Hail Cork Master!

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  • čas přidán 17. 08. 2010

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  • @theepicone3449
    @theepicone3449 Před 5 lety +86

    "Oh for God's sake Niles, that wine spent less time in the bottle"
    Ahahahaha!

  • @MrWeekendoff
    @MrWeekendoff Před 13 lety +68

    the funniest part of this for me was Roz saying 'I already hate you for putting that song in my head!'

  • @oahuhawaii2141
    @oahuhawaii2141 Před 10 lety +61

    "Please! Prepare to be stomped like a late-harvest Gewürztraminer."

    • @etbadaboum
      @etbadaboum Před 10 lety

      Thanks! :D

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před 10 lety +7

      etbadaboum Sung to the tune of "Rule Britannia!", a very British song:
      "Hail Corkmaster, the master of the cork!
      He knows which wine goes with fish or pork."
      To watch a clip with lyrics, try video "v=yHNfvJc99YY&t=49" (0:49).
      That catchy refrain is repeated several more times:
      &t=109 (1:49)
      &t=169 (2:49)
      &t=229 (3:49)
      &t=289 (4:49)

    • @jdax21
      @jdax21 Před 3 lety +3

      To this day, I occasionally use this line when someone challenges me to something. 😁

    • @bradredford4846
      @bradredford4846 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol, where do they come up with these lines? Hilarious!

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay Před 4 lety +26

    HAIL CORKMASTER THE MASTER OF THE CORK...

  • @OOIEatte
    @OOIEatte Před rokem +20

    The royal handwave Niles pulls off at the end killed me. I'm dead boys

  • @CitSOLD
    @CitSOLD Před 5 lety +62

    I always thought Frasier should have won, it takes a more distinguished palette to pick out the “lesser” wine

    • @jgant5063
      @jgant5063 Před 3 lety +3

      I always thought that too.

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před 3 lety +10

      In Napa, the flavor of Cabernet Sauvignon tends to be stronger than Merlot. However, Cab tends to have a smooth, satin-like mouth feel, whereas Merlot tends to be thicker, like velvet. This Meritage (Bordeaux-style blend) could've been overshadowed by the Australian Shiraz they tasted previously, making it harder to pick out the different flavors and textures.

    • @JezielProdigalSon
      @JezielProdigalSon Před rokem +6

      @@oahuhawaii2141 Are you the corkmaster?

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před rokem +1

      @@JezielProdigalSon: Ha! I can only dream of it. High alcohol and tannins mess up my palate, so I actually do my wine tasting in reverse order by sampling the older, more subtle wines and work my way to the younger, more aggressive wines. I did a Barolo tasting once, and my tongue was raw and hurting by the 9th sample, and barely reached the 12th and last one.

    • @JezielProdigalSon
      @JezielProdigalSon Před rokem +8

      @@oahuhawaii2141 Well, i hereby declare that you should be made the corkmaster-elect of this youtube comment thread. Hooray! Hail Corkmaster, the Master of the Cork!

  • @funkmike
    @funkmike Před 7 lety +33

    I like my comedy the same way I like my women...jammy, plummy, dense, and chewy.

  • @FrankyBabes
    @FrankyBabes Před 12 lety +23

    I was trying to find a clip to demonstrate to my friend why I love Frasier as much as I do. For me, this encapsulates it utterly :D

  • @davidrolfes8803
    @davidrolfes8803 Před 4 lety +7

    He knows which wine goes with Fish or Pork.

  • @DarthHLT
    @DarthHLT Před 2 lety +8

    Repeat after me: "Hail Corkmaster, the Master of the Kork. He knows which wine goes with Fish and Pork. Hail Corkmaster, the Master of the Kork. He knows which wine goes with Fish and Pork. Hail Corkmaster..."

  • @streetlawyer
    @streetlawyer Před 2 lety +3

    1:47 the most devastating enunciation of 'and' I've ever heard

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi Před 7 lety +15

    The song is funny.

  • @johncoffey88
    @johncoffey88 Před 3 lety +12

    I started mouthing the words to rule Britannia (its in my head atm) the other day, and unconsciously my brain changed the words to hail cork master.
    Worked out its the same song be accident.

  • @MiG2880
    @MiG2880 Před rokem +2

    To the corkmobile!

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn Před rokem +1

    I LOVE that song.

  • @stentor1980
    @stentor1980 Před rokem +4

    Better than the coronation

  • @sanderskogen7546
    @sanderskogen7546 Před 5 lety +6

    frasier gets winescoped

  • @Hot80s
    @Hot80s Před rokem +1

    I miss smart, truly funny & thoughful shows.

  • @bushbasher85
    @bushbasher85 Před 2 lety +1

    I guess Hannibal Lecter didn’t have an old friend for dinner.

    • @stimpy_thecat
      @stimpy_thecat Před 2 lety +1

      THAT'S who that was. It was bugging me while watching the video. 👍

  • @chrisjonesguitar13
    @chrisjonesguitar13 Před 11 lety +3

    ...prepare to be stomped like a late harvest gerwurtraminer!

  • @SiskinOnUTube
    @SiskinOnUTube Před 9 lety

    45/55 that reminds me of recent events that had a similar tune to it.

    • @SiskinOnUTube
      @SiskinOnUTube Před 9 lety

      Where is a conspiracy theorist when you need one?

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o Před 9 lety

      Siskin's Bits and Bobs Yup! Proud member of the 45% here..... we'll get another chance before long! Soar Alba.

    • @hh3productions759
      @hh3productions759 Před 7 lety +1

      What devil would mix merlot with a Cab??? WHAT FIENDISH MIND IS THIS?

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hh3productions759: It's very common. In Cali, they even have a trademarked term for it, Meritage.
      A Bordeaux-style blend -- with varying amounts of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Cabernet Franc, Petit Verdot, Malbec, and/or Carménère -- is very popular. And wineries also toss in other varietals to make less common blends, including Shiraz/Syrah, Zinfandel, etc.

  • @suebradford5758
    @suebradford5758 Před rokem

    😁❤😁 Thank you👍

  • @stewartgoodyear8317
    @stewartgoodyear8317 Před 7 měsíci

    I love how some were getting the words wrong for "Hail, Cork Master!" lol

  • @aredub1847
    @aredub1847 Před 10 lety +3

    Nice has SUCH a smug look on his face.

  • @CibelesSanz
    @CibelesSanz Před 5 měsíci

    I'm crying with laughter! Can anyone please tell me the lyrics of the 'Corkmaster song'?

  • @pelimies1818
    @pelimies1818 Před rokem +1

    I wonder if they taste Napa Valley wines in France..

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před rokem

      Look up "Judgment of Paris".

    • @pelimies1818
      @pelimies1818 Před rokem

      @@oahuhawaii2141 No.

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před rokem

      @@pelimies1818: Why even ask a question when you refuse to look up info cited in the answer?

    • @pelimies1818
      @pelimies1818 Před rokem

      @@oahuhawaii2141 Did you see a question mark in the original post?
      Of course french don’t drink US wines in France :D

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 Před rokem +2

      ​@@pelimies1818: In 1976, top wine connoisseurs in France have tasted Napa Valley wines, and agreed that they're better than French wines. But French people being French, they refused to believe the results of their own blind tasting. This taste test was repeated 1 and 2 decades later, and the Napa Valley wines came out on top again.
      You can also cry about Robert Parker, Jr., an American, who doesn't even have a MW or MS certificate. He has influenced the French Bordeaux market such that most top Bordeaux wineries have altered their production and style to be consistent and more like Napa Valley wines. There's also an investment index that tracks the value of wines that Parker rates highly. And he has won France's highest civilian honors:
      Chevalier de l'Ordre National du Mérite
      Chevalier de l'Ordre de la Légion d'honneur
      Officier de la Légion d'honneur
      ∈⋅:

  • @danielseverinsen
    @danielseverinsen Před 3 lety +4

    Someone is singing something different from the others :/

  • @cheetahgoldenfire
    @cheetahgoldenfire Před 5 lety +1

    What song is this a parody of?

  • @marxist854
    @marxist854 Před 8 lety +1

    Who /wasted&wounded/ here?

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi Před 4 lety +3

    After the Corkmaster song, who else had an urge to hear the British Bulldog WWF theme?
    czcams.com/video/bd6sJMymYmo/video.html

  • @yaakovkrakowich4563
    @yaakovkrakowich4563 Před 2 lety +1

    Absolute brilliance! Long live the Socialist revolution!

  • @maxsilk
    @maxsilk Před 3 lety +4

    Didn’t Niles win by 5%? The judge said 10%....

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 Před rokem

    that doesn't even make sense; how can a liquid be chewy?

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 Před rokem

      Same way tobacco can taste like meat and potatoes or other obscure things sometimes. It's not your tongue that's tasting it, it's your brain reacting to stimuli. I suppose it's your brain's 'pleasure' response.

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi Před rokem +1

    How can one be so knowledgeable about wine (which would take a lot of money) and still eat PORK!?!?!?!?!

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 Před rokem +1

      I can't work out whether you're implying that pork is for those without knowledge, or those without money.

    • @Nostromo_1
      @Nostromo_1 Před 10 měsíci

      @@MiG2880must be a vegan.

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Nostromo_1 Accusing someone of being a vegan is exactly the sort of thing an undercover vegan would do. Your veggie voodoo mind games won't work on me. 🤨

  • @dorengarcia7925
    @dorengarcia7925 Před 4 lety +1

    An insufferable snob... who plays one on TV.

    • @archenema6792
      @archenema6792 Před rokem

      Raised at a tourist resort in the US Virgin Islands, it was inevitable that he'd become an insufferable elitist git.