Fortunate son - Creedence Clearwater Revival (A medieval cover)

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  • čas přidán 5. 06. 2020
  • Looking forward to all the "when the trees start speaking" comments XD
    Original song by @TheOfficialCCR : • Creedence Clearwater R...
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  • @marcusaurelius5202
    @marcusaurelius5202 Před 4 lety +9890

    I'm glad that you did the cover) Congrats my lord. Wish you the smell of greek fire in the morning and the sound of horn in the battle.

    • @the_miracle_aligner
      @the_miracle_aligner  Před 4 lety +401

      Ayyy thank you so much, You are truly the last of the five good emperors, you made this happen ❤

    • @samusordicus
      @samusordicus Před 4 lety +83

      I bow to you sir for this brilliant rendition!
      And for you Sir Aligner... Goes without saying you beautiful sassy soul🌹

    • @isaaceadweard8355
      @isaaceadweard8355 Před 4 lety +17

      Bruh

    • @benjaminwiebe5631
      @benjaminwiebe5631 Před 4 lety +7

      Great work

    • @Mscape7
      @Mscape7 Před 4 lety +2

      Greek Fire wasn't QUITE medieval

  • @beakedmonk3981
    @beakedmonk3981 Před 4 lety +10892

    I swear they play this in *EVERY* movie about the Crusades.

    • @ottovonbismarck7646
      @ottovonbismarck7646 Před 4 lety +312

      @Dr_FishStix I think the OP is speaking blasphemy, brother. We should take immediate action.

    • @Protomanbeawsome
      @Protomanbeawsome Před 4 lety +72

      I hope you are as pleased with yourself as I am with this comment!

    • @bushturkey798
      @bushturkey798 Před 4 lety +144

      Look out lads, we got a jester prince in the court!

    • @mysterE101
      @mysterE101 Před 4 lety +104

      Ye the bard doth play this an every play about the Crusades.

    • @whysguy1929
      @whysguy1929 Před 4 lety +15

      HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA ⚔️⚔️

  • @gromgardenlor
    @gromgardenlor Před 4 lety +5454

    When you are a english pikeman in france 45 years into the 100 year war and the trees start speaking French.

    • @DARKARmexD
      @DARKARmexD Před 4 lety +171

      French bushes: Sacrebleu!!!

    • @johnmedeiros8553
      @johnmedeiros8553 Před 4 lety +1

      😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @Surma187
      @Surma187 Před 4 lety +18

      MONTJOIE SAINT-DENIS ! NAM REX FRANCORUM

    • @SmphnyOfBullets
      @SmphnyOfBullets Před 4 lety +44

      When you’re a French sickleman and the air starts speaking broad head

    • @dimdimbramantyo7666
      @dimdimbramantyo7666 Před 4 lety +19

      When you are too early to invade Indochina

  • @colbyclark7779
    @colbyclark7779 Před 3 lety +2499

    The Pope: We'll be in and out, a quick ten minute adventure
    *Eight Crusades later*

    • @brnhmorrhage
      @brnhmorrhage Před 3 lety +15

      Time for the ol' in out - Alex DeLarge

    • @louissteyn6871
      @louissteyn6871 Před 3 lety +16

      Except in this context the Muslims actually started it

    • @harrisiskandar8356
      @harrisiskandar8356 Před 3 lety +27

      @@louissteyn6871 it was started by the bandits and they used that reason to get beaten again and again for 8 crusade.

    • @whistlingwind4403
      @whistlingwind4403 Před 3 lety +43

      *FEW CENTURIES LATER* :
      Were still fighting in a fucking desert.

    • @TheCornFarmer1989
      @TheCornFarmer1989 Před 3 lety +30

      @@louissteyn6871 If we're gonna be real, the Byzantines started it by asking the Pope for help reconquest lost land.
      Then of course the Crusaders betrayed their agreement to hand over anything they took n created their own crusader states.

  • @spencerbuck1074
    @spencerbuck1074 Před 4 lety +2434

    That helicopter alone makes this worth my three minutes. Whoever drew up that ridiculous thing deserves an award

  • @bolbol2580
    @bolbol2580 Před 4 lety +3374

    When your in the monestary and the water starts speaking Norwegian

    • @diegodeluquev1433
      @diegodeluquev1433 Před 4 lety +156

      When you are patrolling the Northumbria's coastline and the sea starts chanting to Odin

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 Před 4 lety +15

      But the Abbot said no violence in these holy grounds yoo you in big trouble boi

    • @blakedavis2447
      @blakedavis2447 Před 4 lety +10

      ‘‘Tis I the 666th like for I am a cursed soul”

    • @jimmiejohnson4871
      @jimmiejohnson4871 Před 4 lety +1

      Hello NCR trooper

    • @chickenman6308
      @chickenman6308 Před 4 lety +10

      NCR Trooper
      When the Mohave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

  • @SimonLe2704
    @SimonLe2704 Před 4 lety +2188

    Anyone who runs is a French
    Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined French

    • @the_miracle_aligner
      @the_miracle_aligner  Před 4 lety +201

      Ecoute Ici, petit merde 😂😂😂

    • @azzii2101
      @azzii2101 Před 4 lety +59

      damn frogs

    • @jacobkuchavik9367
      @jacobkuchavik9367 Před 4 lety +198

      A man asked of me, "Sire, how canst thou rain arrows upon but women and children?"
      To which I responded thus:
      "'Tis an easy task, one need'th not lead the shot as much."

    • @albanui6354
      @albanui6354 Před 4 lety +48

      Ye are scribes, aye? Thou must write a chronicle about mine own self

    • @augustdenger8231
      @augustdenger8231 Před 4 lety +28

      Michael Hall Forsooth! Why shall we ever conceivably herald a tale of thee?

  • @Reilly-Maresca
    @Reilly-Maresca Před 4 lety +1062

    "Anyone who flees is't a Saracen, anyone who stands still is't a well disciplin'd Saracen"

    • @owenphillips9909
      @owenphillips9909 Před 4 lety +57

      @Napoléon Bonaparte Thou must lead thy arrows less! Are not the Crusades Hell?

    • @mateoguzmansubiria1749
      @mateoguzmansubiria1749 Před 3 lety

      @@owenphillips9909 where's the reference from?

    • @mateoguzmansubiria1749
      @mateoguzmansubiria1749 Před 3 lety

      @JJAMES Thank you. I watched the movie but did not remember the quote

    • @nicholasfriar8612
      @nicholasfriar8612 Před 3 lety +10

      I livs’t in a world of dung

    • @wesleylong113
      @wesleylong113 Před 3 lety +28

      You don the Holy Cross of our Lord upon thine armor, yet thou also have inscribed upon thine helm the phrase "born to taketh life" what trickery be this? Surely a kind of perverted jest?

  • @juliusembile7664
    @juliusembile7664 Před 3 lety +735

    "In Jerusalem, thou sky never rain."
    -Sir Forest Gump

  • @Kurzes_Spiel
    @Kurzes_Spiel Před 4 lety +5691

    When you're crusading in Israel and the palms start speaking arabic.

  • @The105ODST
    @The105ODST Před 4 lety +2415

    I love the smell of Greek Fire in the morning.

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 Před 4 lety +54

    The trees speak Vietnamese
    The dunes speak Arabic
    The fjords speak Norse
    The fire speaks Greek

  • @thesockpuppetguy7626
    @thesockpuppetguy7626 Před 4 lety +369

    Petition to make a crusades film based entirely in finding a way to get this song in it

    • @mace8873
      @mace8873 Před 4 lety +16

      I wholeheartedly second this notion! But, I don't think the project should necessarily be confined to the crusades, this track would do just as well in a movie taking place during the 100 Years War, Wars of the Roses, or any of the other conflicts we were so good at in Europe, back in the days.

    • @rekt_xington9027
      @rekt_xington9027 Před 2 lety +14

      @@mace8873 tbh crusades fit cause it's basically 1100s-1300s vietnam
      (Fighting in a foreign land to stop an Ideology (this time religion) from spreading any further)

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Před 2 lety +6

      also plus it would probably be cool to see crusader knights clash with arabic militants/collations

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 2 lety +7

      And the main character has "BORN TO CRUSADE" and a Catholic Cross painted on his helm.

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 Před rokem +2

      @@Silverwind87
      Should probably have a crescent instead of a cross, since he wanted to suggest something about the duality of man

  • @michaelsayavong2656
    @michaelsayavong2656 Před 4 lety +3148

    Does any one else find it ironic, that medieval music made a comeback during a pandemic?

    • @IAsimov
      @IAsimov Před 4 lety +228

      I keep wondering if this is due to the cultural zeitgeist coming around. Like, we live in an era where CEOs are the new kings with the same economic disparity, the despair of a plague, violent crackdowns on protests, senseless wars being a racket that these new kings profit from while peasants go to war with nothing but a spear, and the realization that there is STILL the same distance between a Lord and a peasant, in the form of a 1%er and an "essential" worker.
      The middle ages fascinate me enormously. I read whole books on the subject, and saw the resemblance to our societies around 2014. I think it's people feeling that, during the many crises we have gone through this year alone, that things haven't really changed from the medieval era.

    • @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
      @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler Před 4 lety +20

      You mean, coincidence?

    • @heyyou7881
      @heyyou7881 Před 4 lety +90

      @@IAsimov I think that comparing capitalism to feudalism is like comparing a father to its son, capitalism is the son of feudalism. They have many things alike but they have different things too. Some of the differences I have in mind are these: Unlike feudalism, capitalism can be transformed and control its inequality. From 1945 to 1980, inequality in the US was not a problem.At that time taxes to the super rich were around 70% today it is like 21%. 2nd, No one has power like the king, CEOs have lots of money but they dont have power like a king. 3rd difference, capitalism after each crisis gets stronger. Feudalism collapsed in the late middle ages due to the black plague, the crusades, fall of constatinople etc... (So every crisis weakend feudalism) Capitalism faced crisis in 1914-1945 were it faced two worle wars, a pandemic, a depression etc.. But capitalism just came out stronger after it. So I dont think we see the middle ages and peasants like our equals, but as our fathers.

    • @IAsimov
      @IAsimov Před 4 lety +33

      @@heyyou7881 On one hand, I think it still counts because any system can end up corrupted in time, no matter how pure the intentions are. A father and a son are two different people, but some traits will remain the same. Not just military and police count as hard power, but money does, too. Once a person or organization becomes so rich they can buy politicians, any premise of representation goes out the window, and they can even pollute governments to collapse. Laissez-faire form Capitalism IS a big problem, especially when considering the concept of Tragedy of the Commons as well.
      And hell, the problem may not even be that the CEO is too powerful, but that he buys people in government to become even richer. The East India Trading Company had an empire, indeed, but an empire that had to be kept afloat by the British Empire, pulling it downwards. They played a part in causing the debt that would be known as the South Sea Bubble.
      On the other, I believe you are correct on the fact that Capitalism *can* be fixed (I'd argue that it *needs* to be fixed to end societal and climate unrest peacefully). Adam Smith noted in his book The Wealth of Nations that a market that not only has fair "referees", so to speak, but that also breaks up monopolies, turns even more prosperous than economies where it still allowed some people to keep their power unopposed. And hell, the actual benefit of capitalism is because people, if they know *anyone* has a pretty good shot to a good or even better life, they'll work hard.
      Again, Adam Smith notes just as much when he compares the worker that sees a lot of money coming his way during hard competition, because bloody hell he feels rewarded and wants that anime figurine more than anything; compared to the poor man that starves, knows he'll just be paid pittances, and barely bothers at all because he knows things won't change. I think the biggest boom post-great depression happened because FDR realized, just as well, that he needed to fix things if his country was to survive.
      With all of this said, I do not know if this is another rebirth of capitalism or its death. But the similarities are still there, and people are not happy about it. The goddamn year is going through so many crises so fast, people are realizing that things have to change NOW.
      Off-topic, it always makes me happy to talk about history! You did bring up some really good points to think about. Feudalism lasted from the 8th century, suffered the Black Death in 1350, and faced the Peasants' Revolt in 1381 which heralded the end of feudalism. It may be a bit early to call it, but at the very least, I am seeing things start to change, little by little.
      They're realizing having a heavily armed upper-class is a stupid thing to have, though they could have learned that from the middle ages and the collapse of the Roman Empire...

    • @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
      @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 Před 4 lety +19

      IAsimov Well all people should be armed. When a government takes away arms from the people that is when the true oppression begins. Thank God the rioters are the same fools who think guns are bad though.

  • @19peter96
    @19peter96 Před 4 lety +916

    This is what the Mongols heard when they invaded Vietnam in the Middle Ages.

  • @angrypredator2704
    @angrypredator2704 Před 3 lety +143

    “Do not progress, or I shall render thee a war thou canst believe” - Sir Johnathan Rambo

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders Před 3 lety +119

    "Yeoman Pyle what the hell are you doing in my outhouse!"
    "It is my duty to inform you that Yeoman Pyle has a loaded crossbow, sir!"

    • @Lekirius
      @Lekirius Před 5 měsíci +9

      Full Iron Gambeson

    • @joshuabessire9169
      @joshuabessire9169 Před 2 měsíci +5

      "Whatest thou major malfunction? Didenst thou mother sucor thouest as a babe?"

  • @SudsyMedusa53
    @SudsyMedusa53 Před 4 lety +956

    When you're a seventeen-year-old and your liege lord sends you to die as a crossbowman in someone else's war.

    • @andreasballe7470
      @andreasballe7470 Před 4 lety +45

      tisnt me, tisnt me, i aint no baron's kin, nay, tisnt me, tisnt me, fortunate i aint been, nay.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před rokem +3

      You be fortunate as a crossbowman. In contrast to popular believe, professional crossbowmen are elite troops, in Italy and Iberia, they received the same pay as knight. As long as you aren't one of the frontline fodder you be fine. Unless you are the a Genoese fighting for the French....

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 Před 11 měsíci +1

      A most Nobel way to die, truly

  • @kaiju2296
    @kaiju2296 Před 4 lety +2448

    When you ride atop a great scale’d beast reigning hellfire upon foreign serfs. Aaaah, I doth lovest the smell of drakefire upon tht morn air.

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin Před 4 lety +156

    When you're besieging Vienna at the behest of the sultan and the flock of birds on the horizon start speaking Polish:

  • @longyu9336
    @longyu9336 Před 3 lety +14

    "We do live in a monarchy."
    ~The Jester

  • @cmil432a
    @cmil432a Před 4 lety +494

    only 70’s kin shall remember, 1370’s kin

    • @twiggs4983
      @twiggs4983 Před 4 lety +2

      @@goop-pe7kn honestly 70's still works as the Vietnam war ended in 1975 if I remember

  • @VinceValentine
    @VinceValentine Před 4 lety +2502

    Lord Kilgore: Doth thou smell that? 'tis greek fire, lad. Nary a thing on God's earth smells like it. Verily, I love the odour of greek fire on the morrow. Reeks of... triumph.

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN Před 4 lety +35

      Nice, but I think victory was a word back then though.

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine Před 3 lety +30

      @@JBGARINGAN Oh I know, I just wanted to change it up a bit.

    • @rakusin
      @rakusin Před 3 lety +16

      I love the smell of greek fire in the morning... It smells like victory.

    • @Kim-sy9mw
      @Kim-sy9mw Před 3 lety +8

      the horror

    • @ericbonofacio4695
      @ericbonofacio4695 Před 3 lety +16

      Some dayeth tis, crusade shall end

  • @Liberty-or-Death-1776
    @Liberty-or-Death-1776 Před 4 lety +438

    "One day it didst rain with nary a reprieve until the moon shone full thrice. We had seen all manner of rains. There being drops that doth bite thy skin, corpulent drops, water that fleweth as if 'twer launched by drawn bow, and some that rose from underfoot. Verily, even the dark of night could not conceal us from the flood."
    ~Sir Gump of the Forrest on Crusade in the Orient, 1068 Anno Domini.

    • @randomstuff4631
      @randomstuff4631 Před 3 lety +41

      My mother always sayeth life is like a vessel of chocolates. Thou never know what you ist going to recieve.

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine Před 3 lety +31

      @@randomstuff4631 Chocolate came from the new world in the 1600s. It would be honeycakes or something.

    • @randomstuff4631
      @randomstuff4631 Před 3 lety +4

      @@VinceValentine Good point there

    • @plasmawolf7960
      @plasmawolf7960 Před 3 lety +13

      Some creature hath biteth mine leg

    • @juliusembile7664
      @juliusembile7664 Před 3 lety +14

      "Like thy ancestors who perished in e'ry single crusade... Tis thy destiny..."
      -Sir Dang

  • @killdozerjr
    @killdozerjr Před 3 lety +37

    >admiring a tapestry about the crusades
    >tisn’t me starts playing

  • @Yapmanpac
    @Yapmanpac Před 4 lety +805

    When you're a Spanish merchant and the Mongols start flinging their own corpses across the walls

  • @theaquaticadventurer5602
    @theaquaticadventurer5602 Před 4 lety +1129

    When your brethren shoutith "They reside in thy tall shrubbery."

  • @shit_beat3868
    @shit_beat3868 Před 3 lety +84

    When the spanish's kingdoms are unificated:
    Aztecs and africans:

    • @ericbonofacio4695
      @ericbonofacio4695 Před 3 lety +1

      Dues volt!

    • @DejectedJester
      @DejectedJester Před 3 lety

      I guess Eric didn’t pay his electric bill on time since he’s got *dues* for his *volts*;)
      I’ll see myself out

    • @hotwingdaddy6066
      @hotwingdaddy6066 Před 3 lety +6

      Fun fact the French had their first 'Vietnam' like experience 150 years earlier when the French seized control over the Iberian peninsula. As it turns out, you can't just force the Spanish king to abdicate his throne to your brother and expect everything to go swimmingly. Unfortunately for Napoleon (no pun intended) he learned that the hard way.

  • @capello5688
    @capello5688 Před 3 lety +12

    "I have mine fears, sire. Tis Charlie's territory."
    "Charlie doth no sail."

  • @johndimal4867
    @johndimal4867 Před 4 lety +2006

    When ye enters thy holy land and hear’s thus dunes speak’th Arabic

    • @Garangus
      @Garangus Před 4 lety +93

      When thou enters the lands of Anatolia, and thy forests start speaking turkish

    • @rosa4458
      @rosa4458 Před 4 lety +50

      When thee be'est in a highland field and th'oxen begin to speak'th Gaelic

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 Před 4 lety +5

      kinda irritated as ye means the

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 Před 4 lety +12

      Whenst the dunes speaketh Caliphate

    • @scottwales5966
      @scottwales5966 Před 4 lety +2

      Saracens

  • @inu9013
    @inu9013 Před 4 lety +1519

    Historical Depiction of one of DaVinci’s Flying Machines attacking an Italian Province. 1495 Muralized.

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 Před 4 lety +34

    When your a Roman legionaries in teutoburg forest and the trees start speaking Germanic

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před rokem

      Wait isn't that our calva...
      *gets javlien to face

  • @thewoolooherder5918
    @thewoolooherder5918 Před 2 lety +14

    I remember when thousands were protesting in Rome when the first crusade hit. When the ships landed in Canaan and the sand started speaking Arabic. PTSD hits like a cannonball.

  • @poopingfury5999
    @poopingfury5999 Před 4 lety +789

    Romans when the pines start speaking germanic

  • @matthewwright9143
    @matthewwright9143 Před 4 lety +308

    Macbeth: Why are the trees speaking Scottish?

  • @Taistelukalkkuna
    @Taistelukalkkuna Před 3 lety +16

    "But my liege, that is Saxons point?"
    "Saxons don´t surf."

  • @FC37702
    @FC37702 Před 5 měsíci +3

    BRO I CANT WITH THE IMAGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @juliannaberry5160
    @juliannaberry5160 Před 4 lety +1435

    Does this trigger anyone else's 100 Years' War flashbacks?

    • @juliannaberry5160
      @juliannaberry5160 Před 4 lety +14

      @Joaquin Nicholas Soriano I think the song "Prithee, Do Not Sit Under Yon Apple Tree" gives me more Battle of Hastings flashbacks, but that may be just me. 😏

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 Před 4 lety +20

      Greetings to thy barley fields motherfornicator.

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 Před 3 lety +8

      Aye, 'tis triggers horrendous mem'ries of Sterling Bridge methinks

    • @magnacolombiapb7945
      @magnacolombiapb7945 Před 3 lety +5

      OOOH CRAP *STARTS HAVING MEDIEVAL FLASHBACKS*

    • @marcus-vu8gj
      @marcus-vu8gj Před 3 lety +2

      *Castillon flashbacks*

  • @PixelTree404
    @PixelTree404 Před 4 lety +1267

    I really like that this trend of medieval-ifying songs is getting more popular

  • @rogueapache6467
    @rogueapache6467 Před 3 lety +5

    Young child: Father, what was it like taking back the Holy Land?
    Templar father Knight: *gets crusading flashbacks*

  • @francomarinelli9078
    @francomarinelli9078 Před 4 lety +1

    I love the chopper boat. It's like part of a Magic kingdom unexplored

  • @TheJanvicgwaps
    @TheJanvicgwaps Před 4 lety +1720

    When youre trying to seige Vienna but then the Mountains start speaking Polish.

    • @andrewesmeralda3870
      @andrewesmeralda3870 Před 4 lety +92

      And the rumble of hooves.... LOTS OF FUCKING HOOVES...

    • @TheJanvicgwaps
      @TheJanvicgwaps Před 4 lety +85

      @@andrewesmeralda3870 then the Winged Hussars arrive.

    • @miracleeskimobattleship2874
      @miracleeskimobattleship2874 Před 3 lety +57

      @@TheJanvicgwaps *COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE*

    • @TheBacknblack92
      @TheBacknblack92 Před 3 lety +30

      @@miracleeskimobattleship2874 veni, vidi, deus vici
      I came, I saw, God conquered- Jan Sobieski after routing hundreds of thousands of jihadists outside Vienna with the largest cavalry charge in history

    • @youraverageimperialguard7932
      @youraverageimperialguard7932 Před 3 lety +12

      Not Medieval.

  • @siremilcrane
    @siremilcrane Před 4 lety +467

    When you’re a French knight, raised from birth for war and equipped with the finest Milanese plate, but the mud starts speaking English

    • @ericbonofacio4695
      @ericbonofacio4695 Před 3 lety +6

      Let us make famous tis muddy field of Angincourt Kingg of England..are you afraid for this battle? There is no shame in that..you surrender to me😅😆

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 3 lety +1

      @@ericbonofacio4695 Harry The King: Fornicate Thine Self Sir!

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 Před 3 lety +4

      when you're man trained from childhood to use a weapon so powerful that it literally warps your skeleton, a weapon that outranges, outpowers or outshoots all other weapons on the battlefield. and the trees start speaking french.
      (this is a reference to the fact the english lost the hundred years war, but more specifically the battle of Patay where the english archers were crushed by mounted french knights comeing out of the woods)

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 Před 3 lety

      *St. Crispin's Day intensifies*

    • @rykzzmoviemaker
      @rykzzmoviemaker Před 3 lety

      @@matthiuskoenig3378 everybody talks about Azincourt but Patay is just, if not more, as glorious

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 Před 2 lety +2

    The longboat helicopter is the greatest thing I've ever seen

  • @markstrue-nielsen275
    @markstrue-nielsen275 Před 4 lety +2

    It's the tapestry that really nails it all together

  • @daddy5957
    @daddy5957 Před 4 lety +626

    Thine credence holywater revival doth hit most different.

  • @emiliocamachoerice6380
    @emiliocamachoerice6380 Před 4 lety +785

    Quaegmar the lustful: the most horrible thing and what they prepareth me not before the battle of hastings was the constant playing of fortunate son by the bards

    • @OwentheKingofDudes
      @OwentheKingofDudes Před 4 lety +40

      Glenn of Quagmyre.

    • @cactusguy4363
      @cactusguy4363 Před 4 lety +22

      Syr Glenn the Marsh-trodder, Incubus at heart, A maiden's man to all

    • @MattJunewski
      @MattJunewski Před 4 lety +9

      Lord Glenn of House Quagmyre

    • @almostkentish3042
      @almostkentish3042 Před 4 lety +7

      Whom else but Quogmyre?

    • @makynarrow1484
      @makynarrow1484 Před 4 lety +9

      You listened to it in during the boat rides, during the march, you'll listen to it in the taverns and brothels...

  • @Aegox
    @Aegox Před 3 lety +2

    When you're questing for the grail and the shrubberies start speaking "NI"

  • @dulceele2967
    @dulceele2967 Před 3 lety +1

    The detail of the flying boat alone deserves praise

  • @jacobokazaki759
    @jacobokazaki759 Před 4 lety +449

    When the back alleys of Jerusalem start speaking Arabic

  • @magicaltour1
    @magicaltour1 Před 4 lety +207

    I noticed the “silver spoon in hand” was hardly changed at all. That line transcends time; medieval people would know at once what that meant.

    • @leonvoelker7639
      @leonvoelker7639 Před rokem +5

      Then probably litterally🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před rokem +2

      @@leonvoelker7639 Silver wasn't that expensive, most peasant woman had some kind og silver jewlery, you could get one if you really wanted even if you are poor.

    • @leonvoelker7639
      @leonvoelker7639 Před rokem +5

      @@lolasdm6959 oh thank you for the information. I never knew that. Hope you have a nice day.

    • @natusz109
      @natusz109 Před rokem +10

      Another fun fact silver is antimicrobial in nature (part of the reason it oxidizes much like copper) and eating with silver implements would lower the overall chances of illness in life as it would help build and/or bolster the immune system. Wealthier families also used silver utensils like spoons as teething toys for their kids for that reason as well as a status presentation, this is where the phrase actually comes from.

    • @NathanPa-xo3zj
      @NathanPa-xo3zj Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@natusz109😂 silver boat with rotor

  • @JehielLyreLMalan
    @JehielLyreLMalan Před 4 lety +12

    The men and I on a vacation in Jerusalem:
    When the palms start speaking Arabic

  • @PXCharon
    @PXCharon Před 3 lety +1

    The tapestry! Absolute genius.

  • @kissarmyrules
    @kissarmyrules Před 4 lety +290

    Everyone is acting with impunity until the trebuchets start singing fortunate son

    • @apttewly
      @apttewly Před 3 lety +1

      We acted with impunity and we discovered the consequences.

  • @lilldunder4918
    @lilldunder4918 Před 4 lety +1

    Its always when i hear a good cover of a song ive heard a million times, that i hear and understand the lyrics.

  • @tangoprime
    @tangoprime Před 4 lety +4

    When the bards at home begin to protest how long the lord has raised levies.

  • @steveevets7853
    @steveevets7853 Před 4 lety +711

    I loveth the smelleth of naplam in the m'rning. smells of vict'ry

  • @frankdecron1306
    @frankdecron1306 Před 4 lety +160

    I still remember Hastings. The screaming, the blood, the horses-and the way were treated when we got back to our shire was no good

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 Před 4 lety +8

    POV: You are a peasant but the king needed more men for the upcoming battle.

  • @Dark_Mishra
    @Dark_Mishra Před rokem +3

    The only minor issue with these lyrics: They didn’t change the “Red, White and Blue” bit. 500 years ago, blue wasn’t that common quite yet, so wouldn’t replacing it with yellow or green be more appropriate?

  • @mistergay1197
    @mistergay1197 Před 4 lety +247

    Imagine seeing a flying canoe

    • @the_miracle_aligner
      @the_miracle_aligner  Před 4 lety +57

      The saxons must've lost their shit when the normans pulled in atop those contraptions. XD

    • @isaaceadweard8355
      @isaaceadweard8355 Před 4 lety +18

      Canoes are native american that's a long ship

    • @joeblow9657
      @joeblow9657 Před 4 lety +3

      @@isaaceadweard8355 aye indeed are they

    • @TimothyYshurakhuno
      @TimothyYshurakhuno Před 4 lety +9

      That's a drakkar

    • @mistergay1197
      @mistergay1197 Před 4 lety +6

      @@TimothyYshurakhuno I knew someone would correct me. Thank you tho

  • @doncangrejo5837
    @doncangrejo5837 Před 4 lety +420

    Guys the pope just call, WE ARE GOING ON VACATION TO JERUSALEM!!!

  • @DoctorHmm
    @DoctorHmm Před 3 lety

    Such a miraculous voice! Love the bits of bass too.

  • @leonampereira8433
    @leonampereira8433 Před 3 lety +2

    That flying longship really made me lose my shit

  • @Max2ds
    @Max2ds Před 4 lety +206

    When thine yonder woods loose foreign words from hidden lips
    I read the description, you’re welcome

  • @andrewesmeralda3870
    @andrewesmeralda3870 Před 4 lety +370

    Lord Gibson: "Sir Hastings!!!"
    Sir Hastings: "Sire?!"
    [Lord Gibson surveys his position being over run by French infantry]
    Lord Gibson: "BROKETH ARROW!!!" (Slaps Sir Hastings on the shoulder)
    Sir Hastings then sent a message via pigeon:
    "Broketh Arrow! Thy Lord has ordered Broketh Arrow!! All thy trebuchets and seige engines shalt release thy firebombs upon our own positions! Pray for us, brothers! Thicken thy resolve to acquire final victory!!!
    Edit: reference is We Were Soldiers... hell of a great movie.

    • @FoxholeCleric144
      @FoxholeCleric144 Před 4 lety +15

      I knew the moment I read “Broken arrow” the movie reference. Excellent comment, sir. Fantastic movie. Thank you

    • @BenZedrene
      @BenZedrene Před 4 lety +5

      @@FoxholeCleric144 I cosign to your statement.

    • @neptune_wolf-1514
      @neptune_wolf-1514 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před rokem

      God be praised! Heaven awaits!

  • @MyelinProductions
    @MyelinProductions Před 3 lety +1

    GREAT SONGS! More with Vocals like this one! Excellent - Thank You!

  • @Brigand231
    @Brigand231 Před 4 lety +2

    Thanks for this. The family has been kinda bummed that our local Faire isn't opening this year, these songs have been a major source of happy.

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 Před 4 lety +104

    For Romans: when the trees start speaking in Germanic.

  • @Loehlenco
    @Loehlenco Před 4 lety +99

    I need a war drama parody focused on the crusades with this in it.

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox Před 3 lety

      furry belongs to thy dark pit of hell!

  • @q6ho
    @q6ho Před měsícem +2

    GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING JERUSALEMMM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @calvinthomas1642
    @calvinthomas1642 Před 3 lety

    Can I double like for the rotary-winged longship? Genius.

  • @haroldhughes977
    @haroldhughes977 Před 4 lety +75

    My next D&D session is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

    • @jamesohearn2364
      @jamesohearn2364 Před 4 lety +5

      EXACTLY what I thought when I heard this. Man, the party's in for a fun surprise.

    • @BusterBuizel
      @BusterBuizel Před 4 lety +6

      THE SKIES!!! THEY SPEAK *DRAGON!!!*

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour Před 4 lety +169

    So this what the Crusaders listened to while sailing to the crusades....

  • @TheChair-516
    @TheChair-516 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “My lord, thine art in thy trees!”

    • @Meftu
      @Meftu Před 5 měsíci

      thee is a conjungation of thou.

  • @bhill7053
    @bhill7053 Před 3 lety +1

    Crusaders meets the celts, when the trees speaking was a sign of impending doom

  • @RandoFromMars
    @RandoFromMars Před 4 lety +70

    Finding the Medieval Cover community is the best thing to happen to me on CZcams.

  • @junigearx7452
    @junigearx7452 Před 4 lety +128

    I've waited for 500 years for this song to be released

  • @The-Medic-Dozer
    @The-Medic-Dozer Před rokem +1

    “Thou art in thy trees!”

  • @Dayglodaydreams
    @Dayglodaydreams Před 4 lety +2

    I know this is a silly parody, but the last verse, and that first chorus gave me chills.

  • @quentinle4892
    @quentinle4892 Před 4 lety +299

    I love the smell of Greek fire on the morn. ‘Tis smelleth like victory.

  • @JLCL01
    @JLCL01 Před 4 lety +366

    "I declare myself in a world of dung."
    *Shoots self with a crossbow*

    • @Decrepit_biker
      @Decrepit_biker Před 3 lety +62

      This doth be mine crossbow. Verily that there be many akin to it, but this be mine only

    • @JLCL01
      @JLCL01 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Decrepit_biker I hope this also gets a

    • @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489
      @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 Před 3 lety +2

      Is this a full metal jacket reference?

    • @idontwantahandlewtf
      @idontwantahandlewtf Před 3 lety +16

      Tis my long bow
      Tis my weapon
      Tis for fighting
      And tis for fun

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey Před 3 lety +21

      _"...What is thine maj'r discrepancy, ye crooked-nosed knave? Hath thine parents abandoned ye at birth, for they hath not loved thee?"_
      *Gets shot with a crossbow*

  • @Fuindion
    @Fuindion Před 4 měsíci +1

    lyrics in old english:
    Sume folc byð að gyte, fana wegan,
    Hū, hīe synd rēade, hītwite and blāwe,
    And þonne se bendum spielt "Heil tō þǣm hlāforde",
    Þonne hīe þē cannon tō þē strǣle þīne, Dryhten.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic ne eom sēnes ādeling, sunu.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom nā wiðercynd ān, nān.
    Sume folc byð āboren, sylfor leorn tō handa,
    Dryhten, ne dō hīe selfe gelǣdan, Dryhten?
    Ac þonne se scatt-gerefa cymð tō þǣre dūre,
    Dryhten, sē hūs lōcian swā swā an þǣre searobycgan, hā, hā.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom milionæres sunu, nā, nā.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom nā wiðercynd ān, nān.
    Yea-yea, sume folc in-ærfeað steorran-gesegena ēagan,
    Hū, hīe sendað þē on wīg, Dryhten,
    And þonne þū āspyrigst, "Hū mǣge wē gifan?"
    Hū, hīe andswariað āna, "Mā, mā, mā, mā."
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom here sunu, sunu, Dryhten.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom nā wiðercynd ān, ān.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom nā wiðercynd ān, nā, nā.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me,
    Ic neom nā wiðercynd sunu, nā, nā, nā.
    Hit nis næs me, hit nis næs me...
    In Latin:
    Nonnulli homines nascuntur ut signum deferant,
    Heu, rubeum, candidum et caeruleum.
    Et cum orchestra canit "Ave, imperator",
    Oh, ad te tormentum dirigunt, Domine.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum filius senatoris, fili.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum fortunatus, non.
    Nonnulli homines nascuntur argentea cochlea in manu,
    Domine, numquid non auxiliantur sibi ipsis, Domine?
    Sed cum tributarius ad ostium venit,
    Domine, domus videtur quasi venditio, ita.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum filius millionarii, non, non.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum fortunatus, non.
    Yeah-yeah, nonnulli hereditant oculos stellatos,
    Heu, te mittunt ad bellum, Domine.
    Et cum eos rogas, "Quantum debemus dare?"
    Heu, soli respondent, "Plus, plus, plus, plus."
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum filius militis, fili, Domine.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum fortunatus, fortunatus.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum fortunatus, non, non, non.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego,
    Non sum filius fortunati, non, non, non.
    Non sum ego, non sum ego...
    And ANCIENT greek:
    Τινὲς γὰρ ἀνθρώπων γεννῶνται εἰς σημαίαν κυκλοῦν,
    Ὦ, πυρροὶ, λευκοὶ, καὶ ἅλευροι.
    Καὶ ὅταν ἡ κομπανία σὺν Χαῖρε τῷ ἄρχοντι" παίξῃ,
    Οὐ, τὴν φάλαγγα ἐπί σε, Κύριε, στρέφουσιν.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ υἱός συμβούλου, υἱέ.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ τύχον ἀνήρ, οὐκ.
    Τινὲς γὰρ γεννῶνται κοῦφον ἐν χερσὶν ἀσημότου,
    Κύριε, οὐχὶ αὐτοὶ βοηθοῦσιν ἑαυτοῖς, Κύριε;
    Ἀλλ' ὅταν ὁ τελώνης προσέλθῃ πρὸς τὴν θύραν,
    Κύριε, ἡ οἰκία ὡς πωλητήριον ἐκφαίνεται, ναί.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ υἱὸς πλουσίου, οὐκ, οὐκ.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ τύχον ἀνήρ, οὐκ.
    Ναί, ναί, τινὲς κληρονομοῦσιν ὄμματα ἀστροποιητά,
    Ὦ, ἐκπέμπουσί σε εἰς πόλεμον, Κύριε.
    Καὶ ὅταν αὐτοῖς λέγῃς, "πόσον ἀποδώσομεν;"
    Ὦ, μόνον ἀποκρίνονται, "πλεῖον, πλεῖον, πλεῖον, πλεῖον."
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ στρατιωτικοῦ υἱός, υἱέ, Κύριε.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ τύχον ἀνήρ, ἕνα.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ,
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ τύχον ἀνήρ, οὐ, οὐ, οὐ.
    Οὐκ εἰμὶ ἐγώ, οὐκ εἰμί ἐγώ...

  • @Bulkhead286
    @Bulkhead286 Před 3 lety

    I never knew that I needed this until now.

  • @nicocurreri9805
    @nicocurreri9805 Před 4 lety +103

    You should cover Big Iron but the big iron on his hip is actually a longsword

    • @mace8873
      @mace8873 Před 4 lety +3

      Agreed, that would be worth doing!

  • @Rezics_
    @Rezics_ Před 4 lety +184

    When you're on your way to retake the Holy Land, but the sand starts speaking Arabic

  • @thewwefan57
    @thewwefan57 Před 4 lety +2

    This needs to be it's own genre I like it a lot

  • @elgingero3148
    @elgingero3148 Před 4 lety +175

    Milord get the drakes for the Ents are being rowdy

    • @notapumpkin2996
      @notapumpkin2996 Před 4 lety

      Knights when they be hearing trees speaking a foreign tongue.

  • @ScabulaPvP
    @ScabulaPvP Před 4 lety +213

    Truly a masterpiece that came out of the anti-hundred years war movement!

  • @Krowsfoot
    @Krowsfoot Před 3 lety

    im crying this is beautiful

  • @Channelslamurai
    @Channelslamurai Před 3 lety

    Your covers will be in every tavern of my Pathfinder campaigns.

  • @trbd
    @trbd Před 4 lety +87

    "Tis' steppes utters in Tatars, m'lord!"

  • @foolsgold5588
    @foolsgold5588 Před 4 lety +38

    >be me, 16 year old serf in Eastern europe
    >drafted from the farms to fight in the king's war
    >gripping my war scythe while looking around for enemies
    >shrubbery begins speaking a foreign tongue
    >tisn't me starts playing
    >mfw

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před rokem +1

      What are you doing with a scythe? Got to the local smith and turn it into a spear!

  • @FaellCampos
    @FaellCampos Před 3 lety +1

    Imagine sending this back in time

  • @doomedsooner4684
    @doomedsooner4684 Před 3 lety +2

    *THY ARE IN THY TREES*

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift Před 4 lety +84

    "COME YE! COME YE!"
    "HOW SHALL ONE KNOW WHOM IS WORTHY OF WRATH?"
    "IF YE FLEE, YE ARE MY COMBATANT, SHOULD YE STAND, YE AREST A DISCIPLINED COMBATANT! HAHA"
    -two Knights firing arrows from a castle wall

  • @plutarchvonpluto6439
    @plutarchvonpluto6439 Před 4 lety +44

    If it moves, it's a heathen! If it stands still, it's a well disciplined heathen!

  • @MaoBZW
    @MaoBZW Před 3 lety +1

    this song just dont get old...

  • @kimjongrussel7645
    @kimjongrussel7645 Před 4 lety +27

    When youre a knight of the Holy Roman Empire and the mountains start speaking Swiss

  • @OmnispectiveHub
    @OmnispectiveHub Před 2 lety

    PERFECTION THANK YOU LAD