Mann Co.: Employee Training Video [Saxxy 2017]
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- čas přidán 7. 03. 2018
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Incompetech - Jazz Brunch + Horror sounds
Bach - BMV 1007
Beethoven - Ode to Olivia
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Narrator: Keith Ferrell / @mrtush
Woman: Jfizzy / @jfizzy69
Sick child: Candy / @jfizzy69
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i like that there's literally no training in this video, just human rights violations
Sounds about right
Who's the character in your avatar?
@@youtubeuserdan4017 as far as i know this isn't any real character, just doomer drawn in an anime style
@@comradep8519 Thanks for replying I guess.
The human rights violation here is so bad, it violates even the human lefts!
*L E A D I S A V I T A L M I N E R A L*
Im #666 :o
I just want to go home to my mommy and daddy :(
@@Penguin-1966 *unnerving stare*
@@whosthetank777 hmmm. pentagram, now.
@@Brandelwyn "I mean... _I want the world health organization to recognize that lead is a vital mineral"_
“Don’t even get me started on the beer.”
*”It’s full of lead.”*
It helps the employees relax from the terrible working conditions
*_remember, lead is a vital mineral_*
@@1994CivicGLi NUT
A fair price.
"But hey if iron makes you strong, why not lead"
-young Spy
"I know what you're thinking..." *Drops the gun*
"I couldn't agree more. Let's move on."
I lost it there.
I know
oof I didn't even see the fun the first time-
@@theinvisiblebrick636 minerals*
@@theinvisiblebrick636 if you put subtitles on when he stares at the kid it says demon inside employee
And there is some secret writing in there aswell
>didnt win
>didnt even get finalist
the saxxys are rigged
Well, there was a pedo joke in there, and that probably turned valve off
Didn't win you say? I think that I'm going to go to the Complaint Department.
WAIT NO NOT IN THERE
@@Red_24 Five or Four Late m8
Probably because the mouth animation looks so uncanny.
Fun fact : That employee model is actually a younger interpretation of the spy when he was in his 20s-30s and met scouts mom. (That employee is a spy!)
Didn’t meet the spy have Spy in a mask with scout’s mother? It looked like the older age model there.
holy shit i knew he looked like spy
No no way
A SPY >:(
no wonder he looks a little like scout.
“You think one man could fill all those jars needed in battle?”
Sniper: *Watch and learn!*
Lol
Meet the jarate proves this guy wrong
I mean, don’t you think all that piss WOULDN’T kill sniper? The most recent one is no. 800
@@docrofreborn7497 Sniper has enlarged livers, so he probably could make all that Jarate.
@@docrofreborn7497 no not really
I can't bring myself to trust a man with lifeless doll eyes who wears his pants that high, but I guess if He was Employee of the Month for twenty-four straight months...
2 Straight years jesus this man needs a day of- WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T KILL M- *gunshot*
And this is why we are without accidents, right?
I bet he killed his way to the top
@@sergeantnerfsalot2784 he backstabbed his way to the top
@@taiteraide he kinda looks like the spy
I can now see why the complaint department is so quiet
Don't try to get in there
Because it’s a perfect company with no downsides
You Soundproof walls
Agentflash18462
And a “non disclosure” policy
Shown at 4:36
Scout was just there to see Ms Pauling
"I took you for more of a mouthbreather"
that line made the video
what does that line mean?
@@MrMegaSuperBoy calling someone a mouth breather is essentially calling them an uncultured idiot
Brittany Thompson also a dumbass for short
I do both mouthbreathing AND nosebreathing
@@MrMegaSuperBoy either a dumb person or someone who had a garbage sinus
You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside Olivia and worked her from the inside...
*In the most wholesome way possible.*
That part got me, in the Video.
@Simple Weirdo FBI = Friends Behind the Industry for Mann Co
Lol me too
*In the most holesome way possible.*
*This is why this video did not win a saxxy, or even come as a finalist*
It's a great joke but there's no way the tf2 team is going to approach anything ''edgy''
“I had you pinned as more of an mouth-breather.”
**chokes on soup**
That's what you get for mouth-breathing while you're trying to eat soup 💀
I don’t get it
Fun fact: that guy is the younger version of the spy.
Critickage VA hah
Woah really?
I see it
TD4Dash Are you talking about the kid in the hospital bed? Bc that is the kid who stabbed Old Nick in "A Smissmas Story" but I don't think that's who they meant, I think they were talking about the employee
Fun fact: OP is a lying sack of sexy shit
That employee model... that's right in the uncanny valley.
GermanPeter hi
oh hi peter
if you look in his mouth you can see metal
GermanPeter hallo
GermanPeter guten tag Mein freund
This perfectly captures what Mann co would be like if it was real
If Saxton was in charge, no
Since Olivia is in charge, yah you're right
@@CatboyRanger it is going to change but some of it wont idk about the piss collection but he seems like an ok ceo besides the overpricing
4:03 That image gets infinitely more funnier when you picture Demoman being pulled to the side by Mann Co. and told to pose for a picture in the most stylish way possible. His face had me laughing out loud
Why is 176 oddly satisfying
Not sure why the cameraman got a shot of the Instructor giving the kid a deathstare...
Probably wouldn't help them with Make-a-wish foundation.
oh please, they keep secrets from the government, of course the video is employees only
It is their way of a threat twoards makeawish by saying "We are not afraid to kill these kids"
U have to turn on the subtitles
Yeah it was really awkward
We just.. stared at each other
Keep thoughts like that to yourself young man
Use dying children with the Make a Wish foundation to keep Mann Co. alive... holy shit whoever figured out how to do that is a genius!
Probably a reference to Aperture science's Take a Wish Foundation
why do you think he's been employee of the month 24 months straight.
Tancread of Galilee 24 CONSECUTIVE months straight
Really want to like, but you have 666 likes rn. So I can't.
I love how the likes or even wanting to tell the police: 911 likes😂😂😂
1:03
Is this a reference to that weird game "The Town With No Name" where the player asks a bartender for a drink?
Because lmao, there's a small minigame there where you have to click on a speeding drink and if you didn't click it on time, it slides to the edge and break
I'm pretty sure that happens in real life too.
Gimme a drink bartender
It's not a reference just an old joke.
No, turn on captions and it says it is
*give me a drink bartender*
I love how this character fits perfectly into the TF2 world.
Even though the model used is a unmasked spy.
we need a Team Fortress Adult Swim TV Show
there’s a whole deal with that
in short, valve is a selfish ass hole and adult swim just ended up saying no
@@spacecore2972 Adult Swim. The same network that ran two seasons of 12 Oz. Mouse, a series that cut so many corners it was animated on scrap paper. Turned down a show. All of my what.
@@vsgfilmgroup Valve took too long producing the show (Expiration date was apparently the pilot) so Adult Swim said fuck it.
@@NEETKitten So Adult Swim prefers quantity over quality.
@@NEETKitten Wait, that happened? that's really stupid... TF2 has insanely great plot arcs/characters for a first person shooter...
2:53 He's so mad that his hairline is shaking
Yeah the only part that was actually funny.
Max Baranek lol
Max Baranek XDDDD OMG I DIDNT NOTICE THAT
That profile picture really suits this comment
I LOST IT AT THAT
Don’t even get me started on the comments.
It’s full of plagiarism.
Don’t even get me started on the comments.
It’s full of plagiarism.
Don’t even get me started on the comments.
It’s full of plagiarism.
Don't even get me started on the comments.
It's full of plagiarism.
Don’t even get me started on the comments.
It’s full if plagiarism.
Don’t even get me started on the comments.
It’s full of plagiarism.
"Why do we have it in the first place?"
**muffled bang**
"Workplace requirements!"
I can imagine this at every job
Literally the Russian military complaint department
I thought it was gas
Literally Twitter
You could say it’s *cough cough* DEAD SILENT!
"You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside olivia and worked her from the inside" Oook calm down their Shädman
ChaosmakerTV > shadman
Hahaahahhahaah
Shädman=Hitler that got the artist diploma.
@@UshankaMaster holy shit me too
Pediphile
"Mann Co!
We put "fun" in "deadly lead poisoning"."
Fun is actually an acronym for:
F-deadly
U-lead
N-poisoning
Yabbles the Forbidden One
Acronym Department is at it again.
deaFdly
leaUd
poiNsoning
You got 1 of the letters at least
Smiley the Smile great motto right there
1:07 I like how he reacts like “ Oh Shi-“
I love the fact that the main facility is so ridiculously large that it leaves a lot to the imagination, imagine all of the pointless rooms they have in there!
As a highly professional biochemist I confirm, lead is essential mineral for bone disassembly.
LEAD IS A VITAL MATERIAL
To lead poisoning
Lead can lead to lead poisoning.
I'll lead myself out.
Aw come on, people. Everybody knows, that lead poisoning can happen only if lead comes into your body in portions of at least 9mm and more.
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
As a highly diseased dying child, I can also confirm that lead is a vital mineral
Wonderfully dark,
In fact Its so good
That i might call the cops for the gray mann part.
THRUSTED HIMSELF INSIDE OLIVIA
I can already see the fan SFM gifs spawning from that one part.
It is dark like Australian Christmas, so it dose fit into the universe
ultrix soma They already exist. Checked the rule34.paheal lately?
HELL SPOON and the Complain Department
“Be curious, not Bi curious”
LOL
0:12
That image...
"Stop homosexual harassment on thr workplace"
e x c u s e m e ?
Gotta say, that medic is having the time of his live slamming those *cheeks* lmao
So hes having good time with HIV
@@littlesamu5920 based
4:17 As soon as he said that i got a call on discord
Current objective: Survive
RIP Scout. All he wanted was Miss Pauling.
good think they can respawn
Crabs are People Do you are have stupid
@@gordondina5605 no u
@@gordondina5605 r/wouos!?!?!aa /s
Nope Nope r/ihadastroke
You misspelled “valve” employee training video
dude careful
They might come for you
They don't pay u to think, they pay u to work
Hello Value Customer
We Heard Red Flaggings Up On You’re Comment
We Would’ve Like to Meet you’re Home Thank you
This is why it didn't win the saxxy awards
"Hit me bartender!"
Hehe, Town With No Name reference
i expected the bartender to actually go over and smack him upside the head
Give me a drink bartender.
No
1:06
"Bring me a drink, bartender"
According to auto-captions 1:02 says "why not poison our throats a little"
Auto-captions knows what's up.
lol yeah.
FreakerCamper i
lmao
wow you have a sharp eye
Wonder if it's using the context ("lead", a poisonous element) to more accurately give subtitles. Would be pretty clever.
This wasn't even a finalist!?? More people should've voted for it I suppose.
Tavish DeGroot its an amazing video but Valve wouldnt allow its crude humour to be elected. Sadly ):
Still if it gotten to finalist, it could have won a Saxxy
I doubt the crude humor was the reason it wasn't chosen, this is on par with Portal 2. It must have been copyright issues if anything.
Kyros Droztamyr. Why are people shitting on the end of the line animation?
+damidget
because people who can't get why tf2 is slowly dropping in playercount don't get what the problem is
(psst. It's complainers like kyros in the community)
This is actually amazing. The reason I say this? Listen to our little blood coughing genies pulse being read by that Vital Sign Machine (Yeah, that's what it's called): His pulse is nice and stable, and as soon as he stares at H I M, our little genies pulse wavelength becomes slightly shorter (Laymen's terms: Beeping noise is beeping more often haha beep go brrrrrrrr), which means he must be scared. Tipsy Duck has amazing attention to detail. 10/10!
Tipsy duck is a god indeed
“Do you think one person could fill these Jars? Think again”
*Sees “Meat The Jarate” by Winglet*
Me: I think YOU need to think again, Sir
We don’t pay you to think, we put you to work
"all those three-letter corporations"
So, like, FBI, KGB, CIA, CSI, SCP, MIB, ETC.
Edit: you guys _must_ be running out of letters at this point, surely.
Edit 2: 26^3 possible permutations. We're gonna be at this for a long time.
KFC, TF2, USA...
@@magicfishhobo381 ISI, RAW
Let's continue it
NSA
KKK
A lot of SFM comedy videos/entries seem contrived a lot of the time
But this is genuinely, really funny, with well written jokes and does the "Evil company training video" trope really, really well
Kudos
i hate tvtropes
The Jurassic Warewolf Okay, TVTropes did not coin the term "trope."
Pretty sure the "complaints department" is linked to an Aperture testing room, hence the gas that's probably neurotoxin.
the guy that entered the complaint department got shoot, sooo... not very Aperture-ish in my opinion
@@whyareyougay4630 he was just testing the Aperture Laboratories High Velocity Lead Delivery Device™️, in development to increase the rate at which lead can be delivered into the employee’s bloodstream.
0:42 three letter agencies....huh...who are they let me guess FBI-CIA-ATF-DEA
IRS
Red and blu
Ass-sex-nut-
MI5
W-H-O
This is so legit, SUPER cheesy music, "Dramatic" zooms, and Charity funds.
Holy crap! Thank you all for 300 likes! 😱
I can never get enough of your dark and semi-autobiographical, allegorical videos
This made me rethink the idea of playing TF2.
And not in a good way.
I fell asleep watching this, didn’t hear him talk for a while, woke back up to the creepy song and the pitch black darkness of my room, actually kinda scared me
2:54 Oh my god this had me dying. Especially at the end when he drops the gun lmao
I never noticed the gun...
The what
Lord Lawrence Oh. *Oh no*
Watch it with captions
2:53 Spy mains after the Jungle Inferno
Soup rice? Sounds tasty
*INTENSE HAIR TWITCHING*
Fun fact that dude is the spy as a younger version not created by valve
I can't be the only one creeped out by his face
Can confirm
Someone: ranting about their day
Me: 4:15
"But hey, if iron is strong is for you, why not lead"
-young Spy
Funny, I had you pegged as a mouth breather.
I'm surprised they didn't make a pun about Olivia being "the last Mann standing"
Because she the last WOMANN
That would have been too easy....or maybe they just missed it. Lol
Because she was a woMANN ☕☕
woMANN ☕☕☕☕
1:26 me drinking my G-FUEL
"We are a company that keeps chasing the Sun beyond the horizon. You may think it's in vain because the earth is a sphere. But we don't pay you to think. We pay you to work. Now get to it, Employee!"
Judges: You know what, this seems pretty saxxy award winning!
*3:48** comes along*
oh no
w a t
EW
XD
But in a wholesome way
This video makes fun of all the best parts of TF2 in the best way possible. It recaptures the old, stupid, all-nonsense hilarity that the game had back in the day, and still shows today (though not as much, sadly.) The animations weren't perfect, but you make up for it with the nonstop humor. If it doesn't win, I'll be very disappointed. You've got my vote!
It wasn't even a finalist
Me: turns down the ac 0.0000000069 degrees
My dad: 2:55
Nice
*Stares at you with his hair clipping in and out*
"Be curious
***NOT***
bi curious."
Bloody brilliant 😂😂👏
"Ha ha! Don't even get me started on the beer!
It's full of lead."
4:35 scout probably just went in there to the complain department to see miss Pauling
that isn't a scout, its a spy without his mask on
That is scout. You can tell from the hair
Kurby Popopo And when he looks to press the button you can see his face is just like scout
Was that a Expiration Date reference?
Its scouts head on spys body, its sfm modeling thingy
4:12
This is what a true man of taste looks like.
Zesty Zucc
Good one mate.
You hear that
Exactly
This is our complaint department
Dude, I swear when Aperture Science and Black Mesa are planning to top one over, they're actually going for second because Mann Co IS the peak of the mountain.
I'm sure Glados would be furious if she found out that the people who where able to beat her company were a buncha gun toting, war mongering idiots who don't even know *half* of the things she knows and think lead is a vital mineral.
@@cerabond7650 Well, to be fair, when one of those war mongering idiots can make literal teleporters and literally has a good chance of killing another war mongering idiot (wielding a minigun by the way) with a TV remote and a turret that has 2 miniguns and an M202 FLASH like rocket, I guess she would be incredibly humbled if she dared step up to them.
@@garrysucks4190 hmm, *touche.*
@@garrysucks4190 But the whole lead thing... And everything else... yeah...
@@cerabond7650 To be fair, Aperture Science has killed so many olympic people that they had resorted to friggin' HOBOS. Black Mesa has a THE LITERAL MILITARY breathing down their neck in case they screw up.
This reminds me of aperture science.
Guard Boy yes very very V E R Y similar hmm 😐
Aperture has got nothing on this
@@jakelovelyYT Aperture, out of all three of the evil companies valve has made... is the most sane, no lead, to resonance cascades, just good ol radioactive folding chairs and and paying people to let them disassemble you
Y e s
Oh hey, it’s the janitor.
A Fascist Froggie it's like this oh hey it's the janitor *puts your profile pic*
Yeet
Oh look, it's Houdini
Made in 2018:
Saxxy: yes let’s give him a 2017 saxxy
All the undertones in this and the dark humor definitely deserve a Saxxy. Good job.
0:34 Um i think that the rest of the train wont get passed.
thats the point
We don't pay you to think.
Yeah, tell that to the complaints department.
Hi, I'm from the Mann Co. Repairs Department. Sadly I'm going to have to file an infraction on your record due to inciting thoughts which could lead to downsizing of our workforce. Security should arrive momentarily to remove you from the premises. Have a nice day!
...WHY LEAD AND NOT...
*drumroll*
GRAVEL?
Why gravel and not......
MUSCOVIUM!
Mercury
WHY NOT XYIVVHIERGXHPI2FUDUD
POISON
@@ghosty3494 Mercury is worse then poison
We have gasoline now
I like how the guy that went into the "Complain Department" (gud englef tfere) just gets shot
Causing reprehensible damage comparable to the Chernobyl accident,
And other buzzwords that don’t really mean anything.
The death rate is higher than the pay.
Not exactly shocking.
Makes me wish for a TF2 story mode
Man, I've always really wanted a tf2 campaign since I first got into it
That pic and door is from another game called “the stanley parable”
Edit : its at 0:38
uhhhh,the stanley parable uses source engine,so they use the same models.
nah, it's just the same engine
I come back to this every now and then it's just so good
Grey Mann’s soul still lingers inside of Olivia Mann. It’s almost like he’s physically inside her...
like her brain or something.
Daddy Donald Maybe she's a clone.
i see it
and i know its going to get dark
"You think a single man could fill all those jars?"
Sniper:
(1:58)
Your visual humor is on point. I found myself cracking up at the beer slide scene and the jarate scene.
*Don’t leave me again Tipsy, I love you*
The second I saw the video in my recommended feed with Tipsy as the creator, my first thought was:
*Uh oh*
3:54 ...in the most wholesome way possible..
Take a seat🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
I love how the magazine shown talks about how hard it is sometimes to headshot someone with headgear with the JFK bit lol
Thrusting himself inside Oliva?
Oh no
And working her around from the inside...
Oh God no.
it's in the most wholesome way possible guys, no worries!
Oh dear...
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
*Heavy the squid in a nutshell*
4:05 I regret glancing at the top right corner of the magazine...
Now if only I could find page 37.
obviously #1 is the gibus
"my hat was a nazi" a tragic american horror story.
I have been rewatching this video for an hour looking for all the little secrets it's good video
"iron makes us strong so why not lead?"
Soldier's remaining braincells would like a word with you
This is so maniacally twisted and Creepy
I LOVE IT
Where do I sign
I am fucking serious bout dis
De Falt You don't.
You don’t, it signs you
Holy shit....
* mind blown *
De Falt Wow commedy, hehe BAZINGA am I right?
Oof
3:17 homie was about to straight up end that kid. Just drops the gun and carries on like he didn't even have it in his hands
Now this... is seriously epic. I am buggin out!
3:13, Still, angry.
Why.
Sphere Gaming he’s probably warning the kid
He was nodding. Look closer.
What the music
“They were like mirror images of each other, you could say the oldman thrusted imself inside Olivia working her from the inside... Of course in the most wholesome way” hehe yup wholesome ;)
👌❤👈
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!
@Klerq *prison is just a room but whatever boats your float*
@Poshii性
*_911 is also a number_*
Couldn't it just mean he thrusted himself inside Olivia's mother?
I like how he slowly realised what he was saying when he said that the ghost *thrusted* into olivia and *worked her* from the inside
It takes alot of talent to make such unnerving animation so subtle
Man the next few months are gonna suck
"You have chosen or been chosen..."
2:56 I will be creeped if I see him staring at me
I'm happy to start right away