Marriage Myths That Are LIES

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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2024

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  • @ariellastrawberry
    @ariellastrawberry Před 8 lety +264

    I don't know if I've ever heard so much about sex and Godly talk at the same time. this is the best I've ever heard.

    • @msaalxs
      @msaalxs Před 8 lety +33

      +creolejoy. I get what you're saying but God created sex to be enjoyed in the proper context (i.e. marriage) so all of this is Godly talk.

    • @ariellastrawberry
      @ariellastrawberry Před 8 lety +15

      +msaalxs I know but it's just the way he words it it's hilarious

    • @msaalxs
      @msaalxs Před 8 lety +5

      Yea, I got you.

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn Před 6 lety +1

      msaalxs 🤜🏽🤛🏽

    • @cynthiaslocum6385
      @cynthiaslocum6385 Před 3 lety

      I kn iam saved and single
      61 but this is a much need conversation
      Law and order sex iam rolling
      Me never been married but i want to
      This is funny saved marriage truth.
      Wow a must share for the 1's. In the back. 1💜god bless

  • @Godslady01
    @Godslady01 Před 8 lety +228

    a hair wrap aint never stopped my joy!!! LOL

  • @missezh1
    @missezh1 Před 8 lety +275

    STRETCH MARKS ARE A SIGN OF INCREASE!!!! #HOLLERING

  • @renecialbrewton9859
    @renecialbrewton9859 Před 8 lety +140

    You felt some type of way bout that newborn 😂😂 This is true!

  • @secret-garden
    @secret-garden Před 7 lety +215

    Kev loves his wife and its beautiful!!

  • @Ame2020v
    @Ame2020v Před 8 lety +234

    I personally love the long videos...if I'm doing something around the house...or driving somewhere with distance...they are perfect to listen to.

    • @KevOnStage
      @KevOnStage  Před 8 lety +36

      That's the hope! Just fun background noise.

    • @tzmom
      @tzmom Před 8 lety +7

      Me too! Especially b/c most of the long ones are the ones that are of great substance!

    • @curlykiki8
      @curlykiki8 Před 8 lety

      amen. this is how i drive to work.

    • @KameronKDH
      @KameronKDH Před 8 lety +3

      the funniest one was thanksgiving

    • @traci.so.random3457
      @traci.so.random3457 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ame2020v I agree! I love the long vids. It always goes to some funny place

  • @TheSharna23
    @TheSharna23 Před 7 lety +59

    I almost passed away when he said "look at that little door stopper" and did the sound effect! I cannot! 😂😩😩😩

  • @jasminegreen2979
    @jasminegreen2979 Před 6 lety +52

    "Ain't no hair wrap ever stop my joy!" LMBOOO 😂😂😂

  • @TRIP12707
    @TRIP12707 Před 8 lety +88

    Kev, you and Lis will have a happy marriage until death do you two part because you know and UNDERSTAND all of these things! CONGRATULATIONS!!! And thanks for this!

  • @mimi_j
    @mimi_j Před 3 lety +13

    “Years??!! I’m putting that baby up for adoption before I go years!” 😆 stories with Kevin are too funny

  • @jsaintphard
    @jsaintphard Před 8 lety +52

    lol "you wanna come over here and touch on ma booty? nah aint no booty" I died!!!! TEARS.

  • @chrisswith2ms581
    @chrisswith2ms581 Před 4 lety +7

    Preach brother preach! I've been happily married for 10 years and this is 100% true! Priorities change as you grow together.

  • @NaturalJournee
    @NaturalJournee Před 8 lety +88

    OMG!! He said Put your stretch marks together and connect the stretch!! Hahahahaha!! I just had a baby and this is hilarious to me!!:)

    • @shevy_shev93
      @shevy_shev93 Před 7 lety +8

      Natural_Journee awww congrats!!!

    • @NaturalJournee
      @NaturalJournee Před 7 lety +1

      shevonnie salmon Thank you!!:)

    • @candy284
      @candy284 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm so happy for you sweetie GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND YOUR FAMILIES LOVE YOU ALL and YOUR FAMILIES

    • @ash_tray_6
      @ash_tray_6 Před 3 lety

      @@candy284 you’re so pretty!!! 🥰 god bless you too!!!! 💓

  • @loveapureheart
    @loveapureheart Před 8 lety +101

    Haha! I was just in a bad mood but this was so funny I can't even frown now! ❤ you should have your wife do a woman's perspective on this topic!

  • @fearlessbm9797
    @fearlessbm9797 Před 7 lety +44

    "Nah fam, this my nipple now." 😂😂😂

  • @ejspeaks
    @ejspeaks Před 8 lety +41

    Kev, I 'SCKREAMPT' SO LOUD!!!! Im so glad u post these on yt!!

  • @lboggans1
    @lboggans1 Před 5 lety +8

    This video should be a part of every marriage counseling session...♡

  • @msaalxs
    @msaalxs Před 8 lety +71

    Not flip Zay Zay's crib over!

  • @tew04d
    @tew04d Před 8 lety +53

    This post needs a part 2😂

  • @kimberleyjones3757
    @kimberleyjones3757 Před 8 lety +62

    Kev I actually love you for this. Maybe your wife could do one for us women too?

  • @lirpa2300
    @lirpa2300 Před 8 lety +30

    Was anybody else clapping and singing along with Kev on "Clean Inside", LOL!!!!

  • @gcw15
    @gcw15 Před 8 lety +24

    "Door knob stopper" TOOK ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! "We washing boobs only" is a close second!!!! "Cream and funky sweat"??? ::SPLATTTT:: #wontHemakeyouCLEANINSIDE

  • @psylettagilroy
    @psylettagilroy Před 7 lety +26

    LOL @ stretchmarks are like the gristle!!! Never heard it put that way!

  • @festhegift
    @festhegift Před 6 lety +18

    ....a wet suit and a baseball cap..... little Vienna😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PropheticPrincessRo
    @PropheticPrincessRo Před 6 lety +25

    KEVIN!!! They don't want this gospel!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SonjaElizabethTeal
    @SonjaElizabethTeal Před 6 lety +63

    I'm done...Hair wrapped...

  • @lalou6408
    @lalou6408 Před 8 lety +46

    I'm with you on the no kissing before you brush your teeth lol!!!!!!

  • @curlygirl5828
    @curlygirl5828 Před 8 lety +64

    Connect the STRETCH. ....HAHAHA

    • @carlajones7674
      @carlajones7674 Před 6 lety +1

      my absolute favorite part of the video! lol

  • @lprincessaziz6341
    @lprincessaziz6341 Před 7 lety +64

    We'll put that baby up for adoption before it be some years. Dying.

  • @tonjirucker999
    @tonjirucker999 Před 7 lety +38

    "Are you serious?!! Now?!! ALL I NEEDED WAS 3X MINUTES!!!!" Ha-Ha!!! Law and Order Sex!! Between "Dun-dun's"!!

  • @baldblackgirlchronicles996

    I am sooo on the late show with this video but I am cracking up in tears. My husband says the same thing when he try’s to shower with me. He says the water is just to hot.

  • @Purplepill1038
    @Purplepill1038 Před 8 lety +19

    so true was married 10 years that denying sex memories is what cringe to when I think about it . its not about sex but its worse when you marry the wrong person

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn Před 6 lety

      god baby 🤜🏽🤛🏽💯

  • @angelaparker7328
    @angelaparker7328 Před 8 lety +25

    Boy...I am trying not to holler at this baby talk! LMBO

  • @traci.so.random3457
    @traci.so.random3457 Před 8 lety +31

    "You taste like the ocean" - Kev you just killed me lol

  • @livingmylifelikeitsgolden2759

    I see where people say 'this is not my relationship' but this is the typical marriage. Not every marriage is the same. I definitely can relate.

  • @Geenster0128
    @Geenster0128 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the best of Kevin Fredericks... they need to play this is church men groups. TOO FUNNY!!!

  • @jondough7777777
    @jondough7777777 Před 8 lety +24

    LOL! BRUH!
    you kept it 100 kev. next month will be 12 years for me and EVERYTHING you said is TRUTH!
    TV and movies be messing up folks when it comes to relationships/ marriage.
    he dropped some wisdom ya'll

    • @TRIP12707
      @TRIP12707 Před 8 lety +2

      EXACTLY!

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn Před 6 lety

      jondough7777777 🤜🏽🤛🏽💯

  • @blackironking8336
    @blackironking8336 Před 7 lety +15

    Man i love your videos! Take me back....This brother keeps it real...keep making your videos brah

  • @lfernander1980ify
    @lfernander1980ify Před 8 lety +56

    Wow...if other men thought like you. But the stretch marks comments were hilarious. Omg...but you are real though. Like real and too bad most men don't think that way

  • @ASpearmanAndCo
    @ASpearmanAndCo Před 7 lety +8

    I died at "She saw the best in me!!" LOL

  • @tyrarice7318
    @tyrarice7318 Před 6 lety +7

    Im glad you mentioned the hair wrap...lol

  • @giftednanointedcrafts6650
    @giftednanointedcrafts6650 Před 6 lety +10

    Thank you sir for your reality check on Marriage especially what u said in reference to the Lingerie! Lol cause I've been Married over ten years with one soon to be 17 year old daughter and Privacy with me and her father is very limited. It can be somewhat annoying at times! We must comprise with everything. The reality of it all is that Marriage is nothing like what u see on t.v. shows and soap operas where problems go away overnight, nawh it's not like that at all. Marriage is the real world and a Ministry as well both parties must be on one accord, especially when it comes to dealing with kids that aren't yours and in Laws. Lol 💐💐🌸🌸🌹🌹🌼🌼😅😅😅😅I like your humour too!

  • @audeque
    @audeque Před 6 lety +6

    No stretch marks, no increase. You betta preach! Lol

  • @tammi67able
    @tammi67able Před 7 lety +13

    Amen, congrats on 11yrs!

  • @ericabarnes7214
    @ericabarnes7214 Před 8 lety +57

    I died and came back to life twice!! Lol!!!

  • @jennyeve3889
    @jennyeve3889 Před 2 lety

    So hilarious, as always Kev. My favorite line is "She is expecting a kielbasa and she got a Little Smokie".

  • @gelliegelatina
    @gelliegelatina Před 5 lety +4

    "She out here lickin on a 9volt battery"! What a brilliant line

  • @lcotton8788
    @lcotton8788 Před 4 lety +1

    I have followed KOS for a while, but the long videos are new to me. I feel like I done struck oil! I was in the grocery store LOSING IT! These stories are gonna get me through this pandemic. #Grateful

  • @DrBeeSpeaks
    @DrBeeSpeaks Před 8 lety +20

    That was so funny and spot on!!! 😂😂

  • @eloracsregor123
    @eloracsregor123 Před 8 lety +16

    expecting kielbasa and you got a little a Vienna sausage.
    come on! you done preached on today. my husband has the water on like 2000
    degrees. taking a shower with another person is give and take. lol

  • @caliBornbEauty
    @caliBornbEauty Před 6 lety +10

    I been crying laughing for half an hour 😂😂😂😂

  • @SweetDaddyWorbucks
    @SweetDaddyWorbucks Před 8 lety +8

    Years? Years? I almost peed my pants! I love you Kev! lol

  • @avvondaparker4627
    @avvondaparker4627 Před 8 lety +21

    i can't....this is so hilariously the truth! Lmbo

  • @yaquirisvasquez3416
    @yaquirisvasquez3416 Před 7 lety +11

    Once my bf forced me to kiss him in the morning. It was so disgusting, as you said he watched to many movies his breath was stinking. After that I got so disgusted i broke up with him

    • @doyinsage
      @doyinsage Před 6 lety +4

      yaquiris vasquez Damn forcing is wrong.

  • @jessicabright883
    @jessicabright883 Před 8 lety +8

    "Connect the stretch"!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @khalilahmadison1145
    @khalilahmadison1145 Před 7 lety +45

    I can not with you Kev! This is too funny. Please don't push the baby out of the crib or put him up for adoption rotfl. Commercial breaks lol

  • @TinaMarieJ
    @TinaMarieJ Před 5 lety +2

    Love your honesty especially about the stinky balls. 😂😂 love listening to your videos in the mornings preparing for work. This whole video is so accurate! I been married almost 10yrs and YESSSSSS this is facts😂😂😂🤣

  • @thatavisgirl2225
    @thatavisgirl2225 Před 3 lety +1

    You are so funny!! ..But you are speaking the truth!..and you are so sweet, it's so nice to see a man be understanding, instead of holding it against your wife. You are just so right on..i do have to be at work by 8..our best shot is Saturday morning, early,

  • @traciebrown5156
    @traciebrown5156 Před 7 lety +16

    Some men is ungrateful Kevin...

  • @ewhitfield7757
    @ewhitfield7757 Před 5 lety +3

    😝 “I was bout to push the baby bed over!”

  • @callmemrslamb
    @callmemrslamb Před 8 lety +23

    "connect the stretch!" AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAA

  • @bernadettejoinville5204
    @bernadettejoinville5204 Před 6 lety +10

    The seriousness in your face!! And it’s still funny how you can put God and sex in the same sentence
    I know some people hate you right now LOL

  • @denekabooth4228
    @denekabooth4228 Před 6 lety +6

    Accept the hair wrap! LOL!

  • @bowiehs
    @bowiehs Před 8 lety +17

    "No this my breast" LMBOO1

  • @naviathomas270
    @naviathomas270 Před 8 lety +92

    who asked if he was married lol

    • @locomotionkinda4083
      @locomotionkinda4083 Před 6 lety +2

      Navia Thomas you just hating. He is a whole man, not just a comedian. Check it.

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j Před 3 lety +1

      Right? Like why else would he make this video. When he looked into the camera I died 😂

  • @omaam1005
    @omaam1005 Před 6 lety +1

    Hey Priest Man!
    Why in the world you had me in tests, tears of laughter? Oh my Gosh! You gotta drive home the points like that? Are you making a side gig with that talent? Thank you for the edumacation Afro Man and My Father bless you and yours.

  • @Justemoi247
    @Justemoi247 Před 7 lety +5

    Connect the Stretch!!!! LOLOL

  • @tmac662
    @tmac662 Před 6 lety +7

    "water bottle and cap" analogy...
    rotfl!!!!

  • @SashaWillams123
    @SashaWillams123 Před 6 lety +37

    He's jealous of the baby having the tatas hahaha lol that HIM and his wife created 😂😂😂😂

  • @PrettyGirlDtheNP
    @PrettyGirlDtheNP Před 8 lety +13

    Lol, a lot of good stuff said in here. Men need to grow up talking foolishness about women's bodies. The shower talk was FUN-NY! Don't know why the hot water is a women thing. Lol

  • @timster1995
    @timster1995 Před 6 lety +8

    What every marriage is like they plan an event where the dress nice the man in a tuxedo the woman in a beautiful dress everyone in their families and friends and other people come to see them kiss, the have some cocktails, as well as some food, they sing and dance, they eat cake, they take some pictures, they sign some papers, they go on a vacation called a honeymoon, they come home to have a nice exciting but also STRESSFUL life together by having kids, taking care of the house, the car, etc., they work until retirement, and stay together until death do them part.

  • @intentionalgreatness
    @intentionalgreatness Před 6 lety +5

    Law and Order sex 😂😂😂😂..and the sound effects 😂

  • @yolandajohnson7426
    @yolandajohnson7426 Před 7 lety +9

    Stretch marks are a sign of increase! Lol

  • @Nonyah123
    @Nonyah123 Před 3 lety

    This needs like 65 million views!!!! Every man AND woman needs to hear all this!!!

  • @MrsLoverecording
    @MrsLoverecording Před 6 lety +5

    Lol between the lines he's a fool got me laughing lol

  • @yumyumpowakatyra9725
    @yumyumpowakatyra9725 Před 7 lety +4

    Kev you kill me ... omg I'm so dead

  • @BlaydeAlabama
    @BlaydeAlabama Před 3 lety +1

    He telling the whole truth. Friday and Saturday is facts. Occasionally a good Thursday 👍. Yep we are tired, all people have to change expectations when it comes to sex. Leave those children out! They beat sleep 10 to 1. Real men gives a damn about wrapped hair. Oh 👎 nooo those some weak dudes. Men Kev gave straight facts u better listen 💯🧡💛💚

  • @tallsappicolbert8478
    @tallsappicolbert8478 Před 5 lety +2

    Kev, you're amazing , more husband need to see this.
    You really love your wife, lucky woman.

  • @Faithful1ne07
    @Faithful1ne07 Před 8 lety +1

    I usually don't watch the long vids, but this one is hilarious!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jainell_all_day6887
    @jainell_all_day6887 Před 8 lety +18

    LMBO..... just come out the shower with your hair wrapped. hahaha #Keepitreal

  • @keesha1232
    @keesha1232 Před 8 lety +3

    Omg! This was too hilarious!😂😅😅😃😃 Tmi , Lol😅😂😂 Cleaness yes! 😃 balls stink I'm done!😅😂😂😅😂 Kev was Liss upset with you about this one?😅

  • @Lee85G
    @Lee85G Před 6 lety +1

    You'll have to do it during hurricane week on the weather channel. Hurricane week was boring and we both loved tornado week. 😂

  • @Chinadoll698
    @Chinadoll698 Před 4 lety +1

    Kevin, we need more man that think like you bro!

  • @lavernf9204
    @lavernf9204 Před 4 lety +1

    Connect the stretch lick it between the lines!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopheredwards7588
    @christopheredwards7588 Před 4 lety +1

    The right expectation is to have none at all. Marriage plays out different for many folks and there are so many variables. The only truth we can speak of is our own experiences, all you said was simply projection of your own marriage.

  • @joshuamarcelMIC
    @joshuamarcelMIC Před 4 lety +2

    Want he make you clean inside... I will never look at that song the same way now... lol

  • @Shalach2012
    @Shalach2012 Před 7 lety

    Kevonstage you ain't neva lie. Bro you telling the truth.

  • @gypsyj7154
    @gypsyj7154 Před 4 lety

    LOL I’m happy you clarified you can’t punch her

  • @telikaandfam
    @telikaandfam Před 7 lety +17

    i love you mention breastfeeding 👍👍👏👏👏

  • @shevy_shev93
    @shevy_shev93 Před 7 lety +9

    Morning French kisses. That whole thing made my gag reflex flare up

  • @jamilgoodwin6670
    @jamilgoodwin6670 Před 3 lety

    NO MUSIC..... Won't He make you clean. Hahaha. The "NO MUSIC" part is a staple in that song hahahaha.

  • @brianjones9785
    @brianjones9785 Před 8 lety +25

    YOU AINT NEVA LIED. "Stretch marks is a sign of increase." You are on fire this morning. Big girls is where its at.

  • @sunnygibbs925
    @sunnygibbs925 Před 3 lety

    Lolol 😂…Newborn: “this my nipple now!” 🤣

  • @free2be748
    @free2be748 Před 7 lety +11

    You look frustrated for real, like you're reliving some moments real time

  • @mollysanders9757
    @mollysanders9757 Před 4 lety

    This is fricking hilarious. I'm the single, no kids, gets sleep, favorite auntie friend.. All my married friends ( male& female) complain to me..😂😂 I have to forward this 2 a few people!!😳😂

  • @singlemommy1855
    @singlemommy1855 Před 6 lety +3

    My friend and I tried the shower..he ended up falling getting a black eye..it was crazy..

  • @MsRae-ev9hs
    @MsRae-ev9hs Před 5 lety +1

    She shouldn't be working a full time job if she taking care of your kids and cleaning the house and doing everybody dishes making everybody dinner....All that stuff I just mentioned is a full and 1/2 time job. Fellas would get more sex if they would make sure their wives were comfortable more.

  • @simplysarell1720
    @simplysarell1720 Před 7 lety +5

    "I like my food salty, but not my licks". Dead💀

  • @jayanders1485
    @jayanders1485 Před 8 lety +2

    LOL watched the first 2mins and I'm already dead 😂😂😂

  • @estieeu2364
    @estieeu2364 Před 3 lety +2

    Is showering in hot water a female thing😂😂 like did we all sign an agreement