Skyrim is Garbage, And Here's Why
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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2018
- You asked for it, YOU GOT IT! After a year of procrastination, IT'S HERE
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The worst thing is that months and years later people will innocently and justifiably click on this hyped for a 40 minute in depth analysis...
Just have
Yup.
Can confirm
i was wondering why the view count was so much lower on this one................. i got got
same. not even mad tbh
Me: "This is a really slow and obnoxious opening for the video."
Me: ...
Me: "Wait."
"Ah, you're finally awake."
“You were waiting for the joke to end, right? Walked right into a shitpost. Same as us, and that thief over there.”
Todd Howard: 👀
It's happened... at least 3 separate times. I keep forgetting
@@chrismartin1211 same !
@@thesleepydot my condolences on being got again
I genuinely had this on my watch later for months and played through all of skyrim just to watch it
This is sad
Lol, the good news is you got to play Skyrim!
Good, you are awake now
@@enriquegarciacota3914 lmao, true!
I'd be even more pissed than I am
I've come to watch this video twice now, hyped for HBomb's in-depth analysis on Skyrim... "Oh, I don't remember him saying all that much, I must have fallen asleep or something, let's rewatch it."
not the only one
I think I'm on my fourth time of this happening
Just had this exact thing happen to me. Im not sure if its the third
@@juanarkantos second time for me
“Oh I don’t remember watching this one :)”
>:(
me, today
although I did remember enough to check the date because of the last time this tricked me
I remember now
Exactly.
@@OkSharkey That's what I thought when I clicked on it today. Lol
This video upset me. Not because you bad-mouthed Skyrim, and not even because you bamboozled me.
No, Im upset because I put this video on as a sort of podcast-type thing while I have a shower and after 1 minute of a convincingly real start to what I believed would be an in depth argument about long load screens and excessive ports (among other things), I put my whole body in the prison of running water.
It was then that I realised I had been duped, bamboozled, smeckledorfed even.
It was too late. I committed to the poppy upbeat song that befell my ears and accepted my fate... for I am a fool.
I am a fool, and, as it turns out, this is the day for me.
I started to cry
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me
I FEEL LIKE I WAS PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!!!
George Bailey best comment.
George Bailey Same. Lucky for me, the video ended before I got in the shower and I got to watch Contras new video instead.
I had queued up a game with a lot of grinding and long dungeons.
If I'm being honest, 24:34 helped me realize why I personally couldn't enjoy skyrim. With help from a therapist over the last several months, I'm proud to say that I've overcome my failings as a player of video games and am now unable to stop playing.
Yeah Mello the Ferret ruined Skyrim for me too
Hahahahah you rule
Yeah "mew jahid" really put it in perspective.
Your timecode is just middle of titles.
@@mapron1You missed the joke
28:00 There's a spike in the most-viewed heatmap on the progress bar for no discernable reason here. It really is nothing, but if people click on this timestamp to see what I'm talking about, it will self-reinforce and this spike could grow higher than the others.
Also in case anyone's wondering which music by Patricia Taxxon is in this video, I found it. It's called "Winter Beats" and it appears to an album/track that is just one 37 minute long song.
It's moved to around 21:00 now, the 28:00 is almost totally flattened out
@@SamanthaLaurier My legacy is in ruins.
@@excrubulent It can be repaired. You know what must be done.
Ok
you got me AGAIN. this is the THIRD TIME i've started watching this video wondering why i dont remember anything from it. THIRD TIME.
Fool me once, shame on...
I just watched this while very high and it took me until the 24 min mark to figure out what was going on
BAMBOOZLED THRICE!
@@montlejohnbojangles8937 and NEVER again!
Lol, I do that all the time. I will be watching a video like this and think of some comment to post. Then when I go to the comment section I see I posted the exact thing three years ago. The comment I was about to post is almost always word for word the same as the one I had forgotten about posting years before.
Me: Huh, I don't remember anything from this video.
Me, three minutes into rewatching: Oh yeah, that's why.
lmao, yeah same. Can't wait to fall for it again next year!
same
I'm feeling like this is some sort of culmination of what a subscription to this channel is like. And that's what i'm here for:D
PRETTY much exactly what just happened to me. XD
Goddamn it, tricked again...
I held off on watching this video for months because I actually enjoy playing this game and wanted to get one more good playthrough before having it vivisected before my eyes. I would have still enjoyed the game but that enjoyment would be tempered by the knowledge of all of the sins I had only been vaguely aware of before.
I guess my enjoyment is still intact?
Honestly, I don't think we need him to tell us why Skyrim is garbage. I still play it but only because of countless wonderful mods out there.
Pog
I mean, his negative opinion on any game shouldn't have any bearing at all, in the slightest, on how you feel about the game. He calls Fallout 3 "garbage" unironically, but IMO Fallout 3 is one best open world action RPGs ever made and is one of the reasons why I always keep coming back to Bethesda. He made some valid points in his video, but the things that bother him don't necessarily bother me as well. People like PatricianTV make a literal 20 hour long analysis video and rant at length about the shortcomings of Skyrims story and gameplay and yet they still spent hundreds of hours playing the game. If a game really is shit, it wouldn't be worth your time going over ever single excruciating detail and picking apart each and every flaw one by one. You can literally do that with any peice of content ever made and then come to the conclusion that it's "shit".
@@mralireza931 Imo even without mods the game is still far from garbage. It has it’s problems, sure, but considering it’s sheer size and when it was released it is not too much of an exaggeration to call it a landmark in gaming
@@mmelo7832 Skyrim came out in 2011. It was big, empty and buggy as hell. Literally, any AAA studio could have done that at the time. But they didn't because they didn't want their fans to finish their game.
Woke from a nightmare at 3:30 am and was reluctant to go immediately back to sleep, so put this video on to take my mind off it for a while. Woke up this morning a little perplexed about the whole experience; it felt almost like a fever dream, with credits going on forever? Or at least every time I cracked my eyes open. Went back to check later in the day when properly awake and things suddenly make a whole lot more sense
One year later but what was the nightmare?
@@CSorgini I think something hunted me? All I can recall is the sensation of terror and a silhouette with eyes glowing brightly, and I'm honestly amazed I remembered that much in the first place
@@AllegedlyHuman thats fucking terrifying. I recently had a nightmare similar, a wolf hunted me down and ate me alive, but what was super jarring is I hadn’t had a nightmare or even a dream that I remember since I was 10 years old a decade ago, took me by surprise.
Every time this video is suggested to me, I’m reminded of the fact that when it was posted, I left work early to hurry home and watch it
Lmao
LOL
noooo
Lol
fuck, now i'm sad :(
I advise against watching this high. Took me way too long to realise.
Me too and I was stone cold sober
Lo-fi credits to study to.
Music is pretty good though
Took you way too long to realize what??
Ah. I see. Fudge.
I love how the video is literally an April Fool's joke and it still has a 30% dislike rate because so many people disliked it without even watching
now you can't even see it. Crazy how this site gets shittier every year
@@zeebooboo9663 chrome extension "return youtube dislike", love it, currently video sits at 44k likes 18k dislikes
@@0NeeN0 pretty sure it only has old numbers though?
Yup, thats the average bethesda shill
At least the current percentage of dislikes in the total is under 29% now!
I love that there's still people legitimately getting pissed at this video, it's hilarious.
But on topic, in all honesty, the vanilla game is not all that good, but the fact I'm still playing the game in 2021 shows just how amazing the modding community is, fixing, improving and adding content on a regular basis for a whole decade now. That's nuts!
I mean he said Elder scrolls is shit. It's my favourite series EVER. I love Hbomber but honestly i wish he would play the others especially morrowind
I saw someone just yesterday say that will NEVER watch any other video from hbomb because of how insulted he was by this video. It was rather hilarious.
If the modding community need to make good it still trash
Honestly as a console player who never really touched mods I'm still playing this game on and off it's solid as is
@@wingedfish1175 can relate, i played Skyrim when it first came out. I got it on PS4 a couple years back and haven’t had to use mods to stay interested lmao, I’m re running the whole game rn for the trophies and I’ve still found it really entertaining to play whenever I have free time
i've had this in my Watch Later list for weeks, waiting for when I wanted to curl up with a 40 minute deep dive. YA GOT ME, HARLETON
Literally
SPLIMBYYYYYY!
Yep. He got me. April Fool and whatnot.
No, that doesn't make it good lol
I _especially_ feel bad for the Patreons who saw this at the time and saw just what their contributions were going for
@@bN_isheeere aight
Fucking same
I sat here for 10 minutes before I realised this wasn't a "video over" joke
Same
Bruh LMBO.
Ok I literally just said to myself. "Oh, he's doing the 'video over' joke. Heh..............................Wait"
i mean... it technically is a "video over" joke
I sat there thinking it was going to be a "SEE THIS IS HOW I FELT WAITING FOR THE CUTSCENE TO FINISH" joke but it just kept going until I had the thought to hover over the time bar and see when he started talking again lol
I discovered your channel recently and loved your video on Fallout 3. I immediately went to check if you had made one on Skyrim and lo and behold, you did.
Never felt so betrayed by someone I just met ever before.
I just went through this experience myself.
"Forgetting that this isn't one of HBomb's amazing deep analysis vids" counter: 4
You got us Harris, you got us good.
*when yt recommends u a April fools video on june 6th*
Hocus Pocus My Name Has No Focus my birthday:D
Try November 13th
When yt recommends it to you on nov 15 😔
@@gabiiewnko4233 November 30th over here
December 9th
I love how you followed through on the whole "end the video early" gag.
I think it is the same length as the Skyrim opening cinematic.
I don’t
@@alexvolk31 but with better music.
@@Tp_hedgelinghog for real the music BOPS
I left this on auto play and was confused as all hell
my favourite thing is how when you hover over the thumbnail, it shows action footage, makes you look like it's something other than scrolling text. I don't know if CZcams did that when this was uploaded, but if it didn't, I like how this will serve to further confuse future viewers.
I put this on my TV as I went to sleep because I usually sleep to your videos and I thought this was a video I haven't seen yet, thanks, Hbomb
"Oh, good, ANOTHER April Fool's video. That's just what I wanna-"
*Sees who uploaded it*
"...Oh my God, thank you! :D There's no way this can be a joke!"
*finds out it was just a prank*
...YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
*You have become the very thing you swore to destroy
I was gonna stop studying for my test and just watch this 40 min rant about Skyrim . . . but then I took an april fool's joke to the knee.
Same. Except I was going to write a paper.
Herp Derp Cite me as a Source: ())=====>~~~~
"It would be funny if the video ended now and the other 37 minutes were just credits!" I said to myself, instants before bursting into laughter.
This was my first hbomberguy video. I had this on my Watch Later because I heard good things about your reviews. When the scripted segment ended, I thought “hm, what a short review. Wasn’t this longer?” When the music kicked in, I wondered when I had added this snappy music to the playlist. Overall it was a good experience, 10/10
if u uploaded a 40 minute video and it turns out to be an april fools joke i’m gonna be so sad
edit: godDAMNIT HARRIS
HA!
Prepare the tissues then.
looool
oh my god, he did it, the absolute madman.
what a god tier shitpost.
Yes, indeed! Fantastic music tracks, though.
No it's bad
Does anyone see the number of likes above.
@@gregorymifsud5389 oh my god i totally forgot about this comment and now i come back to it and it's at 666 likes!?
thanks for the reminder man
@@auerbacher69 really wanted to give you a like but i couldn't :) didnt want to change the number.
It's been three years.
This still gets me every time.
I'm doing homework while watching this, so it took me 5 whole minutes to go "Wait this joke is going for a really long time."
I kept thinking "Wow he's really commiting to this bit for a long time." Took me a solid three minutes before I decided to skip foward and realize what the deal was and checked the date.
Took me seven minutes
"Oh, hey, why don't I remember this video?"
"....Oh"
GUYS I FELL FOR IT AGAIN. IT'S NINE MONTHS LATER AND I'M HERE SITTING DOWN GOING "HECK YES"
Thank god finally someone with some sense in their brain saying the truth(confirmed by facts as we can see) about how bad this game actually is
I FALL FOR THIS TWICE A YEAR I SWEAR TO GOD
So um. It's been a year, and I waited patiently. Even a couple of days after April Fool's day, expecting a re-release of this exact video with better water textures....I'm sad to say I am now disappointed that you didn't follow through with your promise. I'm not angry...I'm just disappointed.
Can you buy horse armor for this video, and have a version with paid description that has less links?
@@KasumiRINA horses aren't real
Hbomber guy is disappointing, and here's why:
1. No annual April Fools video
Oh... I actually wanted a Skyrim video from hbomber... all the Todd Howard jokes didn't die for this.
There's a starman waiting in the sky Hey dude, I see you everywhere! Talking Heads videos, Fantano videos, Bowie videos, and now even here!
Nice username, btw
There's a Speedwagon waiting in the sky
He'd like to teach us hamon but he thinks he'd blow our minds.
I see you legit everywhere what the fuck
Is his defending the Star Wars prequels a long running April fools joke too cus that shit is inexplicable
I've fallen for this 4 times now
Edit: 5 Times
I'm imagining a very patient person being determined to sit through the credits for several minutes before realizing, oh crap...
I FALL FOR THIS EVERY YEAR GODDAMMIT. I'm like: hey I don't really remember the points he's made, so it's worth a rewatch. NO
I was very aware it was April Fools today but I still got Fooled
Same here...
I'm ashamed of myself
Lol same tho
JoshSpeaksWithWords why were you surprised
I was thrown by the fact I got a notification at twenty past 3 on the 2nd
This video came out on the 1st of april 2018. Assuming it was a normal video, i clicked on it today, the 1st of april 2024. You got me. 6 years later
I actually like the long openings in Skyrim and fallout 3. In fact, I sometimes restart the game just to experience them again.
The best thing about oblivion's opening is that after sitting through it with a character named "DO NOT DELETE" you can save the game right before leaving and have the option to remake your character right before entering the open world.
This
I named an Oblivion end-of-sewers character "Trump" after listening to a rap song with his name in it in 2014 and then when I opened I loaded saves from a backup recently I thought for a second that recent years had somehow entered into Oblivion and corrupted it. Ironically it's a heavily modded catgirl who's purpose is to placehold the settings for having a cute catgirl face.
Yeah but you can do the same with Skyrim. Drop down to save right before what's his noodle says "and who are you"
@@TehKazlehoff Still leaves you with like 10-15 mins of opening, would've been best if there was a pop-up before you leave the cave like in F04
This was the one saving grace to all of bethesda's boring ass intros. Then for some fuckin' reason they don't give you the opportunity to do this in starfield.
Opening monologue ends at 3:35.
Spoiler alert: He gets into the core flaws of vanilla Skyrim, specifically the lack of storytelling strength due to the nature of open world games, the inconsistent levels of immersion due to the game’s design, development and world-building, and the rampant levels of bugs and unpatched features unaddressed after over 6 years, as well as Bethesda’s seeming refusal to replace the engine in the Special Edition and its poor implementation of its Creation Club.
Okay I know this is a joke comment but you don’t just “replace” a game engine
you really critiqued my man's joke after 4.5 yrs?
God, I wish this was real. I wanna hear Harris complain about fallout 3 but with dragons
As someone who really dislikes Skyrim, my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Just as a reminder guys, today is april fools, or if you watch this in the future it was released on april fools
Damn, I wanted an actual critique of Skyrim.
Princess Bubblegum did nothing wrong me too man I love that and wanted to see what h thought of it
damn it
I totally forgot😂
Nullsparta2 Still a garbage game tho
Me 5 minutes ago: 'Sweet! How did I miss that this came out? I can't wait to watch this'.
Me now: 'Well, yeah, I suppose thats fair enough really'.
Wow outstanding video essay, can’t wait to watch more just like it!
Well that’s convenient because there are plenty more for you to watch
"Oh haha a video over joke!!"
"WaIT A FUCKING SECOND"
It's September 2019. I clicked on this video because it was in my recommended after I watched and enjoyed the Fallout 3 video. I watched the first 2 minutes about the long introduction and constant rereleasing. I saw him get up and leave and thought, hmm, people usually do this bit and go "BUT WAIT" and talk about more issues. But as the names were slowly scrolling, I scrolled down just a tad to take a look at the top comment, and went "....Oh", then I looked at the date of release and went "Ohhhhhh". Then I looked at the frame preview for the other 40 minutes of video and went "OH YOU FUCKER"
And then you watched it till the end anyway because the music is genuinely good.
oh goddamn it i had a bowl of rice ready and everything
end credits is Winter Beats by Patricia Taxxon
If you make a save after you get out of the cart but before the character customization you can load that each time and it's much quicker
He played us like a damn fiddle
like a cheap kazoo that we are
UltimaShadowZx JOKES ON YOU ALL, IM STAYING FOR THE MUSIC
Even though this is a trick, I think it’s really sweet that the entire video is dedicated to his patrons
of which over 90 % is made up but yeh xD
Exactly ...this video is a TOTAL MASTERPIECE....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@yourik.1260 Aw man i was so excited to see my childhood hero Five Time World Heavyweight Champion Patrick The Breezy P Finnigan had donated to hbomb too, that's disappointing :/
Because they feed him lol 😂
Lawful good trolling.
Every few months I forgot what this is and then think "oh I haven't seen this in a while" and try to watch it again
"Oh, wow, I don't remember what he had to say about Skyrim, I think I'll rewatch this one tonight..."
"I have to sit through this, so at least I'll have Shrek fly in"
-The Internet
if only shrek flew through the credits
i mean it’d actually be pretty funny if he just released this same video again next year but made the green screen some generic windows background of water
How did you know, three years later, I’d be eating a bowl of tomato soup. What the fuck
The amount of time it took me to realize it wasn’t just a quick gag is embarrassing
End credits still shorter than Skyrimjob's opening carriage scene
100th like!!
Like #125, and I legit love Skyrim...but I use the Live Another Life mod just like most sane people.
I'm just happy that I'm not the only one who calls it Skyrimjob.
I guess you could call it a miscarriage.
I've been cheated out of my free entertainment!
I dunno, I'm still pretty entertained. :3
This is an underrated comment! Haha!
This is my feeling exactly.
Not only did I decide to rewatch this, forgetting it was an April fools post, but did it on April 1st. I hate what I’ve done to myself.
About once a year I click on this forgetting the joke going, "Oh yeah, I don't remember what he had to say about Skyrim.... Oh.... Yeah... That's right..."
Came for the review.
Stayed for the new fuckin water textures.
Here is my review. I get this is a joke but I honestly don't get why people like this game. I'm a big fan of open world games, flashy games, power fantasies like Morrowind or character driven RPG's so I'm definitely the target demographic, but I refuse to believe so many are so gullible as to still think this game is good after so long. Everyone looks at those who hate or criticize the game like hipsters instead of trying to think critically about it like they don't want the illusion broken.
The game is all flash and graphics with no choice or substance, no deep combat, no deeper meaning or statement, not even philosophical pandering or posturing. The only thing it did was be the first to have a free-roam open world that didn't have glaring restrictions all over. Skyrim is basically a pandering popcorn flick a'la Michal Bay but with a fantasy skin slapped on. Simple flashy spells and a cliche landscape as wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle. I think the only thing that's carried Skyrim was it's moders, good music and insane marketing to keep the hype alive.
I loved their old games when you could tell they were trying to give you a unique experience with a deeper intrinsic value and meaning they were trying to communicate, be it about war, the human spirit, the hypocrisies and danger in America's patriotic culture, the flaws of capitalistic societies, the nature of adventure and lust for it in everyone, or just the desire to be important. Every game Bethesda has made just keep getting worse and more hollow, losing all meaning until they are glorified tech demos full of bugs... and Fallout 4 was everything wrong with Skyrim a dozen times over.
Just gather, explore, combat and repeat, with dialogue that could have been written by a child. Great story, it's like they are just giving lip service to the idea of having integrity and meaning while trying to be hack'n slash/shooters but failing miserably at it. We should hold them to a higher standard, read any novel at all and you will feel your time was better spent. Play god of war or something if you want combat and high fantasy, play silent hill if you want atmosphere, play COD or BorderLands if you like shooters. Anything Skyrim and Fallout 4 do countless others do better. Skyrim is a first, but it's a jack of all trades yet a failure at all of them. That is why Skyrim is trash.
Yes but I.could criticize any game today for by breaking down it’s key, bare bones ideas and gameplay elements. Whether u enjoy it or not, the game was great for its time, and sure it hasn’t aged well but does mean it ithat it’s somehow gotten worse. I think the game has a charm to it, and frankly I have no idea what that it but it has kept my playing to this day and no amount of critizing it’s “shallow combat” etc will take that charm away
+Kushy how do u like comments on android there's no sign
Once the credits started rolling I just kept waiting for the punch line, and eventually I zoned out for a couple minutes only to see the credits were still slowly scrolling up. Then I realized what day it is, even though I already knew what day.
how dare you, i was excited to hear about how an almost decade old game that ive never played was bad :(
What I've noted is that there is this weird tendency in Bethesda games to make the world feel dead. I can usually identify someone playing something immediately because the world feels fake. It's just something about the design or the feel that always put me off.
I played Fallout 4 and enjoyed it up to a point, then the world started to feel like a empty carnival. Same things, same stuff to do, on repeat and no one was there but me. The NPC's all suffer from this weird empty feeling in their expressions and eyes.
I don't know HOW they do that, considering the amount of people that work on design and graphics alone and that it's probably not even all the same people for every game, but it's a consistent feel and look and feel. Dead carnival.
I know I'm not the only one either, but a lot of people don't see it.
Me and my husband watching this: "did he... Is this just credits for 35 mins? Oh my God it is just credits"
HECKIN FOOLED
Credits with ads in!
The most annoying part of this is when I realized this was an April Fool's prank my hands were already soaking wet from doing dirty dishes. Luckily the music was lovely, so I didn't bother trying to turn it off but still. I was hurt. 😂😂😂
oh god so that's what that is I didn't even think of checking the date of the upload
Been there
Literally had this happen to me like 20 mins ago
I can't believed I never noticed this video while scrolling through your channel. It's like my mind couldn't comprehend it and just skipped over it every time I laid eyes upon the title. Now I am awake and I have to deal with this reality.
Exact tune used in the "outro" is Winter Beats by Patricia Taxxon
Me: whoa I thought I'd seen all of hbombs video's. I've definitely never seen him talk about Skyrim for 40mins.
Me 5mins later: god damn you Harris
Dammit Hbomb, I got out my chips and soda for this. This is the fourth time today
I wasn't looking at the screen I had it playing in the background and then I was like why has this weird music been playing for like half an hour
the number of times I've forgotten this joke and then fallen for it in my recommendations again is genuinely embarassing at this point
i really liked that part of the video where you talked about how pointless the civil war is and how the only thing it changes is what color the guard's uniforms are and which boring puppet sits on the throne of each city saying the exact same thing.
i also really dug how you clearly pointed out every single guild questline was exactly the same; where it followed all the same exact beats and plot points as all the others and how in the end there was absolutely no impact on the world for being the master of every guild. that's the hard hitting and incisive commentary i subscribed for!
"i really liked that part of the video where you talked about how pointless the civil war is and how the only thing it changes is what color the guard's uniforms are and which boring puppet sits on the throne of each city saying the exact same thing."
You mean like 99% of all actual civil wars?
Was boring in my opinion
this vid is an april fools joke
I haven't thought of 12 oz. Mouse in over a decade.
"Skyrim's world is as wide as the sea, but it has the depth of a puddle."
21:10
35:35
39:49
Refrash thank
Thank you comrade.
Okay, so I realized this was an April fools joke a couple days ago, (bc I'm new and have been binging) and so after the bloodborne and dark souls 2 vids I listened to during work tonight i was like, ya know, ive got about an hour left, lets listen to the skyrim fools credit music bc that sounds like fun. I took a smoke break and decided to see how everyone else felt and that last time stamp killed me. And I have to thank you for that bc I was about to switch over to my own music. Like it has legit destroyed me and I would prolly never have known. Harris is rediculous and youre lovely for being the only to point it out to me.
You going bald was god punishing you for this prank
Had saved this for the roadtrip im currently on. Just got to the hotel to say well played and screw you. Had to just listen to music 😂
April fools day is literally the worst.
Lana Allen worse than 9/11?
psych0p0ptart
9/11 was bad?
Johnny Pickles
April fools day is still shit
@@maschaorsomething Jason Unruhe thinks It's good so anarcho naztrot gang approves.
so we should call it skyrim day? :-p
*"Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?"*
Aurora lol cry more. there is tons of reason its bad you just need to to not subconsciously block it all out
I like all the Elder scrolls games, but it seems really silly to talk about this like it's a question of 'good' vs. 'bad.' There are many things that people love and hate about the game. For my part, and this is only speaking objectively, it failed to live up to the mechanical complexity of the previous two entries in the series. It was sorely lacking in depth, comparatively, and suffered because of it.
This turned what was an RPG into essentially an action game. You just decide what you want to do, those skills level up, and no matter what choices you made you'll be pretty successful. (unless of course you decide to do a challenge run, like unarmed combat only)
It mainstreamed what was until then, even among Oblivion players, a niche deep RPG experience.
And then there are the many common complaints about bugs, voice acting, bad character faces, etc. But that's just par for the course in these games, everyone complains about that stuff.
skyrims is the same
It's not secretly terrible, it's open with its terribleness.
You have striking gameplay such as "use right or left hand" tons of character building opportunities such as "do you want to kill things with sword, magic, or bows". No characters of note, a shit story, boring "walk straight" dungeons, and a disjointed mess of a world. Skyrim was built for the ground up by and for casuals. If you like it go ahead but don't pretend it's anything more than the gaming equivalent of a mcdonalds meal.
@@libenhagos9335 "Casual" doesn't equal "bad". Hell, "complex" doesn't necessarily equal "good" either. I like strategical depth in strategy games, but I've tried to get into the older Elser Scrolls games and while they aren't bad, the character advancement is so abstract it breaks the immersion.
Came back to watch this, wondering why I never finished watching it
Got bamboozled again
Come to get pranked, stay for the epic Patricia Taxxon music
(This is me admitting I thought it would be real)
It's funny how I decided I would finally watch this video.... on 1 April 2019.
Was not expecting a year old April fools 😂
Same, this video keeps popping up in the recommended videos to the side when I'm re-watching old Hbomber videos. And every time I think _"Oh cool, I don't really remember that one. Let's watch it."_ And then I remember.
I generally hate April fools jokes, because they're so goddamned obvious and they just make me wish the was actual content. But, despite being obvious, I like this video because my name was on screen for 56 seconds.
Matrim42 stfu boomer
@@kingsweden4636 stfu boomer
@@wwewify stfu boomer
Whiterun Guard shut up you boomer
@@towa5282 stfu boomer
i have an add-on which marks skippable segments and was confused why 90% of the video is marked "outro"
safe g i still have questions; did you do all the writing for this video project? because if so fair play. what inspired you to use Patricia Taxxons wonderful work for this project? i have never heard their music before this so i am thankful for being shown such works. half way through you mentioned you ran into a bug crashing at the beginning part of the game, i was wondering now that time has passed if you had any solutions for a fix? I'm having similar issues with new vegas you see.
He’s worked with her before, she made an entire album for the CAD video
I am a new subscriber here, got caught by Pathologic and Fallout "Here is why"s. I watched all videos from "Here is why" playlist. And after that I found this video.
First thought: "Why is this video not in that playlist? Well, I suppose author accidently forgot to put it there..."
The thought in 3 minutes: "Huh, nice joke. Well, lets see, he should show up again in a couple of seconds and return to analisys."
30 seconds later: "Soooooo, the joke got too stratched..."
2 minutes later: "The fuck, when is it gonna stop?" *started tapping on timeline bar*
10 seconds later: "So, here is why it's not in the "Here is why" playlist..."
I'm ashamed that I thought, for a second, that this might actually be real.
Okay so I’ve read the first three comments of this video and something tells me that I can not even begin to suspect what is ahead of me
Everytime, everygoddam time, I forget about it and go 'oh! I don't remember watching this, let's do it again' like an idiot!!
3:47 lol, nice bit Hbomb
5:30 ...okay pal I get it now, how long is this gonna go on
7:18 bruv
8:00 *scrolls along the time bar thing to see when it ends* ...oh. okay. sure.
8:30 *finally sees the upload date*
You are a persistent one
Thank you for giving me the music’s time stamp
It's a meta commentary on how long and dull skyrim is, containing no substance, with minutes worth of content stretched over hours of gameplay
@@Michoss9 Haha music go brrrrrrr
Add 21:20 to the spots to watch
Me: oh it must've been a while since I saw this, I don't even remember much of it, I guess I'll rewatch it now, hmm hmm
Me 6 minutes later: I'm a frickin dumbass wow
This video keeps showing up on my feed, and I always wonder "I remember watching this, why don't I remember any of the content?" Then 3:30 rolls around and I think "oh, that's why"
The amount of people taking an April Fool's joke seriously in here is hilarious