Stewart Francis is a genius, I love one line comedians, Tim Vine, Milton Jones etc. But the story telling through the jokes to link them all together of Stewart is genius.
Milton and Stewart are guys that will surprise. It's fun to have a bad attitude towards them. U might not want to laugh. But they will MAKE you! "Are there any ppl from up North?" For the 3rd time!!
A friend once told me about how stews had returned as a French cookery art form in Greek mythos. They even did an Olympian-themed show there called "Stew Art France Is Live!" @ Apollo -gize for my two-liner joke, which is still short of a definite article on the issue...
It's probably because of the order in which he tells the jokes, or the spaces he leaves between them, but it sounds odd that each joke gets a few seconds reaction, then silence. Nothing builds into rolling laughter through the jokes.
"I recently did a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention. Fortunately, it didn't raise any eyebrows" Ah, but did it raise Jada Pinkett Smith's temper?
its funny and they were great puns but for me, its like... is there anything else? it just keeps coming and they're like "heh that's clever." but it gets very repetitive
Reading the comments it's funny how some people don't like puns, hate them even!! Sure they can often make you cringe but that's all part of the fun (and pun).
The more I listen to Stewart Francis, the more I am reminded how alike our childhoods were... swimming back to shore, thinking....
...my father doesn't like me much
…Snoopy costumes are heavy when they’re wet.
... and yet shoving a bottle of coke up my ass is ok by you
jokes about broken down cars? don't get me started
So many comments about favorite one-liner comedians, and nobody brings up Mitch Hedberg? Stewart might be the best living one line delivery!
Brilliant!
Genius
Stewart Francis is a genius, I love one line comedians, Tim Vine, Milton Jones etc. But the story telling through the jokes to link them all together of Stewart is genius.
It doesn't matter how many times I listen to this set it always makes me laugh. That's a sign of a great quality set! Bravo.
The Vietnam joke was the funniest one to me.
Liked this after about 10 seconds. Best one-liner ever!! 😂
Either him or tim vine are the best one-liners
why not say both are---how rare are they in this grotty sewer world of obscenity ?
Milton Jones.
And Milton jones
I also think Gary Delaney is worth a watch, and of course Milton Jones.. Lee Mack used to be good but doesn't seem to do it anymore.
Alan Forster yeah I agree. Lee Mack is good on would I lie to you.
Best blend of writing and delivery.
Gets kinda messy, though. Maybe he should’ve put the lid on the blender.
Stewart Francis and Milton Jones are incredibly talented one liner comedians but Francis just edges it for me so funny this guy
no mention of tim vine? ;p
He didn't do his deja vu joke.
Or did he?
The worlds best one-liner comedian!
Quixy Lados yes he is 👍
Obviously not familiar with Tim Vine then
Nope Tim vine is.
I’m pretty good too
There all not that
"Hard to talk to a pretty woman" love that joke 😍😂
The best. Amazing memory.
.....if you repeat things often enough you will remember them.
Thanks AR for the apollo snips and funnies. always appreciated.
how does he do it sooo good
Oooo I could crush a grape
I’ve never heard more dad jokes in one comedy bit than this one lmfaooo
He’s fantastic.
I just saw this man today and now m a big fan of him
Really great... I'm in tears... Again.
GENIUS
The one show joke, broke me because its so true
Stewart is brilliant, his one liners are consistently top quality.
It's always hard talking to beautiful women. When they notice it goes soft again. Lol
If thats your real pic, youre fuckin beautiful.
@@SA77888 it's always hard looking at beautiful pics.........
I was waiting for him to wonder aloud if he’d told that Deja vu joke.
hes so good
The best in his field.
Went to see this guy in Harrogate and he was absolutely fantastic I think it was his into the sunset tour
Into the Punset tour??
@@danielrawlings8090 yes that’s the one 👍
very good i enjoyed it. thanks
4/10 not long enough. Fucking gold
Why, though? Wouldn’t that hurt your privates?
great guy, always makes me laugh aloud
My new favorite stand up comedians
Comedians? I only see one of him.
I’m more impressed than laughing my head off. He is a true professional.
A very punny man.
Pun DMC.
God I do love the 1 liner comedy stuff.this guy and Milton Jones are 2 of the best.this guy though is probably number 1.
God,this is Amazing! :D
excellent
He and Gary Delaney are a tier above! No one is 2nd!
You do realise most people either ignore the add or turn the sound down.
the 7 of diamonds bit, god that is so unbelievably good lmfao
I love this guy I think he's hilarious.
I would love to see a show with him Milton Jones, Michael McIntyre, Doc Brown and Nina Conti
So funny! Doesn't he look like Liam Neeson?
You know you've watched the video too many times when you remember all the comments in the comments section
How many times is too many? 👏
New to me... wonderful wordplay. Leaves me wondering how he REALLY LIKES to relax when on his own... Thanks.
so funny
He's lucky will smith wasn't in the audience but then again Stewart is a big guy so I think will would have just sat on his hands for this one.
Top man
talented af
Puns about really hot days: I'm not a fan.
I once lied my way thru an interview as an elevator technician; that was wrong on so many levels.
“A lot of people think that my dad was a weirdo. But he wasn’t. He was a lovely man. And a great kisser”
😂
Brilliant the best
Milton and Stewart are guys that will surprise. It's fun to have a bad attitude towards them. U might not want to laugh. But they will MAKE you! "Are there any ppl from up North?" For the 3rd time!!
An allepeci joke did not go down as well recently
So cool that stewart was the closer
Cant believe hes retiring
Well, those rough roads are murder on the treads of his car.
The bear hands joke is f brilliant
I'm off to watch the Great Escape film, what made me think of that?..
I'm not entirely sure. But I see a little Austin Powers in his face. Weird.
Legend Killer Until you mentioned it I didn't even know that Mike Myers was Canadian. Coincidence huh?
i hear Milton Byrne in his voice
This one was great jokesss
THIS GUY KICKS-ASS!! HE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST!
PHIL HARTMAN LIVES.
Couldn't be more accurate 4:45
A friend once told me about how stews had returned as a French cookery art form in Greek mythos. They even did an Olympian-themed show there called "Stew Art France Is Live!" @ Apollo -gize for my two-liner joke, which is still short of a definite article on the issue...
He is hilarious.
Stewart could also do impressions, he has a head start with James Garner ...
I'm so excited, new stuff and it is funny as f-ck , he's a class act ! Giving kids a bad name ? Posh and becks ,
GOAT!
Imagine him doing a two-hour show
I'd rather not. How is someone just rehashing one-liners considered a comedian.
Erwin Hekkert Jimmy carr?
I'd be dead.
Erwin Hekkert probably because telling jokes & making people laugh is what a comedian is you dickhead
Erwinn Hekkert I don't blame, these jokes are whizzing right over your head because you are probably too slow to catch on.
Can anyone tell me what song is played as he comes onto the stage?
This guy is brilliant so sad he’s retired from touring 🙁
I wondered what happened to him.
@@TequilaToothpick he said he wants to get into writing..I guess a screenplay
@@TequilaToothpick Swimming is difficult under a campervan
Chap's a genius.
A masterclass 🤣🤣🤣
It's probably because of the order in which he tells the jokes, or the spaces he leaves between them, but it sounds odd that each joke gets a few seconds reaction, then silence. Nothing builds into rolling laughter through the jokes.
Puns that are funny...who knew!
Voice reminds me the guy from Xfiles, when Mulder switches bodies with some area 51 employee.
Proper funny!!
"I recently did a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention. Fortunately, it didn't raise any eyebrows"
Ah, but did it raise Jada Pinkett Smith's temper?
@1:07
Are my neighbors happy that I bought a didgeridoo? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Freakin Hilarious!!
Who would have thought James Garner could be so funny
Jim rockford.😃
He just makes you think 'oh for fucks sake'
spot on
He's the kind of 'comedian' I just have to turn off. So bad.
Suppose it's a kind of comedy that you either adore or detest tbf
I thought this was the other Apollo
It is. He was holding it up pretty well.
its funny and they were great puns but for me, its like... is there anything else? it just keeps coming and they're like "heh that's clever." but it gets very repetitive
Yeah, that’s the limitations of “one-liner comedy.”
👍
I used to be schizophrenic , but wer'e alright now.
Reading the comments it's funny how some people don't like puns, hate them even!! Sure they can often make you cringe but that's all part of the fun (and pun).
Why 236 thumbs down ?
No pun in 10 did
Why does he walk like a cowboy
CRACKERJACK!!😀😀
The poor mans tim vine
2:48
1:11 I don’t get it.
I am The Batman it’s people without hair including eyebrows.
valicourt Alopecia oh , Lol
whats the intro song?
Sugar by Maroon 5
i watch stewart francis and swimming back to shore thinking that was a great comedian
Seen him live and he was amazing, the venue wasn’t sold out which was a shame but the whole place were falling about laughing
Saw him live tonight. Not laughed so much in a long time 🤣
Stu Francis? Didn't he do Crackerjack? "I could rip a tissue/jump off a doll's house"
1:10 Paging Will Smith. Paging Will Smith.