Story of Caleb Jung [SFM]
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- čas přidán 4. 07. 2019
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Voice actors:
Caleb Jung - MrTush / steelknightofni99
Narrator - KorrEV
/ korreva
BJ dealer - Toxinn czcams.com/channels/MRL.html...
Woman on tape - LittleMissNerdi
/ @haleyparsleyvo - Komedie
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“I make millions of thousands”
Wow that’s a lotta thousands
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*Visible Confusion*
wew 420
yea like a few millions of them
Isn't that an obtuse way of saying "billions?"
Who better to motivate you then the employee of the month, of twenty four consecutive months
The one and only employee
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Why did u break when I tried to put you in my car
The same guy who also happens to be the son of the boss.
Box I think you mean twenty four consecutive months..
“But with Caleb, it didn’t end with just ‘talking about kids’ .”
...
“Not sure why you phrased it like that.”
You know why....
@@iamherenet1569 yeah, he touched kids...
... With his literature
@@flooferjay3245 uh ............sure if that's what you want to believe then ok whatever I'll believe what I know to be true
@@randomanimations1621 it's true! His passion for touching kids knew no bounds!
Touching their hearts, that is
@@flooferjay3245 "have you ever wondered what it's like to be inside a man?"
"...."
"Inside a man's brain, that is!"
"The sky's the limit, until you realize that there is space."
That could actually be useful.
That's the thing, this whole video consists of half actual good motivation and half bringing that motivation down to the ground
Then you shoot for the stars.
Easy way to describe this is
Self help industry commonly:
grow the ego, you're the best you can do anything (pressure)
Caleb Jung:
lower the ego, you're pathetic what you do doesn't matter (relaxation)
yeah, if you achieve greatness you can never feel enough.
the whole conscious part was probably the best
6:30 blacked the screen out so it would show the reflection of our faces. Genius
well i didnt see anything there...
...
Stared at the black screen, and the black screen stared back
Really, I thouht it was a monster, look a little bit too much and youll SEE IT.
Frigorífico Especial dear god what the fu- oh its just me
It showed my cat, blocking my face.
I still can’t believe this was made on source-filmmaker.
Anxious Anarchist in the hand of God
This man has perfected the art of SFM
@@freakyman2744 and then ditched it for blender.
Ikr
"It's just anxiety. This constant bombardment of how to live. And if it doesn't match up with what you have now, you just kinda postpone... living. As if what's happening now isn't it. WHEN I get money. WHEN I get a girlfriend. WHEN I'm happy. How many checkmarks do you need to cross before you realize you're blind?"
Damn, dude, that kinda caught me off guard.
And yet it checks out
This video is brilliant on a lot of different levels. Especially in North America, those are words people need to hear.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth idk how, idk why, but i feel like this comment is very racist.
@@fedcab4360 | An odd view, considering it's a comment relating to societal values, entirely detached from race. Goal-oriented happiness is encouraged over here through excessive advertisements, all declaring you won't be happy until you buy some product or reach some standard of living. It's so baked into the public consciousness it became known as the "American Dream."
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Am I talking to chatgpt over here
The fact that this is both an absurd surreal comedy, yet has some of the best life advice i've ever heard feels weird to me. I didn't think you were allowed to be both funny and educational at the same time...
It's strange yet feels like something you should have been told years ago
That's because people don't realize that comedy and education aren't mutually exclusive.
Every joke is simply a statement of fact that
a) is easy to solve quickly
and b) implies that you are of positiv worth, or at least relative to someone/something else.
Here, the jokes and Information IS seperated at times, but there are also many jokes that also delive the aforementioned Information.
The joke about Inspirational speakers for example works both as a joke, deminishing them and making people feel morally superior to the people that support them, and also works as advice, by pointing out that there is an easier way to get life advice.
He broke us down through humor so the life lessons can be digested easily. It's surprisingly effective
Wasn’t the whole joke that the advice wasn’t very useful, and/or obvious? Caleb Jung said “I set up a motivational speech conference where lost people spend all their savings on a millionaire who would tell them the same god damn thing a teenager would say in their diary”
@@natsquared7401 ha funny joke
“Speaking of parental disappointments, let’s talk about your kids.”
Damn straight
Burping bob Speaking of sequels to parental disappointments*
Sequels to parental disappointments, meaning you are the disappointments
Wtf I read this comment just as the video played the part
Deathcoldan Gonna be honest, it’s the people who raised the millennials that caused this
*and then squidward comes along to take that employee of the month reward*
You single-handedly put me in and brought me out of depression
Agreed
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Existential google searches:
"how to have an easy life by taking drugs and sitting in a corner"
"how should I die"
"what values should i follow"
"is jesus real"
"do i exist"
"what is the current meta in league"
"what is the best gun in warframe"
"should i let my kinds into the playground"
"how much food should I eat"
"what is the best class in wow"
"is sugar bad for you"
"how much caffeine is too much"
"why am I so afraid"
"who should I vote for"
"when should i get married"
"what should I focus on"
"what is important"
"does everything give me cancer"
"where is consciousness"
"should i break up with my girlfriend because she doesn't like game of thrones"
"why does the sound of a female orgasm make me uncomfortable"
"who is right"
"how should I cut my hair"
"should I stop giving 2 year old soft foods so he can develop a nice strong jawline"
"how should I live"
Wow this helped a lot. Thanks man. I couldn't read it in the video. It was too fast. Great job
Why is there not "HOW TO GOOGLE SOMETHING"
Glock Watts because that’s too evil.
Ok but what is the best gun in warframe tho
I like frogs The best gun in warframe is the redeemer prime
“14”
“hit me”
“20”
“hit me”
“21”
“hit me”
“26”
MICHIRU
Ha.. jack black baby
It was perfect at 21
@@wilhelmironjaw3450 I'm a forty year old man, Caleb.
You're laying in a hospital bed dying, surrounded by your loved ones. Everyone is smiling but no one is happy. Your eyes slowly close against your will.
*tape noise*
"What you just saw was an excerpt from my show 'How to Waste Your Life'"
why did you spoil it damn you, I was was just about to read it after finishing "Your Life is worth less than a can of beans - Part 2"
@@KaNofbeans there was a part 2?
There was actually a third part, but it wasn’t received well... that and some crack addict burned almost all the copies.
@@white_star_locomotive5180 *was he trying to see it better?*
*cough me see JoJo me say JoJo stuff like BIT THE DUST
You need to upload “man screaming at you; the 7 hour version”
Agreed
why do you think he's waited so long to upload? he's been training his throat
Please
Toaster I don't need one, I have school and my parents for being a furry
@@enderpup9289 Have you ever tried not being a furry? Sounds like that would solve a lot of problems.
I expected some dark existential comedy and what I got was legitimately motivating life information.
Thanks Tipsy
I’m curious as to what u personally saw. Could u give me a list of the motivating information?
@@giggabiite4417 the whole thing about feeling,,, real? personally that's something i had to hear, and im sure that a lot of other people can relate.
@@giggabiite4417 dont be an npc find something anything to focus on in life that brings you fulfillment or something like that idk all i know is was white pilling
@@giggabiite4417 a lot of self-help books say if you do XYZ you will be happy. And then people do XYZ at the in discovered they're still not happy and become mad at themselves? Caleb Jung Doesn't claim to know the secret to happiness. He says that suffering is an unavoidable part of life, But should still be aware of consequences of your choices and choose why you are suffering. You are strong enough to deal with whatever life throws at you, billions of people do it every day and so can you. Don't give up just maybe you'll find a light at the end of the tunnel.
"I have only the title figured out, right now we are simply focused on convincing people to give us money, a little something I learned from the gaming industry."
GOD DAMN SON
Everten Plaza sounds like Bethesda and EA to me
So is so true it hurts
Sounds like CyberPunk
cyberpunk moment
Activision be like
Oh boy i have the motivation to get all the Gold Bricks thanks Caleb Jung.
Legatus yay
Jung
The nostalgia hit...
Obviously you mean getting the star wars saga on the moist meter
Don't forget those blue studs
I still have no idea how you're able to keep up this style of comedy for an extended period of time, it's actually incredible.
motivation.
its dark humor. a rare comedy. not like those repetitive anime tropes or television shows or sitcoms
X SkyChaser X a style of humor that each of us has, but most of us are too scared to bring out
I can't believe how genuinely motivational it got in the end. As a person going through severe anxiety, this was actually pretty neat.
The real kicker was at the very end, when he became a clown
5:58 - 7:10
“Just focus on the thing that I can’t even prove anyone else is but me; being conscious. See what you see, how you see, and why you see. The capital “C,” conscious. It’s not sexy living: at least it’s capital “C” clean.
Human suffering is a billion people business, but choose consciously what you suffer for. A text message from an old loved one. The line at the grocery store. Your receding hairline. Words on the internet. Your gross double chin. About your child’s upbringing; your decaying body. Your disease. Or the fact that you always feel like you haven’t done enough. Regardless of what you choose, I hope you have fun and feel real. Live in that for a while and you’ll begin to see what the brave new world has made you to be.
Might all sound cliche and repeated endlessly: perhaps that should indicate how innate, and natural the thought is. That even the teenager I stole this diary from can grasp it.”
So poetic
Top quality writing
I dont really 'get' this video, I'm not too keen on these kind of open-for-debate videos. Regardless, this is what (i think) it's saying ;
We live in a world where everyone tells you how to live, what to do, what to buy. Yet we can't do that, we cant reach that 'perfect life' that people often tell us we have to achieve. Even if you were to achieve it, the success would feel hollow because that success isn't your success, it's the success that others have planned out for you. It's more important to focus on your life, and who you are, rather than what other people say you should be. Improve yourself, and when you're truly successful by your standards, you'll know it.
Is my interpretation 'correct'? I know that completely goes against the idea of what an interpretation is but i'm also an idiot so who knows. Oh look. I just did what the video told me not to worry about.
@@jimmybean420 I think you are right, I also think he's exposing these 'self help' people who earn millions of dollars from people by repeating motivational bullshit whilst never actually getting answers. Its sucks, because people spend thousands on these products and they never receive anything except people telling them how to live their lives and their expected results. What are your thoughts?
@@memesix5440 Yeah, it does deffiently satire the motivational speakers.
I didn't expect my perception of reality to be so attacked...
I'm gonna go cry now.
Perception of chaos agrees with you..
What a video, too! I need a second
Still as big a brainfuck as ever a year later
*gasp* Tipsy Duck uploaded? And it was actually kinda wholesome?
Also, as edgy as it may sound, I did actually really like the "human suffering is a billion-person business, but choose consciously what you suffer for" line. That's what I'm taking away from this.
what do you mean wholesome every single one of his videos is a lovecraftian projection of his terrifying inner demons
@@beegee3709
So Tuesday, but as a video?
@@beegee3709 this was from his slightly less unwholesome demons.
Its because it's totally true.
I think I’ll take away the strong opinions on war veterans
"what is the best gun in warframe" - now that is a question science could not explain
Zig Braton Prime
A miniature Clem prime
Grakata
Opticor
Ignis wraith
Become a space marine and *BURN THEM IN HOLY FIRE*
4:00 "but we convince him that he is in fact god and that he can do whatever he wants. Now name one reason why you can't be that confident"
I-.... y'know he's got a point
I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL REASONS, ACTUALLY!!! 😂 CALEB JUNG MADE ME GOOGLE "TEACHER BREASTS"!!!
@@natsquared7401 caleb jung really hit me with the "why does the sound of the female
sry the key next t i n keybrd brke nd i cut ff nd s did the key next t s
i ws sying "why des the sund f the femle rgsm mke me uncmfrtble" tht's reltble fr sme resn.
😱⌨💔🚫🖱😃
1:20
_Huh now there's something that's only normal on this channel_
What? He was getting into the mindset
Me trying to socialize
If you put on captions you can see that when the video ends it just says “you” which is eerie and inspiring at the same time which perfectly captures the videos tone
Tipsy is a very poetic person, although he didn’t make captions it’s a very fitting thing
Yeah and also that ending music is sending tinglings down my spine
I turned on captions and when it said 'you' my whole body froze.
As in you are a circus clown
It’s auto generated too! That’s so off putting.
4:17 That phrase "Little something I know from the gaming industry"
Anthem is a good example
Fallout 76
Cyberpunk 2077
I don’t know why but the part about telling the patient he was god and that he could do anything and caleb saying “now name one reason why you couldn’t be that confident” Made me oddly motivated
Every single sentence is too damn qoutable.
i love it.
"I, on the other hand, will begin to follow my hidden passion: becoming a circus clown."
"I would spend several days watching people sleep, and sometimes even joined them"
"your fucking bedside table is gay"
MrRithexTheSilent “The sky’s the limit, but then you realize there’s space”
Remilia Scuntlet “14 hit me; 20 hit me; 21 hit me”
"Why do motivational speakers sound like they're speaking at the end of a really, really long tunnel? You're scaring me!"
Wow, such motivated. I am now ready to commit a hate-crime.
Now your talking!
Why not commit 2? The sky is the limit
Eh maybe im stupid but I can't think of one to commit, think I'll take the lazy mans path and kick a war veteran out of his wheel chair. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery so I'll yell your name tipsy once I do it
Eventually....
Maybe tommorow...
Or next week....
Well at somepoint I promise...
What where we talking about again?
Come on i believe in you! Go get em! Claim your place in history!
Hey peter parker
"20"
"Hit me."
"21."
"Hit me."
"26"
And the schizophrenic god segment... lmao.
Jack black baby
I'm a forty year-old man, Caleb.
1:15 WTF
DISCLAIMER: These photos were provided by Caleb himself if you recognize your house start sleeping with a gun under your pillow.
4:57 "Should I break up with my girlfriend because she doesn't like game of thrones?"
lmao
Season 5 to 8 was utter dogshite
There was also "why do I hate the sound of the female orgasm"
Blake Adams it’s why does the sound of a female orgasm make me uncomfortable
She has valid reasons to hate GOT I’m sure...
Ironically enough, she was right.
I’m now motivated, thanks Tipsy Duck!
Jojo dio is calling
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Jojo MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WRYYYYYYYYYYY
The FoxFanimator not now giorno!
@@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi why not, he does have a dream
"What we need in these times"
Wow, you accidentally predicted every company message on Covid-19
4:28 The fact that Caleb is the model for young spy makes this even funnier lol
NOBODY INSULTS MY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN BED!
kachew
"Your fucking bedside table is gay"
One winner, 95 snoozers
4:40 - 5:00
That hit me a million times harder than it had any right to. Think I need a minute...
This actually helped me a lot
Last year I had a mental breakdown about not being good enough for college just the thought of leaving it made me sick
pretty much everyone on my family has a degree and I felt like the black sheep never good enough
I wanted to take thing more seriously this year
Then covid happened
Ironically I always wanted a simple life I forgot that for like 3 years
I'm still stupid as fuck but now I feel way better with myself
I'm kinda happy now and this stupid video make me feel better
@@lautaroguzman4178, happiness is important indeed
@@spiderjerusalem8505 thanks for reading my last year story take care of yourself buddy 😊
Joker(2019) but arthur is a "motivational" speaker
6:39 "The fact you always feel you haven't done enough" that actually got to me, damn
I can't even categorize the videos Tipsy Duck makes.
"mildly threatening wholesomeness?"
@@althelorsure
14
Hitme
20
(Stop)
Hitme
21 (please stop! Its perfect!)
Hit me
26
Jack black baby!
*I'm a 40 year old man, Caleb*
Then comes the "diamonds turned to coal" part, where the first five of diamonds turns into a lump of coal and (ironically) brings the total back to 21
I don't understand this game
@@GippyHappy try and get 21 but if you go above that number you lose. 10, jack, queen and king all counts as 10 points while ace can either be 1 or 11 based off of what you decide
Goat Whisperer wow I genuinely wasn’t expecting an actual helpful response. Thank you.
4:50 "what is the best gun in warframe"
that caught me off guard lol
I can always count on Tipsy Duck to simultaneously make me laugh and question life
Ohhhhhh yesssssss, I haven't even fully watched it and I already know by the end I'll be confused, disturbed, questioning my own existence, scared for my safety, or all four, AND I LOVE IT
and now?
Not quite
"what you just saw was an excerpt from Tipsy Ducks latest video Motivaation to motivate"
“The sky is the limit.”
And the sky touches the ground.
I came here to laugh.
8 minutes 10 seconds later: *W O K E*
Animus Zero same
No 8 mins and 11!! Seconds
ah, back when "woke" wasn't annoying to hear
“What is the best gun in warframe” The question everyone asks but no one can answer.
Melee
@@HumanTooth Yes'nt
A Chaotic Good video from a Chaotic Evil. Thanks Tipsy Duck, we love what you’re doing.
Me trying to get a peaceful night of sleep before the big test:
My last two braincells at 2 am: 2:10
"Choose conciously what you suffer for"
When this video that hit me hard, and coming back it still does. It's easy to let yourself feel bad, controlling how you let it make you feel is harder but more rewarding, if it doesn't need immediate action then see the positives and move on.
"people know what's right more than they admit. They just dont allow themselves to live through their intuitive self." damn that one hits home.
I was expecting him to get worse and worse. But under all the elderly veteran abuse and whatnot. This had some pretty good things to say. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Edit: HOLY LIKES BATMAN. I’ve never gotten more than 10 likes on a comment before I think
Hello there.
@Ab. No. you're a bold one
Chrome I understood that reference
those search bar searches have the funniest stuff like
"should i dump my girlfriend because she doesnt like game of thrones"
7:08 caleb wasn't the inpostor
Cavemen used to see sit around watching a fire diminish to ashes...what are you doing with your phone right now?
Watching the battery life drain before my eyes, gazing steadily as the screen blinks into darkness...
Watching my life slowly leave my body as my family and friends find new things and grow up then soon just floating away. As I sit here and drawing away going "what is my purpose?" When soon I realise what it is.
Finishing it.
I was about to look up porn and hentai; both normal and fucked up fetishes. What about you?
@@ObnoxiousArtist the same, about to get on Shädbase.
I was about to download Honey, of course. Honey is a free browser extension that lets you sh
Wow, I actually feel like I need to, do something. Like die.
I love how “innocent” this man is
"what is the meta on leage of legends"
"what is the best weapon warframe"
"what is the best class in wow"
"should i broke wit my gf cuz she doesnt like game of thrones"
now those are the real questions
"What is the best gun in warframe"
Now thats a question worth googling
um... reload time, huh... ammo economy, hmm... mod potential... ah pff... effective range, self-damage... ehpf... armor reduction, hmm... um, critical stats... variants... eh... arg, kitguns... huff... ah! synergies! ... no. nah-nope... hmm... special effects... erm... huh, base polarity... po-po-pom... base status effects. um... pfff... well i have no idea.
Opticor Vandal
Grakataaaaaa
2 grakataaaaa
*This went from real funny to just real. I love it. Side note, that last scene looks eerily like the Donny Darko Street.*
i dunno why but at 7:03 i thought an among us meme was gonna pop up but then i realized this was released when among us was barely known.
I don’t know if I should be...
Or if it’s normal....
But I’m actually motivated right now
This is some psychological tomfoolery I think we’re dealing with here
Not gonna lie, the bit about “choose what you suffer for” is really motivational. I honestly don’t know why, it just feels right.
Thanks Caleb for helping to reassure the notion that my existence is enough and I'm just glad good things happen.
How do you tell so many jokes while also making me feel more existential dread in 8 minutes than I have in the last year?
"Your fucking bedside table's gay"
-Scout
0:18 yes exactly what we need in 2020
The part where he left to become a circus clown was cute
This is a very poetic, depressing, and motivating. Thank you tipsy for giving me this surreal experience
I found my new philosophy.
ok me and my friend stumbled across this yesterday. For the past two days we have been crying laughing about this video. This is a hidden gem of video and channel. Bro this has easily made choke twice.
This was.. beautiful, and in many ways. I feel touched, and oddly enough, understood.
Thank you for the video, Tipsy. Takes one to know one, we're one with the void inside, aren't we? In a good way, an accepting way.
I dare someone to either try to figure out the lore of tipsy duck or write a fanfic in the tipsy duck universe
Don't tempt me, I'm already doing the first part.
This reminds me that I am a lucky person for being born with a personality that leads with intuition. I've always felt very real and human, living intuitively and trusting what I feel. Interestingly enough, it seems the biggest mistake that this type of personality makes is waiting too long.
Because of how intuitive we are, that same intuition also highlights all the possible negative outcomes from any situation. This leads to, at least for me, to thinking, pondering, and eventually waiting. Waiting for me to somehow came up with the perfect solution when in reality, there isn't any. It's really difficult to accept the fact that sometimes we just can't possibly know what's going to happen and we'll never know about it, good or bad, unless we take that first step and move forwards. That for me, is the challenge.
"In times like these what we really need is more stress and more feelings of inadequacy."
People cannot experience happiness without experiencing suffering first. it’s human nature.
god damn I sound really smart writing that
You sound just like the 13 year old girl I stole this diary from
Oh is that so? Tell that to masochists.
Heavy is a wish-making fairy suffering for them is not suffering i guess
@@vbgvbg1133 That's deep
You just quoted Fullmetal Alchemist. Nice job.
as surprisingly wholesome as this all was, I would love to hear more audio from the tape recordings. The aggressive shouting was hilarious.
My cliff chin looks nice! How dare you!
Just a totally normal, regular old tipsy duck video
My name is Caleb and I thoroughly enjoyed watching this.
I think this might actually be my favorite video this guy made
2 years have passed and I still don't know of a better first 5 seconds of a youtube video
I’ve been thinking on quitting the gym, but this video gave me the motivation I needed to get back to it, thanks TipsyDuck!
I'm so early that CZcams won't let me see any of the 15 comments.
This... actually made me feel better
"We're mostly focused on getting people to give us money. Little something I learned from the gaming industry."
*EA intensifies*
"what is the best gun in warframe"
4:51 Personally I think a kitgun, however it depends on play style and if one owns a riven mod or not.
This actually is more motivational than it lets on
Thank you so much... I honestly needed this.
“Your fucking bedside tables gay”
Perfection and now part of my insult vocabulary.
I love all of your videos! Keep up the good work, it’s definitely worth it! Thank you for giving us so much great content!
“How many checkmarks to you need to cross before you realize you’re blind?”
We so smart when we smokin bruh
This is one of the most amazing videos I’ve ever seen
You’re incredible. Please don’t ever stop
“Huh. This seems kinda clean.”
BOOTS VET IN FACE
”nevafuckinmind”
It's a Tipsy Duck episode alright, nothing like an sfm video thats incredibly insane.
The voice acting and the animation are perfect. Love your videos ❤️ will always be here
I dont know the tone of this video and it had me on edge half the time and now I have anxiety.
Great vid!