Bruce Almighty Clip About Prayers

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  • @cainster
    @cainster Před 5 lety +956

    I always wondered how in the hell they filmed the post-it note part of the scene. Very creative work by the costume, art and set decoration departments.

    • @alexanderpytko5394
      @alexanderpytko5394 Před 3 lety +64

      Must've taken a long time to set up. It looks like Bruce is in a giant piece of cheese!

    • @tomedy_official
      @tomedy_official Před 2 lety +25

      Believe it or not it was actually based on a school prank back in the 80s

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Před 2 lety +4

      Ye

    • @ForsakenWolf1
      @ForsakenWolf1 Před rokem +9

      1 post it at a time, just kidding...they would have made a thin wall and furniture cover of post it stamps as well as sticking some to skin

    • @MrDhruvSrivastava
      @MrDhruvSrivastava Před rokem +1

      CGI son

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 Před rokem +234

    If you slow down the answering prayers part, around 3:45 you'll see he answered "YES" to "World Peace." Roll credits.

    • @sktguha
      @sktguha Před 7 měsíci +8

      Woww

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Depends on what their idea of "World Peace" is...

    • @ssj4majinmatt
      @ssj4majinmatt Před měsícem +3

      Another one says “wife stop nagging” YES!

    • @kenisi_thedevilonhigh
      @kenisi_thedevilonhigh Před 28 dny

      ​​@@timesnewlogan2032
      The ideal wouldn't be as simple as yes to all prayers, that would be Insanity.
      If their were no guns, murders, pedophiles, sure one could argue that would be a form of world peace. That would is likely to have a record of 0 overdoses by self innoculation.

    • @kenisi_thedevilonhigh
      @kenisi_thedevilonhigh Před 28 dny

      However the prolonged problem becomes corruption and political dogma.
      While a peaceful world, it would be disagreeing agreeably and gullibly.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan Před 5 lety +1074

    "What a bunch of whiners!" I wonder how many times a day God actually mutters that,lol.

    • @SurroundedByClowns1926
      @SurroundedByClowns1926 Před 2 lety +18

      Going what i'm going through now I really needed to see this comment thank you 😂😂😂

    • @sliceoflife3611
      @sliceoflife3611 Před 2 lety +9

      too much too count 😂
      basically just skip all prayers and get filtered by angels i guess lol

    • @anordkiri6207
      @anordkiri6207 Před 2 lety +38

      God has Patience.
      God Doesn't Think Like we do

    • @Maple_Tachibana
      @Maple_Tachibana Před 2 lety +5

      Probably every second
      Edit: I’m talking about myself

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 Před 2 lety

      should i comment jokingly ? or seriously

  • @andytan2411
    @andytan2411 Před 6 lety +743

    "please God make Valve release Half-life 3"
    "YES"

    • @danielwhyte5173
      @danielwhyte5173 Před 5 lety +7

      Half-Life 3 forget that make Left4Dead3

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 Před 5 lety +6

      Forget L4D.. Man if they released L4D3 without mentioning HL3 that would be fucked.

    • @UniqueGameDev
      @UniqueGameDev Před 5 lety +1

      if i being god, i m going future for play h3

    • @danielwhyte5173
      @danielwhyte5173 Před 5 lety

      @@rickyray2794 Ok so they mentioned HL3, they said they were going to skip making HL3 and make LFD3 😋

    • @FriikD
      @FriikD Před 5 lety

      Can't mess with free will.

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 Před 6 lety +1004

    "I'm dead?!!"
    "Naah, I'm just messing with ya."
    HAHAHA! That line gets me every time. :)

    • @ChrisManley1994
      @ChrisManley1994 Před 5 lety +21

      Brent Crude “That’s not funny man! That is NOT funny!!!!”
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dann_Palkarr
    @Dann_Palkarr Před rokem +42

    "Yahweh!"
    Creative naming for a website full of prayers. And that intro... pricelessly hilarious!

    • @qbertguy
      @qbertguy Před 2 měsíci +2

      It's a parody of the Yahoo ads that ran on TV back during this time

  • @SteadyEddie1983
    @SteadyEddie1983 Před 2 lety +236

    I think the scene leads to something interesting. Bruce answers everyone's prayers, but some are STILL not happy with the results. It's kind of a "be careful what you wish for" moment.

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 Před rokem +4

      And if he gives everything to everyone, which actually happens, well...

    • @armouredghoul8279
      @armouredghoul8279 Před rokem +4

      sick person: *wishes not to die from cancer*
      god: *says no*

    • @doofkos
      @doofkos Před rokem +8

      Too many kids wished "burn the school".

    • @koek1122
      @koek1122 Před rokem +1

      "i wish the world would burn" .. " i wish the world is in peace" = the world to burn so the world is in peace. xD

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 Před rokem +1

      @@koek1122 in pieces, tbh.

  • @Cookiesdiefrombehind
    @Cookiesdiefrombehind Před 6 lety +797

    “God, I can't choose between pursuing my life dreams or the love of my life, what should I do?"
    "YES"
    "thanks god"

    • @yaoooy
      @yaoooy Před 5 lety +5

      that's funny as a kick in the testicles

    • @chungyanwong7293
      @chungyanwong7293 Před 2 lety +15

      It is possible that God answers in that way too. You may ask God like this but in your heart, you actually want to ask *"God, can I actually choose BOTH my life dreams and the love of my life?"*

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 Před rokem +1

      @Samar3n humans tend to think in black and white, an omnipotent being like God needs to keep things grey

    • @patronofsaints2062
      @patronofsaints2062 Před rokem +1

      @@outdoorscholar6016 he also might think every color even ones that are not on the visible light spectrum

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios Před měsícem

      One time, my pastor told me that God answers prayers in three ways: Yes, No, and Wait. This has proven to be true in my own life. When I was at a crossroads, trying to decide whether to give up college and join the military or not, I prayed and asked God for guidance. He answered me in a unique way - through the radio. The host on the radio was speaking about something that was very specific to me, although it was not intentional. I saw it as a sign that God heard me. I asked God, "Should I stay with college?" and decided to wait for an answer. On my way home, every traffic light was green - which was unusual. I thought maybe it was a sign to keep going. However, the last light before I reached my house was red. I questioned whether or not this was a coincidence, and I prayed out loud: "Maybe this isn't the answer, but I will wait to hear from you." Suddenly, the light changed green even though there were no other cars around to trigger it. At that moment, I knew that I should not give up on college. I said, "Alright, God. I hear you." The next semester, I met my future wife.

  • @MrCloxacillin250mg
    @MrCloxacillin250mg Před 5 lety +704

    (5 years old praying) Will my mom die from a simple small cut on her finger?
    YES

    • @mrthatguyx
      @mrthatguyx Před 5 lety +53

      16 year old edgy teen praying: God, I wish my parents would just die already
      God: YES

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 Před 5 lety +5

      @@MuchWhittering what sec

    • @Mickelraven
      @Mickelraven Před 2 lety +30

      Some psychopath: Can the world just die?
      Bruce: Yes
      This explains Covid-19

    • @Mickelraven
      @Mickelraven Před 2 lety +5

      Some edgy atheist: God, can you just go kill yourself?
      Bruce: Yes
      *vanishes out of existence*

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 Před rokem +2

      @@flisko123 not there but he just made a joke out of the actual scene.

  • @zacharysiple629
    @zacharysiple629 Před 2 lety +318

    4:45 "I lost 47 lbs on the Krispy Kreme diet!"
    That literally may be my favorite movie quote of all time! :)

    • @sammcdonald1014
      @sammcdonald1014 Před rokem +2

      That isn’t funny

    • @zacharysiple629
      @zacharysiple629 Před rokem +6

      @@sammcdonald1014 Why not?

    • @onzir
      @onzir Před rokem

      Literally favorite quote OF ALL TIME?!!! Are you joking right now.... you just put this comment for the thumbs up, you ain't fooling anyone jfc lmfao

    • @zacharysiple629
      @zacharysiple629 Před rokem +3

      @@onzir Okay, I'm exaggerating a little. But it is very high on the list.
      Excuse the hyperbole.

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 Před 10 měsíci +1

      That’s the best piece of irony I’ve ever heard.

  • @zacharysiple783
    @zacharysiple783 Před 4 lety +237

    4:45 I missed that line as a kid. Watching childhood movies again is a real benefit! :)

    • @teanmace
      @teanmace Před 2 lety +5

      Edp445 in a nutshell.

  • @raphaelalexandreyensen6291
    @raphaelalexandreyensen6291 Před 5 lety +341

    Good thing he isn't in Boston My dad once dealing with Boston traffic screamed at the sky GOD NUKE THIS PLACE NOW!
    "YES"

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 Před 4 lety +110

    "Really something isn't it?" Gods proud of his work but it is beautiful.

  • @SigXman
    @SigXman Před 4 lety +116

    Some of God's greatest gifts.....are unanserwed prayers.

    • @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
      @u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 Před rokem +1

      That Exactly True friend

    • @frostchain2362
      @frostchain2362 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Not sure kids with cancer feel the same, but hey, God works in mysterious ways, eh?

    • @huaiwei
      @huaiwei Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@frostchain2362 why struggle to make sense of something you do not even believe in.

    • @mackyrulez756
      @mackyrulez756 Před 18 dny

      @@huaiweiwhy refuse to explain something you believe in?

  • @Aggression-hc3yp
    @Aggression-hc3yp Před rokem +11

    Suggestion when answering prayers: Answer only the ones that are not personal for individuals but are directed towards the wellbeing of others.
    Let someone in the hospital get better to go home to their loved ones, enable someone who’s down on their knees and begging for a break from the darkest corners of the world have some hope, bring a broken family back together, etc.

  • @870cda
    @870cda Před 2 lety +110

    I always dream of going to Mount Everest and I am looking forward to a better life no matter what happens although I had a hard time and make things possible. I hope I can be a great example just like Bruce and say my prayers more often and stop lashing out at all times.

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Před 2 lety +5

      Nothing like a snowcapped mountain littered with corpses to make you forget about it all….

    • @David_brent
      @David_brent Před rokem +1

      You best hope your body can handle it....thats what it all comes down to in the end

  • @BlackFox_632
    @BlackFox_632 Před 5 lety +41

    The problem is that he says yes to EVERYTHING!

  • @jaddaher3823
    @jaddaher3823 Před 5 lety +53

    I wish every beautiful girl love me
    Yes
    THANK YOU

  • @LouisGalaxoz
    @LouisGalaxoz Před rokem +23

    "Dear God, please make EA stop being greedy"
    YES

  • @lynx4082
    @lynx4082 Před 2 lety +85

    Honestly probably one of the simplest movie decisions that could have had apocalyptic outcomes all it takes is one unhinged man to wish for the power to warp reality to his whim and suddenly you got Nega Bruce

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj Před 2 lety

      Im pretty sure a psychopath like that wouldn't pray to god.

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Před 2 lety

      You must watch too much of those dog shit Marvel movies?

  • @alexamaya672
    @alexamaya672 Před 4 lety +116

    Coulda just went Thanos on them. Random, indiscriminate answers, fair to all. Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Před 2 lety

      Shitting out of your ass and mouth doesn’t exactly mean “balance” Aren’t those movies made for children?

    • @GemSurge95
      @GemSurge95 Před rokem +3

      That's probably what God does. Grants some. Denies some.

    • @albertusaswin2012
      @albertusaswin2012 Před rokem +6

      @@GemSurge95 yes because if we all have what we want, probably at the wrong place and time, things go crazy.

  • @DakariKingMykan
    @DakariKingMykan Před 5 lety +34

    "God hears all prayers... even if sometimes the answer is "No"

  • @besaidknight
    @besaidknight Před 6 lety +118

    Ever think: this is a lovecraftian scenario? A poor human that has to deal with divine responsibilities? XD

  • @itsyablyatboisamuel3128
    @itsyablyatboisamuel3128 Před 6 lety +175

    YAHWEEEEEEEEEEEH

    • @rubenhernandez3091
      @rubenhernandez3091 Před 5 lety +10

      Gods Hebrew name

    • @OmniTheAlchemist
      @OmniTheAlchemist Před 5 lety +1

      The false alien who deceived many by claiming as god

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 Před 3 lety +2

      You Got Prayers

    • @joelbaldry
      @joelbaldry Před 2 měsíci +1

      I read this comment exactly when that played in the video lol

  • @silver4740
    @silver4740 Před 5 lety +59

    2:30 Yahweh is an ancient name for god...
    How didnt I connect the dots when I younger

  • @mikebean.
    @mikebean. Před rokem +11

    Imagine my prayer getting a yes to all

  • @user-fg9oy3uo3h
    @user-fg9oy3uo3h Před 3 lety +71

    Let someone like Bruce have God’s powers when it comes to the prayers: He messes things up.
    Let someone responsible have God’s powers when it comes to the prayers: Does not matter how responsible. He or she has limits because they are only human. Even having filter features like “bad prayers” won’t help much because you have to be specific on what bad prayers mean.
    Like “I wish it is Christmas everyday.” is not a bad prayer but a harmless one though it can also lead to regrets in the long run. There is no shortcut to success after all.
    If you think you can do better, go ahead. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you mess up.

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 Před 2 lety +3

      My brother told me the same thing when I was watching this movie

    • @KINGKongKaliKongs
      @KINGKongKaliKongs Před 2 lety

      That's the real horror bud

    • @KINGKongKaliKongs
      @KINGKongKaliKongs Před 2 lety

      You sounds like prayingbfor an angel for companion,while u get is angel of death

    • @user-fg9oy3uo3h
      @user-fg9oy3uo3h Před 2 lety +1

      @@KINGKongKaliKongs
      That does sound like something that would happen to Bruce.

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 Před rokem

      That’s the point of the movie: no one can do the job better than God

  • @theonejackal89
    @theonejackal89 Před 5 lety +37

    Funny thing is, that is STILL only between 57th Street and the Commonwealth in Buffalo. Now, think about that, but the entire world, and perhaps beyond.

    • @sweetbabyrodney
      @sweetbabyrodney Před 4 lety

      It would create a shitton of chaos.

    • @finlandguy427
      @finlandguy427 Před 2 lety

      God always knew Bruce isn't the right guy to do the God's job. God knew what to do in order to teach Bruce.

  • @dennishanes9728
    @dennishanes9728 Před rokem +17

    "i didn't want to start you off with more than you could handle." God knows what each of us is capable of, you'll NEVER be burdened with more than that.

    • @username-ql8ox
      @username-ql8ox Před rokem +1

      Who are you to know what God is doing lmao

    • @ryansauchuk7290
      @ryansauchuk7290 Před 10 měsíci

      Except for all those people who were tortured to death in a Russian prison. I guess they were able to handle it

  • @lishajun10
    @lishajun10 Před 8 lety +81

    a beautiful movie

  • @views-gg3db
    @views-gg3db Před 6 lety +91

    Me:God What will i do if i got caught stealing
    God:YES

  • @gumei5673
    @gumei5673 Před 5 lety +18

    Typing YES "pressing all the keys in keyboard"

    • @ry4nmaster
      @ry4nmaster Před 5 lety +2

      Perhaps the keyboards is a YESYES keyboard instead of QWERTY

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 Před 4 lety +8

    4:51 Turning water into wine

  • @tomedy_official
    @tomedy_official Před 2 lety +11

    1:56 what I'm like in my daily life

  • @LoPiccolo.
    @LoPiccolo. Před 6 lety +69

    I just spent the past 5 minutes trying to find out what the messages all said. and they end up being the same messages repeated over and over.

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j Před 5 lety

      Lol

    • @connorcampbell1043
      @connorcampbell1043 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm curious, what was it? Also, I know it's been a year or so, but welcome back to Bruce Almighty clips :)

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan Před 3 lety +1

      i don't think they were all the same. timestamps please?

  • @jewwhovotedfornaziparty
    @jewwhovotedfornaziparty Před 5 lety +11

    Me: Why did you create blackholes?
    God: YES

  • @geeksandcooks
    @geeksandcooks Před 2 lety +9

    Just imagine having to set up the post-it scenes 🤣

  • @tereesha
    @tereesha Před 5 lety +8

    "Jackie Chan should be a comedian"
    Jackie: Yes

  • @johnnygunzfilmbuff7821
    @johnnygunzfilmbuff7821 Před 3 lety +12

    It's true what they say God does have a sense of Humor.

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271

    3:49 wait a minute, you already answered that prayer

  • @nicbentulan
    @nicbentulan Před 3 lety +9

    easy solution: stop time, answer prayers in the time thus far, continue life, repeat the next day. of course it could be like clockstoppers where you age...or you just command no extra ageing...idk

    • @bella_ciao4608
      @bella_ciao4608 Před 2 lety +3

      Or just make clones of you to do it at the same time

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan Před 2 lety +2

      @@bella_ciao4608 yay! :D

  • @loyalarcher
    @loyalarcher Před 5 lety +10

    YES to all good prayers
    NO to all bad prayers

    • @stefantomasi4036
      @stefantomasi4036 Před 3 lety +2

      Agreed. All bad prayers should be moved to the junk and trash mail inboxes

  • @Moymoy-25
    @Moymoy-25 Před rokem +3

    You can pray for your health and safety. That's the reality. We can pray to end your suffering and pain and hope that he listens someday.

  • @panicwolf8586
    @panicwolf8586 Před rokem +3

    Sometimes getting what we want doesn't mean it'll be good.

  • @xuesenliu
    @xuesenliu Před 5 dny

    No matter the contents of the prayers, he answered only YES. This movie really showed some fundamental spiritual truth here.

  • @RBYW1234
    @RBYW1234 Před 8 měsíci +1

    First 90 seconds, prefect.

  • @jofromiloilo8638
    @jofromiloilo8638 Před 7 lety +65

    Prayers are always answered, yes!

  • @noelmcgovern8995
    @noelmcgovern8995 Před 2 lety +1

    This was the original
    "how many so so do you want?"
    YES

  • @SHEMAVXN
    @SHEMAVXN Před rokem +3

    I knew it all along. I can’t believe it. I am truly blessed!!! Thank you FATHER IN HEAVEN!!! I am so grateful beyond belief!!! Thank you, thank you, and thank you 🙏🏾!!!

  • @MrSaunamies95
    @MrSaunamies95 Před 5 lety +5

    Can we take a moment and appreciate soundtracks?

  • @ricardoluiscigana2746
    @ricardoluiscigana2746 Před rokem +4

    Excelente película

  • @TB4000
    @TB4000 Před 5 lety +4

    What this scene also is kinda getting at is that people that claim they don't pray probably do at some point.

  • @tatyana6063
    @tatyana6063 Před rokem +3

    Jim Carrey made me laugh in these parts in this very funny movie!

  • @gabitex
    @gabitex Před 2 lety +2

    This is THE cataclysm of the movie.

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 Před 2 lety +2

    I've just realised I've never seen this movie

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 Před 5 lety +1

    SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}
    sooooo fun...!!

  • @S4inc
    @S4inc Před rokem +2

    "Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers"... it's in a song I Can't Remember the Name of whoever sings it

    • @Regfife
      @Regfife Před 10 měsíci

      Garth Brooks

  • @ZodinpuiaChawngthu
    @ZodinpuiaChawngthu Před 5 lety +2

    It's so satisfying to say Yahweeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh

  • @Lucones
    @Lucones Před 7 lety +55

    6:04 SAVE THE CLOCK TOWER !!!!!

    • @rexevan6714
      @rexevan6714 Před 6 lety +3

      Lucão Beatle Back to the future reference?

    • @stetsonherrick8090
      @stetsonherrick8090 Před 5 lety

      ...I wonder if this was also a Majora's Mask reference. Maybe to also by extension, save Termina from the Moon?

  • @keithc1234
    @keithc1234 Před 3 měsíci

    it's nice to see that the bakery looting scene stayed accurate.

  • @ArnoldChengKiLim
    @ArnoldChengKiLim Před 6 lety +164

    If real God replying prayers, he won't just only say "Yes" or "No" to them. Maybe answers like "Yes, but work hard." "No, it's not a proper time." "You have to…" "Don't be…" or no reply.

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j Před 6 lety +20

      Arnold Cheng Ki Lim its a comedy movie .

    • @avonbavoon197
      @avonbavoon197 Před 6 lety +4

      Arnold Cheng Ki Lim hahaha... No reply... I see what you did there

    • @russelingersoll6902
      @russelingersoll6902 Před 6 lety +2

      SO ITS THE SAME THING IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST????...

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 Před 6 lety

      Arnold Cheng Ki Lim thank god jim carrey is not god

    • @CuongNguyen-le5ic
      @CuongNguyen-le5ic Před 6 lety +1

      If God really exist, he wouldn't care about humans just like we humans don't care about ants.
      Seriously, the one major wrong thing about religions are to say God, a powerful being care about us humans.
      Think about it, there are TRILLIONS of galaxies, TRILLIONS upon TRILLIONS of planet. Ours planet is like a grain of sand in the desert.
      So to say a powerful being would care about this planet and us humans are the same as telling people to go to the desert and look and focus on a particular piece grain of sand.

  • @bellumios
    @bellumios Před 5 lety +6

    Where are the angels when u need em

    • @stefantomasi4036
      @stefantomasi4036 Před 3 lety

      I feel like that I have angels protecting me when I pray

    • @WonderlustThing
      @WonderlustThing Před 3 dny

      Angels don’t care about us they have their own agendas

  • @hieveryoneiiiwatchingyou2221

    Yahweeeeeh insta prayer😂😂 yahoo instant messenger

  • @LordNightCrawler
    @LordNightCrawler Před 2 lety +5

    its actually kinda a simple straight forward job, all you had to do is answer the prayers but yeah you had to read all of them one by one and it keep build up. i would take that job and read their prayers.

  • @veronica534
    @veronica534 Před 6 lety +26

    *YAHWEEEEEEH!!!*

  • @stephaniemarlowe552
    @stephaniemarlowe552 Před rokem +2

    Yep 1:28

  • @JazzJaRa
    @JazzJaRa Před 3 lety +1

    "Grace MIGHT notice" xD

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 Před 3 lety +7

    That woman in the red jacket, at 4:45, prayed, "Please let me lose weight on the Krispy Kreme diet,"?!
    Seems like someone who wants to lose weight but can continue eating junk food. Maybe by answering "No," it would've made her realize that she needs to eat healthier. Something God probably would've said to Bruce in that deleted scene of showing the results about people always getting what they want.

    • @Loanthanhphat1309
      @Loanthanhphat1309 Před 2 lety +1

      4:54

    • @alexanderpytko5394
      @alexanderpytko5394 Před 9 měsíci

      @@Loanthanhphat1309 I'm referring to when God shows how Bruce made a fat kid strong so kids would stop picking on him in gym which resulted in him being a bully and now he would go towards being a professional wrestler and then end up managing a muffler shop after testing positive for steroids. Had the boy not gotten what he prayed for, he would've become a great poet whose work would've been based around his childhood pain. Also how a woman named Ester was bankrupted and Bruce caused her to have an accident at a grocery store where a lawyer saw everything and got her to sue the store. It resulted in her winning a lot of money and buying a condo in South Florida but living a lonely life. God tells Bruce had Ester not gotten what she prayed for, she would've had to call her sister for help which would've gotten them back together.
      If God had shown Bruce about helping that woman lose weight,
      God: "She's lost nearly 50 pounds on a diet of Krispy Kream."
      Bruce: "Well, now she doesn't have to give up Krispy Kream. I mean that stuff's good. It's gooood."
      God: "I know it is but now she believes she can keep on eating junk food without getting fat. Although, she's losing weight, she's still going to develop other problems in the near future."
      Bruce: "Like what?"
      God: "High blood pressure, liver disease, diabetes and the possible risks of having a heart attack and/or a stroke."
      Bruce:(cringes) "Ooooh."
      God: "Had she not lost all that weight, it would've convinced her that her only choice was to start eating more healthy foods and take better care of herself. She would've been inspiration to her whole family."
      Perhaps later, when Bruce stops answering YES to all, that woman starts gaining the weight back. She throws away the junk food and is later seen eating carrot sticks.

  • @Moymoy-25
    @Moymoy-25 Před rokem +1

    I feel this way most of the time since 2020

  • @grimmshredsanguinus2915
    @grimmshredsanguinus2915 Před 5 lety +6

    -Ma lil bro is annoying can u kill him for me God?
    -Yes!

  • @stevebigansky9372
    @stevebigansky9372 Před měsícem

    one of Morgan Freeman's best performances

  • @orestes1757
    @orestes1757 Před 4 lety +2

    "THY KINGDUMB COME" Brooo why lmaooo!

  • @sanathakumarsinghaokram7680

    Radio may birds and He answer. A+

  • @Coelancanth
    @Coelancanth Před 7 lety +24

    5 years later, the video title is still wrong.

  • @atticus2581
    @atticus2581 Před 6 lety +10

    ive watched this movie about 6 times and only just got the yahweh reference. yawe as in the jewish god. doh!

  • @raymondramos7025
    @raymondramos7025 Před 5 lety +1

    My favorite movie

    • @stefantomasi4036
      @stefantomasi4036 Před 3 lety

      Same here. Tom Shadyac is my favourite director. My other fave movies of his are Dragonfly and my fave movie that he produced was Accepted

  • @Godsprincess1201
    @Godsprincess1201 Před 2 lety +3

    This scene teaches to pray and be patient coz alot of people their praying but always God will answer our prayers 🙌🙌😥

    • @huaiwei
      @huaiwei Před 5 měsíci

      Actually God do not always answer our prayers...at least not in the way we often expect. It is according to his plan, not ours. ;)

  • @alexanderrodger8989
    @alexanderrodger8989 Před rokem +3

    Saying ‘Yes’ to every prayer request no matter the person’s quality or who they are as a person? I’m sure this won’t backfire in any way. 😇😬

  • @seanmorriscoversongs
    @seanmorriscoversongs Před 3 lety +2

    It's good it's GOOOOD 2:47

  • @kylethompson2109
    @kylethompson2109 Před 9 měsíci +3

    2:13 good luck settling all of those prayers 😂

  • @l.t.4364
    @l.t.4364 Před rokem +1

    That's soo awesome, 🙏🙏❤❤❤

  • @Mozes316
    @Mozes316 Před 2 lety +27

    "How many people have you helped?" God has some nerve to even go there. lmao

    • @RileyWritey
      @RileyWritey Před rokem +3

      That's the point. He's basically saying "you cursed me for not helping you, but look at what you're doing now."

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 Před rokem +1

      @@RileyWritey I smell where your coming from. But the major difference is God's supposed eternity to Stanley Ipkiss' few hours. So the fact he's even trying to make that argument is just a plain dick move...
      I'm not even sure what I'm even ranting about anymore. 😂

    • @RileyWritey
      @RileyWritey Před rokem

      @@Mozes316
      I get you, it's why Christians often argue you can't fully understand God. Probably because when you really think about it, it's quite uncomfortable to think our creator sees our pain and doesn't care.

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 Před rokem +2

      @@RileyWritey honestly it was those type of answer that really helped push me out of the religion altogether. That and "You can't question his plan!" "Our human minds can't even begin to understand!" and so on... It was a bit off-putting to me, personally.

  • @foxrumor
    @foxrumor Před rokem +3

    In reality he should have manifested a prayer secretary. Or maybe he could have manifested a whole company that just manages prayers.

  • @stephaniemarlowe552
    @stephaniemarlowe552 Před rokem +2

    We are t😊 0:53

  • @Virtualmess32
    @Virtualmess32 Před 5 lety +5

    OH YAWEH I GET IT

  • @stephaniemarlowe552
    @stephaniemarlowe552 Před rokem +1

    Thy Will Be dome

  • @Evans-zw2il
    @Evans-zw2il Před 2 lety +1

    Man if u ask God to switch lives it can be cool and hard bcz u will be hearing prayers everywhere and can't handle like a billion of them

  • @geronimozarza8495
    @geronimozarza8495 Před 2 lety +474

    The problem I have with this movie Is that God makes him Almighty but not All-Knowing. Being All-Knowimg is one of the Powers of God that allows him to do wise things. Without being All-Knowimg, Bruce is not God, just a jerk with superpowers.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 2 lety

      The issue comes down to Bruce's desires. He COULD give himself foresight and knowledge, but hes more interested in having hot sex, shoving monkeys up butts, and making his coworker look like an idiot on live TV.
      So he has the power to access it but not the will, because he doesn't care about infinite knowledge. Only what's in front of him and will benefit him.

    • @user-fg9oy3uo3h
      @user-fg9oy3uo3h Před rokem +193

      That's the point. God is testing Bruce as a flawed mortal. God even challenged Bruce to do a better job as himself. It will be just a short film if Bruce was given All-Knowing.

    • @lodgin
      @lodgin Před rokem +46

      Him not being all-knowing isn't a problem, it's the point... the whole movie is not really about Bruce, it's about God's ego. Are we to believe that, if Bruce had gone about his newfound powers with any kind of sensibility, like, say, setting up an angelic organisation to research and answer prayers, and organise regular divine scouting missions to travel the world and report on issues - that God would’ve sustained his powers? Nope, God’s ego was wounded at Bruce’s challenge, and the whoooole movie is God putting Bruce in his place… pun intended. Bruce had no guidance nor the wherewithal or maturity to handle such power and responsibility, he was bound to fail. Indeed, not only did God know that he’d fail, but He intended for Bruce to fail.
      Of course, this is a comedy movie so it’s not that deep, but still, someone else could’ve absolutely done a better job than God if given the opportunity.

    • @Joe.8671
      @Joe.8671 Před rokem +4

      God wouldn't give anyone all his power's only a limited

    • @lodgin
      @lodgin Před rokem +6

      @@Joe.8671 "In a way, I brought you here to offer you a job. My job. You think you can do it better so here's your chance. When you leave this building, you will be endowed with _ALL_ my powers."

  • @unknown-zu2py
    @unknown-zu2py Před 5 lety

    I hear that shiet when im either wasted or hungover trying sleep...I use sage aka smudge to make the negative energy go away :)

  • @muhammadrusyaidi1749
    @muhammadrusyaidi1749 Před 4 lety +4

    In the end, he just have godly power but not godly wisdom

    • @nicholascauton9648
      @nicholascauton9648 Před rokem +1

      Yeah you got a point. God did say to him that he was given all His powers. God didn’t say He gave Bruce His wisdom.

  • @andthewallscametumblingdow2451

    I feel like Hollywood really slept on how handsome Jim Carrey was.

  • @zaborovnik6178
    @zaborovnik6178 Před rokem +1

    If I was a God, I would probably made a program which automatically sorts out wishes for impossible things to happen and restricts me from granting wishes that could not be achieved at the same time. Maybe even make auto (Yes|No) option, depending on good and bad things person had done through live and would be granted wish a motivator for him to become a better person.

  • @jonbilgutay2
    @jonbilgutay2 Před 3 lety +7

    If I were Bruce I would have answered all with 'not involved' so I would be leaving it in their hands. Or sort stuff like lottery tickets or sports and answer them all at once.

  • @beeblebrux2112
    @beeblebrux2112 Před rokem

    RiP Philip Baker Hall, loved him in this movie

  • @marksheenbercasio6528
    @marksheenbercasio6528 Před rokem +2

    Imagine if all prayers are smth bad and bruce answered yes to all :/

  • @Bolbi145
    @Bolbi145 Před 5 lety +3

    He could have just programmed the computer to only answer selfless prayers that didn’t mess with the economy or weren’t about revenge etc.

  • @CleoCatzby
    @CleoCatzby Před 5 lety

    When he described that coffee, I heard Meryl's voice advertising that Mococoa drink from The Truman Show

  • @blackswan7568
    @blackswan7568 Před rokem +1

    Nobody:
    Software devs: 3:38

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271

    That dog looked cute covered in post-its

  • @8BitCristopolis
    @8BitCristopolis Před 5 lety +1

    Thanos: please can i have an infinity gauntlet and all of the infinity stones so i can become a God?
    YES