for the name of my current character, I just mashed the dovah words for fire and savage into a plausible name "Yulnriik Fellstar" is what I ended up going as.
not only did this guy kill miraak in 5 minutes, but he also served jail time, set up marriage for himself and learned fireball. considering we hardly get to riverwood by then thats beyond just impressive
Alternatively, Dragonborn is so terrified of committing to an actual relationship that standing up his new fiance helps to push him through his adventures even faster.
3:19 Balimund- "Come to-" Dragonborn- *violently convulses, instantly has all Balimund's gold and leaves* Balimund- "Come back if you need more smithing done" Balimund's mind- *What. The. Fuck.*
@@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music on PC you can drag npcs items into your own inventory through the menu then if you press sell you sell that item over and over and sell their own gear to them
The only thing i know about skyrim speedruns is that when you unmount from horse while it has its mouth next to the ground you become supersonic warhead and this state transitions through the loads hence him redoing that and loading into solstheim to reach miraaks sanctum
It's just that huntsman's horse is the most consistent way of doing so because of: 1)being close to helgen 2)spawning consistently (go to the border, wait 1 hour, works every time) 3)having a stone from which you can set your horse into proper position (those are rare)
my favorite parts of this speedrun were when rolof asks you what the hurry is while helgen is getting ravaged by a dragon, punching a horse as soon as you spawn to get jail time, setting up a wedding for some reason only to not show up, traveling to an alternate dimension and instantly killing some kind of evil wizard. i have not played skyrim so this is insanity to me
I can only imagine how many hours it took to not only figure this out but to execute it the right way....spending forever to figure out how to play through a game as quick as possible will always be its own brand of crazy genius.
The discovery of these glitches and strategies is often a collective effort. One person finds one or more, shares it, and then others start using it in their runs. Sometimes a record goes unbroken for years until someone finds a new glitch.
that was my logic too lmao i was thinking like, oh nice exploit, horse is faster then his legs ww-wait why are you going on that rock... WATHEFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Imagine being a Daedric Prince, and some random guy in rags with magic popped in to your dimension, killed your champion, stole from his corpse, and proceeded to tea bag his body.
@@nicodemoboccia5090 Forgive me of I'm wrong, but I believe it's something to do with when the quest is failed with the player not attending, it skips something with the current quest you are doing.
My jaw was dropped the entire time I watched this. The hours I've clocked trudging about that frozen wasteland... And on top of it, I literally couldn't once guess what was coming next. Brilliant execution dude holy.
The irony that this expansion adds the ability to tame and ride dragons, despite the fact that Nords have already conquered the skies with the power of horse.
@@Bonk4Me look. This is common to speedruns. In Majoras Mask you used to have to get caught tresspassing and thrown out of the palace onto the fucking moon. In portal 2 you just dont disable the deadly neurotoxin that will kill you, and in minecraft you fail at sleeping.
Richter Belmont first skyrim horses can climb up vertical walls, and now they can be hyperslingshots. What’s next, they all sprout wings simultaneously and become pegasi?
@@shriekingskeleton Dagoth Ur: Hey babe wanna come see the heart chamber? Nerevarine: I can't I'm filling my release identification Dagoth Ur: The Tribunal wasnt here Nerevarine:
This is my first time watching a Skyrim speedrun and when he got on the horse I thought, "Oh, that's smart, he got a horse so he can travel faster." Little did I know he wouldn't only be traveling faster but traversing through the space time continuum and 50 different parallel universes.
There are so many variations of that glitch but that one was the first i saw which allows going in all directions while being flash, i highly recommend watching these Bethesda game speedruns, the glitches are so confusing and cool
Imagine You're a dragonborn, a dragon priest and a pupil of the daedric God of knowledge, rebelled against the dragons and at least 20 corpses can be found around your temple and you wanna rebel against the daedric Prince of knowledge then the next thing you know a homeless man who escaped from jail murders you
After 70 hours of playing this game I finally understand what it's all about, I remember when I started playing skyrim and discovering the power of alchemy and enchanting.
Reinstal the game terray, if you have an xbox one. Try reinstalling the operating syestum on it. Its a problem with windows ten which causes data to be corrupt.
That bit at 5:50 of him sliding around the floor while tentacles start pulling him into a book as he gets a “Failed: attend your wedding ceremony” message is peak Skyrim.
"And in that fated day, the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora was undone by the power of the same hidden knowledge he coveted for himself. His timeless search for the Glitchum Arcaneum had been ended by the champion of glitch himself. And Hermaeus Mora would from that day on, forever be doomed to ponder in his realm upon his vanquisher words: GG EZ"
Guy parkoured around a dragon, stole a horse, flew across Skyrim by flapping his arms, punched a horse, got arrested, got married, went to Solsteim, went to Oblivion and killed Miraak in 5 minutes. Alduin, meanwhile, is still in Helgen wondering wtf just happened.
I’m watching this while I’m eating. I was like “Oh okay he’s running... now he’s stealing a horse.” *I look down at my food for like 3 seconds* “Oh he’s in space now.”
my favorite parts of almost every skyrim speedrun: - dismount a horse while horizontal to break the sound barrier - get engaged to marcurio (always marcurio) to break a cutscene later
@@cardinalsausage8486 in this case, the cutscene at 5:45 that plays when you open the first black book for the first time. normally, you can't move, but for some reason, missing your wedding gives back player control, allowing you to kill miraak. i've also seen it used to break the cutscene in the thieves' guild quest line where karliah shoots you with a poisoned arrow and you get to watch her have a chat with mercer.
Lol be expecting to wait a long time for elder scrolls 6. Likely not coming out in 2020 or even 2021. Starfield isn’t even out yet and there’s not much known about it
Waz in 5 min: *kills Miraak*
Me in 5 min: "or should I pick Nord instead?..."
Jorge Oliveira same bro!
5 mins in the dragon had just started attacking for me. nah maybe not. i was probably making my khajiit for 20 minutes
Takes me about 30 minutes just to think of a name
for the name of my current character, I just mashed the dovah words for fire and savage into a plausible name "Yulnriik Fellstar" is what I ended up going as.
@@BigAutisticDaddy That's actually pretty fuckin dope. I'll have to try that. Thanks.
Speedruns in other games: Running, clipping through terrain, doing near to impossible jumps
Speedruns in Skyrim: HORSE, THEN FLY
Don't forget : MARRIAGE
Then punch a horse.
@@zabelzarock4606 Then go to jail? like wtf ok 😂
@@rogehmarbi Yeah I don't get why he needed to do that. Seemed a little needless. But what do I know? It must activate something.
*ZOOMN*
not only did this guy kill miraak in 5 minutes, but he also served jail time, set up marriage for himself and learned fireball.
considering we hardly get to riverwood by then thats beyond just impressive
still think about that poor bride waiting while my guy was being dragged into a daedric realm by a book with tentacles
He learned fireball faster than Itachi
Groom* @@patriciogonzalez2886
@@patriciogonzalez2886What? The lad earned that bachelor party.
Me in 5 minutes: hmm yes, i think I'll have green eyes this time😂😂
Speeder runner: *meticulously follows a carefully planned route and exact sequence of actions*
Bandit: "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."
Hm yes the speeder runner definitely speeded ranned this time
@@lucassullivan2109 LMAOOOO
*dragon roars
*punches horse once*
Guard: "You have comm-"
Dragonborn: "Take me to jail"
underrated comment indeed
When you cant afford food
Affordable for few likes
As long as honest work
Now get out
C'mon! I havent got all morning!
@@Lolzhero indian speak funny English
“Attend your weddng ceremony” - Jumps off cliff and gets on a boat going to another country
He married someone?? When??
Dragonborn is a mgtow.
He went to buy milk
Alternatively, Dragonborn is so terrified of committing to an actual relationship that standing up his new fiance helps to push him through his adventures even faster.
Владимир Владимирович?
Dragonborn: *enters apocrypha and burns miraak alive.*
Hermaeus Mora: *sweating* “well if you prove clever enough to uncover the secrets here…”
A tier comment
My man entered Helgen, and 5 minutes later became a god.
Now _that's_ efficiency
Ye
Speedrunners are such weird creatures.
Ikr
J J in a good way
@@normansidely1278 of course
Like they on a whole different era
+1
Even Before He was told he's the Dragonborn He went on and killed the first Dragonborn
Obviously there can only be one!
Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaha dude that got me
Like a chad
What if its like a loop and everytime u kill him u become him and in 5:19 u get killed by someother dude who then becomes u.
Big Dick Energy is one hell of a thing
3:19
Balimund- "Come to-"
Dragonborn- *violently convulses, instantly has all Balimund's gold and leaves*
Balimund- "Come back if you need more smithing done"
Balimund's mind- *What. The. Fuck.*
He actually sells him his own gear lol
@@LTD538
Could you elaborate on this?
I'm burning with curiosity.
I'm fucking dying xD
@@Battlefield_And_Vibe_Music on PC you can drag npcs items into your own inventory through the menu then if you press sell you sell that item over and over and sell their own gear to them
0:02 -A literal dragon is raining down hellfire
Ralof: "What's the hurry?"
There wasn’t a single moment I knew what was going on
hell yeah! same here. and how the fuck could he kill that boss at lv 1 and with just one shot??
The only thing that stuck was him punching a horse
The only thing i know about skyrim speedruns is that when you unmount from horse while it has its mouth next to the ground you become supersonic warhead and this state transitions through the loads hence him redoing that and loading into solstheim to reach miraaks sanctum
It's just that huntsman's horse is the most consistent way of doing so because of:
1)being close to helgen
2)spawning consistently (go to the border, wait 1 hour, works every time)
3)having a stone from which you can set your horse into proper position (those are rare)
For me the most ridiculous thing was that he had shit loads of money
When even Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Knowledge has no idea what the hell just happened
Underrated comment 😂
Bruh
Possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, literally just started cackling at 4am reading this comment. Comedy 100 to you good sir
I'm the 666th person to like what does that mean for me
Best comment ever 😂
“I am Hermaeus Mora…Daedric prince of fate and- wait wait MIRAAK LOOK OUT…..fuck…”
my favorite parts of this speedrun were when rolof asks you what the hurry is while helgen is getting ravaged by a dragon, punching a horse as soon as you spawn to get jail time, setting up a wedding for some reason only to not show up, traveling to an alternate dimension and instantly killing some kind of evil wizard.
i have not played skyrim so this is insanity to me
The wedding part is to break the book's quest a little so it doesnt imobolize you when you enter apocrapha
I have played five skyrim runs with a total if maybe 400 hours and this is still insanity to me
@@NovaProspekt19I have well over 1000 hours and trust me I still have no fucking idea what’s going on here lmao
studio: "this game provides 200 hours of game pla-"
speed runners: "6 minutes, take it or leave it."
Speed runner: there is 3 actually
Hacker: *slams the table* "47 seconds."
This game has provided me with 7 years of gameplay lmaoo
games a classic, it will be proving content for the next 10+ years and maybe be dug up in the future and replayed like arena is
@@sninjabeast68 oh, you must be one of those super duper awesome morrowind lovers then?
Mom: we eat in 10 minutes
This guy: holdup lemme play Skyrim real quick
Hol up just gonna beat this 25 hour expansion real quick be down in 5.
“Imma play it twice I got some time”
more accurately
mom: we eat in 10 minutes
this guy: be there in 5
Not just play, but beat Skyrim
@@TheMaverick30 Nah. Be aware that the time spent in loading screens isnt counted
I can only imagine how many hours it took to not only figure this out but to execute it the right way....spending forever to figure out how to play through a game as quick as possible will always be its own brand of crazy genius.
The discovery of these glitches and strategies is often a collective effort. One person finds one or more, shares it, and then others start using it in their runs. Sometimes a record goes unbroken for years until someone finds a new glitch.
Not so much of a speedrun
I love how punching a horse, getting yourself arrested, then getting married are parts of this speedrun
Hearmaeus mora : so another seeker after knowle-
*Kills miraak in 2 seconds*
Hermaeus mora : please leave my realm
Lagoz how is it possible to kill him so fast?
@@danielneumeister1699 he casted f i r e b a l l
cast fireball.
but he is m i r a a k
i said i cast fireball
enemy: level 1😂
@@danielneumeister1699 enemies scale with level, fireball is op at level 1. I'm assuming.
Oh nice! He's taking that horse so he can go fas- .. wait what the hell
He did go faster tho lol
i think so
Jeeezus thats a lot of what the hell i would say
Horse tilting is fun
that was my logic too lmao i was thinking like, oh nice exploit, horse is faster then his legs ww-wait why are you going on that rock... WATHEFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
this is like driving without the steering wheel, but the car is a giant hotdog going downhill and you are hand cuffed upside down
Doctor: Don't worry, the X-Ray is perfectly safe for you!
The doctor as soon as he turns on the X-Ray: 2:31
Imagine being a Daedric Prince, and some random guy in rags with magic popped in to your dimension, killed your champion, stole from his corpse, and proceeded to tea bag his body.
Sheogorath is jealous of Hermaeus Mora's new champion
Must be Sheogoraths doing..
I think I'd shit myself, to be completely honest.
@@cryingcrane8173 Hermaus to sheogorath
"What madness is this!"
I... Did not foresee this..
Wow he really did it.
*Failed: Attend your wedding ceremony*
But at what cost.
Everything.
surprisingly this has been known about by speedrunners, since when you Failed: A quest, it skips whatever cutscene is there... :)
5:49
what was the point of trying to get married in this speedrun sum1 explain
@Imperial Senator Avitus Livius Aquila damn, I've spent nearly 300 hours w skyrim, still learning new stuff bout it lol
I love how hermaeus mora isnt even done introducing himself
0:04
Rolof: "What's the hurry?"
😂
"Attend your wedding ceremony"
*Takes a ship to a completely different province*
Something about this seems so... dark...
"Hey babe sorry I'm late I got tied up on the way and ended up having to kill the champion of a demon god."
I always wandered why did he do that? Is not the first speedrunner i've seen doing that
@@nicodemoboccia5090 same i dont know why thats a thing people do
@@nicodemoboccia5090 Forgive me of I'm wrong, but I believe it's something to do with when the quest is failed with the player not attending, it skips something with the current quest you are doing.
Doctor: "You have 5 minutes to live"
Waz: "So does Miraak."
That's both hilarious, and epic.
That’s epic
First time I've seen somebody use this meme and actually make it funny
But it’s 5 minutes IGT not irl :(
Plot twist: U need to start ur computer first
My jaw was dropped the entire time I watched this. The hours I've clocked trudging about that frozen wasteland... And on top of it, I literally couldn't once guess what was coming next. Brilliant execution dude holy.
Man survived a dragon attack, got engaged, and killed a Dragonborn in 5 minutes.
The irony that this expansion adds the ability to tame and ride dragons, despite the fact that Nords have already conquered the skies with the power of horse.
He was a high elf according to the saves he loaded.
@@bojyoohoo Very high elf.
both of you made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time
^
wait how do you ride dragons? i've never heard of this before
"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend"
Waz: "I'm several parallel universes ahead of you."
would like, but 669 so
I'm not lost at all sucker!
Nice reference
Frost come back, it’s been broken.
They're called Kalpas, friend.
I laughed so hard during the entire video like it's so absurd it's absolute gold hahaha
"What's the hurry"
"UHHHH, THE FUCKING DRAGON??!!"
In 5 minutes he escaped capture, got married , traveled the world and fulfilled his destiny and I , in 20 years ,haven't even gotten a job ....
Same
Big Freaking mood and I'm still playing Skyrim 😅
Lmao how
Get a job you lazy fuckers.
You been banging out those applications but not hearing anything back, I know how that go. Keep your chin up young king you'll get there 💪
"Did you speedrun the game?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My wedding with Macurio"
Why wedding Marcurio? I don't get it. What is the profit?
@@phdcmd location to the priest marrying plus a glitch involving strategically failing a quest so you can move during cutscenes
@@jyggalag169 I love how that explains it but doesnt clear up anything
@@Bonk4Me look. This is common to speedruns. In Majoras Mask you used to have to get caught tresspassing and thrown out of the palace onto the fucking moon. In portal 2 you just dont disable the deadly neurotoxin that will kill you, and in minecraft you fail at sleeping.
@@phdcmd I assume because Marcurio is the best male follower and the best male spouse? At least he's my fave.
Even Hermaeus Mora was shocked, man didn't even finish his speech after seeing miraak get eviscerated in 0.1 seconds
I love how at the end he equips Miraak's gear, essentially saying "I'm Miraak now, bitch". 🤣
*gets off horse a little funny*
_REACHES DIMENSIONAL PHASING VELOCITY_
Richter Belmont first skyrim horses can climb up vertical walls, and now they can be hyperslingshots. What’s next, they all sprout wings simultaneously and become pegasi?
Anyone know why he had to get married?
@@wattboat Breaks the scripting for Miraak's cutscene when it fails at that exact time, from what I hear.
@@jimcracketowens5319 I'm sure there's a mod for that.
There is noting as such as "dimesional phasing velocity", he just broke the codes of the game and glitched out of the map
“What’s the hurry”
Elder Scrolls 6 is in development, that's what's the hurry.
@aurllcooljay let’s just hope it’s development isn’t being hurried though.
@@perturabo7825 And then Todd Howard announces the new game is called "Elder Scrolls 76" and every npc is an online player. >:(
aurllcooljay ES6 won’t be out till 2021 at the earliest. Still a bit to go.
@@aurllcooljay that would've worked better than Fallout 76, since a Key Feature isnt changed to find t the Online Aspect.
I, am Hermaeus Mora.. Prince of Fate, and Lord HAVE MERCY WHAT THE FUCK DRAGONBORN?
This masterpiece has been recommended to me three years later. I gladly watched it again.
“You picked a bad tiᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵒˢᵗ ᶠʳ-“
made my day! :D
@Shout Born Enlighten us with your spear-sharp wit
megalovania's cut short
How to you have the small text?
@@darkgolden3250 Magicka
*appears out of nowhere and punches horse*
“You have committed cri-“
*vanishes*
**Teleports behind you**
_"Nothing personal, horse"_
@@korpen2858 *NANI!?*
Lmfao
@@deletdis6173 NEIGH-NI?!*
@@scaladeUK 😂Nice
highlight of the run: ralof immediately saying "what's the hurry?" as the fucking world eater is launching full firebolts straight at him
3:52: You wish to be ma..
Dragonborn: Yeyeyeyeye skip.
"Boss music starts playing"
Miraak: wait..that's not my music
Lmaao
Lol xdxdxdxddxdddddd
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
He was dead before he could say: sh*t
Comments like this makes my day !!!!😂😂😂😂😂
You know the speedrun is legit when you hear "what's the hurry?" 1 second after the game starts.
Haha
Lol
I thought it was “Hey you your finally awake”
@@thegreatandmightyseff7214 thats a stupid ass unoriginal comment. I would insult you as well as insulting the comment but alas, I am heterosexual.
@@snow5772 what you just said bud, that there, was fucking gay
Ralof: “What’s the hurry?” is probably the best way to open a speed running video lol
This should qualify as comedy, I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
“You don’t understand marrying Marcurio is absolutely necessary for my plans”
Disappointing Marcurio, more like it.
why really?
Morux the Archiver yes
@@bosniaforever I'm an apprentice wizard! Not a pack mule!!
@@siliarin2337 it's so you can move during dialog
Holy shit, in 5 minutes I choose my nickname
DA REGIL BEEP no way really?
-This is why the name "Prisoner" is clearly the superior name, cause in those 5 minutes you spent naming you could have instead beat the game-
It took me 40mins to choose one dude xd
DA REGIL BEEP fr this guy doesn’t mess around lol
In 5 minutes I’m a dwarf female Khajit named “xxpu$$ym@ster6969”
Mom: "We're leaving in 5 minutes."
Kid: "Bet."
"I am Hermaeus Mora-"
*kills miraak*
*Hermaeus stops talking*
Miraak is actually dead from the beginning of the quest, and we fight this guy instead.
I demand more likes on this comment
lmfao
@@JB00GIE22 I made it 400
ay lmao lemonfowl
LMAO
Miraak : Hey babe wanna come over?
Dragonborn : I can't I'm studying
Miraak : My parents aren't home
Ba so, the dragonborn rushed home to kill his boyfriend?
@@shriekingskeleton yes
Should have : I can't, I'm bout yo executed
@@shriekingskeleton
Dagoth Ur: Hey babe wanna come see the heart chamber?
Nerevarine: I can't I'm filling my release identification
Dagoth Ur: The Tribunal wasnt here
Nerevarine:
Dragonborn: 5:19
Alduin speaking in dragon tongue
*"What the fuck was that?"*
"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend."
*Proceeds to shoot and miss*
Hermaeus wasn’t even done introducing himself before mirak was deleted
Dragonborn basically said: "fuck you Hermaeus, you ain't getting my soul! I can do it myself, watch!"
Lmfao 😂
"I AM HERMAEUS MORA, PRINCE OF FATE AND LO- ....... did he just fucking kill miraak"
*punches horse*
guard: the worst crime i've seen
Tezhe so you have chosen... death
Stop right there!
LMFAOOOO
*thorkell:* hold my axes
The worst crime, yay or neigh?
With the hundreds of hours I’ve played Skyrim, watching speed runs like this have always mesmerized me.
You're character putting on miraaks clothes and doing a little jig was the highlight of my year
**Helgen literally getting fucking attacked by a dragon**
Ralof: What's the hurry?
This was my thought aswell
he knew it was a speedrun
My first few minutes in the video and I'm laughing my breath out
That's skyrim for you!
The player:
*My goals are beyond your understanding*
This is my first time watching a Skyrim speedrun and when he got on the horse I thought, "Oh, that's smart, he got a horse so he can travel faster." Little did I know he wouldn't only be traveling faster but traversing through the space time continuum and 50 different parallel universes.
There are so many variations of that glitch but that one was the first i saw which allows going in all directions while being flash, i highly recommend watching these Bethesda game speedruns, the glitches are so confusing and cool
I mean, he went faster
@@random_baffoon6114 you can always count on Bethesda when it comes to glitches👍
Watch a fnv speedrun mfs be flying in that game
Skyrim horses. Can make you REAL fast.
Alternative title: twice convicted random thug defeats the legendary first Dragonborn Miraak immediately after finishing serving his time
I just played skyrim for 1 month and somewhat i found this very hilarious
This guy got engaged faster than I was able to say hi to my crush
pfffttttt
Dragonborn with a capital D, if you know what I mean
@@howdoifindaname2743 ragonborn, because the crush is getting the D 😏
No kidding! You elicited a laugh out of me🤣
Bro what was the point of getting engaged? Genuinely wondering
Skyrim Dragonborn DLC: *Offers 30 hours of gameplay*
Waz: 5 minutes, take it or leave it
Bro, he spent half this time on vanilla content. Lol
@@lukehorta5115 And half of that on marriage
@@thepowerlies Goes to show the kind of troubles marriage usually cause. Lmao
@John Miller it is fun and cool when you have played the game gor the 3rd time and all 3 of them are at 100% with dlc's included
@@Cactuardude 100% arent possible
I come back to this video every once in a while and it never ceases to amaze and confuse me
Seeing the character fly off the horse gets me every time. 😭
Imagine
You're a dragonborn, a dragon priest and a pupil of the daedric God of knowledge, rebelled against the dragons and at least 20 corpses can be found around your temple and you wanna rebel against the daedric Prince of knowledge then the next thing you know a homeless man who escaped from jail murders you
Hahahahaha
And that homeless man only escaped jail in another country 5 minutes ago!
Da Jiahao Another entire realm of existence
If that were me, I'd hope it was mcgrips that killed me
Miraak will never reach the truth
Priest: who would you like to be married too?
Speedrunner: now
Jordan Walters I’m fucking wheezing
Oh my god I cantyjjsw breathejekand
@@Jordodude14 Oy! Why do you got ma name!
@@noahhowell7253 are you ok? Might wanna get your inhaler
LMAO
That grunt at 4:05 gets me every time
Fucking iconic that first voice line you received in this run is the storm cloak “what’s the hurry” 😂
When Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?!” he was taking about this guy
That’s perfect 😂
what's the hurry?
''Could the legends be true?!''
''Legends don't speedrun Skyrim in 5:19 IGT.''
Waz: Fast travels to Riften
Me: "hmm I wonder what he's gonna do?"
Waz: *punches horse*
Me: _oh_
@goggles789 Big brain
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIME
How are you, monan?
@@Samuel-ts4xs Pretty good how are you
@@monan8038 pretty good too
After 70 hours of playing this game I finally understand what it's all about, I remember when I started playing skyrim and discovering the power of alchemy and enchanting.
What is it all about?
I was like “no way in hell” until I saw him parkour around the dragon
Speedrunners: constantly loading saving and flying in game. No crash.
Me: downloads 1 mod game never starts again.
Me: *enters menu while casting a spell*
*My console ignites*
Enzio Vescucci truth
Lol never starts, my game doesnt save at all anymore
Enzio Vescucci
Console catches fire lolol
Reinstal the game terray, if you have an xbox one. Try reinstalling the operating syestum on it. Its a problem with windows ten which causes data to be corrupt.
That bit at 5:50 of him sliding around the floor while tentacles start pulling him into a book as he gets a “Failed: attend your wedding ceremony” message is peak Skyrim.
Poor Marcurio :(
it just works.
LOL
Oh this made me laugh more than I should have :D
This comment right here guys😂😂😂
Hermaeus Mora: So, another seeker-
[Death]
Hermaeus Mora: Hey, I'm not even finish the sen-
-Thank you for playing this dlc
Skyrim is a beautiful game, that I will appreciate for most of my days
I love how once you kill Miraak Hermaeus instantly stops talking as he contemplates wtf just happened
He spent all those years trying to find a worthy Dragonborn just for him to get killed by a naked old man with fireballs.
@@-TheLegendHimself- I couldn't stop laughing LMFAO
The goddamn Daedric Prince of Knowledge had to stop and process the situation
Thats a mood
Not even him could have predicted this outcome
How the hell he killed Miraak in two hits?
I love how he teleported somewhere on the map, punched a horse and was IMMEDIATELY sentenced to jail time
Assaulting a horse in Skyrim is a federal offence according to FAA laws. The guards take those crimes very seriously. 😂
They tightened things up after a certain Cimmerian came through town.
“YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRI-“
Bro landed the punch as his feet hit the ground.
@@chriswithakick Federal Aviation Administration?
"And in that fated day, the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora was undone by the power of the same hidden knowledge he coveted for himself. His timeless search for the Glitchum Arcaneum had been ended by the champion of glitch himself. And Hermaeus Mora would from that day on, forever be doomed to ponder in his realm upon his vanquisher words: GG EZ"
Guy parkoured around a dragon, stole a horse, flew across Skyrim by flapping his arms, punched a horse, got arrested, got married, went to Solsteim, went to Oblivion and killed Miraak in 5 minutes.
Alduin, meanwhile, is still in Helgen wondering wtf just happened.
He left Hermaeus Mora speechless for a while, that's impressive
My champion did his job well and i am proud of him for it
Gotta have his last words.
'Welcome to my r- wait what, how did you do that.'
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halo 3 flipping the elephant reference @@KnownAsKenji
“You picked a bad time to get lost friend!”
THIS IS A MAN ON A MISSION LEAVE HIM BE
"You picked a bad time to get lost m-holy shit he's gone to plaid..."
(Speedrunner starts moving at Ludicrous Speed)
"we're on a mission from God"
@@thisisntsergio1352 hahahaha u r legend that's from the blues brothers
@@Q--FHD haha glad somebody got the reference I've seen that movie a dozen times
Him :finishing the whole game
Me: not even having decided on what race i should play
_punches horse in the face_
Guard: YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGA..
Player: takemetojail
Ralof: what's the hurry?
Dragonborn: Miraak's back.
Ralof: ...w-
Dragonborn, igniting flames in hands: Miraak's back.
"No time to explain, follow me" **Gets on a horse and flies off**
Moon's haunted
I’m watching this while I’m eating. I was like “Oh okay he’s running... now he’s stealing a horse.” *I look down at my food for like 3 seconds* “Oh he’s in space now.”
Lmao
@@zalabit927 LMAO XxxddDXDDDXDDXDDXDDD HAAHAHAHA LMFAOA MA XDD
@@peacedeath1676 you scare me
for real.. i looked at my phone...
@@aoaoli who cares
I just finished playing Skyrim... I saw this video .. now i am heading back to play more .. my head is still spinning because of this crazy speed run
Bruh these speedrun is really wild 5:14 💀💀
my favorite parts of almost every skyrim speedrun:
- dismount a horse while horizontal to break the sound barrier
- get engaged to marcurio (always marcurio) to break a cutscene later
poor marcurio...
What cutscene
@@cardinalsausage8486 in this case, the cutscene at 5:45 that plays when you open the first black book for the first time. normally, you can't move, but for some reason, missing your wedding gives back player control, allowing you to kill miraak.
i've also seen it used to break the cutscene in the thieves' guild quest line where karliah shoots you with a poisoned arrow and you get to watch her have a chat with mercer.
it's just so sad, that you only engage Marcurio once in any% speedruns, because of the way loading is excluded...
I am an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule
Bethesda this is what happens when you don’t give us elder scrolls 6. We can and will break every mechanic of your game
They're not bugs. They're all features.
@@as7river Todd: It just work
Can't wait for the remastered remastered remastered version of skyrim on next generation consoles
Lol be expecting to wait a long time for elder scrolls 6. Likely not coming out in 2020 or even 2021. Starfield isn’t even out yet and there’s not much known about it
Samurai Goroh 2024
this has got me in the mood to speed run my motorway trip!
This is what it feels like to do a single quest in Starfield