Stewart Francis Live at the Apollo

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  • @JCWTFYT
    @JCWTFYT Před 4 lety +173

    The more I listen to Stewart Francis, the more I am reminded how alike our childhoods were... swimming back to shore, thinking....

    • @Charlie_Ses
      @Charlie_Ses Před 3 lety +12

      ...my father doesn't like me much

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 2 lety +5

      …Snoopy costumes are heavy when they’re wet.

    • @haaa20
      @haaa20 Před rokem

      ... and yet shoving a bottle of coke up my ass is ok by you

  • @rnb2489
    @rnb2489 Před 4 lety +86

    jokes about broken down cars? don't get me started

  • @newfiescreech7328
    @newfiescreech7328 Před 6 dny

    So many comments about favorite one-liner comedians, and nobody brings up Mitch Hedberg? Stewart might be the best living one line delivery!

  • @stewartross1233
    @stewartross1233 Před 4 měsíci

    Brilliant!

  • @jb1582
    @jb1582 Před 8 dny

    Genius

  • @lauriehwrdlh
    @lauriehwrdlh Před 3 lety +18

    Stewart Francis is a genius, I love one line comedians, Tim Vine, Milton Jones etc. But the story telling through the jokes to link them all together of Stewart is genius.

  • @Charlie_Ses
    @Charlie_Ses Před 4 měsíci +3

    It doesn't matter how many times I listen to this set it always makes me laugh. That's a sign of a great quality set! Bravo.

  • @joeadams-iv9yb
    @joeadams-iv9yb Před 4 měsíci

    The Vietnam joke was the funniest one to me.

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 Před 5 lety +19

    Liked this after about 10 seconds. Best one-liner ever!! 😂

  • @timclark1218
    @timclark1218 Před 7 lety +60

    Either him or tim vine are the best one-liners

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Před 6 lety +6

      why not say both are---how rare are they in this grotty sewer world of obscenity ?

    • @xMaaggzz
      @xMaaggzz Před 6 lety +18

      Milton Jones.

    • @pipsta
      @pipsta Před 6 lety +9

      And Milton jones

    • @amichaelthomas83
      @amichaelthomas83 Před 6 lety +7

      I also think Gary Delaney is worth a watch, and of course Milton Jones.. Lee Mack used to be good but doesn't seem to do it anymore.

    • @pipsta
      @pipsta Před 6 lety +1

      Alan Forster yeah I agree. Lee Mack is good on would I lie to you.

  • @alansmith9814
    @alansmith9814 Před 3 lety +7

    Best blend of writing and delivery.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 2 lety

      Gets kinda messy, though. Maybe he should’ve put the lid on the blender.

  • @tomhibbert553
    @tomhibbert553 Před 3 lety +24

    Stewart Francis and Milton Jones are incredibly talented one liner comedians but Francis just edges it for me so funny this guy

    • @Auron710
      @Auron710 Před 2 lety +1

      no mention of tim vine? ;p

  • @nelsonclub7722
    @nelsonclub7722 Před 4 lety +23

    He didn't do his deja vu joke.
    Or did he?

  • @elnoruego6854
    @elnoruego6854 Před 7 lety +225

    The worlds best one-liner comedian!

  • @hanoman78
    @hanoman78 Před 3 lety +8

    "Hard to talk to a pretty woman" love that joke 😍😂

  • @jasonalberto5925
    @jasonalberto5925 Před 6 lety +11

    The best. Amazing memory.

    • @blaze1148
      @blaze1148 Před 3 lety

      .....if you repeat things often enough you will remember them.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před 8 lety +5

    Thanks AR for the apollo snips and funnies. always appreciated.

  • @issacissac5140
    @issacissac5140 Před 7 lety +11

    how does he do it sooo good

  • @adrinathegreat3095
    @adrinathegreat3095 Před rokem +1

    Oooo I could crush a grape

  • @joshcruz2448
    @joshcruz2448 Před 2 lety +6

    I’ve never heard more dad jokes in one comedy bit than this one lmfaooo

  • @Stampistuta
    @Stampistuta Před 6 lety +8

    He’s fantastic.

  • @aashutoshtiwari391
    @aashutoshtiwari391 Před 4 lety +2

    I just saw this man today and now m a big fan of him

  • @alibawb
    @alibawb Před 2 lety +1

    Really great... I'm in tears... Again.

  • @lawrencetendler2342
    @lawrencetendler2342 Před 7 lety +11

    GENIUS

  • @scalezi
    @scalezi Před 3 lety +2

    The one show joke, broke me because its so true

  • @WildPhotoShooter
    @WildPhotoShooter Před 3 lety +2

    Stewart is brilliant, his one liners are consistently top quality.

  • @samadhistate9637
    @samadhistate9637 Před 3 lety +15

    It's always hard talking to beautiful women. When they notice it goes soft again. Lol

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 Před 3 lety

      If thats your real pic, youre fuckin beautiful.

    • @yourrightimsooosorry884
      @yourrightimsooosorry884 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SA77888 it's always hard looking at beautiful pics.........

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Před 2 lety +2

    I was waiting for him to wonder aloud if he’d told that Deja vu joke.

  • @sking3014
    @sking3014 Před 8 lety +5

    hes so good

  • @gdfggggg
    @gdfggggg Před 5 lety +8

    The best in his field.

  • @ashleychambers7602
    @ashleychambers7602 Před rokem +2

    Went to see this guy in Harrogate and he was absolutely fantastic I think it was his into the sunset tour

  • @raysgr
    @raysgr Před 4 lety

    very good i enjoyed it. thanks

  • @Will-qv6es
    @Will-qv6es Před 5 lety +2

    4/10 not long enough. Fucking gold

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 2 lety

      Why, though? Wouldn’t that hurt your privates?

  • @sc3pt1c4L
    @sc3pt1c4L Před 4 lety +4

    great guy, always makes me laugh aloud

  • @hilalabbas2648
    @hilalabbas2648 Před 3 lety +1

    My new favorite stand up comedians

  • @Blt-rr2lm
    @Blt-rr2lm Před rokem

    I’m more impressed than laughing my head off. He is a true professional.

  • @viktorkardell9366
    @viktorkardell9366 Před 8 lety +167

    A very punny man.

  • @papanoel3999
    @papanoel3999 Před 5 lety +4

    God I do love the 1 liner comedy stuff.this guy and Milton Jones are 2 of the best.this guy though is probably number 1.

  • @PeterKertesz2013
    @PeterKertesz2013 Před 2 lety

    God,this is Amazing! :D

  • @90Skee
    @90Skee Před 7 lety +1

    excellent

  • @billkramer2994
    @billkramer2994 Před 2 lety +1

    He and Gary Delaney are a tier above! No one is 2nd!

  • @ednwab
    @ednwab Před 3 lety +1

    You do realise most people either ignore the add or turn the sound down.

  • @proddreamatnight
    @proddreamatnight Před rokem

    the 7 of diamonds bit, god that is so unbelievably good lmfao

  • @danastewart4965
    @danastewart4965 Před 4 lety +5

    I love this guy I think he's hilarious.
    I would love to see a show with him Milton Jones, Michael McIntyre, Doc Brown and Nina Conti

  • @kpec3
    @kpec3 Před rokem

    So funny! Doesn't he look like Liam Neeson?

  • @clashoclans9927
    @clashoclans9927 Před 7 lety +53

    You know you've watched the video too many times when you remember all the comments in the comments section

    • @ksportz66
      @ksportz66 Před 3 lety

      How many times is too many? 👏

  • @datagerrl8495
    @datagerrl8495 Před 3 lety

    New to me... wonderful wordplay. Leaves me wondering how he REALLY LIKES to relax when on his own... Thanks.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Před 8 lety +15

    so funny

  • @bobidit5886
    @bobidit5886 Před rokem

    He's lucky will smith wasn't in the audience but then again Stewart is a big guy so I think will would have just sat on his hands for this one.

  • @BETFRED1981
    @BETFRED1981 Před 5 lety +2

    Top man

  • @huttthejabba875
    @huttthejabba875 Před 8 lety +39

    talented af

  • @bbaruchbaruch7484
    @bbaruchbaruch7484 Před 6 lety +94

    Puns about really hot days: I'm not a fan.

    • @neonwilliams5300
      @neonwilliams5300 Před 5 lety +7

      I once lied my way thru an interview as an elevator technician; that was wrong on so many levels.

  • @livequizuk6410
    @livequizuk6410 Před 5 lety +83

    “A lot of people think that my dad was a weirdo. But he wasn’t. He was a lovely man. And a great kisser”

  • @robbryant52
    @robbryant52 Před 2 lety

    Brilliant the best

  • @plywoodcarjohnson5412
    @plywoodcarjohnson5412 Před 5 lety +3

    Milton and Stewart are guys that will surprise. It's fun to have a bad attitude towards them. U might not want to laugh. But they will MAKE you! "Are there any ppl from up North?" For the 3rd time!!

  • @LOTPOR0402
    @LOTPOR0402 Před 2 lety

    An allepeci joke did not go down as well recently

  • @Jeremyramone
    @Jeremyramone Před 4 lety

    So cool that stewart was the closer

  • @mattfairbanks7621
    @mattfairbanks7621 Před 4 lety

    Cant believe hes retiring

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Před 2 lety

      Well, those rough roads are murder on the treads of his car.

  • @r0z3d
    @r0z3d Před 2 lety

    The bear hands joke is f brilliant

  • @timdavies4679
    @timdavies4679 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm off to watch the Great Escape film, what made me think of that?..

  • @sammylpt9076
    @sammylpt9076 Před 8 lety +12

    I'm not entirely sure. But I see a little Austin Powers in his face. Weird.

    • @sammylpt9076
      @sammylpt9076 Před 7 lety

      Legend Killer Until you mentioned it I didn't even know that Mike Myers was Canadian. Coincidence huh?

    • @shimarlie1
      @shimarlie1 Před 7 lety

      i hear Milton Byrne in his voice

  • @GARIONN1
    @GARIONN1 Před rokem

    This one was great jokesss

  • @babypolitical2888
    @babypolitical2888 Před 2 lety +1

    THIS GUY KICKS-ASS!! HE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST!
    PHIL HARTMAN LIVES.

  • @Lofen
    @Lofen Před 4 lety +1

    Couldn't be more accurate 4:45

  • @ramimoorea1990
    @ramimoorea1990 Před 4 lety

    A friend once told me about how stews had returned as a French cookery art form in Greek mythos. They even did an Olympian-themed show there called "Stew Art France Is Live!" @ Apollo -gize for my two-liner joke, which is still short of a definite article on the issue...

  • @byronelenica8329
    @byronelenica8329 Před 4 lety +1

    He is hilarious.

  • @timdavies4679
    @timdavies4679 Před 5 lety +3

    Stewart could also do impressions, he has a head start with James Garner ...

  • @johndoeadeer2712
    @johndoeadeer2712 Před 8 lety +10

    I'm so excited, new stuff and it is funny as f-ck , he's a class act ! Giving kids a bad name ? Posh and becks ,

  • @mpd4sure
    @mpd4sure Před 3 lety

    GOAT!

  • @Dhark0rion
    @Dhark0rion Před 8 lety +79

    Imagine him doing a two-hour show

    • @ehekkert
      @ehekkert Před 6 lety +4

      I'd rather not. How is someone just rehashing one-liners considered a comedian.

    • @nim127
      @nim127 Před 6 lety +5

      Erwin Hekkert Jimmy carr?

    • @30secondstomarsMBH
      @30secondstomarsMBH Před 5 lety +1

      I'd be dead.

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 Před 5 lety +18

      Erwin Hekkert probably because telling jokes & making people laugh is what a comedian is you dickhead

    • @newhorizons2409
      @newhorizons2409 Před 3 lety

      Erwinn Hekkert I don't blame, these jokes are whizzing right over your head because you are probably too slow to catch on.

  • @Baaagel
    @Baaagel Před 7 lety +3

    Can anyone tell me what song is played as he comes onto the stage?

  • @andycampsall3832
    @andycampsall3832 Před 3 lety +9

    This guy is brilliant so sad he’s retired from touring 🙁

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Před 3 lety +2

      I wondered what happened to him.

    • @maverick792
      @maverick792 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TequilaToothpick he said he wants to get into writing..I guess a screenplay

    • @ksportz66
      @ksportz66 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TequilaToothpick Swimming is difficult under a campervan

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 Před 2 lety

    Chap's a genius.

  • @paulhardman4640
    @paulhardman4640 Před 3 lety +1

    A masterclass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dionlindsay2
    @dionlindsay2 Před 3 lety +2

    It's probably because of the order in which he tells the jokes, or the spaces he leaves between them, but it sounds odd that each joke gets a few seconds reaction, then silence. Nothing builds into rolling laughter through the jokes.

  • @josephfigliuolo7286
    @josephfigliuolo7286 Před 4 lety

    Puns that are funny...who knew!

  • @EvilTwin123
    @EvilTwin123 Před 4 lety +1

    Voice reminds me the guy from Xfiles, when Mulder switches bodies with some area 51 employee.

  • @noeldarby1635
    @noeldarby1635 Před 3 lety

    Proper funny!!

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie Před 2 lety +2

    "I recently did a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention. Fortunately, it didn't raise any eyebrows"
    Ah, but did it raise Jada Pinkett Smith's temper?

  • @vividesigns
    @vividesigns Před 4 lety +2

    @1:07

  • @snaggletooth14
    @snaggletooth14 Před 3 lety +2

    Are my neighbors happy that I bought a didgeridoo? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • @KletoReese
    @KletoReese Před 8 lety +6

    Freakin Hilarious!!

  • @kethughes8266
    @kethughes8266 Před 6 lety +1

    Who would have thought James Garner could be so funny

  • @breaddboy
    @breaddboy Před 8 lety +16

    He just makes you think 'oh for fucks sake'

    • @cooney2011
      @cooney2011 Před 8 lety +2

      spot on

    • @89kilemal
      @89kilemal Před 8 lety +1

      He's the kind of 'comedian' I just have to turn off. So bad.

    • @Will-qv6es
      @Will-qv6es Před 5 lety

      Suppose it's a kind of comedy that you either adore or detest tbf

  • @rayali8618
    @rayali8618 Před 3 lety

    I thought this was the other Apollo

  • @2ndintelligentWorld
    @2ndintelligentWorld Před 4 lety +3

    its funny and they were great puns but for me, its like... is there anything else? it just keeps coming and they're like "heh that's clever." but it gets very repetitive

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, that’s the limitations of “one-liner comedy.”
      👍

    • @raysmith2940
      @raysmith2940 Před 4 lety +1

      I used to be schizophrenic , but wer'e alright now.

  • @TrephineArtist
    @TrephineArtist Před 4 lety

    Reading the comments it's funny how some people don't like puns, hate them even!! Sure they can often make you cringe but that's all part of the fun (and pun).

  • @robertjohnredrupp2405
    @robertjohnredrupp2405 Před 3 lety

    Why 236 thumbs down ?

  • @alphafox1307
    @alphafox1307 Před 5 lety +1

    No pun in 10 did

  • @volleyyellov
    @volleyyellov Před 4 lety +2

    Why does he walk like a cowboy

  • @lizharris7917
    @lizharris7917 Před 4 lety +2

    CRACKERJACK!!😀😀

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 Před 3 lety

    The poor mans tim vine

  • @rhythm242able
    @rhythm242able Před 2 lety

    2:48

  • @i_am_thebatman
    @i_am_thebatman Před 5 lety

    1:11 I don’t get it.

    • @valicourt
      @valicourt Před 5 lety +3

      I am The Batman it’s people without hair including eyebrows.

    • @i_am_thebatman
      @i_am_thebatman Před 5 lety

      valicourt Alopecia oh , Lol

  • @andrewhay7702
    @andrewhay7702 Před 3 lety

    whats the intro song?

  • @michaelireland7239
    @michaelireland7239 Před 2 lety

    i watch stewart francis and swimming back to shore thinking that was a great comedian

  • @jasoncorr4619
    @jasoncorr4619 Před 4 lety +3

    Seen him live and he was amazing, the venue wasn’t sold out which was a shame but the whole place were falling about laughing

  • @zengaming1020
    @zengaming1020 Před 4 lety +1

    Saw him live tonight. Not laughed so much in a long time 🤣

  • @peterward2275
    @peterward2275 Před 5 lety

    Stu Francis? Didn't he do Crackerjack? "I could rip a tissue/jump off a doll's house"

  • @reggiethecommenter9137

    1:10 Paging Will Smith. Paging Will Smith.