Cleany's Window Service
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- čas přidán 5. 12. 2023
- Just a perfectly normal job cleaning windows with a perfectly ordinary amount of blood on the windows.
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The fact that Markiplier, in all of his years of gaming, still gets amazed by something as simple is basic fluid physics makes me smile.
I haven't gotten to the part you mean yet but good fluid physics is always something to be impressed by.
Edit: yeah that's impressive
I mean, I've been a fan of animation for a long time but I'm still excited about pure epic and good animation, so I get it
I mean if the game is basic and has no bugs it’s very fun
i feel the same way but with vfx, even though ill watch corridor crew a lot its still fascinating to me
I'm young and am floored by how far graphics have come (started on a PS2 Slim). I imagine for mark who's a lot lot older it's even crazier a jump lol
It's actually really smart of the developers to force the player to turn away every now and then and make subtle changes and jump scares. Very simple but effective!
E
Yeah it is really cool
I really wanted the twist to be that the window cleaner was the murderer's accomplice. Like you finish the last window and he's waiting in the truck all like "jobs done, let's get out of here bro".
it's possible given how the cleaner made no effort to warn the people (and there's also the fact that orange was seemingly killed alongside the cleaner)
The murderer is killed by the family, so not sure how he would be in the truck
There need to be more horror games were your the monster. I’ve seen the premise in a few games, but there needs to be more.
@@Mawyman2316 same way the window cleaner didn't come out alive.
I genuinely thought that *that's* what the twist would be the entire time
For once, this jumpscare feels earned. Got real lured into a false sense of security even when I normally shore myself up for it in the face of something spooky. Wore me down enough to not care when I saw the masked people in the window. Ten outta ten. Got me good.
Agreed
Same, I was so lured in with the last window still to be cleaned that i didn't see that jumpscare coming. Even let out a small scream, wich is a first for me.
Legitimately jumped for the first time in a hot minute
i had a glass of water in my hand and i spilt it everywhere 😭
This is the first time a jumpscare has gotten me in a VERY long time
I love how mark was so distracted by the firefly he didn’t notice the ominous shadow figure watching him by the fountain and that is such a mood
I didn't either lol
I was wondering what the firefly was meant to draw the eye to lol
and he was so focused on cleaning the window that he didn't see the shadow figure walking up the stairs :,)
@@infestedribcage i hate i didnt notice those two times but i noticed when there was a something moving toward him (basically when HE noticed)
May I has a timestamp?
I love how Mark’s mindset is “I’m just the window guy, it’s not my problem” as he hears and sees people being murdered
it's called survival instinct, mark's got it in spades
@@seymourbuttz6419 but he died.
And then it *became* his problem.
@@lunarose2529 because the janitor is always the first person in the slasher flick to get killed
Congratulations. You understood the funny thing he was going for the whole video…
This is honestly a really fun concept, a minimum wage worker sees horror stuff happening, ghosts & serial killers & what-not, and the worker is like "Look, I'm here to clean the toilets, I'm not being paid to deal with Jason Kruger."
If done right, that'd be a good horror comedy & I'm glad Mark play these kinds of indie horror games rather than big AAA titles.
And the fact that “Jason Kruger” wasn’t even the villain, but just another victim, is the cherry on top.
There's a bit of that in Viscera Cleanup Detail. You're not paid to judge Santa's murder rage of all his helpers and reindeers. You're just here to clean up everything.
Willy's Wonderland (FNAF-like movie with Nicholas Cage) is actually kind of in this vein. There is an entire scene where he's about to absolutely wreck an animatronic, but his watch beeps for break time and he he literally just turns around and walks away to take his break.
Be even better if the monster *lets the player go*.
After all, they keep the place clean without giving any lip or telling the authorities! That's damn good service! Maybe even worthy of a tip!
It's like your living with a ghost that tries to tell you to leave and so then you force the ghost into a candle lit trap and talk to them telling them that the housing market is terrible and the fact your sleeping on a air mattress and the house has dollar store furniture about as the ghost understands that maybe being dead isn't so bad.
As someone who was a window cleaner for 7 years:
1. I wish they cleaned that easy
2. You would never clean windows at night.
3. You end up seeing a lot of stuff going on through the windows, but you just have to learn how to pretend you don’t see what’s going on. Retirement homes gave me some ptsd for sure.
Markiplier saying “my name is Markiplier” feels refreshing everytime
Markiplier is very polite and introduces himself each time. Would 💯hire him to clean my windows.
Hello everybody my name is welcome
It will one day become the bittersweet sound of nostalgia.
I'm gonna be honest I thought this was a power washing simulator video
I fcking love him xD
With Marks obsession with power washing and horror, this is such a perfect mix
Me looking at my messy room: there's nothing more terrifying than cleaning :D
@@luchirimoyathe real psychological horror
Now that would be an interesting premise of a game. Maybe a cleaning service that specializes in "real messes" where hints in the game dialogue and context clues in the houses they clean reveal the secret on who's been "making a mess."
@@41tinman41like Viscera Cleanup Detail?
@@ghoultooth i mean sure, but i meant that the player character themselves has a secret. like you wonder why they're so comfortable cleaning up after these massacres and how they're so good with it.
I love that this culti/murder family's whole idea relies on a window cleaner
1. Not questioning blood on all the windows
2. Not caring about a literal break in
3. Not caring about watching people get murdered
4. Not caring about watching them drag the corpses up to the attic where he keeps moving
I'll even go the extra step and say the kid waving to the window cleaner is the biggest red flag to get out because these people aren't normal.
When was there a kid waving to the window cleaner
@Lego_hq_21 it was like one of the first five windows the kid was playing on his phone and waves to mark then mark waved back
@@kidrocker96 ooooh that kid
why is that not normal. if your parents hired a window cleaner and that person was cleaning your window, but you hadn't met them yet and saw them cleaning while playing games on your phone... waving "hello" and returning to your game seems normal to me... unless you normally run outside and stab the cleaner or walk up to the window and stare at them menacingly without acknowledging their existence. hm. i guess it depends on the type of existence we lead.
See, I figured the premise of the game is that you're a _black market_ window cleaner specializing in cleaning bloodstains off windows, and that's why your character doesn't give a damn about the very obvious murder evidence going on right in front of them.
"They were luring window cleaners to their DEATHS!" seems like a much lazier premise.
I like to imagine that there's screaming, stuff being broken or thrown out the window (crowds are starting to form because of the noise) police has been called and then you just see Mark in the background humming to himself as he wipes down the windows.
Markiplier: *says that he's a good guy and a hero in the games*
Also Markiplier: *casually lets this family get murdered without batting an eye*
Actually, the murderer was the one who got got, you can see his mask, they sacrificed him too, love the idea of “you broke into the wrong house” don’t you?
@@JamesJome123 maybe it was just a poor little burglar😢
“I’m just the window cleaning guy, ain’t my business”
the family didnt get murded. the family was the murders. they put blood on the windows so they could oof the window cleaners
Hey..... It's not his business
Markiplier’s cleaning service. We love the company.
WE LOVE THE COMPANY, THE COMPANY
Yes!
Slog
Lethal Company reference XD
WE LOVE THE COMPANY, THE COMPANY
That was actually a pretty well done scare, since they set the expectation there's one more window and whatever will happen will happen then.
The absolute scariest part is that they grab you when there's one window left to clean
Mark calling a firefly a butterfly was funnier that it should've been 😆
Is this a pigeon?
@@marshland7161 a little baby pigeon! /ref
Look at all those chickens
What kind of dog is that?
@@pridrasune4442 do you ever wonder why you’re here? what’s it all about, you’ve no idea
"Markipliers cleaning service how can i clean you" its perfect
That sentence gave me so much serotonin
i mean i have some ways he can clean me wink wink nudge nudge
@@novapaige8119 how. Tell me, now (wink wink,nudge, nudge)☺️😀👍(🤨)
@@nanyur3013 he could uh bath me? Or shower me idk 🤷♀️ it could go both ways
@@novapaige8119 oh ok when U said wink wink nudge nudge it was like...
Me:no
Dirty mind:bu-
Me:NO
(My comment sounds weird )
I like how our character has dialog yet completely ignoring the murder which kind of implies he's truly as profesional as Mark.
12:40 "Where'd the knife go? NOT MY PROBLEM."
I love the extra window that wasn't cleaned, it gives off the feeling that it won't end yet because there's one more window to clean. It makes the jump scare a lot better.
Ofc, that's a trope on its own in horror now. So it's almost more surprising when it *is* the last thing to do that causes the jump scare. Almost.
I read this in advance and the jump scare still made me throw my phone 😭
Mark not minding whatever goes on in the inside of the house is peak overworked and underpaid worker embodiment!
I love how you can just hear Mark spamming his mouse while he's spraying the windows. Thank you empty room echoes 😂
I now wish for bath time simulator just so Mark can repeat "Markiplier's Cleaning Service, how may I clean you?" more literally
the real horror was not letting mark clean that last window
Agreed
the horrific and comedic timing of marks haunted light will never cease to amaze me
After a while the spirits probably decided it would be a nice tech gig
damn, 9:48 caught me off guard and sent shivers down my spine lol. and 15:13 knocked me out of my seat like Mark lmao.
same:D + almost threw my coffee...
Thank you so much for the time markers I hate jump scares so much
15:18 made me audibly scream and alsl my nervous system went buzz
That jumpscare at the end got me so good
@@sehqqq-inactive15:17 is a closer mark I think
The suspense of wiping off the dust and then something appears kills me😭
How kind of the family to bring Markiplier in the home to personally thank him for such a job well done and how professionally he cleaned their windows. What nice people.
They even gave him a hug!
That beautiful smile too
Just to find out that Mark was partially right about the Murder Orgy is hilarious. It wasn't an orgy but a murder party, but still hilarious.
It would’ve been hilarious if after he watched the lightning bug and turned back toward the window there was a jump scare😂😂10:47 he missed the dude run past the window while talking😅
Biggest horror of all? Not being able to clean that very last window.... xD
I’d love to see a game like this where its creepy and builds up but then *nothing* happens and you’re just left confused asf
Not to spoil it but this description kind of fits “gone home”
And then something also interesting is getting a second part of the game you described and but it does something to you this time
Shadow of the Colossus, though it's not horror. But now that you mention it, it could be very fun not to be the main victim in a horror game, and just stumble upon people meeting their demise occasionally.
@@spacenaves Omg yes lmao just chilling doing groceries and stumble upon a murder scene but plot twist is nothing actually happens to you but it builds tension like you’re being followed but then nothing happens
I love how Mark is so relaxed cleaning the windows while people are apparently being killed in the house.
it was actually the dude who you see break in get murdered. you see the whole family alive at the end, so if you put two and two together...
10:35 best clip ever
"i dont know what kinda orgie murder part your having" markiplier 2023
Mark: *gets taken and killed by cultist*
Also Mark: “Not My problem”
I think the light fixture "issue" in Markiplier's office (9:58) is a really long-running gag that he's going to eventually use as a real-life horror video series :)
The Lit Man
@@BurntFrostooh thats a cool Idea
Dlive had a similar issue, in fact there was one time in one of his videos where the light literally went out on him, scared the shit out of him to the point his hair stood up.
Real
ive always loved the odd trope in some games where the main character you play as is completely oblivious to everything, it happens a lot in indie horror and its so silly i love it
I think it'd be funnier in this case that he wasn't oblivious, just apathetic
@@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bvNot his purview ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m ashamed at how hard that made me jump at 15:25 ish
15:16
Jumpscare at 15:10
Bless you
Bro you ruined it for me
It's 21:35 for me thank youu
Ah yes, Markiplier finally doing his chores his mom asked him to do years ago, quality content indeed.
Growing up his family was too poor to have any chores, actually
Mark is still a toddler at heart
That jumpscare got me, such a tasteful blend of absurdity and horror, I love well-made slow build games like these!
My heart almost came out of my chest from the jumpscare
I flinched so hard my neck got a cramp. the whole time I was just praying that the "robbers" were not going to jump out of the window and grab the protag, and I prayed wrong
Not gonna lie. It got me too
11:53 LA LA LA LEE DAH…!
i would just like to say that at 9:50 i got jumpscared to a point that i threw my arms up in a karate position
How do they manage to consistently have bloodstains on the outside of every single window of the entire building? That is actually impressive
They have a powerwasher with blood instead of water and just run it on low pressure to cover all the windows
edit: nvmd looks like they just paint it on
@@elmobently6413 Yes but if you just want a reason to get window cleaners to go there you don't need all the windows to be bloodied.
@@onioncutterninja1535 its for the vibes obviously lmao
Didn't you watch the whole video? The game literally reveals how after the second lot of text messages.
Markiplier's light has a flare for dramatics... And I'm here for it. The light does get a bit quirky during horror games.
The animatronics here can get a bit quirky at night
i love you@@sketchedbees7445
Mark pretending to be a very non-judgmental window cleaner is hilarious when you remember how back on [REDACTED] a guy looked through his window to find Ethan in cat ears feeding bound and gagged Mark eggs with a paddle.
that jumpscare got me so bad fr like normally im pretty chill and they don’t get me often but this one had me genuinely jump and gasp. props to the game dev
Markiplier this whole video: “I miss the part where that’s my problem”
Ah, yes
We love watching Markiplier doing his chores, don’t we folks?
HOLD UP
WAIT A MINUTE
I DID NOT KNOW THIS HAS 3 FUCKING THOUSAND LIKES WHAT THE HELL
Yes
He could upload a video of him drinking a 5 litre Pepsi bottle and I would watch the whole thing
@@Kaijuchainsaw63 who wouldn’t
So satisfying
@@Nycticcnobody wouldn’t, it would be epic, I would even watch a video of him fighting Freddy Fazbear or Springtrap with a janitor mop
14:40 i was expecting to be bodies in there, because irl i was like “UH OHH UH OHHHHHHH OH NOOOO”😭
No One:
My Microwave (6:53):
It makes it so much scarier when you know its creapy but dont expect anything to happen to you. That jumpscare made my entire body glitch
i LITERALLY threw my phone at my face 😂😂
I shut my eyes lol
sameeee the game gave you the illusion of safety and the jumpscare is real.
i feel like i would legitimately watch a 30 min video of mark cleaning an actual window. unedited.
dont give him ideas😅
This gives me flashbacks of the dead channel for some reason
I can confirm I would watch him even breath
The game seems to imply that the outside/shadow-y figure is actually a past victim of the family trying to take vengeance and that's a really clever way to tie things together and find something that can spook the player outside the house
Mark: *sees a firefly*
Also Mark: I saw a pretty butterfly
If I had a penny every time mark played a specific cleaning game I’d have three pennies which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened three times.
Underrated comment
Powerwash
Did you count the SpongeBob one from distractible?
@@Sussetonhow?
Hes played a suprising amount of cleaning games actually. This game, Lixian's game, powerwash simulator, viscera cleanup detail, viscera cleanup christmas edition, and theres more that i cant remember but this dude loves to clean
I once worked window cleaning, this was... partially nostalgic.
It seems relaxing
i see....you want to expand on that?
@@ct11cbk That bit where he had to spray twice? Very much a thing. The water simulation was about spot on too. Also, totally normal stuff looks oddly unsettling from the outside. As for the bodily fluids... Still not as hard to clean off as old old tape.
Was it the murders or the cleaning part that was nostalgic?
I find window cleaning satisfying
Damn, kept expecting a jumpscare and it still got me
5:41 oh shit, it’s Dream
I so badly in my soul want Mark to play a crime scene cleanup simulator in the style of powerwash simulator
So you want viscera cleanup detail
@@jonathanweber3969you beat me to it
Viscera Cleanup Detail comes to mind
Mark seems like the type of person to witness a murder but not even going to investigate it further, he just says to himself, "If me go near murder me die!"
Or I wonder if he’d be like he was in this game, he’d clearly see something was going on and then he’d be like “ not my business” and walk away.
He'd fight them to see if his body could take it.
I briefly looked away and then looked back right at the end and nearly died. Really well done lol
The fact that mark didn’t see the face in the window at 13:37
It was a mask that's why he didn't call it out
Markiplier being awkward with words and being inpressesed by small artistic features is just like the most markiplier he can get, he has ascended to ultimate markiplierdom.
adhd
this comment makes absolutely no fucking sense
"markiplierdom" is hilarious lol
@@nabilelmehy6245 average markiplier video comment: bs that's vaguely "wholesome" for likes (often has reference to ADHD)
He seems to be on his meds too, which means he's getting better at balancing the ADHD. Good for him.
I took the deepest and most painful gasp before screaming, “OH MY GOD” at the end. This one and Stalker Simulator are the only ones that have ever gotten me lmao
I read this comment not 3 seconds before it happened and boy oh BOY did I skip a beat
I don't watch too many of Mark's scary vids. I like scary stuff Im just not a crazy fan about watching people react to it.
I've watched a few of marks FNAF vids and was completely fine. My body would be slightly tensed, so I wouldn't have a huge reaction to the jump scares.
Mortuary Assistance was similar, I was automatically tensed, but there weren't any in-your-face scares.
This one...I wasn't tensed at all. I flew. I audibly gasped
Mark casually cleaning windows whilst a murder is happening is a whole diff kind of mood.
I actually jumped near the end wow
the slogan "how can I clean you?" might be effective...for a certain reason 😂
Mark did exactly what my hubby did. So busy staring at the firefly that you miss the guy walk behind the fountain. That's the sole purpose of that little bug lmaooooo.
THERE WAS SOMEONE WALKING BEHIND THE FOUNTAIN????
@@Shiba_Draws it's definitely a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment.
A mark video a day keeps my depression away 😊
To bad
Real
same :l
For real
So real
3:26 Well ACXCHTUALLY, its "But I sprayed so well."
2:57 be like: Oh nothing, It’s just ketchup stains on my window.
Mark: Are you the windows cleaning murderer?
*Mark's light goes off for a moment*
Mark: O_O
Me: O_O
"Markipliers cleaning service how may I clean you" is the best line I've ever heard in my life.
'*everyone gets murdered by a killer*'
Mark: LA LA LA, LALALALA
7:14 The amount of water never changed and suddenly it's empty. Making it go down with each spray ruins the story if people spray too often or too few, but the water level could have gone down gradually per window instead.
Is it just me... or is Mark slowly looking more and more like Keanu Reeves.
No his outfit reminds me of Frank Woods from Call of Duty Black Ops
It’s the hair and beard probably
First it was Maes Hughes and now Keanu Reeves
Is it just me or is Mark looking more and more like Keanu Reeves 😂
Yes !!!!
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks so.
Frrrr
Aged wholesome
Bro I thought this was gonna be another satisfying “normal” simulator. Ig i was wrong. That jump scare got me so bad.
“Markipliers window cleaning service how can I clean you?” Words of a trustworthy company
Kudos to Mark's light, which turns off at the most perfect scary moments
The light is a paid actor.
I like that Mark unintentionally got the twist jokingly.
Mark: *starts cleaning* also Mark: *starts acting sus* also also Mark: "why am i being suspicious, there is nothing untoward about this, i should stop being sus" Mark 5 minutes later , walking through the yard: "lalaLEEla"
11:33 😂😂
I love how horror games can make literally any job scary. This was fantastic.
9:57 I swear, Marks light runs on dramatic effect at this point. XD
Fr even on distractible 😂
I wish they made this into a full-on game where you had to clean windows off of multiple houses
15:26 scared me so bad I spilled my tea
"LOVELY WINDOW!! YOU GET A HIGH SCORE!" *creepy labored breathing* "H-Have a good day..." is gonna live in my head rent free for at least the next month
Man, some people are so dang creative. Come up with such unique ideas. A window cleaning horror game. That's freaking dope. I am so glad we live in a time where we can have easy access to indie dev games, bcuz they make so many of the best ones.
Mark: I see blood on your window and a shadowy figure who’s about to murder your family,but that’s none of my business. *aggressively sips tea*
6:44 did you guys see that person climbing the stairs or was that a glitch..?
13:08 if minding your business was a person
The tenants were just giving Markiplier's window cleaning service a friendly hand into the interior! What friendly customers!
That ending instantly made me think of Henry Howard Holmes
I actually screeched at that jump scare. I was so not expecting that
I very rarely physically jump after watching these so long but that last one around 15:20 got me good
Mark just casually cleaning while someone is being murdered 😂 like "am i still gonna be paid tho"😂
i love how every time i watch his videos my life feels complete again
i love him so much
I love how happy he gets when cleaning the window at the beginning