“They Tell Me I've Got Real Potential” | Men in Black II
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- Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) visits the headquarters and attacks the men in black… | Buy or rent Men in Black II here: amzo.in/movie/86z/men-in-blac...
Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIB's untarnished mission statement - protecting Earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Now it's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay - who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the MIB, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy - to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction.
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“Does that come standard?”
“Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”
“Yep…”
😂😂😂
I once pulled over a black guy for being too white
Yep = Understandable, let's proceed
Michael Jackson and Johnny Knoxville are awesome in this movie
Michael Jackson is an alien in black dynamite
Looking at her I thought Jacko had transitioned
Cmon I can be agent hiii hiiii
@@lescorlett4133you mean got rid of his reproductive organ ? beacuse that's all it is
3:45 The reason we all came here
thank you
That's still the funniest part I ever seen the way they saw her unzip her jacket then faint was like a " ok now I can go to heaven and die" lol
How did you know
Ugh!🤦🏿♂️
"Is that standard?"
"Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over." LMAO
Yep
I was the only one in the theater that laughed and IDGAF..
I remember lara being my childhood crush, watching MIB 2 on the VHS tapes my god I'm old
It happens. I still remember crushing over Kelly bundy from married with children. The home made jacuzzi scene was/still is amazing
Dirty boy
@@PappuDas-fq1ll Nice art, thanks for the compliment
Ur not that old I am 18 and I watched movies on vhs
@johnb7742 Thanks for the compliments, but if you were me, you would feel old. RIP VHS it will be missed
That MJ cameo was epic, I miss his music 😢
No shit
Don’t miss the pedo
he is in hell right now, dancing to his own music whilst demons are torturing him. if you play his music, he will suffer more and you will join him when you die. please man dont listen to earthly music. listen to worship music, Jesus is the way. yes i am that guy.
Fun fact: Lara Flynn Boyle who plays serleena was dating David Spade at the time but ended up dumping him when Jack Nicholson asked her out right in front of David, David spade thought it was a joke but later found out they were in fact together when lara and jack were involved in a car wreck(they were both in the same car)
Dark
@bigmonkeking9067 as is Hollywood
Karma
Why she gotta do David spade like that
@@T-h-a-t_G-u-y cause she's a bitch from what I've heard
"Last suit you'll ever wear... again"
Legit had me rolling lmfaooo
I wish the world still had Agent M...😢
Kids everywhere would hide from the invasion
@@davidsauer9769 Ese chiste paso de moda, la gente sabe la verdad.
@@franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 La gente nunca obtendra una mejor respuesta que "cuando empiece a sentirme cansado o agobiado, los ninos me reviven" No es bueno odiar los chistes que son mas divertidos que ofensivos, mi amigo
@franciscojavierjimenezdiaz5236 My Spanish isn't too good. If you didn't understand, we can continue in English because you understand it, but trying to shut down people's jokes is a far older joke mate
After all these years,this still slaps...
slaps like Chris Rock!!!
Honestly, I must admit that I had a crush for Lara Flynn Boyle as Serleena back then when I was a kid. Also Lara's performance as this villainess was my favorite one from the entire MIB franchise. After all these years I still smash for her. 🖤💯
She really captured the essence of being a sexy and attractive bad girl. Despite for her being an alien human devourer (Kylothian).
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that Martha Stewart is an alien?
"Keep my wife's name.. OUT YOUR FKIN.. Mouth" xD How things change. MIB One of my favourite movies series to rewatch
The cars internet did a search on ebay 😂
I was 4 when I saw this and I really thought that Michael Jackson was an alien and his face were just prosthetics in this movie.
Frank was so good in this movie but unfortunately it lead to him being typecast making him hard to find meaningful parts.
After developing a drinking problem and a stint in the Betty Ford clinic he retired to a ranch in Nevada where he bred poodles…and I do mean he Bred Poodles
Too funny
Pre-Slap Will wasn't something I was expecting to miss.
5:00 - 5:13 the first time I saw this movie when it was new i went hilarious when I saw that…..but now……I still think it’s awesome 😂 that and the joke about car and its “standard feature” little after it lmao
Serleena is my favorite Movie villainess
3:28, 3:37, 3:42, 3:45, 4:00, 4:06, 4:17, 5:41
5:40, "Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands." Well, pretty sure that's how Taylor Swift did it.
Still small tho
I don't really get this perspective. She's not exactly packing double D's. She's had an active career and didn't settle for letting the record labels run the show. And yeah all the celebrity break ups probably didn't hurt.
Maybe beyonce or Kim K..but men aren't really why they got so far.. They got so far because of the current climate of many (not all) women 10-60yrs old act like how 16yr old girls act, fan girling over vapid shit and obsessing over unhealthy things.
I'm not saying men aren't often immature and just as messed up
But it used to always be that kids tried to emulate what adults did...nowdays the adults are emulating the youth. Abandon and forget the culture of their era and try to fit in with what teenagers listen to and watch.
@@SudeennnSam small is royalty
Very nice
They sure dried off quickly.
Heated seats.
"Weird right?"
"Yeah, you are smiling."
"Every Saturday night you'd be like 'Flush me, J! Flush me!'. I'd be like 'Naw'".
Will literally never not be funny.
Will in movies are always awesome.
Will in real life is a tragedy
Damn shame
I’ve just realised, is the guy in the shop the same actor who plays Monk in the detective show? 😂 He almost unrecognizable 😆
He is
Yup, Monk.....
Also Tech Sergeant Kwan in the very excellent "Galaxy Quest" (1999)
I still remember when she had that neck brace on, riding her bike, saying hi to Wayne, crashing into a car, flying over the hood... and she's ok!
Pre-slap Will was something else man!
Michael Jackson was in this beautiful movie
The only thing wrong with this movie.
F off you brainwashed fool who believes propaganda of media@@131313user
F off you brainwashed fool that believes the propaganda @@131313user
Sure it is.
I recognize the voice.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Gone Too Soon!
This was my first DVD.
This is wile Smith REVENGE.
I really want to see Agent M in action
There’s a reason why she was my first ever childhood crush.
R.I.P. Rip Torn & Michael Jackson. Gone Too Soon!
I keep forgetting Johnny Noxville was in this fucking movie 😂
He obviously was thinking with his little head. Pun intended.
I just realized that's Knoxville...
Same here lol
If you must go out at daylight, only the East Village lmao
Well i see, Michael is not really dead, he just take a post in MIB agency.
Never noticed that Dr. Who was in that waiting line.
“Alien affirmative action program” dude
2:22 the Beretta 21
Please, it makes a bobcat look like an M9
3:05 "tool"?
Goddess
Fun fact Will slapped like 10 other people while filming this 😂
I like how there's a Burger King in the Headquarters
Looking at the leader photo for this clip I didn't realize Kathy Hochul was an undressed alien for this show.
RIP x2
Is that Governor Hochul in the thumbnail?
Just noticed theres a burger king at MIB lol
Ok
I be like nah!!
Why does the elevator take you to another elevator?
2 guys from the Tool vid.
"Dental！:D"
I miss Will Smith. There I said it
Lara Flynn Boyle looks like seller at a Flea Market now, or maybe just a Walmart customer that gets punked by Jack Vale and his Pooter. LOL
No one, Orochimaru:
I saw mj😮
3:45 All models are aliens.
I just noticed Micheal Jackson was in this film after all these years.
_Damn,_ as far as ‘milf’ / older female bodies go, this one is _primo_ 🔥👌
you know this sucks when they stuff into michael jackson and johnny knoxville, all together....
I'm going to blow some people's minds, I hope - Jeebs is Monk. How about that?
Jeebus
Beautiful Burger King
3:48 what we came see
Ugh!🤦🏿♂️
1:58 the time K accedently started a religion 😆
4:03 2:01
NY gov hokul looking sexy.
1:07
3:46
Your welcome
No Thanks!
This woman has 0 body.....
Filthy pervert!🤦🏿♂️
VFX didnt hold up lol
01:20 Agent M for Molester? Otherwise I dont get the joke. :P
M for Michael.....
She was beautiful, then she went under the knife....Damn!!
Thank me later @3:45
Ugh! Men!🤦🏿♂️
She HAD potential in Wayne's World. By this point, meh...
michael jackson? i forgot he ws in this movie
He was Agent Molester in the credits.
What the hell, the guy in the thumbnail looks like Rahul Gandhi...
Fentanyl users @3:04
Remember when MJ used to look uncanny and surreal to look at? Now plastic surgery is so common that there's thousands of upper middle class women that actually look scary(and all look the same) makes Michael look like an angel here
Nope! Still looks like an old white woman.....
3:45
pale white skinny body.....
Them trying to push that skeleton as the hot chick in the movie will always bother me. There is a million women that could have been in that role.
3:34 One's She was my Childhood Hot Crush, i really wants her ❤❤❤
Micheal jackson
I’m sorry, but Johnny Knoxville ruins every movie he’s in. Big Trouble also came out that year (it’s my favorite book), and he ruined THAT, too. I’m not a fan, obviously 😅
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ugh she was so thin because that was the craze; they really had to puff up the boobies
That push-up bra was doing over-time.....
I still love Will Smith. So he was a jerk ONCE. Who cares.
I don’t blame him for the slap
Actually it's not the jerk part that turned people's opinion. The exact opposite actually.
Mama. 😋😋
Sus
It's a shame that Hollywood actresses are pressured to starve themselves
Was thinking the same thing, she really did have amazing breasts but she could have been a bit more thicc and still have been beautiful!
I remember the guy in the shop…looked full Jew. Even way back then.😊
This movie fucking sucks
THIS part of it! Anyway.....
I don't understand the appeal of these movies. Dumb. Just dumb and not funny. Oh well.
this one was more forgettable then international.
Not even close.
Nope this ones awesome
Please! No more Will Smith! Ever!
Funny how Michael Jackson is in this movie because Lara Flynn Boyle looked like the woman he always wanted to be
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