape”
“Finding the unsung heroes and hidden treasures”
“Each place has its own story to tell”
Following which:
• The presenter will knock on someone’s door and be greeted like an old friend, with the camera crew already be inside the house.
• The presenter will reflect on their life choices by staring into a lake
• They’ll get “lost” in a local market or trail, only to bump into someone who helps them out
• Said local will be conveniently an expert in every topic being discussed, but the presenter will ask lots of questions that imply they already knew the answer
• The presenter will ‘stumble across’ a local cultural event, which they will then be invited to play the central role in
• They will meet a local artisan who invites them to have a go at crafting something, which will be surprisingly good
• They will go on about how things have been “unchanged for centuries”
• the presenter will come across an injured animal that needs saving
• The presenter will finish by talking about the unbreakable bonds they’ve formed with those they met
• They will also leave holding a priceless souvenir
I'm speechless you pretty much nailed it
James May is on his way to your location as I write this.
@@boiledelephant James May? Script leads to him randomly bumping into this guy called Jeremy. I just can't imagine clarkson fitting the role of the charming, authentic rustic. "Jeremy is a rather opinionated old soul, who knows a lot about transport machinery. Jeremy invited me to watch him punch a runner for failing to sort out a decent meal, as is tradition. He lost his job for this, and immediately got a better paid one on another channel, as is tradition in these parts."
You're behind all these TV shows there is no other way you could nail it so well
This perfectly sums up not only British but I think most of European traveling TV shows.
"Sometimes being abroad is the only way you can see the best of Britain."
British food made british men the best sailors on earth
@@sawyernorthrop4078 really? I thought it was the Dutch or the Italians, I don't know...
@@seymouragora7698 The Italians?!
I’ve often thought the best way to see Britain is from the Maldives.
Sometimes being Britain is the only way you can see the best of abroad
"I've been up and down the country" is the default opening line for BBC scriptwriters.
It does sound better than “left and right”
Well Ig it depends which area it is, there’s a difference between Chile and Europe
Finding the 1% of rural folk who think like us liberals in London...
Ah yeah, the propaganda channel that works for British government
someone explain the concept of north and south to them!
And as philomena says
“ I’ll be starting a sentence in one place”
“And finishing it in another “
AND SHOUTING AT HELICOPTERS
I need to see this
the bbc must have pissed their pants from excitement when they figured out this trick in the 70s.
David Attenborough was the first to do it, so I've been told.
@@user1111ABand only mere years before the release of unrelated Belgium techno anthem, "Pump Up the Jam".
@@JessWilsonvideos the only useful timescale
"This is stunning" - (walking through an industrial estate in Milton Keynes)
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Right?! SO FUNNY!
Our industrial estates are the best. I've seen many a discarded faded skips packet get caught in an updraft in my lifetime, a source of national pride.
Tbh it's still a nice place.
This gives me immense 2008 era comfort. Watching British television on a cold wet grey winters day.
as someone whose never been to the UK, I also used to watch british television on a cold wet grey winters day.
You hit the nail on the head
This video is oddly nostalgic to me because as a child, I've always had a weird obsession with television programmes from abroad.
I'm with you.
@@PantaloonTVone of us,one of us
"That might be the best thing I've ever eaten, I'm not even joking" was the most on-point line... I'm not even joking
Especially the way he was leaning forward
999 likes, I’m not even joking
@@jacksonwatkinson7912 mental
Also with the background utensil sounds
And that subtle but intense munch
My brain instinctively started to relax as it prepared itself for a slightly informative & quirky documentary.
Definitely agree with you there. Its uncanny. I knew it was a parody, but I could still feel myself relaxing. It's like morphine. After 20 minutes nobody remembers what the programme is really about. Nobody cares. It's all the chopped editing cutting it into small bite size drizzles of loveliness. Not enough to really get your teeth into and concentrate on and not so superficial you switch over the channels.
Same 💀
This thread is full of FACTSSS 😅
@@brianthesnail3815 right! i found myself in the middle wishing it was a real documentary
This personifies so well how people see Americans and Brits differently.
American shows are loud, over the top, have severe ADHD and are cringy.
British shows are gentle, well spoken, soothing and are also cringy.
"Rich tapestry." Classic.
That one made me wince
Gotta use the word tapestry here and there.
It's PAINFUL how accurate this is.
The other half of British TV is like "Sarah is a 23 year old nurse, living with a condition where half her face is slowly peeling off her body."
This, middle aged British people moving into houses way nicer than yours and channel 4 having a lot of naked people
😂
That's my favorite show after _The Crazy Old Lady Detective Whose Appearance at Any Village or Great House Inevitably Means Someone Is About to Be Murdered, Yet No One Ever Avoids Her or Asks Her to Leave._
@@cisium1184 You inspire me Cisium. But I am not sure if inspire is the correct word. LOL or smiley face? I thought your titled spelled something, but it is just good. Your show title is Too Long to fit in the TV Guide
Any show about a rare disease that only 10 people on the planet have there always seems to be someone from the UK that has it.
Love this show, glad they renewed it
This is the greatest crossover ever.
Green trivia time?
Rodney?
The show is called the blue Isle which is a reference to blue harvest the working title for the original star wars
@@TheDisorderuk RODNEY!!!
As a TV composer of several hours of factual entertainment, I can confirm the accuracy. I’m incredibly impressed you did this without notes from the execs, commissioner, finance department and two dogs that were shitting outside the offices during the viewing though
I actually love these little documentaries about idk... how cheese is made in a small rural town
The funny thing is sixty or seventy years ago these are the kind of short films which would have been made by the COI for showing (mostly) abroad, presenting a rosy view of Blighty. The difference between then and now is that then the older film would have had a disembodied voice-over, whereas now you have to put up with a celeb and often the show is as much about the presenter as it is the subject; sometimes more so.
There's also usually an emotional moment where they try really hard to cry and say "Sorry can we stop filming for a moment?"
To maintain the drama the film crew is sworn to secrecy that it was purely a potty emergency…”Montezuma’s Revenge!!!”
They’re too flabbergasted by the food 😭
Those are usually saved for the transformation shows.
These comments are too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tghooker5123they'll slip one in whenever a poor person does something nice for them or they listen to someone's tale of personal hardship.
Only thing this is missing is an occasional laugh to show that the presenter is a very nice and caring person who gets along with people
Yes they missed the necessary salt-of-the-earth type interaction where he converses with a cab driver or farmer, that’s where they usually get the human laugh in so that we know he’s not like other posh/middle class tophs…bonus if they do some kind of building and they show him doing exactly 30 seconds of it. He turns to the camera and goes “This is harder than it looks!” Dripping in sweat down his period piece tunic.
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@@TedEhioghae omg that’s it haha
@@TedEhioghae Yeah, exactly. Thats obviously the scene where the presenter is having dinner with the wonderful local people he's instantly best friends with and who showed me the real [insert place].
1:03 "this is...stunning" as he ambles across what looks like a scabby Sunday league footie pitch-cum-local-park (a bit of crap field, really) somewhere in the North-East
PITCH WHAT LOCAL PARK
The celebrity travelogue thing really was kicked off by Michael Palin going round the world in 80 days, and it's amazing how different that was. It was actually about him travelling, as in the actual travel part, and who he happened to meet, and the things that happened while he was doing it. Now they go to other countries, driven from one pre-arranged set-piece to another, no doubt staying in top hotels, with virtually everything scripted.
That's because these are more people that will do them harm than there used to be
@@Fernweh1965 It's not. Many places in the world are not more dangerous, and often less dangerous, than they were back then. Nobody going to film in Japan or Korea, for example, needs to be protected. It's because the people who make these shows want guaranteed 'segments' of things they think the viewers will find interesting, which typically involve reinforcing stereotypes or doing something bizarre. They have no interest in showing the country as it is. They just want to show them what they think the viewers expect to see.
@@RevStickleback I can see you've given this some thought but travel with a known person with extremely expensive equipment makes you a target. Certainly the middle east, Africa, South America and the USA are not places you can go without substantial risk. It's a lot different to going there solo or as a couple.
@@Fernweh1965 That is true, but the same, completely contrived set-up, clearly just being bussed in from hotel to location and back, applies anywhere in the world, regardless of the danger in each country. Zero spontaneity, and zero insight, as they just reduce each country to a picturesque cliché.
Very true ,and what’s more the finished program is usually all about THEM , and the amazing places and people they have travelled so far to film are just kept in the background
As a Brit, I'd be offended by this generalisation. But I can't be, because it's so bloody accurate. Scarily accurate. In fact, I'm half expecting it to be a genuine series by September...
The Baby Boomer generation, you mean?
Yes, they *are* affectionately known as 'the worst generation'. They'll all be gone soon enough, then humankind can be free!
I hope so. I'd tune in 😂
My parents are English, is this theme of 'sentimentality wonder' really common?
@@roadbone1941 It must be, they keep making TV shows about it
Only slightly inaccurate thing is: it’s also women like Fern Britton, Joana Lumley or Sue Perkins lol
Watching videos like this is really the only way to see the best of Britain
facts
Yip, Dion Dublin can stay at home.
have you tried walking?
It isn’t but it’s the best way not to notice the worst of Britain which is everywhere - Brexiteers
best comment here so far
Don’t forget the British walk-and-talk. You can’t see the best of Britain unless you walk while you talk.
Exactly😅..which mean you don't even paying attention to your surrounding..
We watch it because it's comforting. Like a hot pie and chips, it doesn't matter if we've had it a million times, it always makes you feel like the world is good.
Did you not have the budget for standing on top of a hill being filmed from a helicopter?
And an unlimited budget for employees to make your intro/outtro grphics ?
Helicopters are so last millennium. Drones are the only way for middle-aged white men to be seen from on high in the 21st century. 😉
we've got drones for that now, so all the budget goes to new shirts, always tucked in of course...
Like Brian Cox, eh?
@@Blitterbug Does Brian Cox always tuck his shirt in?
The worst Thing is is that 90% of the time I would still actually watch it because no matter how formulaic it is it works
Hey, chocolate cake has a formula everyone follows, it still tastes great
@@MagicCardboardBox Exactly, everyone makes the same chocolate cake every day and it still tastes delicious.
I’m guilty of this 🤦🏻♂️
How often are you eating chocolate cake though?
watch anthony bordain instead. rip to the legend
As a puertorican who went to Britain one sunny afternoon, it was really exciting to see the gritty dickensian suburbs by train and perfectly manicured country clubs ive seen a million times in media. Also, London is just undeniably gorgeous.
Dude, Britain doesn't have sunny afternoons. I think you were in Portugal.
I spent three days in Britain and every one of them were sunny. Apparently I bet the odds!
I love these types of shows, genuinely.They're just nice relaxing easy to enjoy TV.That's why they keep getting recommissioned.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
But they could still a bit less cliché and less pompous maybe?
@@roadwayronathen they wouldn't be authentically British
As a foreigner that has watched a lot of BBC: This is accurate.
Not quite . No programme without a reference to one of the many wars of the glurious empire ...When Brittain was 'Great' .
@@lws7394 Sovrinty, innit!
He still hasn't "escaped" the BBC yet as is evidenced by his ethnic self-derision at the end. Organizations such as the BBC smile with satisfaction at a job well done when they see that.
@@ExInferis. 'Get Inspired !'
Bbc? You rascal
Until the jokes in the second half, you genuinely can't tell it's a parody, this is probably the most accurate parody I've ever seen! Top job!
Should've left the jokes out and made it more discrete, like the old Onion News parodies, would've been much funnier imo
@@awrightmate5818the joke tends to die if you let it linger for long, the jokes actually made me chuckle. I was expecting to see a DrWho commercial coming up next.
'looking at lots of things which are nice' didn't clue you in??
@@burneraccounthandle😂
lol, the jokes start immediately
The best thing about this, and there are many great things, is that it parodies TV shows that haven't even been made yet.
Just seen tiny tempa the rapper looking at properties for a new programme..and of course the "travelling with my dad" extravaganza 😂
Genius!!! Near the phone cabinet saying "this is incredible"!!! 😂 Keep up the great work!!!
Within the first few seconds I was thrust back into my mother’s living room, having dinner after school waiting for this show to end so I could watch Top Gear this is so damn accurate
So true!
To be fair Top Gear is also a show about white men with tucked in shirts so fair play
The good old days
Wasn't Top Gear on a Sunday?
Same and your mother was bringing me a nice cup of tea
The ‘cheers’ shot is so accurate haha
It was done so well I actually thought people were they with him.
That was the best bit 😂
The fact that the "Cheers!" and laughter comes right after him saying, "And I've also been abroad doing all sorts of expensive things you could never afford to do" is brilliant, like he's really rubbing it in everyone's face.
Always "Cheers!" said to camera after sipping any alcohlic drink, and some childish reference to not getting drunk. When discussing a whiskey business, they always say tongue-in-cheek "I drew the short straw to investigate this terrible story which necessitated me tasting whiskey". The joke has worn thin.
Good to see what Will Mackenzie has been up to
This is so true. You get a 2 minute intro telling you what the series is going to cover followed by another 2 minutes telling you what this episode is going to cover. And then about 5 minutes in the show starts. All too often you're not actually seeing Britain or whatever but the presenter doing various acts or stunts like milking a cow, making pottery or flying a zip wire. Its not about the scenery, its all about how great the presenter is.
“As I embark on a journey”, “in my quest to” and the scene of them dining or drinking with a group of the locals are musts
And of course smiling and laughing with the locals, whose smiles and apparent camaraderie immediately dissipate once the camera stops filming xD
That's my daily routine.
Thank God for the locals whose job it is to live locally. They’re always so different from the rest of us who are non local.
And remember to show the tedious sequence of the meeting with the local expert - the approach walk and handshake. "Who Do You Think You Are" classic for this waste of time. Most of the show is footage of hand-shaking with local experts.
So as we say in [insert rural English area famous for one thing here]! Have a good day and [insert regional colloquialism here]
Always that emotional moment 2/3 of the way in, “so my great grandfather helped lay a part of this track?! Omg I’m going to need a moment to take this all in”
"Yes... and if we look here on this page....Can you make out the writing? It's very faint. We see that he actually fulfilled his dream of becoming a machinist. It's in german but I will translate:
" Johan K. Raut drove trains from west-to-eastern Europe between 1941 and 1945....oh...."
@@roddo1955 spicy
@@roddo1955 K. Raut, lol, brilliant
"I literally cannot get my head around it"
Can we stop filming for a second please but emotional
You're absolutely brilliant, Michael. Wonderful.
This is so hilarious😂…I just love the self-deprecating humor.
You should ask the BBC to commission a series in which you dig up a bit of broken pottery from your garden and over eight one-hour episodes, you build an entire backstory for civilisation from it based purely on conjecture and hearsay.
"Ritual purposes!"
Theese potteries is not from England, but from central Europe, and must have been transported here.
But how?
Oh briiliant! Can't wait for the Geophys machine thingy to do its bit.
@@EricaNernie Is that the machine which goes 'Ping!'?
I used to watch a lot of those, I really like them! And because I've watched a lot of them, I am now an expert in... Pretty much anything that ends in "ology" (there's an old BT joke there for anyone as old as me!).
This tells me that we've practically been watching the same show over and over again since early 2000's
information is useful and people like it being presented in the a familiar predictable way. for Americans this is an overly excited man with a deep voice who repeatedly teases what’s to come in the episode, for Brits this is this. I wouldn’t say it’s the same show, just the same package for new information
Yeah I know I know I was taking the piss , it's actually Nostalgic in an annoying way
Yes
If you want to watch quality, non-pretentious British docs check out any series with Fred Dibnah from the BBC. Mainly focused on industrial heritage/steam age but great mid 00s nostalgia and well worth a watch.
You are noticing Stuck Culture.
Lolllll I am screaming. I’m Nigerian but born in America, so we grew up seeing so many of these wildlife reality shows narrated by British people this is so accurate 😂
Are you Nigerian-
American (ethically Nigerian while being American nationality) or do you have dual citizen status or...?
Enlighten me please, as to the Nigerian equivalent of David Attenborough...?
This programme will always be found on BBC 2 on a Sunday evening at around 19:00.
If I had a quid for every time the word "tapestry" has been used in intros for these lone man exploring type programmes 😭🤣🤣
You missed out the adjective "Rich", lol. It's a cliche rich environment.
I swear, I've heard a female voice doing that as well
Don't forget 'holistic' 😂
has there ever been a tapestry that wasn't rich? Can we not experiment with poor tapestries?
@@markmolloy1497😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A white person? In Britain? WHAT THE FUCK I’M GOING INSANE!!!!!
this is so great, so spot on
You "travel around again" so us poor plebs won't have to. We thank you for your service.
What with ticket prices , petrol prices, rail strikes and a lousy bus service, it’s only tv companies who can afford to bypass all the chaos.
And saving us having to fill in all the Brexit travel forms.
@@ahartify I've travelled alot since Brexit. Aint filled in one single form...
Us poor plebs cannot afford to travel anywhere.
Yeah but one time a rich pleb sent a poor pleb and we got An Idiot Abroad
As an American with admittedly limited exposure to British Television, I can confirm that every Brit docuseries that makes its way over here follows this blueprint for an opening. From the music to the voiceover to the driving to the food-tasting and finally to the tucked-in shirts. Nailed it!
Let me guess, you saw it on a PBS station during pledge drive, and they offered a tote bag with the show's logo on it, or an artistically rendered drawing of the host
@@micmac99 As a Canadian, that’s just one option available to us. We also have CBC, TVO, and Knowledge Network
Why wouldn't you tuck in your shirt?
@@samhilton4173 nice to air out the torso every now and then
I am confused about the tucked-in shirt bit. I always wear shirt stays attached to my shirt and socks when tucking in a shirt and they're brilliant. Oh well.. have to look your best.
Brilliant concept! Love a good mockumentary!
Brilliant......some light relief from madness decending on this country
Michael Portillo has been really quiet ever since this came out.
which is not unwelcome
He's not quiet, he's just very far away,
doing expensive things.
He's wintering in Spain. Rich, middle-aged, white men do do that.
It's his trousers which are loud
@@hg82met 'middle aged' ?
Maybe 15 years ago.
I absolutely broke at "Tree."
The expression, the single word delivery, my gosh, as a Brit I can confirm that you've nailed this. 😂
me too hahahahh
that's the best bit! #tree
The subtle head nod is perfect
I would've liked your comment but i'm not a brit
. . . I saw a tree once. It was nice. 🎄
The fact I'd unironically sit down to watch this and have 0 complaints
Then proceeds to an informal, unrelated interview with incredible subpar sound design
As someone who's worked on shows like this, I can say this is 100% true
What
Same. I think I've ground my teeth down behind the camera from all the forced cringe I've had to film because the executive insists on limiting the rest of us to their paltry imagination.
You know what would be great. If producers/executive etc listened to the ones behind the cameras. You know the ones that went to college/uni etc to learn the art.. instead of some office dweller. Haha. It's the same in any media company. It's always the higher ups that ruin the art. @@_ayoung
@@_ayoungname names - which programmes? Would love to know!
@@jpip1382 Anything made by BBC.
I got a lot of respect for this man because there's no way i could say the line "this might be the best thing I've ever eaten, I'm not joking!" without immediately wanting to punch myself in the face
Is the Weetabix good in Paris?
weetabix is good everywhere
Why would he punch you in the face all you did was eat weetabix in Paris and with the fellas
Sounds like you just can't handle the Best™ of™ Britain™
Weebatix
'Driving round a lot and not looking at the road.' Nailed it 😂
Well, the first few seconds were enough to win me over to this channel. Utterly funny.
I have to keep telling myself this is a skit and not a real show, it's too real
Yeah, some of those early shots were scarily similar to Coast.
00:31 the walking up and putting a hand on tree perspective to only say a sentence or two is PERFECT😂
Yes, I loved that bit - it's _so_ familiar! 😂
There always that violin in background too lol!
Reminds me of the documentaries ive watched
A few seconds in and i was already drawn to the rest of the season of this lmao
You made a mockery of British Television that is so accurate, it's basically the intro to a Travel Man episode. Well done
Wdym Travel Man is the antithesis of this show
Travel Man is literally a parody of these kinds of shows, it's supposed to be everything that these shows aren't. Why bring that up rather than anything else?
@@stephenoxf I think that was the point - this satire of a travel show (the video) sounds like another satire of a travel show (Travel Man).
Why they put so much emphasis on White? Native british is white anyways.
@@TheKitMurkit What? What's nativeness got to do with it? The emphasis on it being a white middle-aged man is because it's only white middle-aged men that can make a show about nothing just because they want to make a show. It's not really any deeper than that. It's not even about being white, since a show made by a 21 year old white woman is never about travelling Britain under some vague conceit.
In short, it's because it emphasises that these shows are cookie-cutter and all the same. And also, they put as much emphasis on being white as they did being middle aged or a man. I don't know why you honed in on race.
😂 it's just missing the " despite living in poverty the locals are so welcoming and generous "
Thank you for summing up this, why we gotta watch boring ass people who have been so entrenched in the industry we have to watch their holiday flicks. Vernon Kay was on tv recently and I have no idea why, we need fresh talent soon its so tragic
I don't even watch British television, but I know this is absolutely spot on 🤣 Brilliant
"I've been driving around a lot and not looking at the road." Every second of this is totally accurate, and hilarious.
Not looking at the road--I'm still waiting for the accident.
Let's be honest, we all love programmes like this.
I really, really don't.
I hate them.
Agreed. For me it's because they're just easy to watch lol and i don't have to put effort into paying attention. They make good background noise.
Nope
Lol, no, this a commercial at best and a propaganda at worst.
Please make this a series
I remember all these shows coming out over a year into the pandemic.
Must have a stockpile of filler shows ready for national emergencies lol
I was a bit narked at the long list of random "celebs" suddenly going off on free, cushy holidays around the country around the same period of time. I'm surprised they didn't bump into each other.
As an American who is a little too fond of British things, this is perfect, and also I would probably still watch it. Which is also why Philomena Cunk is so brilliant, because she parodies this exact format so perfectly, "It's hard to believe I'm walking through the oldest city in the world. Because I'm not - that's in Iraq, which is fucking dangerous."
Brasseye is another good parody of the cliched BBC newsreader style. I think they banned it in the end.
Are you familiar with An Idiot Abroad with Karl Pilkington? If not: you are in for a treat
@@adayinthelifeofanorthkorea head like a fuckin' 🍊
@@adayinthelifeofanorthkorea "It's the alright wall of China" might be one of the best things ever broadcast on TV
@@SaintPhoenixx "It goes on for miles. But so does the M6."
Nothing beats the classic:
TONIGHT
I wear a hat
Richard wears a hat
and James, wears a hat
Heck, let's get that tree in on our hat wearing
And on that bombshell it is time to end
gets a tiny bit hungry and punches a producer
*try's to light a rocket*
" It must be damp 🧍♂️ "
And James wears a stripy jumper.
This was on point, it made me realise how much I detest documentaries like this 😂
Brilliant. Just saw this after your Christopher Nola video and now I must watch the entire back catalog
"So join me on a journey" is the most accurate part of this
As an American, I can confirm that my old parents would definitely stumble across this show at random while channel surfing, be instantly enamored and set up the DVR for the rest of the season.
What about your new parents?
I'm neither old, nor an American, nor a parent, but I feel so seen. xD
God bless them. That made me feel really warm towards them. ❤
@@Bubble170 They'd do the same but ask for Spanish subtitles
I'm impressed that your old parents knew how to set up the DVR
I used to love this show
Just come across this - doubled up laughing. So true, so absolutely true.😂😂😂
the actual awful thing is, this is one of the best intros ever and would have me instantly hooked
Yes, waiting expectantly for the "Tree" episode.
I feel like I could imagine Jeremy Clarkson or something genuinely doing an intro to a tv show just like this with the parody intact.
@@rachelcookie321 I think all those series starring Philomena Cunk in various settings are quite the parody of shows like these, only with a twist: instead of someone knowledgeable, they put an utter moron as host
Me too ❤
I love these shows. They would play on PBS in North Carolina when I was a kid
As an American, I always thought this was just our own stereotype of the British shows that managed to become famous over here. I didn't know many of them really were like this!
Yeah they really are and we are hopelessly in love with them for reasons I cant explain.
@@backpackbattles4176 because they're the perfect type of bland when one is hungover
me too
@@backpackbattles4176 Well, they ARE all about YOU, so ... narcissism?
@@scooterdooter haha yeah probably. Though also love a good foreign adventure too. Used to watch a lot of BBC’s Simon Reeve who does this exact style but around the world.
Ok. I almost spit out my coffee. Lmao! My stomach hurts I laughed so hard!! I haven't laughed like this in.... a really long time. I'm American -- I LOVE British humour!! Thank you. ☺
This needs to be a documentary about British documentaries ASAP
Not only British TV but almost every other travelogue show there is. Don't forget the food crawl segment where the host chats with the "local expert" or where the host goes to the local market and taught how to haggle in their native tongue by the locals.
“I’m going to try the spicy thing! Ooh, Ooh, it’s hot’l
Literally every travel show
Only Bourdain or Ramsay’s shows ever manage to make those in ways not cringey. Not over the top, feels real, and you’re in the middle of the journey to learn as they do, without the benefit of the Google alternative. Every other show up on Food Network in the 2010s felt off, sometimes the host felt as if they hated the job.
"i'm at the rich. diverse and vibrant market in where rich, diverse and vibrant locals have been doing market stuff for generations. Ooh look, there's a camel"
@@dionysianapollomarxit's funny when he learns all that stuff and the locals still prefer their own local cook than Ramsay lmfao
0:53 got the obligatory wistful stare into the distance spot on.
I love these shows. Keep 'em coming.
Why do I legit now want to watch this documentary 😂what a fantastic video lol
Don't forget to start each programme showing us where you are going, go in to the break showing us where you went and what is to follow, come out of the break reminding us what we have seen, and finish the programme showing it all again....(repeated on Wednesday....).
The aristocracy knows we plebs are a bit thick...
That drives me mad. Before the ads, they tell us what's going to happen after the ads, then when we're back from the ads, they spend 10 minutes showing us what they did before the ads. Do they think we have goldfish memories?
That’s so Channel 5, am I right!
The Mitchell and webb show did a sketch just like this
I'm looking for a gift for my aunt
Every BBC documentary ever, always feel like you’ve never actually learned anything when it’s over
This.
Most of the time all you do is watch a middle-aged man or woman potter around while narrating their superficial understanding ponderously. They're mostly only worth watching for the pretty locales and stunning natural landscapes.
I started to feel that the foreign locals were actually milking the producers for every penny and wilfully lying to get it. I don't blame them -- these shows are very 'white saviour' and it's comforting to think about what's actually going through their heads.
The journey is the point.
Unless it's David Attenborough, but then again he's not middle aged
I really thought this was a BBC documentary 😅
This is so accurate but I love these shows!
Dear god. My dad watches a lot of these travel/cuisine/architecture/whatever documentaries from BBC. This video really catches the essence. I was squirming while watching this.
Yours too, eh??? Lemme guess, he has a sixty inch telly which makes the BBC2 logo induce seizures in the entire village? Because you just know this is BBC2 in a nutshell.
Say what you want but Grand Designs is brilliant though!
They'll be gone soon enough... the BBC that is. I used to say that we'd be worse off without them, now it's become painfully obvious that we'd all be better off when they're gone... surprised BoJo got rid of them, they are mostly his press-office, seems like a bit of an own goal...
As a Canadian kid, this was pretty much how every wildlife show started. It kinda gave me goosebumps. My brain hasn’t heard this before, but it’s HEARD it before 😮
I remember all the Canadian wildlife living hard lives (according to the narrator) and thinking damn this is depressing.
@@Roddy556Well, all of them except the crack spider.
@@mehere8299 apex predator/gangster
Except we don't just do this for wildlife documentaries in the UK, it covers so many different genres for no discernible reason! Some of them I wouldn't even call documentaries, they're just minor celebs doing "stuff".
It even covers renovation or home improvement programmes or even people looking for a house or people buying / selling other things. So many different programmes I can't even put into a category.
The model for all of Anthony Bourdain and Michael Palin’s shows
Honestly. It's a good format, I was intrigued not gonnna lie.
haha.. I actually kinda miss these Brit style docs, now that I've moved back to US after living in the UK for years.. I find American docs are trying SO hard to be SO fast paced and action packed that it feels like even when they're aiming at adults they're treating their audience like 4 year olds with ADHD. UK docs may be lower budget and more slow but at least they talk to you like they expect you to be an adult who doesn't need a jump cut every 5 seconds to stay interested learning stuff.
Oh yh American TV is horrible to watch, feels like a nightmare with the over editing
And likely a show like this would be on the BBC, so no advert breaks every 7 minutes
Yeah, I feel we should be thankful for what we have..
And weird 00s Hip Hop music they always have
And the constant need for explosions! If it's a show about America's Toughest Cattle Ranchers, it really doesn't need 800lb of TNT going off for no real reason.
Terrifyingly accurate, up there with we going to tediously watch someone buy a house and live in it
"So, as we covered previously, David, who you don't know, has bought a house and is now living in it, which I think we can all agree is basically a good thing."
@@boiledelephant Will David put up the shelves of his dreams? Find out next time on Coverage of people buying a house and then living in it!
That and it's evil twins: 'looking around 3 houses and deciding not to buy any of them' and 'getting 2 designers to do a virtual reality mock up of how they would like to decorate your living room and then taking a few cues from both their ideas and adding a few of your own'.
@@boiledelephant I love finding m&w fans in the wild
Oh yes, the reality shows. Yuk!
I love the way all the clips that actually have him in shot are just around his house and park lol
This is so good I subscribed, I want a second series now😂
I would pay to watch this tv programme. Also don't forget at some point "This changed the world FOR EVER!"