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Chris D'Elia Reacts to Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard Rant and Snoop Dogg Warning
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2024
- Chris reacts to Tekashi 69's rant about Billboard buying songs to make them number 1 and also Snoop's warning video to Tekashi.
Clip from: The Apple Is Red (173) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
• The Apple Is Red (173)...
Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
I’m 99% sure Chris never feels lonely. I imagine him just sitting in his house alone telling himself jokes out loud and cracking the fuck up
Never in the log cabin this one
Chris looking like he's bout to give me a sweet deal on a new phone.
@Joshua Hammond shut the fuck up
"And it wouldn't even make a deeeeeent!"
bruh that was the best comment....u got me
Bruh...why not...lol....only joking. Or am I?
@@doobie308 'sconfuse when there's an @ to a name that's no longer there
“Makashi kiss fine” already I’m rollin’ 🤣
Right 😭
Blackest Thorn Romeo facts ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂🤣
Holy fuck 😂😂
Just here for how many different ways Chris can pronounce the name.
Kemploochka techmine
Toplanchie blickfine
Tomagachie Surprise
Flumangee Twixnight
Fibonacci turbine
"6 credit cards" is the new "i had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days" 😂
Nick 😂😂
“Ehhhhhhhhhh.....a fatfuck!!!!”-Chris D’Elia 😭😭💀
He had over 40 pizzas, and mark simmmmerman should be in jail, stay tuned
ZoomeR “The day of reckkinging is comin”......😂😂😂
@@rpmevo8 lol😂😂 hey what are you in for???..... "PizzA 🍕
I want Chris to go on Andrew Schulz's podcast and watch them just roast people for 3 hours.
@El Comedy Rogue Ok boomer
eshay
chris sonawane you’re such a twat
@@SteveMe21685 Dam Steve that's crazy but didn't ask.
Or roast each other!!
Chris out here borrowing shirts from his son, cuz he’s s’young
Chris is wearing Bryan Callen's shirt. What's up with that? Chris is becoming the people he used to always make fun of.
Extra medium
He's soooo fucking young, dude.
And the shirt way too tight cos he's ss'jacked
Ivan Larrea Smedium
the type of person that thinks billboard is a good representation of good music now days DEFINITELY listens to 69
Nowadays.
when he started with the snoop dogg getting carried away with his analogy xD that cracked me up real good.
"piss on the side of the couch" 😂 😂
Started dying😂🤣
He shut snoop down though
LMAO
Go find yaself a cat coz i got four legs 😂
He’s got 4 watches on but still cant tell his 15 minutes are up
He made 10 million from jail... And another million within 2 weeks when he was released. I'd say it's far from over. I'd also say... You're a hater and are broke 😂😭.
@El Comedy Rogue EXACTLY.. We don't have to like him to know he's getting money lol
True Hero it’s over man..... just like when 50 cent beefed with everyone, he eventually fell into obscurity. This kid cares about being relevant, not money. If he only cared about money he would just go into hiding. The kid literally gets dressed in designer cloths to film IG videos from his bedroom. That shit sounds depressing.
El Comedy Rogue having money doesn’t mean people care about you anymore. He has a media mogul behind him. But people will slowly lose interest. Like that Record breaking IG live is his peak. The attention he wants will slowly fade. And only weird little Mexicans kids like you will love him.
@@unclejesse4271 he literally made his money from people listening to his music and watching his videos... That means they care......So your logic makes no sense whatsoever. Dumbest shit I've read all week and it's Sunday lol.
The "Red" rant caught me red handed laughing until my face became red
haha same
That polo is a S'schmedium, Chris.
That’s how u actually wear a polo shirt, dumb-dumb. America can’t dress for shit, so shut up
Eh' se' MEDIUM😂😂
We had an ongoing investigation. We still do, but we used to, too.
Mitch hedberg
lyrical mastermind at work.
Yes Mitch! Lol
@@jimcarrey2014 wow! Thanks Jim Carrey that was awesome!
comment of the year :))
He sounds exactly like John Leguizamo in Pest and Super Mario Bros
hahaha thats gold... fucking spot on..
Micho Rizo but not as talented
Hey remember me? Benny blanco from the Bronx.
The logic explained in “we was having an ongoing investigation” part made me laugh so hard but also at the same time “I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too.” (MH)
RIP Mitch
RIP.
Can we get a compilation of Chris every time he goes “oooh.”
I hate to admit it but I'd watch it, probably twice lol
Great idea- go for it!
He’s still snitching? 😂
This fucking comment killed me 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Word
4 watches, 6 credit cards, and no dents.
„If you want people to think what comes out of your mouth is interesting, don‘t wear grandma’s pants on your head.“😂 Life advice from Chris d‘Elia😂
the snitch is also on drugs.
Preach brother preach
"We're going to find you a tighter shirt"
"There's not a tighter shirt,we checked"..
We had a ongoing investigation and didnt find none. That shirt be red but like its not red.
Omg he does talk like Rosie Perez lol
Lmao
All new Yorkers do lol
I never thought about it until Chris pointed it out lmao
Dahn *hispanic New Yorkers
He's wearing four watches because no one will give him the time of day.
Win
ohhhhhhhhahhhhhhhh wowowwozers that was a BURN.........SIKE
That comment needs more likes. 😂😂👌
The Avalanche Alva how’s his butt smell though? he must eat a lot of pineapple or something for you to get all that brown on your nose
The Avalanche Alva i know your type... don’t you try and confuse me with the facts! ; )
Chris sounding a little like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in this .
Read this as he said something just like him and lost my shit lmao
@ZFR My friend asked me to take a listen to the music he has released on spofity - open.spotify.com/album/6q7LGMDUicuyXZa3yTCBwh what do you all think? @qnV Listen Now 😘 IT's Sooo Goodd 😆😆😆
Chris look like he gonna walk up to you and ask who your TV provider is...
I love you Chris!! Funny AF. Literally strolling/listening through all your videos to make this work day bearable.😂😂
Are we gonna pretend he didn’t say gooble.
And Grandi.
He said GOOBA, the name of his song.
STOOPID
Definitely heard "Gooble."
Sus Cuban guess I should have goobled it first. Numsayin?
It’s liked he learned some new words in his court hearings and he wanted to put them to use.😂
“I read a book” least believable part of the story
😂😂
The whole thing went south.
"Son.... you got a panty on your head". Raising Arizona
“...Rosie Perez with face tats” ?
Pretty much, Bahahahahahahahahahaha !!!
"His hat's all deflated....like he ran outta ideas."
Haaaaa
That little throw away line killed me
Dude you're not gunna call him out for calling it "Gooble"!?!
he said “gooba” the name of his song
"I bought six separate apples with six separate credit cards" Should be Chris' new vocal warm up.
Lmao, appears in court a few times and he's launching his own PI firm.
I love getting my 'what are 20 year olds up to these days' catch up I get from Chris.
Literally my favorite Chris video that's EVER been made. I've watched this so many times I can recite like every word-even the voice tones & all. Number 1 of all time
I thought Chris was going to go into another Eminem sendup lol
He knows all about ongoing investigations
He said “red” so many times it didn’t sound like a real word anymore
When snoop said “bitch” and you said Tourette’s 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 . I’m in tears 😭
😂😂😂
“I red a book” 😹😹💀💀💀
Takeshi is .... I’d say the worst, but for real he’s just part of that ‘new school’ of no talent and face tats lol
Word
Word to my timbs thas facts
I like that the new school wants to be expressive and love who they are and all that, it's great, but they lose me when they embrace folks BECAUSE of the fact that they have no talent (Lil Yachty an example).
Mike Tyson has a face tat tho and he oldschool.
sentence
Funny shit! I literately cried laughing 😂 Like when Chris did that stand up set about drunk girls. Hilarious shit!
I guess when you narc enough, you think you’re a cop
that dude probably doesnt know how to read a watch
Chill dude He's got 4 watches!
and 4 luxury cars the same color of each watch
Who are you?
And one of thems a shark!
I got 5
If you ain’t got this watch? You a lil boy, I’ll kiss u on ur forehead
Lmao Rosie Perez with face tats
Chris's laugh after the "on going investigation" had me dead haha
i got fow legs hahahahha when he started doing snoop am finished too funny
He moved on from snitching to holding his own investigations lmao
Chris stop, hes gonna tell on you!
Oh this vid had me rolling for some reason, thanks man you hit it all on the head
I love life!! We’ve got a 40 year old talking about beef between a 60 & a 20 year old 😊
60? Lol Snoop in his 40s bro
No he's not
Jon Foster he’s 48! So yea, in his 40’s.
I love how you completely roasted him before he even started talking
I have not laughed this hard in a long time! Hilarious especially the red riding hood part 😆
I think he's learning how to do laundry cuz he Shrunk the hell out of his shirt!!
@Joshua Hammond Chris the deli
@Joshua Hammond the person who placed the comment said something about Chris his shirt, you asked who and I replied that he was talking about Chris
Why should we even care what an admitted sex-offender and abuser has to say?
It's 2020 apparently all of women's ex boyfriend's are abusers according to them lol
@@nainfuego thats nothing for sure.
Well that rules out Biden and Trump.
Also a full blown snitch.
Why should we care wat a trash comedian has to say
Chris talking about teriyaki slime time is my favorite segment he does
This was so great I watched it twice! Thank you for the laughs... really needed it today. Oh, also learned that analogies aren't for everyone. Some folks just shouldn't. 😆😆 *hugz from this Canadian gal 🤗🍁
At 3:52 someone was messing with your lights god damnit when will they learn
What happened to "the sky is blue"? Easy.
Fullmetal031011 But sometimes it’s red
He said “looks like he ran out of ideas” referring to his hat
Every time he said his name wrong it had me weak😂😂
This is absolutely the best podcast episode I've seen I'm crying laughing so hard, maybe I'm in a weird mood 😂
"we was havin' an ongoing investigation"
Funniest part lmfao
Dude this is one of my favs of your podcast
Martha Stewart has done more jail time than Snoop dogg... just sayin....
I too watched the roast of justin beiber
Joshua Hammond insider trading. Basically she was warned that a stock was going to drop so she sold her shares. Got a felony.
"WE HAVE HAD AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION"
Who is "WE"? TEKASHI AND THE FEDS?? 😂😂😂
yea probably.
Damn Tekashew busting her ass for fraud. Pretty sure he's undercover CIA at this point. Lol
Chris is hilarious he just Roasting everyone that loves trolling on the the internet....smart guy😅😅🤔
Chris you just made my day dude. Thank you. Funny AF!!
He’s got too many jewelries. Too many jewelries and too many fishes
He’s a clown and just found out about this but it is true, artists will spend big money on their own albums to make it bigger on the charts, they see it as using money to make money.
Greatest name in youtube history
But that's super super pathetic and sad, Why would they do that?
Its also fruad.
Chrono Trigger not fraud. You can buy your own products, there’s no law against that...
@@hazemgiballi its fraud.
The apple red is the funniest 5 minutes Ive heard all year
Thank you for existing. 😂😂😂😂😂
You seeee, Chris goes straight to the point from the jump. The instant I saw him I was like... *wait, is he wearing a hair bonnet!? WTF!?*
Everything else after me seeing that, lost any validity.
Hair bonnet? A silk durag you mean?
All of them snitch. Nobody was going to do 37 years or anybody.
Bobby Shmurda didn't snitch
All of chapos men switched in him
Anthony Ramirez What
He added 2 years to his own sentence to lessen Rowdy Rebel's time. Bobby will be celebrated when he gets out, unlike snitch9ine who has to change his house every month
@@alias434 they fucked his girl stole his money and put a hit out on him then snitched ON HIM. That was all before his plea deal. He had more leverage over them hence why his "snitching" worked for him.
Keep pretending you'd let them snitch on you and take the fall while they fuck your girl and spend your money. Keep pretending that you'd stay true to this false moral superiority.
OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Lol just found this channel searching the white boy summer video. Instant Sub!
11:35 I spit out my water laughing 😂😂😂
12:00 best part 😂
He says investigation a lot because he’s used to it🐀🐀🐀
Dude youre a middle aged white man with a kid please dont act like that
Coo Coo at like having a opinion🤔and why add white man with kids what’s that got to do with anything????
It's true. $10,000 can get any artist on billboard. It was offered to me by a heavy hip hop label I won't mention
Funniest podcast on the planet. I cannot stop laughing 🤣
Who will stay alive longer, Tekashi 69 or Kim Jung Un
50 million streams on Gooble?
Lol how didn't Chrus catch that
I knew about u from workaholics from like 2013 but I just found your CZcams. Hill a rious
The pan out is actually the best part of the Snoop video. Gave it like a godfather type effect. I laughed so hard.
How is he alive? Sheesh Chris I didn’t think you were that dark
How is that dark? He’s saying he’s so stupid how did he feed and take care of himself enough to stay alive this long
Hows this podcast relevant
mick cv Tf you talking about? He’s referring to how is he alive after snitching on everyone he knew to get out of jail.
"It's unfair for the hard working artists" says a guy who didn't even go to school
@The Avalanche Alva idk either lmao
@The Avalanche Alva it doesn't have to be in a school but some people prepare for years to perform while others make a successful career with very little preparation.
School or not, you can tell he doesn’t work hard at all the second one of his “songs” (pretty lenient with the definition there) hits your ears
It doesn’t matter if he has billions of views. There’s artists today who are super talented and don’t get the credit they deserve because most of this generation are brainwashed and attached to the bubble lollipop shit that artists like 69 put out there. And most of his fan base are 14 years olds... talented artists only get a few million views while others who wear a thousand chains on there neck and got naked hoes in they videos get several million 🤷🏽♀️
The snoop dog analogy had me laughing so hard
thank u man for this video , u r the king
What’s up with the top button there, poindexter? ;)
And the schmedium size. Most of borrowed it from Callen.
I mean. Rock that joint bro. TBF all the way esse. :)
Why this clown crying? He should be happy he’s alive
For now
I mean, I don’t think he cares to be honest lol
Don't make me go pee on the puppy pads. Cuz I pee outside. But I will pee on the puppy pads. 😂🤣😂
I liked based on your grammatical correction of “was/were” because I love how that’s such a pet peeve 😆
Chris don’t know what a bonnet is lmfaoooo grandma panties
🤣
Chris looks good lol, his arms look bigger.
its the shirt
@@jordanduran1726 😂😂😂😂😂forreal I was saying that in my head but he has been working out so I thought I'd be a nice compliment 😂😂
@@Sophia_isburiedalive i know the feeling happened to me recently. knew the shirt shrunk and still wore it. got a compliment from a girl at work about the arms. my friend at the job just starts roasting me for wearing a extra schmedium.
@@jordanduran1726 😂😂😂😂 I think if you got sexy muscles show em off, lol.
The Chef from The Muppets and Rosie Perez with face tats 😂😂😂💀💀💀
‘Six credit caaads....six credit caads’ lmao
Just got done eating some dog food
Got 4 legs
Hear a knock at the door start barking