Conspiracy theorist believes Earth is flat but it's VERY relaxing 🌎 'Welcome to the Real World'

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  • Welcome to the Real World of unintentional ASMR. Help us get the best unintentional ASMR videos by subscribing bit.ly/UASMR and hitting that 🔔. If you're looking for some out-of-this-world themed accidental ASMR video, then listen to this very soft spoken, relaxing voice of Lord Steven Christ taking us through his version of the real world. Apart from his naturally soft spoken voice where he often whispers and his videos include a lot of writing on paper which is a major ASMR trigger for most of us. Huge thanks to Steven and his colleague, Travis, for allowing us to feature him and his channel. Please don’t forget to subscribe to his channel here to see more unintentional ASMR videos from Lord Steven Christ: bit.ly/3NfGmie.
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    In this video compilation, we’ve specially handpicked some of the most relaxing unintentional ASMR videos and selected a few sections which had a lot of close up whispering and soft spoken moments to maximize the ASMR effect. Then we did our usual thing to tidy up the audio and removed some loud or non-relaxing noises which broke the relaxing vibe and did our usual thing to highlight the best unintentional ASMR moments so we hope you like our edits! Let us know what you did/didn’t like in the comments section below.
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    The first video in the compilation was the most popular one for relaxing as stated in the comments of the original video, where Lord Steven Christ talks about his theory of the real Earth. In most of his videos, he also illustrates how he believes the Earth is concave and not convex like what we are taught in school. If you are interested about this topic, you may find the original video links listed below.
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    1. Steven Christ The Scary Real World go ahead and tell everyone - ‱ Video
    2. False Vault of Sky Explained by the Glass - Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth - ‱ Video
    3. The Earth You Live IN (2012) Classic - Part 1 - Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth - ‱ Video
    4. SHOCKING! Why Stars REALLY Twinkle - Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth - ‱ Video
    5. The Precession HOAX Part 3 - Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth - ‱ Video
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    1:13:38 - The Precession HOAX Part 3
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  • @PureUnintentionalASMR
    @PureUnintentionalASMR  Pƙed 2 lety +307

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    • @the1ntr0vert87
      @the1ntr0vert87 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      Mkay

    • @bill4639
      @bill4639 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      Loop the first video and you got yourself a hit

    • @dangrahamdrums
      @dangrahamdrums Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@the1ntr0vert87 who Mkay?

    • @Axegrinder90
      @Axegrinder90 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth i don’t believe a fucking thing you make videos about but ive used your videos like these to relax many many times. Also, again i’m a non believer, this is some sick sci fi

    • @him1517
      @him1517 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      @Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth please switch from this content to just ASMR. This is very stupid and the theories make zero sense.

  • @eataneggwhole4430
    @eataneggwhole4430 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1759

    I’m worried that if I fall asleep to this I’ll subconsciously listen to it and start to believe it

    • @raoufbgty4815
      @raoufbgty4815 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +13

      Beliving this is more reasonable than believing in a fancy spinning ball tgat flying across the space and u cant even feel it 😂

    • @theorphanobliterator
      @theorphanobliterator Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +200

      ​@@raoufbgty4815you're trolling, right?

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +92

      @@raoufbgty4815 So YOU know better than everyone else? People who spend their lives looking at outer space from all over the world are ALL getting together to fool you...Sounds reasonable...You're right.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci

      @@theorphanobliterator No, these people can literally be made to believe the most backwards stuff, if THEY can't figure out the explanation given. Modern people who live in Western society have been made stupid by mere suggestions. I'm starting to think it's a PSYOP. They have Flat Earth Conventions, Bigfoot conventions, and probably most women you have met have actually asked "What's your sign?". People believe all manner of utterly backward and retarded things .

    • @itstheclaires8756
      @itstheclaires8756 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +3

      This comment made me laugh!

  • @Gr3asyPopcorn
    @Gr3asyPopcorn Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +759

    I can't even relax to this because just as I'm dosing off, my brain goes "Wait, wtf did he say?"

    • @shwetaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @shwetaaaaaaaaaaaa Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ivangohome
      @ivangohome Pƙed měsĂ­cem +12

      can only take so much of stupidity.... stars are in water and spaceships break thru the glass...đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 Pƙed 7 dny

      "what do you mean 'up or down' in frictionless space?"

    • @TahjXSimba
      @TahjXSimba Pƙed 48 minutami

      @@ivangohomewhat the guy is saying is true. One thing I'll add on to it is that the Earth is Donald Trump's toenail. That's the reason he was president.

  • @onionman6904
    @onionman6904 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +314

    I'm very impressed with the amount of work this guy has put into this theory. If I was living in medieval times, I would've believed him whole heartedly

    • @JackRowsey
      @JackRowsey Pƙed 25 dny +24

      When I was three years old, I remember asking about the Earth. I was a very curious kid with lots of questions. I drove my parents crazy.
      The answer back was that the Earth was round like a ball. So then for the next year or so, I naturally thought we were inside that ball. Being outside the ball didn’t make sense to me until I was able to understand that gravity holds everything down including our air (atmosphere).

    • @__ru_
      @__ru_ Pƙed 5 dny +1

      @@JackRowsey oh my god i used to think the exact same thing, i just couldnt understand what the sky was if we were inside of a ball until i realised we werent inside of it

    • @AlexCarson-ww8gu
      @AlexCarson-ww8gu Pƙed 5 hodinami

      @@__ru_ We are inside the Earth 🌎

    • @AlexCarson-ww8gu
      @AlexCarson-ww8gu Pƙed 5 hodinami

      @@JackRowsey Gravity is fictional. It's ether pushing us down.

  • @lordreehaw1267
    @lordreehaw1267 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +289

    1:17:22 “They’ll just show you diagrams, they won’t show you actual data” is hilariously ironic lol

    • @julesvillega
      @julesvillega Pƙed 16 dny +13

      Isn't it? The lack of self awareness is insane

    • @samuelculper4231
      @samuelculper4231 Pƙed 11 dny +17

      Damn!! You got that far?? 😂

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 Pƙed 7 dny +5

      he needs some reflecting to do

  • @Baron42797
    @Baron42797 Pƙed rokem +1332

    "Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work."
    Got it.

    • @enyetoryomen6470
      @enyetoryomen6470 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +71

      Bro heard that stars are made out of hydrogen and made the connection

    • @kuchinawa3779
      @kuchinawa3779 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +32

      I'm pretty sure that's how people like him thinks, like they heard something about Antartica, like we can't land on Antartica and there's a restricted area and then they build up things like "airplanes' companies can't fly over Antartica and you can't land on it neither 'cause there are military boys".
      But when you search on Google, there is boat course (I'm French so I only know the French word "croisiĂšre") to land on Antartica and actually yes, there is a restricted area, but it's for safety (wild conditoons and animals protection).
      They don't understand or heard everything so they made up things like kids and are sure they are right...

    • @Chancey388
      @Chancey388 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +2

      ​@@kuchinawa3779well its just because we dont trust "them". Admiral Byrd exposed alot too. Why would he have to lie and put his life on the line?

    • @kuchinawa3779
      @kuchinawa3779 Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      @@Chancey388 why don't you trust them? Why would they lie about everything? For the Admiral Byrd, yes he existed, but all the story about Antartica and all photos are AI generated. When you search the origin of the images, you find a satiric book from a man (who litteraly said it was AI generated). In some "photos" people are wearing metal helmet wich is a very bad idea in a very cold environment, the clothes they wear aren't for very cold environment like Antartica. Make your research. In France they exposed all the things at the television, i can link you the video, but I think you won't understand what they say.
      Trust anything you want, as long as it's not dangerous for you or your family/friends.

    • @MrMarkovka11
      @MrMarkovka11 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +8

      He has multiple videos explaining the concept of stars and sonoluminescence. It's actually super interesting.

  • @JackieBoy2319
    @JackieBoy2319 Pƙed 2 lety +1524

    Why is Nicholas Cage telling me about his acid trip

    • @ALBUMOF2008
      @ALBUMOF2008 Pƙed 2 lety +74

      Can’t unhear it now loll

    • @Emdooey
      @Emdooey Pƙed 2 lety +28

      Lmao
just wait for the movie to come out


    • @pan-duh
      @pan-duh Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Lmaooo best comment because now I can’t unhear it đŸ˜‚đŸ‘ŒđŸ»

    • @dewfall56
      @dewfall56 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      I was thinking James Spader.

    • @jamsu7126
      @jamsu7126 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Was about to make the same comment knew someone else must've heard it

  • @noah6383
    @noah6383 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +279

    "Why are they in water? 'Cause that's how stars work." Genius.

    • @Chancey388
      @Chancey388 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +13

      Sonoluminescense

    • @carpenter155
      @carpenter155 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      Pete Carroll levels

    • @conway8947
      @conway8947 Pƙed 28 dny +4

      It's to prevent them from overheating

    • @jm096
      @jm096 Pƙed 25 dny

      @@conway8947💀

    • @Jacob97501
      @Jacob97501 Pƙed 3 dny

      đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ’€

  • @Swalexbass
    @Swalexbass Pƙed rokem +406

    When he whispered "Because it's a secret, shh don't tell anybody" I had intense tingles all over and melted in my chair. Top notch ASMR material.

    • @tanyawieczorek6603
      @tanyawieczorek6603 Pƙed rokem +2

      Time stamp?

    • @abrahamvanhelsing6723
      @abrahamvanhelsing6723 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@tanyawieczorek6603 says it’s several times throughout the first nine or so minutes.

    • @Lady420Ganja
      @Lady420Ganja Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +13

      @@tanyawieczorek6603 4:15 heres one

    • @D84doc
      @D84doc Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +13

      You know what’s funny, I told family and friends about what turned out to be ASMR for years when I was younger but there was no name for it and honestly no one else ever said they experienced it too so I always wondered what it was. After the internet really got going every few years I’d think of it and look up the symptoms and nothing. Finally after years a small Wikipedia page came up and I was so excited that it was officially a thing. Forgot about it and a year or 2 later I looked it up again and the page was huge. It’s great, BUT now sometimes I hear people say they listen to relaxing stuff and claim they have ASMR and I think, are you just enjoying being soothed and relaxed because you’re not saying anything about physical sensations or tingles. I’m starting to think a lot of people don’t have what you and I have but like to act like they do because it’s popular and they don’t understand what ASMR actually is.

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +2

      As it turned out we was whispering to not disturb his parents.

  • @colinkamoda9502
    @colinkamoda9502 Pƙed 2 lety +7209

    This is some of the most relaxing mental illness I have ever heard.

    • @bluesummers5051
      @bluesummers5051 Pƙed 2 lety +106

      Had me in the first half

    • @Chrispbacon99
      @Chrispbacon99 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      At least he doesn’t believe that fraud organization nasa. Not saying he is right. Neither is nasa.

    • @bluesummers5051
      @bluesummers5051 Pƙed 2 lety +34

      @@Chrispbacon99 Ah, I see you’re a fan of mental illness as well

    • @j.g7006
      @j.g7006 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@Chrispbacon99 you, sir, is a certified member of the mental asylum.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Pƙed 2 lety +95

      “The earth is like a spinning top causing precession of the axis” makes a LOT more sense than the “viscous band of sunlight” explanation the video guy said
      .

  • @hindenburgerhelper14
    @hindenburgerhelper14 Pƙed 2 lety +2843

    this feels like when you forget to do the presentation and you freestyle the whole thing in front of the class...i'm kind of impressed

    • @marcosfern777
      @marcosfern777 Pƙed 2 lety +46

      That’s fucking hilarious

    • @russsavage1611
      @russsavage1611 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      Hahahaha! I thought the exact same thing especially when he talked about heaven and the pyramid

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      College professors do this every day (writing on the board, freestyle)

    • @confuzzledlee2095
      @confuzzledlee2095 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@marcosfern777 mmmmmmm.m mmm..,..,.mmm m
      ,
      .

    • @its_regular_stupid2212
      @its_regular_stupid2212 Pƙed rokem +2

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @atomicbezerk7718
    @atomicbezerk7718 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +40

    Thumbnail should say “sleepiest voice *in* Earth”

    • @bradleypaulus2926
      @bradleypaulus2926 Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      Very clever.

    • @campusmgmt4700
      @campusmgmt4700 Pƙed dnem

      👏

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Pƙed 4 hodinami

      His description reminded me of a Dyson sphere. A giant manmade object that enclosed a sun & people lived on the inside of the sphere. Star Trek TNG discovered one in one of its episodes
      .

  • @SirShiv7
    @SirShiv7 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +163

    Can't tell if it's ASMR tingles or brain cells dying.

    • @hagdore
      @hagdore Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +12

      Could be both simultaneously đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚

    • @starberriez9218
      @starberriez9218 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +5

      This is the best comment đŸ˜­đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @FortecrossDan
      @FortecrossDan Pƙed 3 dny +2

      Lmaooo

  • @EyeMixMusic
    @EyeMixMusic Pƙed 2 lety +1115

    "Aw shoot, let's get crazy. Maybe, maybe, in your world, there lives a pyramid at the top of your celestial ocean. Right...there."

    • @ZariaWorldwide
      @ZariaWorldwide Pƙed 2 lety +68

      Bob Ross forever!!

    • @musikafossora
      @musikafossora Pƙed 2 lety +3

      omg

    • @marionfarrell1716
      @marionfarrell1716 Pƙed 2 lety +45

      A happy pyramid.

    • @guccimalcs
      @guccimalcs Pƙed 2 lety +58

      “After adding our happy little alien designed pyramid, let’s wash the brush. We dip it in odorless paint thinner, then we beat the devil out of it” *thwap thwap thwap thwap*

    • @nagaslrac
      @nagaslrac Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@ZariaWorldwide No happy trees in a concave world.

  • @sethehman747
    @sethehman747 Pƙed 2 lety +4214

    This isn't even conspiracy this is straight up insanity but at least it's calming

    • @debshreebasu8137
      @debshreebasu8137 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      Hahahahahaha

    • @stcolreplover
      @stcolreplover Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Insanity?

    • @sethehman747
      @sethehman747 Pƙed 2 lety +69

      @@stcolreplover All of it is goofy as shit

    • @stcolreplover
      @stcolreplover Pƙed 2 lety +48

      @@sethehman747 lol, I always find conspiratorial very creative.

    • @tombowombo-
      @tombowombo- Pƙed 2 lety +281

      I can feel my blood pressure go up a bit when he says "Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work."

  • @allo1824
    @allo1824 Pƙed rokem +389

    I need the first 9 min looped. It's so relaxing. Once he begins speaking normally, I snap back to reality

    • @aurus6483
      @aurus6483 Pƙed rokem

      I gotchu czcams.com/video/2hD4ZHhkMuU/video.html

    • @ricksaburai
      @ricksaburai Pƙed rokem +24

      There are websites that autoloop specific portions of youtube videos, look it up

    • @xeltanni8999
      @xeltanni8999 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +8

      Oh, the insanity.

    • @Frosmad
      @Frosmad Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      There is one on youtube, you can find it if you just search "ASMR loops"

    • @BeyondDictation
      @BeyondDictation Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +30

      Oop there goes gravity

  • @GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube
    @GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +60

    Honestly this is some pretty good fantasy worldbuilding. If I was an author I may have to steal this.

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx Pƙed rokem +2211

    It's fascinating the way he takes a bunch of real reference points and seamlessly weaves them into complete bollocks.
    😆

    • @thomaswight1831
      @thomaswight1831 Pƙed rokem +31

      Only he understands gods message’s 100%, he is a conduit of gods messages!

    • @Ziedmac
      @Ziedmac Pƙed rokem

      I know right truly fascinating tom fuckery

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Pƙed rokem +47

      Steven’s channel was erased due to “CZcams's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten.” Since he’s dead, it will probably never be restored
      .

    • @davidflavin
      @davidflavin Pƙed rokem +27

      Ssshhh it's a secret he doesn't want anybody to know 🙊

    • @ihateunicorns867
      @ihateunicorns867 Pƙed rokem +9

      This comment made me laugh out loud.

  • @mrpocketprotector
    @mrpocketprotector Pƙed 2 lety +436

    "I don't think the sun is a sphere I think its ball shaped" can't make this shit up 😂

    • @sovietspy8866
      @sovietspy8866 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      It couldn't possibly be a sphere it wouldn't fit in the earth

    • @Selfpowered
      @Selfpowered Pƙed 2 lety +24

      I think he's saying bowl shaped

    • @mizzmt616
      @mizzmt616 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Dude ! exactly when i read this comment he was saying it. Exactly .. I have to get out of here.

    • @sadflix8754
      @sadflix8754 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Lmao when did he say that

    • @Selfpowered
      @Selfpowered Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@sadflix8754 czcams.com/video/WLnSRWaPu3I/video.html

  • @asmr_pirate
    @asmr_pirate Pƙed rokem +207

    I'm not even this confident about things I'm correct about. He is so confidently incorrect, it's impressive.

    • @dkelly26666
      @dkelly26666 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +3

      Well, he's delusional, so....

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 Pƙed 18 dny

      That's how you can tell he's an actual scientist.

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 Pƙed 11 dny +1

      ​@bigol9223 what are you trying to imply? That scientists are wrong? Do you by any chance believe this video?

    • @Skiddull
      @Skiddull Pƙed 5 dny

      @@Dannymart_88445 I mean, scientists definitely can be wrong.

  • @DarkImplement
    @DarkImplement Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +45

    Welome to the real word gets me every time

  • @EyeMixMusic
    @EyeMixMusic Pƙed 2 lety +768

    If someone spells welcome to the real world as "welome to the real word", I already know their theory about a concave earth is well worth hearing.

    • @bradmicheallyerla3134
      @bradmicheallyerla3134 Pƙed rokem +10

      I think he means WORD of God.. Biblically based

    • @tweetypie8706
      @tweetypie8706 Pƙed rokem +3

      This reminds me of some thing called yet crazy advanced type of Dyson sphere

    • @bottle4
      @bottle4 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +5

      ​@@bradmicheallyerla3134the original video he had an annotation to add in the missing letter for either 'welcome' or 'world'. Can't quite remember which, he missed the other though lol

    • @bill16126
      @bill16126 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +15

      Bro. Everyone knows that as light passes through the glass ceiling in the sky it refracts on any object with the same curvature and bounces off at perfect 90° angles making it invisible. That's why you can't see the "c".

    • @troy8613
      @troy8613 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

      @@tweetypie8706 Although I disagree with his theory I like your thinking!!

  • @NokoFace
    @NokoFace Pƙed 2 lety +649

    I'm conflicted.
    On one hand, this is really relaxing.
    On the other hand, this person is insane.

    • @pabcakeh
      @pabcakeh Pƙed 2 lety +16

      hes also dead now

    • @nicholasadams2374
      @nicholasadams2374 Pƙed rokem +23

      Not to mention he's got both Lord, and Christ in his name!! That's ambitious. LMFAO

    • @kaylaread8048
      @kaylaread8048 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +23

      Listen 
 but don’t really listen. You know what I mean?

    • @flouserschird
      @flouserschird Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +8

      @@pabcakehno he’s not. He’s still uploading video to this day.

    • @atman8519
      @atman8519 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      He didn't invent it. It is from rectilineator experimetn 1897 year. And other myths about central sun.

  • @jordandewall2407
    @jordandewall2407 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +100

    This is like if Jeff goldblums character in Jurassic Park was an astrophysicist instead of chaos theorist

  • @Xyz-cv1td
    @Xyz-cv1td Pƙed rokem +56

    He makes flat earthers look rational

  • @MrAppleOrchard
    @MrAppleOrchard Pƙed 2 lety +1975

    I like how this guy knows real science like red shift and atmospheric distortion, he just chooses to not believe it haha. Great asmr

    • @mikegreiner5711
      @mikegreiner5711 Pƙed 2 lety +33

      thought you had a picture of tyler1 as your pfp till li looked closer

    • @joanhaw
      @joanhaw Pƙed 2 lety +8

      LMFAO right?

    • @serbsi2922
      @serbsi2922 Pƙed 2 lety +206

      "Incomplete knowledge is often more dangerous than complete ignorance" - some smart person probably

    • @Dielonthug
      @Dielonthug Pƙed 2 lety +5

      COMPLETE BOLLOCKS lol

    • @grizzlybear1322
      @grizzlybear1322 Pƙed 2 lety +22

      Or maybe he knows things we dont

  • @damvid21
    @damvid21 Pƙed 2 lety +1062

    How the heck was he able to spell "sonoluminescence" but not "welcome"?! Or world!

    • @the1ntr0vert87
      @the1ntr0vert87 Pƙed 2 lety +25

      👁👄👁

    • @username8969
      @username8969 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Lmaooo

    • @purelysmetalnightcore
      @purelysmetalnightcore Pƙed 2 lety +21

      @@pevy_sue The Bible never says the Earth is flat or concave or has a glass dome.

    • @purelysmetalnightcore
      @purelysmetalnightcore Pƙed 2 lety +14

      @@pevy_sue Firmament is just another word for "dome," which is what the sky looks like if you look far out to the horizon. There's no mention of it being made of glass.

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @Lord Steven Christ's Concave Earth to be fair
the book of Job is primarily about Satan and God making a bet on whether Job will curse God or not
not on the firmament, so the poetry of how they describe things isn’t as important to the premise

  • @AlexCBrandon
    @AlexCBrandon Pƙed 24 dny +10

    “Shhh
don’t tell anybody.” (Uploads video to CZcams)

  • @plumlogan
    @plumlogan Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +166

    This is five seconds after you're waking up from a dream, and something incredible is making a lot of sense ... and you're trying to remember it

  • @MatthiasProspero
    @MatthiasProspero Pƙed 2 lety +650

    02:20 "Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work."
    Obviously.

    • @madardauchiha878
      @madardauchiha878 Pƙed 2 lety +69

      “Shh don’t tell anyone it’s a Secret”

    • @jaminbrown7522
      @jaminbrown7522 Pƙed 2 lety +25

      I believe he's implying that the stars are the result of hydro-audio luminescence. Basically you suspend an air bubble in water, then transmit a frequency high enough and loud enough, and the resulting of the Soundwave slamming into each other withing that tiny bubble reaches a tipping point where it bursts into a brilliant star-like light.

    • @xxohfayfay7611
      @xxohfayfay7611 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@jaminbrown7522 star in a jar? 😊

    • @ernestgrouns8710
      @ernestgrouns8710 Pƙed 2 lety

      A-Level nuttiness for sure.

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I read the "Obviously" in Professor Snape's voice... which made me think - this is even crazier than the Harry Potter universe, and they have talking hats in that.

  • @Screehcile
    @Screehcile Pƙed 2 lety +1586

    he makes me want to get back to writing my comic because apparently literally everything has an audience

    • @putriscool
      @putriscool Pƙed 2 lety +129

      always remember that even if your comic sucks, there will be SOMEONE out there who either ironically or unironically loves it

    • @kingsizedmidget7294
      @kingsizedmidget7294 Pƙed 2 lety +33

      Do it! I believe in you!

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Pƙed 2 lety +32

      Just make it about glass and the true model of the universe

    • @whatzittooyah
      @whatzittooyah Pƙed 2 lety +12

      I’d read it.

    • @Greystorm1619
      @Greystorm1619 Pƙed 2 lety +31

      I love how the asmr community always puts a positive spin on things. We can turn crazy conspiracy theory videos into calming and inspirational content 😂

  • @Pvpro91
    @Pvpro91 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +20

    This is the most relaxing psychological break I’ve ever heard

  • @Snotlingfondler
    @Snotlingfondler Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +17

    He doesn't know if there are other earth's but all the other stuff he said he's really confident on.

  • @83RBurke
    @83RBurke Pƙed 2 lety +249

    I’m going to start using the excuse ‘due to glass’. “Sorry for appearing to punch in late, but Im not late
it’s a false perception, im actually early
.due to glass”

    • @elcesarjosue1364
      @elcesarjosue1364 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      I'm beautyful... due to glass

    • @Emdooey
      @Emdooey Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Sorry the coffee’s weak and bitter this morning
it’s due to glass.

    • @ernestgrouns8710
      @ernestgrouns8710 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Sorry bro, I was above the glass, in a raft, and it was definitely not due to glass!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

    • @NP.1416
      @NP.1416 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@elcesarjosue1364 you actually also have perfect grammar

      
due to glass.

    • @benny7493
      @benny7493 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@elcesarjosue1364 eh... let's not get ahead of ourselves here

  • @KanjoNights
    @KanjoNights Pƙed rokem +455

    This first clip is high octane insanity, but without a doubt one of best examples of unintentional ASMR ever recorded. Everything after around the 9 minute mark is way too loud for me, but clip #1 will forever be a trusted go-to.

    • @Acey_WoW
      @Acey_WoW Pƙed rokem +9

      You can turn your volume down...

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 Pƙed rokem +18

      Steven’s channel was erased due to “CZcams's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten.” Since he’s dead, it will probably never be restored
      .

    • @ZPSBestProfileName
      @ZPSBestProfileName Pƙed rokem +5

      @@electrictroy2010 What's the story behind his death?

    • @MarlenaMarley87
      @MarlenaMarley87 Pƙed rokem +21

      @@Acey_WoW yes, we absolutely can. However, when the initial portion of the video is at a much lower volume, and in such a sleep-inducing whisper, and for a long enough duration to where I’m juuuuuust on the cusp of sleep,

 it’s quite jarring.

    • @Acey_WoW
      @Acey_WoW Pƙed rokem

      @@MarlenaMarley87 you're hot

  • @miguelrodfher
    @miguelrodfher Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +37

    Came here for the relaxation
..stayed for the comments

  • @jeevesosiris
    @jeevesosiris Pƙed rokem +11

    I love how that random tattoo suddenly comes into it for no reason

    • @ligmayeye186
      @ligmayeye186 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +3

      Hes expanding the lore 😂

  • @LegitimateBusinessPerson
    @LegitimateBusinessPerson Pƙed 2 lety +1103

    honestly this conspiracy stuff is top tier asmr

    • @clapdrix72
      @clapdrix72 Pƙed 2 lety +42

      I know, it's such a shame

    • @Anwelei
      @Anwelei Pƙed 2 lety +6

      It really is

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@clapdrix72 why is it a shame

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      @@clapdrix72 you’re a conspiracy, Greg.

    • @antonchigurh8102
      @antonchigurh8102 Pƙed 2 lety +36

      @@lockandloadlikehell because the people who are really into these things are simple, overconfident and lacking in tools to make sense of events around them that they do not understand.

  • @NorthOfEarthAlex
    @NorthOfEarthAlex Pƙed 2 lety +1296

    I'm not sure if this man really believes this, but I LOVE the worldbuilding of it. I want to play a fantasy game like this and sail a sailboat inside the concave Earth.

    • @minilunch7861
      @minilunch7861 Pƙed 2 lety +61

      yesss, i love drawing fantasy maps and im rn trying to figure out how you would project this cand om world on a map so i can draw it

    • @dino4812
      @dino4812 Pƙed rokem +65

      i was thinking how cool it would be to have a game to reactivate the triangular prism in the center to save a fictional earth based on this

    • @lucifervalentine275
      @lucifervalentine275 Pƙed rokem +26

      @@dino4812 damn u creative. Would be called "Light the heavens"

    • @dxrk_lodges9902
      @dxrk_lodges9902 Pƙed rokem +3

      I totally agree

    • @BriarLeaf00
      @BriarLeaf00 Pƙed rokem +16

      Honestly the 16th century Bavarian scientist/cosmologist Theodophilus Karmaan would be ashamed his great works were being sullied by this man. The Karmaan line literally proves the shape of the earth, and its definitely not concave. It's toroidal which Dr Karmaan all those years back proved.

  • @ETHANzF
    @ETHANzF Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +15

    Shouldn't the thumbnail say "sleepiest voice IN earth" ;)

  • @wilsmiff3041
    @wilsmiff3041 Pƙed rokem +13

    36:10 - Tektites are small, pebble-like glassy objects of Earth material that have been melted by meteorite impact, splashed up into our atmosphere, and fallen to Earth again under gravity. They often acquire aerodynamic shapes when they partially melt on their return journey.
    This is interesting, because he actually gave a (relatively) understanding explanation of that definition.

  • @CapnJigglypuff
    @CapnJigglypuff Pƙed 2 lety +519

    "It has to do with the glass refracting. Due to glass."
    Give this man a professorship and a 200-level physics course.

    • @Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA
      @Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Tenure, absolutely. đŸ€Ł

    • @Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA
      @Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA Pƙed 2 lety +11

      I've been pissing myself for 10 minutes re reading this lol

    • @younghirsch
      @younghirsch Pƙed rokem +8

      "The floor is made out of floor"

    • @lucifervalentine275
      @lucifervalentine275 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@Vigilant_Patriot_Media_LSA Yes and i've first read it then when I heard him say that sentence I started rolling and now, after a couple hours, i'm giggling myself again.

    • @TJ45223
      @TJ45223 Pƙed rokem

      Firmament

  • @im_based3597
    @im_based3597 Pƙed 2 lety +70

    “Shhh dont tell anyone” as he posts it to the internet

    • @Lightblue2222
      @Lightblue2222 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Not sure when this video was first made, but there was a short time where he didn't allow his followers to talk about him or anything he said. The group was private, at least one person mighta even been kicked out for disobeying him by spreading his word. It was being looked at as privileged information only for who he thought was worthy. He became tired of trying to teach people and decided to stop communication with anyone but us. Idk maybe to bring back the mystery.
      But sometime after he was hit by a vehicle and ended up in the hospital for a while. When he became concious again he decided to lift the silence and said we could now all start spreading the word again.
      True story ;)
      Can't make this stuff up.

  • @mog_ninja88
    @mog_ninja88 Pƙed 28 dny +3

    The most intensively creative nonsense I've heard in a long time. Very very relaxing, my brain just completely shuts down while listening to it as a defense mechanism. 10/10 👌

  • @theobnoxiousgamer9624
    @theobnoxiousgamer9624 Pƙed 5 dny +4

    Not getting flat earth vibes, I’m getting hollow earth vibes.

  • @JL-jb6qm
    @JL-jb6qm Pƙed 2 lety +673

    I don’t know whether it’s tingles I’m feeling or my brain cells dying off one by one


    • @BriarLeaf00
      @BriarLeaf00 Pƙed 2 lety +56

      Its simply the field lines between the poles interfering with your connection to the firmament and the glass dome and waters above. I mean, this is pretty basic stuff.

    • @jemusandran1575
      @jemusandran1575 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@BriarLeaf00 xD

    • @wesleyclark5441
      @wesleyclark5441 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      LMFAO 😂

    • @JL-jb6qm
      @JL-jb6qm Pƙed rokem +1

      @@BriarLeaf00 you know, you’re probably right

    • @Henryzword
      @Henryzword Pƙed rokem +1

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @nerdsquid9951
    @nerdsquid9951 Pƙed 2 lety +902

    Ignoring the sheer insanity of it all, this would be a really interesting sci-fi concept

    • @fastlane1736
      @fastlane1736 Pƙed 2 lety +51

      Pretty sure some fantasy novels have used similar ideas. From a sci fi angle, it sounds like a really screwed up Dyson sphere.

    • @asmr9420
      @asmr9420 Pƙed 2 lety +62

      I thought the same! "Stop drawing and start writing man, this is some dope worldbuilding you're doing".

    • @Xander081987
      @Xander081987 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Truth is stranger than fiction my dude. You're living this reality, and believing heliocentric sci fi.

    • @Xander081987
      @Xander081987 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@robertpaulson4960 Yea, Plato was totally wrong, and so wasn't Hitler. Oh wait.... who started nasa again?

    • @James-hd5lu
      @James-hd5lu Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Exactly what I was thinking! I'd totally read a book or something with a world like this.

  • @Falcrist
    @Falcrist Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +10

    This guy sounds like he's about to write a computer operating system from scratch.

  • @EnjoyingS0up
    @EnjoyingS0up Pƙed rokem +11

    i love how this guys reasoning for all this is just 'coz it is' lmao

  • @zower111619
    @zower111619 Pƙed 2 lety +270

    I love how he believes scientists are correct in how far across the earth is but doesnt trust them about it not being concave

    • @mizzmt616
      @mizzmt616 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I believe scientists say the earth is 8000 miles wide

    • @tweetypie8706
      @tweetypie8706 Pƙed rokem +1

      So is he saying earth is what's called a Dyson sphere?

    • @rienneant7607
      @rienneant7607 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +4

      @@tweetypie8706 Basically yes, from what I gather. How does he explain the disappearance of the giant glass fragments (or the white-hot molten glass) that should be falling on us everytime a satellite is put in orbit or a probe is sent to the moon or the outer/inner space, I wonder.

    • @Jason-fp7vi
      @Jason-fp7vi Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      ​@@rienneant7607his reasoning went more off the rails as he went on. He actually had a cult of followers on his Facebook group that believed he was the messiah, many got the tattoo seal of the beast he thing he shows in this video.
      Anyway, the group got the funds and materials together to do their rectilineator experiment at a beach. Unfortunately the experiment revealed the earth is convex. They had a tough time grappling with this, and as if his reasoning was not already insane, it just got weirder. He started to stray from the concave earth obsession and more towards new world order, ends of the earth stuff, with him being the messiah to save his followers from the apocalypse as long as they had the seal tattoo
      He was in and out of jail for a bit. Last I knew he was in a penitentiary in Florida, some people have heard he passed away while imprisoned but I haven't seen the proof

    • @Jason-fp7vi
      @Jason-fp7vi Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +2

      It's quite unfortunate because he was definitely smart. He has knowledge of some real astronomy and optical phenomena, late in this video he basically describes milankovitch cycles with sound reasoning. It's sad that the delusions, and I also suspect his hard drug use, made him go so off the rails. He was clearly quite intelligent beneath the mental illness

  • @maybeilift4213
    @maybeilift4213 Pƙed 2 lety +281

    Falling asleep to this:😌
    Realizing you retained what you heard the next day: 👁👄👁

    • @amir3515
      @amir3515 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      welcome to real reality fellow human

    • @missinterpretation4984
      @missinterpretation4984 Pƙed rokem +11

      Ok so that’s my fear. If I fall asleep to it, I’ll believe it. Oh well, here we go.

  • @CrStrifey
    @CrStrifey Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +9

    Flat earthers don't got shit on this guy

  • @onlyhuman806
    @onlyhuman806 Pƙed rokem +35

    I remember finding this video years and years ago before I even knew what asmr was and it giving me tons of tingles, and then wasn’t able to find it again until now. Very glad it’s been brought back and we get to experience all the tingles, even if everything he’s saying is nonsense 😂

  • @markbransford528
    @markbransford528 Pƙed 2 lety +296

    This guy got a dose of good acid like the shit we used to get in the 60s

    • @dunwoodie27
      @dunwoodie27 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Trip awaaaaaaayyyyy đŸ˜‚đŸ™‹đŸœâ€â™€ïž

    • @gjigaqaquj
      @gjigaqaquj Pƙed 2 lety +11

      He's been perma high since the 60s LOL

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      LSC. He’s almost there

    • @who_cares848
      @who_cares848 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      You can still get it, sort of. I tried real LSD in the 90s and I've tried the research chemical called 1P-LSD and it's pretty much indistinguishable. It's much closer to real acid than NBOMe or DOB and all the other shit that more commonly gets put on blotters these days....

    • @bradleypaulus2926
      @bradleypaulus2926 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +1

      Love your hilarious comment!

  • @adamthorne7899
    @adamthorne7899 Pƙed rokem +54

    That escalated quickly from "astronomy is backwards" to "we need to impose martial law, cattle people, and mark them with this special tattoo" đŸ˜ŹđŸ€Ł

    • @soxs9527
      @soxs9527 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +8

      And for rest of the clips he never goes back into further detail on that

    • @pb4ugo08
      @pb4ugo08 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      @@soxs9527rapture implications. Mark of the beast. The sad fact about a lot of these comments, they call this man insane but they themselves believe their own brand of it too. How many Americans believe in the mark of the beast and rapture? Yup, you are all crazy to me.

    • @default_liver1641
      @default_liver1641 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +7

      i thought most of it was strange but when he said this and showed the tattoo, i immediately thought of the scriptures that warn of false profits and being marked with the mark of the beast. thats what seems so ironic to me, that he uses scripture as a cited source but is falling into that category of a false prophet 😂 i mean his name is Steven Christ like come on 😂

  • @johnthenapkin
    @johnthenapkin Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +8

    Title reads "Welome to the real word" 😂😂

  • @BassByTheBay
    @BassByTheBay Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +6

    I want to see a debate between flat-Earthers and concave-Earthers.

    • @hagdore
      @hagdore Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +2

      Moderated by Q-ANON

  • @garrettkato
    @garrettkato Pƙed 2 lety +793

    Imagine if this guy is 100% right. Even the spelling of welcome and world. We are witnessing the greatest discovery of mankind.

    • @thezoo716
      @thezoo716 Pƙed 2 lety +113

      omg i didn't even notice the misspelling hahaha

    • @ricobonimusic
      @ricobonimusic Pƙed 2 lety +24

      I have an old book from 1960 written by a physician and mathematician, prof. Paolo Emilio Amico Roxas. A Real brick of a book. And that is exactely what he talks about in the book. Funny isn't it? :)

    • @american_cosmic
      @american_cosmic Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@thezoo716 holy fuck.

    • @crowmechai267
      @crowmechai267 Pƙed 2 lety +58

      Welome to the real word

    • @GabrielS94
      @GabrielS94 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@ricobonimusic yes, flat earth society has been around for a long time and they also have many books. There’s audience for everything.

  • @xxohfayfay7611
    @xxohfayfay7611 Pƙed 2 lety +437

    I have never had tingles like this. My brain is melting in my skull.

    • @anemoia2661
      @anemoia2661 Pƙed 2 lety +40

      That's the truth you can feel entering you! That's your third eye beginning to open and see reality for the first time!

    • @xxohfayfay7611
      @xxohfayfay7611 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@anemoia2661 oh I have a very clear understanding of our reality. His secrets are no secret to me 😄

    • @xxohfayfay7611
      @xxohfayfay7611 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @madtwitchy đŸ€«đŸ€­

    • @richardjuarez3940
      @richardjuarez3940 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      He has other videos as well the voice is crazy good for asmr

    • @Emdooey
      @Emdooey Pƙed 2 lety +21

      A melting brain is the first step to accepting this. Be careful.

  • @sergiochavez722
    @sergiochavez722 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +4

    I distinctly remember getting tingles when I was a kid and heard certain people's voices I would feel something in my throat, like their voice resonating in my own voicebox. Hard to explain but it was such a great feeling. I get that from this voice.

  • @ungrxceful7903
    @ungrxceful7903 Pƙed rokem +37

    crush: “you must be crazy if you think we’re fu**king “
    Me:

    • @shpooko
      @shpooko Pƙed rokem

      😂😂

    • @Sandoz2
      @Sandoz2 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

      😂 “shhhh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!”

  • @angelaDPT
    @angelaDPT Pƙed 2 lety +637

    I’m afraid that if I fall asleep listening to this I’ll wake up brainwashed into believing this madness.

    • @debshreebasu8137
      @debshreebasu8137 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @emilypaller4933
      @emilypaller4933 Pƙed 2 lety +24

      I thought the exact thing tbh. I ended up not caring because it’s scratching my ASMR itch- I’ll admit I thought about it a few times during the day 😂

    • @dnb3810
      @dnb3810 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@emilypaller4933 please just remember that this is a pleasant fantasy and has no correlation to the physical nature of earth, the solar system, or space whatsoever.

    • @dnb3810
      @dnb3810 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      One of the great experiential things about the human mind, that we all possess, is that we can conceive of nearly endless brilliant fantasies. Delectable and fascinating, yet not evidence of alternative physics. No less intriguing, yet we must retain that ability to discern, and on some level, critique.

    • @neezynoryu2003
      @neezynoryu2003 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@dnb3810 i have no idea what any of that meant but hell yeah man

  • @jackknapierr
    @jackknapierr Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +7

    better than any Hollywood movie plot nowadays

  • @Tony-cm8lg
    @Tony-cm8lg Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +13

    I know a lot of people are making fun/joking about how crazy this stuff sounds but you have to have some level of intelligence and creativity to piece together this whole complex and convoluted explanation of the universe. I really do think it’s impressive, not many people can go to this level of detail

    • @kuroiphox989
      @kuroiphox989 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +1

      He was admitted due to his mental health and died while getting help. It's not a joke, the guy was genuinely, mentally unwell.
      The guy even believed he was the second coming of Christ. Hence why his name is Lord Steven Christ.

  • @SeanB-wi5yh
    @SeanB-wi5yh Pƙed 2 lety +37

    0:13 "Shhh dont tell anybody"
    Me: Dont worry pal. Aside from all the other 563k people that know, my lips are sealed

  • @KidSillyFresh
    @KidSillyFresh Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +6

    This is what you get when you're all by yourself on a Friday night and decide to pop a handful of Adderall.

  • @BigNasty21
    @BigNasty21 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +5

    Imagine the government comes out and says this guy is right đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @amarug
    @amarug Pƙed 2 lety +547

    I have a PhD in engineering and I can confirm this is exactly how it works.

    • @BigRedGamer1
      @BigRedGamer1 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      Wondering when someone was going to say this lol

    • @sourmoon5134
      @sourmoon5134 Pƙed 2 lety +32

      I have a PhD in stupidity and I follow one with you :D

    • @ziepex7009
      @ziepex7009 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@sourmoon5134 lol

    • @carpenter155
      @carpenter155 Pƙed 2 lety +25

      In my experience as a construction laborer I have learned to take the word of an engineer with a grain of salt.

    • @GabrielS94
      @GabrielS94 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Was that after or before you took LSD?

  • @garrettayres5948
    @garrettayres5948 Pƙed 2 lety +85

    This is honestly one of the best asmr videos of all time. People in the comments are taking it too seriously. Obviously its not true, but it’s interesting and relaxing to listen to. I’ll be listening to this for a long time.

    • @allisonday893
      @allisonday893 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      I’m finding most of the comments hilarious. This guys bonkers but his asmr is 100%

    • @FrogWalrus
      @FrogWalrus Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@allisonday893 you sure he’s bonkers? Maybe it’s just an elaborate joke.

    • @sadflix8754
      @sadflix8754 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@FrogWalrus it’s an actual conspiracy so either he’s insane and taking trolling too far getting to a cult, or extremely insane and actually believes it

    • @sepez
      @sepez Pƙed 2 lety

      @@FrogWalrus no he believes it

    • @mikec7256
      @mikec7256 Pƙed 2 lety

      Why do you say "Obviously it's not true?" We have been conned by science for the past 2 years, Why us it difficult to think they have been lying to us for decades? He's backing everything up with God's word, even taking you to specific Bible verses as reference. Unless you do not believe in God's word then that's a whole different problem. If you believe in God nothing is impossible. The Devil deceives every chance he gets and if he can use science to try and disprove God he will. I mean a lie soon becomes truth to the liar if it is spoken repeatedly, why not teach the lie to everyone until they believe the lie to be truth and continue teaching it until the erase God completely? Haven't the been trying to get rid of God by replacing him with science? It's not a secret. You mention Jesus and you're labeled a crazy person, but if you believe a man can have a baby there's nothing wrong with that because now men can have babies. So pay attention to this guy and go back and read your Bible and get right with God. Jesus did come and die for our sins and he did rise from the dead 3 days later. He is Lord and Savior.

  • @Dystisis
    @Dystisis Pƙed 12 dny +2

    He doesn't think the world is flat. On the contrary, he thinks that we're inside it rather than on its surface. Cool concept.

  • @ZZ-me4yg
    @ZZ-me4yg Pƙed měsĂ­cem +3

    It’s depressing as an astrophysicist Im watching this to sleep because academia suck and I have insomnia

    • @Ambers3rdFupaRoll
      @Ambers3rdFupaRoll Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      Dont feel depressed im here too and in the same boat.

    • @ZZ-me4yg
      @ZZ-me4yg Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      @@Ambers3rdFupaRoll what subject are you working on? My work is generally related with exoplanets

  • @islandnewsadvertiser5161
    @islandnewsadvertiser5161 Pƙed 2 lety +281

    Haven't heard such brilliant natural ASMR in years, even if totally bonkers !

    • @BigUnit270
      @BigUnit270 Pƙed 2 lety +21

      I watched this when it had 300 views as ASMR on his channel. People in the comments there believe this shit!

    • @Rob_2002_NCAA_Champion
      @Rob_2002_NCAA_Champion Pƙed 2 lety

      @@BigUnit270 no you didn’t, quit trying to feel like a trend setter

    • @BabsChannel
      @BabsChannel Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Bonkers makes it better.

    • @_byzzer3228
      @_byzzer3228 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      @@Rob_2002_NCAA_Champion Why is it not possible that one of 300 or so people would come back and comment that? Lol It’s not exactly a big flex so it’s not hard to believe.

  • @MichaEl-hl7pp
    @MichaEl-hl7pp Pƙed 2 lety +64

    I honestly don’t know where to begin. This is legendary. I like how you can tell in the second video and on he’s about to go on a rant and it’s edited out or he stops himself, or the fact that this dude could actually have a decent job as an illustrator because honestly he’s pretty good at basic design even something people who’ve done illustration art their entire lives struggle with, or man idk this is just great

    • @carleenmessina5022
      @carleenmessina5022 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      (

    • @sadflix8754
      @sadflix8754 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      His design and theory reminded me of the halo rings, lol

    • @SleepyTimeTuber
      @SleepyTimeTuber Pƙed rokem +6

      @@sadflix8754 yeah, his theory kind of neglects that if this was correct you would be able to see the earth curving upwards for miles.

    • @cheesycool
      @cheesycool Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

      it is legendary. also he was a professional artist, you should see all the 3d renderings he out together. his body of work was incredible and the people mocking him here are the real fools. there are still some channels here that have his work in compilations and small clips. it’s not a joke.

  • @Aholescence
    @Aholescence Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +4

    Science, the most sophisticated once-used-to-be conspiracy

  • @79Bobola
    @79Bobola Pƙed 17 dny +3

    Anytime CZcams has a context box, you know it’s gonna be good 😂

  • @ISaidForDylan
    @ISaidForDylan Pƙed 2 lety +155

    "WELOME TO THE REAL WORD" - This guy could probably talk for a half hour on what "Welome" and "Real Word" mean.

  • @joaohenriques9750
    @joaohenriques9750 Pƙed 2 lety +149

    Love me some Steven Christ ASMR. Two spelling mistakes in the title alone. How could I not trust everything this scholar says?

    • @wesleyclark5441
      @wesleyclark5441 Pƙed 2 lety

      BINGO! LOL 😂

    • @wesleyclark5441
      @wesleyclark5441 Pƙed 2 lety

      "Steven Christ" DUDE I'M DIEING OF LAUGHTER OVER HERE đŸ€Ł that was perfect

    • @tweetypie8706
      @tweetypie8706 Pƙed rokem

      Look up the meaning of the first spelling mistake......LOME.....apply it to admiralty law.

    • @tweetypie8706
      @tweetypie8706 Pƙed rokem

      2nd point point, look at his drawings, and what is suggested, earth is a boat, a life boat that we all Lome on, and is subject to constant mutiny by evil forces, and the restores itself, through God.

  • @jakez0r529
    @jakez0r529 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +3

    I find this easier to watch if I pretend like he's talking about Minecraft

  • @Kivamusicchannel
    @Kivamusicchannel Pƙed rokem +4

    “Shhh don’t tell anyone. This is a secret.”

  • @stephenv6054
    @stephenv6054 Pƙed 2 lety +52

    Absolutely phenomenal. Did I hear "flesh pod" "melts glass and ice" ?
    I know why you are whispering. The ASMR god is speaking through you. You are the soldier of calm that will fight against the agents of stress. Fight strong sleepy warriors.

    • @Smoneey
      @Smoneey Pƙed rokem +3

      You’re hearing “flush bottom”, actually a lot more reasonable than what you presume

  • @DaReidMcCoy1995
    @DaReidMcCoy1995 Pƙed 2 lety +47

    So you tellin me that if I scream at my waterbottle I can create a star? Bro sick

  • @boopis09
    @boopis09 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +9

    Welome to the real word

  • @user-qz6lk6qz4b
    @user-qz6lk6qz4b Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +5

    bros marbles spilled everywhere but still helpful for sleep

  • @benkopiec4348
    @benkopiec4348 Pƙed 2 lety +27

    Bro believes in halo rings

  • @BMazeing
    @BMazeing Pƙed 2 lety +131

    Everything is relaxed and fine until he starts with
    "deep underground military bases"
    "we've got to impose martial law"
    "we've gotta start cattling people underground"

    • @glswenson
      @glswenson Pƙed 2 lety +28

      Don’t forget the tattoo with his initials!

    • @BMazeing
      @BMazeing Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I missed that

    • @sauron7839
      @sauron7839 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@glswenson Mark of the Beast

    • @user-dj3is2qh2u
      @user-dj3is2qh2u Pƙed 2 lety +8

      That was when the video became based.

    • @Dangerops69
      @Dangerops69 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Yeah, when he started on that, I was like, "oh nooo no no no."

  • @unitywindowdoor2260
    @unitywindowdoor2260 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +4

    "Basically nuclear fusion, but at a very small scale."

  • @COLDMKULTRA
    @COLDMKULTRA Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +14

    "Welome to the real Word" đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
    Extremely Intelligent ... and Extremely Insane ... LOVE IT !!! (lovely voice) ... ... R.I.P Steven ... You were a beautifully insane thing ... may your God rest your soul ❀

    • @shpooko
      @shpooko Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

      He died? Rip

    • @michaelg.8935
      @michaelg.8935 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

      How do you know he died?

    • @slipnotovk
      @slipnotovk Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      ​​@@michaelg.8935 nasa had him taken out. Ssssshhhh

  • @Youssii
    @Youssii Pƙed rokem +105

    Never knew I could be so irritated and so relaxed at the same time.

  • @tallcans1
    @tallcans1 Pƙed 2 lety +181

    He's like a reverse flat earther

    • @the1ntr0vert87
      @the1ntr0vert87 Pƙed 2 lety

      👁👄👁

    • @sethwashington6450
      @sethwashington6450 Pƙed 2 lety

      You mean someone with common sense. We all know the earth is round

    • @kameyeam
      @kameyeam Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@sethwashington6450 but this guy thinks it's concave

    • @stormwulf117
      @stormwulf117 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      I think he took the intro to Game of Thrones a little too seriously.

    • @teddyroosevelt6694
      @teddyroosevelt6694 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@sethwashington6450 nah earth is a donut bro

  • @WhisperAudiosASMR
    @WhisperAudiosASMR Pƙed rokem +7

    What’s worrying is that his account has been terminated for violating CZcams policies
.BUT HIS VOICE IS JUST SO DARN RELAXING!!!

    • @COLDMKULTRA
      @COLDMKULTRA Pƙed rokem +1

      WhisperAudios ASMR ... Exactly So ! 👍👍👍 ... BTW ... Subscribed to your channel!

    • @kevinshepard7796
      @kevinshepard7796 Pƙed rokem +5

      He passed away and his channel was mass flagged.

    • @BrettJorden87
      @BrettJorden87 Pƙed 12 dny

      They probably killed him​@@kevinshepard7796

  • @Master_of_Critique
    @Master_of_Critique Pƙed rokem +3

    “Why are they in water? Cause that’s how stars work.”
    The logic checks out.

  • @rayorbison4699
    @rayorbison4699 Pƙed 2 lety +293

    I encourage anyone watching to go down the "SC Concaved Earth Cult" rabbit hole. You will not be disappointed. The stuff is bonkers. This dude is one of a kind.

    • @codester8434
      @codester8434 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      I was subbed to this guys YT. Not sure what happened to it, best unintentional asmr

    • @rayorbison4699
      @rayorbison4699 Pƙed 2 lety +23

      @@codester8434 He went to jail a while back for threatening to assassinate President Trump on a CZcams video. I believe his channel is now run by his two disciples who have gotten his symbol tattooed on their chest.

    • @aztecawarrior454
      @aztecawarrior454 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      I went balls deep into the LSC void. He's not in jail, but a criminal psychiatric ward indefinitely, unfit to stand trial. And he only has 1 cult follower running the YT channel now.

    • @travisbrabb4109
      @travisbrabb4109 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      Just one, moi. The other one bailed and tried to destroy all the files on Steven's computer. Also threatened me to stop promoting the material. I've had death threats too. People hacking into my stuff. I've done a few livestreams on the channel, just go to the livestreams tab.

    • @rayorbison4699
      @rayorbison4699 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@travisbrabb4109 Have you been condemned to the FEMA camps? Steven, himself, has condemned me multiple times to the FEMA camps over the years. I consider it a rare badge to bear

  • @a.graham_arts7359
    @a.graham_arts7359 Pƙed 2 lety +23

    I clicked on this to help me sleep but now i cant stop laughing and am wide awake lol

  • @alexanderharbon7519
    @alexanderharbon7519 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +6

    Whatever he’s smoking I want some! All jokes aside quite good at drawing quick diagrams 😂

  • @johnpdoevirtualracer
    @johnpdoevirtualracer Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +7

    WELOME TO THE REAL WORD

  • @madardauchiha878
    @madardauchiha878 Pƙed 2 lety +43

    This man tried to explain this to us when he was high
..
    This is when he is sober 9:40

  • @TheCanadianLemur
    @TheCanadianLemur Pƙed 2 lety +32

    "The stars are inside the celestial ocean. Why are they in water? Because that's how stars work. Sonoluminescence."
    Man this guy is crazy as hell but you better believe I'm stealing that shit for my homebrew D&D campaign

    • @aurorian1634
      @aurorian1634 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      If you want to know how they could be in water, look up star in a jar. The light appears from sound resonance.

    • @enterusername4650
      @enterusername4650 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Hey a fellow dm greetings!

  • @tylerham5726
    @tylerham5726 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +6

    Interesting d&d universe we have going on here

  • @forha_
    @forha_ Pƙed měsĂ­cem +4

    It’s funny how he’s using the bible, and looking up all these scriptures, when the bible literally says that the earth is globe shaped

  • @harvenius
    @harvenius Pƙed 2 lety +61

    “I don’t think anything’s outside” lmao, so he can come up with absolutely anything for the inner, but outer, no deal!

    • @the1ntr0vert87
      @the1ntr0vert87 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      👁👄👁

    • @Lightblue2222
      @Lightblue2222 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I like to think theres lots of dirt, then rock, then hot lava.

    • @southbrazosbass244
      @southbrazosbass244 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      shh don't tell anybody

    • @gjigaqaquj
      @gjigaqaquj Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@Lightblue2222 but that would be logical and supported by science lol

    • @triis8643
      @triis8643 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      to be fair, we also don't know whats behind the border of our universe. Still his theory is bs