@@NOIRIST You must have left too soon; the leopard ran over and took a massive bite out of Fergie, the Duchess of York's arse. 😱 She's mostly recovered now, although it was touch and go at times, as she spent most of the night in distress due to shock, projectile vomiting🤢, and explosive diarrhoea💥💩! Thankfully, she's expected to make a full recovery after completing her medical and psychological treatment and will soon be back performing her usual duties... ...in her compound with the other leopards. 🐆😄 However, Fergie had to be put down shortly after the incident, to much cheering and applause from the crowd, with authorities saying that keeping the beast alive represented too high a risk and would be "asking for more trouble down the line". 🥳🎉
Absolutely adore the daftness in this one. I really love your political ones, but sometimes it's nice to just have shitting through a tube, pigeon arguments, and Emile Heskey.
Did you notice the guys clothes? If was just one news item he is a magician. The original commenter means what they typed. What do you mean is more interesting actually… I guess you mean you are not impressed with the video. Me neither, they have done much better work in the past. This is ok but not exceptional.
I'll have you know the royal behavioral analysts told me that Charles doing a massive dump is actually a reference to his benevolence, giving the commoners a free meal when the country's budget won't allow it due to essential necessities, like a fuck-off big golden throne and carriage.
We managed to avoid the royal money-spaff by going abroad for the weekend, so I’m delighted to have such a concise summary of events to catch me up. I’m disappointed that I missed the leopard race and Piers Morgan meeting a sledge hammer: those definitely sound like the highlights. Where we live, there was a distinct lack of enthusiasm for the coronation. There was no Union Jack bunting up, but the place was well decorated with “F@#k the Monarchy” posters, detailing the huge government expenditure of tax payers money whilst food banks struggled with huge demand, a lack of donations and endless requests for food that required little or no cooking as energy bills were unaffordable. I’m sure the monarchy could’ve found the funds for it.
Fair enough but I’d prefer to get all the tax money that’s been stolen in utilities privatisations. Many, many times more money but boring compared with a bloke on a sparkly hat...
@@peterrenn6341 oh I’d like that plus those who had dividends paid out from water companies in particular being forced by law to return such funds until all necessary works have been carried out, and after that and only after that should anyone make a small profit. We’re paying 3 or 4 times over for something that should be a basic right. Makes me so cross.
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If I were you, I'd avoid driving through any tunnels for a while.
And white Fiat Uno's....
🔫
Piers Morgan taking a sledgehammer makes it all worth it.
Countryside! :)
That's the dream , right?!
@@nellyfett2681 It's certainly my dream, my recurring dream.
@@meh3247 quickly followed by Clarkson!
Judging by his recent interviews it hasn't effected his level of cognition.
Brings back memories. Who can forget the leopard race?
Yeah, but it was a bit shit cuz nobody got mauled this year. :/
@@NOIRIST No suit of armour for the king next year, spice things up a bit.🤔
Yeah! It knocks spots off the marathon!
@@NOIRIST You must have left too soon; the leopard ran over and took a massive bite out of Fergie, the Duchess of York's arse. 😱
She's mostly recovered now, although it was touch and go at times, as she spent most of the night in distress due to shock, projectile vomiting🤢, and explosive diarrhoea💥💩!
Thankfully, she's expected to make a full recovery after completing her medical and psychological treatment and will soon be back performing her usual duties...
...in her compound with the other leopards. 🐆😄
However, Fergie had to be put down shortly after the incident, to much cheering and applause from the crowd, with authorities saying that keeping the beast alive represented too high a risk and would be "asking for more trouble down the line". 🥳🎉
Such a noble tradition.
Fun fact: Emile Heskey has actually been present at the coronation of every British monarch since King George II
thats why the coronation is refered to as heskey time
And in the orgy that followed, even Heskey scored.
Edward VIII never even had a coronation, but Emile Heskey still attended it.
I’d have expected him to miss one or two, tbh.
Absolutely adore the daftness in this one. I really love your political ones, but sometimes it's nice to just have shitting through a tube, pigeon arguments, and Emile Heskey.
IMO these spoken word ones are much funnier than their music video stuff, as great as that is. I wish they'd do more of them
Most enjoyable - but the unprocessed straight video was dafter, to be honest.
Well, the pigeon won that argument, that's for certain! LOL.
When a public enquiry reveals that you kicked yourself to death while on a country walk, we'll know how accurate this is.
"Or if it was just Prince Andrew" that made me choke
Good old Emile Heskey - always excelled in bringing others into play!
The heskey caught me off guard 😂
Nice to see a reference to Big Emile, a very underrated player, lovely bit of business
Always nice tio see Emile get the recognition he deserves. Long overdue.
yup, that's the way i remember it. a valuable historical archive, well done.
I don't know why but the bit that really got me was "...and Emile Heskey"
This feels like "traditional" Cassetteboy, from the album days. Loved it.
The inclusion of Emile Heskey was too much. I nearly pissed myself 😂
He’s definitely on a watch list now 😂
yes, I'll watch him anytime, Gold!
You know it's good when you laugh so much it hurts
Stanley Johnson arguing with a pigeon sounds very plausible.
I'm not sure that was an edit?
The pigeon would win.
Brings me back to the golden age of YTP's.
God bleas you Sir 🙌🏻
It must take ages to find all the right bits to edit together! Well done!
What do you mean? This is just an excerpt from an actual news report 🤷🏻♂️
Did you notice the guys clothes? If was just one news item he is a magician. The original commenter means what they typed. What do you mean is more interesting actually… I guess you mean you are not impressed with the video. Me neither, they have done much better work in the past. This is ok but not exceptional.
And yes I get the joke, do you? Hehe
That's exactly how I remember it, god save the kink!
Absolutely brilliant. I've been a fan of Cassetteboy since 2009 and this is just as good as anything they've put out.
Excellent work as always!
Just as I remembered. Top work.
Fuc-king amazing, as always.
All hail the real king- Emile Heskey!
Possibly your best opening line yet 😂😂😂
As common-folk, how do we get hold of these 'one free murder' passes? Asking for a friend…
All perfectly normal.
I'm crowning now, so better get my map ready.
This is so much funnier than AI generating it
Emile Heskey, amazing footballer
He could drop to the ground like no other, at the slightest touch 😆
Emile Heskey popping up with another assist 😂
The Archbishop of Canterbury and Emile Heskey 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m now up-to-date on current events. Thanks!
Hilarious. Someone please tweet this to Piers Morgan.
Then delete your account.
Glad to see you're still around. First video I saw was 'Casetteboy vs. David Attenborough'. Long time ago.
I lost £200 on that bloody leopard race. I really thought Charlie would clinch it.
Funniest thing I've seen in ages!
Never disappoints
Love the van!
Didn't expect you to get into YTPs proper.
YTP... That's a format I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.
dude cassetteboy basically invented YTPs.
@@DeadlyV1RU5not even close to it my dude
this truly is, heskey time
These guys never fail to make me smile!!
"Including Boris Johnson's father Stanley Johnson, who'd been arguing with a pigeon"
what on earth puts these ideas in your head
Amazing, thank you so much x
Priceless!
Arise, King Heskey
“What the Agfa Gevaert?” You just made Charlie’s Hit list with that one.
absolute legend, love you mate
Brilliant as always
I always agree the fuck out of these but this one really made me laugh too
pure genius
Bloody brilliant.
Just what I needed at the end of the day, a proper good laugh!
I'll have you know the royal behavioral analysts told me that Charles doing a massive dump is actually a reference to his benevolence, giving the commoners a free meal when the country's budget won't allow it due to essential necessities, like a fuck-off big golden throne and carriage.
WHEN HE GOES FOR A BOWEL MOVEMENT HIS HEAD CAVES IN!!!
A new classic YTP. Great stuff as ever, mwah mwah mwah.
Funny as fuck
Since when is "fuck" funny? ? are you one of those creeps that giggle during a fuck session ?
Another belter from the master!
Simply superb 😂🎉
If the coronation had involved Heskey nailing the King for 8hrs I think I would’ve been compelled to watch.
Lol 🤣 , Boris Johnsons dad began arguing with a pigeon lmfao that had me in tears , and racing a leopard lolololol
I just died from pissing myself laughing and now I am a CZcams ghost 😫😫😫🦆👏👏👏
X
Incredible ❤
"...eight hours later..." 😂😂😂😂😂
Bloody Heskey again, always photobombing with the best.
Superb!
Superb.
Best one yet 🙌
OUT-FUCKIN-STANDING
Emile Heskey! Legend! 🤣🤣🤣
It’s been too long. Great work!
God bless Emile Heskey
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Phenomenal
We managed to avoid the royal money-spaff by going abroad for the weekend, so I’m delighted to have such a concise summary of events to catch me up. I’m disappointed that I missed the leopard race and Piers Morgan meeting a sledge hammer: those definitely sound like the highlights.
Where we live, there was a distinct lack of enthusiasm for the coronation. There was no Union Jack bunting up, but the place was well decorated with “F@#k the Monarchy” posters, detailing the huge government expenditure of tax payers money whilst food banks struggled with huge demand, a lack of donations and endless requests for food that required little or no cooking as energy bills were unaffordable. I’m sure the monarchy could’ve found the funds for it.
Fair enough but I’d prefer to get all the tax money that’s been stolen in utilities privatisations. Many, many times more money but boring compared with a bloke on a sparkly hat...
@@peterrenn6341 oh I’d like that plus those who had dividends paid out from water companies in particular being forced by law to return such funds until all necessary works have been carried out, and after that and only after that should anyone make a small profit. We’re paying 3 or 4 times over for something that should be a basic right. Makes me so cross.
Brilliant. Cassetteboy for PM! 🤣
Yep, think that's pretty much how I remember it. Cassetteboy: a documentarian of our times.
Brilliant
Omg this is brilliant 😂😂
Cassette boy ❤
Perfect
Emile Heskey jumpscare moment
I might watch a coronation with Emile Heskey.
"or is that just Andrew"
I missed half the references because I was laughing too hard.
Legend I didn’t know you still made vids
It's Heskey Time!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CassetteBoy best channel on YT.
Awesome
Banger
No lies detected!
Genius
Hilarious, justice & peace
That's Sir Emile Heskey
More Ros Atkins explainers pls 😂
Can't stop laughing!
Then you are experiencing a mental disorder
Lol! So good!
😂😂😂 still laughing
lmao smashed it
Bonkers love it 😂❤🎉