The New Ozempic | TMG - Episode 315
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- čas přidán 13. 05. 2024
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After celebrating the release of Noel’s comedy special, the guys get… Gross. They share lessons from Cody’s recent breastfeeding class, why diarrhea is the new ozempic and the importance of Drake’s ‘money for fun’ adlib.
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Hosted by Cody Ko & Noel Miller, Created by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller, and Produced by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller.
Chapters:
0:00 Stop Crying
3:25 Intro
4:32 Noel is Back on Tour
6:24 Poop Talk
10:30 NBA 2K Mobile
13:20 We Ruined Your Saturday
14:25 Smuggling Timbits
18:57 Ass Cancer Diagnosis
20:26 Farting on a Dog
23:42 The Poop Chart
25:22 Cody’s Breastfeeding Class
29:51 We LOVE Taco Bell
32:45 Too Much Water Pressure
36:39 Exposing Crumbl Cookies
42:52 Ozempic 2 & MORE Poop Talk
46:55 Noel’s Doctor
50:59 Casual Prostate Exam
54:02 We’re Still Gross
56:20 Drake’s Ad Libs
59:31 BTS on Recent Shoots
1:03:38 Bonus Content & Plugging Ourselves
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Can’t make me (I already did)
Great job Noel, and huge congrats! 🍾
Noel thinking he did a good job lmao
Na you funny as shit
I knew his special would be good but it was even better than I thought. Such a great debut special. Congrats Noel!
My favorite part of Noel's special was when he put his hand in his pocket and started gooning for 45 minutes straight! Exhilarating!
I have a visceral reaction to the term “gooning”
@@mattjohnson1953When a fakegooncel says something so pornphobic you gotta hit him with that true goon stare
Where my gooners at
@@inessant1559this is driving me insane im tweakin
My favourite part was when he turned around and spent 5min tugging it
My favorite part of Noel's special was when he went off on cancel culture and the woke mindset for 60 minutes. Truly a man who's not afraid to speak up
Especially when he was brave enough to admit he still uses the r word 🙏🏽
Now-a-days, we need public figures to speak out against this stuff more than ever. Even if its in a comedy special. So hats off to Noel fr.
Yeah must be real nice to rally against cancel culture without understanding the ramifications of it all. I’ll stand behind Noel’s bold stance when he’s gone through as much online turmoil as I have. I’ve apologized publicly more than any other influencer, comedian, or even politician - and still I can’t go out in public without endless harassment. And all I did was say the “U” word.
His opening joke was a Jesus abortion joke. Legend lol
@@Mommy_Mossyeah it's wild to admit to love saying the hard r word
My favorite part of Noel’s special is when he brought in a go kart and drove around the stage for 47 minutes
The poop talk is infinitely better for someone’s well being than a hustle and grind podcast
poop and grind cast
My favorite part about the "Stop Crying" was when Nole talked about the "ethics" of "slots" for 45 minutes. Great job, we're so proud!
rib breaking material
What did you think about the other 20 minutes of karting?
@@NickBoutilierP1KO eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nole
He really took it to the next level when they wheeled out that slot machine then he spent the remaining time spinning and rubbing his hand against the screen
My favorite part of Noel’s special was when he spent the last 20 minutes encouraging us to not get vaccines anymore
you guys have successfully desensitized me. i used to gag so easily and i struggle with my appetite (ARFID) and back when the pod first started i had to stop listening when i was eating but nowadays it doesnt even bother me i can eat a full meal while you talk about diarrhea its genuinely helped me. i might be the only one benefitting from the poop talk
this made me giggle but im proud of u
This is crazy 😭😭 glad our boys improved your quality of life with their toilet humor
Honestly, i was eating a chocolate bar while they were talking about diarrhea, and I didnt feel anything, Im so desensitized to it by now 😭😭
this is sweet lol
Honestly I love this so much for you. Congrats Fr ❤
Noel saying “pull up the poop chart” to the tune of N95 had me rolling that did not get the love it deserved
take off the poopoo
Wow guys, just woke up to this episode! Can't wait to eat some of my leftover curry from last night and enjoy the meaningful discussion about Noel's special!
It doesn’t end, I am that 19 year old just watching like “•_•”
My favourite part of Noel’s special was when he would spit on a random audience member exactly every ten minutes! Loved it man
Noel’s special was so good I’m so happy for him to come this far
Cody being obsessed w tonsil stones ever since that Jeremy fragrance video is my new fav thing
Wait explain 😂
literally he’s talking about them all the time lmfaoo
@@Rubythereaper its from a recent episode on insanely chill. a tonsil stone came out of his mouth and he just continued the video instead of redoing it😭
@@kashhaliwell NOOOOOO. Wait Jeremy or Cody 😂
@@Rubythereaperjeremy. i think it was the latest episode with kelsey and brooke
Got the German balloons out for Noel’s special
he's actually german we've cracked it
It was german unification day three weeks ago. A bit late but I appreciate it 🤷♀️
His ssspecial
All of these congratulatory comments and not ONE covers how the boys fantasized about eating shit for half an hour 😭
They talked about eating shit in graphic detail in the last episode too…starting to see a pattern
just like the good old days
Cody and Noel had one thing on their minds for this
Men only care about one thing and it's disgusting
my favorite part about the special was the part about the cartel “papa papa mira!” I LOST IT but i was laughing the whole time
Bro said something that actually happened in the special
i was glad noel got to redeem himself after how he said "mira" on the sophia track 💀
Noel’s special was REALY cool, I definitely wasn’t expecting all the rants on cancel culture and the woke mob tho
Why, did the rants hurt your little snowflake heart? 😂
this sounded better in your head my guy
Congrats on the new special Noel, enjoyed tf out of it . I’ll stop crying when i see you live again (sent this from the family computer)
Oh man Cody’s having fun. Great job Noel. We’re suppose to not let Cody have fun. Timbits and poop talk got him riled up
Cody can not stop throwing his legs straight up, and honestly... I'm here for it 😂😂 gets me every time! Also, congratulations, Noel!!! The special is so great!
Cody talking about the breastfeeding class because he’s gonna be a literal dad
Noel: “I still wanna get back to your ass cancer”
the way it took Noel over half the episode to finish a story about flushing his poop
Noel's special was fire. I didn't expect him to drop some Noel lore.
3 minute nba 2k mobile ad read was the most insane thing about this episode
Ayy that’s me! From the farting on dog clip - that’s my video someone ripped on tiktok. Your reactions are the best 😂 glad y’all enjoyed! Sometimes they like that.
these conversations LMAO
"it"s like farting on a dog.."
"yo, did i show you that video of those guys farting on a dog?"
Lmfao that’s just how men converse
just finished all over the screen thank you guys for the amazing content as always ❤
I wonder if noel will still be doing better help ad-reads
The way Noel circled back to the JFK joke when explaining the lesbian chick with three acrylics was GENIUS 😂😂
Phenomenal video guys! I watched all the way to 1:05:52
this would be way funnier if the timestamp was like in the middle
1:05 how excited Noel seems, he can’t hide it
my favourite part of Noel's special was when he just made car noises for 20 minutes. Awesome stuff keep it up !
“Stop Crying!” is an amazing special, kind of weird when he started screaming that at a woman in the crowd after bullying her for an hour straight
My favorite part of Noel’s special is when he jerked it facing away from the crowd for 5 minutes
For being a watch party of Noel's "Stop crying", I would say guys added good and reformative commentary to the special. Well done!
I worked at Crumbl and made a triple batch of Oreo milkshake frosting, it was 79 pounds of powdered sugar and heavy cream
Noel is the funniest Japanese Canadian out there rn
Amazing episode guys just finished
Dawg it’s been three minutes
yeah saw it the other day, another banger truly
@@jackcordova449honestly, as someone who saw this last week, I knew it was gonna be great
It’s been 10 minutes
Yeah it's a classic I'm just rewatching
Why is it I always find myself watching this podcast as I’m having dinner?
The poop talk is getting crazy lately 😭 I'm just tryna eat bro 😂
I threw up in my mouth two minutes after I commented that 💀
noel not knowing what a timbit is just made my Canadian body convulse
Real humans call them donut holes
I’m glad I chose this episode to watch while I eat my chunky black bean soup
I grew up in a household that made poop jokes all the time. It was passed down through generations. This episode made me feel right at home and hit right in the feels. 😢
Great job Noel for putting out such an amazing special. I’ve never seen someone so consistent at smoking out mid from spawn on Inferno. I also liked when Noel started to show off his power tool collection. I think that his choice to go with the line of Milwaukee tools is commendable.
As a woman I can confirm I did laugh through all the poop talk 😂
As a woman I can confirm i did fast forward through essentially the whole episode 😅
i wanna add one detail to the toilet paper garbage can, which is that in a lot of countries where the plumbing cant handle toilet paper, bidets are way more common, so usually youre only throwing away the paper you used to dry your ass with no poop. this is only personal experience so idk how it is everywhere
I sat down to eat and put this on. I had to drink a lot of water to not feel sick.
You know what else is watery?
@@jeanpaulgartier crazy😂😂😂
@@jeanpaulgartierI’m a thirsty boy 💧💧💧🚽🚽🚽🚽😋🤤😋🤤
Every pod cody chugs his coffee and noel never takes a sip
Another ep of Noel gaslighting Cody into thinking something is wrong with him lmao a poop chart will tell you thin snakes are normal
Someone should clip Noel saying ‘What’s a timbit?’ And Cody going ‘WHAT?’
Couldn't be crazier timing. On the 26th I was driving at 12:30am with a boy I really like and we were absolutely jamming to Broke Bitch. We were busting down so hard that I blew through a red light and got a ticket, understandably. The guy I was with asked me to be his girlfriend immediately after the cop drove away and we went home in silence, happy silence, but silence. I woke up that morning with a ticket in my pocket, an awesome fine to pay, a new boyfriend and the inability to listen to Broke Bitch while driving ever again.
Hey ... There was definitely some close calls with getting in an accident from laughing way to hard at y'all 😆
Noel was messing with something in his hand around 25:20 and just threw it and left it on the floor 🤣
hot-wheel
44:50 That joke delivery was top notch!
So proud of you Mr. Miller, love you boys
episode is in rare form today boys, I couldn’t stop giggling at poopoo
I really love the toy car decorations on the table . Why do they look like they are moving ?
Also ,
IMSA- „IMMMMSACKMADICK“
Love me a classic poo poo and pee pee talk with TMG
laughing so hard I shit my pants but now I have a tasty little snack😋
Noel’s subtle jabs at Andrew Huber man 😂
I really loved Noels special!! Im so glad he went off on that 30 minute rant talking about trans people brainwashing our children. Raise them right!
fam this is the best pod comedic wise,
got me choking on my pan dulce
As a type 1 diabetic, I'd love to make an appearance as your dietary advisor as it pertains to sweets and diabetes on all future episodes!
When Cody talked about his thin poops I got kinda nervous lol I'm glad Noel brought up the cancer concern
Watch if you’re dieting. Couldn’t eat a bite the whole ep ❤
was in fact eating curry during this
thanks for a much needed OG laugh boys 🤝
sometimes i work with my airpod in while listening to this podcast, and when my coworkers ask why i’m laughing i can’t even explain what is happening in my ear right now. Why am i gagging and laughing?? cody and noel.
lmao Noel playing Inferno guitar
My favorite part of “Stop Crying” was when Noel explained the intricate race strategies of go-karts for 30 minutes
I haven’t listened to the podcast in a couple of months and the first episode I listen to is to them talking about baking week old poop. I was just trying to eat my pizza and wings during my lunch. Wtf😂😂
noel must feel like a short bus kid the way everyone is saying how proud they are of him😂
The way I was in the process of making food and immediately stopped but kept watching thinking they’d switch topics eventually. My bad, that’s on me.
"just had my last lan party" made me cry
My favorite part of the set was him explaining crypto for 30 minutes! Such a throwback
The special was so good! ❤
Glad i watched this during work and not while eating dinner later 😭😂
noel’s hemmy doctor here, think the weirdest part for me was when he moaned and went “ohhh no!!” when i put my finger in. super weird
this is one of the funniest episodes in TMG history
can we get HR to reprimand these poop bits
With all the weird stuff going on, I’m glad these two bozos are here to entertain us in our time of need.
Man Noel came so far! Got me square in the eye!
I've always thought Noel was Japanese bc he looks so much like Mike Shinoda when he had a buzzcut lmaooo
You guys do know you can just close the toilet seat before flushing...right?
How is no one else talking about this, does everyone else just flush staring directly at the poop mist spraying in their face?
@@elaboratuswomen said to moisturize and now im “not doing it right” and “contracting dysentery” 🙄
Where's the thrill?
I was listening trying to figure out like at which point do you close the lid... surely you close the lid right? Apparently not 😅
I missed having lunch to these kinds of episodes. Thank u guys
"MORE poop talk" lmaooo fire ep
I’m so glad both my parents are nurses and have always talked about the most grotesque shit over dinner since I was little, so I’m not even phased by these jokes, they just fill me with joy. God what a classic episode this week ❤
No shot 2k mobile watches the ad reads and says "yeah lets keep paying these guys" lmfaooo
We staying on the toilet with this one!! 💯‼️‼️
My favorite part is when we talked about poopies
zooming in every time when Cody was sipping lmao
Noel's special was great! I'm happy to see the world embrace such an inspirational fourteen year old! All he did was awkwardly say hey and sat down at a computer to play something called counter strike? He wasn't very good but we all cheered anyway.
my friend told me the story of overhearing his grandpa talk about getting his prostate checked and he heard him say “I came like i never have before” so do with that what you will
Soon as i saw Ozempic i thought of Hunter
this is genuinely the funniest video I've ever seen
i love listening to this podcast while i'm eating❤
I'm a woman and the poop talk is my favorite part of the pod, please keep it uppppp
Noel your special was so good, i was only texting for half of it👍
love these guys